Regular Show 2x27

Directed by

Minty Lewis as Eileen (voice) • Paul F. Tompkins as Skunk (voice) • Janie Haddad Tompkins as Margaret (voice)

When Mordecai and Rigby are given the task of picking up road kill, Rigby gets sprayed by a were-skunk. Now, he has to find a cure for the smell before he turns into a skunk, as well.

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1. Ah, dude!

2. We only need a few more for a bingo!

3. Up high!

4. This is totally gross, you know.

5. I can't believe Benson made a dead animal bingo card to force us to pick up roadkill.

6. So what?

7. We have to pick up roadkill in the park anyway.

8. It's part of our job.

9. We might as well try to have a little fun while we're doing it.

10. Besides, Benson said we can stop once we get a bingo.

11. So come on, man!

12. Up high!

13. Ugh, fine.

14. I still think you're enjoying this too much.

15. Dude, I think we've picked everything up.

16. Don't worry, dude.

17. We're close.

18. I can smell it.

19. Ah, dude!

20. If you're going to crack one off in the cart, you could at least warn me!

21. Dude, it's not me.

22. Look!

23. Aw, skunk!

24. Wait, skunk?

25. Dude, bingo!

26. Bingo?

27. Bingo!

28. Bingo!

29. Rigby?

30. You okay?

31. Hey!

32. Whoa, whoa, watch it!

33. Watch it!

34. What the heck, man?

35. You guys think you can just walk up to a guy in broad daylight and mug him without

36. him fighting back?

37. We weren't mugging you!

38. We thought you were dead!

39. I was taking a nap!

40. In the middle of the road?

41. Who are you, Mr. King Sandman, telling people where they can and cannot sleep?

42. Sorry, we thought you were dead.

43. We were just excited.

44. We thought we got a bingo.

45. So because you thought I was dead, you thought you got a bingo?

46. What kind of sick game is that?

47. It's... our boss made us.

48. Well, okay, look.

49. No bingo.

50. No bingo.

51. Well, how do I get rid of this smell?

52. Ha!

53. You think you just get to turn it off?

54. No!

55. I'm stuck with it, and now so are you!

56. Come on, dude!

57. Don't be a jerk!

58. Tell me how to get rid of this!

59. Oh, I'm a jerk!

60. You don't know what I am!

61. Let's see how you like it when you can't turn it off!

62. Let him go!

63. Let him go, or I'm gonna make you wish you were Roadkill!

64. Now get lost!

65. You two are disgusting!

66. I'm outta here!

67. Wait!

68. At least tell me how to get the smell off!

69. Yeah, right!

70. Figure it out for yourself!

71. What?

72. Ah!

73. What am I gonna do now?

74. I don't know, dude.

75. But we gotta get that smell off you.

76. It reeks.

77. Don't tell me about how I smell!

78. I know it reeks!

79. You don't think I know it reeks?

80. What was that?

81. What did that thing do to me?

82. Dude, we gotta find Skips.

83. That was a wear, skunk.

84. What?

85. Yeah.

86. And if you don't get the smell off, you'll turn into one too, you know.

87. What?

88. What do I do?

89. This is bad.

90. This isn't regular skunk spray.

91. You could try taking a shower.

92. Or if that doesn't work, coffee will dehydrate

93. you and draw some of the smell out, maybe.

94. Seriously?

95. A shower?

96. Coffee?

97. Come on!

98. You think you're so smart, don't you?

99. Oh, look at me.

100. I'm Skips.

101. I know everything because I'm so old.

102. Let me tell you how to fix your problems in a really lame way.

103. Well, you know what I think?

104. You don't know nothin'!

105. You don't know nothin'!

106. Dude, that wasn't me!

107. Skips, I'm sorry!

108. Forget it.

109. It's fine.

110. But you better get changed back soon.

111. Because once the transformation is complete, you won't wanna change back.

112. What are you doing here?

113. There's no way you got a bingo that fast.

114. What happened?

115. Rigby got sprayed by a wear skunk.

116. A what?

117. Look, we don't have time.

118. We have to get him cleaned up.

119. Fine.

120. But don't think this counts as an excuse to get out of your work.

121. You still have to fill out that bingo card.

122. Dude, I looked all over the Internet.

123. We should probably try Skips' coffee idea if the shower doesn't work.

124. Dude, did it work?

125. Come on, come out!

126. I used everything, man.

127. The shampoo, the conditioner, the Cologne and the deodorant.

128. Man, I thought for sure the shampoo would work.

129. Did you lather, rinse and repeat?

130. Yeah, I lathered, rinsed and repeated.

131. I used the whole bottle.

132. What, you think I don't know how to wash my own hair?

133. Mordecai, I'm sorry.

134. Just try and take it easy, okay?

135. I'm sorry.

136. Look, we should go to the coffee shop.

137. Just relax.

138. I'm gonna go get you a coffee, okay?

139. Relax.

140. Hey guys, uh, gals.

141. I need a coffee for Rigby, quick.

142. What's wrong?

143. He got sprayed by a were-skunk.

144. Oh no!

145. What are you guys doing here then?

146. We heard coffee might help cure him, but I don't know.

147. Oh no, poor guy.

148. I'm gonna go take him a coffee.

149. Hey Rigby.

150. It's about time.

151. Well, did it work?

152. Maybe you have to pour it on yourself?

153. Fine.

154. Did it work?

155. No!

156. It was just really hot.

157. You think this is funny?

158. Well, I don't think it's funny.

159. This is my life you're laughing at.

160. Rigby, stop!

161. Stop!

162. Rigby, you're scaring me.

163. I'm sorry.

164. I'm so sorry.

165. Rigby, wait!

166. Where you at, skunk?

167. Skunk!

168. Come out!

169. I know you're in there!

170. Oh, it's you.

171. What are you doing here?

172. You have to tell me how to get rid of this.

173. Why would I do that?

174. I'm a huge jerk, remember?

175. I'm sorry, you're not a jerk.

176. Please, just tell me how to stop this.

177. Thing is, I'm sick of being the only skunk in town.

178. Always getting dirty looks, people yelling

179. at you, everyone hating you 100% of the time.

180. Nah, with you as a skunk, things won't be so bad.

181. All that negative attention won't fall just on me.

182. It'll fall on you, too.

183. We'll split it.

184. 50-50.

185. Partner?

186. No!

187. Tell me!

188. Tell me how to end this!

189. Tell me!

190. It's pineapple juice.

191. But it's too late anyway.

192. The transformation's already starting, partner.

193. What the heck?

194. There's the pineapple juice!

195. Come on, come on!

196. It's not working!

197. Come on, you didn't think I'd tell you what the real cure was, did you?

198. It's not pineapple juice.

199. I was just stalling you so you'd run out of time.

200. Don't worry.

201. Once you're like me, you'll never want to switch back.

202. No!

203. Rigby!

204. Rigby!

205. Dude, open the door!

206. It's too late!

207. He's my friend now!

208. Rigby!

209. I figured it out!

210. It's tomato paste!

211. The cure is tomato paste!

212. Don't worry.

213. It's almost over.

214. And then you and I will split the skunk and

215. doodies at this park for the rest of eternity!

216. You think you can stop me from splitting my pain with your friend?

217. You can't stop it.

218. You can't stop nothing.

219. You're right.

220. I can't stop it.

221. But Rigby can.

222. Split this.

223. We did it!

224. Yeah!

225. We did it!

226. Thank you.

227. He still counts as a skunk, right?

228. Totally counts as a skunk.

229. Bingo!

230. Bingo!

231. Yeah!

232. you.