1. Dude! Get off the computer, Muscle Man!Copy !req
2. Read the sign-up sheet!Copy !req
3. We're signed up for 130!Copy !req
4. Hey, chill out, you jerks! We still have 5 minutes.Copy !req
5. Go wait in the lounge.Copy !req
6. Fine! 5 minutes!Copy !req
7. Aw, yeah! More internet videos!Copy !req
8. Old Man Horseshoes, you're pathetic!Copy !req
9. I saw that one coming.Copy !req
10. Oh, dude! Road Hog!Copy !req
11. Oh yeah! That's a good one!Copy !req
12. This is some hilarious stuff, losers!Copy !req
13. It's got a setup, a punchline, a dude gets hurt! Come on!Copy !req
14. Still not funny.Copy !req
15. Get over here!Copy !req
16. You guys are gonna thank me for this.Copy !req
17. I-Copy !req
18. Wait for it...Copy !req
19. Why, Wedgie Ninja?Copy !req
20. Oh, my back!Copy !req
21. He just farted on that guy's back!Copy !req
22. Why are you laughing, dude?Copy !req
23. That dude did get hurt!Copy !req
24. Plus the bear farted on his back!Copy !req
25. Dude! Muscle Man, Wedgie Ninja? Glocken Bear?Copy !req
26. This viral video stuff is stupid.Copy !req
27. What? Bro, if it's so stupid,Copy !req
28. why does it have so many hits?Copy !req
29. Me and Rigby could come up with a video that gets way more hits than that.Copy !req
30. Yeah!Copy !req
31. In your dreams!Copy !req
32. Me and Fives could get way more hits than you dorks.Copy !req
33. No you couldn't.Copy !req
34. Yes we could!Copy !req
35. Ten bucks says we can make a better video than yours by the end of the week.Copy !req
36. You're on.Copy !req
37. Pay up, losers!Copy !req
38. No way! The week's not even through yet!Copy !req
39. Well, I got a million views ahead of you!Copy !req
40. You might as well just give up!Copy !req
41. No! We'll have an awesome internet video by the end of the day!Copy !req
42. How much are you going to bet on that?Copy !req
43. Double or nothing!Copy !req
44. Aw man! We're gonna be rich!Copy !req
45. Okay, best internet video ever!Copy !req
46. Take one.Copy !req
47. Wait, what do I do again?Copy !req
48. Yeah, so, just start jumping, right? And get some major air.Copy !req
49. And I don't know, then like, do some awesome backflips or something.Copy !req
50. Right. Are you getting this?Copy !req
51. Hmm, still not going high enough.Copy !req
52. I know, let me try something.Copy !req
53. Rigby!Copy !req
54. Dude, are you okay?Copy !req
55. Dude... that was AWESOME!Copy !req
56. That's called a double-jump!Copy !req
57. Is this one of those new fangled movie cameras?Copy !req
58. Oh, Pops, You don't wanna touch that,Copy !req
59. we're trying to make a movie.Copy !req
60. Does your movie have sound?Copy !req
61. Back in my day we used to call those talkies.Copy !req
62. Ha'yeah, we're making a movie about jumping on the trampoline.Copy !req
63. We used to call those jumpies.Copy !req
64. Can I be in your jumpy?Copy !req
65. Dude, Mordecai,Copy !req
66. if we put more weight on the trampoline, we could get more air, right?Copy !req
67. Yea, ok, but...Copy !req
68. Oh, somebody's dropped a shilling!Copy !req
69. You wanna be in our movie, Pops?Copy !req
70. Triple jump!Copy !req
71. I guess that was pretty high.Copy !req
72. But it wasn't a million views high.Copy !req
73. What we need is more power.Copy !req
74. Yeah.Copy !req
75. Dude! I know exactly how!Copy !req
76. OK, Pops,Copy !req
77. you're going to do a double-jumpCopy !req
78. with that refrigerator.Copy !req
79. I'm going to be on the interwebs!Copy !req
80. Alright, on three.Copy !req
81. One, two, three!Copy !req
82. Jump!Copy !req
83. Dude, this is gold!Copy !req
84. Wait til Muscle Man sees this!Copy !req
85. Dude, look how high he's goin'!Copy !req
86. Dude, where'd he go?Copy !req
87. Don't worry, he'll fall down any second.Copy !req
88. Dude, he's not comin' down!Copy !req
89. Oh, no. Oh no!Copy !req
90. Dude, we've gotta go get him!Copy !req
91. What? But we've still got to take care of the viral video.Copy !req
92. Dude, he could be dead.Copy !req
93. I'm going after him and you're coming with me.Copy !req
94. - Ready? - Just a sec.Copy !req
95. Might as well have a follow-up video.Copy !req
96. OK. One, two, three!Copy !req
97. This footage is gold!Copy !req
98. We'll definitely beat Muscle Man with this.Copy !req
99. Priorities, dude.Copy !req
100. First we get Pops.Copy !req
101. Wherever he is.Copy !req
102. What is this place?Copy !req
103. Kinda looks like an insane asylum.Copy !req
104. Hey, look! it's Wedgie Ninja!Copy !req
105. Help me.Copy !req
106. What?Copy !req
107. - What's your name? - Pops.Copy !req
108. It's Pops!Copy !req
109. Step over to your right, Pops.Copy !req
110. - Is this my passport photo for the interwebs? - Sort of.Copy !req
111. Ooh, I love photos.Copy !req
112. I am ready, madame.Copy !req
113. Say 'doomed for eternity.'Copy !req
114. Doomed for eternity!Copy !req
115. No!Copy !req
116. Who are you and what did you do to Pops?Copy !req
117. My job. I'm the warden of the internet.Copy !req
118. Pops made the mistake of trying to make a viral video.Copy !req
119. So?Copy !req
120. The internet should be a serious placeCopy !req
121. used for writing research papersCopy !req
122. and maybe for keeping in touch with relatives once in a while.Copy !req
123. These silly viral videos are a disease.Copy !req
124. They must be contained.Copy !req
125. Dude, that's not fair.Copy !req
126. Yeah, we're just trying to make entertaining videos.Copy !req
127. Wrong! All these people need to be punished,Copy !req
128. forced to live their stupidity on repeat forever.Copy !req
129. You're insane.Copy !req
130. It's not even Pops' fault.Copy !req
131. He was just doing us a favor. Isn't that right, Pops?Copy !req
132. I don't like the interwebs, Mordecai and Rigby!Copy !req
133. Wait a minute. Mordecai and Rigby?Copy !req
134. You're supposed to be in Pops' video.Copy !req
135. Now I have to reconfigure the laser video transporter for two more criminalsCopy !req
136. that will spend eternity in endless loop for their interweb crimes.Copy !req
137. Dude, get Pops.Copy !req
138. we're gonna get you out of here but we've gotta leave right now.Copy !req
139. Go into all the videos and get as many people as you can.Copy !req
140. Pops, jump!Copy !req
141. Crimes!Copy !req
142. What?Copy !req
143. You!Copy !req
144. Guys! Up here!Copy !req
145. Old man horseshoes!Copy !req
146. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
147. You'll never get out of here alive!Copy !req
148. Get in!Copy !req
149. Wait. Who's driving this?Copy !req
150. Roadhog!Copy !req
151. We're gonna die!Copy !req
152. Look!Copy !req
153. Alright, everybody.Copy !req
154. To the portal - quick!Copy !req
155. Come on, come on!Copy !req
156. Now you, Pops!Copy !req
157. Now!Copy !req
158. Wedgie Ninja!Copy !req
159. I don't know how much longer these panties are gonna hold!Copy !req
160. - But— Go, now!Copy !req
161. Guys... link to my video.Copy !req
162. We'll never forget you, Wedgie Ninja.Copy !req
163. Where are those clowns?Copy !req
164. Probably skipped town because they know they won't win the bet.Copy !req
165. What are you guys doin'?Copy !req
166. Mmmakin' viral videos!Copy !req
167. Oh, man, that's the best part.Copy !req
168. And two million views cannot deny.Copy !req
169. You know what else is the best part?Copy !req
170. Gettin' twenty dollars from this guy!Copy !req
171. Don't you losers have somewhere to be?Copy !req