Regular Show 2x26

Directed by John Infantino

Mitzi McCall as Librarian (voice) • Richard McGonagle as Old Man Horseshoes / Nunchuck Bro (voice) • Roger Craig Smith as Tony / Victim (voice)

Mordecai and Rigby make a bet with Muscleman and High-Five Ghost to see who can get the most views on their internet videos in one week.

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1. Dude, get off the computer, muscle man.

2. Read the sign-up sheet.

3. We're signed up for 1.30.

4. Hey, chill out, you jerks.

5. We still have five minutes.

6. Go wait in the lounge.

7. Fine.

8. Five minutes.

9. Aw yeah.

10. More Internet videos.

11. Old man horseshoes!

12. You're pathetic!

13. I saw that one coming.

14. Dude, Roadhog.

15. Oh yeah, that's a good one.

16. This is some hilarious stuff, losers.

17. It's got a set-up, a punchline, a dude gets hurt.

18. Come on!

19. Still not funny.

20. Get over here!

21. You guys are gonna thank me for this.

22. I... Wait for it.

23. Why, wedgie ninja?

24. Aw, my back!

25. He just farted on that guy's back!

26. Why are you laughing, dude?

27. That dude did get hurt.

28. Plus the bear farted on his back!

29. Dude, muscle man.

30. Wedgie ninja?

31. Glockenbear?

32. This viral video stuff is stupid.

33. What?

34. Bro, if it's so stupid, why does it have so many hits?

35. Me and Rigby could come up with a video that gets way more hits than that.

36. Yeah!

37. In your dreams.

38. Me and Fives could get way more hits than you dorks.

39. No you couldn't.

40. Yes we could!

41. Ten bucks says we can make a better video than yours by the end of the week.

42. You're on.

43. I'm a tough cookie with a long history Of breaking little hearts like the one in me.

44. That's okay, let's see how you do it Pull up your dupes, let's get down to it Hit me

45. with your best shot Why don't you hit me with your best shot Hit me with your best.

46. shot Fire away Come on with it, come on, you don't fight fair But that's

47. okay, see if I care Knock me down, it's all in

48. vain I'll get right back on my feet Pay up, losers.

49. No way!

50. The week's not even through yet.

51. We're like a million views ahead of you.

52. You might as well just give up.

53. No, we'll have an awesome Internet video by the end of the day.

54. How much you willing to bet on that?

55. Double or nothing.

56. Oh yeah, we're gonna be rich!

57. Okay, best Internet video ever.

58. Take one.

59. Wait, what do I do again?

60. Yeah, so just start jumping, right?

61. And get some major air.

62. Or I don't know, then like do some awesome backflips or something.

63. Right, are you getting this?

64. Woo!

65. Woo!

66. Hmm, you're still not going high enough.

67. I know, let me try something.

68. Rigby!

69. Dude, you okay?

70. Dude, that was awesome!

71. That's called a double jump.

72. Is this one of those newfangled movie cameras?

73. Oh, Pops, you don't want to touch that.

74. We're trying to make a movie.

75. Does your movie have sound?

76. Back in my day, we used to call those talkies.

77. Yeah, we're making a movie about jumping on the trampoline.

78. We used to call those jumpies.

79. Can I be in your jumpy?

80. Dude, Mordecai, if we put more weight on the

81. trampoline, we could get more air, right?

82. Yeah, okay, but... Oh, somebody's dropped the shilling.

83. You want to be in our movie, Pops?

84. Triple jump!

85. Hmm, I guess that was pretty high.

86. But it wasn't a million views high.

87. What we need is more power.

88. Yeah... Dude, I know exactly how!

89. Okay, Pops, you're going to do a double jump with that refrigerator.

90. I'm going to be on the interwebs!

91. Alright, on three.

92. One, two, three!

93. Jump!

94. Dude, this is gold!

95. Wait till Muscle Man sees this!

96. Dude, look how high he's going!

97. Dude, where'd he go?

98. Don't worry, he'll fall down any second.

99. Dude, he's not coming down!

100. Oh no, oh no!

101. Dude, we gotta go get him!

102. What?

103. But we still gotta take care of the viral video!

104. Dude, he could be dead!

105. I'm going after him and you're coming with me.

106. Ready?

107. Just a sec.

108. Might as well have a follow-up video.

109. Okay.

110. One, two, three!

111. Huh?

112. Whoa!

113. This footage is gold!

114. We'll definitely beat Muscle Man with this!

115. Priorities, dude.

116. First we get Pops.

117. Wherever he is.

118. What is this place?

119. Kinda looks like an insane asylum.

120. Hey, look!

121. It's Wedgie Ninja!

122. What?

123. What's your name?

124. Pops!

125. It's Pops!

126. Step over to your right, Pops.

127. Is this my passport photo for the interwebs?

128. Sort of.

129. Ooh, I love photos!

130. I am ready, madame.

131. Say, doom for eternity.

132. Doom for eternity!

133. No!

134. No!

135. Who are you and what did you do to Pops?

136. My job.

137. I'm the warden of the Internet.

138. Pops made the mistake of trying to make a viral video.

139. So?

140. The Internet should be a serious place.

141. Used for writing research papers and maybe for

142. keeping in touch with relatives once in a while.

143. These silly viral videos are a disease.

144. They must be contained.

145. Dude, that's not fair.

146. Yeah, we're just trying to make entertaining videos.

147. Wrong.

148. All these people need to be punished.

149. Forced to relive their stupidity on repeat forever.

150. You're insane!

151. It's not even Pops' fault.

152. He was just doing us a favor.

153. Isn't that right, Pops?

154. I don't like the interwebs, Mordecai and Rigby.

155. Wait a minute.

156. Mordecai and Rigby?

157. You're supposed to be in Pops' video.

158. Now I have to reconfigure the laser video transporter for two more criminals that

159. will spend eternity in endless loop for their interweb crimes.

160. Dude, get Pops.

161. People of the Internet, we're going to get you

162. out of here, but we've got to leave right now.

163. Go into all the videos and get as many people as you can.

164. Help me!

165. Let me out of here!

166. Get me out of here!

167. Pops!

168. Crimes!

169. Help me!

170. Let me out of here!

171. What?

172. Guys, up here!

173. Oh, man!

174. Horseshoes!

175. Damn it!

176. Come on!

177. Come on!

178. You'll never get out of here alive!

179. Wait, who's driving this?

180. Roadhog!

181. All right, everybody, to the portal, quick!

182. Now you, Pops!

183. No!

184. Wedgie Ninja!

185. I don't know how much longer these panties are going to hold.

186. What?

187. Go, now!

188. Guys, link to my video!

189. We'll never forget you, Wedgie Ninja!

190. Where are those clowns?

191. They probably skipped town because they know they won't win the bet.

192. What are you guys doing?

193. Making viral videos.

194. Huh?

195. Oh, man, that's the best part!

196. And two million views cannot deny.

197. You know what else is the best part?

198. Getting $20 from this guy!

199. Don't you losers have somewhere to be?

200. Yeah.