Regular Show 2x25

Roger Jackson as Evil Voice (voice)

The morning after being hired at the park, Mordecai and Rigby both look to obtain Pops' old couch and agree to play a game of rock, paper, scissors to decide who gets it.

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1. Alright, dude.

2. Time to get up.

3. Come on, Rigby.

4. Dude, wake up.

5. We gotta get ready to work.

6. Okay, okay.

7. Dude, this is so cool.

8. I've never had a job that gave you a place to live.

9. I've never even had a job.

10. Yeah, about that.

11. I kinda told them you'd be a good idea to hire,

12. so can you try to not do the whole Rigby thing?

13. Rigby thing?

14. What do you mean?

15. I mean you're lazy.

16. What?

17. I'm not lazy.

18. Dude, you were too lazy to fill out an application for this job.

19. That's why I had to vouch for you in the first place.

20. Just because I was too lazy to do something boring

21. like fill out a job application doesn't mean I'm lazy.

22. Okay, okay.

23. Look.

24. Let's just both promise that starting right now,

25. we're not gonna do anything to screw this up.

26. Okay?

27. Okay.

28. Do you think there's breakfast stuff in the kitchen?

29. Only one way to find out.

30. Milk.

31. Cereal.

32. Combine.

33. Eh.

34. This is the only clean spoon left, dude.

35. Let's play punchies for it.

36. Okay.

37. Me first.

38. Ow.

39. Take it.

40. Man.

41. So far this job is awesome.

42. I still can't believe we get our own rooms.

43. Dude, those rooms aren't cool.

44. There's nothing in them.

45. I had to sleep on the floor last night.

46. Well, yeah, but, I mean, we can go get stuff for it after we make some money,

47. you know?

48. Yeah, I guess.

49. You want some milk?

50. Yeah.

51. Hey!

52. Please don't eat up on the table like that.

53. Like what?

54. Oh my, I've never seen anyone eat cereal like that.

55. How quaint.

56. Yeah, they shouldn't be doing that.

57. That's what the bowls are for.

58. Oh, they're fine.

59. Did you see that chair?

60. I love chairs.

61. Hey, Pops, what are you doing with that chair?

62. Oh, well, I no longer require its services, so Benson and I are taking it to

63. the place where the big men may come upon it and whisk it away to Magic Trash City.

64. We're throwing it away.

65. Ah, what?

66. Yeah, why would you throw that thing out?

67. It looks awesome.

68. Can we at least check it out before you Chuck it?

69. Yeah, let us check it before you Chuck it.

70. Well, that would be fine.

71. Yeah.

72. Look, I gotta get back to work.

73. You guys help him throw that away when you're done.

74. Oh man, this chair is awesome.

75. Look how awesome it looks.

76. Dude, it sounds like old man pants.

77. I'm gonna sit in it.

78. Good idea.

79. What?

80. What's wrong?

81. This is the most uncomfortable chair I've ever sat in.

82. Ah, what?

83. Let me try.

84. Yes, I'm afraid it's true.

85. I purchased it through the post and it just isn't as comfortable as it looks.

86. Oh, this is terrible.

87. Maybe we're just not sitting in it right.

88. Come on, baby.

89. Come on, baby.

90. Come on.

91. Come on, baby.

92. It's just not comfortable, man.

93. If you ask me, I think we should throw it away.

94. Oh, well, yes, that's what I was on my way to do.

95. Hey, Pops, since you're throwing it out anyway, can I just have it?

96. No, let me have it.

97. I asked him first.

98. Come on, Pops.

99. No, Pops, me.

100. Well, I don't think I know who to give it to.

101. But if you two can settle it between yourselves, then you're more than welcome

102. to have it.

103. Yeah, let's play punches.

104. No way.

105. I'm not playing that game with you anymore.

106. If we're playing for something like that chair, then

107. we need to play a game that takes a little more skill.

108. How much skill?

109. Rock, paper, scissors.

110. Oh, I adore rock, paper, scissors.

111. Although, where I come from, we call it quartz, parchment, shears.

112. All right, how do you want to play it?

113. Are we doing one, two, three, go?

114. Or one, two, three, shoot on three?

115. Let's do it on three.

116. All right, fine.

117. But let's stretch first.

118. I don't want to pull my hammy or whatever.

119. Okay.

120. What's up with the new guys?

121. They're getting ready to play quartz, parchment, shears for my old Sidolona.

122. Nice.

123. You know who else is going to play quartz, parchment, shears for your old Sidolona?

124. Who?

125. My mom!

126. See?

127. I told you I was going to say it.

128. Ready?

129. Oh, my.

130. Shouldn't you guys be throwing that thing away?

131. Benson, come quick.

132. Quartz, parchment, shears, and they already tied two times.

133. It's absolutely fascinating.

134. I have work to do.

135. And they shouldn't be playing that.

136. It's an evil game.

137. Ooh, an evil game.

138. Two ties.

139. You don't know what I'm throwing next, baby.

140. I already know what you're going to throw before you even throw it, baby.

141. That's not even possible, baby.

142. Come on.

143. Good show.

144. Jolly good show.

145. Everyone, come quick.

146. The most amazing game of quartz, parchment, shears is happening right now.

147. Enough!

148. Why are we even doing this?

149. You don't even think this chair is comfortable.

150. So?

151. Neither do you.

152. Dude, I was lying.

153. I was just saying that so you wouldn't want it.

154. I was lying also.

155. I love that chair.

156. Well, then I guess it's too bad that after I

157. win it, I'm never going to let you sit in it.

158. Then finish it.

159. Since no one can decide, and all that's played is tied one

160. hundred times, I take it upon myself to eat your prize.

161. What is that?

162. Come on, let's go.

163. This is all your fault.

164. How is this my fault?

165. I just wanted to play punchies.

166. The chair.

167. The rigby.

168. Oh, oh.

169. Oh, yeah.

170. Hello?

171. Hello?

172. Please, someone come quick.

173. Quartz Parchment Chair's gone terribly wrong.

174. Pops, where are you?

175. Skips, take the shortcut.

176. I'll go around back.

177. Idiot.

178. Playing rock, paper, scissors.

179. Grab on.

180. Don't you know that's an evil game?

181. Hold on, everybody.

182. Hold on, everybody.

183. Hold on, every... rigby.

184. We.

185. have to end this.

186. I'm gonna throw rock.

187. Yeah, right.

188. I'm not good.

189. Hurry up.

190. Do it now.

191. Did you win?

192. I think you won.

193. It doesn't matter.

194. I wasn't able to hold on to the chair anyways.

195. Look.

196. Oh, cool.

197. No, you don't.

198. You're not getting that chair.

199. But here's what you do get.

200. You get to flip that cart back over, you're throwing that chair away,

201. and then you're cleaning up this whole mess.

202. Pops, you're coming with me.

203. And you two idiots, if this isn't cleaned up when I get back, you're fired.

204. Fuck.

205. Okay.

206. Starting now, let's both promise not to do anything to screw this up.

207. Agreed?

208. Agreed.

209. Rock, paper, scissors for who gets to drive the cart.