Regular Show 2x22

Directed by

Roger Craig Smith as Night Owl / Nick / Museum Voice (voice)

Mordecai and Rigby team up with Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost to win a radio contest, but the contest creator wants to turn them against each other.

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1. Yeah!

2. Yeah!

3. Thanks for sharing the sodas.

4. Yeah, man.

5. Thanks for sharing the tunes.

6. Who's coming at ya?

7. It's the Night Owl.

8. Shut your faces!

9. It's the Night Owl!

10. Do you like cars?

11. Do you love cars?

12. If a car was a girl, would you take her on a date and try to get to second base?

13. Well, who's giving away a brand new vintage muscle car?

14. W-H-O-Z.

15. That's who.

16. All you have to do is be the last one standing

17. on the catwalk of the W-H-O-Z billboard downtown.

18. But you gotta be in it to win it, so come on down tomorrow at noon for your

19. chance to win... A vintage muscle car?

20. Just for standing?

21. Freaking sweet!

22. Maybe it's just the sodas talking, but I

23. think we should work together to win that car.

24. I don't know.

25. We never really worked together before.

26. Well, maybe it's time we cracked open an ice-cold can of teamwork.

27. For the car!

28. Yeah, we should.

29. Let's do it, babies!

30. Yeah!

31. Hey there, radio listeners.

32. This is the Night Owl, coming to you live from the

33. Night Owl's first annual standoff for the steal.

34. We certainly have some ambitious people out here, but

35. only time will tell who has the drive for the ride.

36. Oh, man!

37. I can't wait to shove a key into that!

38. Dude, we are gonna look so cool all up in there!

39. Yeah, we will.

40. Is there something on my face?

41. Uh, no?

42. Then quit staring, bro!

43. Save it for the contest, muscle man.

44. All right, everybody.

45. I hope you're all comfortable up there because the

46. standoff for the steal starts in three, two, one.

47. Woo!

48. Woo!

49. Woo!

50. Bring it in, guys.

51. Bring it in.

52. We're not leaving here today without that car, so you know what we have to do.

53. Yeah, send those other losers home in their cruddy car.

54. We're down to the final four, but don't you worry,

55. hootheads, because there's still plenty of contest left.

56. Hey, man.

57. The tech guy heard those final four talking, and they're gonna share the car.

58. It's over.

59. What?

60. The contest can't be over.

61. My ratings were just starting to get good.

62. Bring in the isolation booth.

63. How does it feel to be a part of the final four?

64. It feels great!

65. Awesome!

66. It's exciting!

67. Woo!

68. Mm-hmm.

69. And how did you make it this far?

70. Working together, baby!

71. Fantastic.

72. So, what are you gonna do with the car?

73. Share it.

74. That's funny, because that's not what Mordecai said.

75. What did Mordecai say?

76. Well, that he was gonna take the car for himself.

77. Rigby said that?

78. Yeah, that's what Muscle Man said.

79. I knew it!

80. That jerk!

81. I can't believe this!

82. Oh, he's gonna pay!

83. Well, let me tell you, if you really want that car, then you better make sure you're

84. the last one off the WHOZ billboard, because there can only be one winner.

85. Well, we did it.

86. Yep.

87. Yeah.

88. Guess all that's left to do now is step down and get the car.

89. That sounds about right.

90. Well, I'll meet you guys down there.

91. I gotta take down the tent first.

92. No, no.

93. We'll take care of the tent.

94. You should go first.

95. I'm not stepping off this thing until you three step off it first.

96. What's that supposed to mean?

97. It means I know what you're up to.

98. You know what I'm up to?

99. I know what you're up to.

100. Step one, working with you was a huge mistake.

101. And step two, get off this billboard.

102. You smell like barf.

103. You smell like barf!

104. Now a little insurance to make sure this competition doesn't end too early.

105. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

106. Uh.

107. You smell like barf.

108. Get off of the billboard, barf sack!

109. Don't call me a barf sack!

110. Stop!

111. Stop!

112. Something's not right.

113. Oh,

114. my...

115. How long have we been up here?

116. Dude, I think we're in the future.

117. Oh, this is all your fault!

118. Me?

119. You're the one who's trying to get the car for yourself.

120. Yeah, that's right.

121. The night owl told me what you said.

122. What did I say?

123. That you were gonna trick us so you could get the car for yourself.

124. Get your hand out of my face!

125. I never said that.

126. That's what Rigby said.

127. What?

128. That's what the night owl told me.

129. But the night owl told me that's what High-Five Ghost said.

130. I never said that.

131. Wait a minute, guys.

132. I think the night owl tricked us.

133. Yeah, I think you're right, bro.

134. Hey!

135. Hey, you!

136. What are you doing up in the exhibit?

137. You're the contestants.

138. The contestants are unfrozen.

139. I repeat, unfrozen.

140. Requesting backup immediately.

141. That's not good.

142. We gotta get out of here.

143. Muscleman, can you start that car?

144. Yeah.

145. Let's blow this Popsicle stand.

146. Go, go, go!

147. Get to the car.

148. Fives and I can hotwire it.

149. Stop!

150. Stay where you are!

151. Get out of the car!

152. Let's go!

153. Let's go!

154. Contestants fleeing premises.

155. Officers in pursuit.

156. Don't let them escape.

157. Stop, runners.

158. Return to your display at once by order of the night owl.

159. Night owl?

160. He must have built this museum around the contest.

161. I always knew those guys were special.

162. We gotta find the time machine.

163. What?

164. We're in the future, bros.

165. There's gotta be a time machine.

166. I don't think... Attention, museum patrons.

167. The time machine exhibit will be closing in five minutes.

168. Eat on that rug, you guy.

169. Muscle man, get closer to that info booth.

170. How are we gonna find the time pavilion?

171. Time pavilion.

172. Calculating directions.

173. It's still loading.

174. Take the wheel.

175. Fleet,

176. time machine pavilion in 0.7 miles.

177. Turn right.

178. There it is.

179. It's the night owl.

180. Get out of the way, jerk face.

181. We need to use your time machine.

182. You cannot leave this place.

183. I froze you thousands of years ago.

184. I made you what you are and what you always must be.

185. Ice cubes in my drink of success.

186. Now, get back in your glass.

187. No!

188. Select year of contest.

189. Day one of contest selected.

190. No!

191. Let's see.

192. Awesome idea for a contest.

193. Check.

194. Cool prize for a contest.

195. Check.

196. And enough liquid nitrogen to make sure contest lasts long enough to make me famous.

197. Check.

198. No!

199. My car!

200. I maxed out my student loans for that car.

201. You're gonna have to pay for that.

202. That's for freezing us on purpose.

203. Man, I'm glad that's over with.

204. Yeah, that contest blew logs.

205. Hey, you don't think we're gonna run into our past selves, do you?

206. Nah, you can't exist with yourself at any given moment in time.

207. It doesn't work that way.

208. Oh, okay.

209. I guess that makes sense.

210. And if it does work that way, we could always

211. just fight to the death with each of our copies.

212. Uh...