1. What did I tell you, Mannetti?Copy !req
2. The cream always rises... to the cop!Copy !req
3. Who writes this stuff?Copy !req
4. Tonight, and tonight only, at the City Arena Center,Copy !req
5. it's Double R-W's Wrassle Frassle VII live!Copy !req
6. Come watch all your favorites battle it out for the championship belt!Copy !req
7. It's really real wrestling at its best!Copy !req
8. Tonight at 8!Copy !req
9. For tickets, call your momma and cry about itCopy !req
10. because this event is sold out!Copy !req
11. I can't believe we didn't get tickets.Copy !req
12. Dude, I told you we should of left early to stand in line,Copy !req
13. but no, you wanted to finish your work.Copy !req
14. Dude, Benson would have snapped his crank if we just left work.Copy !req
15. You gotta be responsible sometimes.Copy !req
16. And that's why we don't have tickets for wrestling,Copy !req
17. because all you can think about is Benson's crank.Copy !req
18. Oh! You're asking for it man!Copy !req
19. You're asking for it, man!Copy !req
20. You trying to get me mad?Copy !req
21. You know what happen when I get mad!Copy !req
22. Oh, I know.Copy !req
23. Listen up, Mysterious Mr. R!Copy !req
24. Mad Man Mordo's gonna take you down!Copy !req
25. And I'm not talking downtown, I'm talking six feet underground!Copy !req
26. Mad Man Mordo?Copy !req
27. More like Bland Man Bored-o!Copy !req
28. When I'm through with you, people will be all likeCopy !req
29. "Ah, what happened to his face?", and I'll be like,Copy !req
30. "Mysterious Mr. R is what happened to his face!"Copy !req
31. That's it!Copy !req
32. Dude, Pops, chill! Let him go!Copy !req
33. Oh I just love to wrestle!Copy !req
34. That wasn't wrestling! You were actually hurting me!Copy !req
35. Yeah, Pops, what's your problem?Copy !req
36. Wrestling's totally fake! You weren't doing it right!Copy !req
37. Uh, fake? No. No, no, I assure you, it's real.Copy !req
38. I used to wrestle back in my schooling days.Copy !req
39. Look, here I am.Copy !req
40. We learned how to wrestle just like the Greckos and the Romans!Copy !req
41. Whoa, cool!Copy !req
42. Oh, I'm so glad you think so!Copy !req
43. Because I thought you two might want to accompany me to... this!Copy !req
44. Double R-W Wrassle Frassle VII? You got tickets?Copy !req
45. Pops. You're a legend!Copy !req
46. Really Real Wrestling! Really Real Wrestling!Copy !req
47. Really Real Wrestling! Really Real Wrestling!Copy !req
48. You gotta teach us some of your moves, Pops!Copy !req
49. Okay, I Will go easy on you boys this time.Copy !req
50. And go!Copy !req
51. Impressive, Pops!Copy !req
52. But you forgot about this!Copy !req
53. Rigby!Copy !req
54. My back!Copy !req
55. Hey, do you guys—Copy !req
56. Pops! What happened, are you OK?Copy !req
57. Yes, yes, all is fine. Just not as limber as I used to be.Copy !req
58. What have I told you about wrestling?Copy !req
59. Sorry, we didn't mean to!Copy !req
60. Yeah, come on, Pops! Shake it off, you gotta take us to Wrassle Frassle!Copy !req
61. What? No! He Isn't going anywhere.Copy !req
62. Pops can't even get up. He needs to take it easy.Copy !req
63. No, no. I can get up.Copy !req
64. But Pops already got his tickets!Copy !req
65. It's the biggest wrestling event of the year!Copy !req
66. I don't care.Copy !req
67. Wait, Benson, surely we can all still go!Copy !req
68. I am sorry, Pops. Its not gonna happen.Copy !req
69. You have to stay home for your own good.Copy !req
70. Oh, boo.Copy !req
71. Now help Pops upstairs, and don't even think of leaving him alone!Copy !req
72. Because if you leave, don't bother coming back!Copy !req
73. Fine. We get it.Copy !req
74. Does that one get it? Cause sometimes I wonder!Copy !req
75. I get it, I get it. Watch out for Pops and don't go to wrestling.Copy !req
76. Good!Copy !req
77. Why are we going to bed so early?Copy !req
78. It's the easiest way to make sure you don't get hurt again.Copy !req
79. Yeah, sleep is the best medicine.Copy !req
80. I thought laughter was the best medicine.Copy !req
81. Not when you're telling the jokes.Copy !req
82. Pfft, whatever.Copy !req
83. You wanna hear a joke Pops?Copy !req
84. I better get some rest.Copy !req
85. Good night, Pops.Copy !req
86. Sleep speed to all.Copy !req
87. Mordecai, come on!Copy !req
88. What?Copy !req
89. Come on, let's sneak out and go to Wrassle Frassle!Copy !req
90. What?Copy !req
91. What about Pops?Copy !req
92. He needs his rest anyways. He'll be fine.Copy !req
93. - You sure he's asleep? - Yeah, look.Copy !req
94. Pops. Pops.Copy !req
95. Row Z, seats 97, 98 and 99!Copy !req
96. Man, we made it! This is awesome!Copy !req
97. So close to the action!Copy !req
98. One, two, three!Copy !req
99. See man, we couldn't have missed this!Copy !req
100. Totally worth sneaking out!Copy !req
101. Totally.Copy !req
102. Still though, it's pretty lame Pops couldn't be here.Copy !req
103. Don't worry, man! We did the right thing.Copy !req
104. Pops is totally safe back home in his bed.Copy !req
105. Hey, bro! Ladder Match is about to start!Copy !req
106. Where's that new wrestler, Huge Head?Copy !req
107. Eh, I don't know. He hasn't shown up yet.Copy !req
108. Did you call him?Copy !req
109. Yeah, I called him! What, do you think I'm a moron?Copy !req
110. Hey, who's this?Copy !req
111. Hello!Copy !req
112. Yeah, this is him, right?Copy !req
113. He's gotta be. Look at the size of that thing!Copy !req
114. Hey Huge Head, you're late!Copy !req
115. Oh, I am sorry. Would you mind helping me inside?Copy !req
116. - What? - His dramatic enterance!Copy !req
117. Oh yeah, sure.Copy !req
118. Okay, get ready folks, because it's time for the main event!Copy !req
119. The Ladder Match!Copy !req
120. Who's gonna be the one to reach the championship belt at the top of the ladder?Copy !req
121. Will it be... The Fire Marshall?Copy !req
122. Hissy Fit?Copy !req
123. The leading champion, Four Arm-ageddon?Copy !req
124. Come on!Copy !req
125. Or, making his Double R-W Wrassle Frassle debut,Copy !req
126. give it up for... Huge Head!Copy !req
127. Look at that guy's head!Copy !req
128. That guy's head is almost as big as Pops!Copy !req
129. It is as big as Pops!Copy !req
130. Dude, that is Pops!Copy !req
131. What? How did heâ€"what?Copy !req
132. Dude, he's gonna be pummelled! Come on!Copy !req
133. Pops, what are you doing here?Copy !req
134. Mordecai, Rigby, I thought you two were back at home sleeping!Copy !req
135. Looks like we both couldn't stay away!Copy !req
136. Pops, we gotta get you out of here.Copy !req
137. But I just got here!Copy !req
138. And look, I got here late, and they upgraded my seat!Copy !req
139. No, Pops! They think you're a wrestler!Copy !req
140. But I am a wrestler!Copy !req
141. And besides, you said all this was fake.Copy !req
142. Fake? Who said this was fake?Copy !req
143. They did!Copy !req
144. Is this fake?Copy !req
145. How about you, little dude?Copy !req
146. Does this seem fake to you?Copy !req
147. No.Copy !req
148. Why do you think it's called "Really Real Wrestling"?Copy !req
149. Cause it's real!Copy !req
150. Okay, we were wrong. We're sorry.Copy !req
151. Yeah, just let us take our friend and go!Copy !req
152. "Sorry" doesn't cut it!Copy !req
153. There are only two ways you guys are getting outta here.Copy !req
154. In a bodybag, or by beating all of us in the Ladder Match!Copy !req
155. Listen up!Copy !req
156. Huge Head and his friends here think all this is fake!Copy !req
157. Whaddya say, we teach him how real this really is?Copy !req
158. Come on!Copy !req
159. You better get in the ring, or we're coming out after you!Copy !req
160. Okay, Rigby and I are gonna go in after the bell.Copy !req
161. Stay here, Pops.Copy !req
162. - But I can help! - No! Stay here!Copy !req
163. Dude, I'll distract him. You get to the ladder.Copy !req
164. You like it yet?Copy !req
165. Pops!Copy !req
166. Who wants to wrestle?Copy !req
167. Real enough for you?Copy !req
168. And the winner, Huge Head!Copy !req
169. I knew it! I had a sick feeling,Copy !req
170. I had a sick feeling, so I came to check on you, and I knew it!Copy !req
171. Wait, listen, Benson!Copy !req
172. No! You guys are fired! That's it!Copy !req
173. Wait, what? Come on!Copy !req
174. No! I Thought I told you guys, but you didn't wanna listen!Copy !req
175. Come on, Pops! You gotta help us!Copy !req
176. I cannot tell a lie.Copy !req
177. Benson, it was all my fault.Copy !req
178. What?Copy !req
179. I snuck out to the wrestling match on my own,Copy !req
180. and Mordecai and Rigby had to come and get me.Copy !req
181. I'm sorry.Copy !req
182. Yeah. Most of that is technically true, somewhat, so...Copy !req
183. Plus look, Pops' back is all better.Copy !req
184. It's true!Copy !req
185. Thats your last warning.Copy !req
186. Wow. Thanks for taking the blame, Pops.Copy !req
187. I'm just glad it's over.Copy !req
188. Yeah. Time for bed, Huge Head.Copy !req
189. Yeah, Huge Head!Copy !req
190. So you think you can steal my name, huh?Copy !req
191. Well, let's see how you like it if I steal yours... Pops!Copy !req