1. Yeah! Finally done!Copy !req
2. Dude. Celebration hug?Copy !req
3. Yeah, man!Copy !req
4. AWW! SICK!Copy !req
5. Dude, you almost hugged me!Copy !req
6. No way! You almost hugged me!Copy !req
7. We mowed that lawn in its face!Copy !req
8. Yeah, dude. Let's go on break.Copy !req
9. Now you're talking.Copy !req
10. Hold it!Copy !req
11. Nope. It's no good.Copy !req
12. AWW, WHAT?Copy !req
13. It's an inch too tall.Copy !req
14. Do it again! DO IT ALL AGAIN!Copy !req
15. It's just one inch!Copy !req
16. Would you want to play Ultimate Frisbee in this?Copy !req
17. A guy could trip, skid, get severe turf rash, and BAM!Copy !req
18. Lawsuit. Now get to work.Copy !req
19. - But... but... but... - Oh wait.Copy !req
20. Is that the sound of somebody who wants to be fired?Copy !req
21. That's what I thought.Copy !req
22. I can't re-mow the lawn! I'm a busy guy!Copy !req
23. - No, you're not. - Yeah-huh!Copy !req
24. I got a meatball sub I gotta eat!Copy !req
25. My life sucks.Copy !req
26. Whatever. It's not like you can hire someone to do your work while you slack off.Copy !req
27. "Hire someone?"Copy !req
28. - Duuude! - Hey!Copy !req
29. Hey, dude. Thanks for bailing on me.Copy !req
30. - What is this? - I'm gonna hire a temp.Copy !req
31. This sounds like a scam.Copy !req
32. Hey, if hiring a dude to do all my workCopy !req
33. and paying them a small part of my paycheckCopy !req
34. while I go get a meatball sub is a scam,Copy !req
35. then THIS IS A HUUUUUGE SCAM!Copy !req
36. Let me know when you want to stop wasting time.Copy !req
37. So, tell me a little bit about yourself.Copy !req
38. Uh, I like pyrotechnics.Copy !req
39. So, what are you good at?Copy !req
40. Pyrotechnics!Copy !req
41. Let me guess, you like pyrotechnics.Copy !req
42. No, but I do like this.Copy !req
43. Alright, alright, that's enough!Copy !req
44. Man! I can't find one normal person in this town who wants a job!Copy !req
45. I give up!Copy !req
46. Well, time to find me a job!Copy !req
47. Hey! Hey you! Come here!Copy !req
48. What's your name?Copy !req
49. Name's Doug, sir. I'm looking for a job.Copy !req
50. You've come to the right place, Doug!Copy !req
51. But first, tell me about yourself.Copy !req
52. Well, all my life I've wanted to be somebody.Copy !req
53. I'm willing to do whatever it takes!Copy !req
54. How are you with mowing lawns?Copy !req
55. Well, I don't mean to be negative,Copy !req
56. but it looks to me like that grass is an inch too tall.Copy !req
57. Oh, you're good.Copy !req
58. Alright, let's get you fitted to your new job!Copy !req
59. Thank you so much for this job, Mr. Rigby!Copy !req
60. Hey dude, Benson wanted me to give you your weeks pay.Copy !req
61. Who's that?Copy !req
62. Oh, that's Doug. He's my new temp.Copy !req
63. What? Are you serious?Copy !req
64. Hey, Dougie!Copy !req
65. Payday!Copy !req
66. First, I gotta cover the finder's fee!Copy !req
67. Here you go.Copy !req
68. Wow, this is the most I've ever been paid!Copy !req
69. Thanks Mr. Rigby! You're the best boss ever!Copy !req
70. You make me sick.Copy !req
71. Wow, this place is huge!Copy !req
72. Yeah, it's pretty cool. This way.Copy !req
73. So you'll crash here.Copy !req
74. On this?Copy !req
75. No, no, you don't just start with the trampoline.Copy !req
76. You gotta pay your dues.Copy !req
77. This is where you'll be sleeping.Copy !req
78. There's some socks in case you get cold.Copy !req
79. My own bed!Copy !req
80. Rigby... wow, Rigby.Copy !req
81. If you don't mind me saying, you're the best boss I've ever had!Copy !req
82. You know what, Doug?Copy !req
83. I think this is gonna work out just fine!Copy !req
84. I'm tired, I'm taking a break!Copy !req
85. Keep it shakin' with the rakin' there, guys!Copy !req
86. "Keep it shakin' with the rakin' there, guys!"Copy !req
87. Nice impression there, Mordecai!Copy !req
88. Listen to this one!Copy !req
89. Keep it shakin' with the rakin' there, guys!Copy !req
90. Dude, that sounds just like him!Copy !req
91. What's so funny?Copy !req
92. Dude, Doug is hilarious! Check out his impression of you!Copy !req
93. Hi, I'm Rigby, and I got me a meatball sub!Copy !req
94. I... I don't sound like that!Copy !req
95. Dude, it's like, dead-on!Copy !req
96. Hello, I'm, Rigby, nice to meet you!Copy !req
97. Dude, that wasn't cool!Copy !req
98. You should've seen your face!Copy !req
99. Dude, impressions are the lowest form of comedy.Copy !req
100. "Hey, I'm Doug! I'm easily impressed because I have a small brain!"Copy !req
101. See? It's easy to copy somebody else.Copy !req
102. - Yo, Doug-ay! - Hey, fellas!Copy !req
103. - Ready for some hoops? - Oh, you know it!Copy !req
104. Uh, wait!Copy !req
105. Can I come along, too?Copy !req
106. Oh... well, it's kind of a two-on-two rematch.Copy !req
107. Sorry, dude.Copy !req
108. - Cover him! - I got this fool!Copy !req
109. Over here, over here!Copy !req
110. From downtown!Copy !req
111. Boom-shaka-laka!Copy !req
112. I could've done that.Copy !req
113. Hey, that's my haircut!Copy !req
114. Two hot dogs, please.Copy !req
115. Yo Doug, I need some dawgs over here!Copy !req
116. Dogs from a dawg!Copy !req
117. I got 'em, I got 'em!Copy !req
118. - Way to throw 'em! - Way to catch 'em!Copy !req
119. Alright, who else wants some dawgs?Copy !req
120. That's probably not as fun as it looks.Copy !req
121. He's holding up his tail just like me!Copy !req
122. Dude, I love working with you, man!Copy !req
123. We make a great team.Copy !req
124. Yeah, man. That's just me.Copy !req
125. I love working hard, know what I'm saying?Copy !req
126. I guess Rigby's just kinda...Copy !req
127. - What? - Uh, I shouldn't say anything.Copy !req
128. Go ahead, You can say it!Copy !req
129. Rigby's kinda lazy.Copy !req
130. Yeeaah, he is!Copy !req
131. Hey guys, I wanted to come by and thank you!Copy !req
132. Ultimate Frisbee was a great success!Copy !req
133. Everybody loved it!Copy !req
134. Kudos Mordecai! You too, Rigby. See ya!Copy !req
135. Later!Copy !req
136. Yeah, see ya...Copy !req
137. Benson!Copy !req
138. No!Copy !req
139. Dude, Doug is creeping me out!Copy !req
140. I think I gotta fire him.Copy !req
141. What? Doug's actually pretty cool.Copy !req
142. He's totally copying me!Copy !req
143. Dude, you're being paranoid.Copy !req
144. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
145. The dark circles around his eyes,Copy !req
146. the lovable scoundrel shtick? CLASSIC RIGBY!Copy !req
147. He probably has his rings around his eyes because he's working all the time!Copy !req
148. Whatever man, just give me my paycheck so I can pay him to get out of here!Copy !req
149. Pfft, nice try.Copy !req
150. What are you talking about?Copy !req
151. I gave it to you two hours ago.Copy !req
152. - What? Where's Doug? - Upstairs.Copy !req
153. That's it! He's finished!Copy !req
154. DOOUG! DOUG DOUG DOUG!Copy !req
155. Oh hey, Rigby.Copy !req
156. Doug, give me my paycheck!Copy !req
157. Paycheck? Oh, you mean this one?Copy !req
158. Sure, take it!Copy !req
159. Gotta cover the finder's fee! Remember?Copy !req
160. Doug, this has gone too far!Copy !req
161. You're FIRED!Copy !req
162. Fired? You can't fire me!Copy !req
163. This is the best job I've ever had!Copy !req
164. I'm finally becoming somebody! Besides...Copy !req
165. I'm more Rigby than you ever were...Copy !req
166. or will be!Copy !req
167. I'm... Rigby!Copy !req
168. NO! I'm Rigby!Copy !req
169. Rigby!Copy !req
170. WHAT?Copy !req
171. I'm Rigby!Copy !req
172. No, I'm Rigby!Copy !req
173. Yeah, I can't tell who's who.Copy !req
174. There's only one way to solve this.Copy !req
175. Alright, I'm gonna have you do a couple of thingsCopy !req
176. and ask some questions.Copy !req
177. Whoever gets them right is the real Rigby,Copy !req
178. and whoever doesn't - I'm calling the cops!Copy !req
179. They both can't punch very hard.Copy !req
180. They both can't take a punch.Copy !req
181. Ultimate fail!Copy !req
182. They're both horrible at video games.Copy !req
183. They're both equally lazy.Copy !req
184. Okay, how does Rigby like his BLTs?Copy !req
185. No lettuce, no tomatoes, hold the bread and double the bacon!Copy !req
186. Correct.Copy !req
187. What did Rigby get for Pops' birthday?Copy !req
188. Easy, nothing!Copy !req
189. Oh, it's true!Copy !req
190. Twas the best nothing I ever received!Copy !req
191. - Rigby's high score in Strong John? - Three!Copy !req
192. - Favorite cereal? - Sugar-frosted marshmallow clusters!Copy !req
193. Rigby's greatest fear?Copy !req
194. Well?Copy !req
195. Amusement park mascots!Copy !req
196. Yep, you're Rigby!Copy !req
197. Hey, dude! Celebratory hug?Copy !req
198. Yeah, man!Copy !req
199. Fine, fine!Copy !req
200. You guys wanna hang out with him?Copy !req
201. Go ahead! See if I care!Copy !req
202. I just hope you think next time aboutCopy !req
203. choosing a total imposter over your best friend, Mordecai!Copy !req
204. Wait!Copy !req
205. That's Rigby!Copy !req
206. Huh? But-Copy !req
207. I knew it was you, dude.Copy !req
208. What? But why didn't you say anything?Copy !req
209. Heh, I just wanted to mess with you.Copy !req
210. Only the real Rigby whines that much.Copy !req
211. In your FACE, Doug!Copy !req
212. Plus, the real Rigby would never hug me.Copy !req
213. Yeah, the perps full name is Doug "The Doppleganger" Shablowski.Copy !req
214. He's been pulling this scam all over the country!Copy !req
215. But thanks to you, he can be brought to justice!Copy !req
216. Here he comes!Copy !req
217. Hey, hold on a sec, I got something to say.Copy !req
218. Rigby, I want you to know... a guy like me?Copy !req
219. Ain't got a lot to be thankful for.Copy !req
220. But you?Copy !req
221. You got friends, a job, a nice warm bed...Copy !req
222. you got a good thing going here.Copy !req
223. Never forget that.Copy !req
224. Okay! Move it along!Copy !req
225. Wow, what a windbag!Copy !req
226. I thought he'd never shut up.Copy !req
227. I can't believe you guys thought Doug was me!Copy !req
228. You must feel like idiots! Am I right?Copy !req
229. I'm the only one around here who hires and fires,Copy !req
230. so if you really don't wanna do your own job,Copy !req
231. I'd be glad to accommodate you!Copy !req
232. Otherwise, you're on toilet duty for the next THREE MONTHS!Copy !req
233. Unbelievable!Copy !req
234. Hey Mordecai, wanna make an easy ten bucks?Copy !req