Regular Show 2x14

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Mordecai and Rigby must go and get Muscle Man and his ex-girlfriend back together again after Muscle Man's broken heart costs them more work and an unwanted crush.

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1. Done!

2. In your face, bush!

3. Looks like you've got a ways to go there, guy!

4. Not as much as Muscle Man over there.

5. He barely touched that hedge.

6. Hey, Muscle Man, we got work to do, remember?

7. Dude, are you crying?

8. No!

9. Crying's for ladies! Like you!

10. I don't cry!

11. Dude, he's been in there for hours.

12. Muscle Man. Muscle Man!

13. Muscle Man, are you taking a shower so we can't see you crying?

14. No! It's...

15. it's just the sound of the water hitting the drain.

16. Dude, what's wrong with him?

17. His girlfriend, Starla dumped him last night.

18. What? Muscle Man had a girlfriend?

19. I wonder who had more junk in the trunk.

20. Muscle Man, just come out.

21. We can talk about it if you want.

22. No!

23. I don't talk about my feelings with anyone!

24. Leave me alone!

25. No use, man. Let's let Benson deal with him.

26. So it's come to my attention that Muscle Man's been dumped.

27. He can't do his job because, I don't know, he's sad or something.

28. So guess what?

29. You two clowns are gonna pick up his work for today!

30. Aw, what? I'm always sad.

31. I'm sad right now.

32. Can we get time off too?

33. File a request with human resources.

34. - OK, who's the HR guy? - Me.

35. So... can we?

36. No.

37. OK, let's see what we got here...

38. Task Number One:

39. Dig out the rotting stumps from the picnic area.

40. Watch out for hornets' nests.

41. Task Number Two:

42. that guy who thinks he's a knight is back.

43. He's built a castle out of old mattresses at the creek.

44. Get him out of there!

45. And finally,

46. there's the daily maintenance of the park rock garden.

47. This is impossible!

48. Who knew Muscle Man was responsible for so much stuff?

49. We gotta convince him to start working again.

50. Yeah! Why should we do his work?

51. Alright, let's do it.

52. I won't miss this job.

53. Raking that sand took...

54. Nooooo!

55. Dude, you gotta snap out of it.

56. Benson is making us do all your work!

57. I can't work.

58. I'm busy stuffing my face hole!

59. Look, I know you're upset, but you gotta move on.

60. I'm not upset!

61. I'm... I'm...

62. Come on, dude. There's plenty of fish in the sea.

63. Alright, Muscle Man.

64. Grocery stores have tons of available women.

65. I don't know, Mordecai.

66. None of these ladies are as hot as Starla.

67. Dude, man up! Check this out.

68. That girl is single.

69. How can you tell?

70. Check out her cart.

71. American cheese singles, a single serving of soup,

72. and who buys one banana?

73. And I don't see a ring on that finger.

74. So what are you waiting for? Go get her!

75. Uh, hey, you're a chick.

76. I was wondering if you wanted to...

77. I can't do this!

78. This heart beats for another!

79. Starlaaaaa!

80. Muscle Man. Muscle Man!

81. He's never going to come out.

82. There's no way we can help him.

83. There is one way.

84. We gotta get him back together with Starla.

85. You sure this is where she works?

86. Everything is all glittery and girl-

87. Can I help you gentlemen?

88. Do you know a guy by the name of Muscle Man?

89. - Big guy, 'bout your build? - Yeah.

90. I know him. I dumped that loser.

91. Yeah, well, he's pretty miserable without you.

92. You should give him another chance.

93. I'm not getting back together with him.

94. That's over now.

95. Look,

96. I know how Muscle Man can be.

97. He's annoying, he smells,

98. and he pretty much has no common decency for others,

99. but he's still human, and he has feelings.

100. We all do.

101. We're just fragile beings looking for someone to share something with.

102. To laugh with. To love.

103. and that's why I think you should get back together with Muscle Man.

104. Well, I guess we'll be going.

105. Wait!

106. You!

107. Wait! You! You had such a way with words!

108. Muscle Man never talked to me that way.

109. He didn't like talking about his feelings.

110. But you? You're different.

111. Will you excuse us for a minute?

112. Aw, sick!

113. She liked you, she liked you!

114. Dude, shut up!

115. Dude, you should totally go out with her!

116. What? Are you serious?

117. I'd rather do Muscle Man's work than date her.

118. Dude, if you just play along with it, you can dump her.

119. Then, she'll go running back to Muscle Man for sure.

120. Alright, one date.

121. Better make it three or four just to make sure the dumping takes full effect.

122. Fine.

123. Do you wanna, um, you know,

124. go... out?

125. Yes!

126. Dude, did you dump her yet?

127. No.

128. Come on, man! Get it over with!

129. I don't wanna do Muscle Man's work anymore. I'm exhausted!

130. I know, I know. I'll dump her.

131. Look, we gotta talk.

132. You got some pie on your lip. I'll get it off!

133. Augh, get offa me!

134. What's wrong, dumplin'?

135. I'll tell you what's wrong.

136. I don't like you.

137. I don't think we should see each other anymore.

138. - Dumped? - Dumped.

139. How'd she take it?

140. Mmm, she took it well.

141. Come on! Come on, c'mon!

142. Go! Go! Go!

143. Hold on!

144. Yeah, we did it! She just got tr-rashed!

145. Oh no!

146. Go faster! Let's go faster! Step on it!

147. Look out!

148. We're live at the park,

149. where reports of a crazed woman on a rampage...

150. Muscle Man!

151. Your ex's gone crazy and she's wrecking up the park!

152. Dude, you have to talk to her!

153. Starla?

154. I guess this is it.

155. Mordecai!

156. Babe!

157. I can't stand to see you like this.

158. You gotta stop!

159. I guess I'll just go.

160. Dude, Muscle Man! She's right there!

161. Say something to her!

162. I think you're foxy when you break things.

163. No! From here.

164. Starla?

165. I can understand you're upset.

166. When I look at you, I think of someone I know.

167. Someone who is fragile and vulnerable deep down.

168. Someone who has feelings.

169. That someone is me.

170. Mitch Sorenstein.

171. His name's Mitch?

172. I've been so upset since you left me, baby.

173. You're the light of my life.

174. The fire that burns in my heart.

175. The one.

176. Starla.

177. Will you be my Muscle Woman?

178. Mitch...?

179. - Mitch! - Starla!

180. - Miiiiitch! - Staaaarlaaaa!

181. Aw, sick!

182. Aw, Mitch!

183. I've never heard you talk about your feelings before!

184. You know who else doesn't like to talk about her feelings?

185. My Mom!

186. Oh, Mitch! You have the best sense of humor.

187. Aw yeah, baby.

188. You know I love it when you destroy property.

189. As much as I wanna vomit right now,

190. those two were made for one another.

191. This was the most disturbing day of my life.

192. Yeah. Maybe we should have just done Muscle Man's chores.