Regular Show 2x11

Directed by

David Ogden Stiers as Mr. Maellard (voice) • Steve Blum as Leon (voice) • April Stewart as Susan (voice)

Mr. Mallard demotes Benson due to Mordecai and Rigby slacking off on his time. Mordecai and Rigby teach Benson to enjoy having the ability to slack of but teach him too well which ends up with Benson getting fired and the replacement manager turning the other employees into clones of herself. It's upto Benson to save the park from the new manager.

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1. Snacks disappearing from the snack bar? Holes in the walls?

2. 500 dollars worth of prank phone calls? It's ridiculous!

3. What are you doing to my park Beanteen?

4. But sir it's not my fault, it's Mordecai and Rigby.

5. It's right here in my report.

6. Are you my park manager, Beanteen?

7. Yes sir.

8. Then everything that happens here is your fault!

9. Well, yes, technically but—

10. Say it.

11. Everything that happens here is my fault.

12. My car!

13. Sorry Benson, remember how I told you that I could drive stick?

14. Well, I'm a little rusty.

15. I told you you should have let me be the one to park it.

16. Why are they driving my car

17. when I specifically told YOU to park it?

18. I did, sir, but I delegated it to Mordecai and Rigby.

19. Uh, this is getting a little awkward

20. so we're gonna take off.

21. Wait!

22. That's it! Emergency meeting tomorrow!

23. Things are gonna change around here.

24. I'm sure you're all anxious to get back to work so let me make this brief,

25. - Beancan you're being demoted. - What?

26. Everyone, this is Susan.

27. She'll be taking over Beanton's duties at the park.

28. Thank you Mr. Maellard.

29. First, I like to thank Benson

30. for agreeing to step down from his position.

31. What?

32. I know this park's productivity has been inadequate for a long time.

33. But now that I'm here,

34. we're gonna get this park back in working order the Susan way.

35. So Pops and Skips,

36. I need you to clean the north-end fountain,

37. Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost are on snack bar duty,

38. Mordecai and Rigby...

39. and Benson,

40. you guys will be raking the leaves.

41. What?

42. Come on, Benson, we gotta rake these leaves, dude.

43. I can't do this.

44. Look, you're bummed out about getting demoted,

45. but if you give it a chance, you'll see it's not that bad.

46. This... is horrible.

47. No it's not, you're just in a bad mood.

48. Look, you just need to take your mind off of it for a while

49. and have some fun.

50. Yeah man, we can come back later and finish these leaves.

51. Ha, this is so typical.

52. You get bored so you just slack off

53. instead of finishing your work.

54. It's not slacking, we're just taking a break and besides,

55. it's not like you're working that hard anyway.

56. Yeah, you're raking like an old man that has a fatter old man

57. holding his arms down.

58. I don't feel like raking now, OKAY?

59. - I'm just saying. - What if Susan catches us?

60. She'll probably fire us for not working!

61. Dude, just calm down.

62. We'll just pretend like we're working until she goes away.

63. Yeah right, like anyone would ever fall for that.

64. It always worked on you.

65. Ugh, fine!

66. As long as it gets me out of raking these leaves.

67. I feel great!

68. See, I told you all you needed was a break.

69. Now do you feel like getting back to work?

70. No!

71. Wait, what?

72. Dude, we have to go back to work eventually.

73. Yeah right, I'm never working again.

74. No seriously, we should go back to work.

75. Susan's coming.

76. Ha, what's she gonna do?

77. Why aren't you all working?

78. We were just washing Maellard's car,

79. see we're washing it.

80. Come on Benson, we're washing the car now.

81. I'm not washing the car.

82. Benson, why aren't you working?

83. Cause I don't feel like it.

84. Get back to work or I'll fire you.

85. Yeah? Do it!

86. Excuse me?

87. I've wasted my whole life at a dead-end job

88. and I'm not wasting another second working for you.

89. So go ahead and fire me.

90. Okay Benson, you're fired!

91. Come on guys, lets get out of here!

92. Uh, actually Benson, we need this.

93. Yeah, we need the money man.

94. Oh well, suit yourselves, I guess,

95. but my life is happening right now

96. and I'm gonna go live it.

97. Sayonara, suckers!

98. You two! Get back to work!

99. Faster!

100. And you, sweep those stairs!

101. And you, with the big head, finish those windows!

102. Faster, faster, faster, faster, FASTER!

103. I don't wanna work for Susan.

104. Dude, I know.

105. Mordecai?

106. Ah, jobless.

107. Not a worry in the world.

108. Take that piece of trash for example.

109. Normally, I do my duty as park manager and pick it up,

110. but I say like it be someone else's problem,

111. like nature's.

112. You said it brother,

113. who needs something like a job?

114. Right.

115. What does a job get ya?

116. Some lousy money so you can buy things?

117. Right.

118. I'm Leon but my friends call my Upt,

119. that's short for Utopia,

120. because I'm living the dream man.

121. - I'm a... - I know who you are Benson.

122. Former park manager, now full-time slacker.

123. How did you know?

124. I used to be the park manager,

125. and just like you, I gave it up for a life of slacking.

126. Now, I don't worry about silly things

127. like where Leon's gonna lay his head to sleep tonight

128. cause sheet grats of a garbage compost is my pillow,

129. the grease on my face is my shower.

130. Yes sir, can't beat the life of a slacker,

131. I'm proud to be the one to welcome you to your new life.

132. Hey, where ya going?

133. I gotta get my old job back.

134. Hello? Susan?

135. Susan, I need my old job back.

136. What the?

137. - Benson, help us! - What happened?

138. The more we do what she says,

139. the more we turn into... her!

140. Well, stop doing what she says!

141. - We can't. - Why not?

142. Because she's standing right behind you.

143. What are you doing back here? Get out!

144. You're turning them into you, you can't do that!

145. That's not how you manage a park.

146. What would you know about running a park?

147. I'll show you what I know.

148. Mordecai and Rigby, start playing video games.

149. But we're supposed to clean.

150. Play video games or you're fired!

151. Play harder!

152. Come on, put your feet up.

153. Eat this pizza while you play.

154. That's it!

155. Mordecai and Rigby, go back to work!

156. No you don't, keep slacking!

157. Look! Skips! Pops!

158. Muscle Man and Hi Five!

159. Susan's turned them into Susans too.

160. Turn that off and clean up this mess!

161. Why don't you clean it?

162. Everybody slack off or you're fired!

163. We did it!

164. GET BACK TO WORK!

165. Don't listen to her, keep slacking off!

166. NO!

167. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DEAL WITH EMPLOYEES LIKE YOU!

168. IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.

169. Susan!

170. What on earth do you think you're doing?

171. I'M RUNNING YOUR PARK FOR YOU, YOU OLD FOOL!

172. This isn't how you run a business!

173. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS!

174. Beanton, Beanton!

175. Help me, Beanton!

176. It's Benson!

177. And I can't do anything unless you give me my old job back!

178. Okay, yes, yes, you have your job back!

179. And your car keys.

180. My car keys?

181. My car keys, of course!

182. HEY SUSAN!

183. YOU'RE FIRED!

184. Leon!

185. I've got this, brother.

186. I've already had my season in the sun,

187. but you've still got a whole lifetime of slacking in front of ya.

188. Actually, I changed my...

189. Time for me to blow this slacker wonderland!

190. Utopia.

191. Thank you Benson,

192. keep up the good work.

193. All right, all right!

194. Everybody back to work.

195. We've gotta get this mess cleaned up, now!

196. And that means you, Mordecai and Rigby,

197. you better keep working after I'm gone,

198. because if I come back and you're not,

199. you're fired!

200. Good to have you back Benson!

201. You wanna go play video games?

202. Yeah-yuh.

203. It's good to be back.