1. Mordecai, Mordecai!Copy !req
2. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
3. You want half of this grilled cheese?Copy !req
4. Is that a grilled cheese deluxe from Cheezer's?Copy !req
5. Yes it is.Copy !req
6. Then, yes.Copy !req
7. How did you manage this?Copy !req
8. I bought it.Copy !req
9. With money.Copy !req
10. Nice!Copy !req
11. You know what would go good with these sandwiches?Copy !req
12. Funny internet videos!Copy !req
13. Dude, check this out.Copy !req
14. No, wait!Copy !req
15. I know a really good one.Copy !req
16. No, man!Copy !req
17. You're just gonna pull up that
ostrich thing with the balls again.Copy !req
18. No, I'm not.Copy !req
19. You're typing it in! I see it!Copy !req
20. Dude, don't look! You're gonna ruin it!Copy !req
21. Fine.Copy !req
22. It better not be that ostrich thing with the balls.Copy !req
23. Ready yet?Copy !req
24. It's loading..Copy !req
25. Okay..Copy !req
26. Now!Copy !req
27. Don't get too close now, pa!Copy !req
28. Man, it's that ostrich thing with the balls!Copy !req
29. Why do you gotta lie to me, dude?Copy !req
30. 'Cause lying's my specialty!Copy !req
31. What are you doing with my sandwich?Copy !req
32. What?Copy !req
33. Don't worry.Copy !req
34. I'll take care of this with my specialty.Copy !req
35. This isn't you sandwich.Copy !req
36. This is our sandwich.Copy !req
37. This is your sandwich, ha?Copy !req
38. Then how come it says "Benson" on the bag?Copy !req
39. It's supposed to say "Rigby,"Copy !req
40. but they misspelled my name wrong.Copy !req
41. STOP LYING!Copy !req
42. Dude, I thought you said you bought this!Copy !req
43. No, he didn't buy it!Copy !req
44. Now get off you lazy butts and go getCopy !req
45. me another Grilled Cheese Deluxe!Copy !req
46. You ruined our day off!Copy !req
47. Don't worry, dude.Copy !req
48. The line won't be that long.Copy !req
49. Thanks for saving the day with your specialty,Copy !req
50. you idiot!Copy !req
51. Whatever. Like you could do any better.Copy !req
52. I'm a better liar than you are.Copy !req
53. Oh, really?Copy !req
54. The only thing you're better than me
that is being a big piece of...Copy !req
55. What the..?Copy !req
56. Those pork loins are cuttin'!Copy !req
57. Excuse me!Copy !req
58. Those fine men are astronauts!Copy !req
59. They can cut in line.Copy !req
60. They fought for our country!Copy !req
61. Dude,Copy !req
62. here's your chanceCopy !req
63. to prove you're a better liar than me.Copy !req
64. Or maybe you can't?Copy !req
65. Look at your face.Copy !req
66. It must reallyCopy !req
67. chew up inside inept be ableCopy !req
68. to prove you're a better liar than me!Copy !req
69. 'Cause you can prove nothing!Copy !req
70. You. Can't.Copy !req
71. Prove.Copy !req
72. Anything!Copy !req
73. Fine!Copy !req
74. You want me to prove I'm a better liar than you?Copy !req
75. Why don't we see who is better in lying?Copy !req
76. Whoever gets caught firstCopy !req
77. loses!Copy !req
78. Okay.Copy !req
79. It's not like you're ever gonna lie better thanCopy !req
80. this..!Copy !req
81. Excuse me, Miss.Copy !req
82. What?Copy !req
83. We are astronauts!Copy !req
84. Bam!Copy !req
85. I told you I'm a better liar than you!Copy !req
86. Step aside!Copy !req
87. I'll show you how a real man lie.Copy !req
88. Hey, baby!Copy !req
89. Give me a Grilled Cheese Deluxe and make it snappyCopy !req
90. 'cause we're astronauts and
we gotta get back up in space!Copy !req
91. Know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
92. Oh, my!Copy !req
93. One Grilled Cheese Deluxe for the astronauts.Copy !req
94. That'll be two fifty.Copy !req
95. BAM!Copy !req
96. That's a moon quarter!Copy !req
97. See?Copy !req
98. Dude, that was lame!Copy !req
99. Excuse me, sir!Copy !req
100. Your Grilled Cheese is ready.Copy !req
101. Thanks.Copy !req
102. We gotta get this back to our astronaut captain.Copy !req
103. Know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
104. Is that your astronaut captain over there?Copy !req
105. This is the guy!Copy !req
106. You're the guy?Copy !req
107. I'm..Copy !req
108. I'm the guy..Copy !req
109. Well!Copy !req
110. It's an honor to meet you, captain!Copy !req
111. Lieutenant Riggs has told us a lot about you.Copy !req
112. It's great to meet a couple of realCopy !req
113. fellow astronauts.Copy !req
114. So what are you guys doing
in this dump hole, anyways?Copy !req
115. You know.Copy !req
116. We just picked up a Grilled Cheese for ourCopy !req
117. commanding officer.Copy !req
118. I hear that!Copy !req
119. We were just getting ready to
take it back to the compound.Copy !req
120. Compound?Copy !req
121. We were just getting ready
to go there ourselves!Copy !req
122. Wanna lift?Copy !req
123. Sure. We'll take a ride to the compound.Copy !req
124. Come to think of it,Copy !req
125. why haven't we seen you around the compound before?Copy !req
126. We've just got back from the 10 yearsCopy !req
127. stand in the old shuttlecraft.Copy !req
128. Isn't that right, captain Mordecai?Copy !req
129. And we've just transferred here.Copy !req
130. It's our first day.Copy !req
131. Welcome!Copy !req
132. We'll be glad to show you around!Copy !req
133. Now I hope you're up to spend a 2.5 million dollarsCopy !req
134. of taxpayers' money,Copy !req
135. 'cause we're drivin'!Copy !req
136. Gentlemen,Copy !req
137. welcome to the compound!Copy !req
138. I forgot my ID in my other pants.Copy !req
139. Can you help me out, guys?Copy !req
140. What?Copy !req
141. That was my ID!Copy !req
142. I told you not to lose it!Copy !req
143. Guys, guys, calm down!Copy !req
144. You can use our IDs!Copy !req
145. Here.Copy !req
146. You guys might be more comfortable in these.Copy !req
147. Thanks!Copy !req
148. I love these things,Copy !req
149. but captain Mordecai might not be very up to them.Copy !req
150. Don't you like the uniforms in pink?Copy !req
151. Pink?Copy !req
152. I only had to borrow pair that one time from..Copy !req
153. Doctor..Copy !req
154. Asinoskovich.Copy !req
155. That one time.Copy !req
156. You know Dr. Asinoskovich?Copy !req
157. That's funny.Copy !req
158. Because she's right here!Copy !req
159. I don't remember you!Copy !req
160. Really?Copy !req
161. It was one time at that conference.Copy !req
162. You don't remember me?Copy !req
163. I..Copy !req
164. don't remember very much from that conference.Copy !req
165. I have to go!Copy !req
166. That was awkward!Copy !req
167. Now come on!Copy !req
168. We'll give you the grand tour!Copy !req
169. Dude, you should quit right now.Copy !req
170. You're totally gonna get caught!Copy !req
171. We'll see.Copy !req
172. Man!Copy !req
173. I don't think you could last much longer!Copy !req
174. I think you should give it up!Copy !req
175. You'll not undo me.Copy !req
176. Then I guess it's time when I start lyingCopy !req
177. at one hundred percent!Copy !req
178. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?Copy !req
179. And what tour would be complete without a stop at theCopy !req
180. the pride of our compoundCopy !req
181. the antimatter chamber!Copy !req
182. How is she running today, Jimmy?Copy !req
183. Actually, sir..Copy !req
184. There've been some problems maintaining safe levels of...Copy !req
185. That's fate.Copy !req
186. I don't understand a half of that
these science types say.Copy !req
187. That's too bad.Copy !req
188. Captain here's an expert on it!Copy !req
189. You're an expert on antimatter?Copy !req
190. Yeah..Copy !req
191. But not compared to how much this guy knows!Copy !req
192. Did you know he wrote a book on it?Copy !req
193. We wrote a book on it!Copy !req
194. But you did the most of the work on it!Copy !req
195. But your name's on the cover!Copy !req
196. Right next yours!Copy !req
197. Above mine!Copy !req
198. Jimmy, knock off that beepin'!Copy !req
199. Actually sir,Copy !req
200. I'm having trouble with..Copy !req
201. Trouble?Copy !req
202. Well,Copy !req
203. these guys are experts!Copy !req
204. Can you lend a hand, fellows?Copy !req
205. Sure, we can!Copy !req
206. Go ahead,Copy !req
207. captain!Copy !req
208. Well..Copy !req
209. according to the book lieutenant Rigby wrote,Copy !req
210. you wanna turn that knob there.Copy !req
211. But captain's own research really outdates mine.Copy !req
212. So turn that knob over there!Copy !req
213. But he's forgetting the recent discoveries he made!Copy !req
214. Put those switches!Copy !req
215. Discoveries based on his studies..Copy !req
216. Hit those buttons!Copy !req
217. I never said hit those buttons!Copy !req
218. Jimmy!Copy !req
219. You're not doing like captain Mordecai said!Copy !req
220. You gotta do it like this!Copy !req
221. Dude, quit!Copy !req
222. You're gonna break it!Copy !req
223. No, you're gonna break it!Copy !req
224. What's all this commotion?Copy !req
225. Major Williams?Copy !req
226. Sir!Copy !req
227. We were just showing these new transfers aroundCopy !req
228. the compound, sir!Copy !req
229. Captain Mordecai!Copy !req
230. Lieutenant Riggs!Copy !req
231. The antimatter is becoming unstable!Copy !req
232. Captain Mordecai,Copy !req
233. Lieutenant Riggs!Copy !req
234. You can fix it, right?Copy !req
235. Yes!Copy !req
236. Lieutenant Riggs can totally fix it!Copy !req
237. Not without captain's help!Copy !req
238. No time for modesty!Copy !req
239. Dude,Copy !req
240. this is all your fault!Copy !req
241. What?Copy !req
242. You're the one who won't admit that you sucked at lying!Copy !req
243. 'Cause I don't!Copy !req
244. Why wouldn't you give up and tell 'em
what's going on so they can help us?Copy !req
245. No!Copy !req
246. You do it!Copy !req
247. No way!Copy !req
248. Fine!Copy !req
249. What's the holdup?Copy !req
250. Look.Copy !req
251. I have to tell you the truth.Copy !req
252. I have a condition that makes meCopy !req
253. forget everything in times of extreme stress.Copy !req
254. Lieutenant Riggs doesn't have that condition.Copy !req
255. He's just an idiot.
Lieutenant Riggs doesn't have that condition.Copy !req
256. He's just an idiot.Copy !req
257. We need you tell us what to do!Copy !req
258. Jimmy, what do we do?Copy !req
259. They have to penetrate the anti-nucleusCopy !req
260. with something solid!Copy !req
261. Right!Copy !req
262. Listen up!Copy !req
263. You have one chance of this thing!Copy !req
264. You have to throw Lieutenant Riggs into the anti-nucleus!Copy !req
265. WHAT?Copy !req
266. It's the only way!Copy !req
267. Captain Mordecai is too big for you to throw.Copy !req
268. You must sacrifice yourselfCopy !req
269. to save thousands of lives, lieutenant!Copy !req
270. NO!Copy !req
271. Don't listen to him, Mordecai!Copy !req
272. DON'T DO IT!Copy !req
273. Do it!Copy !req
274. Throw him in!Copy !req
275. THROW HIM IN!Copy !req
276. Please!Copy !req
277. No! No!Copy !req
278. Throw him now!Copy !req
279. NOW!Copy !req
280. I'm sorry!Copy !req
281. I'm sorry for lying!Copy !req
282. You win, okay?Copy !req
283. I won't lie anymore!Copy !req
284. It's too late, Rigby!Copy !req
285. I can't let everybody die because of us!Copy !req
286. NO!Copy !req
287. You thought I was gonna throw you in?Copy !req
288. I told you I'm a better liar than you.Copy !req
289. Benson's Grilled Cheese!Copy !req
290. You better hope this works!Copy !req
291. Rigby!Copy !req
292. We're not astronauts.Copy !req
293. If you ever lie about being astronauts again,Copy !req
294. YOU'RE DEAD!Copy !req
295. We saved the city, astro..Copy !req
296. Where have you been?Copy !req
297. I've been waiting all day!Copy !req
298. What the..?Copy !req
299. What happened to my sandwich?Copy !req
300. There were spacemen!Copy !req
301. At Cheezer's!Copy !req
302. And the two.. we went down and..Copy !req
303. everyone wore sweatpants..Copy !req
304. even us..Copy !req
305. and then the room with theCopy !req
306. bad stuff..Copy !req
307. but..Copy !req
308. We saved the city with your sandwich!Copy !req
309. Why do you always have to lie to my face?Copy !req
310. We ran it over by accident.Copy !req
311. See?Copy !req
312. Was it so hard to tell the truth?Copy !req