1. Muscle Man, there is no way
you're gonna pull this off.Copy !req
2. I swear, I've done it, before.Copy !req
3. Watch me!Copy !req
4. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?Copy !req
5. We were just...Copy !req
6. BEFORE THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR?Copy !req
7. Just hang on now, Benson.Copy !req
8. I know this looks bad, but I can fix it.Copy !req
9. Fix it? FIX WHAT?Copy !req
10. YOU JUST RUINED THE 4TH OF JULY!Copy !req
11. I know, I know. Just hear me out.Copy !req
12. I know a guy who's got the
hook up a cheap fireworks.Copy !req
13. I DON'T WANT CHEAP FIREWORKS!Copy !req
14. UP WAS TOP OF THE LINE!Copy !req
15. Benson, trust me. This
guy's stuff is quality.Copy !req
16. I'll pay for it out of my own pocket.Copy !req
17. Alright, fine.Copy !req
18. But if you guys aren't back
before the show starts at sundown,Copy !req
19. YOU'RE FIRED!Copy !req
20. Dude, you better to be
able to get those fireworks.Copy !req
21. Don't worry, we'll get 'em.Copy !req
22. Dude! No way,Copy !req
23. is this where they make South
of the Line chile rellenos?Copy !req
24. Oh yeah! I've heard about those.Copy !req
25. These are the really spicy ones right?Copy !req
26. Yeah, my boy Hector runs this place.Copy !req
27. So they sell fireworks here?Copy !req
28. Yeah, but it's just a little
business he's got goin' on inside.Copy !req
29. So keep in under DL.Copy !req
30. Alright, just stay put
and don't go anywhere!Copy !req
31. I'll be right back.Copy !req
32. Are you lookin' for somethin' friend?Copy !req
33. I'm here to see Hector.Copy !req
34. Oh man.Copy !req
35. Let go of me!Copy !req
36. Dude, what's goin' on!Copy !req
37. Just keep your mouth shut!Copy !req
38. Hey, Hector.Copy !req
39. Muscle Man!Copy !req
40. It's good to see you...Copy !req
41. Why don't you never
come to visit me, huh?Copy !req
42. I...Copy !req
43. Who are your friends?Copy !req
44. Oh it's just a couple of...Copy !req
45. friends from The Park.Copy !req
46. Well welcome, friends from The Park.Copy !req
47. - Hey, dude.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
48. So, tell me.Copy !req
49. What do I owe dis pleasure?Copy !req
50. Ah, let me guess!Copy !req
51. You're here for some of the
world's spiciest chile rellenos!Copy !req
52. Thanks Hector.Copy !req
53. But, we were actually wondering
if we could get some...Copy !req
54. fireworks.Copy !req
55. Some what?Copy !req
56. Just some fireworks.Copy !req
57. I don't think I heard him correctly,Copy !req
58. did you hear what he just said?Copy !req
59. He said fireworks.Copy !req
60. Fireworks.Copy !req
61. YOU COME HERE ASKIN' FOR
FIREWORKS ON THE FOURTH OF JULY!Copy !req
62. Look, we screwed up, and blew
all of our fireworks by accident.Copy !req
63. So, you think you can
come to your uncle Hector,Copy !req
64. and bare you out huh!Copy !req
65. I understand.Copy !req
66. People make mistakes,
and I'm a reasonable man.Copy !req
67. Does this please you?Copy !req
68. - Yeah!
- That's perfect. Thank you Hector.Copy !req
69. Then hand it over.Copy !req
70. Where is the rest?Copy !req
71. What do you mean? It's all there.Copy !req
72. But these are last minute fireworks,
it's gonna cost you double!Copy !req
73. But that is all we have!Copy !req
74. It's one box minimum.
You can't afford it,Copy !req
75. then get out of my place of business!Copy !req
76. How 'bout you just give us
that one big one over there.Copy !req
77. You want to buy El Diablo?Copy !req
78. Let me tell you a little
story about El Diablo.Copy !req
79. It has been prophesized
that if it is ever lit,Copy !req
80. it will kill me.Copy !req
81. So no, it is not for sale!Copy !req
82. C'mon Hector, please!Copy !req
83. You gotta hook us up with the
fireworks! We'll do anything!Copy !req
84. Get off of me you filthy dog!Copy !req
85. Alright!Copy !req
86. You want the fireworks so bad!Copy !req
87. Here!Copy !req
88. If you deliver this package
with no questions asked?Copy !req
89. I will give you that box of fireworks!Copy !req
90. Oh Thank You Hector! Thank You!Copy !req
91. Alright! Let's do this.Copy !req
92. Can I help you?Copy !req
93. We're here to deliver
a package for Armando.Copy !req
94. What's the matter with
you? I got a club in here!Copy !req
95. You guys have any money?Copy !req
96. What?Copy !req
97. - Armando.
- Yeah!Copy !req
98. Package delivery from Hector.Copy !req
99. Then come on in!Copy !req
100. Just wait here for a minute. I got
something for you to deliver to Hector.Copy !req
101. We kinda have to get going.Copy !req
102. Yeah have a seat!Copy !req
103. Yeah have a seat.Copy !req
104. Keep going ladies why are you so lazy?Copy !req
105. Nice doggy!Copy !req
106. Forget this I'm going to find this dude.Copy !req
107. - Rigby wait!
- Dude! No! Don't!Copy !req
108. You're putting gunpowder in the
South of the Line chile rellenos!Copy !req
109. I told you to wait!Copy !req
110. Dude! What's goin' on?Copy !req
111. Tisk, Tisk, Tisk!Copy !req
112. Looks like somebody stopped their
nauces somewhere they don't belong!Copy !req
113. Hector, we can explain!Copy !req
114. No! Let me explain
something to you amigo.Copy !req
115. The FDA allows zero percent
gunpowder in each chile relleno.Copy !req
116. Do you know how much gunpowderCopy !req
117. is in each South of
the Line chile relleno?Copy !req
118. 500%!Copy !req
119. We're not gonna tell the FDA Hector!Copy !req
120. I know you're not gonna tell the FDA,Copy !req
121. 'cuz we're gonna blow you into a
million little Muscle Man pieces!Copy !req
122. Hector! You don't have to do this!Copy !req
123. Oh don't worry! It's no trouble really!Copy !req
124. Happy Fourth of July!Copy !req
125. Muscle Man, how do
you even know this guy!Copy !req
126. Yeah, you got us into this Muscle Man!Copy !req
127. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
128. I got an idea, follow my lead! Stand!Copy !req
129. Now turn around!Copy !req
130. Lets stop them!Copy !req
131. C'mon! C'mon!Copy !req
132. Lets go.Copy !req
133. Give me the keys!Copy !req
134. Lets go! Lets go!Copy !req
135. Get them!Copy !req
136. We're not going to make it.Copy !req
137. Hey! Whats going on? Why
arent they starting yet?Copy !req
138. Yeah! It's sundown.Copy !req
139. I'm going to ask you to
please remain patient.Copy !req
140. The fireworks show
will commence shortly.Copy !req
141. I know we couldn't trust them!Copy !req
142. Where have you guys been?Copy !req
143. I told you to come before the show.Copy !req
144. Sorry it took so long.Copy !req
145. We're good to go! Round em and stack em!Copy !req
146. Wait, wheres the rest of the fireworks?Copy !req
147. This is all we could get.Copy !req
148. You guys only got one firework?Copy !req
149. Thats not just any fireworkCopy !req
150. This wasnt the deal!Copy !req
151. You guys were supposed
to replace the onesCopy !req
152. that you set off this morning.Copy !req
153. Thats it! Ill call it off.
You guys are all fired!Copy !req
154. Oh, come on Benson!Copy !req
155. Hand it overCopy !req
156. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
157. I'm the guy whose business
your employees just destroyedCopy !req
158. and I'm also the guy that's gonna
blow you all sky-high with this,Copy !req
159. starting with you HEPE.Copy !req
160. Men! What are we going to do?Copy !req
161. I think I got an idea.Copy !req
162. Hey Hector!Copy !req
163. Your chili rellenos are the least
spiciest chili rellenos in the world.Copy !req
164. WHAT!Copy !req
165. Yeah! They're not even world-renownedCopy !req
166. No one's even heard about them, Hector!Copy !req
167. And all the people who
have heard about themCopy !req
168. don't even think they're spicy.Copy !req
169. RELLENOS ARE THE SPICIEST,Copy !req
170. RELLENOS IN THE WORLD!Copy !req
171. NOW!Copy !req
172. NO, THE PROPHECY!Copy !req
173. She's even more beautiful
than I could ever imagined.Copy !req
174. Hector!Copy !req
175. No!Copy !req
176. Alright, you guys,Copy !req
177. somehow you managed to top
last year's firework show.Copy !req
178. So I guess I'm not gonna fire you.Copy !req
179. In fact, I'm putting you four
in charge of a very special job.Copy !req
180. Oh, cool! What special job?Copy !req
181. Replacing the three football
field or the grass you just burnt!Copy !req
182. Don't worry, I know a guy who's
got the hook up on real cheap field.Copy !req