1. I can't let you do this, Quillgin.Copy !req
2. You don't have a choice!Copy !req
3. Rudolf, deine nase!Copy !req
4. Merry Christmas, Santa Claus.Copy !req
5. Man, these cookies are great!Copy !req
6. You know who else makes great cookies?Copy !req
7. My... good bakery, on fifth and Western.Copy !req
8. You been there?Copy !req
9. Oh, my gosh. That sweater is so cool.Copy !req
10. Oh! You like it?Copy !req
11. Yeah, you know its just fun, festive.Copy !req
12. I like to get loose on holidays.Copy !req
13. I mean, that's gotta be winner
for ugliest sweater, right?Copy !req
14. Oh! Oh yeah. Tsh! Isn't
it funny how ugly it is?Copy !req
15. I'm gonna get more soda. Be right back.Copy !req
16. Christmas!Copy !req
17. Did you hear it?Copy !req
18. Yeah, well you gotta see
it with the moves. Ha.Copy !req
19. All right, well have
fun with your parents.Copy !req
20. Merry Christmas, Margaret!Copy !req
21. Did she like it?Copy !req
22. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
23. Oh, are you leaving
already, Mr. Mallerd?Copy !req
24. It's Christmas Eve and I'm a busy man.Copy !req
25. Six more parties to attend.Copy !req
26. That sweater's terrible.Copy !req
27. Good party, though.Copy !req
28. Hey, I'll take it! Merry Christmas, sir!Copy !req
29. Well, alright.Copy !req
30. Aw, man. Thomas?Copy !req
31. Oh hey, Thomas.Copy !req
32. Could you get some more
soda from Skips' garage?Copy !req
33. Uh.. well I'd love too... but, uh...Copy !req
34. Mordecai!
Ri—Copy !req
35. Yeah! We'll go!Copy !req
36. We'll get the soda.Copy !req
37. Oh. Okay, great.Copy !req
38. This counts as your Christmas
gift from us, though.Copy !req
39. My gift is you getting me more soda?Copy !req
40. Fine. WhateverCopy !req
41. Ha ha! Yes!Copy !req
42. Tis' better to give than to receive!Copy !req
43. Uh... can someone give me a hand?Copy !req
44. Man, don't you just love Christmas?Copy !req
45. If you mean getting gifts, then yeah.Copy !req
46. Dude, of course that's what I mean.Copy !req
47. Christmas should be, like,
minimum, once a month.Copy !req
48. Huh? Dude, what is that?Copy !req
49. Come on.Copy !req
50. Dude. Are you alright?Copy !req
51. Please... take... take the box. Take...Copy !req
52. Aw, man! You two?Copy !req
53. What? This box?Copy !req
54. What's in it?Copy !req
55. No! No, don't look into
it! You must destroy it!Copy !req
56. What? Why?Copy !req
57. Wait. Who are you?Copy !req
58. I'm Santa.Copy !req
59. What? Santa Claus?Copy !req
60. No! Santa McMurphy.Copy !req
61. Yes! Santa Claus!Copy !req
62. Come on, you don't even
look like Santa Claus.Copy !req
63. Yeah, Santa's all fat and junk.Copy !req
64. And he smells like gingerbread cookies.Copy !req
65. He's got rosy cheeks.Copy !req
66. Yeah, your cheeks are
more bruised colored.Copy !req
67. And you smell like you
stepped in something.Copy !req
68. Well, sorry to disappoint you.Copy !req
69. But I was just shot at!Copy !req
70. Fell 3,500 feet and
crashed through a garage.Copy !req
71. Besides, all that other
stuff was just made upCopy !req
72. by advertising companies.Copy !req
73. Trust me! I'm the real Santa Claus!Copy !req
74. Prove it.Copy !req
75. Okay, look. You're Mordecai and Rigby.Copy !req
76. I've been getting letters from
you two since you were little.Copy !req
77. "Dear Santa, dude, give
me an invisibility cloak."Copy !req
78. "Santa, dude, don't be a jerk,
just give me an invisibility cloak."Copy !req
79. This is Santa!Copy !req
80. Yeah, I know!Copy !req
81. Hey, what gives? How
come we never got 'em?Copy !req
82. Look. It's against the
rules to give magical gifts.Copy !req
83. Whoa, even Santa has to follow rules?Copy !req
84. You have no idea...Copy !req
85. Okay, so, you're Santa.
But what are you doing here?Copy !req
86. And what's in the box?Copy !req
87. Actually its not what's in the box.Copy !req
88. Its the box itself that matters.Copy !req
89. It all started a few months ago.Copy !req
90. I was approached by my
lead toy-designer, Quillgin,Copy !req
91. who is excited about a breakthroughCopy !req
92. he'd made on his life work.Copy !req
93. The idea was simple;Copy !req
94. an empty box that when opened,Copy !req
95. would give the child
what they desire most.Copy !req
96. Little did I know that the
key component was a dark magic.Copy !req
97. We used a focus group to testCopy !req
98. how it would work in
Christmas Morning scenario.Copy !req
99. And things got ugly.Copy !req
100. The box had a power over people.Copy !req
101. It brought out worse in them.Copy !req
102. I ordered that the box be locked away,Copy !req
103. and then any work pertaining
to it'd be destroy.Copy !req
104. I should've known he'd
come back for revenge.Copy !req
105. The box is in your hands
now. You must destroy it.Copy !req
106. If Quillgin gets it back,Copy !req
107. he'd use its power to
get what he wants most.Copy !req
108. The destruction of Christmas forever!Copy !req
109. Christmas gone forever!Copy !req
110. Don't worry. You can count on us, Santa.Copy !req
111. Yeah, the box is in good hand.Copy !req
112. Wait, where is it?Copy !req
113. I thought you're holding it.Copy !req
114. Oops, no. Here it is.Copy !req
115. Ugh! Why do I have to
land in this garage?Copy !req
116. Alright, c'mon. Let's
get you outta here.Copy !req
117. No, just go, leave me.Copy !req
118. The box needs to be destroyed
first and for-most...Copy !req
119. Quillgin won't stop until he gets it.Copy !req
120. Santa!Copy !req
121. Aw, man! He passed out!Copy !req
122. We gotta find help! C'mon!Copy !req
123. C'mon, everybody. He's in here.Copy !req
124. Santa, huh?Copy !req
125. You guys would make up
anything to get out of work.Copy !req
126. He was right here.Copy !req
127. Maybe he was just hiding somewhere.Copy !req
128. Weak prank, bros.Copy !req
129. I agree. Bad show.Copy !req
130. It's not a prank. Look,
Santa gave us this box.Copy !req
131. It can give people whatever they want.Copy !req
132. But it turns them to evil.Copy !req
133. Enough. Gimme that.Copy !req
134. I bet this thing's empty.Copy !req
135. What
the—Copy !req
136. I wanna see! Aw, sweet!Copy !req
137. No!Copy !req
138. Pops!Copy !req
139. Enough!Copy !req
140. Where'd you get that?Copy !req
141. I told you. Santa gave it to us.Copy !req
142. Look, we need you're help.Copy !req
143. We have to destroy this
thing to save Christmas.Copy !req
144. Then, what are we waiting for?Copy !req
145. This box is made from dark magic.Copy !req
146. It can't be destroyed
by any normal methods.Copy !req
147. 必须把它带到地底深处 It has
to be taken deep beneath the earth,Copy !req
148. and cast it to a fiery molten lava.Copy !req
149. Where are we gonna find that?Copy !req
150. I know a place.Copy !req
151. Aw, here? Did you konw these
rival park guys are losers?Copy !req
152. Quite, Rigby.Copy !req
153. The lava pit's in an abandoned mineshaftCopy !req
154. on the other side of the park.Copy !req
155. C'mon, let's go!Copy !req
156. What're you doing?Copy !req
157. Fixing their snowman.Copy !req
158. Freeze! Stay away from
the snowman's carrot!Copy !req
159. The box was here. Let's move out!Copy !req
160. I can't believe it. I thought
the prank war is all over,Copy !req
161. but here you come, to pull some
sort of lame yuletide prank.Copy !req
162. Look, we're not here to prank you.Copy !req
163. We're just here to destroy
this box in the lava pit.Copy !req
164. Oh, sure, that makes sense. What?Copy !req
165. Someone got you another
horrible sweater for ChristmasCopy !req
166. and now you wanna trash it?Copy !req
167. You don't get it. This box is dangerous.Copy !req
168. Yeah.It was given to us by Santa.Copy !req
169. Oh, Santa. Larry, open the box.Copy !req
170. But what if it is a prank, Sir?Copy !req
171. Well, that's what I wanna
find out. Now open it!Copy !req
172. Woah! Amazing!Copy !req
173. Give me that!Copy !req
174. Give it back!Copy !req
175. No!Copy !req
176. Let me have a look!Copy !req
177. Stop it! Now do you
see what's happening?Copy !req
178. This is why we have to destroy the box!Copy !req
179. If it fell to the wrong hands,Copy !req
180. it could mean the end
of Christmas forever.Copy !req
181. What is it?Copy !req
182. Unidentify men info
trading the park, Sir.Copy !req
183. What the—
Who is that?Copy !req
184. That must be the elf
who's after the box!Copy !req
185. That dude? I thought
he'd be a small elf!Copy !req
186. C'mon, Gene! Help us!
The guy's evil, dude!Copy !req
187. Dude, don't you care about Christmas?Copy !req
188. Yeah, c'mon! Christmas is at stake!Copy !req
189. Oh no, it's here!Copy !req
190. It's too late!Copy !req
191. Geez, didn't you guys hear
me struggling with the door?Copy !req
192. You know, guys, speaking of the doors,Copy !req
193. there's some elf dude out
there tryin' to break inCopy !req
194. and screaming about
destroying Christmas.Copy !req
195. Who wants Egg Nog?Copy !req
196. Let's ride!Copy !req
197. This as far as I go.Copy !req
198. Thanks, Gene.Copy !req
199. Save the thanks for when you
actually destroy that thing.Copy !req
200. I'll hold off that elf
for as long as I can.Copy !req
201. Oh yeah, and one more thing.Copy !req
202. Watch out for the booby traps
on the way to the lava pit!Copy !req
203. Booby traps? What booby traps?Copy !req
204. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
205. Maybe we shouldn't go in.Copy !req
206. Pfft, it's probably another
one of Gene's lame pranksCopy !req
207. I guess we just have
to find out. Come on.Copy !req
208. Ah what? It's dead end.Copy !req
209. Now...Copy !req
210. Is everyone OK?Copy !req
211. Come on. Let's keep moving.Copy !req
212. Chill, bro. It's just the skeleton.Copy !req
213. Yeah, someone must put this to scare us.Copy !req
214. Wait, there's a door right
passed, we just have to go around.Copy !req
215. Don't!Copy !req
216. This must be one of the booby traps.Copy !req
217. There is a writing here.Copy !req
218. What's it saying?Copy !req
219. Crab the code, a door will open.Copy !req
220. One wrong step, forever broken.Copy !req
221. I get it!Copy !req
222. We step on the tiles like
the drawing to the door open.Copy !req
223. I'm not stop on one
of those things again!Copy !req
224. Let's use that guy, he's already dead.Copy !req
225. OK, dude. Read me the instructions.Copy !req
226. Middle, left, left,
middle, up, right, down...Copy !req
227. It's not working.Copy !req
228. Hold on me this,Copy !req
229. my mom gave it to me.Copy !req
230. Wait! Muscle Man!Copy !req
231. Watch out!Copy !req
232. - Woo, you did it!
- Well done!Copy !req
233. That thing didn't even touch me!Copy !req
234. Guys, I almost died!Copy !req
235. Let's keep moving.Copy !req
236. No, seriously, guys, did you see that?Copy !req
237. I almost died!Copy !req
238. I really almost died!Copy !req
239. Stop! Zoom in!Copy !req
240. There it is!Copy !req
241. Hahaha, you never make it in time!Copy !req
242. They proproly destroied the box...Copy !req
243. We moving out!Copy !req
244. It's another booby trap.Copy !req
245. Record points, a bridge will float.Copy !req
246. Lose a ball, watch out below.Copy !req
247. Oh, man! A pinball machine?Copy !req
248. Dude, nobody plays these things.Copy !req
249. Yeah, it doesn't even have a screen.Copy !req
250. Move! This thing is
clearly before your time.Copy !req
251. Look! It's working!Copy !req
252. Yeah, keep going, Benson!Copy !req
253. Looks like it's before
your time too, Bensen.Copy !req
254. You got this, Benson.Copy !req
255. Oooh, guys...Copy !req
256. Give me the box!Copy !req
257. Everybody go, now!Copy !req
258. Get them!Copy !req
259. Noooooooooo!Copy !req
260. Dude, that was close.Copy !req
261. We made for the final trail.Copy !req
262. What's it saying?Copy !req
263. Wrestle a bear, don't lose.Copy !req
264. Wait, what?Copy !req
265. We suppose to fight that?Copy !req
266. Oh, I look gladly participate.Copy !req
267. But Pops, against a bear?
That's not a fair match!Copy !req
268. All men are beasts on a wrestle match.Copy !req
269. Good luck!Copy !req
270. Dude, he's totally dead.Copy !req
271. Rigby!Copy !req
272. Alright bear, I accepted your challenge.Copy !req
273. Oh no, bro, he's not make it.Copy !req
274. Wait, look!Copy !req
275. Good show, bear, but this
is a match you can not win.Copy !req
276. End!Copy !req
277. Pops, that wrestle was incredible!Copy !req
278. It was no trouble.Copy !req
279. Ah... guys, he's getting up again.Copy !req
280. You have completed all the tasks.Copy !req
281. And have been proven worthy.Copy !req
282. You may ...Copy !req
283. Loathy, bro!Copy !req
284. Oh.. what? Another slide?Copy !req
285. Just go!Copy !req
286. Finally, the lava pit.Copy !req
287. Let's get this thing done, and go home.Copy !req
288. Not so fast.Copy !req
289. What? How did you...?Copy !req
290. I use the stairs.Copy !req
291. - Oh what?
- Oh man...Copy !req
292. You all had me going and quit
the ghost chase, didn't you?Copy !req
293. But it looks like your luck was run out.Copy !req
294. Now, hand over the box.Copy !req
295. No, don't do it, Mordecai.Copy !req
296. Enough! It's mine, and belongs to me.Copy !req
297. Don't make me do something drastic.Copy !req
298. Mordecai, he has a gun.Copy !req
299. We did our best, just give him the box.Copy !req
300. Sorry Santa.Copy !req
301. That's it.Copy !req
302. What the...Copy !req
303. What the hell is that?Copy !req
304. I don't know.Copy !req
305. Haha, hey guys!Copy !req
306. Santa!Copy !req
307. Oh my...Copy !req
308. It's really him!Copy !req
309. Hey, I thought you said you
couldn't make a invisibility cloak.Copy !req
310. We can totally make them.Copy !req
311. I just said we couldn't
give them as gifts.Copy !req
312. No, you supposed to be dead, I shot you!Copy !req
313. That's right.Copy !req
314. Defend from you I was
wearing one of these.Copy !req
315. A bulletproof vast?Copy !req
316. - That's smart!
- Yeah, really smart.Copy !req
317. I was stunned for a while,
but largely in my body...Copy !req
318. was un...Copy !req
319. Bro-bo-pon-pon!
Santy's got six-pack!Copy !req
320. Or get live for surviving this.Copy !req
321. Nooooo!Copy !req
322. We didn't have to end in this way.Copy !req
323. But you ruined my dream.Copy !req
324. We made a box for everyone,Copy !req
325. and no one would be fighting of them.Copy !req
326. Did you ever think of that?Copy !req
327. Ha, I bet you did.Copy !req
328. If everyone had everything they wanted,Copy !req
329. then why would they need... Santa?Copy !req
330. It's not like this, Quillgin.Copy !req
331. Enough! You ruined my life's work,Copy !req
332. Now... gonna ruin yours.Copy !req
333. Give me what I desire most,Copy !req
334. the destruction of Christmas forever!Copy !req
335. Hahaha... one push of this detonator,Copy !req
336. and it's all gone.Copy !req
337. Noooooooo!Copy !req
338. Mordecai!Copy !req
339. Rigby, no!Copy !req
340. Get off!Copy !req
341. Rigby! Let it go!Copy !req
342. It's done.Copy !req
343. Hoorays, it is safe...Copy !req
344. Thanks for the ride, Santa!Copy !req
345. Goodbye, Santa!Copy !req
346. I'll call you out go bowling sometime.Copy !req
347. Santa, you like... you're
authority on Christmas stuff, right?Copy !req
348. What do you think?Copy !req
349. Beson, you should have thrown
that thing into the lava pit.Copy !req
350. I got be honest.Copy !req
351. I wasn't sure of you
guys should pull it all,Copy !req
352. but you really did it.Copy !req
353. You saved Christmas!Copy !req
354. It was no big deal.Copy !req
355. Did this mean we finally
make it on your nice-list?Copy !req
356. Hey, ho, craziest things will happen.Copy !req
357. Hia!Copy !req
358. Bye, Santa!Copy !req
359. Ho-ho-ho-Copy !req
360. Dude, he said it just
like in the movies!Copy !req
361. Awesome!Copy !req
362. Thomas!Copy !req
363. That was awesome!Copy !req
364. Alright, you two, you
got the house to clean.Copy !req
365. Aw... what!Copy !req
366. Don't worry, I'll give
you a hand. It's Christmas!Copy !req
367. I'll be back with the cleaning supplies.Copy !req
368. Man!Copy !req
369. Hey, a present!Copy !req
370. It's for us.Copy !req
371. Sometimes you got break the rules.Copy !req
372. OK guys, let's...Copy !req
373. Best gift ever!Copy !req
374. Ho-ho-ho!
Merry Christmas!Copy !req