1. WHAA!Copy !req
2. AAH!Copy !req
3. URP!Copy !req
4. FEBRUARY 17th.Copy !req
5. UNDERCOVER OBSERVATIONS
FOR MISS FINSTER, TAPE 93.Copy !req
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK,
SHOULD WE DIG IN TUNNEL 32-A,Copy !req
7. OR MAYBE TAKE A NICE BURROW
DOWN 14-C?Copy !req
8. I DON'T KNOW.
LAST TIME, WE...Copy !req
9. IXNAY. ANDALL-RAY.Copy !req
10. SO THEN, LIKE,
HILLARY GOES, "REALLY?"Copy !req
11. AND I GO, "AS IF,"Copy !req
12. AND SHE'S ALL,
"TOTALLY NOT EVEN."Copy !req
13. EW. IT'S RANDALL.Copy !req
14. GET OUT OF HERE,
YOU LITTLE SNITCH.Copy !req
15. LOSER.Copy !req
16. SO I SAYS TO JOEY,
"THAT'S MR. GIRLIE TO YOU,"Copy !req
17. AND THEN LET HIM HAVE IT! POW!Copy !req
18. HEY, LOOK WHAT I FOUND...Copy !req
19. A SPY, AND HE'S WIRED
FOR SOUND.Copy !req
20. HEY!Copy !req
21. SCRAM, YOU LITTLE
MONKEY BOOGER.Copy !req
22. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT
FOR ME TODAY, RANDALL?Copy !req
23. WELL, HECTOR GECKELL
MADE HIMSELF THROW UPCopy !req
24. TO GET OUT
OF THE SPELLING QUIZ.Copy !req
25. I SAW SHIRLEY BENSON SPIT
ON PRINCIPAL PRICKLY'S CAR.Copy !req
26. THAT'S IT?Copy !req
27. I EXPECTED MORE
FROM YOU, RANDALL.Copy !req
28. PERHAPS YOU'VE LOST
YOUR TOUCH.Copy !req
29. NO.Copy !req
30. I LIKE YOU, RANDALL,
BUT I CAN'T AFFORDCopy !req
31. ANY DEAD WEIGHT
IN MY ORGANIZATION.Copy !req
32. MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK
ABOUT YOUR RETIREMENT.Copy !req
33. PLEASE, MISS FINSTER,
GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.Copy !req
34. DOUGLAS OVER THERE
SHOWS POTENTIAL.Copy !req
35. I CAN DO BETTER.
I KNOW I CAN.Copy !req
36. I'LL DIG UP SOME
REAL DIRT.Copy !req
37. WELL, IF IT MEANS
THAT MUCH TO YOU,Copy !req
38. I'LL GIVE YOU
ONE MORE CHANCE,Copy !req
39. BUT THIS TIME YOU'D
BETTER NOT LET ME DOWN.Copy !req
40. LET'S SEE.Copy !req
41. PEEWEE ROITANO
HAS WEBBED TOES,Copy !req
42. KENNY SAPPERSTEIN
IS A BED WETTER.Copy !req
43. SPINELLI?
NO, IT CAN'T BE!Copy !req
44. THIS IS WAY TOO GOOD
FOR FINSTER.Copy !req
45. WHY, WITH DIRT LIKE THIS,
I COULD... DARE I SAY IT?Copy !req
46. RULE THE PLAYGROUND!Copy !req
47. HA HA HA!Copy !req
48. HEY, NO CUTS, WORM BREATH.Copy !req
49. WHAT, DO YOU GOT CRAYONS
IN YOUR EARS?Copy !req
50. GET TO THE END OF THE LINE
BEFORE I SHOW YOU MY FIST.Copy !req
51. I WOULDN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
52. WE WOULDN'T WANT EVERYONE
KNOWING YOUR LITTLE SECRET.Copy !req
53. GET OUT OF HERE,
YOU LITTLE...Copy !req
54. I KNOW YOUR NAME,
SPINELLI, YOUR FIRST NAME.Copy !req
55. SORRY I MESSED UP
YOUR SHIRT THERE, RANDALL.Copy !req
56. DID I SAY
IT WAS A NICE SHIRT?Copy !req
57. NICE TRY, BUT IT'S NOT
GOING TO WORK.Copy !req
58. COME ON, RANDALL,
OLD BUDDY,Copy !req
59. DON'T TELL ANYBODY.Copy !req
60. WHY? YOU'VE NEVER
DONE ANYTHING FOR ME.Copy !req
61. I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
DON'T TELL ANYONE, PLEASE.Copy !req
62. IF IT MEANS
THAT MUCH TO YOU,Copy !req
63. THERE IS A THING
OR TWO YOU COULD DO.Copy !req
64. NAME IT.Copy !req
65. MY HOMEWORK
FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.Copy !req
66. ALSO, FROM NOW ON
YOU MUST REFER TO MECopy !req
67. AS HIS SUPREME
MOST HONORABLE LORD RANDALL.Copy !req
68. WHAT?Copy !req
69. OKAY. DONE.Copy !req
70. WHICH BRINGS USCopy !req
71. TO ITEMS 3 THROUGH 27.Copy !req
72. 27?Copy !req
73. I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS,
ASHLEY SPINELLI!Copy !req
74. SPINELLI AN ASHLEY?Copy !req
75. I DON'T BELIEVE IT!Copy !req
76. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
HE'S LYING.Copy !req
77. OH, YEAH?
WELL, EXPLAIN THIS.Copy !req
78. NO!Copy !req
79. ASHLEY, ASHLEY, ASHLEY!Copy !req
80. WHY DID MY NAME
HAVE TO BE ASHLEY?Copy !req
81. IT'S NOT THAT BAD.Copy !req
82. WOULD NOT A SPINELLI
BY ANY OTHER NAMECopy !req
83. PUNCH AS HARD?Copy !req
84. MIKEY'S RIGHT.
IT'S JUST A NAME.Copy !req
85. ASHLEY ISN'T JUST A NAME.
IT'S A CURSE.Copy !req
86. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD
HAVE IT CHANGED.Copy !req
87. I CAN'T.Copy !req
88. I WAS NAMED AFTER
MY GREAT-AUNT ASHLEY,Copy !req
89. THE FIRST WOMAN
TO WIN THE IDITAROD.Copy !req
90. SHE'S A FAMILY HERO.Copy !req
91. BESIDES, IT'S NOT
THAT I HATE THE NAME,Copy !req
92. IT'S JUST THAT FOR AS LONG
AS I CAN REMEMBERCopy !req
93. EVERY OTHER GIRL NAMED ASHLEY'S
ALWAYS BEEN ONE OF THEM...Copy !req
94. SNOTTY, PRISSY,Copy !req
95. AND A MEMBER
OF THEIR STUPID CLUB.Copy !req
96. SO?Copy !req
97. NOW THAT EVERYBODY
KNOWS MY NAME,Copy !req
98. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO JOIN
THEIR STUPID CLUBCopy !req
99. AND WEAR MAKEUP
AND PLAY DOLLIES AND DRINK TEA.Copy !req
100. WHAT'S SO FUNNY?Copy !req
101. OH, NOTHING.Copy !req
102. IT'S JUST THE ASHLEYS
WOULDN'T LET YOUCopy !req
103. JOIN THEIR CLUB IF YOU
PAID THEM A MILLION BUCKS.Copy !req
104. YEAH, THE ASHLEYS
HATE YOUR GUTS.Copy !req
105. AW, GUYS,Copy !req
106. THAT'S THE NICEST THING
ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME.Copy !req
107. WHAT AM I SO WORRIED ABOUT?Copy !req
108. THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING
TO ME, RIGHT?Copy !req
109. THIS IS LIKE
A MAJOR TRAGEDY.Copy !req
110. THAT CREATURE AN ASHLEY?
HOW COULD IT BE?Copy !req
111. JUST LOOK AT HER HAIR.
SHE DOESN'T EVEN MOUSSE.Copy !req
112. ALL THESE YEARS OF PRIMPING
AND BLOW-DRYINGCopy !req
113. THE ASHLEY NAME TO PERFECTION,
AND NOW THIS?Copy !req
114. WE HAVE TO
DO SOMETHING.Copy !req
115. LIKE WHAT?Copy !req
116. I'M AFRAID
OUR ONLY CHOICECopy !req
117. IS TO MAKE SPINELLI
INTO ONE OF US.Copy !req
118. EW!Copy !req
119. WHAT CHOICE
DO WE HAVE?Copy !req
120. IF WE LET HER GO AROUND
BEING HER DISGUSTING SELF,Copy !req
121. THE NAME ASHLEY
WILL BE RUINED FOREVER.Copy !req
122. NO LONGER WILL IT STAND
FOR BEAUTY AND SPECIALNESS.Copy !req
123. SOON OTHER GIRLS WILL BE
CONSIDERED COOLER THAN US,Copy !req
124. AND IF WE'RE NOT CAREFUL,Copy !req
125. BY JUNIOR HIGH
OUR FIRST DATESCopy !req
126. WILL BE WITH GUYS
NAMED PAUL OR JOE!Copy !req
127. OH!Copy !req
128. ASHLEYS, WE HAVE NO CHOICE.Copy !req
129. WE MUST MAKE SPINELLI
INTO ONE OF US.Copy !req
130. IT'S, LIKE, THE ONLY WAY.Copy !req
131. WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
132. I, ASHLEY A.,
INVITE YOU, ASHLEY S.,Copy !req
133. TO BE OUR NEW SISTER.Copy !req
134. YEAH, RIGHT.Copy !req
135. SEND IN THE CLOWNS,
POWDER PUFF.Copy !req
136. ACTUALLY, ASHLEY S.,
YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.Copy !req
137. LIKE, WHAT?Copy !req
138. ACCORDING TO THE CONSTITUTIONCopy !req
139. OF THE PLAYGROUND...
RULE 5, ARTICLE 3,Copy !req
140. UNDER "CLIQUES"...Copy !req
141. "ANY KID NAMED ASHLEY
MUST BECOME A MEMBERCopy !req
142. OF THE ASHLEYS IF INVITED
BY ANOTHER ASHLEY."Copy !req
143. THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.Copy !req
144. IT IS.Copy !req
145. IT'S AN OBSCURE RULE,
BUT IT'S HERE.Copy !req
146. SO I GUESS IT'S OFFICIAL...
YOU'RE ONE OF US.Copy !req
147. ONE OF US.
ONE OF US.Copy !req
148. NO, YOU'LL NEVER
TAKE ME ALIVE!Copy !req
149. LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
LET ME GO!Copy !req
150. COME ON, ASHLEY S.Copy !req
151. YOU'LL JUST
LOVE OUR CLUBHOUSE.Copy !req
152. BOY, TALK ABOUT
PEER PRESSURE.Copy !req
153. THIS IS YOUR CLUBHOUSE?Copy !req
154. AS IF.Copy !req
155. THIS IS OUR CLUBHOUSE.Copy !req
156. IT'S REMARKABLE WHAT ONE CAN DO
WITH A FEW ACCESSORIES.Copy !req
157. WOW. THIS IS AMAZING.
THIS IS...Copy !req
158. HEY, WHY ARE YOU
LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY?Copy !req
159. DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
160. IT'S A GOOD THING.Copy !req
161. STOP. NO! NO!Copy !req
162. NO, STOP!Copy !req
163. DO SOMETHING!
THEY'RE TORTURING HER!Copy !req
164. KIDS OF THE PLAYGROUND,Copy !req
165. WE PRESENT TO YOU
ASHLEY S.!Copy !req
166. HA HA HA!
SPINELLI IN A DRESS?Copy !req
167. OH, THIS IS RICH.
THIS IS REALLY RICH.Copy !req
168. WHY, YOU LITTLE...Copy !req
169. LET ME AT HIM!
LET ME AT HIM!Copy !req
170. I THINK WE HAVE MORE
WORK TO DO.Copy !req
171. NO! NO!Copy !req
172. THOSE ASHLEYS ARE INHUMAN.Copy !req
173. WORSE. THEY'RE DEBS.Copy !req
174. WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING,
YOU GUYS.Copy !req
175. I DON'T KNOW, TEEJ.Copy !req
176. I'VE BEEN STUDYING
THE CONSTITUTION.Copy !req
177. THE ONLY WAY A KID
CAN GET OUT OF A CLIQUECopy !req
178. IS IF ALL THE OTHER KIDS
VOTE THEM OUT.Copy !req
179. IF YOUR NAME'S ASHLEY,Copy !req
180. YOU'RE ONE OF THEM
NO MATTER WHAT.Copy !req
181. WAIT. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
182. SPINELLI'S NOT WILLING
TO CHANGE HER NAME, RIGHT?Copy !req
183. YEAH.Copy !req
184. WELL...Copy !req
185. I GOT
JUST THE THING...Copy !req
186. LIBRARY CARDS,Copy !req
187. SOCIAL SECURITY CARDS,
WHATEVER YOU WANT.Copy !req
188. ASHLEY S., I ASKED
FOR A DIET COLA.Copy !req
189. THIS IS NOT DIET.Copy !req
190. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!Copy !req
191. I CAN'T TAKE IT!
YOU HEAR ME?Copy !req
192. I AM NOT AN ASHLEY.Copy !req
193. I NEVER WANTED
TO BE AN ASHLEY.Copy !req
194. I'M NO GOOD AT THIS STUFF.Copy !req
195. PLEASE LET ME GO.Copy !req
196. DON'T WORRY, ASHLEY S.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,Copy !req
197. YOU'LL BE BLOW-DRYING
AND MOUSSING JUST LIKE US.Copy !req
198. I LOVE IT WHEN
SHE'S LIKE THIS.Copy !req
199. PARDON ME. I'M HERE
FOR THE MEETING.Copy !req
200. HELLO. IT'S ASHLEYS ONLY.Copy !req
201. LIKE, DUH.Copy !req
202. EXACTLY.
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.Copy !req
203. ASHLEY GRUNDLER?
YOUR NAME'S NOT ASHLEY.Copy !req
204. IT IS NOW.Copy !req
205. I'VE GOT MY SOCIAL
SECURITY CARD, MY SCHOOL I.D.Copy !req
206. DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
207. SHE STILL NEEDS
TO BE INVITED TO JOIN.Copy !req
208. WHICH ONE OF US
IS GOING TO DO THAT?Copy !req
209. PERHAPS ASHLEY S.
WOULD BE SO KIND.Copy !req
210. NO, LISTEN, GRETCHEN.
YOU DON'T WANT...Copy !req
211. YEAH, SURE, NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
212. AHEM.Copy !req
213. I, ASHLEY S.,
INVITE YOU, ASHLEY G.,Copy !req
214. TO BE OUR NEW SISTER.Copy !req
215. THANKS, SPINEL...
I MEAN, ASHLEY S.Copy !req
216. WHOA, SPIFFY DIGS!Copy !req
217. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
218. ASHLEY DETWEILER?
YOU'RE AN ASHLEY?Copy !req
219. DON'T FORGET ABOUT US.
OUR NAMES ARE ALL ASHLEY, TOO.Copy !req
220. IT'S OFFICIAL!Copy !req
221. BUT YOU'RE NOT
EVEN GIRLS!Copy !req
222. HEY, IT'S THE '90s.Copy !req
223. I, ASHLEY S.,
INVITE YOU,Copy !req
224. ASHLEY, ASHLEY,
ASHLEY, AND ASHLEYCopy !req
225. INTO OUR CLUB.Copy !req
226. YAY!Copy !req
227. OOPS, I ALMOST FORGOT.Copy !req
228. DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE ALL...Copy !req
229. ASHLEYS!Copy !req
230. YAY!Copy !req
231. I INVITE YOU AND YOU
AND YOU AND YOUCopy !req
232. AND YOU AND YOU
AND YOU.Copy !req
233. WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?Copy !req
234. I KNOW.
WE'LL KICK THEM OUT.Copy !req
235. IT TAKES
A UNANIMOUS VOTE.Copy !req
236. AND WE KIND OF LIKE
IT HERE.Copy !req
237. THERE IS ONE WAY
YOU CAN GET US TO LEAVE.Copy !req
238. NAME IT.Copy !req
239. YOU LET HER OUT,
AND WE'LL GO, TOO.Copy !req
240. I HATE IT WHEN
I DON'T GET MY WAY.Copy !req
241. WELCOME BACK.Copy !req
242. THANKS.Copy !req
243. I THOUGHT I WAS A GONER,
BUT I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.Copy !req
244. AS LONG AS A KID'S GOT
FRIENDS LIKE YOU,Copy !req
245. IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT YOUR NAME IS.Copy !req
246. HEY, ASHLEY S.,Copy !req
247. WHERE'S YOUR DOLLY?Copy !req
248. I'LL GIVE YOU
TO THE COUNT OF 10.Copy !req
249. 1... 2...Copy !req
250. AAH!Copy !req
251. 10! COME BACK HERE,
YOU LITTLE WORM!Copy !req
252. THERE'S A LOT
OF ASHLEYS OUT THERE,Copy !req
253. BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE
SPINELLI.Copy !req
254. IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN
AT 76 POUNDS SOAKING WET,Copy !req
255. THE ROLLING WONDER,
THE SULTAN OF SPIN,Copy !req
256. TRASH CAN CHAMPION
T.J. DETWEILER!Copy !req
257. AND IN THIS CORNER,
THE CHALLENGER...Copy !req
258. TIPPING THE SCALES
AT 112 POUNDS IN HIS SOCKS,Copy !req
259. THE BIG KAHUNA,
THE LOVABLE LUMMOX,Copy !req
260. OUR OWN MR. MIKEY!Copy !req
261. HOORAY!
HOORAY!Copy !req
262. BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.
I'M SCARED.Copy !req
263. BASED ON EVERY LAW OF PHYSICS,
THIS IS PERFECTLY SAFE.Copy !req
264. THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.Copy !req
265. IT ISN'T.Copy !req
266. I'M GIVING
30-TO-1 ODDS ON MIKEY.Copy !req
267. YOU COULD BE JINGLING
MILK MONEY.Copy !req
268. I'M IN, MAN.Copy !req
269. ON YOUR MARKS,
GET SET...Copy !req
270. GO!Copy !req
271. AAH!Copy !req
272. HEY.Copy !req
273. WELL, WELL,
T.J. DETWEILER.Copy !req
274. WHAT A SURPRISE.Copy !req
275. AAH!Copy !req
276. YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF
A ONE-WAY TICKETCopy !req
277. TO PRINCIPAL PRICKLY'S
OFFICE.Copy !req
278. ARGH!Copy !req
279. HE'S STUCK TIGHT.Copy !req
280. YOU LITTLE TROUBLEMAKERS.Copy !req
281. IF HANK THE CUSTODIAN
SAW THIS, HE'D SAY...Copy !req
282. TRASH RECEPTACLES
ARE MADE FOR TRASH,Copy !req
283. NOT FOR LITTLE BOYS
TO RIDE IN.Copy !req
284. STAND BACK, KIDS.
I'LL LUBE HIM UPCopy !req
285. AND SLIP HIM OUT
EASY AS PIE.Copy !req
286. OW! MISS FINSTER,
YOU'RE HURTING ME.Copy !req
287. EXCUSE ME, T.J. DEAR.Copy !req
288. I DIDN'T REALIZE
YOU WERE STILL HERE.Copy !req
289. WELL, THAT'S THAT.Copy !req
290. LOOKS LIKE I GOT A JELL-O
INCIDENT IN SECTOR FIVE.Copy !req
291. GUESS I'D BETTER GET GOING.Copy !req
292. AH. SOMEDAY, BOY,Copy !req
293. YOU MIGHT GROW UP
TO BE LIKE HANK...Copy !req
294. A FINE FIGURE OF A MAN.Copy !req
295. HUH?Copy !req
296. JUST KEEP YOUR CARCASS
OUT OF THOSE BARRELS!Copy !req
297. ARE YOU OKAY,
MISS FINSTER?Copy !req
298. SHUT UP,
YOU LITTLE WART!Copy !req
299. YOU, THERE! NO SHARING.Copy !req
300. EAT THAT BROCCOLI!Copy !req
301. YOU, WHO TOLD YOU
TO PUT KETCHUP ON THOSE...Copy !req
302. FISH STICKS?Copy !req
303. I'M TELLING YOU GUYS,
THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRDCopy !req
304. GOING ON BETWEEN
FINSTER AND HANK.Copy !req
305. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
306. EVERY TIME HE COMES AROUND,
SHE SUDDENLY TURNS NICE.Copy !req
307. MAYBE IT'S
A GROWN-UP THING...Copy !req
308. BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER
AND MEAN TO US.Copy !req
309. I THINK IT'S SOMETHING ELSE.
IT'S... IT'S...Copy !req
310. LOVE.Copy !req
311. WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT?Copy !req
312. MISS FINSTER HAS
A CRUSH ON HANK,Copy !req
313. EVER SINCE THAT DAY
HE FIXED HER DRAWERS.Copy !req
314. HOW DO YOU COME UP
WITH THIS STUFF?Copy !req
315. THEY'RE LIKE
ROMEO AND JULIET,Copy !req
316. TROILUS AND CRESSIDA,Copy !req
317. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
AND MARIA SHRIVER.Copy !req
318. THAT'S CRAZY.Copy !req
319. I THINK MIKEY'S RIGHT.
I'M GOING TO FIND OUT FOR SURE.Copy !req
320. MISS FINSTER?Copy !req
321. YES, MY CHILD?Copy !req
322. THAT IS PERHAPS THE UGLIEST
DRESS I'VE EVER SEEN YOU WEAR,Copy !req
323. AND YOU'VE WORN
SOME PRETTY RANK ONES.Copy !req
324. WHY, THANK YOU, DEAR.Copy !req
325. OH, AND YOUR PERFUME...Copy !req
326. WHAT IS IT,
EAU DE LOCKER ROOM?Copy !req
327. YOU SMELL LIKE
MY GYM SOCKS.Copy !req
328. THANK YOU FOR NOTICING, T.J.
IT'S SO NICE TO BE NOTICED.Copy !req
329. AHH.Copy !req
330. YEP, SHE'S A GONER.Copy !req
331. NOW WE KNOW WHY SHE'S
SO NICE WHEN HANK'S AROUND.Copy !req
332. TOO BAD HE'S NOT AROUND
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
333. ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?Copy !req
334. I WAS THINKING ABOUT
GETTING MORE FRENCH FRIES.Copy !req
335. IF WE COULD GET MISS FINSTER
AND HANK TOGETHER,Copy !req
336. SHE WOULD BE NICE
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
337. YEAH.
NO MORE DETENTION.Copy !req
338. NO MORE EAR YANKS.Copy !req
339. WE COULD GET AWAY
WITH ANYTHING WE WANTED.Copy !req
340. YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!Copy !req
341. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
PEOPLE'S FEELINGS HERE.Copy !req
342. WE'RE MESSING WITH FATE.Copy !req
343. BY INFLUENCING THE ORBIT
OF THESE TWO SPHERES OF LOVE,Copy !req
344. WE COULD POTENTIALLY CHANGE
THE COURSE OF HISTORY.Copy !req
345. WE'LL BE MAKING
MISS FINSTER HAPPY,Copy !req
346. HANK HAPPY,
AND OURSELVES HAPPY.Copy !req
347. THERE'S NO DOWNSIDE.Copy !req
348. THE SPARK IS THERE.Copy !req
349. ALL WE GOT TO DO
IS FAN THE FLAMES.Copy !req
350. THE LIBRARIAN SAIDCopy !req
351. THIS WAS THE MOST
ROMANTIC MUSIC THEY HAD.Copy !req
352. WHAT ARE THOSE?Copy !req
353. THEY'RE CALLED RECORDS
OR ALBUMS,Copy !req
354. DEPENDING ON YOUR
GENERATIONAL AFFILIATION.Copy !req
355. WE'VE GOT THE OLD MUSIC
AND THE OLD MUSIC PLAYER.Copy !req
356. NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS GET THE OLD PEOPLE.Copy !req
357. F. F. F.Copy !req
358. HMM. RANDALL, MY TRUSTED SPY,Copy !req
359. THE ONLY KID AROUND HERE
I CAN COUNT ON.Copy !req
360. HE'S DONE SO MUCH FOR ME.Copy !req
361. HMM.Copy !req
362. D-MINUS.Copy !req
363. F.Copy !req
364. GO. GO.Copy !req
365. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
SPIT IT OUT!Copy !req
366. THERE'S KIDS RUNNING
IN THE CAFETERIA.Copy !req
367. HOOLIGANS!Copy !req
368. HANK, THERE'S A BIG EMERGENCY
IN THE LUNCHROOM!Copy !req
369. ONE OF THE MILK
DISPENSERS BLEW.Copy !req
370. I TOLD THEM NOT TO INSTALL
THOSE NEWFANGLED X-17s.Copy !req
371. THEY'VE NEVER BEEN
CAFETERIA-TESTED!Copy !req
372. THOSE MONSTERS. WHEN I GET
MY HANDS ON THEM...Copy !req
373. HEY!
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
374. IT'S NOT NATURAL TO STORE
SO MUCH MILK.Copy !req
375. HEY! HEY!Copy !req
376. YOU LITTLE BRATS!Copy !req
377. WHY, WHEN I GET
OUT OF HERE, I'LL...Copy !req
378. DANG! WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS DOOR?Copy !req
379. HANK?Copy !req
380. MISS FINSTER?Copy !req
381. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
382. WELL, THERE WAS
SOME SORT OF PROBLEM,Copy !req
383. BUT NOW I REALLY DON'T
REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS.Copy !req
384. HEE HEE HEE.Copy !req
385. DO YOU HEAR MUSIC?Copy !req
386. WHENEVER I LOOK AT YOU.Copy !req
387. YOU ARE SOME KIND
OF WOMAN, MISS FINSTER.Copy !req
388. PLEASE, CALL ME MURIEL.Copy !req
389. HA HA HA!Copy !req
390. OH HO HO!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
391. OH, HANK, I'VE NEVER
BEEN SO HAPPY.Copy !req
392. MAN, ISN'T THIS GREAT?Copy !req
393. WITH MISS FINSTER GONE,
WE'RE FREE.Copy !req
394. HA HA HA!Copy !req
395. HA HA HA!Copy !req
396. HEY, WE'RE ROLLING HERE.Copy !req
397. THIS IS OUR FOOTBALL FIELD
FROM NOW ON.Copy !req
398. YOU GOT A PROBLEM
WITH THAT?Copy !req
399. YEAH, I GOT A PROBLEM
WITH THAT.Copy !req
400. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
CRY TO FINSTER?Copy !req
401. FORGET IT, SPINELLI.Copy !req
402. LET'S FIND
SOMETHING ELSE TO DO.Copy !req
403. BACK IT UP.Copy !req
404. BACK IT UP.Copy !req
405. OOF!Copy !req
406. TELL US THE MEANING
OF LIFE NOW, DIAPER BOY.Copy !req
407. WHOA!Copy !req
408. THIS IS GETTING
OUT OF CONTROL.Copy !req
409. WE GOT TO GO SEE
THE KING.Copy !req
410. WHAT THE...Copy !req
411. WHERE'S KING BOB?Copy !req
412. BIG COUP.
KING BOB YESTERDAY'S NEWS.Copy !req
413. KINDERGARTNERS NUMBER ONE NOW.Copy !req
414. HELP! HELP! HELP!Copy !req
415. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS,Copy !req
416. BUT I'M SURE MISSING FINSTER
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.Copy !req
417. A. A. A.Copy !req
418. AH, RANDALL, MY TRUSTED SPY.Copy !req
419. A-PLUS.Copy !req
420. SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY,
DOESN'T SHE?Copy !req
421. YEAH. COME ON.
LET'S GO DESTROY HER LIFE.Copy !req
422. A. A.Copy !req
423. A.Copy !req
424. UH, MISS FINSTER,
COULD WE TALK TO YOU?Copy !req
425. CERTAINLY, T.J. DEAR.Copy !req
426. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU
AND YOUR LOVELY FRIENDS?Copy !req
427. SHE CREEPS ME OUT
WHEN SHE TALKS LIKE THAT.Copy !req
428. WELL, I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW
TO PUT THIS, MISS FINSTER,Copy !req
429. BUT WE MISS YOU.Copy !req
430. WHAT? I HAVEN'T
GONE ANYWHERE.Copy !req
431. NOT THIS YOU,Copy !req
432. THE OLD YOU.Copy !req
433. YOU PULLED OUR EARS...Copy !req
434. AND SCREAMED AT US...Copy !req
435. AND DISCIPLINED US.Copy !req
436. OH, YOU KIDS AND YOUR
CHILDLIKE EXAGGERATIONS.Copy !req
437. WALK WITH US.Copy !req
438. SINCE YOU AND HANK GOT TOGETHER,
THE PLACE IS A MESS.Copy !req
439. A DARK CLOUD HAS BLOWN
OVER THE MONKEY BARS.Copy !req
440. OH, HO HO HO!Copy !req
441. DARK CLOUDS?
OH, WHY, THAT'S NONSENSE.Copy !req
442. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY.Copy !req
443. THE SUN IS SHINING,
THE BIRDS ARE SINGING,Copy !req
444. AND THE SCHOOL...Copy !req
445. HAS GONE TO POT!Copy !req
446. AAH!Copy !req
447. HANK, I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
448. THERE'S SOMETHING
I WANT TO SAY, TOO.Copy !req
449. I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO PUT THIS.Copy !req
450. IT'S OVER.Copy !req
451. WE DON'T HAVE
ANY CHOICE, MURIEL.Copy !req
452. WE HAVE A CALLING,
AND THAT CALLING IS THIS.Copy !req
453. DIRT IS OUR CALLING?Copy !req
454. NO, NOT DIRT.
THE PLAYGROUND, MURIEL,Copy !req
455. THE SCHOOL, THE HALLS,
THE GRASS, THE WINDOWS,Copy !req
456. THE FLAGPOLE.Copy !req
457. THE KIDS... THEY'RE
YOUR CALLING, MURIEL.Copy !req
458. WITHOUT MY GENTLE GUIDANCE,
THEY'RE LOST.Copy !req
459. THEY NEED ME, HANK.Copy !req
460. AND THE SCHOOL
NEEDS ME, MURIEL.Copy !req
461. I WALKED
INTO THE BOYS' BATHROOM.Copy !req
462. DO YOU KNOW
WHAT I FOUND?Copy !req
463. NO PAPER TOWELS
IN THE DISPENSERS,Copy !req
464. NO TOILET PAPER
IN THE STALLS,Copy !req
465. NO SANI-COVERS
ON THE SEATS.Copy !req
466. WHOSE FAULT WAS THAT?
MINE, MURIEL.Copy !req
467. YOU'RE RIGHT, HANK.Copy !req
468. IF WE DON'T END THIS NOW,
WE'LL REGRET IT.Copy !req
469. MAYBE NOT TODAY,
MAYBE NOT TOMORROW,Copy !req
470. BUT SOON AND FOR THE REST
OF OUR LIVES.Copy !req
471. WILL I EVER
SEE YOU AGAIN, HANK?Copy !req
472. OF COURSE YOU WILL,
MURIEL.Copy !req
473. WHEREVER THERE'S A HALL
THAT NEEDS MOPPING,Copy !req
474. I'LL BE THERE.Copy !req
475. WHEREVER THERE'S A URINAL MINT
THAT NEEDS REPLACING,Copy !req
476. WHEREVER A KID HAS BARFED
ON THE FLOOR,Copy !req
477. ALL YOU GOT TO DO
IS BEEP ME.Copy !req
478. YOU KNOW HOW TO BEEP ME,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
479. PUSH THE PHONE BUTTONS
AND HIT POUND.Copy !req
480. GOODBYE, HANK.
I'LL MISS YOU.Copy !req
481. AND I YOU, MURIEL,Copy !req
482. AND I YOU.Copy !req
483. O CRUEL FATES,
MUST YOU PLAY SO HARDCopy !req
484. ON THESE HEARTS OF FLESH?Copy !req
485. MISS FINSTER,
I FOUND THIS.Copy !req
486. HE USED TO DUST
THE RADIATOR WITH IT.Copy !req
487. THANK YOU, T.J.Copy !req
488. OH, AND MISS FINSTER,Copy !req
489. ARE THOSE YOUR SHOES,Copy !req
490. OR DID YOU MUG A CLOWN
ON YOUR WAY TO SCHOOL?Copy !req
491. WHY, YOU LITTLE HOOLIGAN!Copy !req
492. SHE'S BACK.Copy !req