1. WHAA!Copy !req
2. AAH!Copy !req
3. LOOK, IT'S VERY SIMPLE.Copy !req
4. KIDS RULES
IS KIDS RULES,Copy !req
5. AND THEY
CAN'T BE BROKEN EVER.Copy !req
6. BUT IT WAS A BAD TRADE,
A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS.Copy !req
7. I DON'T EVEN PLAY
THE HARMONICA,Copy !req
8. AND I GAVE BARRY
MY FAVORITE LIZARD.Copy !req
9. HEY, LITTLE FELLA,
WANT TO PLAY?Copy !req
10. AAH! MY NOSE!
MY NOSE! MY NOSE!Copy !req
11. FORGET IT, MAN.
YOU CAN'T GET BACK YOUR LIZARD.Copy !req
12. IT'D MAKE YOU A TAKER-BACKER.Copy !req
13. THAT'S AGAINST THE CODE.
THE WHAT?Copy !req
14. THE KIDS' UNWRITTEN CODE
OF HONOR. WHERE YA BEEN, MAN?Copy !req
15. LOOK, GUS, WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF YOU KNEW SOME KIDCopy !req
16. WHO WENT AROUND STEPPING
ON CRACKS ALL THE TIME?Copy !req
17. WELL, I'D TELL HIM
TO STOP.Copy !req
18. RIGHT. HOW ABOUT A KID
WHO NEVER HELD HIS BREATHCopy !req
19. WHEN HE WENT PAST
A CEMETERY?Copy !req
20. I'D SAY HE WAS CRAZY.Copy !req
21. EXACTLY, AND THIS IS THE SAME
THING, LIKE NEVER TAKING CUTSCopy !req
22. AND ONLY DOUBLE-DARING A KID
AFTER HE'S DARED YOU FIRST.Copy !req
23. THEY'RE ALL PART
OF THE CODE.Copy !req
24. IT'S WHAT SEPARATES US
FROM THE ANIMALS.Copy !req
25. AND FROM THE ADULTS.
IF WE KIDS DIDN'T HAVE THE CODE,Copy !req
26. WHAT WOULD WE BE?Copy !req
27. UH, ADULT ANIMALS?Copy !req
28. NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT.Copy !req
29. WOW. I HAD NO IDEA
IT WAS SO IMPORTANT.Copy !req
30. WELL, IT IS, SO LEARN HOW
TO PLAY THE HARMONICA, GUS.Copy !req
31. AND PROMISE US
ONE THING...Copy !req
32. YOU NEVER EVEN THINK OF DOING
SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
33. OH, I WON'T, BELIEVE ME.Copy !req
34. I'LL STICK TO THE KIDS'
UNWRITTEN CODE OF HONORCopy !req
35. NO MATTER WHAT.Copy !req
36. OOH. THIS GIVES ME
A BRILLIANTCopy !req
37. AND, LIKE,
DIABOLICAL IDEA.Copy !req
38. SO WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO, ASHLEY T.?Copy !req
39. I DON'T KNOW, ASHLEY B.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?Copy !req
40. I KNOW. LET'S SPREAD A RUMOR
ABOUT THE SWINGER GIRL.Copy !req
41. REALLY, ASHLEY Q.
THAT IS, LIKE, SO LAST WEEK.Copy !req
42. WHAT A BORING RECESS.Copy !req
43. HEY, ASHLEYS, LISTEN UP.Copy !req
44. OOH, SCANDALOUS.Copy !req
45. HA HA HA.Copy !req
46. COME ON, GUS,
WE CAN'T WAIT ALL DAY.Copy !req
47. AHH. MAN,
THAT'S GOOD WATER.Copy !req
48. WE'LL MEET YOU OVER
BY THE JUNGLE GYM, OKAY, GUS?Copy !req
49. OKAY.Copy !req
50. AHH. I DON'T THINK
I COULD TAKE ONE MORE DROP.Copy !req
51. YOUR TURN, KID.Copy !req
52. UHH! HEY!Copy !req
53. HI, GUS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
54. OH, NOTHING. JUST, YOU KNOW,
TRYING TO GET A DRINK.Copy !req
55. OOH, WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
56. HEY, GIVE THAT BACK.Copy !req
57. WHAT DO YOU, LIKE,
CALL THIS THING, GUS?Copy !req
58. I SAID GIVE IT!
IT'S MINE!Copy !req
59. WHATEVER, GUS,Copy !req
60. FIRST, YOU GOT TO
TELL US WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
61. IT'S MY HARMONICA.Copy !req
62. YOUR WHAT?Copy !req
63. IT'S MY...Copy !req
64. HARMONICA!Copy !req
65. JINX! HA HA HA.Copy !req
66. UNH-UNH-UNH.Copy !req
67. IT'S PART OF THE KIDS'
UNWRITTEN CODE OF HONOR.Copy !req
68. YOU SAID SOMETHING THE SAME TIME
WE DID, AND WE CALLED JINX.Copy !req
69. NOW YOU CAN'T TALK
TILL SOMEONE SAYS YOUR NAME.Copy !req
70. HEY, IF WE DIDN'T HAVE THE CODE,
WHAT WOULD WE BE?Copy !req
71. THAT WAS SO...Copy !req
72. SCANDALOUS.Copy !req
73. AND THE FUN'S
JUST BEGINNING.Copy !req
74. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
ASHLEY A.?Copy !req
75. THINK ABOUT IT, ASHLEY B.
IF WE CAN KEEPCopy !req
76. HIS LITTLE FRIENDS
FROM SAYING HIS NAMECopy !req
77. AND STOP EVERYONE ELSE
FROM SAYING IT, TOO,Copy !req
78. LITTLE GUSSEY
WILL NEVER TALK AGAIN.Copy !req
79. YOU ARE SO BAD,
ASHLEY A.Copy !req
80. LIKE, THANK YOU,
ASHLEY B.Copy !req
81. WHAT'S HE DOING?
I HAVE NO IDEA.Copy !req
82. I BELIEVE HE'S TRYING
TO COMMUNICATE.Copy !req
83. I... NO... EAT?Copy !req
84. COME ON, MAN,
SPIT IT OUT.Copy !req
85. WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO SAY, G...Copy !req
86. LIKE, WATCH
WHERE YOU'RE GOING.Copy !req
87. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU SLAMMED INTO ME.Copy !req
88. AS IF.
YOU DID, TOO!Copy !req
89. DID NOT!Copy !req
90. DID, TOO!Copy !req
91. DID NOT!Copy !req
92. DID, TOO!Copy !req
93. DID NOT!Copy !req
94. DID, TOO!Copy !req
95. DID NOT!Copy !req
96. DID, TOO!Copy !req
97. DID NOT!Copy !req
98. HEY, KINDERGARTNERS!Copy !req
99. WANT SOME CANDY?Copy !req
100. CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!Copy !req
101. CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!Copy !req
102. DID, TOO!Copy !req
103. DID NOT!Copy !req
104. CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!Copy !req
105. STAMPEDE!Copy !req
106. WHAT'S WITH
THAT GUY TODAY?Copy !req
107. WHAT DO YOU MEAN TODAY?
HE'S ALWAYS WHACKED OUT.Copy !req
108. IS NOT!Copy !req
109. IS, TOO!
IS NOT!Copy !req
110. IS, TOO!
IS NOT!Copy !req
111. AND JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING WITH MY NOTEBOOK?Copy !req
112. HEY, I'M TALKING TO YOU,
FOURTH GRADER.Copy !req
113. OH, A SMART GUY, HUH?
WELL, LET'S JUST GO SEECopy !req
114. WHAT THE KING
HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
115. IS NOT!
IS, TOO!Copy !req
116. HEY, DID YOU GUYS HEAR?
GUS STOOD UP TO A SIXTH GRADER,Copy !req
117. AND NOW THEY'RE TAKING HIM
TO KING BOB.Copy !req
118. THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE GUS.Copy !req
119. COME ON.Copy !req
120. HA HA HA.Copy !req
121. AND THEN AFTER I CAUGHT
THE LITTLE WEASEL RED-HANDED,Copy !req
122. HE WOULDN'T
EVEN APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
123. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY
FOR YOURSELF, FOURTH GRADER?Copy !req
124. WHAT'S ALL THIS JUMPING AROUND
AND POINTING STUFF?Copy !req
125. THAT'S ALL HE DOES,
YOUR HIGHNESS.Copy !req
126. TALK, FOURTH GRADER! TALK!Copy !req
127. I ORDER YOU TO TALK.Copy !req
128. THERE'S ONLY ONE PUNISHMENT
FOR THIS KIND OF INSOLENCE.Copy !req
129. GUARDS, TAKE HIM...
TO THE WHEEL.Copy !req
130. FASTER!
FASTER! FASTER! FASTER!Copy !req
131. HA HA HA.Copy !req
132. IT'S SO BRAVE THE WAY
HE TAKES IT ALL IN SILENCE.Copy !req
133. WE GOT TO STOP THIS!Copy !req
134. LEAVE OUR FRIEND ALONE!Copy !req
135. GET OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
136. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU KIDS
DOING OVER THERE?Copy !req
137. IT'S THE FINSTER! RUN!Copy !req
138. WHAT'S YOUR STORY, BOY?Copy !req
139. OH, A TROUBLEMAKER, HUH?
FINE. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.Copy !req
140. BUT, MISS FINSTER,
IT'S NOT HIS FAULT.Copy !req
141. LET HIM TELL IT
TO THE PRINCIPAL!Copy !req
142. SCANDALOUS! HA HA HA.Copy !req
143. TALK, YOU LITTLE
MUNCHKIN! TALK!Copy !req
144. I TOLD YOU, SIR.
HE'S A TROUBLEMAKER.Copy !req
145. I SAY WE THROW HIM
IN DETENTION TILL HE'S 17!Copy !req
146. NOW, NOW, MISS FINSTER,Copy !req
147. THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY
TO SKIN A KID. WATCH AND LEARN.Copy !req
148. CANDY, SON?Copy !req
149. YOU CHILDREN,
YOU LIKE CANDY, DON'T YOU?Copy !req
150. SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
151. WHOSE CLASS ARE YOU IN?Copy !req
152. SEEN ANY
GOOD MOVIES LATELY?Copy !req
153. SPEAK, YOU LITTLE...Copy !req
154. I'VE HEARD OF CHILDREN
LIKE HIM...Copy !req
155. REBELLIOUS YOUTH
WHO WANT NOTHING MORECopy !req
156. THAN TO FOMENT UNREST.Copy !req
157. IF THIS GETS OUT OF HAND,Copy !req
158. WHO KNOWS HOW IT COULD AFFECT
MY PROMOTION POSSIBILITIES?Copy !req
159. MISS LEMON,
GET ME DISTRICT HEADQUARTERS.Copy !req
160. HA HA HA.Copy !req
161. COME ON, ASHLEYS.
LET'S, LIKE,Copy !req
162. FIND ANOTHER WINDOW.Copy !req
163. COME.
LET'S GO SEE THE NO-TALKER.Copy !req
164. WHY DON'T YOU SPEAK,
LITTLE BOY?Copy !req
165. ARE YOU UNHAPPY?
DO YOU HAVE A TUMMYACHE?Copy !req
166. CAN'T YOU SEE
HE'S MOCKING YOU?Copy !req
167. HE WON'T
TELL US HIS NAME.Copy !req
168. HE'S A BAD EGG...
A BAD EGG, I SAY.Copy !req
169. DON'T WORRY, PRICKLY.
ONCE WE TAKE HIM DOWNTOWN,Copy !req
170. HE'LL TALK
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.Copy !req
171. HA HA HA!Copy !req
172. SCANDALOUS.Copy !req
173. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
THAT ONE LITTLE JINXCopy !req
174. COULD BE SO MUCH FUN?Copy !req
175. LET'S SEE HOW LONG
WE CAN KEEP IT GOING.Copy !req
176. HA HA HA.Copy !req
177. SO THAT'S IT...
THE ASHLEYS JINXED HIM.Copy !req
178. CRUEL FIENDS!Copy !req
179. WE'VE GOT TO GET TO GUS
AND SAY HIS NAMECopy !req
180. BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!Copy !req
181. HE'S A KOOK.Copy !req
182. HE'S A REBEL!Copy !req
183. HE'S A MAN...
ALL MAN.Copy !req
184. GUS!Copy !req
185. GUS!Copy !req
186. LET'S TRY
THE OTHER DOOR.Copy !req
187. OKAY, MOVE ASIDE.
MOVE ASIDE.Copy !req
188. WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU,
QUIET BOY.Copy !req
189. QUIET BOY!
QUIET BOY! QUIET BOY!Copy !req
190. SORRY I HOGGED
ALL THE WATER, QUIET BOY.Copy !req
191. HOLD ME, EDDIE.Copy !req
192. GET IN, KID.Copy !req
193. QUIET BOY!Copy !req
194. GUYS, LOOK!Copy !req
195. THEY'RE TAKING HIM AWAY!Copy !req
196. NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.Copy !req
197. T.J.: NOW HEAR THIS!Copy !req
198. NOW HEAR THIS!Copy !req
199. GUS GRISWALD
HAS BEEN JINXED!Copy !req
200. I REPEAT...Copy !req
201. GUS GRISWALD
HAS BEEN JINXED!Copy !req
202. THANK YOU.Copy !req
203. I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE
WOULD EVER SAY MY NAME.Copy !req
204. WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
ANOTHER JINXED KID.Copy !req
205. THAT'S THE THIRD ONE
THIS WEEK.Copy !req
206. LET HIM GO, FRED.Copy !req
207. WHAT? HE'S COMPLETELY DISRUPTED
MY ENTIRE SCHOOL,Copy !req
208. AND YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST
GOING TO LET HIM GO?Copy !req
209. HEY, LIGHTEN UP, PRICKLY.Copy !req
210. YEAH, IT'S PART OF THE KIDS'
UNWRITTEN CODE OF HONOR.Copy !req
211. COME ON, FRED,
I'LL BUY YOU A...Copy !req
212. DOUGHNUT.
DOUGHNUT.Copy !req
213. JINX! HA HA.
JINX! HA HA.Copy !req
214. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
215. YOU MEAN, YOU DID THIS ALL
BECAUSE YOU WERE JINXED?Copy !req
216. YEAH, KIND OF DUMB,
WASN'T IT?Copy !req
217. DUMB?
NO, IT WAS COOL.Copy !req
218. YOU'RE AN EVEN BIGGER HERO
THAN WE THOUGHT!Copy !req
219. JINX BOY! JINX BOY!Copy !req
220. JINX BOY! JINX BOY!Copy !req
221. YOU KNOW,
FOR A TIMID GUY,Copy !req
222. THAT GUS SURE KNOWS WHAT
BEING A KID'S ALL ABOUT.Copy !req
223. Ashley A.: HA HA HA.
WELL, SOMEONE WAS, LIKE,Copy !req
224. BOUND TO SAY HIS NAME
SOONER OR LATER,Copy !req
225. BUT IT WAS FUN
WHILE IT LASTED.Copy !req
226. YEAH, LET'S DO SOMETHING
LIKE THAT EVERY RECESS.Copy !req
227. YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?Copy !req
228. DEFINITELY.Copy !req
229. HEY, YOU ASHLEYS!Copy !req
230. ONE OF YOU
DROP 5 BUCKS?Copy !req
231. OOH...Copy !req
232. SCANDALOUS!
JINX!Copy !req
233. THE FEW, THE PROUD,
THE CHOSEN.Copy !req
234. WE ARE THE SAFETY RANGERS
OF THE THIRD STREET SCHOOL,Copy !req
235. AND WE'RE LOOKING
FOR A FEW GOOD KIDS.Copy !req
236. I'M LOOKING FOR SPITBALLS
TO SHOOT AT THIS DWEEB.Copy !req
237. THE QUESTION IS ARE ANY OF YOUCopy !req
238. PREPARED TO ACCEPT
THE CHALLENGE?Copy !req
239. TO WEAR THE ORANGE
BELT OF HONOR?Copy !req
240. TO HOLD HIGH
THE SACRED SIGN OF SAFETY?Copy !req
241. AND, FINALLY, TO LIVE
BY THE ANCIENT BYLAWSCopy !req
242. OF THE SAFETY RANGERS?Copy !req
243. I'D LIKE TO CONCLUDE WITH
A MOVING SLIDE PRESENTATIONCopy !req
244. OF LAST YEAR'S SAFETY RANGER
GRADUATION CEREMONY.Copy !req
245. COULD SOMEONE
GET THE LIGHTS?Copy !req
246. I WILL!Copy !req
247. OOPS. SORRY.Copy !req
248. IMBECILE.Copy !req
249. ONE BLT ON PITA
GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE,Copy !req
250. AND SOLD TO THE GAWKY KID
WITH BRACESCopy !req
251. FOR A PARTIALLY SQUISHED
GRILLED CHEESE AND POTATO CHIPS.Copy !req
252. T.J.: MIKEY? MIKEY?
YOU OKAY, MAN?Copy !req
253. THERE WAS A DOUBLE
CHOCOLATE BROWNIE UP FOR TRADECopy !req
254. AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN BID.Copy !req
255. OH, WELL,
IT'S JUST A BROWNIE.Copy !req
256. JUST A BROWNIE?Copy !req
257. 98.6... SEEMS NORMAL.
PULSE IS GOOD.Copy !req
258. I'M OKAY. IT'S JUST THAT
EVER SINCE CAPTAIN BRADCopy !req
259. CAME TO OUR CLASS
THIS MORNING,Copy !req
260. ALL I CAN
THINK ABOUT IS THEM.Copy !req
261. YOU MEAN HOW DUMB THEY LOOK
IN THEIR GOOFY UNIFORMS?Copy !req
262. NO, I MEAN
HOW MUCH I WANT TO WEARCopy !req
263. ONE OF THOSE GOOFY UNIFORMS.Copy !req
264. YOU MEAN, YOU WANT TO BE
A SAFETY RANGER? WHY?Copy !req
265. IF I WAS A SAFETY RANGER,Copy !req
266. EVERYTHING WOULD
BE DIFFERENT.Copy !req
267. I WOULDN'T BE JUST MIKEY.Copy !req
268. I WOULD BE MIKEY
THE SAFETY RANGER.Copy !req
269. I'D WEAR THE UNIFORM
OF ALL THE GREAT SAFETY RANGERSCopy !req
270. WHO CAME BEFORE ME.Copy !req
271. I'D LEARN
THE SECRET HAND SIGNS.Copy !req
272. I'D BE THE LAST LINE
OF DEFENSE BETWEEN HUMANITYCopy !req
273. AND THE EVILS
OF TECHNOLOGY.Copy !req
274. MIKEY,
YOU'RE OUR HERO!Copy !req
275. CHILDREN EVERYWHERE
WOULD LOVE AND ADORE ME.Copy !req
276. OH!Copy !req
277. AND ANIMALS, TOO.Copy !req
278. IT'S MY DREAM, GUYS,
TO PROTECT AND SERVE,Copy !req
279. TO BE RESPECTED
BY ALL MANKIND.Copy !req
280. BUT WHO AM I KIDDING?Copy !req
281. IT'S JUST A FANTASY.
THEY'D NEVER TAKE ME.Copy !req
282. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, MIKEY?Copy !req
283. YOU HEARD CAPTAIN BRAD...
LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD KIDS.Copy !req
284. NAH. TO BE A SAFETY RANGER,Copy !req
285. YOU GOT TO BE CUT
FROM A SPECIAL CLOTH.Copy !req
286. HEY, YOU'RE CUT
FROM A SPECIAL CLOTH.Copy !req
287. I AM?Copy !req
288. SURE. HONEST, LOYAL,
HARD-WORKING...Copy !req
289. YOU'RE THE PERFECT CANDIDATE.
REALLY?Copy !req
290. CAPTAIN BRAD WILL BE THRILLED
YOU WANT TO JOIN UP.Copy !req
291. WHY, I CAN
HEAR HIM NOW.Copy !req
292. AH HA HA HA!Copy !req
293. YOU, A SAFETY RANGER?Copy !req
294. YOU COULDN'T EVEN CROSS
YOUR OWN LEGS WITHOUT TRIPPING!Copy !req
295. SO IS THAT A MAYBE?Copy !req
296. THAT'S A NEVER.Copy !req
297. JUST LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
TO SAFETY STAN.Copy !req
298. HE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME.Copy !req
299. HEY, PAL, IT'S HIS DREAM.Copy !req
300. HEY, I KNOW YOU. YOU'RE THAT
JAYWALKING PUNK ANARCHIST.Copy !req
301. WHY, I OUGHT TO...Copy !req
302. DON'T WORRY.
HE DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHTCopy !req
303. TO SAY WHO'S IN
AND WHO'S NOT.Copy !req
304. OH, I DON'T, DO I?Copy !req
305. LET ME JUST SHOW YOU
SOMETHING, BABY BOY.Copy !req
306. SEE THIS? IT'S THE OFFICIAL
SAFETY RANGERS HANDBOOK,Copy !req
307. AND ACCORDING TO THIS,
I'M THE GUYCopy !req
308. WHO HANDS OUT THE BELTS.
I'M THE GUY WHO DECIDESCopy !req
309. WHICH KID STANDS
ON WHICH CORNER.Copy !req
310. I'M THE GUY WHO GETS TO APPROVE
OF WHO'S IN AND WHO'S OUT.Copy !req
311. SINCE THIS ISN'T THE FUTURE
DORKS OF AMERICA CLUB,Copy !req
312. FAT BOY HERE
IS DEFINITELY OUT.Copy !req
313. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,Copy !req
314. WE GOT OUR MORNING DRILLS
TO FINISH UP.Copy !req
315. LET'S GO, GRUNTS! COME ON!Copy !req
316. HUP-2, 3, 4!
HUP-2, 3, 4!Copy !req
317. HEY, FORGET ABOUT
THAT JERK, MIKEY.Copy !req
318. YEAH, IT'S HIS LOSS.Copy !req
319. THANKS, GUYS. I KNOW YOU'RE
TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER,Copy !req
320. BUT IT'S NO USE.Copy !req
321. BEING A SAFETY RANGER IS
THE ONLY THING I EVER WANTED,Copy !req
322. AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE
MY DREAM WILL NEVER COME TRUE.Copy !req
323. HEY, MIKEY, I'LL TRADE YOU
MY NUTTY-O'sCopy !req
324. FOR YOUR WINGER DINGER.Copy !req
325. HERE, JUST TAKE THEM.
TAKE THE WHOLE THING.Copy !req
326. MAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM
LIKE THIS BEFORE.Copy !req
327. YEAH, I WISH THERE WAS
SOMETHING WE COULD DO.Copy !req
328. IF THAT JERK BRAD SAYS MIKEY
CAN'T BE A SAFETY RANGER,Copy !req
329. THEN MIKEY CAN'T BE
A SAFETY RANGER.Copy !req
330. NOT NECESSARILY.Copy !req
331. HEY, WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT HANDBOOK?Copy !req
332. BOOSTED IT OFF
CAPTAIN KOOK.Copy !req
333. NO ONE CALLS SPINELLI
A JAYWALKING PUNK ANARCHIST.Copy !req
334. YOU OUGHT TO
GIVE THAT BACK.Copy !req
335. OKAY, BUT I'M KEEPING
THE WATCH. IT'S QUARTZ.Copy !req
336. THE POINT IS, ACCORDING
TO RULE NUMBER 76-J,Copy !req
337. THE CAPTAIN GETS TO PICK
WHO'S IN AND WHO'S OUT,Copy !req
338. BUT, ACCORDING TO
AMENDMENT 76-K, AND I QUOTE,Copy !req
339. "THE CAPTAIN MAY BE OVERRULED
IF A POTENTIAL RECRUITCopy !req
340. IS PERSONALLY SPONSORED
BY TWO OTHER GUARDS."Copy !req
341. BUT OUT OF THAT GANG
OF SAFETY RANGER ROBOTS,Copy !req
342. WHERE ARE WE GOING TO FIND
TWO GUARDS WHO STAND UP TO BRAD?Copy !req
343. I THINK I MIGHT KNOW
JUST THE GUYS.Copy !req
344. MOVE IT, YOU BABIES!Copy !req
345. MY GRANDMOTHER CAN MARCH
BETTER THAN THAT.Copy !req
346. YOU MAKE ME SICK.
MOVE IT! MOVE IT!Copy !req
347. MORE NUTS?Copy !req
348. TELL US IF THAT HOT FUDGE
STARTS TO COOL OFF.Copy !req
349. NOTHING WORSE
THAN COOL HOT FUDGE.Copy !req
350. NO, NO, EVERYTHING'S GREAT.Copy !req
351. YEAH, IT'S REAL NICE OF YOU
TO TREAT US TO ALL THIS.Copy !req
352. HEY, YOU DESERVE IT, STANDING
OUT ON THOSE CORNERS ALL DAY,Copy !req
353. CROSSING KIDS BACK, FORTH,
AND BACK AND FORTH.Copy !req
354. AND SPEAKING OF CORNERS,Copy !req
355. WE KNOW A GUY WHO'D LOVE
TO BE A CROSSING GUARD.Copy !req
356. YEAH? WHO'S THAT?Copy !req
357. OUR PAL MIKEY.Copy !req
358. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEACopy !req
359. HOW MAD CAPTAIN BRAD WOULD BE
IF WE WENT AROUND HIM?Copy !req
360. COME ON,
THIS IS MIKEY'S DREAM.Copy !req
361. HEY, WE GOT A DREAM, TOO,Copy !req
362. BUT YOU DON'T SEE ANYBODY
GOING OUT ON A LIMB FOR US.Copy !req
363. SUPPOSE WE COULD MAKE
YOUR DREAM COME TRUE,Copy !req
364. THEN WOULD YOU HELP US?Copy !req
365. WELL...Copy !req
366. OKAY, YOU GOT
YOURSELF A DEAL.Copy !req
367. GREAT. BY THE WAY,
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM?Copy !req
368. TO SING THE NATIONAL
ANTHEM...Copy !req
369. OVER THE SCHOOL P.A...Copy !req
370. AT THE WEEKLY
FLAG-RAISING CEREMONY.Copy !req
371. WE'RE DOOMED.Copy !req
372. NOT NECESSARILY.Copy !req
373. SO, YOU HELP MISS LEMONCopy !req
374. WITH THE FLAG CEREMONY
EVERY WEEK, RIGHT?Copy !req
375. AND AS HER HELPER...Copy !req
376. I'M NOT HER HELPER,
I'M HER AIDE.Copy !req
377. RIGHT, AND AS HER AIDE,
YOU SEE THE LISTCopy !req
378. OF WHO GETS TO SING
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, RIGHT?Copy !req
379. NATURALLY.
BEHIND THE LINE, PLEASE.Copy !req
380. THE COUNTER AREA IS
FOR OFFICE PERSONNEL ONLY.Copy !req
381. WELL, WHAT IF NEXT WEEK
CAL AND RONNIE'S NAMECopy !req
382. JUST HAPPEN
TO APPEAR ON THE LIST?Copy !req
383. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
IT'S ALPHABETICAL ORDER ONLY.Copy !req
384. IF MISS LEMON EVER
FOUND OUT I DID THAT,Copy !req
385. SHE'D TAKE AWAY MY FILING
PRIVILEGES FOR LIFE.Copy !req
386. THIS IS REALLY
IMPORTANT TO US.Copy !req
387. YOU DO THIS FOR US,Copy !req
388. AND WE'LL DO
SOMETHING FOR YOU.Copy !req
389. DEPENDS ON WHAT.Copy !req
390. ANYTHING. JUST TELL US
WHAT YOU WANTCopy !req
391. AND WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.Copy !req
392. I WANT TO CARRY
ASHLEY A'S BOOKSCopy !req
393. HOME FOR HER
AFTER SCHOOL.Copy !req
394. SHE'S DIFFERENT
FROM THE OTHER ASHLEYS.Copy !req
395. THAT HAIR, THE WAY HER NAME
SOUNDS... ASHLEY A.Copy !req
396. FIRST IN FILING,
FIRST IN MY HEART.Copy !req
397. WELL, GOODBYE
AND GOOD LUCK.Copy !req
398. JUST A SECOND.Copy !req
399. THIS MAY BE DOABLE.Copy !req
400. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS
LET HIM CARRY MY BOOKSCopy !req
401. FROM THE PLAYGROUND
TO THE CORNER OF MY STREET?Copy !req
402. I COULD COVER THEM WITH PLASTIC
SO HE DIDN'T TOUCH THEM?Copy !req
403. WE'D WRAP THEM OURSELVES.Copy !req
404. WELL, THEN,
THE ANSWER IS... NO. HA HA.Copy !req
405. COME ON. HAVEN'T YOU
EVER HAD SOMETHINGCopy !req
406. THAT YOU REALLY WANTED
BUT YOU COULDN'T HAVE?Copy !req
407. AS IF!Copy !req
408. LOOK, THERE IS
NOTHING WE WANTCopy !req
409. THAT WE DON'T HAVE.Copy !req
410. OH, MY GOSH, A SNAIL!Copy !req
411. EW!Copy !req
412. OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL.
THERE'S NOTHING I WANT,Copy !req
413. BUT THERE IS
SOMETHING I NEED.Copy !req
414. MY LITTLE SISTER
STOLE MY DIARY.Copy !req
415. SHE COULD BLACKMAIL ME FOREVER
WITH PAGES FIVE THROUGH EIGHT.Copy !req
416. YOU GET IT BACK, AND I'LL LET
THAT MENLO CARRY MY BOOKS.Copy !req
417. ONE LITTLE DIARY?
PIECE OF CAKE.Copy !req
418. WHERE IS YOUR SISTER
ANYWAY?Copy !req
419. I CAN'T BELIEVECopy !req
420. ASHLEY A'S SISTER'S
A KINDERGARTNER.Copy !req
421. WELL, SHE IS.
WE GOT TO DO IT.Copy !req
422. MIKEY BETTER
APPRECIATE THIS.Copy !req
423. I COME FROM THE LAND
OF THE BIG KIDSCopy !req
424. WHO RIDE 2-WHEELERS.Copy !req
425. I SEEK A FORMAL SIT-DOWNCopy !req
426. WITH SHE WHO GOES
BY THE NAME BRITTANY.Copy !req
427. UH, BRITTANY A.Copy !req
428. BRITTANY A.,Copy !req
429. YOU HAVE TAKEN YOUR
BIG SISTER'S WRITING BOOKCopy !req
430. AND WE SAY YOU HAVE TO
GIVE IT BACK.Copy !req
431. WE'LL GIVE YOU CANDY.Copy !req
432. WE'LL GIVE YOU MONEY.Copy !req
433. AW, WE'LL GIVE YOU
ANYTHING YOU WANT.Copy !req
434. DIARY VERY VALUABLE.
HAS BIG PRICE TAG.Copy !req
435. BRITTANY A. HAS BIG DREAM.Copy !req
436. SHE WANTS WHAT?Copy !req
437. JUST ONCE,
YOUR HIGHNESS.Copy !req
438. EVERY LITTLE KID
WANTS TO SITCopy !req
439. ON A BIG KID'S CHAIR
AT SOME TIME.Copy !req
440. BUT ON MY THRONE?Copy !req
441. PLEASE, OH GREAT KING,Copy !req
442. GRANT THIS REQUEST.
WE'LL NEVER BOTHER YOU AGAIN.Copy !req
443. TAKE THEM
TO THE DODGEBALL WALL!Copy !req
444. BUT, YOUR HIGHNESS, IT'S MIKEY'S
DREAM TO BE A SAFETY RANGER.Copy !req
445. EVEN YOU MUST HAVE HAD A DREAM
AT SOME TIME IN YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
446. WHAT?
KING BOB HAVE A DREAM?Copy !req
447. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
THAT'S CRAZY. THAT'S...Copy !req
448. HENCHMEN, LEAVE US.Copy !req
449. BUT, YOUR HIGHNESS...
AM-SCRAY!Copy !req
450. YOU'RE RIGHT,
FOURTH GRADER.Copy !req
451. EVEN I, THE GREAT KING BOB,
HAVE A DREAM.Copy !req
452. ONCE... JUST ONCE...
I WISH THERE WAS SOMEBODYCopy !req
453. WHO LIKED ME
FOR WHAT I AM ON THE INSIDE,Copy !req
454. NOT FOR MY ROYAL TITLE,Copy !req
455. SOMEONE WHO WILL LOOK PAST
THE CROWN AND THE JERSEYCopy !req
456. AND SEE JUST BOB,
THE KID I AM UNDERNEATH.Copy !req
457. I'D GIVE YOU GUYS
ANYTHING, ANYTHING,Copy !req
458. IF YOU COULD JUST
GIVE ME A REAL FRIEND.Copy !req
459. WELL, MIGHT AS WELLCopy !req
460. GET THIS DODGEBALL
PUNISHMENT THING OVER WITH.Copy !req
461. ACTUALLY,
THERE MIGHT BE A WAY.Copy !req
462. HA HA HA!Copy !req
463. GOOD WORK, MIKEY.Copy !req
464. CONGRATULATIONS.
WAY TO GO.Copy !req
465. T.J.: YOU KNOW,
THAT WAS A GOOD THING WE DID,Copy !req
466. MAKING MIKEY'S DREAM
COME TRUE.Copy !req
467. ACTUALLY, WE MADE A LOT
OF KIDS' DREAMS COME TRUE.Copy !req
468. BUT BEST OF ALL,
WE HELPED A PAL.Copy !req
469. WHAT THE...Copy !req
470. MIKEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?Copy !req
471. EATING.
WANT A WINGER DINGER?Copy !req
472. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE OUTSIDECopy !req
473. HELPING LITTLE KIDS
CROSS THE STREET.Copy !req
474. OH, YEAH, THAT.
I QUIT.
WHAT?Copy !req
475. I GUESS I JUST WASN'T CUT
FROM THE CLOTH AFTER ALL.Copy !req
476. NOT CUT FROM THE CLOTH?Copy !req
477. BUT, MIKEY, YOU DIDN'T
EVEN DO IT ONE WHOLE DAY.Copy !req
478. AND WHAT A ROTTEN DAY
IT WAS.Copy !req
479. I HAD TO GET UP EARLY
AND MISS BREAKFAST,Copy !req
480. AND WHEN I TRIED
TO STOP SOME KIDSCopy !req
481. FROM SKATEBOARDING
IN THE STREETS,Copy !req
482. THEY SPAT AT ME.Copy !req
483. IT WAS YOUR DREAM.Copy !req
484. NOT ANYMORE.Copy !req
485. NOW I GOT A NEW DREAM...
TO BE A JET PILOT.Copy !req
486. SEE HOW THESE GUYS
FLY AROUND IN THE CLOUDS,Copy !req
487. SOARING AND DIVING AND...Copy !req
488. HEY, WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?Copy !req