1. WAAH!Copy !req
2. UHH!Copy !req
3. AAH!Copy !req
4. IT SEEMED LIKE
ANY OTHER DAY.Copy !req
5. LITTLE JIMMY KRATMERCopy !req
6. WAS PLAYING WITH HIS FOOTBALL
LIKE ALWAYS.Copy !req
7. THEN SUDDENLY, IT HAPPENED.Copy !req
8. NO!Copy !req
9. AND THEY NEVER SAW
LITTLE JIMMY KRATMER AGAIN.Copy !req
10. NEVER?Copy !req
11. WOW. THAT'S WEIRD.Copy !req
12. THAT'S NOT SO WEIRD.Copy !req
13. I HEARD ABOUT A GUY WHO ALL
HE WOULD EAT IS CARROTS.Copy !req
14. THEN ONE DAY HE WOKE UP,
AND HE WAS TOTALLY ORANGE.Copy !req
15. WHAT ABOUT THE KID
WHO GOT BRACESCopy !req
16. AND STARTED PICKING UP
RADIO STATIONS?Copy !req
17. HE GOT NEWS, WEATHER,
AND SPORTS EVERY SIX MINUTES.Copy !req
18. OR THE KID WHO GOT STUCK
UNDER A MOVING TRAIN.Copy !req
19. ALL THAT WAS LEFTCopy !req
20. WERE THREE FINGERS
AND A FLAT PIECE OF GUM.Copy !req
21. YEAH, SURE, SURE,
IT WAS, MAN.Copy !req
22. HA!Copy !req
23. YOU KIDS MAKE ME LAUGH.Copy !req
24. ALIENS, TRAINS, CARROTS...
THAT'S KID STUFF.Copy !req
25. I CAN TELL YOU A STORY
SO TERRIBLECopy !req
26. YOUR TEETH WOULD CURL.Copy !req
27. BUTCH, IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
28. WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR HAIR?Copy !req
29. HAD A SCARE THE LIKES OF WHICH
YOU KIDS WILL NEVER KNOW.Copy !req
30. TELL US ABOUT IT.Copy !req
31. I WOULD IF I THOUGHT
YOU GUYS COULD HANDLE IT.Copy !req
32. WE CAN HANDLE IT,
CAN'T WE, GUYS?Copy !req
33. YEAH, SURE WE CAN.Copy !req
34. ALL RIGHT, BUT IT'S NOT
A PRETTY PICTURE.Copy !req
35. NOT A PRETTY PICTURE AT ALL.Copy !req
36. IT ALL STARTED
ON A NORMAL SATURDAY AFTERNOONCopy !req
37. ABOUT A WEEK AGO.Copy !req
38. LIKE ALWAYS,
I WAS DOWN IN THE BASEMENTCopy !req
39. SPYING ON MY BIG BROTHER JOEY.Copy !req
40. FOR MONTHS, CHRISTIE HAD BEEN
COMING OVER TO SEE HIM.Copy !req
41. I KNOW CHRISTIE WAS A GIRL,Copy !req
42. BUT I NEVER THOUGHT
NOTHING SINISTER OF IT.Copy !req
43. USUALLY THEY'D JUST
SIT AROUND WATCHING TV,Copy !req
44. BUT NOT THIS TIME.Copy !req
45. THIS SATURDAY EVERYTHING
WAS GOING TO CHANGE.Copy !req
46. ALL OF A SUDDEN,
SOMETHING CAME OVER JOEY.Copy !req
47. HE STARTED TO GET A FUNNY LOOK
IN HIS EYE.Copy !req
48. THAT'S WHEN THINGS
GOT REALLY WEIRD.Copy !req
49. CLOSER AND CLOSER THEY CAME,
THEIR FACES ALMOST TOUCHING,Copy !req
50. UNTIL... UNTIL...
UNTIL THEY KISSED!Copy !req
51. NO!Copy !req
52. IT WAS HORRIBLE...
THEIR EYES GETTING GOOGLY,Copy !req
53. THEIR LIPS SLURPING
AND SMACKING.Copy !req
54. NO, IT CAN'T BE TRUE!Copy !req
55. YOU'RE MAKING IT UP.Copy !req
56. GOOD SWEET MIKE,
I WISH I WAS, BUT I'M NOT.Copy !req
57. JOEY KISSED THAT GIRL,
AND WHAT'S MORE,Copy !req
58. HE LIKED IT.Copy !req
59. AT LEAST OUR STORIES
ARE BELIEVABLE.Copy !req
60. HE LIKED IT.
HE TOLD ME SO HIMSELF.Copy !req
61. AND THAT'S NOT ALL
HE TOLD ME.Copy !req
62. WELL, WHAT ELSE
DID HE SAY?Copy !req
63. SEE ALL THIS STUFF...Copy !req
64. SWING SET,
JUNGLE GYM, SANDBOX?Copy !req
65. WELL, THEY'RE THE PAST.Copy !req
66. GUYS, I'VE SEEN
THE FUTURE,Copy !req
67. AND THE FUTURE IS GIRLS.Copy !req
68. NO!Copy !req
69. BOYS KISSING GIRLS,Copy !req
70. GIRLS KISSING BOYS.Copy !req
71. AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
WE'RE ALL GOING TO LIKE IT!Copy !req
72. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
73. EW!
EW!Copy !req
74. BOYS KISSING GIRLS,
GIRLS KISSING BOYS?Copy !req
75. SURELY THERE MUST BE
SOME MISTAKE.Copy !req
76. THIS DEFIES RULES
OF NATURE AND PHYSICS.Copy !req
77. BESIDES, IT'S DISGUSTING.Copy !req
78. BUTCH SAID IT'S THE FUTURE.
HIS BROTHER JOEY TOLD HIM.Copy !req
79. THE DAY I STOP CARING
ABOUT DODGEBALLCopy !req
80. IS THE DAY THE EARTH STARTS
SPINNING AROUND THE SUN.Copy !req
81. WHICH EXPLAINS THE D-MINUS
SHE GOT IN SCIENCE.Copy !req
82. MAYBE BUTCH WAS LYING.Copy !req
83. I DON'T KNOW, YOU GUYS.
I'VE SEEN IT IN MOVIES.Copy !req
84. HOW MANY TIMES
DO WE HAVE TO REMIND YOUCopy !req
85. NOT TO TELL ANYONE YOU WATCH
THAT MUSHY LOVE JUNK?Copy !req
86. THE GUYS IN THE MOVIES
SURE SEEM TO LIKE IT.Copy !req
87. THAT'S CALLED ACTING.Copy !req
88. IT'S NOT REAL...
LIKE WHEN A GUY JUMPSCopy !req
89. OUT OF A HELICOPTER
AND DOESN'T GET HURT.Copy !req
90. IT DOESN'T HAPPEN
LIKE THAT.Copy !req
91. WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
92. SURE. BUTCH WAS JUST MAKING
THE WHOLE THING UP.Copy !req
93. NOW COME ON. I'LL CREAM YOU
IN A GAME OF DODGEBALL.Copy !req
94. Butch's voice:
BOYS KISSING GIRLS...Copy !req
95. GIRLS KISSING BOYS.Copy !req
96. HA HA HA!Copy !req
97. Butch's voice:
THE FUTURE... THE FUTURE...Copy !req
98. THE FUTURE.Copy !req
99. IT CAN'T BE TRUE.
IT JUST CAN'T BE.Copy !req
100. WHO KNOWS? THAT'S
THE PROBLEM. WHO KNOWS?Copy !req
101. WE'RE LETTING THIS
TAKE OVER OUR BRAINS.Copy !req
102. T.J.'s RIGHT. THERE'S ONLY
ONE SOLUTION TO OUR PROBLEM.Copy !req
103. WE HAVE TO CONDUCT
AN EXPERIMENT.Copy !req
104. AN EXPERIMENT?Copy !req
105. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS HOLD
A SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY,Copy !req
106. FIND A WILLING BOY AND GIRL,
OBSERVE THEM KISSING,Copy !req
107. ASK THEM TO DESCRIBE
THEIR REACTIONS.Copy !req
108. WE CAN DO IT TOMORROW
BEFORE SCHOOL.Copy !req
109. GRETCHEN,
YOU'RE A GENIUS.Copy !req
110. ONLY ONE PROBLEM...Copy !req
111. WHO'S GOING TO BE
THE GUY AND THE GIRL?Copy !req
112. IT'S GOT TO BE ONE OF US.Copy !req
113. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY
WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLECopy !req
114. TO TRUST OUR FINDINGS.Copy !req
115. THEN I GUESS THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY TO CHOOSE...Copy !req
116. THE STRAWS.Copy !req
117. NOW, DOES EVERYONE AGREE TO
THE ANCIENT RITE OF THE STRAWS,Copy !req
118. TO LIVE BY THE JUDGMENT
OF THE STRAWS,Copy !req
119. TO BE BOUND BY THE DECISION
OF THE STRAWS,Copy !req
120. AND TO NEVER BACK OUT
NO MATTER WHAT THE OUTCOME?Copy !req
121. OKAY.Copy !req
122. NO! NO! NO!Copy !req
123. SO LONG, HAPPY CHILDHOOD.Copy !req
124. GOODBYE, BASEBALL GLOVE.Copy !req
125. GOODBYE, HOCKEY STICK.
GOODBYE... HEY!Copy !req
126. MY MR. MONK-MONK.Copy !req
127. ROTTEN, LOUSY, STUPID...Copy !req
128. HEY, MY MR. MONK-MONK.Copy !req
129. AAH!Copy !req
130. COME ON, VINCE,
ANYTHING YOU WANT...Copy !req
131. MONEY, GOLD,
TENNIS SHOES.Copy !req
132. CAN'T HELP YOU, MAN.
VOW OF THE STRAWS.Copy !req
133. OH.Copy !req
134. I'M CALM. I'M COOL.Copy !req
135. ALL I WANT YOU TO DO
IS ONE THING.Copy !req
136. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
137. GET ME OUT
OF THESE THINGS!Copy !req
138. I'LL GIVE YOU MY COLLECTION
OF "MANIAC MAN" COMIC BOOKSCopy !req
139. IN MINT CONDITION.Copy !req
140. ALREADY READ THEM.Copy !req
141. HOW ABOUT MY BRAND-NEW
ROAD-BRUISER MOUNTAIN BIKE?Copy !req
142. I'M NOT LISTENING.Copy !req
143. THIS IS A CRIME
AGAINST HUMANITY.Copy !req
144. I MEAN, WHY WOULD I
WANT TO KISS HIM?Copy !req
145. HE'S MY FRIEND.Copy !req
146. OKAY, ONE LAST THING,
AND YOU'LL BE PERFECT...Copy !req
147. A LITTLE LIPSTICK.Copy !req
148. TOUCH ME WITH THAT,
AND I'LL BREAK YOUR ARM.Copy !req
149. WHAT ABOUT MY REPUTATION?Copy !req
150. NO DECENT KID WILL ASSOCIATE
WITH ME AFTER THIS.Copy !req
151. I WILL. OF COURSE,
NOT AT SCHOOL OR ANYTHING.Copy !req
152. LET ME GO!Copy !req
153. YOU REALIZE
WE'LL PROBABLYCopy !req
154. HAVE TO GET MARRIED
AFTER THIS.Copy !req
155. I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO
KILL YOU AFTER THIS.Copy !req
156. OKAY, OKAY. LET'S JUST
GET THIS OVER WITH.Copy !req
157. RIGHT, BEFORE
ANYONE SEES US.Copy !req
158. ALL RIGHT, WHO'S THERE?Copy !req
159. OKAY, WHICH ONE
OF YOU LAUGHED?Copy !req
160. SHOW YOURSELF OR DIE!Copy !req
161. OKAY, WHO TOLD THEM?Copy !req
162. I DIDN'T.
NOT ME.Copy !req
163. NOT ME.
NEVER SAID A WORD.Copy !req
164. WELL, ACTUALLY, I MIGHT
HAVE SAID SOMETHING,Copy !req
165. BUT JUST TO ONE KID.Copy !req
166. I MENTIONED IT TO A COLLEAGUE
AT THE SCIENCE CLUB.Copy !req
167. MAYBE 15 IF YOU COUNT
MISS FURLEY'S CLASS.Copy !req
168. WELL, ISN'T THIS SOMETHING?Copy !req
169. HERE WE ARE, SWORN
TO A VOW OF SILENCE,Copy !req
170. AND I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO DOESN'T GO BLABBING.Copy !req
171. FRANKLY, I'M ASHAMED
OF YOU GUYS.Copy !req
172. MIKEY, THANKS FOR THE TIP.
SORRY I'M LATE.Copy !req
173. WELL, I'M NOT DOING THIS
WITH EVERY KIDCopy !req
174. ON THE PLAYGROUND WATCHING.Copy !req
175. BUT INQUIRING MINDS
WANT TO KNOW.Copy !req
176. WE MUST CONTINUE
FOR THE GOOD OF SCIENCE.Copy !req
177. THEN WHY DON'T YOU
KISS HIM, MADAM CURIE?Copy !req
178. OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL.Copy !req
179. WE'LL MEET AFTER SCHOOL
IN THE PARK.Copy !req
180. THE KISS HAS BEEN
RESCHEDULEDCopy !req
181. FOR AFTER SCHOOL
IN THE PARK.Copy !req
182. I'LL BRING
MY VIDEO CAMERA.Copy !req
183. MIGHT AS WELL GET IT
OVER WITH RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
184. A QUICK PUCKER, A PECK,
AND WE'RE OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
185. THE KISS IS BACK ON.Copy !req
186. EW!
EW!Copy !req
187. YUCK! PUKE CITY!Copy !req
188. QUICK, SOMEBODY GET ME
SOME MOUTHWASH.Copy !req
189. NOW WE KNOW FOR SURE.Copy !req
190. THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE EVER
GOING TO WANT TO KISS GIRLS.Copy !req
191. AND WE AREN'T GOING TO WANT
TO KISS YOU GUYS, NEITHER.Copy !req
192. WE BETTER GET TO CLASSCopy !req
193. BEFORE MISS GROTKE
GIVES US ALL TARDIES.Copy !req
194. BUTCH AND HIS
CRAZY STORIES.Copy !req
195. YEAH, US KISSING
EACH OTHER?Copy !req
196. THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING
I HEARD SINCE THAT STUFFCopy !req
197. ABOUT JIMMY KRATMER
AND THE ALIENS.Copy !req
198. YEAH, WHO WOULD EVER BELIEVE
A STUPID STORY LIKE THAT?Copy !req
199. THANKS FOR THE RIDE, DUDES.Copy !req
200. WHOOPS. BETTER GET TO CLASS.Copy !req
201. LAST ONE ON OLD RUSTYCopy !req
202. HAS TO GIVE MISS FINSTER
A SPONGE BATH!Copy !req
203. HEY, THAT'S MY JOB.Copy !req
204. MAN, I LOVE THIS THING.Copy !req
205. OH, PRINCIPAL PRICKLY.Copy !req
206. WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT
ON THE PLAYGROUND, SIR?Copy !req
207. YOUR HAPPINESS, SON.
TAPE IT OFF, BOYS.Copy !req
208. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
209. THE SCHOOL BOARD HAS
RELEASED SOME FUNDS.Copy !req
210. YOU KIDS ARE GOING TO GET
A BRAND-NEW JUNGLE GYM...Copy !req
211. AS SOON AS WE TEAR DOWN
THIS HUNK OF JUNK.Copy !req
212. YOU'RE GOING TO
TEAR DOWN OLD RUSTY?Copy !req
213. OLD RUSTY...
ISN'T THAT QUAINT?Copy !req
214. THAT'S RIGHT, KID.Copy !req
215. THE CONSTRUCTION WORKERS
WILL BE HERE BY 11:00Copy !req
216. TO START WRECKING,
SO STAY OFF THIS THING,Copy !req
217. AND REMEMBER,
IF ANYBODY ASKS,Copy !req
218. MR. PRICKLY
IS A GREAT PRINCIPAL,Copy !req
219. AND HIS FIRST PRIORITYCopy !req
220. IS NOW AND ALWAYS WILL BE
YOU CHILDREN.Copy !req
221. GET OUT OF MY WAY,
YOU BRATS.Copy !req
222. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
223. RECESS WITHOUT OLD RUSTY...
SAY IT AIN'T SO.Copy !req
224. WHY DO GROWN-UPS
ALWAYS DO THESE THINGS?Copy !req
225. I'LL NEVER FORGET
THIS OLD THING.Copy !req
226. RIGHT HERE IS WHERE
THE SWINGING GIRLCopy !req
227. LAUGHED SO HARD
SHE SWALLOWED HER LOOSE TOOTH.Copy !req
228. THERE'S WHERE
BINKY JONES FELL OFFCopy !req
229. AND HAD TO HAVE THAT PLATE
PUT IN HIS HEAD.Copy !req
230. YOU JUST CAN'T REPLACE
MEMORIES LIKE THAT.Copy !req
231. OLD RUSTY WAS HERE WHEN
MY BROTHER WAS IN SCHOOL.Copy !req
232. OLD RUSTY WAS HERE
WHEN MY MOM WAS IN SCHOOL.Copy !req
233. OLD RUSTY WAS HERECopy !req
234. WHEN MY GREAT-UNCLE MARY
WAS IN SCHOOL.Copy !req
235. YOUR UNCLE MARY?
DON'T ASK.Copy !req
236. WHO KNOWS HOW LONG
OLD RUSTY'SCopy !req
237. REALLY BEEN HERE?Copy !req
238. I'LL BET OLD RUSTY'S
OLDER THAN THAT.Copy !req
239. OLDER THAN THAT.Copy !req
240. OLD RUSTY'S BEEN HERE
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME.Copy !req
241. YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW
THE MAIN REASONCopy !req
242. I'LL NEVER FORGET
OLD RUSTY?Copy !req
243. BECAUSE IT WAS RIGHT HERE,Copy !req
244. ON THE FIRST DAY
OF KINDERGARTEN,Copy !req
245. WHERE THE FIVE OF US
FIRST MET.Copy !req
246. HI.Copy !req
247. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
248. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
249. WELL, I GUESS
THAT'S THAT.Copy !req
250. AREN'T YOU COMING?Copy !req
251. I'M GOING TO PLAY ON OLD RUSTY
A LITTLE LONGER.Copy !req
252. RECESS IS OVER.Copy !req
253. MISS GROTKE WILL
SEND YOU TO THE OFFICE.Copy !req
254. SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.
I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.Copy !req
255. SUIT YOURSELF.Copy !req
256. SO THEN THE BUS DRIVER
SAYS TO THE STRING,Copy !req
257. "HEY, ARE YOU A STRING?"Copy !req
258. AND THE STRING SAYS,
"NOPE, I'M A FRAYED KNOT."Copy !req
259. HEY, KID, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING UP THERE?Copy !req
260. PLAYING.Copy !req
261. GET DOWN FROM THERE.Copy !req
262. I CAN'T.Copy !req
263. GET OFF THAT THING.
WE GOT ORDERS TO KNOCK IT DOWN.Copy !req
264. SORRY.Copy !req
265. EITHER YOU GET OFF,Copy !req
266. OR WE'RE GOING TO KNOCK IT
DOWN WITH YOU ON IT.Copy !req
267. IF THAT'S HOW I HAVE TO GO,
THEN SO BE IT.Copy !req
268. T.J. DETWEILER...Copy !req
269. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
YOU'D BE BEHIND THIS.Copy !req
270. WHAT DISGUSTING THING
ARE YOU UP TO NOW?Copy !req
271. PLAYING.Copy !req
272. GET DOWN FROM THERE
THIS MINUTE!Copy !req
273. SORRY, MISS FINSTER,
BUT IF I GET DOWN,Copy !req
274. THOSE MEN ARE GOING
TO WRECK OLD RUSTY.Copy !req
275. HOW DARE YOU TALK
TO ME LIKE THAT,Copy !req
276. YOU LITTLE HOOLIGAN?Copy !req
277. GET OFF OF THAT THING,
OR I'LL TAKE MY SHOE TO YOU.Copy !req
278. NEVER. OLD RUSTY'S THE HEART
AND SOUL OF THIS SCHOOL.Copy !req
279. IT'S ALMOST AS OLD AS YOU.Copy !req
280. WITHOUT OLD RUSTY, THIS PLACE
WOULD JUST BE A BIG BUILDINGCopy !req
281. WITH A BUNCH
OF BOOKS AND TEACHERS.Copy !req
282. I SAID GET DOWN
FROM THERE, DETWEILER,Copy !req
283. BEFORE I HAVE TO COME UP THERE
AND GET YOU MYSELF!Copy !req
284. THEN YOU'LL HAVE
TO GET ME, TOO.Copy !req
285. AND ME.Copy !req
286. AND ME.Copy !req
287. YOU MIGHT GET ONE OF US,
BUT YOU CAN'T GET US ALL.Copy !req
288. YOU BRATS HAVE 10 SECONDS
TO GET DOWN FROM THERE,Copy !req
289. OR I'LL HAVE EVERY LAST ONE
OF YOU EXPELLED.Copy !req
290. 1... 2...Copy !req
291. WHAT DO WE WANT?Copy !req
292. A JUNGLE GYM!Copy !req
293. WHEN DO WE WANT IT?Copy !req
294. THAT'S IT. DO SOMETHING!Copy !req
295. TEARING DOWN A JUNGLE GYM
WITH KIDS ON ITCopy !req
296. IS AGAINST UNION RULES.Copy !req
297. IT DIDN'T USED TO BE,
BUT WE HAD A MEETING.Copy !req
298. UGH!Copy !req
299. THEY'RE GIVING UP.Copy !req
300. WE WON.Copy !req
301. I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.
I REALLY HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
302. ALL THESE KIDS UNIFIEDCopy !req
303. AGAINST THE FORCES
OF OPPRESSION...Copy !req
304. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
305. YEAH, REAL BEAUTIFUL,Copy !req
306. BUT WHAT'S THE MAN
UP TO NOW?Copy !req
307. THAT'S WHAT
I WANT TO KNOW.Copy !req
308. ME, TOO, SPINELLI.
ME, TOO.Copy !req
309. THIS IS A DISASTER,
YOU HEAR ME?Copy !req
310. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW THIS
IS GOING TO AFFECT MY CAREER?Copy !req
311. IF THE PAPERS GET WIND OF THIS,Copy !req
312. I CAN KISS THE JOB AT SPIRO
AGNEW MIDDLE SCHOOL GOODBYE.Copy !req
313. MAYBE THE KIDS
HAVE A POINT.Copy !req
314. MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE THEM
WHAT THEY WANT.Copy !req
315. IT'S JUST A JUNGLE GYM.Copy !req
316. JUST A JUNGLE GYM?Copy !req
317. I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE
A TROUBLEMAKER, GROTKE.Copy !req
318. GIVE IN TO
THE JUNGLE GYM TODAY,Copy !req
319. AND THEY'LL WANT
BETTER FOOD TOMORROW.Copy !req
320. SOON THEY'LL DEMAND
A LONGER RECESSCopy !req
321. AND THEN MORE FREE
READING TIME.Copy !req
322. EVENTUALLY, ROCK AND ROLL WILL
TAKE OVER THE WORLD,
SOCIETY WILL CRUMBLE,Copy !req
323. AND WESTERN CIVILIZATION
AS WE KNOW ITCopy !req
324. WILL COME TO AN END!Copy !req
325. I SEE YOUR POINT,
MISS FINSTER,Copy !req
326. BUT WE CAN'T START
BY USING FORCE.Copy !req
327. WE FIRST NEED TO TAKE
A MIDDLE COURSE.Copy !req
328. I'LL TRY TO REASON WITH THEM,Copy !req
329. AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,
WE'LL EXECUTE PLAN "P."Copy !req
330. PLAN "P"?Copy !req
331. BUT, PRINCIPAL PRICKLY,Copy !req
332. DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'S A BIT EXTREME?Copy !req
333. EXTREME TIMES CALL FOR
EXTREME MEASURES, MISS GROTKE.Copy !req
334. EXCELLENT.Copy !req
335. FACULTY APPROACHING.Copy !req
336. HELLO, CHILDREN.
LOVELY DAY, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
337. IN FACT,
IT'S SUCH A LOVELY DAY,Copy !req
338. WHY WASTE IT ON THIS RICKETY
PIECE OF JUNK?Copy !req
339. IF YOU'D STEP DOWN
FOR A MOMENT,Copy !req
340. WE COULD EXCHANGE IT
FOR A BRAND-NEWCopy !req
341. HIGH-IMPACT PLASTIC ONE.Copy !req
342. IT HAS A REALISTIC
PLASTIC CAPTAIN'S WHEEL.Copy !req
343. NEVER. OLD RUSTY IS OURS,
AND WE'LL NEVER GIVE HIM UP.Copy !req
344. YEAH!Copy !req
345. PERHAPS IF I EXPLAIN THINGS,Copy !req
346. YOU'LL SEE THE LIGHT
OF REASON.Copy !req
347. OLD RUSTY
IS SCHOOL PROPERTY.Copy !req
348. AS THE KEEPER
OF SCHOOL PROPERTY,Copy !req
349. I FEEL A CERTAIN SENSE
OF OWNERSHIP OVER IT.Copy !req
350. IN THE NAME
OF THIRD STREET SCHOOL,Copy !req
351. IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY
TO SAY TO YOUCopy !req
352. GET OFF MY JUNGLE GYM!Copy !req
353. YOUR JUNGLE GYM?Copy !req
354. HOW CAN YOU OWN
A JUNGLE GYM?Copy !req
355. HOW CAN YOU OWN THE WAY
THE MONKEY BARS FEELCopy !req
356. IN A KID'S FINGERS
WHEN HE'S HANGING IN MIDAIR?Copy !req
357. HOW CAN YOU PUT A PRICECopy !req
358. ON THE COOL, CLEAN FEEL
OF METAL ON A GUY'S BUTTCopy !req
359. WHEN HE'S SLIDING
FULL-BLAST DOWN A SLIDE?Copy !req
360. IT'S LIKE MAGIC.Copy !req
361. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
PRINCIPAL PRICKLY.Copy !req
362. MAGIC IS NOT
SCHOOL PROPERTY.Copy !req
363. HECK, NO, WE WON'T GO!Copy !req
364. HECK, NO,
WE WON'T GO!Copy !req
365. OKAY, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
366. MISS FINSTER,
EXECUTE PLAN "P."Copy !req
367. THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M CALLING YOUR PARENTS.Copy !req
368. OUR PARENTS?Copy !req
369. HOW LOW CAN THEY GET?Copy !req
370. OH, HEARTLESS FIENDS!Copy !req
371. THIS BETTER BE GOOD,
FINSTER.Copy !req
372. I HAD TO CANCEL YOGA
TO COME DOWN HERE.Copy !req
373. LOOK WHAT YOUR ROTTEN
CHILDREN ARE UP TO.Copy !req
374. THEY'VE INSTIGATED A RIOT!Copy !req
375. ISN'T THAT THE SAME JUNGLE GYM
WE USED TO PLAY ON?Copy !req
376. THAT THING IS OLD.Copy !req
377. THAT'S WHY WE
HAVE TO TEAR IT DOWN.Copy !req
378. TEAR IT DOWN?Copy !req
379. YOU CAN'T TEAR
OLD RUSTY DOWN.Copy !req
380. THIS IS WHERE LAURA JAMESON
LAUGHED SO HARDCopy !req
381. SHE SWALLOWED
HER LOOSE TOOTH.Copy !req
382. WHERE RANDY FELL OFF
AND BROKE HIS ARM.Copy !req
383. YOU STILL GOT
THAT PLATE IN YOUR HEAD?Copy !req
384. SURE DO.Copy !req
385. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
386. YOUR KIDS ARE STANDING
IN THE WAY OF PROGRESS.Copy !req
387. AS PARENTS,
IT'S YOUR JOB TO STOP THEM.Copy !req
388. GET OVER THERE
AND DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.Copy !req
389. DON'T WORRY,
PRINCIPAL PRICKLY.Copy !req
390. WE KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT WE HAVE TO DO.Copy !req
391. BUT YOU PEOPLE
CAN'T DO THIS!Copy !req
392. ACTUALLY, SIR, THEY CAN.Copy !req
393. WHAT?Copy !req
394. THAT WOMAN IS MRS. HENNESSEY,
THE PRESIDENT OF THE PTA,Copy !req
395. AND THAT'S JACK RILEY,Copy !req
396. THE SUPERINTENDENT'S
BROTHER-IN-LAW.Copy !req
397. FINE. THEY WANT TO KEEP
THIS PILE OF RUST, LET THEM.Copy !req
398. KEEP IT, DO YOU HEAR ME?
GO AHEAD AND KEEP IT!Copy !req
399. UH, T.J., I'VE BEEN
DOING SOME FIGURING,Copy !req
400. AND ACCORDING
TO MY CALCULATIONS,Copy !req
401. WITH THIS MUCH
WEIGHT ON IT,Copy !req
402. THE STRUCTURAL LIMITS
OF OLD RUSTY...Copy !req
403. WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU.Copy !req
404. THERE ARE TOO MANY...Copy !req
405. LOOK OUT!
SHE'S GOING TO CAVE!Copy !req
406. AFTER ALL THAT,
AND NOW IT'S GONE.Copy !req
407. MAYBE YES, MAYBE NO.Copy !req
408. HEY, LOU,
DOESN'T THE MEGA 2000Copy !req
409. USE THE SAME 3/4-INCH
260 PIPE AS THIS?Copy !req
410. YEAH, AND IT'S GOT
ONE OF THESECopy !req
411. 4.5-FOOT
LUCAS SHAFTS, TOO.Copy !req
412. YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?Copy !req
413. FOLKS, LEAVE IT TO US.Copy !req
414. I CHRISTEN YOU
"NEW RUSTY."Copy !req
415. YOU KNOW, LOU,
I THINK WE DONE GOOD.Copy !req
416. MOCHA LATTE?Copy !req
417. MAN, I LOVE THIS THING.Copy !req