1. WHAA!Copy !req
2. AAH!Copy !req
3. URP!Copy !req
4. PARENTS' NIGHT...Copy !req
5. THE ONE NIGHT OF THE YEAR
WHEN ALL PARENTS,Copy !req
6. BE THEY MOTHERS,
FATHERS, BE THEY WHATEVER,Copy !req
7. COME TOGETHER AND SHARE IN OUR
POSITIVE LEARNING ENVIRONMENT.Copy !req
8. SO MAKE SURE YOU GIVE
YOUR PARENTAL FIGURESCopy !req
9. THESE RECYCLABLE HANDOUTS,Copy !req
10. OR THEY MIGHT MISS
OUR CLASSROOM FESTIVITIES,Copy !req
11. AND WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT
TO HAPPEN, NOW, WOULD WE?Copy !req
12. YEAH, THAT'D BE
A REAL TRAGEDY.Copy !req
13. OH, BOY, PARENTS' NIGHT.Copy !req
14. I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW MY DAD
HOW I ORGANIZE MY DESK...Copy !req
15. ALL THE PENCILS ON ONE SIDE
AND ALL THE PAPERS ON THE OTHER.Copy !req
16. HE'LL BE SO PROUD.Copy !req
17. I'M GOING TO SHOW MY PARENTS
THE CLASS TELESCOPECopy !req
18. AND THE CELESTIAL OBJECT
I DISCOVEREDCopy !req
19. AND NAMED FOR THEM...
COMET DORIS-PHIL.Copy !req
20. I'M GOING TO SHOW MY FOLKS
THE DEAD PIGCopy !req
21. IN MR. GERMAINE'S SCIENCE LAB.Copy !req
22. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW
YOUR MOM AND DAD, SPINELLI?Copy !req
23. MY FOLKS AREN'T COMING.Copy !req
24. BUT, SPINELLI,
IT'S PARENTS' NIGHT.Copy !req
25. THEY'VE GOT TO COME.Copy !req
26. THEY CAN'T, OKAY?
THEY'RE BUSY THURSDAY NIGHT.Copy !req
27. BUSY ON PARENTS' NIGHT?Copy !req
28. THEY'RE, UH, HAVING DINNER
AT THE WHITE HOUSE.Copy !req
29. YOU MEAN WHERE
THE PRESIDENT LIVES?Copy !req
30. BUT ISN'T THE PRESIDENT
IN THE MIDDLE EAST THIS WEEK?Copy !req
31. UH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE GOING...Copy !req
32. TO KEEP AN EYE ON THINGS.Copy !req
33. WHAT ABOUT
THE SECRET SERVICE?Copy !req
34. THE SECRET SERVICE?
THEY'RE, UH, UH...Copy !req
35. IT'S THEIR BOWLING NIGHT.Copy !req
36. THERE'S THE BELL.
GOT TO GO.Copy !req
37. WOW. SPINELLI'S PARENTS
AT THE WHITE HOUSE?Copy !req
38. THAT'S AMAZING.Copy !req
39. NO MORE AMAZING
THAN LAST YEAR,Copy !req
40. WHEN THEY WENT HEADHUNTING
IN THE AMAZON.Copy !req
41. OR HANG-GLIDING
OFF MOUNT EVEREST.Copy !req
42. IT'S KIND OF STRANGE
THAT SPINELLI'S PARENTSCopy !req
43. ARE ALWAYS BUSY
ON PARENTS' NIGHT.Copy !req
44. THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE'S MAKING
THE WHOLE THING UP.Copy !req
45. EVERY YEAR SINCE KINDERGARTEN,Copy !req
46. SPINELLI'S COME UP WITH
WEIRDER AND WEIRDER EXCUSES.Copy !req
47. SOMETIMES SHE CAN'T EVEN
KEEP HER STORIES STRAIGHT.Copy !req
48. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
49. SPINELLI'S MOM AND DAD
ARE GOING TO BECopy !req
50. THE FIRST PARENTS
ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE!Copy !req
51. WHY WOULD SPINELLI
LIE ABOUT HER PARENTS?Copy !req
52. DON'T ASK ME.
I NEVER MET 'EM.Copy !req
53. ME, NEITHER.Copy !req
54. YOU LIVE DOWN THE STREET
FROM SPINELLI.Copy !req
55. HOW COME YOU'VE NEVER MET
HER PARENTS?Copy !req
56. HER DAD'S CAR'S GONE
EVERY MORNING,Copy !req
57. AND SHE NEVER EVEN TALKS
ABOUT HER MOM.Copy !req
58. THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD
GOING ON HERE.Copy !req
59. AND WE GOT TO GET
TO THE BOTTOM OF IT.Copy !req
60. THE BEST WAY IS
THE SNEAKY WAY...Copy !req
61. A STAKEOUT.Copy !req
62. HEY, TEEJ,
DO YOU SEE ANYTHING YET?Copy !req
63. NEGATORY.
HOW ABOUT YOU, GRETCHEN?Copy !req
64. NOTHING BACK HERE. WAIT.
I THINK I SEE SOMETHING.Copy !req
65. T.J.: Who is it, Gretchen?Copy !req
66. I CAN'T TELL.
HOW ABOUT YOU, GUS?Copy !req
67. IT'S TOO DARK,
BUT WHOEVER IT IS,Copy !req
68. THEY'RE HEADING
FOR THE GARAGE.Copy !req
69. T.J.: Heads up, Mikey.Copy !req
70. AAH!Copy !req
71. HI, SPINELLI.Copy !req
72. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
73. UH, SITTING?Copy !req
74. GET OUT OF THERE.
GUS, OUT OF THAT TREE,Copy !req
75. AND, GRETCHEN,
GET OUT OF THAT BUSH!Copy !req
76. ALL YOU GUYS,
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, OKAY?Copy !req
77. LEAVE ME ALONE!Copy !req
78. WELL, SO MUCH
FOR THE SNEAKY APPROACH.Copy !req
79. FROM NOW ON,
WE GOT TO BE DIRECT.Copy !req
80. TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL,
WE'RE GOING IN.Copy !req
81. SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY,
WE'RE GOING IN.Copy !req
82. YOU THINK THIS IS
GOING TO WORK?Copy !req
83. ABSOLUTELY. IT'S FOOLPROOF.
DRINK IT DOWN, BIG GUY.Copy !req
84. PLEASE, NO MORE. I'LL BURST.Copy !req
85. SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.Copy !req
86. OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO SAY?Copy !req
87. I GOT TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM!Copy !req
88. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?Copy !req
89. I GOT TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM!Copy !req
90. SO YOU GOT TO
LET HIM IN.Copy !req
91. SORRY. CAN'T HELP YOU.Copy !req
92. COME ON, SPINELLI,
OPEN UP.Copy !req
93. WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
REALLY DOING HERE?Copy !req
94. WE WANT SOME ANSWERS.Copy !req
95. WHAT ARE THE QUESTIONS?Copy !req
96. CAN I GO
TO THE BATHROOM?Copy !req
97. NUMBER ONE, WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH YOUR FOLKS?Copy !req
98. COULD YOU PLEASE NOT SAY
"NUMBER ONE"?Copy !req
99. WHY DON'T THEY EVER COME
TO PARENTS' NIGHT?Copy !req
100. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.Copy !req
101. COME ON,
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.Copy !req
102. OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU,Copy !req
103. BUT YOU GOT TO PROMISE
NOT TO TELL ANYONE.Copy !req
104. MY OLD MAN IS A SECRET AGENT.
THE OLD LADY, TOO.Copy !req
105. THAT'S IT. WE'RE GOING IN.Copy !req
106. WAIT! WAIT! ALL RIGHT, I GIVE.
I'LL LET YOU MEET MY PARENTS.Copy !req
107. BUT NOT NOW!Copy !req
108. I'LL BRING 'EM
TO PARENTS' NIGHT.Copy !req
109. NO DEAL!Copy !req
110. HOLD ON.
THAT SEEMS FAIR.Copy !req
111. I CAN'T HOLD ON.Copy !req
112. SEE YOU ON PARENTS' NIGHT.Copy !req
113. MIKEY, THERE'S A GAS STATION
ABOUT FIVE BLOCKS FROM HERE.Copy !req
114. FIVE BLOCKS?Copy !req
115. SEE YOU GUYS LATER!Copy !req
116. ME AND MY BIG MOUTH.Copy !req
117. THIS IS THE DEAL
OF A LIFETIME.Copy !req
118. THIS THING'S GOT
GENUINE SWISS MOVEMENT.Copy !req
119. SCANDALOUS!Copy !req
120. SCANDALOUS!Copy !req
121. GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.Copy !req
122. YOUR SON AND/OR DAUGHTER
IS A GREAT ASSET TO OUR SCHOOL.Copy !req
123. GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.Copy !req
124. YOUR SON AND/OR DAUGHTER
IS A GREAT ASSET TO OUR SCHOOL.Copy !req
125. MOM, DAD,
THIS IS MISS GROTKE.Copy !req
126. WHEAT GRASS JUICE?
CAROB COOKIES?Copy !req
127. WHEAT GRASS? CAROB?Copy !req
128. CERATONIAS SILIQUA
PROCESSED INTO A SNACK FOOD.Copy !req
129. AH.Copy !req
130. YOU MADE THIS,
A WHOOPIE CUSHION?Copy !req
131. IT WAS
MY SCIENCE PROJECT.Copy !req
132. THAT'S MY BOY.Copy !req
133. HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
134. NOT A SPECK OF DUST.Copy !req
135. NICE JOB, SOLDIER.Copy !req
136. RAGE, RAGE AGAINST
THE DYING OF THE LIGHT.Copy !req
137. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
138. OH, THERE, THERE,
LITTLE FELLA.Copy !req
139. ANYBODY SEEN SPINELLI?Copy !req
140. NO SIGN OF HER YET.Copy !req
141. SHE CHICKENED OUT.Copy !req
142. GUYS, LOOK.Copy !req
143. HELLO. YOU MUST BE
THE SPINELLIS.Copy !req
144. THAT'S RIGHT, SUGAR.Copy !req
145. I'M YOUR DAUGHTER'S TEACHER,
MISS GROTKE.Copy !req
146. CARE FOR A COOKIE?Copy !req
147. THAT'S DISGUSTING.Copy !req
148. GIVE ME SOMETHING
TO KILL THE TASTE.Copy !req
149. ANYBODY GOT A BREW?Copy !req
150. I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.Copy !req
151. SPINELLI.Copy !req
152. MOM, DAD, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET MY FRIENDS.Copy !req
153. DAD, SHOW MY PALS
THAT THING YOU DO.Copy !req
154. YEAH, SURE.
CHECK IT OUT, DUDES.Copy !req
155. WOW.Copy !req
156. HE CAN POP A WHEELIE
ON HIS CHOPPER, TOO.Copy !req
157. I WASN'T ABLE TO FIND
ANY BREWS,Copy !req
158. BUT I DID TRACK DOWN
SOME ROOT BEER.Copy !req
159. WELL, IT'S BETTER
THAN NOTHING.Copy !req
160. WOW, YOUR MOM AND DAD
ARE GREAT.Copy !req
161. WHY WERE YOU HIDING THEM?Copy !req
162. I WASN'T SURE
WHAT YOU GUYS WOULD THINK.Copy !req
163. THEY'RE
THE COOLEST PARENTS HERE.Copy !req
164. I'M GLAD
YOU BROUGHT THEM, SPINELLI.Copy !req
165. GEE, THANKS, GUYS.Copy !req
166. KID, CAN WE TALK TO YOU
A MINUTE?Copy !req
167. IT'S BEEN REAL,
BUT WE GOT TO BLOW.Copy !req
168. BUT THE PARTY JUST STARTED.
WE HAD A DEAL.Copy !req
169. SORRY, SQUIRT. TIME'S UP.Copy !req
170. WE'LL TAKE OUR PAYMENT
AND SPLIT.Copy !req
171. HEY, KEEP IT DOWN,
WILL YOU?Copy !req
172. NO OFFENSE, SPINELLI,
BUT I'VE CHANGED MY MINDCopy !req
173. ABOUT YOU HAVING
COOL PARENTS.Copy !req
174. NOW WE KNOW WHY YOU
DIDN'T WANT TO BRING THEM.Copy !req
175. YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THOSE WEREN'T MY PARENTS.Copy !req
176. I MET THEM IN THE PARKING LOT
AT THE SPEEDY MARTCopy !req
177. AND PAID THEM TO SAY THEY WERE.Copy !req
178. BUT WHY, SPINELLI?Copy !req
179. BECAUSE MY REAL PARENTS,
THEY EMBARRASS ME, OKAY?Copy !req
180. SO?Copy !req
181. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SO?Copy !req
182. EVERYONE'S PARENTS
EMBARRASS THEM.Copy !req
183. IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT.Copy !req
184. PARENTS HAVE
A UNIQUE ABILITYCopy !req
185. TO BE A NEVER-ENDING SOURCE
OF HUMILIATION.Copy !req
186. MY PARENTS AREN'T LIKE YOURS.
THEY'RE WORSE.Copy !req
187. HOW BAD CAN THEY BE?Copy !req
188. SWEETHEART,
THERE YOU ARE!Copy !req
189. OH, NO.Copy !req
190. OH, POOKIE,
WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
191. I GOT LIPSTICK
ALL OVER YOUR FACE.Copy !req
192. LET ME CLEAN THAT OFF.Copy !req
193. NO, MOM, PLEASE!Copy !req
194. THERE MUST HAVE BEEN
SOME SORT OF MISTAKE.Copy !req
195. WE WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE KNOWN
ABOUT PARENTS' NIGHTCopy !req
196. IF YOUR MOM HADN'T FOUND
THIS NOTE.Copy !req
197. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.Copy !req
198. THESE MUST BE
YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS.Copy !req
199. LET'S SEE. YOU MUST BE
MICKEY AND VANCECopy !req
200. AND GRETEL AND RUSS,Copy !req
201. AND YOU MUST BE B.J.Copy !req
202. HE'S THE ONE OUR HONEY BUNNY
HAS THE CRUSH ON.Copy !req
203. WOULD YOU KIDS
LIKE TO SEE PICTURESCopy !req
204. OF MY LITTLE PRINCESS
WHEN SHE WAS JUST A BABY?Copy !req
205. JUST LOOK AT HER,
HER LITTLE FANNY IN THE AIR.Copy !req
206. WHY ME? WHY ME?Copy !req
207. HELLO. MAY I HELP YOU?Copy !req
208. YOU MUST BE MISS GRABKEY.
WE'RE THE SPINELLIS.Copy !req
209. BOB AND FLO.Copy !req
210. YOU'RE
MR. AND MRS. SPINELLI?Copy !req
211. YOU THOUGHT WE'D BE
BETTER-LOOKING,Copy !req
212. WHAT WITH OUR LITTLE
BEAUTY QUEEN HERE.Copy !req
213. WE'RE SO PROUD.Copy !req
214. SHE JUST STOPPED
WETTING THE BED.Copy !req
215. AAH!Copy !req
216. OH, HONEYBUNCH!Copy !req
217. PRINCESS, COME BACK!Copy !req
218. I GUESS WE FINALLY KNOW
WHY SHE WAS EMBARRASSED.Copy !req
219. MIND IF WE JOIN YOU?Copy !req
220. SURE. PULL UP A ROOF.Copy !req
221. WE TALKED TO YOUR FRIENDS.
THEY EXPLAINED TO USCopy !req
222. WHY YOU DIDN'T TELL US
ABOUT PARENTS' NIGHT.Copy !req
223. WE KNOW WE EMBARRASS YOU,Copy !req
224. BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
IMPORTANT WE WANT TO SAY.Copy !req
225. WE FORGIVE YOU.Copy !req
226. YOU FORGIVE ME?Copy !req
227. SOMEDAY YOU'RE
GOING TO FEEL BADCopy !req
228. ABOUT BEING
SO EMBARRASSED BY US.Copy !req
229. WE JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
WE UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL.Copy !req
230. HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY
UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL?Copy !req
231. WE WERE KIDS ONCE
OURSELVES.Copy !req
232. MY DAD USED TO
EMBARRASS ME SO MUCH,Copy !req
233. I'D LIE ABOUT HIM
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
234. BUT GRANDPA DAVE
WAS A NAVY S.E.A.L.Copy !req
235. DON'T REMIND ME.Copy !req
236. THE THING IS, HONEY,Copy !req
237. NO MATTER HOW MUCH
WE EMBARRASS YOU,Copy !req
238. NO MATTER HOW UNCOOL
YOU THINK WE ARE,Copy !req
239. WE'RE ALWAYS
GOING TO LOVE YOUCopy !req
240. BECAUSE YOU'RE OUR DAUGHTER,
AND WE'RE YOUR PARENTS.Copy !req
241. WELL, SEE YOU
BACK AT HOME, SWEETIE.Copy !req
242. WAIT.Copy !req
243. THERE'S STILL A HALF-HOUR LEFT
OF PARENTS' NIGHT.Copy !req
244. WELL, COME ON, THEN.Copy !req
245. WANT TO HEAR
SOMETHING FUNNY?Copy !req
246. A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO, I WAS
SO EMBARRASSED OF YOU GUYS,Copy !req
247. I TOLD MY FRIENDS
YOU WERE SECRET AGENTS.Copy !req
248. HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
249. SECRET AGENTS.
OH, YOU KIDDER.Copy !req
250. GO ON DOWN, YOU TWO.
I'LL CATCH UP.Copy !req
251. HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
252. 003, THIS IS AGENT 006.
RECEIVED YOUR SIGNAL. OVER.Copy !req
253. Roger, 006. We have
an international emergency.Copy !req
254. H.Q. wants you and 005
back here immediately.Copy !req
255. The fate of the world
is on your shoulders.Copy !req
256. THE FATE OF THE WORLD
WILL HAVE TO WAIT.Copy !req
257. IT'S PARENTS' NIGHT.Copy !req
258. But... but, 006!Copy !req
259. OH, BASKET, BASKET, BASKET.Copy !req
260. OH, BASKET, BASKET, BASKET.Copy !req
261. OH, BASKET...Copy !req
262. WILL YOU STOP THAT?Copy !req
263. I GOT TO DO
MY BASKET CHANT.Copy !req
264. IT'S HIS RITUAL.Copy !req
265. RITUAL, SCHMITUAL.
YOU THROW THE BALL.Copy !req
266. IT EITHER GOES IN,
OR IT DOESN'T.Copy !req
267. SHE'S DOING IT!Copy !req
268. WHO'S DOING WHAT?Copy !req
269. THE SWINGER GIRL...Copy !req
270. SHE'S GOING TO GO OVER
THE TOP OF THE SWING SET.Copy !req
271. SHE'S DOING IT
RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
272. OH, BOY!Copy !req
273. I'VE NEVER SEEN HER
SWING THIS HIGH BEFORE!Copy !req
274. MAYBE SHE'S REALLY
GOING TO DO IT THIS TIME.Copy !req
275. SHE IS. I CAN FEEL IT.Copy !req
276. SHE'S GOING TO SHATTER
THE RULES OF GRAVITY,Copy !req
277. BOLDLY GO WHERE NO KID
HAS GONE BEFORE.Copy !req
278. SHE'S TRIED GOING OVER THE TOP
A MILLION TIMES.Copy !req
279. THIS IS JUST GOING TO BE
MILLION AND ONE.Copy !req
280. SWING!
SWING! SWING! SWING!Copy !req
281. THIS IS IT!Copy !req
282. SHE...Copy !req
283. SHE...Copy !req
284. SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT.Copy !req
285. ONCE MORE OUR HOPES
HAVE BEEN DASHEDCopy !req
286. ON THE ROCKY SHORE
OF REALITY.Copy !req
287. CAN WE JUST GO HOME NOW?Copy !req
288. POOR SWINGER GIRL.
I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER.Copy !req
289. OH, COME ON,
WHAT DID YOU GUYS EXPECT?Copy !req
290. SHE DIDN'T DO IT
'CAUSE NOBODY CAN.Copy !req
291. LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.
HEY, WHERE'S MY BASKETBALL?Copy !req
292. OH, MAN, I MUST HAVE LEFT IT
BACK ON THE PLAYGROUND.Copy !req
293. YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.
I'LL CATCH UP.Copy !req
294. A KID GOING OVER THE TOP?
IT JUST WASN'T MEANT TO BE.Copy !req
295. GUYS! GUYS!Copy !req
296. GUYS, I SAW HER!
SHE DID IT!Copy !req
297. SWINGER GIRL WENT
OVER THE TOP!Copy !req
298. WHAT? BUT, SPINELLI,
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
299. WELL, SHE DID IT, OKAY?
COME ON!Copy !req
300. IT WAS AMAZING, YOU GUYS!
AMAZING!Copy !req
301. I WAS STOOPING DOWN
TO PICK UP MY BALLCopy !req
302. WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I SAW HER.Copy !req
303. SHE WAS RIGHT OVER...Copy !req
304. SHE WAS RIGHT HERE
A MINUTE AGO.Copy !req
305. WHERE IS SHE?Copy !req
306. I DON'T KNOW!Copy !req
307. UNLESS SHE REALLY DIDCopy !req
308. BREAK ON THROUGH
TO THE OTHER SIDE.Copy !req
309. YEAH, THAT'S IT!Copy !req
310. WHEN SHE WENT OVER,
SHE MUST HAVE DISAPPEAREDCopy !req
311. INTO ONE OF THOSE
OTHER DIMENSION THINGIES.Copy !req
312. SPINELLI, I THINK YOU'RE
GETTING CARRIED AWAY.Copy !req
313. THIS CAN ALL BE
EXPLAINED SCIENTIFICALLY.Copy !req
314. NO, YOU'RE WRONG.
SHE'S GONE, YOU GUYS, GONE,Copy !req
315. AND SHE'S NOT COMING BACK.Copy !req
316. T.J.: ANYBODY SEEN
SWINGER GIRL?Copy !req
317. THE KIDS SAID SHE NEVER
SHOWED UP FOR ROLL TODAY.Copy !req
318. THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOME LOGICAL EXPLANATION.Copy !req
319. PARDON ME.
EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
320. EVERYONE, PLEASE MOVE BACK
AND AWAY FROM THE SWING.Copy !req
321. I REPEAT,
BACK AND AWAY FROM THE SWING.Copy !req
322. THANK YOU.Copy !req
323. SPINELLI,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
324. HELLO, THEODORE.Copy !req
325. I'M PRESERVING
THIS SPECIAL AREACopy !req
326. SO IT WILL NEVER AGAIN
BE TRAMPLED UPONCopy !req
327. BY THE FEET
OF MY FELLOW KIDS.Copy !req
328. AFTER ALL, THIS IS
WHERE IT HAPPENED.Copy !req
329. THIS IS THE SWING
THAT CARRIEDCopy !req
330. MY SWINGER GIRL
OVER THE TOP.Copy !req
331. NO ONE MUST EVER PLAY
ON THIS SWING AGAIN.Copy !req
332. HEY, NEAT,
A FREE SWING!Copy !req
333. YOU LITTLE SNOT! DIDN'T YOU
HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID?Copy !req
334. WHY, I OUGHT TO...
BUT I WON'T.Copy !req
335. SHE WOULDN'T HAVE
WANTED ME TO.Copy !req
336. JUST DON'T GET ON THE SWING,
OKAY, KID?Copy !req
337. YES, MA'AM.Copy !req
338. THERE'S A GOOD FELLOW.Copy !req
339. SPINELLI, ARE YOU
FEELING ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
340. OF COURSE I AM, VINCENT.
WHY DO YOU ASK?Copy !req
341. NORMALLY YOU WOULD HAVE
JUST CLOBBERED THAT KID.Copy !req
342. CLOBBERED?
HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
343. OH, NO, MY FRIENDS,
THAT WAS THE OLD SPINELLI.Copy !req
344. THE NEW SPINELLI
CLOBBERS NO ONE.Copy !req
345. FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,
I SHALL LIVE MY LIFECopy !req
346. AS SWINGER GIRL LIVED HERS...
NEVER HURTING ANYONE,Copy !req
347. NEVER CAUSING TROUBLE.
FAREWELL, MY FRIENDS.Copy !req
348. I MUST TELL
THE ENTIRE PLAYGROUNDCopy !req
349. WHAT I HAVE SEEN.Copy !req
350. THIS IS REAL BAD.Copy !req
351. SHE'S COMPLETELY
DELUSIONAL.Copy !req
352. I KNOW SPINELLI
BETTER THAN ANYBODY.Copy !req
353. TRUST ME. BY TOMORROW MORNING,
SHE'LL BE BACK TO NORMAL.Copy !req
354. AND SO, MY FRIENDS,
ALWAYS TRY TO REMEMBERCopy !req
355. THE LESSONS THE GREAT
SWINGER GIRL TAUGHT US...Copy !req
356. NEVER SWING TOO HARD
UNTIL YOU'RE READY TO JUMP,Copy !req
357. NEVER LOOK DOWN
UNTIL YOU'RE ALL THE WAY BACK,Copy !req
358. AND ALWAYS, ALWAYS KEEP TRYING
TO GO OVER THE TOPCopy !req
359. BECAUSE, FRIENDS,
IF YOU DON'T TRY,Copy !req
360. YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT.Copy !req
361. POOR SPINELLI,
MAKING A FOOL OF HERSELFCopy !req
362. IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE
STUDENT BODY.Copy !req
363. YEAH, AND SHE'S NOT EVEN
MAKING ANY SENSE.Copy !req
364. IF SHE'S NOT MAKING ANY SENSE,
WHY ARE THOSE KIDS LISTENING?Copy !req
365. WHO'D BE NUTTY ENOUGH
TO TAKE HER SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
366. MIKEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THAT HAT?Copy !req
367. HELPING SPINELLI.
EVER SINCE SHE SAWCopy !req
368. SWINGER GIRL GO
OVER THE TOP,Copy !req
369. SHE'S BEEN MAKING
A LOT OF SENSE.Copy !req
370. HELLO, BROTHER MICHAEL.Copy !req
371. HAVE YOU BROUGHT
THE SPECIAL HEADGEAR?Copy !req
372. YES, O GREAT SPINELLI.
HERE THEY ARE.Copy !req
373. EXCELLENT. LET IT BE KNOWN
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,Copy !req
374. ANY KID WHO WANTS TO FOLLOW
SWINGER GIRL'S TEACHINGSCopy !req
375. GETS A FREE HAT!Copy !req
376. I'LL TAKE ONE.Copy !req
377. OVER HERE!Copy !req
378. YEAH!Copy !req
379. I CAN'T BELIEVE
SPINELLI AND MIKEYCopy !req
380. WON'T EAT LUNCH WITH US.Copy !req
381. SPINELLI HAS SPECIAL BUSINESS
TO ATTEND TO.Copy !req
382. T.J.: SPECIAL BUSINESS, HUH?Copy !req
383. I'M GOING TO FIND OUT
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT IT.Copy !req
384. IT IS SAID THAT
SWINGER GIRL NEVER WAITEDCopy !req
385. UNTIL DESSERT
TO EAT A COOKIECopy !req
386. AND NEVER FINISHED A MEAL
BEFORE DRINKING ALL HER MILK.Copy !req
387. SPINELLI,
CAN I TALK TO YOU?Copy !req
388. NOT NOW, THEODORE.Copy !req
389. BUT IT'S IMPORTANT.Copy !req
390. OH, SWEET,
GENTLE THEODORE,Copy !req
391. YOU ONLY THINK
IT'S IMPORTANT,Copy !req
392. BUT WHAT WE ARE DOING
HAS TRUE SIGNIFICANCE.Copy !req
393. WE ARE TRYING
TO RECONSTRUCTCopy !req
394. THE WAY SWINGER GIRL
ATE HER LUNCH.Copy !req
395. NOW FOR THE CARROT STICKS...Copy !req
396. OKAY,
SO MIKEY AND SPINELLICopy !req
397. DON'T WANT TO ASSOCIATE
WITH US.Copy !req
398. WE CAN GET A GAME
OF KICKBALL GOINGCopy !req
399. WITH OTHER KIDS.Copy !req
400. OH, YEAH?
WELL, CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
401. NO NEED TO PUSH.
EVERYONE WILL GET A TURN.Copy !req
402. I HEARD ABOUT A KID
WHO WANTED A NEW BIKE,Copy !req
403. MADE A WISH AT THE SWING,
AND GOT ONE.Copy !req
404. I HEARD ABOUT A KID
WHO COULD ONLY GET C's.Copy !req
405. HE TOUCHED THE SWING.
HE'S BEEN GETTING A's SINCE.Copy !req
406. I'M GOING TO WISH
FOR NEW SKATES.Copy !req
407. I'M GOING TO WISH
FOR A PUPPY.Copy !req
408. MOVE ALONG. MOVE ALONG.
KEEP IT GOING.Copy !req
409. SPINELLI,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
410. ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?
KIDS FROM THE PLAYGROUNDCopy !req
411. HAVE COME TO EXPERIENCE
THE SWING.Copy !req
412. MIKEY, THINK YOU COULD
GET ME CUTS?Copy !req
413. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
A PONY.Copy !req
414. SIXTH GRADERS!Copy !req
415. GREAT, KING BOB'S COMING.Copy !req
416. SPINELLI,
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.Copy !req
417. IF KING BOB HEARS YOU
TALKING LIKE THIS,Copy !req
418. WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'LL DO?Copy !req
419. WHICH OF YOU FOURTH GRADERS
IS SPINELLI?Copy !req
420. I AM.Copy !req
421. I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN
TELLING KIDS THAT SWINGER GIRLCopy !req
422. WENT OVER THE TOP
AND DISAPPEARED.Copy !req
423. NOW A BUNCH OF KIDS DON'T
WANT TO PLAY GAMES ANYMORE.Copy !req
424. THEY JUST STAND AROUND
WEARING FUNNY HATS.Copy !req
425. I GOT JUST
ONE THING TO SAY!Copy !req
426. I TAKE A SIZE 7.Copy !req
427. SWING, SWING, SWING...Copy !req
428. T.J.:
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.Copy !req
429. EVERY KID IS INTO THIS
SWINGER GIRL STUFF EXCEPT US.Copy !req
430. IT'S AS IF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL
HAS ABANDONED REASON.Copy !req
431. AT LEAST WE KNOW
THE TRUTH, RIGHT, VINCE?Copy !req
432. I'M THINKING.Copy !req
433. WHAT?Copy !req
434. MAYBE SWINGER GIRL REALLY
DID GO OVER THE TOP.Copy !req
435. MAYBE SHE DID SWING ON
THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE.Copy !req
436. NOT YOU, TOO!Copy !req
437. IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE
THAN THIS.Copy !req
438. HEY, GUYS,
SHE'S DOING IT!Copy !req
439. WHO'S DOING WHAT?Copy !req
440. SPINELLI'S GOING
OVER THE TOP,Copy !req
441. AND SHE'S DOING IT
RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
442. AND SO, MY FRIENDS,
AS I LEAVE YOU,Copy !req
443. REMEMBER TO LIVE
AS SWINGER GIRL LIVED.Copy !req
444. WHEN YOU WALK TO SCHOOL,Copy !req
445. ALWAYS TAKE TWO STEPS FORWARD
AND ONE STEP BACK.Copy !req
446. IT'LL TAKE YOU LONGER,Copy !req
447. BUT YOU'LL SEE MORE
OF THE WORLD.Copy !req
448. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?Copy !req
449. PREPARING TO FOLLOW
MY SWINGER GIRLCopy !req
450. INTO THE NEXT DIMENSION.Copy !req
451. YOU COULD
GET YOURSELF KILLED.Copy !req
452. HEY, IT'S A CHANCE
SHE'S GOT TO TAKE.Copy !req
453. GO AHEAD. SWING ON THROUGH
TO THE NEXT DIMENSION.Copy !req
454. WILL YOU GUYS QUIT THAT?
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, OKAY?Copy !req
455. OH, BUT IT DID.
I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES.Copy !req
456. THERE SHE WAS,
SWINGING HIGHER, HIGHER.Copy !req
457. FINALLY SHE REACHED
THE VERY TOP OF THE SWING SETCopy !req
458. AND DISAPPEARED
INTO A BLINDING LIGHT.Copy !req
459. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN
THE SUN IN YOUR EYES.Copy !req
460. OH, NO, GRETCHEN,
MY POOR SIMPLE GRETCHEN,Copy !req
461. IT WAS SWINGER GIRL BREAKING
THROUGH THE BARRIER.Copy !req
462. HOW DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
463. I KNOW BECAUSE I KNOW.Copy !req
464. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO KNOW
SOMETHING... BY YOUR SENSES,Copy !req
465. FROM WHAT YOU SEE,
HEAR, SMELL, AND FEEL.Copy !req
466. NOT SO. THERE IS
ANOTHER WAY TO KNOW...Copy !req
467. BY WHAT'S IN HERE.Copy !req
468. WHAT'S IN HERE TELLS ME
THAT SWINGER GIRLCopy !req
469. DID GO OVER THE TOP.Copy !req
470. SHE SWUNG ON THROUGH
TO THE OTHER SIDE.Copy !req
471. SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK!Copy !req
472. SEE YOU LATER, MOM.Copy !req
473. HI.Copy !req
474. SWINGER GIRL, IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
475. HEY THERE, SPINELLI.Copy !req
476. BUT I THOUGHT YOU WENT
OVER THE TOP AND DISAPPEARED.Copy !req
477. OVER THE TOP?
OH, YOU MEAN LAST WEEK.Copy !req
478. NO, ALMOST MADE IT,
BUT THEN MY MOM SHOWED UP.Copy !req
479. SO I JUMPED OFF
AND WENT HOME.Copy !req
480. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?Copy !req
481. ON VACATION.Copy !req
482. IT WAS THE ONLY TIME
MY DAD COULD GET OFF WORK.Copy !req
483. GOT THIS REAL NEAT PLASTIC
STATUE OF LIBERTY.Copy !req
484. BUT THAT MEANS
NONE OF IT WAS TRUE.Copy !req
485. HERE'S YOUR DUMB HAT,
SPINELLI.Copy !req
486. YEAH, THANKS
FOR NOTHING.Copy !req
487. BUT... BUT I WAS SURE.Copy !req
488. I WAS SO SURE!Copy !req
489. YOU OKAY, SPINELLI?Copy !req
490. YEAH. IT'S JUST... I GUESS
I WANTED TO BELIEVE SO BADCopy !req
491. THAT I GOT CARRIED AWAY.Copy !req
492. YOU GUYS MUST THINK
I'M A REAL IDIOT.Copy !req
493. ON THE CONTRARY,
WE'RE IMPRESSED.Copy !req
494. IMPRESSED? WHY?Copy !req
495. SOME OF WHAT YOU SAID
WAS KIND OF OUT THERE,Copy !req
496. BUT A LOT WAS REALLY COOL.Copy !req
497. LIKE NEVER HURTING
THE GUY NEXT TO YOU.Copy !req
498. AND NEVER GIVING UP
NO MATTER WHAT.Copy !req
499. THOSE ARE
REALLY GOOD IDEAS.Copy !req
500. WELL, MAYBE.Copy !req
501. LISTEN, IF YOU GUYS
DON'T MIND,Copy !req
502. I THINK I'D LIKE TO BE ALONE
FOR A WHILE, OKAY?Copy !req
503. SURE, SPINELLI.
WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.Copy !req
504. NEVER GIVE UP TRYING
TO GO OVER THE TOP?Copy !req
505. HMMPH! YEAH, RIGHT.Copy !req
506. HEY, SWINGER GIRL,
MIND IF I JOIN YOU?Copy !req
507. SURE. PULL UP A SWING.Copy !req