1. WHAA!Copy !req
2. OOH!Copy !req
3. AAAH!Copy !req
4. WHY ARE WE HERE?Copy !req
5. VAN BUREN'S BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
6. GREAT. THAT MEANS
WE HAVE TO LISTENCopy !req
7. TO OLD GOLDEN THROAT
HIMSELF.Copy !req
8. BRANDON.Copy !req
9. HE SWALLOWED A BEE!Copy !req
10. THIS IS A CATASTROPHE!Copy !req
11. WHAT ARE THE ODDS
OF A BEE STINGING BRANDONCopy !req
12. IN THE VOCAL CHORDS?Copy !req
13. HE WON'T BE ABLE
TO SING FOR MONTHS.Copy !req
14. THE PTA SPRING FLING
IS IN TWO WEEKS.Copy !req
15. I TOLD SUPERINTENDENT SKINNERCopy !req
16. HE'D HEAR THE MOST MAGNIFICENT
NATIONAL ANTHEM IN THE DISTRICT.Copy !req
17. RANDALL COULD FILL IN.Copy !req
18. OUR YORKSHIRE TERRIER
SINGS BETTER THAN RANDALL,Copy !req
19. AND WE PUT HER TO SLEEP
YEARS AGO.Copy !req
20. IT'S GOT TO BE SOME KID
WHO CAN SING LIKE BRANDON.Copy !req
21. BUT WHO? WHO?Copy !req
22. WHERE'S THAT COMING FROM?Copy !req
23. IT'S COMING FROM THERE!Copy !req
24. WHAT DID I DO?Copy !req
25. CANDY, SON?Copy !req
26. UH, THANK YOU, SIR.Copy !req
27. SON, YOU HAVE
A LOVELY SINGING VOICE.Copy !req
28. WE WERE HOPING YOU'D USE
THAT VOICE TO DO US A FAVOR.Copy !req
29. JUST SING A LITTLE SONG
AT THE SPRING FLING.Copy !req
30. NO, SEE,
I SOUND REALLY BAD.Copy !req
31. NONSENSE. YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL
VOICE, A MAGNIFICENT VOICE.Copy !req
32. NO, REALLY, I CAN'T SING.Copy !req
33. SURE, YOU CAN.
BELT IT OUT, SON.Copy !req
34. SING!Copy !req
35. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ENOUGH ALREADY.Copy !req
36. YOU THINK HE'S FAKING IT?Copy !req
37. NO ONE CAN FAKE
A VOICE THAT BAD.Copy !req
38. I KNOW HE CAN SING.Copy !req
39. WE HAVE TO DRAG IT
OUT OF HIM.Copy !req
40. I HEARD ABOUT
A MUSIC TEACHERCopy !req
41. AT SPIRO T. AGNEW
MIDDLE SCHOOL.Copy !req
42. WORD IS, SHE CAN GET
ANY KID TO SING.Copy !req
43. GREAT. GET HER.Copy !req
44. SO FINSTER MAKES A CALL.Copy !req
45. NOW THEY'RE SENDING OVER
THIS WACKO TEACHERCopy !req
46. WHO TORTURES KIDS
UNTIL THEY SING.Copy !req
47. IT'S HORRIBLE, YOU GUYS,
JUST HORRIBLE.Copy !req
48. YOU SING GREAT. I HEARD
YOU ONCE IN THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
49. SURE, IN THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
50. ANYBODY CAN SING
IN THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
51. BUT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE,
I'M ALMOST AS BAD AS SPINELLI.Copy !req
52. WATCH IT OR YOU'LL BE
HITTING A NEW OCTAVE.Copy !req
53. THEY'RE NOT GOING TO
MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME,Copy !req
54. NO MATTER WHO THIS
MUSIC TEACHER IS.Copy !req
55. THEY'RE NOT GOING TO
GET ME TO SING,Copy !req
56. NOT NO WAY, NOT NO HOW.Copy !req
57. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
58. WHICH ONE OF YOU KIDS
IS MIKEY?Copy !req
59. UH, I AM.Copy !req
60. NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M MISS SALAMONI.Copy !req
61. I'M GOING TO BE
YOUR MUSIC TEACHER.Copy !req
62. WE'LL HOLD HER OFF IF YOU
WANT TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT.Copy !req
63. SHALL WE GO TO
THE MUSIC ROOM?Copy !req
64. HE'S A TOUGH NUT
TO CRACK, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
65. MIKEY, I'M GOING TO PLAY.
YOU JUST SING ALONG.Copy !req
66. NO, I CAN'T SING.Copy !req
67. OH, MIKEY, ANYONE CAN SING.Copy !req
68. SINGING IS THE MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
69. IT'S LIKE BREATHING,
ONLY FOR THE SOUL.Copy !req
70. BREATHING FOR THE SOUL.
WOW.Copy !req
71. SIT DOWN AND LET'S
GIVE IT A TRY.Copy !req
72. DO YOU KNOW "TWINKLE,
TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR"?Copy !req
73. UM, OKAY, THAT WAS
VERY... ORIGINAL.Copy !req
74. NO, IT WAS HORRIBLE.
IT WAS ROTTEN.Copy !req
75. THE ONLY PLACE I SOUND
ANY GOOD IS IN THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
76. THE BATHROOM, HUH?Copy !req
77. I DON'T KNOW,
MRS. SALAMONI.Copy !req
78. I REALLY DON'T THINK
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.Copy !req
79. TRUST ME, MIKEY.
NOW READY?Copy !req
80. I TOLD YOU I WAS BAD.Copy !req
81. NO, NOT AT ALL.Copy !req
82. IN FACT, LET'S TRY SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE CHALLENGING.Copy !req
83. IT'S LIKE BREATHING
FOR THE SOUL.Copy !req
84. I THOUGHT WE'D TRY SOMETHING
DIFFERENT TODAY, MIKEY.Copy !req
85. SINGING WITH THIS BLINDFOLDCopy !req
86. WILL HELP YOU VISUALIZE
THE CHORDS.Copy !req
87. OKAY, MISS SALAMONI.Copy !req
88. WONDERFUL, MIKEY.
NOW TAKE OFF YOUR BLINDFOLD.Copy !req
89. HEY, I SANG WITHOUT
THE BATHROOM STUFF!Copy !req
90. THAT'S RIGHT, MIKEY!
YOU DID IT ALL ON YOUR OWN!Copy !req
91. OH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!Copy !req
92. SIGN THIS
FOR ME, MIKEY!Copy !req
93. Boy #2: COME ON!Copy !req
94. ME, ME, ME, ME!Copy !req
95. GEE, MIKEY, YOU'RE
QUITE THE CELEBRITY.Copy !req
96. YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT
I WAS GOOD AT ANYTHING.Copy !req
97. BUT NOW, THANKS
TO MISS SALAMONI,Copy !req
98. I REALIZE
I DO HAVE A TALENT.Copy !req
99. SHE MUST BE
ONE GREAT TEACHER.Copy !req
100. SHE IS, YOU GUYS.Copy !req
101. SHE'S KIND AND BEAUTIFUL
AND SMART, AND I LOVE HER.Copy !req
102. PERHAPS WE WERE
MISTAKEN, MIKEY.Copy !req
103. WE THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU LOVED MISS SALAMONI.Copy !req
104. I DO,
AND SHE LOVES ME, TOO.Copy !req
105. COME ON, YOU'RE ONLY 9.Copy !req
106. AND SHE'S OLD, REALLY OLD.
SHE'S GOT TO BE AT LEAST 24.Copy !req
107. YOU GUYS
JUST DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
108. I LOVE MISS SALAMONI
AND SHE LOVES ME,Copy !req
109. AND I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU.Copy !req
110. OH, ANTONIO,
OF COURSE I WILL.Copy !req
111. MIKEY, THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
112. ANTONIO, THIS IS THE BOY
I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.Copy !req
113. MIKEY, THIS IS ANTONIO,
MY BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
114. UH, FIANCé.Copy !req
115. I MEAN, FIANCé.Copy !req
116. ANTONIO JUST RETURNED
FROM COSTA RICA.Copy !req
117. HE SINGS OPERA FOR
ROYAL HUNGARIAN CRUISE LINES.Copy !req
118. WE'RE GOING TO
BE MARRIED.Copy !req
119. MIKEY!Copy !req
120. WAS IT
SOMETHING I SANG?Copy !req
121. ANYBODY HEARD
FROM MIKEY?Copy !req
122. HIS MOTHER SAID
HE WENT TO SCHOOL,Copy !req
123. BUT NOBODY'S SEEN HIM.Copy !req
124. HE'LL SHOW UP.
THIS IS HIS BIG DAY.Copy !req
125. I DON'T KNOW.
HE SEEMED PRETTY UPSET.Copy !req
126. WHERE IS THAT TWO-TIMING,
DOUBLE-CROSSING LITTLE KID?Copy !req
127. WE'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
128. SUPERINTENDENT SKINNER'S
GOING TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE.Copy !req
129. WHERE IS THAT KID?Copy !req
130. MIKEY.Copy !req
131. AAH! A GIRL!Copy !req
132. MIKEY, IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
133. GO AWAY.Copy !req
134. WE'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.Copy !req
135. EVEN YOU?Copy !req
136. OF COURSE.Copy !req
137. MIKEY, DON'T YOU
WANT TO SING?Copy !req
138. WHY? SO PRINCIPAL PRICKLY
CAN KEEP HIS JOB?Copy !req
139. MIKEY, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
140. HE'S THE ONLY REASON
YOU'RE HERE.Copy !req
141. I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME.Copy !req
142. I DO LIKE YOU.Copy !req
143. WHAT ABOUT ANTONIO?Copy !req
144. OH, YOU THOUGHT...Copy !req
145. MIKEY, YOU'RE SO SWEET.Copy !req
146. NOT SWEET ENOUGH,
I GUESS.Copy !req
147. MIKEY, I'VE TAUGHT A LOT
OF KIDS OVER THE YEARS...Copy !req
148. SOME GOOD,
SOME NOT SO GOOD...Copy !req
149. OF ALL OF THEM, YOU WILL
ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE.Copy !req
150. REALLY?Copy !req
151. OF COURSE.
YOU'RE A WONDERFUL PERSON.Copy !req
152. YOU'RE POETIC AND KIND
AND SENSITIVE.Copy !req
153. BUT YOU'RE 9 YEARS OLD,
MIKEY, AND I'M...Copy !req
154. WELL, I'M NOT.Copy !req
155. WE COULD WORK IT OUT.Copy !req
156. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
BELIEVE THIS,Copy !req
157. BUT SOMEDAY YOU'RE GOING TO
MEET SOMEONE YOUR OWN AGE,Copy !req
158. AND SHE'S GOING TO BECopy !req
159. THE LUCKIEST GIRL
IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
160. WELL, I'M STILL
NOT GOING TO SING.Copy !req
161. YOU DON'T HAVE TO, MIKEY,
BUT I WISH YOU WOULD...Copy !req
162. NOT FOR PRINCIPAL PRICKLY,
NOT FOR ME, BUT FOR YOURSELF.Copy !req
163. DID YOU FIND HIM?Copy !req
164. YES.Copy !req
165. WHERE IS HE?Copy !req
166. I'M NOT GOING TO
TELL YOU.Copy !req
167. THIS IS SOMETHING MIKEY
HAS TO FIGURE OUT ON HIS OWN.Copy !req
168. YOU'RE ALL AGAINST ME!Copy !req
169. PRINCIPAL PRICKLY,
THE SUPERINTENDENT'S HERE!Copy !req
170. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?Copy !req
171. WE'LL HAVE TO START
WITHOUT THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.Copy !req
172. NO NATIONAL ANTHEM?
HE'S GOING TO BE FURIOUS.Copy !req
173. THAT'S OKAY, PRICKLY.Copy !req
174. YOU CAN DO IT.
YOU'RE A BIG MAN.Copy !req
175. JUST GO OUT THERE
AND EXPLAIN THAT...Copy !req
176. NO, DON'T MAKE ME DO IT.
PLEASE! PLEASE!Copy !req
177. SORRY, I'M LATE.Copy !req
178. IT'S YOU! BLESS YOUR
SIMPLE, CHILDISH HEART.Copy !req
179. GET OUT THERE
AND SING, BOY. SING!Copy !req
180. YES, SIR.Copy !req
181. LOOK, IT'S MIKEY!Copy !req
182. I TOLD YOU
HE'D MAKE IT.Copy !req
183. I'D LIKE TO SING THIS,
MISS SALAMONI.Copy !req
184. OKAY, MIKEY.Copy !req
185. I'M SUPPOSED TO SING
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM,Copy !req
186. BUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT'S
HAPPENED, AND, WELL,Copy !req
187. I THINK THE NATION
WILL FORGIVE ME.Copy !req
188. WHAT?Copy !req
189. INSTEAD I'D LIKE
TO SING A SONGCopy !req
190. I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN
BUT NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOODCopy !req
191. UNTIL NOW.Copy !req
192. YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!Copy !req
193. BRAVO! BRAVO!Copy !req
194. YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!Copy !req
195. FARE THEE WELL,
SALAMONI.Copy !req
196. I'LL NOT FORGET THEE.Copy !req
197. SO LONG, MIKEY.
SEE YOU IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.Copy !req
198. THE FACT IS,
PRINCIPAL PRICKLY,Copy !req
199. CHILDREN ARE NOT LIKE
YOU OR ME.Copy !req
200. THEY NEED GUIDANCE,
MOTIVATION, DIRECTION,Copy !req
201. AND WE GIVE IT TO THEM.Copy !req
202. HEY, YOU EVER SEE THESE
WINDUP SKULLS? THEY'RE NEAT.Copy !req
203. YOU SEE, I'M AN EXPERT
IN CHILD PSYCHOLOGY.Copy !req
204. I'VE GOT THREE DEGREES FROM
VARIOUS IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS.Copy !req
205. I'VE WRITTEN
HALF A DOZEN BOOKS,Copy !req
206. TWO OF WHICH
WERE NEARLY PUBLISHED,Copy !req
207. BUT I'VE NEVER INTERACTED
WITH MY SUBJECTS UNTIL NOW.Copy !req
208. CAN I HAVE
MY SKULL TOY BACK?Copy !req
209. I'M GOING TO GET
A COUPLE OF GRAD STUDENTS,Copy !req
210. SNEAK ONTO THE PLAYGROUND,Copy !req
211. AND VIDEOTAPE MY SUBJECTS
IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT,Copy !req
212. JUST LIKE JANE GOODALL.Copy !req
213. IT'S NICE MEETING YOU,
BUT I'VE GOT AN APPOINTMENT.Copy !req
214. THOSE BIKINI WAXERS DON'T
LIKE TO BE KEPT WAITING.Copy !req
215. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
216. I'VE GOT SPONSORSHIP
FROM THE UNIVERSITY,Copy !req
217. THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION,
THE SCHOOL DISTRICT...Copy !req
218. THE SCHOOL DISTRICT?Copy !req
219. THE SUPERINTENDENT
KNOWS ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
220. HE THINKS IT'S GENIUS,
AND THAT'S NOT ALL.Copy !req
221. THE PRINCIPAL OF THE SUBJECT
SCHOOL WILL BE FEATUREDCopy !req
222. IN AN INTERVIEW,
HIS KERNELS OF WISDOMCopy !req
223. HIGHLIGHTING
MY VIDEO PRESENTATION.Copy !req
224. SUPERINTENDENT SKINNER WILL SEE
THE KERNELS OF MY WISDOM?Copy !req
225. ABSOLUTELY. WHEN I'M DONE,
WE'LL HAVE A SCREENING.Copy !req
226. THE SUPERINTENDENT
WILL BE THERE,Copy !req
227. MY DEPARTMENT CHAIR
WILL BE THERE,Copy !req
228. AND YOU WILL BE THE STAR,
PRINCIPAL PRICKLY.Copy !req
229. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?Copy !req
230. WHAT DO I SAY?
WHEN CAN YOU START?Copy !req
231. I'M OPEN.
FEED ME THE BISCUIT.Copy !req
232. FEED ME THE...
HEY, WHO'S THAT?Copy !req
233. OKAY, NOW, REMEMBER,
IF ANY OF THE SUBJECTSCopy !req
234. REALIZE WHAT WE'RE DOING,Copy !req
235. THE INTEGRITY OF THE PROJECT
GOES RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW.Copy !req
236. OH! HELLO, YOUNGSTERS.
DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO US.Copy !req
237. JUST GO ON WITH YOUR
SOCIAL INTERACTIONS.Copy !req
238. GO ON, PARTICIPATE,
PARTICIPATE.Copy !req
239. OH, MAN.Copy !req
240. OKAY, TAPING... PHASE ONE.Copy !req
241. I WILL ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE
WITH THE SUBJECTS.Copy !req
242. WHAT'S UP, HOMEYS?Copy !req
243. MIND IF I HANG
WITH YOUR POSSE?Copy !req
244. HEY, THOSE ARE SOME
RAD SHOES YOU GOT THERE.Copy !req
245. THEY'RE JUST TENNIES.Copy !req
246. MENTAL NOTE...Copy !req
247. LOOK UP "TENNIES."Copy !req
248. OH, MAN.
GET A LOAD OF THIS.Copy !req
249. THANKS TO MY CAMOUFLAGE,Copy !req
250. I HAVE BECOME AN INTEGRAL PART
OF THEIR ENVIRONMENT.Copy !req
251. WITH THEIR SIMPLE MINDS,Copy !req
252. THE CHILDREN WILL
NEVER EVEN NOTICE MY PRESENCE.Copy !req
253. HI, LADY.Copy !req
254. Boy #2: EXCUSE ME, LADY.
NICE HAT.Copy !req
255. MENTAL NOTE...
MORE CAMOUFLAGE.Copy !req
256. FREE BALL!Copy !req
257. AAH!Copy !req
258. MENTAL NOTE...
LESS CAMOUFLAGE.Copy !req
259. WHAT THE...Copy !req
260. "DEAR DR. QUILTY,Copy !req
261. "TOO MUCH WORK
FOR NO CASH MONEY.Copy !req
262. "CALL US IF YOU DECIDE
TO PAY.Copy !req
263. P.S., HOPE THIS WON'T
AFFECT OUR GRADE."Copy !req
264. LOUSY, ROTTEN GRAD STUDENTS!
WHO NEEDS THEM ANYWAY?Copy !req
265. I CAN HANDLE THIS MYSELF!
I AM A PhD!Copy !req
266. HEY, LADY, YOU OKAY?Copy !req
267. OKAY? DO I LOOK OKAY?Copy !req
268. I'M A LOSER, A FAILURE.Copy !req
269. ALL THESE YEARS
OF STUDYING CHILDRENCopy !req
270. AND READING ABOUT CHILDREN
AND WRITING ABOUT CHILDREN.Copy !req
271. I DON'T EVEN LIKE CHILDREN...
NO OFFENSE.Copy !req
272. NONE TAKEN.Copy !req
273. I THOUGHT MAYBE
IF I MADE THIS VIDEO,Copy !req
274. I'D FINALLY GET
SOME RECOGNITION,Copy !req
275. BUT NOTHING'S WORKED OUT
THE WAY I PLANNED.Copy !req
276. NOTHING!Copy !req
277. IF YOU WANTED TO VIDEOTAPE US
THAT BAD, WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK?Copy !req
278. ASK YOU?Copy !req
279. LISTEN, LADY,
WE'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.Copy !req
280. YOU PROMISE TO GET OFF
OUR PLAYGROUND,Copy !req
281. AND WE'LL HELP YOU
MAKE YOUR VIDEO.Copy !req
282. YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME?Copy !req
283. WELL, GEE, I HAD NO IDEACopy !req
284. YOU CHILDREN COULD
BE SO REASONABLE.Copy !req
285. AAH!Copy !req
286. HA HA HA.Copy !req
287. AAH!Copy !req
288. CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!Copy !req
289. I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE.Copy !req
290. IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU CHILDREN,
I'D BE GLUING GRASS TO MY BACK.Copy !req
291. ACTUALLY,
IT WAS RATHER ENJOYABLE.Copy !req
292. I'M SURE THE FINAL RESULT
WILL ENSURE THATCopy !req
293. IMPORTANT CHANGES
GET MADE AROUND HERE.Copy !req
294. WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE
THIS FINAL RESULT?Copy !req
295. WELL, SINCE YOU CHILDREN
HELPED ME SO MUCH,Copy !req
296. WHY DON'T WE SET UP
A SCREENING?Copy !req
297. SAY, SOMETIME AROUND...
NOVEMBER?Copy !req
298. NOVEMBER?Copy !req
299. OF NEXT YEAR.Copy !req
300. BUT THAT'S SO LONG
FROM NOW.Copy !req
301. YES, WELL,
THESE THINGS TAKE TIME.Copy !req
302. ANYWAY, I HAVE
A MEETING TOMORROW,Copy !req
303. SO I WON'T SEE YOU
UNTIL MONDAY.Copy !req
304. AGAIN, THANKS. IT'S BEEN
A MOST INTERESTING EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
305. CIAO, BAMBINI.Copy !req
306. NOVEMBER?Copy !req
307. OF NEXT YEAR?Copy !req
308. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
309. SHE SAID SHE HAD
TO SHOW IT MONDAY, RIGHT?Copy !req
310. WELL, YEAH.Copy !req
311. THEN SHE HAS TO HAVE SOME
OF IT DONE BY NOW, RIGHT?Copy !req
312. ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO
IS GET IN THERE.Copy !req
313. MOVE ASIDE.
I'VE GOT AN IDEA...Copy !req
314. LITTLE TRICK
MY COUSIN GORDY SHOWED ME.Copy !req
315. IT'S GOT TO BE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.Copy !req
316. WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
317. THIS IS SO EXCITING!Copy !req
318. Dr.
THIS IS RECESS.Copy !req
319. THE AVERAGE STUDENT
SPENDS NEARLY 8,000 MINUTES,Copy !req
320. MORE THAN 150 HOURS,Copy !req
321. NEARLY THREE WORK WEEKS
OF EVERY SCHOOL YEARCopy !req
322. ON THE PLAYGROUND,Copy !req
323. BUT DO ANY OF US KNOWCopy !req
324. WHAT OUR CHILDREN
ARE REALLY DOING?Copy !req
325. AFTER YEARS
OF PAINSTAKING RESEARCH,Copy !req
326. I HAVE DISCOVERED THE TRUTH.Copy !req
327. RECESS... IT'S A PLACECopy !req
328. WHERE DANGEROUS ANTICS
RULE THE DAY,Copy !req
329. WHERE CHILDREN ARE TAUGHT
TO STEAL BASES AND BALLS,Copy !req
330. WHERE THE SMARTEST,
MOST INTELLIGENT CHILDCopy !req
331. IS CHASED LIKE A WILD ANIMAL.Copy !req
332. RESPECTED EXPERT
PRINCIPAL PETER PRICKLYCopy !req
333. HAS THIS TO SAY...Copy !req
334. RECESS?
IT'S A WASTE OF TIME.Copy !req
335. KIDS TODAY SHOULD BE SPENDING
MORE TIME IN THE CLASSROOMCopy !req
336. LEARNING TO COMPETE
IN A GLOBAL ECONOMYCopy !req
337. AND LESS TIME ON THE PLAYGROUND
ACTING LIKE... LIKE CHILDREN.Copy !req
338. Dr. PERHAPS
THIS GREAT MAN IS RIGHT.Copy !req
339. TODAY'S SOCIETY STANDS
AT A CROSSROADS.Copy !req
340. DO TODAY'S KIDS
HAVE TIME FOR RECESS,Copy !req
341. OR SHOULD WE GET RID
OF THIS ARCHAIC INSTITUTION?Copy !req
342. YOU BE THE JUDGE.Copy !req
343. I FEEL SO BETRAYED.Copy !req
344. MAN, IF THOSE BIGWIGS
DOWNTOWN SEE THIS,Copy !req
345. THEY'LL CANCEL
RECESS FOREVER.Copy !req
346. WE'VE GO TO DO SOMETHING.Copy !req
347. YEAH, BUT WHAT?Copy !req
348. WE'VE GOT TO FIX
THIS THING.Copy !req
349. T.J., WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
350. WHO KNOWS RECESS
BETTER THAN WE DO?Copy !req
351. A LITTLE EDITING,
SOME NEW FOOTAGE.Copy !req
352. YEAH. THEN WE'LL
JUST SWITCHCopy !req
353. THE OLD MOVIE
WITH THE NEW ONE,Copy !req
354. AND NOBODY WILL BE
THE WISER.Copy !req
355. I HAVE TWO ISSUES...Copy !req
356. ONE, IS IT NOT WRONG TO TAMPER
WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S WORK,Copy !req
357. AND, TWO, SHOULD WE UP IT
TO VHS OR 3/4 INCH?Copy !req
358. OLD VIDEO OUT...Copy !req
359. NEW VIDEO IN.Copy !req
360. AH HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
361. I THINK I MAY HAVE
SWALLOWED MY RETAINER.Copy !req
362. T.J: WE DID IT!Copy !req
363. IT'S CLOSER TO THE TRUTH
THAN WHAT QUILTY CAME UP WITH.Copy !req
364. WE BETTER GET OUT...Copy !req
365. SOMEBODY'S COMING.Copy !req
366. QUICK... HIDE!Copy !req
367. RIGHT THIS WAY,
SUPERINTENDENT SKINNER, SIR.Copy !req
368. OKAY, PRICKLY,
THAT'S ENOUGH.Copy !req
369. I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO SEE
WHERE WE SET UP DR. QUILTY.Copy !req
370. THE JANITOR'S ROOM? THAT WAS
GENEROUS OF YOU, PRICKLY.Copy !req
371. OH, THANK YOU, SIR.
I THINK.Copy !req
372. GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN.Copy !req
373. PRINCIPAL PRICKLY,
SUPERINTENDENT SKINNER,Copy !req
374. THIS IS THE HEAD
OF MY DEPARTMENT, DOCTOR...Copy !req
375. FITZENBERG.Copy !req
376. HELLO, FRED.Copy !req
377. DORIS, IT'S BEEN
A LONG TIME.Copy !req
378. WELL
PERHAPS WE SHOULD BEGIN.Copy !req
379. YES, WHY DON'T WE
ALL SIT DOWN?Copy !req
380. I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU
HOW WELL I'VE DONE.Copy !req
381. I THINK I'M
ON THE VERGE OF...Copy !req
382. JUST SHOW US
THE TAPE, QUILTY.Copy !req
383. YES, MA'AM, RIGHT AWAY.Copy !req
384. Dr.
THIS IS RECESS.Copy !req
385. THE AVERAGE STUDENT SPENDS
NEARLY 8,000 MINUTES,Copy !req
386. MORE THAN 150 HOURS,Copy !req
387. NEARLY THREE WORK WEEKS
OF EVERY SCHOOL YEARCopy !req
388. ON THE PLAYGROUND,Copy !req
389. BUT DO ANY OF US KNOWCopy !req
390. WHAT OUR CHILDREN
ARE REALLY DOING?Copy !req
391. AFTER YEARS
OF PAINSTAKING RESEARCH,Copy !req
392. I HAVE DISCOVERED THE TRUTH.Copy !req
393. RECESS... IT'S A PLACE
WHERE DANGEROUS ANTICSCopy !req
394. RULE THE DAY.Copy !req
395. WHAT THE... HEY!
THIS ISN'T MY...Copy !req
396. WHERE CHILDREN ARE TAUGHT
TO STEAL BASES AND BALLS.Copy !req
397. HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
398. WHERE THE SMARTEST,
MOST INTELLIGENT CHILDCopy !req
399. IS CHASED LIKE A WILD ANIMAL.Copy !req
400. AAH!Copy !req
401. RESPECTED EXPERT
PRINCIPAL PETER PRICKLYCopy !req
402. HAS THIS TO SAY...Copy !req
403. OOH, HERE COMES MY PART.Copy !req
404. T.J.: BUT WHAT DO
THE REAL EXPERTS SAY?Copy !req
405. RECESS IS A PLACE
WHERE YOU CAN SWING SO HIGH,Copy !req
406. YOU CAN SEE OVER THE TOPS
OF HOUSES.Copy !req
407. WHERE YOU CAN SLIDE SO FAST,Copy !req
408. YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK
AFTERWARDS.Copy !req
409. A PLACE WHERE HANGING
WITH YOUR FRIENDSCopy !req
410. REALLY MEANS HANGING
WITH YOUR FRIENDS.Copy !req
411. THE AVERAGE KID SPENDS
1,150 HOURS IN SCHOOLCopy !req
412. EVERY YEAR,Copy !req
413. MORE THAN 180 HOURS
DOING HOMEWORK,Copy !req
414. 156 HOURS DOING CHORES,Copy !req
415. AND ONLY 40 MINUTES A DAY
ON THE PLAYGROUND.Copy !req
416. WE WANT TO BECOME GOOD ADULTS,Copy !req
417. BUT WE'RE ONLY KIDS
FOR A LITTLE WHILE,Copy !req
418. SO GIVE US A BREAK... PLEASE?Copy !req
419. Dr. TODAY, SOCIETY
STANDS AT A CROSSROADS.Copy !req
420. DO TODAY'S KIDS
HAVE TIME FOR RECESS?Copy !req
421. YOU BE THE JUDGE.Copy !req
422. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO DO TO ME?Copy !req
423. I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
IT'S SOME SORT OF MISTAKE.Copy !req
424. IN ALL MY YEARS
AS AN EDUCATOR,Copy !req
425. I HAVE NEVER, EVER SEEN
SUCH A SPECTACLE. IT'S...Copy !req
426. YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SAY IT.Copy !req
427. BRILLIANT!Copy !req
428. YOU HEARD HER. IT WAS BRILLIANT,
ESPECIALLY YOUR PART, PRICKLY.Copy !req
429. MOST SENSE YOU'VE MADE
IN YEARS.Copy !req
430. WHERE DID YOU GET THE IDEA
OF GIVING CAMERAS TO CHILDREN?Copy !req
431. ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT YOU WERE
A POMPOUS IDIOT, QUILTY,Copy !req
432. BUT NOW THAT I SEE THIS,
LET ME JUST SAY THATCopy !req
433. YOU'RE GOING TO BE STUDYING
CHILDREN FOR A LONG TIME,Copy !req
434. A VERY LONG TIME.Copy !req
435. OH, BUT I DIDN'T...Copy !req
436. LET'S TAKE MY NEW HEAD
OF CHILDREN'S RESEARCHCopy !req
437. OUT TO LUNCH.Copy !req
438. I'D BE DELIGHTED.Copy !req
439. I'M LOOKING FOR
A NEW MIDDLE-SCHOOL PRINCIPAL.Copy !req
440. ANY IDEAS?Copy !req
441. SIR, I HAVE AN IDEA, SIR.Copy !req
442. SHUT UP, PRICKLY.Copy !req
443. WELL, WE DID IT.Copy !req
444. WE BEAT THE EXPERTS.Copy !req
445. THEY WON'T BE
COMING AROUND HERE ANYMORE.Copy !req
446. WELL, ALL EXCEPT ONE.Copy !req
447. COME ON. YEAH,
JUST TAKE THE CAMERACopy !req
448. AND HOLD IT LIKE THIS,
SEE?Copy !req
449. NO, JUST TAKE IT
LIKE THIS AND...Copy !req
450. OW! QUIT THAT!Copy !req
451. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
452. NO, COME ON.
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!Copy !req
453. WHY ME? WHY ME?Copy !req