Recess 1x22

Directed by Chuck Sheetz

Allyce Beasley as Miss Alordayne Grotkey (voice) • Dabney Coleman as Principal Peter Prickly (voice) • Rachel Crane as Ashley 'Ashley Q' Quinlan (voice) • Francesca Marie Smith as Ashley 'Ashley B' Boulet (voice) • Anndi McAfee as Ashley 'Ashley A' Armbruster (voice)

At first only Mikey wants to participate in the Thanksgiving can drive competition against the unbeatable Ashleys. But then the other kids join in to beat the Ashleys.

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1. WHAA!

2. AAH!

3. URP.

4. 10:00 ALREADY? OKAY, TIME FOR RECESS.

5. WHERE DO YOU KIDS THINK YOU'RE GOING?

6. RECESS, MISS FINSTER.

7. RECESS? OH, HOW SAD.

8. HOW SWEETLY, HEARTBREAKINGLY NAIVE.

9. RECESS HAS BEEN CANCELED.

10. CANCELED? WHY?

11. RAIN.

12. THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

13. OH, MAN, INDOOR RECESS... THE WORST.

14. HAVING RECESS INSIDE ISN'T SO BAD.

15. IT OFFERS THE CHANCE TO GET AHEAD ON HOMEWORK,

16. PLAN THE NEXT DAY'S READING LIST,

17. PERHAPS EVALUATE AN EXPERIMENT OR TWO.

18. YOU'RE A WILD ONE, GRUNDLER.

19. OKAY, LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE HOOLIGANS.

20. WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE INDOORS FOR THE DURATION OF THIS STORM,

21. SO YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT.

22. WHILE INSIDE, THERE ARE SEVERAL RULES YOU WILL ABIDE BY.

23. THERE WILL BE NO RUNNING, JUMPING, CLIMBING, WHISTLING,

24. THROWING, CATCHING, FROLICKING, SKIPPING, SINGING,

25. SOMERSAULTING, SLIDING, TACKLING...

26. JUGGLING, ARC WELDING, INTERPRETIVE DANCING,

27. EXPERIMENTAL FILMMAKING, OR HAVING ANY FUN OF ANY KIND.

28. IN FACT, IF YOU CAN THINK OF IT, YOU PROBABLY CAN'T DO IT.

29. YOU MAY, HOWEVER, PLAY QUIETLY.

30. THIS BOX HERE IS FILLED WITH GAMES AND PUZZLES

31. FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT.

32. BUT, MISS FINSTER, MY DAD PLAYED THESE GAMES.

33. YEAH, THESE PUZZLES ARE ANCIENT. HALF THE PIECES ARE MISSING.

34. YEAH, COME ON!

35. QUIET!

36. IF NONE OF THAT SUITS YOU,

37. RANDALL HAS KINDLY VOLUNTEERED

38. TO OFFER ANOTHER FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT.

39. SHOW THEM, BOY.

40. BINGO, ANYONE?

41. BINGO? PUZZLES?

42. THIS IS GOING TO BE A BORING RECESS.

43. AT LEAST IT'S JUST FOR ONE DAY.

44. IT CAN'T LAST FOREVER.

45. THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK.

46. BUTCH, THAT YOU? YOU'RE LOOKING NERVOUS, MAN.

47. NERVOUS? SURE, I'M NERVOUS. YOU SHOULD BE, TOO.

48. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

49. LOOK AT YOU SITTING THERE THINKING,

50. "THIS RAIN WILL END. TOMORROW'S GOING TO BE A SUNNY DAY."

51. THAT'S JUST WHAT MY BROTHER JOEY THOUGHT DURING THE STORM OF '89,

52. A STORM SO BIG, KIDS WERE STUCK INSIDE FOR FIVE DAYS.

53. FIVE DAYS?

54. YEAH. JOEY BARELY LIVED TO TELL THE TALE.

55. WHAT HAPPENED?

56. NOTHING AT FIRST, BUT BY DAY THREE,

57. GUYS STARTED TO CRACK,

58. KIDS BEGAN GETTING ON EACH OTHER'S NERVES,

59. FRIENDS BECAME ENEMIES. BY DAY FOUR, CABIN FEVER SET IN.

60. GUYS STARTED MUTTERING TO THEMSELVES,

61. LAUGHING AT JOKES NO ONE EVER TOLD,

62. KICKING BALLS THAT WEREN'T THERE,

63. AND BY DAY FIVE... I-I CAN'T SAY IT.

64. WE GOT TO KNOW.

65. ON DAY FIVE, THEY STARTED VEGGING OUT.

66. TOO WEAK TO TALK OR PLAY OR EVEN THINK,

67. THEY BECAME THE FAMOUS ZOMBIE CLASS OF '89.

68. THEY'D JUST LAY THERE. THEY WERE HELPLESS.

69. THEY WERE DEFENSELESS.

70. THEY WERE MINE.

71. HA HA HA HA HA!

72. DO YOU THINK ALL THAT STUFF BUTCH SAID WAS TRUE?

73. A STORM THAT LASTS FIVE DAYS? GET REAL.

74. TRUST ME, GUS. IF THIS RAIN ISN'T OVER BY RECESS TOMORROW,

75. I'LL PLAY BINGO.

76. B-5.

77. DOES ANYONE HAVE B-5?

78. BINGO! BINGO, BINGO, BINGO!

79. ALL RIGHT, LET'S START AGAIN.

80. THAT DOES IT. I'M OUT OF HERE.

81. SO BRITTANY SAID, "NUH-UNH," AND LINDSAY SAID, "UH-HUH."

82. SO I SAID, "LIKE, I AM SO SURE."

83. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, VINCE?

84. PRACTICING MY KICK.

85. NICE FOLLOW-THROUGH.

86. GOT A HEAD FOR THIS GUY?

87. NOPE, BUT THE GOAT'S HEAD FROM THIS PUZZLE MIGHT FIT.

88. YOU'RE RIGHT... FITS GREAT.

89. GUYS, YOU WANT TO HEAR MY POEM? AHEM.

90. "THE FARMER'S HORSE WAS REINING UP.

91. "THE RAIN WAS RAINING DOWN.

92. "THE KING WAS REIGNING OVER ALL THE COUNTRY AND THE TOWN.

93. "THEY REINED AND RAINED AND REIGNED TOGETHER,

94. AND THAT WAS SURELY APRIL WEATHER."

95. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

96. I THINK I'M GOING TO SNAP.

97. IT'S RAINED TWO DAYS ALREADY.

98. IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.

99. N-3.

100. DOES ANYONE HAVE N-3?

101. I THINK I'M GETTING SOMETHING.

102. COUNT ON SUNNY SKIES THE REST OF THE WEEK.

103. THIS IS CAITLIN SHEP, WCOW... BOMBAY, INDIA.

104. BOMBAY, INDIA?

105. WE'RE NEVER GETTING OUT OF HERE.

106. WE'RE GOING TO BE STUCK HERE FOR DAYS.

107. TWO MORE DAYS, AND THEY'RE GOING TO CRACK LIKE CHEAP LINOLEUM.

108. "MUD, MUD, OH, GLORIOUS MUD,

109. "HOW DOST THEE COME TO BE THEE?

110. "BY RAINS OF THE MUD IN A GLORIOUS VEIN.

111. "HEE-HEE, HEE-HEE, HEE-HEE-HEE.

112. MUD, MUD, OH, GLORIOUS MUD"...

113. WILL YOU STOP IT?

114. I WAS JUST TRYING TO KILL TIME.

115. WELL, YOU'VE KILLED IT. IT'S DEAD AND BURIED.

116. SO TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, YOU BIG LUMMOX!

117. NOW, SPINELLI, THERE'S NO...

118. WILL YOU STOP SWINGING YOUR LEG?

119. I'M PRACTICING.

120. THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING.

121. AT LEAST I'M NOT WASTING TIME WITH THAT CUBE.

122. DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING? IT'S JUST LIKE BUTCH SAID.

123. DAY THREE, AND WE'RE ALL AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS.

124. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS STICK TOGETHER.

125. BESIDES, THE RAIN'S GOT TO BE OVER BY TOMORROW.

126. IT'S JUST GOT TO.

127. TELL ME ABOUT THE SUN, T.J.

128. I CAN'T REMEMBER THE SUN.

129. DID YOU SEE THAT?

130. YEAH, AND LOOK.

131. THAT'S UNUSUAL.

132. THAT'S NOTHING. CHECK THIS OUT.

133. OH! AH! AH!

134. OH, THANK GOODNESS.

135. OH, IT WAS ALL JUST A BAD DREAM.

136. HEY, COULD THAT MEAN...

137. "WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE, AND NOT A DROP TO DRINK."

138. WELL, WE CAN JUST STOP HERE. IT'S JUST ABOUT TIME FOR...

139. MISS GROTKE, DON'T MAKE US GO.

140. WE'LL DO ANYTHING.

141. A TEST, ANYTHING.

142. IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU HIGH ON YOUR STUDIES,

143. BUT WE'RE DONE WITH OUR LESSONS. YOU'LL HAVE TO GO TO RECESS.

144. DON'T SAY THAT WORD!

145. MAYBE WE CAN CLEAN THE BLACKBOARD.

146. GRETCHEN'S CLEANED IT TWICE.

147. THIRD TIME'S A CHARM.

148. CLASS DISMISSED.

149. G-4. THAT'S G, UHH...

150. BINGO! OH, WHAT'S THE POINT?

151. WHATEVER, WHATEVER, WHATEVER.

152. THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

153. I SWEAR I'M GOING TO JUMP.

154. NO, DON'T DO IT! SOMEBODY HELP HIM!

155. THAT'S IT! I'M JUMPING!

156. OW!

157. OH, THE HUMANITY!

158. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS I CAN TAKE.

159. I'VE ALREADY DONE MY HOMEWORK THROUGH THE 11th GRADE.

160. IF I DON'T GET OUTSIDE SOON,

161. I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY.

162. PSST! HEY, CHECK IT OUT.

163. STUFF FROM THE OUTSIDE.

164. A LEAF... I REMEMBER THOSE.

165. HOW MUCH?

166. 5 BUCKS. $2.50 FOR THE STEM.

167. BUT I ONLY GOT $1.34.

168. SORRY. I GOT A LOT OF OTHER CUSTOMERS.

169. MAYBE NEXT TIME.

170. NO, NO, NO!

171. TOTALLY SAPPED OF ENERGY.

172. CAN'T MOVE.

173. MUST... STAY... AWAKE. MUST...

174. NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL A RECESS, HUH, KIDS?

175. WHERE ARE YOUR HIGH SPIRITS NOW,

176. YOUR RAMBUNCTIOUS, TROUBLEMAKING WAYS?

177. IT'S JUST LIKE BACK IN '89. HOW I LOVE IT.

178. AHH.

179. NOW, LET'S SEE...

180. OH, CREATIVE DETENTION. HMM.

181. HUH? WATER?

182. HEY, IT'S JUST WATER.

183. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, T.J.?

184. WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE A LONG TIME AGO.

185. HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

186. I'M GOING OUTSIDE.

187. YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

188. WELL, WHY NOT?

189. ALL THESE YEARS THEY'VE BEEN MAKING US STAY IN ONE PLACE.

190. WHEN WE WERE SMALL, THEY MADE US STAY IN THE PLAYPEN.

191. WHEN WE WERE A LITTLE OLDER, THEY MADE US STAY ON THE MAT,

192. AND NOW THEY'RE MAKING US STAY IN HERE. WELL, WHY?

193. UH, 'CAUSE IT'S RAINING?

194. GUYS, IT'S JUST WATER. YOU GO SWIMMING IN IT, DON'T YOU?

195. YOU TAKE BATHS IN IT, DON'T YOU? IT'S JUST WATER,

196. AND I AM NOT GOING TO LET A LITTLE WATER RUIN MY RECESS.

197. NOW, WHO'S WITH ME?

198. I'M IN. I'M IN.

199. WE'RE WITH YOU, T.J.

200. HOW ABOUT YOU?

201. I DON'T KNOW, T.J.

202. WE COULD GET IN TROUBLE.

203. IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MINDS, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND US.

204. THEY'RE CRAZY.

205. OR ARE WE THE CRAZY ONES?

206. IT'S PUDDLE TIME.

207. THEY MADE IT. THEY REALLY MADE IT.

208. OH, SUPPORT HOSE... 20% OFF.

209. WHAT THE...

210. YOU KIDS GET IN HERE THIS MINUTE.

211. SORRY, MISS FINSTER,

212. BUT WE'RE FINALLY ENJOYING OUR RECESS.

213. AS NATURE INTENDED.

214. BUT... BUT YOU CAN'T DO THIS.

215. YOU'LL CATCH A COLD. YOU'LL POKE YOUR EYE OUT.

216. NO, IT CAN'T BE.

217. I WAS SO CLOSE.

218. THEY WERE ALMOST MINE.

219. YOU GUYS REALLY DID IT. YOU PLAYED IN THE RAIN.

220. WHAT WAS IT LIKE?

221. IT WAS THE GREATEST, GUYS.

222. IT WAS LIKE A RECESS FOR THE AGES.

223. WOW!

224. WELL, GUYS, THAT WAS PRETTY COOL.

225. I'M FILTHY, BUT I WOULDN'T TRADE IT FOR THE WORLD.

226. WE WON, YOU GUYS,

227. AND NOTHING WILL EVER KEEP US FROM RECESS AGAIN.

228. AH-CHOO! COME ON, LET'S GO INSIDE.

229. AH-CHOO! MAN, MY HEAD IS KILLING ME.

230. DO I FEEL WARM?

231. AH-CHOO! EW! ANYBODY GOT A TISSUE?

232. AND SO THE NOBLE NATIVE AMERICANS

233. SHARED THEIR BOUNTIFUL FOODSTUFFS

234. WITH THE UNDESERVING EUROPEAN SAVAGES,

235. AND THAT'S WHY WE CALL THIS HOLIDAY THANKS...

236. ATTENTION, PLEASE.

237. PRINCIPAL PRICKLY HERE, REMINDING ALL YOU FUTURE PEOPLE

238. THAT TODAY BEGINS OUR THANKSGIVING CAN DRIVE

239. TO HELP THE HOMELESS, THE HUNGRY, ET CETERA.

240. REMEMBER, THE CLASS THAT COLLECTS THE MOST CANS

241. BY THE END OF THE WEEK WILL RECEIVE A TURKEY FEAST.

242. THAT IS ALL.

243. I HATE CAN-DRIVE WEEK.

244. IT'S SO HUMILIATING.

245. PEOPLE, THERE'S NO REASON TO BE SO NEGATIVE.

246. THE CAN DRIVE'S A SCHOOL TRADITION

247. AND A FUN ONE.

248. MAYBE WE'LL EVEN WIN.

249. EVERYBODY KNOWS MISS FURLEY'S CLASS IS GOING TO WIN.

250. THEY DIDN'T WIN LAST YEAR.

251. THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE ASHLEYS.

252. WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO DO WITH IT?

253. TEACHERS... YOU GOT TO TELL THEM EVERYTHING.

254. EVERY YEAR SINCE KINDERGARTEN,

255. THE CLASS WITH THE ASHLEYS HAS ALWAYS WON.

256. NO MATTER HOW MUCH THR OTHER CLASSES COLLECT.

257. NONSENSE.

258. YOU HAVE JUST AS MUCH CHANCE OF WINNING AS THE NEXT CLASS.

259. YOU JUST HAVE TO WORK AT IT, THAT'S ALL.

260. YEAH, RIGHT.

261. "JUST AS MUCH CHANCE OF WINNING

262. AS THE NEXT CLASS"?

263. WHERE DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?

264. I DON'T KNOW, GUYS.

265. MAYBE ALL WE GOT TO DO IS GIVE IT A SHOT.

266. THERE IS A STATISTICAL CHANCE WE COULD WIN.

267. THE ASHLEYS ARE JUST KIDS LIKE US, RIGHT?

268. MOVE IT ALONG, ASHLEY B.!

269. PUT A LITTLE ELBOW GREASE IN IT, ASHLEY T.

270. THESE CANS WON'T MOVE THEMSELVES.

271. WE'RE DOOMED.

272. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE LOSING TO THE ASHLEYS.

273. MAYBE WE DON'T HAVE TO.

274. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

275. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST BOW OUT OF THE RACE.

276. IF WE DON'T COMPETE, WE CAN'T LOSE.

277. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

278. ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF DROPPING OUT, SAY "AYE."

279. AYE. AYE.

280. MISS GROTKE'S CLASS IS OFFICIALLY OUT...

281. NAY!

282. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

283. NAY. NAY AND NAY AGAIN.

284. MIKEY, IT'S A SUCKER'S BET. WE CAN'T WIN.

285. YOU DON'T DO A CAN DRIVE TO WIN.

286. YOU DO IT FOR THE REASONS PRINCIPAL PRICKLY SAID...

287. TO HELP THE HOMELESS, THE HUNGRY, ET CETERA.

288. IF YOU WANT TO BE IN THE CAN DRIVE,

289. MORE POWER TO YOU.

290. THE REST OF US AREN'T UP FOR IT.

291. THAT'S OKAY. EACH SOUL MUST FOLLOW HIS OWN PATH,

292. AND MY PATH IS CANS.

293. AU REVOIR, MES AMIS.

294. POOR MISGUIDED SIMPLETON.

295. HE DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE.

296. LET THE CAN DRIVE BEGIN.

297. POOR GUY. HE LOOKS SO PATHETIC.

298. YOU JUST CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE ASHLEYS.

299. LET'S CHEER HIM UP.

300. HOW'S OUR CAN-COLLECTING BUDDY DOING?

301. OH, UH, OKAY.

302. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.

303. NOBODY'S EVER COLLECTED THAT MANY CANS AGAINST THE ASHLEYS.

304. THERE'S NO SHAME IN QUITTING NOW.

305. QUITTING? I'M NOT QUITTING. I'M DOING GREAT.

306. IN FACT, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE READY TO JOIN ME.

307. ARE YOU OFF YOUR NUT? THEY'RE CREAMING YOU, MAN.

308. I TOLD YOU GUYS I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT STUFF.

309. I'M DOING THIS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF MANKIND.

310. I THINK THE ASHLEYS SHARE THAT SPIRIT.

311. IF IT ISN'T THE CAN-DRIVE KING HIMSELF.

312. WHAT ARE YOU DOING,

313. GETTING ADVICE ON HOW TO LOSE

314. FROM YOUR NON-COLLECTING SUBJECTS?

315. HEY, GIVE THE GUY A BREAK.

316. HE'S WORKING, UNLIKE YOU WEASELS

317. WHO GET YOUR MOMS AND DADS TO BUY THE CANS FOR YOU.

318. OOH, THAT, LIKE, REALLY HURTS.

319. IT MEANS A LOT COMING FROM DORKS

320. WHO CAN'T HANDLE COMPETITION.

321. YOU PERFUME-HEADED POWDER PUFFS,

322. WE COULD BEAT YOU ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

323. LIKE YOU DID FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS?

324. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE US DO SOMETHING WE DON'T WANT TO DO.

325. OOH, I'M, LIKE, QUIVERING IN MY $90 PUMPS.

326. WE'RE IN.

327. THIS IS WAR.

328. WE'RE GOING TO CRUSH YOU SO BAD,

329. THE ONLY THING LEFT WILL BE BROKEN GREEN BEANS

330. AND A SMEARED STREAK OF CREAMED CORN.

331. BUT, T.J...

332. SEE YOU LOSERS AT THE FINISH LINE,

333. IF YOU, LIKE, EVEN MAKE IT THAT FAR.

334. BUT... BUT...

335. WELL, GUYS, WE SURE COLLECTED A LOT OF CANS.

336. IT'S AMAZING WHAT TWO DAYS OF COLLECTING

337. AND FIVE YEARS OF HUMILIATION CAN DO FOR YOU.

338. THERE'S NO WAY THE ASHLEYS CAN CATCH UP.

339. NEXT!

340. THEY'RE CAN-COLLECTING MACHINES!

341. BUT THAT'S OKAY, GUYS.

342. WE'RE JUST DOING THIS FOR THOSE LESS FORTUNATE, RIGHT?

343. WHATEVER. THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO CATCH UP.

344. IF ONLY WE HAD MORE KIDS TO HELP US.

345. WE NEED YOUR HELP.

346. SORRY.

347. NO, THANKS.

348. NAH. NAH.

349. WE'RE GOING TO BEAT THE ASHLEYS.

350. THE ASHLEYS? WE'RE IN.

351. ASHLEYS? COUNT ME IN.

352. ASHLEYS? SOUNDS COOL.

353. GUYS, IT'S A WHOLE NEW CAN DRIVE.

354. AND SO COLUMBUS MADE HIS FIRST ATLANTIC CROSSING

355. IN THE YEAR 1492.

356. CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW MANY CANS OF FOOD WE COLLECTED?

357. WE'RE REALLY GOING TO HELP A LOT OF PEOPLE.

358. AND KICK A LOT OF ASHLEY BUTT, TOO.

359. I DON'T KNOW, YOU GUYS. BASED ON MY CALCULATIONS,

360. IT'S GOING TO BE PRETTY DARN CLOSE.

361. WE GOT TO BEAT THEM. WE JUST GOT TO.

362. AS PART OF OUR THANKSGIVING CAN-DRIVE CELEBRATION,

363. WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST HERE TO PRESENT THE WINNING CLASS

364. WITH ITS TURKEY FEAST... MISS EUDORA B. FINKELSTEIN,

365. A GRADUATE OF THIRD STREET SCHOOL'S FIRST CLASS

366. BACK IN 1928.

367. OKAY, VERY NICE, EUDORA.

368. NOW JUST SIT THERE AND HOLD THE TURKEY.

369. ANYWAY, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, THE ENVELOPES, PLEASE.

370. AND THE FINAL COUNT IS...

371. MISS FURLEY'S CLASS... 4,362.

372. YES! YES!

373. IN YOUR FACE! IN YOUR FACE!

374. AND MISS GROTKE'S CLASS...

375. 4,362?

376. IT'S, LIKE, A TIE?

377. THAT'S PERFECT.

378. PERFECT? A TIE'S WORSE THAN LOSING.

379. OH, MAN, IF WE HAD JUST ONE MORE CAN, ONE MORE CAN.

380. YOU KIDS SAY YOU NEED ONE MORE CAN?

381. WELL, I THINK I MAY HAVE ONE IN HERE.

382. I WAS GOING TO GIVE IT TO THE WINNING CLASS,

383. BUT SINCE IT'S A TIE...

384. I'VE GOT IT!

385. OW! YOU'RE HURTING ME!

386. DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING?

387. YOU'RE ALL ACTING LIKE ANIMALS.

388. CAN DRIVES AREN'T ABOUT WINNING OR LOSING.

389. THEY'RE ABOUT HELPING PEOPLE AND BEING GENEROUS.

390. WHO WINS AND WHO LOSES MATTERS NOT,

391. SO LET'S JUST PUT ALL THE CANS TOGETHER

392. AND FORGET ABOUT THAT DUMB TURKEY DINNER.

393. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

394. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO SAY...

395. GIVE ME THAT CAN!

396. EEE! OH! EEE! AAH!

397. THE PYRAMID! NO!

398. LOOK OUT! SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!

399. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE ALL DONE!

400. NOW NOBODY'S GOING TO HAVE A GOOD THANKSGIVING!

401. HEY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

402. MIKEY! HE'S IN HERE, YOU GUYS.

403. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

404. WE'VE BEEN, LIKE, LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.

405. YOU HAVE? BUT WHY?

406. 'CAUSE WE FELT BAD ABOUT YESTERDAY.

407. WE WANTED TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT, BUT WE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW.

408. THEN IT CAME TO US.

409. IT WAS ASHLEY A's IDEA.

410. WE ALL CAME UP WITH IT.

411. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

412. THIS.

413. HERE YOU GO, MIKEY.

414. HERE YOU GO, MAN.

415. BUT I DON'T GET IT.

416. I THOUGHT WE DRAINED THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

417. WE DID, BUT THEN WE STARTED WORKING AS A TEAM.

418. WE CAME UP WITH A BUNCH OF NEW IDEAS.

419. I CALLED MY COUSIN NICK OVER AT FIFTH STREET SCHOOL.

420. AND WE TALKED TO THE DIGGERS SOCIETY.

421. AND THERE'S A CONVENTION OF SWINGERS IN TOWN.

422. WE COLLECTED TWICE AS MANY CANS AS WE HAD BEFORE.

423. AND THAT'S NOT ALL, MIKEY. LOOK.

424. WHEN WE TOLD THE GUY AT THE FEED-BIN STORE

425. WHAT HAPPENED, HE SAID IT WAS TIME

426. HIS COMPANY PUT ITS MONEY WHERE ITS MOUTH IS.

427. THEY'RE DONATING A TRUCKLOAD OF FOOD

428. TO EVERY HOMELESS SHELTER IN THE CITY.

429. IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, MIKEY.

430. THANKS TO YOU, WE REALIZE THAT WORKING WITH EACH OTHER

431. IS TWICE AS GOOD AS WORKING AGAINST EACH OTHER.

432. YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.

433. NOW THAT THE THANKSGIVING CAN DRIVE IS OVER,

434. I WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE

435. THAT MONDAY IS THE BEGINNING OF OUR HOLIDAY TOY DRIVE,

436. SO COLLECT, COLLECT, COLLECT. THAT IS ALL.