1. WHAA!
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2. AAH!
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3. URP.
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4. 10:00 ALREADY?
OKAY, TIME FOR RECESS.
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5. WHERE DO YOU KIDS
THINK YOU'RE GOING?
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6. RECESS, MISS FINSTER.
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7. RECESS? OH, HOW SAD.
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8. HOW SWEETLY,
HEARTBREAKINGLY NAIVE.
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9. RECESS HAS BEEN CANCELED.
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10. CANCELED? WHY?
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11. RAIN.
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12. THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
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13. OH, MAN, INDOOR RECESS...
THE WORST.
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14. HAVING RECESS INSIDE
ISN'T SO BAD.
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15. IT OFFERS THE CHANCE
TO GET AHEAD ON HOMEWORK,
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16. PLAN THE NEXT DAY'S
READING LIST,
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17. PERHAPS EVALUATE
AN EXPERIMENT OR TWO.
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18. YOU'RE A WILD ONE, GRUNDLER.
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19. OKAY, LISTEN UP,
YOU LITTLE HOOLIGANS.
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20. WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE INDOORS
FOR THE DURATION OF THIS STORM,
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21. SO YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT.
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22. WHILE INSIDE, THERE ARE
SEVERAL RULES YOU WILL ABIDE BY.
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23. THERE WILL BE NO RUNNING,
JUMPING, CLIMBING, WHISTLING,
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24. THROWING, CATCHING,
FROLICKING, SKIPPING, SINGING,
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25. SOMERSAULTING, SLIDING,
TACKLING...
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26. JUGGLING, ARC WELDING,
INTERPRETIVE DANCING,
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27. EXPERIMENTAL FILMMAKING,
OR HAVING ANY FUN OF ANY KIND.
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28. IN FACT, IF YOU CAN THINK OF IT,
YOU PROBABLY CAN'T DO IT.
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29. YOU MAY, HOWEVER, PLAY QUIETLY.
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30. THIS BOX HERE IS FILLED
WITH GAMES AND PUZZLES
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31. FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT.
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32. BUT, MISS FINSTER,
MY DAD PLAYED THESE GAMES.
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33. YEAH, THESE PUZZLES ARE ANCIENT.
HALF THE PIECES ARE MISSING.
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34. YEAH, COME ON!
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35. QUIET!
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36. IF NONE OF THAT
SUITS YOU,
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37. RANDALL
HAS KINDLY VOLUNTEERED
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38. TO OFFER ANOTHER FORM
OF ENTERTAINMENT.
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39. SHOW THEM, BOY.
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40. BINGO, ANYONE?
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41. BINGO? PUZZLES?
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42. THIS IS GOING TO BE
A BORING RECESS.
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43. AT LEAST IT'S JUST
FOR ONE DAY.
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44. IT CAN'T LAST FOREVER.
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45. THAT'S JUST WHAT
THEY WANT YOU TO THINK.
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46. BUTCH, THAT YOU?
YOU'RE LOOKING NERVOUS, MAN.
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47. NERVOUS? SURE, I'M NERVOUS.
YOU SHOULD BE, TOO.
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48. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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49. LOOK AT YOU
SITTING THERE THINKING,
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50. "THIS RAIN WILL END. TOMORROW'S
GOING TO BE A SUNNY DAY."
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51. THAT'S JUST WHAT MY BROTHER JOEY
THOUGHT DURING THE STORM OF '89,
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52. A STORM SO BIG, KIDS WERE
STUCK INSIDE FOR FIVE DAYS.
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53. FIVE DAYS?
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54. YEAH. JOEY BARELY LIVED
TO TELL THE TALE.
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55. WHAT HAPPENED?
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56. NOTHING AT FIRST,
BUT BY DAY THREE,
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57. GUYS STARTED TO CRACK,
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58. KIDS BEGAN GETTING
ON EACH OTHER'S NERVES,
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59. FRIENDS BECAME ENEMIES.
BY DAY FOUR, CABIN FEVER SET IN.
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60. GUYS STARTED MUTTERING
TO THEMSELVES,
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61. LAUGHING AT JOKES
NO ONE EVER TOLD,
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62. KICKING BALLS
THAT WEREN'T THERE,
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63. AND BY DAY FIVE...
I-I CAN'T SAY IT.
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64. WE GOT TO KNOW.
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65. ON DAY FIVE,
THEY STARTED VEGGING OUT.
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66. TOO WEAK TO TALK OR PLAY
OR EVEN THINK,
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67. THEY BECAME THE FAMOUS
ZOMBIE CLASS OF '89.
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68. THEY'D JUST LAY THERE.
THEY WERE HELPLESS.
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69. THEY WERE DEFENSELESS.
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70. THEY WERE MINE.
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71. HA HA HA HA HA!
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72. DO YOU THINK ALL THAT STUFF
BUTCH SAID WAS TRUE?
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73. A STORM THAT LASTS
FIVE DAYS? GET REAL.
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74. TRUST ME, GUS. IF THIS RAIN
ISN'T OVER BY RECESS TOMORROW,
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75. I'LL PLAY BINGO.
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76. B-5.
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77. DOES ANYONE HAVE B-5?
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78. BINGO!
BINGO, BINGO, BINGO!
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79. ALL RIGHT,
LET'S START AGAIN.
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80. THAT DOES IT.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
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81. SO BRITTANY SAID, "NUH-UNH,"
AND LINDSAY SAID, "UH-HUH."
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82. SO I SAID, "LIKE,
I AM SO SURE."
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83. WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
VINCE?
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84. PRACTICING MY KICK.
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85. NICE FOLLOW-THROUGH.
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86. GOT A HEAD FOR THIS GUY?
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87. NOPE, BUT THE GOAT'S HEAD
FROM THIS PUZZLE MIGHT FIT.
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88. YOU'RE RIGHT...
FITS GREAT.
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89. GUYS, YOU WANT TO HEAR
MY POEM? AHEM.
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90. "THE FARMER'S HORSE
WAS REINING UP.
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91. "THE RAIN WAS RAINING DOWN.
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92. "THE KING WAS REIGNING OVER ALL
THE COUNTRY AND THE TOWN.
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93. "THEY REINED AND RAINED
AND REIGNED TOGETHER,
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94. AND THAT WAS SURELY
APRIL WEATHER."
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95. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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96. I THINK I'M GOING
TO SNAP.
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97. IT'S RAINED
TWO DAYS ALREADY.
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98. IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.
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99. N-3.
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100. DOES ANYONE HAVE N-3?
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101. I THINK I'M GETTING SOMETHING.
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102. COUNT ON SUNNY SKIES
THE REST OF THE WEEK.
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103. THIS IS CAITLIN SHEP,
WCOW... BOMBAY, INDIA.
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104. BOMBAY, INDIA?
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105. WE'RE NEVER GETTING
OUT OF HERE.
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106. WE'RE GOING TO BE
STUCK HERE FOR DAYS.
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107. TWO MORE DAYS, AND THEY'RE GOING
TO CRACK LIKE CHEAP LINOLEUM.
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108. "MUD, MUD, OH, GLORIOUS MUD,
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109. "HOW DOST THEE COME
TO BE THEE?
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110. "BY RAINS OF THE MUD
IN A GLORIOUS VEIN.
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111. "HEE-HEE, HEE-HEE,
HEE-HEE-HEE.
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112. MUD, MUD,
OH, GLORIOUS MUD"...
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113. WILL YOU STOP IT?
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114. I WAS JUST TRYING
TO KILL TIME.
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115. WELL, YOU'VE KILLED IT.
IT'S DEAD AND BURIED.
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116. SO TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE,
YOU BIG LUMMOX!
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117. NOW, SPINELLI,
THERE'S NO...
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118. WILL YOU STOP SWINGING
YOUR LEG?
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119. I'M PRACTICING.
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120. THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE
FOR EVERYTHING.
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121. AT LEAST I'M NOT WASTING
TIME WITH THAT CUBE.
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122. DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING?
IT'S JUST LIKE BUTCH SAID.
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123. DAY THREE, AND WE'RE ALL
AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS.
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124. ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS STICK TOGETHER.
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125. BESIDES, THE RAIN'S
GOT TO BE OVER BY TOMORROW.
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126. IT'S JUST GOT TO.
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127. TELL ME ABOUT THE SUN, T.J.
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128. I CAN'T REMEMBER THE SUN.
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129. DID YOU SEE THAT?
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130. YEAH, AND LOOK.
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131. THAT'S UNUSUAL.
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132. THAT'S NOTHING.
CHECK THIS OUT.
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133. OH! AH! AH!
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134. OH, THANK GOODNESS.
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135. OH, IT WAS ALL JUST
A BAD DREAM.
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136. HEY, COULD THAT MEAN...
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137. "WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE,
AND NOT A DROP TO DRINK."
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138. WELL, WE CAN JUST STOP HERE.
IT'S JUST ABOUT TIME FOR...
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139. MISS GROTKE,
DON'T MAKE US GO.
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140. WE'LL DO ANYTHING.
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141. A TEST, ANYTHING.
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142. IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU
HIGH ON YOUR STUDIES,
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143. BUT WE'RE DONE WITH OUR LESSONS.
YOU'LL HAVE TO GO TO RECESS.
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144. DON'T SAY THAT WORD!
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145. MAYBE WE CAN CLEAN
THE BLACKBOARD.
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146. GRETCHEN'S
CLEANED IT TWICE.
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147. THIRD TIME'S A CHARM.
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148. CLASS DISMISSED.
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149. G-4. THAT'S G, UHH...
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150. BINGO!
OH, WHAT'S THE POINT?
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151. WHATEVER, WHATEVER,
WHATEVER.
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152. THAT'S IT!
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
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153. I SWEAR I'M GOING TO JUMP.
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154. NO, DON'T DO IT!
SOMEBODY HELP HIM!
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155. THAT'S IT! I'M JUMPING!
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156. OW!
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157. OH, THE HUMANITY!
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158. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE
OF THIS I CAN TAKE.
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159. I'VE ALREADY DONE MY HOMEWORK
THROUGH THE 11th GRADE.
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160. IF I DON'T
GET OUTSIDE SOON,
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161. I'M GOING
TO KILL SOMEBODY.
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162. PSST!
HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
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163. STUFF FROM THE OUTSIDE.
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164. A LEAF...
I REMEMBER THOSE.
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165. HOW MUCH?
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166. 5 BUCKS.
$2.50 FOR THE STEM.
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167. BUT I ONLY GOT $1.34.
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168. SORRY. I GOT A LOT
OF OTHER CUSTOMERS.
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169. MAYBE NEXT TIME.
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170. NO, NO, NO!
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171. TOTALLY SAPPED
OF ENERGY.
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172. CAN'T MOVE.
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173. MUST... STAY... AWAKE.
MUST...
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174. NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL
A RECESS, HUH, KIDS?
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175. WHERE ARE
YOUR HIGH SPIRITS NOW,
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176. YOUR RAMBUNCTIOUS,
TROUBLEMAKING WAYS?
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177. IT'S JUST LIKE BACK IN '89.
HOW I LOVE IT.
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178. AHH.
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179. NOW, LET'S SEE...
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180. OH, CREATIVE DETENTION. HMM.
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181. HUH? WATER?
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182. HEY, IT'S JUST WATER.
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183. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, T.J.?
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184. WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE
A LONG TIME AGO.
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185. HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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186. I'M GOING OUTSIDE.
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187. YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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188. WELL, WHY NOT?
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189. ALL THESE YEARS THEY'VE BEEN
MAKING US STAY IN ONE PLACE.
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190. WHEN WE WERE SMALL, THEY MADE US
STAY IN THE PLAYPEN.
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191. WHEN WE WERE A LITTLE OLDER,
THEY MADE US STAY ON THE MAT,
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192. AND NOW THEY'RE MAKING US
STAY IN HERE. WELL, WHY?
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193. UH, 'CAUSE IT'S RAINING?
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194. GUYS, IT'S JUST WATER. YOU GO
SWIMMING IN IT, DON'T YOU?
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195. YOU TAKE BATHS IN IT, DON'T YOU?
IT'S JUST WATER,
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196. AND I AM NOT GOING TO LET
A LITTLE WATER RUIN MY RECESS.
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197. NOW, WHO'S WITH ME?
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198. I'M IN.
I'M IN.
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199. WE'RE WITH YOU, T.J.
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200. HOW ABOUT YOU?
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201. I DON'T KNOW, T.J.
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202. WE COULD GET
IN TROUBLE.
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203. IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MINDS,
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND US.
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204. THEY'RE CRAZY.
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205. OR ARE WE
THE CRAZY ONES?
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206. IT'S PUDDLE TIME.
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207. THEY MADE IT.
THEY REALLY MADE IT.
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208. OH, SUPPORT HOSE...
20% OFF.
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209. WHAT THE...
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210. YOU KIDS GET IN HERE
THIS MINUTE.
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211. SORRY, MISS FINSTER,
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212. BUT WE'RE FINALLY
ENJOYING OUR RECESS.
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213. AS NATURE INTENDED.
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214. BUT...
BUT YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
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215. YOU'LL CATCH A COLD.
YOU'LL POKE YOUR EYE OUT.
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216. NO, IT CAN'T BE.
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217. I WAS SO CLOSE.
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218. THEY WERE ALMOST MINE.
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219. YOU GUYS REALLY DID IT.
YOU PLAYED IN THE RAIN.
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220. WHAT WAS IT LIKE?
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221. IT WAS THE GREATEST, GUYS.
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222. IT WAS LIKE A RECESS
FOR THE AGES.
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223. WOW!
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224. WELL, GUYS,
THAT WAS PRETTY COOL.
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225. I'M FILTHY, BUT I WOULDN'T
TRADE IT FOR THE WORLD.
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226. WE WON, YOU GUYS,
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227. AND NOTHING WILL EVER
KEEP US FROM RECESS AGAIN.
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228. AH-CHOO! COME ON,
LET'S GO INSIDE.
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229. AH-CHOO! MAN, MY HEAD
IS KILLING ME.
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230. DO I FEEL WARM?
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231. AH-CHOO! EW!
ANYBODY GOT A TISSUE?
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232. AND SO THE NOBLE
NATIVE AMERICANS
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233. SHARED THEIR BOUNTIFUL
FOODSTUFFS
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234. WITH THE UNDESERVING
EUROPEAN SAVAGES,
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235. AND THAT'S WHY WE CALL
THIS HOLIDAY THANKS...
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236. ATTENTION, PLEASE.
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237. PRINCIPAL PRICKLY HERE,
REMINDING ALL YOU FUTURE PEOPLE
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238. THAT TODAY BEGINS
OUR THANKSGIVING CAN DRIVE
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239. TO HELP THE HOMELESS,
THE HUNGRY, ET CETERA.
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240. REMEMBER, THE CLASS THAT
COLLECTS THE MOST CANS
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241. BY THE END OF THE WEEK
WILL RECEIVE A TURKEY FEAST.
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242. THAT IS ALL.
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243. I HATE
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244. IT'S SO HUMILIATING.
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245. PEOPLE, THERE'S NO REASON
TO BE SO NEGATIVE.
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246. THE CAN DRIVE'S
A SCHOOL TRADITION
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247. AND A FUN ONE.
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248. MAYBE WE'LL EVEN WIN.
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249. EVERYBODY KNOWS MISS FURLEY'S
CLASS IS GOING TO WIN.
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250. THEY DIDN'T WIN LAST YEAR.
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251. THEY DIDN'T HAVE
THE ASHLEYS.
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252. WHAT DO THEY HAVE
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253. TEACHERS... YOU GOT TO
TELL THEM EVERYTHING.
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254. EVERY YEAR
SINCE KINDERGARTEN,
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255. THE CLASS WITH THE ASHLEYS
HAS ALWAYS WON.
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256. NO MATTER HOW MUCH
THR OTHER CLASSES COLLECT.
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257. NONSENSE.
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258. YOU HAVE JUST AS MUCH CHANCE
OF WINNING AS THE NEXT CLASS.
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259. YOU JUST HAVE TO WORK AT IT,
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260. YEAH, RIGHT.
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261. "JUST AS MUCH CHANCE
OF WINNING
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262. AS THE NEXT CLASS"?
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263. WHERE DO THEY COME UP
WITH THIS STUFF?
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264. I DON'T KNOW, GUYS.
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265. MAYBE ALL WE GOT TO DO
IS GIVE IT A SHOT.
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266. THERE IS A STATISTICAL CHANCE
WE COULD WIN.
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267. THE ASHLEYS ARE JUST
KIDS LIKE US, RIGHT?
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268. MOVE IT ALONG, ASHLEY B.!
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269. PUT A LITTLE ELBOW GREASE
IN IT, ASHLEY T.
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270. THESE CANS WON'T MOVE
THEMSELVES.
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271. WE'RE DOOMED.
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272. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE
LOSING TO THE ASHLEYS.
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273. MAYBE WE DON'T HAVE TO.
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274. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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275. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST
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276. IF WE DON'T COMPETE,
WE CAN'T LOSE.
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277. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
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278. ALL THOSE IN FAVOR
OF DROPPING OUT, SAY "AYE."
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279. AYE.
AYE.
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280. MISS GROTKE'S CLASS
IS OFFICIALLY OUT...
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281. NAY!
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282. WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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283. NAY. NAY AND NAY AGAIN.
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284. MIKEY, IT'S A SUCKER'S BET.
WE CAN'T WIN.
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285. YOU DON'T DO
A CAN DRIVE TO WIN.
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286. YOU DO IT FOR THE REASONS
PRINCIPAL PRICKLY SAID...
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287. TO HELP THE HOMELESS,
THE HUNGRY, ET CETERA.
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288. IF YOU WANT TO BE
IN THE CAN DRIVE,
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289. MORE POWER TO YOU.
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290. THE REST OF US
AREN'T UP FOR IT.
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291. THAT'S OKAY. EACH SOUL
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292. AND MY PATH IS CANS.
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293. AU REVOIR, MES AMIS.
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294. POOR MISGUIDED SIMPLETON.
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295. HE DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE.
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296. LET THE CAN DRIVE BEGIN.
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297. POOR GUY.
HE LOOKS SO PATHETIC.
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298. YOU JUST CAN'T COMPETE
WITH THE ASHLEYS.
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299. LET'S CHEER HIM UP.
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300. HOW'S OUR CAN-COLLECTING
BUDDY DOING?
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301. OH, UH, OKAY.
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302. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.
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303. NOBODY'S EVER COLLECTED THAT
MANY CANS AGAINST THE ASHLEYS.
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304. THERE'S NO SHAME
IN QUITTING NOW.
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305. QUITTING? I'M NOT QUITTING.
I'M DOING GREAT.
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306. IN FACT, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
WERE READY TO JOIN ME.
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307. ARE YOU OFF YOUR NUT?
THEY'RE CREAMING YOU, MAN.
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308. I TOLD YOU GUYS I DON'T CARE
ABOUT THAT STUFF.
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309. I'M DOING THIS
FOR THE BETTERMENT OF MANKIND.
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310. I THINK THE ASHLEYS
SHARE THAT SPIRIT.
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311. IF IT ISN'T
THE CAN-DRIVE KING HIMSELF.
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312. WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
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313. GETTING ADVICE
ON HOW TO LOSE
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314. FROM YOUR NON-COLLECTING
SUBJECTS?
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315. HEY, GIVE THE GUY A BREAK.
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316. HE'S WORKING,
UNLIKE YOU WEASELS
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317. WHO GET YOUR MOMS AND DADS
TO BUY THE CANS FOR YOU.
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318. OOH, THAT, LIKE,
REALLY HURTS.
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319. IT MEANS A LOT
COMING FROM DORKS
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320. WHO CAN'T HANDLE
COMPETITION.
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321. YOU PERFUME-HEADED
POWDER PUFFS,
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322. WE COULD BEAT YOU
ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.
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323. LIKE YOU DID
FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS?
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324. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE US DO
SOMETHING WE DON'T WANT TO DO.
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325. OOH, I'M, LIKE, QUIVERING
IN MY $90 PUMPS.
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326. WE'RE IN.
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327. THIS IS WAR.
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328. WE'RE GOING
TO CRUSH YOU SO BAD,
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329. THE ONLY THING LEFT WILL BE
BROKEN GREEN BEANS
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330. AND A SMEARED STREAK
OF CREAMED CORN.
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331. BUT, T.J...
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332. SEE YOU LOSERS
AT THE FINISH LINE,
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333. IF YOU, LIKE, EVEN
MAKE IT THAT FAR.
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334. BUT... BUT...
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335. WELL, GUYS, WE SURE
COLLECTED A LOT OF CANS.
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336. IT'S AMAZING
WHAT TWO DAYS OF COLLECTING
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337. AND FIVE YEARS OF HUMILIATION
CAN DO FOR YOU.
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338. THERE'S NO WAY
THE ASHLEYS CAN CATCH UP.
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339. NEXT!
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340. THEY'RE CAN-COLLECTING
MACHINES!
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341. BUT THAT'S OKAY, GUYS.
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342. WE'RE JUST DOING THIS
FOR THOSE LESS FORTUNATE, RIGHT?
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343. WHATEVER. THERE'S GOT
TO BE A WAY TO CATCH UP.
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344. IF ONLY WE HAD
MORE KIDS TO HELP US.
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345. WE NEED YOUR HELP.
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346. SORRY.
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347. NO, THANKS.
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348. NAH.
NAH.
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349. WE'RE GOING TO BEAT
THE ASHLEYS.
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350. THE ASHLEYS?
WE'RE IN.
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351. ASHLEYS? COUNT ME IN.
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352. ASHLEYS? SOUNDS COOL.
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353. GUYS, IT'S A WHOLE NEW
CAN DRIVE.
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354. AND SO COLUMBUS MADE
HIS FIRST ATLANTIC CROSSING
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355. IN THE YEAR 1492.
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356. CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW MANY
CANS OF FOOD WE COLLECTED?
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357. WE'RE REALLY GOING
TO HELP A LOT OF PEOPLE.
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358. AND KICK A LOT
OF ASHLEY BUTT, TOO.
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359. I DON'T KNOW, YOU GUYS.
BASED ON MY CALCULATIONS,
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360. IT'S GOING TO BE
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361. WE GOT TO BEAT THEM.
WE JUST GOT TO.
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362. AS PART OF OUR THANKSGIVING
CAN-DRIVE CELEBRATION,
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363. WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST HERE
TO PRESENT THE WINNING CLASS
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364. WITH ITS TURKEY FEAST...
MISS EUDORA B. FINKELSTEIN,
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365. A GRADUATE OF THIRD STREET
SCHOOL'S FIRST CLASS
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366. BACK IN 1928.
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367. OKAY, VERY NICE, EUDORA.
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368. NOW JUST SIT THERE
AND HOLD THE TURKEY.
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369. ANYWAY, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
THE ENVELOPES, PLEASE.
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370. AND THE FINAL COUNT IS...
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371. MISS FURLEY'S CLASS... 4,362.
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372. YES! YES!
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373. IN YOUR FACE!
IN YOUR FACE!
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374. AND MISS GROTKE'S CLASS...
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375. 4,362?
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376. IT'S, LIKE, A TIE?
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377. THAT'S PERFECT.
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378. PERFECT? A TIE'S
WORSE THAN LOSING.
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379. OH, MAN, IF WE HAD JUST
ONE MORE CAN, ONE MORE CAN.
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380. YOU KIDS SAY YOU NEED
ONE MORE CAN?
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381. WELL, I THINK I MAY
HAVE ONE IN HERE.
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382. I WAS GOING TO GIVE IT
TO THE WINNING CLASS,
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383. BUT SINCE IT'S A TIE...
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384. I'VE GOT IT!
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385. OW! YOU'RE HURTING ME!
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386. DON'T YOU SEE
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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387. YOU'RE ALL ACTING
LIKE ANIMALS.
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388. CAN DRIVES AREN'T ABOUT
WINNING OR LOSING.
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389. THEY'RE ABOUT HELPING PEOPLE
AND BEING GENEROUS.
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390. WHO WINS AND WHO LOSES
MATTERS NOT,
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391. SO LET'S JUST PUT
ALL THE CANS TOGETHER
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392. AND FORGET ABOUT
THAT DUMB TURKEY DINNER.
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393. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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394. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
TO SAY...
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395. GIVE ME THAT CAN!
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396. EEE! OH! EEE! AAH!
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397. THE PYRAMID! NO!
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398. LOOK OUT!
SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!
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399. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE ALL DONE!
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400. NOW NOBODY'S GOING TO HAVE
A GOOD THANKSGIVING!
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401. HEY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
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402. MIKEY!
HE'S IN HERE, YOU GUYS.
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403. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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404. WE'VE BEEN, LIKE,
LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.
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405. YOU HAVE? BUT WHY?
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406. 'CAUSE WE FELT BAD
ABOUT YESTERDAY.
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407. WE WANTED TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT,
BUT WE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW.
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408. THEN IT CAME TO US.
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409. IT WAS ASHLEY A's IDEA.
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410. WE ALL CAME UP WITH IT.
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411. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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412. THIS.
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413. HERE YOU GO, MIKEY.
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414. HERE YOU GO, MAN.
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415. BUT I DON'T GET IT.
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416. I THOUGHT WE DRAINED
THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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417. WE DID, BUT THEN WE STARTED
WORKING AS A TEAM.
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418. WE CAME UP WITH
A BUNCH OF NEW IDEAS.
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419. I CALLED MY COUSIN NICK
OVER AT FIFTH STREET SCHOOL.
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420. AND WE TALKED
TO THE DIGGERS SOCIETY.
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421. AND THERE'S A CONVENTION
OF SWINGERS IN TOWN.
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422. WE COLLECTED TWICE AS MANY CANS
AS WE HAD BEFORE.
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423. AND THAT'S NOT ALL,
MIKEY. LOOK.
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424. WHEN WE TOLD THE GUY
AT THE FEED-BIN STORE
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425. WHAT HAPPENED,
HE SAID IT WAS TIME
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426. HIS COMPANY PUT ITS MONEY
WHERE ITS MOUTH IS.
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427. THEY'RE DONATING
A TRUCKLOAD OF FOOD
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428. TO EVERY HOMELESS SHELTER
IN THE CITY.
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429. IT'S ALL BECAUSE
OF YOU, MIKEY.
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430. THANKS TO YOU, WE REALIZE
THAT WORKING WITH EACH OTHER
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431. IS TWICE AS GOOD AS WORKING
AGAINST EACH OTHER.
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432. YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.
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433. NOW THAT THE THANKSGIVING
CAN DRIVE IS OVER,
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434. I WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE
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435. THAT MONDAY IS THE BEGINNING
OF OUR HOLIDAY TOY DRIVE,
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436. SO COLLECT, COLLECT, COLLECT.
THAT IS ALL.
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