1. WHAA!Copy !req
2. AAH!Copy !req
3. I HOPE EVERYTHING'S OKAY.Copy !req
4. MY HAIR'S DONE.
I GOT MY SOCKS ON.Copy !req
5. SO, A LITTLE NERVOUS,
EH, GRUNDLER?Copy !req
6. NOT AT ALL.
I'M PERFECTLY CALM.Copy !req
7. MY BLOOD PRESSURE'S
120 OVER 80...Copy !req
8. IN THE ACCEPTABLE RANGE.Copy !req
9. YOU DON'T HAVE
TO COVER WITH ME.Copy !req
10. TODAY'S THE BIG DAY,
RIGHT?Copy !req
11. WHAT BIG DAY?Copy !req
12. I WONDER IF THE BOYS
REMEMBERED.Copy !req
13. T.J. COMBED HIS HAIR!Copy !req
14. MIKEY TUCKED IN
HIS SHIRT!Copy !req
15. VINCE IS WEARING A TIE!Copy !req
16. APPARENTLY,
THEY DID REMEMBER.Copy !req
17. REMEMBER WHAT?Copy !req
18. OOH, DON'T YOU BOYS
LOOK NICE?Copy !req
19. WHAT'S THE OCCASION,Copy !req
20. DRESS-UP DAY
AT CHUBBY CHEESE'S?Copy !req
21. GIVE ME A BREAK.Copy !req
22. ADMIT IT. YOU GUYS GOT
DRESSED UP FOR THE BIG DAY.Copy !req
23. WHAT BIG DAY?Copy !req
24. TODAY IS THE DAY
THE TEACHERSCopy !req
25. TURN IN THEIR ANNUAL
BUDGET REQUESTS.Copy !req
26. SO?Copy !req
27. ONE OF THE STUDENTSCopy !req
28. HAS TO DELIVER THE REQUEST
TO ROOM 101.Copy !req
29. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
30. ONE OF US KIDS
GETS A CHANCECopy !req
31. TO SEE INSIDE
THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE.Copy !req
32. I DON'T THINK IN ANY
OF THE SCHOOLS I EVER WENT TOCopy !req
33. ANY KID EVER SAW
INSIDE THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE.Copy !req
34. NOT HERE, EITHER,Copy !req
35. BUT THIS TIME WE'RE NOT
GOING TO BLOW IT.Copy !req
36. I WAS IN SECOND GRADE.Copy !req
37. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
38. WELL, I HAD A CHANCECopy !req
39. TO SEE INSIDE
THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE ONCE.Copy !req
40. I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.Copy !req
41. WHO'S THERE?Copy !req
42. MR. YAMASHIRO? I HAVE
A FOLDER FOR MISS WALTON.Copy !req
43. SLIP IT UNDER THE DOOR.Copy !req
44. IT'S TOO BIG
TO FIT UNDER THE DOOR.Copy !req
45. HOLD ON. I'M COMING.Copy !req
46. IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST.Copy !req
47. NOW IT JUST FEELS LIKE
SOME SORT OF CRAZY DREAM,Copy !req
48. BUT THIS TIME
I WON'T BLOW IT.Copy !req
49. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU'LL GET ANOTHER CHANCE?Copy !req
50. WE ALL HAVE THE SAME ODDS.Copy !req
51. DO THEY PICK A NAME
OUT OF A HAT?Copy !req
52. WELL, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY
HOW IT WORKS.Copy !req
53. YOU KNOW, MISS GROTKE,Copy !req
54. NO ONE MAKES
9s LIKE YOU.Copy !req
55. WHY, THANK YOU, SPINELLI.
THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU.Copy !req
56. BY THE WAY, THAT DRESS
IS VERY BECOMING.Copy !req
57. BOTTLE GREEN
REALLY BRINGS OUTCopy !req
58. THE YELLOW
IN YOUR COMPLEXION.Copy !req
59. MISS GROTKE, YOU WERE RIGHT.
THERE ARE 50 STATES.Copy !req
60. YOU'RE MISS GROTKE?Copy !req
61. WHY, YOU LOOK
YOUNG ENOUGHCopy !req
62. TO BE THE NEW
STUDENT TEACHER.Copy !req
63. OH, VINCE.Copy !req
64. HERE'S YOUR MAKE-UP QUIZ,
MIKEY.Copy !req
65. A D-PLUS?
ALL RIGHT, MISS GROTKE.Copy !req
66. NOW MAYBE I CAN
FLUNK FOURTH GRADECopy !req
67. AND HAVE YOU AS A TEACHER
FOR A WHOLE 'NOTHER YEAR.Copy !req
68. AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO TURN INCopy !req
69. THE ANNUAL
BUDGET REQUESTS TODAY?Copy !req
70. I BELIEVE
YOUNG THEODORE'S RIGHT.Copy !req
71. PERHAPS ONE OF US
SHOULD DELIVER IT.Copy !req
72. GOOD POINT.
NOW, WHO SHALL I PICK?Copy !req
73. I THINK I SHOULD PICK...Copy !req
74. ONE SECOND.Copy !req
75. AH, MISS LEMON,
COME IN.Copy !req
76. I'M HERE TO PICK UP
THEM BUDGET REQUESTS.Copy !req
77. USUALLY I JUST SEND THEM
DOWN WITH A STUDENT.Copy !req
78. NOT NO MORE.Copy !req
79. PRICKLY WANTS ME
TO DELIVER THEM PERSONAL-LIKE.Copy !req
80. VERY WELL.Copy !req
81. HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
82. WHAT A FINE IDEA.Copy !req
83. WHY INTERRUPT OUR STUDIES
TO RUN A SILLY ERRAND?Copy !req
84. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
TOLD HER YOU LIKE HER 9s.Copy !req
85. MY DOG MAKES BETTER 9s.Copy !req
86. "YOU LOOK YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE
THE NEW STUDENT TEACHER."Copy !req
87. HOW DO YOU LIVE
WITH YOURSELF?Copy !req
88. FACE IT. WE ALL DEBASED
OURSELVES TODAY, AND FOR WHAT?Copy !req
89. NO ONE'S EVER
GOING TO GET TO SEECopy !req
90. INSIDE THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE.Copy !req
91. THE BUNSEN BURNERS,
THE PETRI DISHES.Copy !req
92. HUH? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
93. THEY'RE TEACHERS, RIGHT?Copy !req
94. THEREFORE, THEY MUST BE
UTILIZING THEIR FREE TIMECopy !req
95. TO PUSH THE BOUNDARIES
OF KNOWLEDGE.Copy !req
96. AH, TO BE THE PROVERBIAL
FLY ON THE WALL...Copy !req
97. EUREKA! MR. YAMASHIRO,
COME QUICKLY!Copy !req
98. YES, MISS GROTKE?Copy !req
99. I HAVE FOUND THE GENETIC KEY
TO LEARNING.Copy !req
100. WE CAN CREATE
A GENERATION OF EINSTEINS.Copy !req
101. I'LL BET YOU'LL WIN
THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR THIS.Copy !req
102. GEE, I'M RUNNING OUT OF ROOM.Copy !req
103. HOLD ON. THE SMITHSONIAN
HAS CONFIRMED MY RESEARCH!Copy !req
104. THE DONNER PARTY DID
RUN OUT OF CONDIMENTS.Copy !req
105. COME OVER
TO THE SUPERCOMPUTER!Copy !req
106. I'VE DISCOVERED A NEW TRICK
FOR TEACHING THE 7s TABLES.Copy !req
107. BUT ALL THE EXPERTS
SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
108. YEAH, HONEY? WELL, THE EXPERTS
NEVER MET MURIEL B. FINSTER.Copy !req
109. WHAT? THAT'S THE CRAZIEST
THING I'VE EVER HEARD.Copy !req
110. THAT'S NOT WHAT
THEY DO IN THERE.Copy !req
111. HOW DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
112. DOES THE GUY AT QUICKO-MART
SPEND HIS TIME MAKING SLURPOS?Copy !req
113. PROBABLY NOT.Copy !req
114. SO IF I'M A TEACHER,
THE LAST THINGCopy !req
115. I'M GOING TO DO IS WASTE
MY FREE TIME LEARNING.Copy !req
116. WHAT DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE DOING IN THERE?Copy !req
117. WORKING OUT.
THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE DOING.Copy !req
118. GOT MY HEART RATE
UP TO 145.Copy !req
119. I GO ANOTHER 20 MINUTES,
THEN A COOL-DOWN,Copy !req
120. QUICK ROUND
ON THE FREE WEIGHTS,Copy !req
121. BACK TO CLASS.Copy !req
122. FEEL THE BURN.Copy !req
123. COME ON, CRAZY LEGS,
SHOW ME WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.Copy !req
124. WELL, OKAY,Copy !req
125. BUT REMEMBER
I'VE ONLY HAD TWO LESSONS.Copy !req
126. POWERHOUSE PRICKLY'S
GOING TO GO EASY ON YOU.Copy !req
127. 229... 230... 231...Copy !req
128. THAT'S QUITE A LOT
FOR A WOMAN YOUR AGE.Copy !req
129. HEY, BUSTER,
NO PAIN, NO GAIN.Copy !req
130. 234... 235...Copy !req
131. DON'T BLINK, TOUGH GUY.
I'M TAKING IT TO THE HOLE.Copy !req
132. OH, HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?Copy !req
133. NO WAY. THAT CAN'T BE
WHAT THEY'RE DOING IN THERE.Copy !req
134. YOU THINK
YOU'RE SO SMART?Copy !req
135. WHAT DO YOU THINK
THOSE TEACHERS ARE DOING?Copy !req
136. WELL, I KNOW WHAT
I'D BE DOING.Copy !req
137. I WOULD BE PERFECTING
MY INNERMOST SOUL.Copy !req
138. OM...Copy !req
139. OM...Copy !req
140. WHEN YOU CAN SNATCH
THESE PEBBLES FROM MY HAND,Copy !req
141. THEN YOU, TOO,Copy !req
142. CAN SHARE THE WISDOM
OF THE HIGH ADMINISTRATOR.Copy !req
143. HOW ABOUT TWO OUT OF THREE?Copy !req
144. WALK ACROSS
THESE HOT COALSCopy !req
145. AND PERFECT THE VISION
OF YOUR NIRVANA.Copy !req
146. I'LL TRY.Copy !req
147. OH, MAMA.Copy !req
148. WHAT? AND YOU THOUGHT
MY VERSION WAS STUPID?Copy !req
149. NOT NECESSARILY STUPID,
JUST INCORRECT.Copy !req
150. WE CAN ARGUE ABOUT THIS
TILL WE'RE IN HIGH SCHOOLCopy !req
151. AND NEVER KNOW WHAT
THE LOUNGE IS LIKE, OR...Copy !req
152. YOU DON'T MEAN...Copy !req
153. YEP. WE'RE GOING IN.Copy !req
154. HEY, NO RUNNING,
BIG BOY!Copy !req
155. HOW ARE WE GOING
TO GET PAST HER?Copy !req
156. THIS IS A JOB
FOR THE CRIER KID.Copy !req
157. WHAT ARE WE TALKING HERE?Copy !req
158. ARE YOU INTERESTED
IN OUR FULL-SERVICE PROGRAM?Copy !req
159. DEFINITELY.Copy !req
160. THEN YOU'LL NEED
TO SEE MY PRICE LIST.Copy !req
161. 2 BUCKS?
THIS IS PLAYGROUND ROBBERY!Copy !req
162. I HAD TO RAISE MY RATES,Copy !req
163. WHAT WITH OVERHEAD,
THE RISING COST OF KLEENEX.Copy !req
164. THAT VERY WELL MAY BE,Copy !req
165. BUT THE SUM TOTAL
OF OUR ASSETS IS 98 CENTS.Copy !req
166. THAT WON'T EVEN GET YOU
A SNIFFLE IN TODAY'S MARKET.Copy !req
167. I'LL GIVE YOU A SNIFFLE.Copy !req
168. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
169. THIS AND TWO CANDY BARS,
AND YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.Copy !req
170. GIVE IT UP, MIKE.
WE KNOW YOU'RE PACKING.Copy !req
171. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
172. WHAT THE...Copy !req
173. OKAY, BRADLEY,
CALM DOWN.Copy !req
174. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
THIS TIME?Copy !req
175. THAT BIG KID...
I WAS ON THE...Copy !req
176. I DIDN'T MEAN TO...
THEN HE HIT ME...Copy !req
177. AAH!Copy !req
178. WOW. THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE.Copy !req
179. SPINELLI?Copy !req
180. WHO'S THERE?Copy !req
181. IT'S MR. YAMASHIRO.Copy !req
182. HE MUST LIVE
IN THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE.Copy !req
183. NOW WHAT DO WE DO?Copy !req
184. IS MISS GROTKE THERE?Copy !req
185. NO, JUST ME.Copy !req
186. SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.Copy !req
187. WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO TELL MISS GROTKECopy !req
188. THAT HER CONVERTIBLE'S
ON FIRE IN THE PARKING LOT.Copy !req
189. NOT ONLY IS SHE NOT HERE,Copy !req
190. BUT SHE DOESN'T DRIVE
A CONVERTIBLE.Copy !req
191. I DO!Copy !req
192. READY?Copy !req
193. NO LABORATORY?Copy !req
194. NO HIGH-TECH GYM?Copy !req
195. NO SPIRITUAL AWAKENING?Copy !req
196. ALL THESE YEARS,
AND IT TURNS OUTCopy !req
197. THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE
IS NOTHING MORECopy !req
198. THAN A NAUGAHYDE COUCH
AND A BUSTED COFFEEMAKER.Copy !req
199. COME ON, GUYS.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
200. LOUSY PRANKSTERS.Copy !req
201. THERE'S NOT A THING WRONG
WITH MY CONVERTIBLE.Copy !req
202. AHH, THANK YOU, JAMES.Copy !req
203. HIGHER, HIGHER.
OH, YEAH, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
204. SO THEN I SAID
TO THE SUPERINTENDENT,Copy !req
205. "THAT'S NO KINDERGARTNER.
THAT'S MY WIFE."Copy !req
206. HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
207. MY WIFE.Copy !req
208. THAT YOU, YAMASHIRO?Copy !req
209. TRY THIS PHEASANT.
IT'S DIVINE.Copy !req
210. IT'S ALMOST LIKE
SHE LEFT IT THERE ON PURPOSE.Copy !req
211. ALL THOSE BALLS
RIPE FOR THE PICKING.Copy !req
212. WHAT'S TO STOP ONE OF US
FROM WALKING UP THERE,Copy !req
213. REACHING IN,
AND GETTING THE GOOD BALL?Copy !req
214. FINSTER.Copy !req
215. ACCORDING TO THE SCHEDULE,Copy !req
216. SHE OUGHT TO BE BITING
INTO THE SECOND HALFCopy !req
217. OF HER SARDINE
AND PICKLE SANDWICHCopy !req
218. RIGHT ABOUT... NOW.Copy !req
219. MMM. NOTHING LIKE A GOOD
SARDINE AND PICKLE SANDWICH,Copy !req
220. EH, RANDALL?Copy !req
221. YOU SAID IT,
MISS FINSTER.Copy !req
222. I'M GOING FOR IT.Copy !req
223. WHAT IS IT, BOY?Copy !req
224. I HEARD SOMETHING.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
225. MUST HAVE BEEN A FREQUENCY
ONLY LAP DOGS CAN HEAR.Copy !req
226. DON'T DO IT, RANDALL.Copy !req
227. MISS FINSTER!Copy !req
228. WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
229. NOTHING.Copy !req
230. YEAH, A WHOLE LOT
OF NOTHING.Copy !req
231. NOW STEP BACK FROM THE CART.
YOU KNOW THE PROCEDURE.Copy !req
232. THE PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT
HAS TO BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLYCopy !req
233. AMONG ALL STUDENTS,
NOT JUST A PRIVILEGED FEW.Copy !req
234. OKAY, KIDS, LINE UP!Copy !req
235. AW, COME ON.Copy !req
236. AHH, THE GOOD BALL.Copy !req
237. NOW, WHO SHALL GET IT TODAY?Copy !req
238. LET'S SEE... UH...Copy !req
239. RANDALL.Copy !req
240. HEY, I'LL LET YOU PLAY...
FOR A SMALL FEE, THAT IS.Copy !req
241. WE'D RATHER PLAY WITH
A FLAT BALL THAN A SLIMEBALL.Copy !req
242. OOH, GOOD ONE, SPINELLI.Copy !req
243. WELL, I'D RATHER PLAY
WITH A GOOD BALLCopy !req
244. THAN A DUMB, UH...Copy !req
245. I DON'T NEED THEM.
I DON'T NEED ANYONE.Copy !req
246. I'M HAVING
WAY MORE FUN BY MYSELF.Copy !req
247. OOH!Copy !req
248. SO PRICKLY SAYS,Copy !req
249. "THAT'S NO KINDERGARTNER.
THAT'S MY WIFE."Copy !req
250. THEY THINK
THEY'RE SO GREAT,Copy !req
251. T.J. AND HIS
LITTLE FRIENDS.Copy !req
252. WHAT MAKES HIM SO SPECIAL?Copy !req
253. HEH HEH HEH.
THIS WILL FIX HIS WAGON.Copy !req
254. MISS FINSTER!
MISS FINSTER!Copy !req
255. OOH!Copy !req
256. WHAT DID I DO?Copy !req
257. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID,
YOU LITTLE HOOLIGAN.Copy !req
258. JUST AS I THOUGHT,Copy !req
259. THE CRIMINAL ALWAYS RETURNS
TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.Copy !req
260. BUT YOU DRAGGED ME HERE.
I DIDN'T DO NOTHING.Copy !req
261. OH, REALLY?
WHAT'S THIS, THEN?Copy !req
262. "I DID IT!"
SIGNED T.J.Copy !req
263. AHA! A FULL CONFESSION.Copy !req
264. BUT IT WASN'T ME.
I'VE BEEN FRAMED.Copy !req
265. 10 MINUTES AT THE WALL!Copy !req
266. ENJOYING YOUR RECESS,
DETWEILER?Copy !req
267. IT WAS YOU,
WASN'T IT, RANDALL?Copy !req
268. BOY, OF ALL THE ROTTEN THINGS
TO DO TO A GUY...Copy !req
269. OH, I'M JUST
GETTING STARTED.Copy !req
270. I'M GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE
A LIVING NIGHTMARE.Copy !req
271. YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BE ABLE TO SPITCopy !req
272. WITHOUT ME
SENDING YOU TO THE WALL,Copy !req
273. 'CAUSE LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, T.J. DETWEILER.Copy !req
274. I WISH... I WISH...
I WISH I WAS YOU.Copy !req
275. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
276. YOU'RE FAT, UGLY, YOU WEAR
THAT FILTHY JACKET...Copy !req
277. OKAY, OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.Copy !req
278. AND YET GUYS PLAY WITH YOU,
THEY LAUGH AT YOUR JOKES,Copy !req
279. THEY COME TO YOU FOR ADVICE.
EVERYBODY LIKES YOU.Copy !req
280. LOOK AT ME. I GOT NOTHING.Copy !req
281. MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE ALWAYS SNITCHING.Copy !req
282. YOU THINK?Copy !req
283. YOU STOP RATTING ON ME,Copy !req
284. AND I'LL GET THE GANG
TO LET YOU HANG OUT WITH US.Copy !req
285. LIKE A PAL?Copy !req
286. UH, KIND OF.Copy !req
287. T.J., YOU GOT YOURSELF
A DEAL.Copy !req
288. WHAT? HAVE YOU LOST
YOUR MIND?Copy !req
289. I HAVE TO AGREE.
NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS.Copy !req
290. RANDALL JUST WANTS TO BE
ONE OF THE GANG.Copy !req
291. I WANT TO BE A 6-FOOT TALL
BODYBUILDER NAMED MO,Copy !req
292. BUT WE HAPPEN TO LIVE
IN SOMETHING CALLED REALITY.Copy !req
293. ONCE A SNITCH,
ALWAYS A SNITCH.Copy !req
294. HI, EVERYONE!Copy !req
295. HAVE A SEAT. WE WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
296. I KNOW.Copy !req
297. SO, HOW'S ABOUT WE LET
BYGONES BE BYGONES?Copy !req
298. I BROUGHT SOMETHING TO TRADE...
PICKLES AND SARDINES.Copy !req
299. YOU MAKE ME SICK.Copy !req
300. SO, YOU GUYS HEAR?Copy !req
301. MISS FINSTER'S GOT A NEW RULE
ABOUT THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN.Copy !req
302. YOU CAN ONLY DRINK
FOR THREE SECONDS OR...Copy !req
303. HEY, RANDALL, GUESS WHAT.Copy !req
304. NOBODY CARES.Copy !req
305. OH.Copy !req
306. THIS IS WORKING OUT PRETTY WELL
FOR THE FIRST DAY, HUH?Copy !req
307. PERHAPS YOU'D BE
MORE COMFORTABLECopy !req
308. EATING WITH MISS FINSTER?Copy !req
309. NO WAY. I'M STAYING HERE.Copy !req
310. I'M GOING TO BE ONE OF THE GANG
IF IT KILLS ME.Copy !req
311. HEY, GUYS,
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
312. UH, NOTHING.Copy !req
313. YOU WANT TO GO SPY
ON THE THIRD GRADERS?Copy !req
314. UH, NO, THANKS, RANDALL.Copy !req
315. HI, GUYS,
WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING?Copy !req
316. IT'S CALLED TETHERBALL.Copy !req
317. CAN I PLAY?Copy !req
318. IT'S A 2-PERSON GAME.Copy !req
319. HOW ABOUT I PLAY WINNER?Copy !req
320. UH, OKAY.Copy !req
321. WE'RE PLAYING TO A MILLION.
2-1, I'M WINNING.Copy !req
322. GO AWAY, SARDINE-BREATH.
YOU'RE STINKING UP MY AIR.Copy !req
323. HOW'S IT GOING, RANDALL?Copy !req
324. TERRIBLE. NO ONE
WILL EVEN TALK TO ME.Copy !req
325. MAYBE YOU SHOULD
DO SOMETHINGCopy !req
326. TO SHOW THEM THAT
YOU'VE REALLY CHANGED.Copy !req
327. LIKE WHAT?Copy !req
328. BUY EVERYBODY ICE CREAM.Copy !req
329. GET US A GOOD BALL
FOR ONCE.Copy !req
330. I'LL DO BETTER THAN THAT.Copy !req
331. I KNOW A PLACE WHERE...
OH, COME ON.Copy !req
332. OKAY, LET'S GO.Copy !req
333. THIS IS IT.Copy !req
334. I HAVE PASSED THIS DOOR
A MILLION TIMES.Copy !req
335. BESIDES, IT'S LOCKED.Copy !req
336. NO PROBLEM,Copy !req
337. IF YOU'VE GOT
THE RIGHT EQUIPMENT.Copy !req
338. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU...Copy !req
339. RATS! IT'S JAMMED.Copy !req
340. IS IT?Copy !req
341. OKAY, WE'RE HERE.
WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT...Copy !req
342. IT'S BALL HEAVEN.Copy !req
343. KIDS OF THE PLAYGROUND,Copy !req
344. I GIVE YOU BALLS!Copy !req
345. WELL, ISN'T THIS NICE?Copy !req
346. 83 BRAND-NEW BALLS BROKEN OUT
OF THEIR WRAPPINGSCopy !req
347. AND THROWN INTO THE DIRT
LIKE SO MUCH GARBAGE.Copy !req
348. WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE THINK
THESE ARE, PLAYTHINGS?Copy !req
349. SO, WHICH ONE OF YOU
LITTLE HOOLIGANS DID IT?Copy !req
350. COME ON, SPEAK UP!Copy !req
351. WAS IT...Copy !req
352. YOU, DETWEILER?Copy !req
353. HOW ABOUT YOU, SPINELLI?Copy !req
354. WELL, NO MATTER.
I'VE GOT MY SOURCES.Copy !req
355. RANDALL!Copy !req
356. YES, MISS FINSTER?Copy !req
357. WHICH ONE OF THESE HOOLIGANS
BROKE INTO THE BALL ROOM?Copy !req
358. WELL, UH...Copy !req
359. IF YOU HAD ANYTHING
TO DO WITH IT,Copy !req
360. YOU KNOW
I'LL GRANT YOU IMMUNITY.Copy !req
361. SPIT IT OUT!Copy !req
362. I DON'T KNOW!Copy !req
363. WHAT?Copy !req
364. I JUST DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
365. I WAS TYING MY SHOE
AT THE TIME,Copy !req
366. AND I JUST
DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.Copy !req
367. FINE.Copy !req
368. THEN I'LL JUST HAVE
TO FIND OUT FOR MYSELF.Copy !req
369. GOOD JOB, RANDALL.Copy !req
370. NICE ONE!Copy !req
371. RANDALL,
YOU'RE ONE OF US.Copy !req
372. HEY, THIS IS PRETTY FUN.Copy !req
373. YOU AREN'T STILL MAD
ABOUT ME TURNING YOU IN?Copy !req
374. NAH, WE BELIEVE
IN BURYING THE HATCHET.Copy !req
375. YEAH, AND EVERYTHING ELSE
WE CAN GET OUR HANDS ON.Copy !req
376. I'VE GOT TO HAND IT
TO YOU, TEEJ,Copy !req
377. RANDALL HAS COME AROUND.Copy !req
378. IT'S LIKE HE'S
A WHOLE NEW KID.Copy !req
379. HEY, YOU GUYS, FINSTER'S
GIVING OUT THE BALLS.Copy !req
380. COME ON.Copy !req
381. MAN, THIS IS GREAT!Copy !req
382. THE DIGGERS
LET ME DIG WITH THEM.Copy !req
383. I EVEN GOT AN AUDIENCE
WITH KING BOB.Copy !req
384. THINK YOU CAN GET US
THE GOOD BALL AGAIN?Copy !req
385. NO SWEAT.
LEAVE IT TO ME.Copy !req
386. YEAH, YEAH, GATHER AROUND,
YOU LITTLE BUZZARDS.Copy !req
387. I SHOULDN'T BE GIVING THIS
TO YOU AFTER THE OTHER DAY,Copy !req
388. BUT THE SCHOOL BOARD SAYS
I HAVE TO.Copy !req
389. AH, THE GOOD BALL.Copy !req
390. NOW, WHO SHALL GET IT TODAY?Copy !req
391. DOUGLAS!Copy !req
392. DOUGLAS?Copy !req
393. FINSTER'S NEW SNITCH.Copy !req
394. NEW SNITCH?Copy !req
395. FORGET ABOUT IT.
YOU MOVED ON.Copy !req
396. DOUGLAS... WHAT KIND OF NAME
IS THAT FOR A SNITCH?Copy !req
397. LOOK AT HIM STANDING THERE
WITH FINSTER ALL PRETTY-LIKE.Copy !req
398. SO SHE GOT A NEW SNITCH.
WHAT DO YOU CARE?Copy !req
399. YOU'RE COOL NOW.
YOU'VE GOT FRIENDS.Copy !req
400. YEAH, COME ON.
LET'S GO PLAY KICKBALL.Copy !req
401. GO AHEAD. I'LL CATCH UP
IN A MINUTE.Copy !req
402. I HOPE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.Copy !req
403. MISS FINSTER AND I ARE
GETTING ALONG QUITE WELL.Copy !req
404. EXCUSE ME. I'VE GOT
SOME SNOOPING TO DOCopy !req
405. IN THE PERMANENT
RECORDS ROOM.Copy !req
406. MISS FINSTER TOLD ME THAT ROOM
WAS OUR LITTLE SECRET.Copy !req
407. THAT WAS THEN,
THIS IS NOW.Copy !req
408. DOUGLAS,
BACK TO BUSINESS!Copy !req
409. SEE YOU AROUND, EX-WEASEL.Copy !req
410. RANDALL, YOU OKAY?Copy !req
411. "BACK TO BUSINESS"...
SHE USED TO SAY THAT TO ME.Copy !req
412. YOU'RE MISERABLE,
AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
413. MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW.
I MISS FINSTER, T.J...Copy !req
414. THE WAY SHE USED
TO YELL MY NAME,Copy !req
415. THE WAY SHE USED
TO ORDER ME AROUND,Copy !req
416. THE WAY SHE USED TO GIVE ME
HALF HER SANDWICH.Copy !req
417. WE HAD A SPECIAL
FRIENDSHIP, T.J.,Copy !req
418. BUT NOW I'M JUST
A REGULAR KID,Copy !req
419. AND FINSTER... SHE'S FOUND
ANOTHER SNITCH.Copy !req
420. RANDALL, THIS IS WEIRD
COMING FROM ME,Copy !req
421. BUT YOU'VE GOT TO GO BACK.Copy !req
422. HUH?Copy !req
423. YOU ONLY GET A FEW REALLY
GOOD FRIENDS IN LIFE,Copy !req
424. FRIENDS WHO LIKE YOU
FOR WHO YOU ARE.Copy !req
425. BEING POPULAR IS NO REASON
TO GIVE UP A FRIEND LIKE THAT,Copy !req
426. EVEN IF THAT FRIEND
IS A 200-POUND GARGOYLE.Copy !req
427. YOU KNOW, T.J.,Copy !req
428. THIS MEANS I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO RAT ON YOU.Copy !req
429. DO ME A FAVOR...Copy !req
430. DON'T TELL THE OTHER KIDS
ANY OF THIS.Copy !req
431. I WOULDN'T WANT
A REPUTATION.Copy !req
432. AS FAR AS THEY'LL KNOW,Copy !req
433. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A 2-BIT
DOUBLE-CROSSING SNITCH.Copy !req
434. THANKS, T.J.
THAT MEANS A LOT.Copy !req
435. IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT
YOUR BENEFITS PACKAGE.Copy !req
436. YOU'LL BE GETTING
AN EXTRA HELPING OF PUDDING...Copy !req
437. I'M BACK
AND READY TO TALK.Copy !req
438. TAKE A HIKE.
YOU'RE YESTERDAY'S NEWS.Copy !req
439. BUT, MISS FINSTER...Copy !req
440. I SAID BEAT IT BEFORE
I SUSPEND YOUR KEISTER!Copy !req
441. GEE, I NEVER KNEW YOU CARED.Copy !req
442. JUST CUT TO THE CHASE.Copy !req
443. I WANT THE NAMES
OF THOSE BALL THIEVES.Copy !req
444. DETWEILER, T.J...Copy !req
445. I KNEW HE WAS A RAT.Copy !req
446. I TOLD YOU
HE'D FINK US OUT.Copy !req
447. HE HAD IT ALL,
AND HE THREW IT AWAY.Copy !req
448. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHY HE DID IT.Copy !req
449. WHO KNOWS, GRETCHEN?
WHO KNOWS?Copy !req