1. WAH!Copy !req
2. UHH!Copy !req
3. AAH!Copy !req
4. MAYBE IT DIDN'T WORK.Copy !req
5. IT HAD TO WORK. IT WAS
A FOOLPROOF PLAN.Copy !req
6. ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS,Copy !req
7. DISCOVERY SHOULD TAKE PLACE
JUST ABOUT...Copy !req
8. NOW.Copy !req
9. IT'S A DISASTER!
IT'S A DISASTER, I SAY!Copy !req
10. HANK, WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
11. THE BIG FREEZER'S
ON THE FRITZ.Copy !req
12. THE SEMESTER'S SUPPLY
OF ICE CREAM IS MELTING,Copy !req
13. INCLUDING
PRINCIPAL PRICKLY'SCopy !req
14. PRIVATE STASH
OF FROZEN FUDGIES.Copy !req
15. WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GET
THAT ICE CREAM OUT OF THERE.Copy !req
16. YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE
100 GALLONSCopy !req
17. OF FROZEN DESSERT
OUT IN THE OPEN.Copy !req
18. BY 2:00, WE'LL HAVE
A FUDGE SWIRL DISASTER,Copy !req
19. THE LIKES OF WHICH
THIS SCHOOL HAS NEVER SEEN.Copy !req
20. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?Copy !req
21. UH, HANK, PERHAPS WE COULD BE
OF ASSISTANCE.Copy !req
22. I DON'T THINK I COULD EAT
ANOTHER BITE.Copy !req
23. ME, NEITHER.
OH, WHAT THE HECK?Copy !req
24. HAND ME THAT
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SWIRLY.Copy !req
25. SEE? I TOLD YOU GUYS
IT WOULD WORK.Copy !req
26. YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.Copy !req
27. WHAT DID I DO?Copy !req
28. SOMEONE UNPLUGGED
THE BIG FREEZER,Copy !req
29. AND THAT SOMEONE IS YOU.Copy !req
30. BUT, MISS FINSTER, I WASN'T
ANYWHERE NEAR THE BIG FREEZER.Copy !req
31. OH, YEAH?
WELL, EXPLAIN THIS.Copy !req
32. UH-OH.Copy !req
33. COME ON, PALLY.
IT'S THE WALL FOR YOU.Copy !req
34. HOW'S IT GOING, TEEJ?Copy !req
35. THE VIEW'S NOT SO HOT,
BUT AT LEAST I GOT COMPANY.Copy !req
36. HEY, A BRICK WALL'S EASIERCopy !req
37. ON THE EYES THAN FINSTER.Copy !req
38. LOOK AT THEM, RANDALL,Copy !req
39. SWARMING AROUND
THEIR LITTLE FRIEND,Copy !req
40. LAUGHING, JOKING
AS IF THE WALLCopy !req
41. WERE NO PUNISHMENT AT ALL.Copy !req
42. IT OCCURS TO ME AS LONG
AS CHILDREN HAVE EACH OTHER,Copy !req
43. DISCIPLINE IS IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
44. THE KEY IS TO SEVER
THE LINK TO THEIR FRIENDS.Copy !req
45. BREAK THAT,
AND YOU BREAK THE CHILD.Copy !req
46. BUT HOW?Copy !req
47. I'M NOT SURE, RANDALL.Copy !req
48. I NEED A PUNISHMENT
THAT'S SOCIALLY ISOLATING,Copy !req
49. SOMETHING IMPENETRABLE,
BUT WHAT? WHAT?Copy !req
50. FALL IN.Copy !req
51. HERE! NOW!Copy !req
52. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION
THAT SOME OF YOUCopy !req
53. DO NOT TAKE MY PLAYGROUND
PUNISHMENTS SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
54. YOU SEEM TO THINK THAT GETTING
IN TROUBLE IS A BIG JOKE,Copy !req
55. A GAME.Copy !req
56. THE JOKE'S ON YOUCopy !req
57. BECAUSE THE RULES OF THE GAME
JUST CHANGED.Copy !req
58. DISCIPLINE HAS A NEW NAME,
AND THAT NAME IS THE BOX.Copy !req
59. ANY INFRACTION OF ANY RULE WILL
RESULT IN A TRIP TO THE BOX.Copy !req
60. GET CAUGHT RUNNING
ON THE BLACKTOP,Copy !req
61. TAKE CUTS IN LINE,
GO TO THE BOX!Copy !req
62. ANY HORSEPLAY, JOKING AROUND,
OR UNAUTHORIZED FUNCopy !req
63. OF ANY KIND, THE BOX!Copy !req
64. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. GOT IT?
GOOD. THAT IS ALL.Copy !req
65. IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF LINES
PAINTED ON THE GROUND.Copy !req
66. YEAH, TALK ABOUT LAME.Copy !req
67. IT'S FINSTER'S FOLLY.Copy !req
68. THIS IS BIG, RANDALL.Copy !req
69. IT'S GOING TO MAKE ME MORE
FAMOUS THAN MILDRED FRIZBONE.Copy !req
70. MILDRED WHO?Copy !req
71. FRIZBONE!Copy !req
72. THE TEACHER WHO INVENTED
DETENTION BACK IN '52.Copy !req
73. BUT, MISS FINSTER, THE KIDS
ARE JUST LAUGHING AT IT.Copy !req
74. WELL, THEY WON'T
BE LAUGHING LONG, RANDALL.Copy !req
75. THEY WON'T
BE LAUGHING LONG.Copy !req
76. WHOO! HA HA HA!Copy !req
77. HA HA HA!Copy !req
78. HA HA! WHOO!Copy !req
79. THAT WAS GREAT.Copy !req
80. T.J. DETWEILER, I MIGHT HAVE
KNOWN YOU'D BE THE FIRSTCopy !req
81. TO TEST
MY NEW PUNISHMENT.Copy !req
82. 10 MINUTES IN THE BOX.Copy !req
83. T.J.'S GETTING THE BOX!Copy !req
84. THE FINSTER'S BOX...
T.J.Copy !req
85. T.J.! T.J.! T.J.! T.J.!Copy !req
86. HAVE YOUR FUN WHILE YOU CAN,
MR. DETWEILER,Copy !req
87. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
COMING OUT FOR 10 MINUTES.Copy !req
88. AS FOR THE REST OF YOU,
STAY AWAY!Copy !req
89. ANYBODY GETS WITHIN 30 YARDS
OF THIS THING,Copy !req
90. AND YOU'LL GET DETENTION
FOR A WEEK.Copy !req
91. COME, RANDALL.Copy !req
92. LET'S LEAVE MR. DETWEILER ALONE
WITH HIS THOUGHTS.Copy !req
93. THE BOX... BIG DEAL.Copy !req
94. LET'S PLAY A LITTLE CATCH.Copy !req
95. OH, WELL, WHO CARES?Copy !req
96. I'LL BE OUT OF HERE
IN A MERE... 10 MINUTES?Copy !req
97. YEAH, THAT'S OKAY. I'LL JUST
WATCH THE CLOUDS GO BY.Copy !req
98. YEAH, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
99. THERE'S ONE.
NOPE, JUST A BIRD.Copy !req
100. WELL, I WONDER
WHAT TIME IT IS NOW.Copy !req
101. I KNOW. I'LL JUST TAKE
A LITTLE NAP.Copy !req
102. I HAVEN'T HAD A NICE NAP
IN A LONG TIME.Copy !req
103. HUH, WHAT? OH, MAN,
I MUST HAVE DOZED OFF.Copy !req
104. SURE HOPE I'M NOT LATE
FOR CLASS.Copy !req
105. NO, THIS IS CRAZY.Copy !req
106. OH, THIS BOX IS STUPID!
JUST A BUNCH OF DUMB LINES.Copy !req
107. IN FACT, 4 DUMB LINES...
1, 2, 3, 4.Copy !req
108. FOUR DUMB LINES.Copy !req
109. FOUR STUPID, DUMB LINES
PAINTED ON THE GROUND.Copy !req
110. THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GET TO ME.
NO, SIR, NOT TO ME.Copy !req
111. LOOK AT HIM. HE'S LIKE
ONE OF THOSE TIGERS IN THE ZOO.Copy !req
112. MAYBE THE BOX IS
TOUGHER THAN WE THOUGHT.Copy !req
113. I HOPE HE'S GOING TO
BE ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
114. AAH! IT'S GETTING TO ME!Copy !req
115. OH!Copy !req
116. NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
117. IT'S TIME TO LET
HIM OUT, MISS FINSTER.Copy !req
118. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GIVE
HIM AN EXTRA TWO MINUTES?Copy !req
119. THAT'S INHUMAN.Copy !req
120. YOU'RE A GENIUS,
MISS FINSTER.Copy !req
121. HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!Copy !req
122. HAD ENOUGH, DETWEILER?Copy !req
123. YES, T.J.'S HAD ENOUGH.Copy !req
124. FINE. YOU MAY COME OUT
IF YOU PROMISECopy !req
125. TO BE A GOOD BOY AND FOLLOW
MY RULES FROM NOW ON.Copy !req
126. OH, YES, MISS FINSTER.
T.J.'s A GOOD LITTLE BOY.Copy !req
127. GET HIM OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
128. T.J., YOU MADE IT.
YOU SURVIVED.Copy !req
129. LOOKING GOOD, BUDDY.Copy !req
130. NO. T.J.'s LOOKING BAD,
BUT HE'LL BE GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.Copy !req
131. OH, MAN, THIS IS BAD,
YOU GUYS.Copy !req
132. HE'S REALLY SNAPPED.Copy !req
133. THIS IS T.J.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
134. BY TOMORROW MORNING,
HE'LL BE FINE.Copy !req
135. T.J.'S A GOOD BOY, GOOD BOY.Copy !req
136. HERE YOU GO, T.J...
A NICE RAVIOLI.Copy !req
137. NO!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?Copy !req
138. THE RAVIOLI IS A SQUARE.
THE SQUARE IS A SYMBOL OF...Copy !req
139. THE BOX?Copy !req
140. AAH! THE BOX!Copy !req
141. BUT HE'S GOT
TO EAT SOMETHING.Copy !req
142. HERE. HAVE SOME
OF MY SANDWICH.Copy !req
143. AAH!Copy !req
144. PUT IT DOWN, MIKEY.
IT'S A SQUARE.
OH.Copy !req
145. DETWEILER! I'VE GOT
A LITTLE JOB FOR YOU.Copy !req
146. T.J. HELP MISS FINSTER...Copy !req
147. GET HER LUNCH,
CLEAN HER SHOES.Copy !req
148. T.J. GOOD BOY,
GOOD BOY.Copy !req
149. ERASER DUTY.Copy !req
150. HE'S SUNK AS LOW
AS A KID CAN GET.Copy !req
151. WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING, GUYS,
BEFORE WE LOSE T.J. FOREVER.Copy !req
152. MAYBE IF WE JUST NEVER
USE THE WORD "SQUARE" AGAIN.Copy !req
153. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO,
PLAY FOUR-CIRCLE?Copy !req
154. PERHAPS WE'VE BEEN GOING
ABOUT THIS ALL WRONG.Copy !req
155. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
GRETCHEN?Copy !req
156. WELL,
ACCORDING TO DR. FREUD,Copy !req
157. TRYING TO TAKE A PERSON'S
MIND OFF HIS FEARSCopy !req
158. IS JUST PLAYING INTO THEM.
THE ONLY CURE ISCopy !req
159. TO MAKE THE PERSON
CONFRONT THOSE FEARS.Copy !req
160. T.J. MUST GO BACK
IN THE BOX.Copy !req
161. WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY?Copy !req
162. THERE'S NO WAY T.J.
WILL GO BACK IN THAT BOX.Copy !req
163. HE'S SCARED TO DEATH
OF IT.Copy !req
164. I KNOW ONE WAY...
FINSTER.Copy !req
165. T.J.'s A GOOD BOY,
STAYS OUT OF TROUBLE.Copy !req
166. NO TROUBLE, NO TROUBLE.Copy !req
167. I DON'T LIKE THIS.
I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT.Copy !req
168. WE GOT TO DO IT, VINCE.
IT'S FOR HIS OWN GOOD.Copy !req
169. READY? 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
170. HEY!Copy !req
171. T.J. DETWEILER!Copy !req
172. MOCK ME, WILL YOU?
BACK TO THE BOX!Copy !req
173. NO, NOT THE BOX.
NOT THE BOX!Copy !req
174. ARE YOU SURE THIS
WAS A GOOD IDEA?Copy !req
175. ABSOLUTELY. IT WILL
CURE HIM COMPLETELYCopy !req
176. OR PUSH HIM OVER THE EDGECopy !req
177. SO HE'LL BE A BLUBBERING MASS
FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.Copy !req
178. OOH!Copy !req
179. HEY, MISTER,Copy !req
180. LITTLE HELP.Copy !req
181. THE BALL, COULD YOU
THROW IT TO ME?Copy !req
182. UGH!Copy !req
183. DUMB FOURTH GRADERS...Copy !req
184. THINK THEY'RE BETTER
THAN EVERYBODY ELSE.Copy !req
185. BUT... BUT HE CAME
IN THE BOX.Copy !req
186. HE CAN'T COME IN THE BOX.Copy !req
187. HA!Copy !req
188. IT'S JUST FOUR DUMB LINES
PAINTED ON THE GROUND.Copy !req
189. HA HA HA!Copy !req
190. WELL, RANDALL, IT SEEMSCopy !req
191. MR. SPITBALL'S
10 MINUTES ARE UP.Copy !req
192. WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GO RELEASE HIM?Copy !req
193. OR AT LEAST
WHAT'S LEFT OF HIM.Copy !req
194. HEY, THERE, MISS FINSTER,
10 MINUTES ALREADY?Copy !req
195. OH, WELL, YES, THEY ARE.Copy !req
196. GREAT. THEN I'D BETTER
GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
197. I GOT A LOT OF PLAYING
TO CATCH UP ON.Copy !req
198. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
A BLITHERING JELLO MOLD.Copy !req
199. T.J.: WHAT,
'CAUSE OF THAT?Copy !req
200. I'D HAVE TO BE NUTS TO BE
AFRAID OF THAT. SEE YA!Copy !req
201. BUT MY BOX,
MY BRAINCHILD,Copy !req
202. IT'S RUINED, RUINED!Copy !req
203. POOR T.J. HE LOOKED SO SAD
WHEN SHE TOOK HIM AWAY.Copy !req
204. I FEEL LIKE
SUCH A TRAITOR.Copy !req
205. WHY DID I READ
THAT STUPID FREUD?Copy !req
206. HEY, ANYBODY UP
FOR A LITTLE DODGEBALL?Copy !req
207. T.J.!Copy !req
208. YOU'RE OKAY.Copy !req
209. OF COURSE.Copy !req
210. WE THOUGHT
WE LOST YOU, MAN.Copy !req
211. LISTEN, T.J., I'M SORRY
WE GOT YOU INTO TROUBLE.Copy !req
212. IF YOU HADN'T DONE THAT,Copy !req
213. I'D STILL BE POUNDING ERASERS
AND POLISHING FINSTER'S SHOES.Copy !req
214. YOU'RE NOT MAD?Copy !req
215. HECK, NO.
YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT.Copy !req
216. THE ONLY WAY TO GET OVER
YOUR FEARS IS TO FACE THEM.Copy !req
217. THE FACT IS, I COULDN'T
GET OUT OF THE BOXCopy !req
218. UNTIL I WENT BACK IN.Copy !req
219. MY BOX!Copy !req
220. MY BOX! MY BEAUTIFUL BOX!Copy !req
221. SEE YOU LATER,
MISS FINSTER, A LOT LATER.Copy !req
222. INCOMING!Copy !req
223. MAN, THERE IS NOTHING
LIKE A GOOD DIRT CLOD WAR.Copy !req
224. YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
225. AAH!Copy !req
226. OHH... ROCK... THROWN.Copy !req
227. DON'T KNOW...
IF I'LL... MAKE IT.Copy !req
228. A ROCK? WHAT KIND
OF ROTTEN, EVIL KIDCopy !req
229. WOULD THROW A ROCK
IN A DIRT CLOD WAR?Copy !req
230. HEY, GUYS,
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
231. IT WAS HER.
SPINELLI DID IT.Copy !req
232. SHE THREW THE... ROCK.Copy !req
233. UH-OH.Copy !req
234. THAT LITTLE 2-BIT,
SNOT-FACED, GOB-OF-SPIT.Copy !req
235. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'D
SAY THAT STUFF ABOUT ME.Copy !req
236. YEAH, JUST 'CAUSE
YOU THREW A ROCK AT A GUY.Copy !req
237. I DID NOT THROW
A ROCK AT A GUY.Copy !req
238. GOOD. THROWING A ROCK
IN A DIRT CLOD WARCopy !req
239. IS ABOUT AS LOW
AS A KID CAN GET.
UGH!Copy !req
240. LOOK, IF SPINELLI SAYS
SHE DIDN'T, SHE DIDN'T.Copy !req
241. YEAH. BESIDES,
IT'S BEEN A WHOLE DAY.Copy !req
242. EVERYBODY'S PROBABLY
FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT BY NOW.Copy !req
243. THERE SHE IS,
THE ROCK-THROWER!Copy !req
244. WHAT DO YOU WANT,
ROCK-THROWER,Copy !req
245. TO SMACK THIS POOR
INNOCENT KID AGAIN?Copy !req
246. OHH.Copy !req
247. INNOCENT KID? IT'S RANDALL.Copy !req
248. OH, YEAH? WELL, EVEN IF
IT IS JUST RANDALL,Copy !req
249. YOU CAN'T THROW A ROCK
IN A DIRT CLOD WAR.Copy !req
250. IT'S JUST PLAIN WRONG.Copy !req
251. BUT I DIDN'T DO IT.
I WASN'T NEAR THE WEASEL.Copy !req
252. WELL, WHERE WERE YOU, THEN?Copy !req
253. I-I CAN'T SAY.Copy !req
254. I KNOW WHERE SHE WAS...
OUT GETTING MORE ROCKS.Copy !req
255. TAKE HER TO PRICKLY!Copy !req
256. TURN HER OVER TO FINSTER!Copy !req
257. SEND HER TO
THE DODGEBALL WALL.Copy !req
258. NO, WAIT.Copy !req
259. I SAY WE GIVE HER
A SWIRLY.Copy !req
260. SWIRLY! SWIRLY! SWIRLY!Copy !req
261. WAIT A MINUTE!
YOU CAN'T GIVE A SWIRLYCopy !req
262. WITHOUT A FAIR TRIAL.Copy !req
263. OH, YEAH? SAYS WHO?Copy !req
264. SAYS ME.Copy !req
265. AS LONG AS I'M KING,
WE'RE GOING TO DO THINGS RIGHT.Copy !req
266. FIRST, A FAIR TRIAL,
THEN WE'LL GIVE HER A SWIRLY.Copy !req
267. YAY!Copy !req
268. AND TO MAKE SURE
THE TRIAL GOES AS PLANNED,Copy !req
269. I APPOINT THE SMARTEST KID
ON THE PLAYGROUNDCopy !req
270. TO BE PROSECUTOR...
GRETCHEN GRUNDLER.Copy !req
271. BUT I CAN'T BE THE PROSECUTOR.
I-I'M SPINELLI'S FRIEND.Copy !req
272. SILENCE!Copy !req
273. THE TRIAL WILL BEGIN
AT NOON SHARP,Copy !req
274. THE SWIRLY AT 12:15.Copy !req
275. YAY!Copy !req
276. SWIRLY! SWIRLY! SWIRLY!Copy !req
277. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?Copy !req
278. IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.Copy !req
279. YOU'VE GOT GRETCHEN
FOR A PROSECUTOR.Copy !req
280. SHE'LL GO EASY ON YOU.Copy !req
281. ACTUALLY, T.J.,Copy !req
282. ACCORDING TO THE CONSTITUTION
OF THE PLAYGROUND,Copy !req
283. IT IS MY DUTY TO PROSECUTE TO
THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW.Copy !req
284. I'M DOOMED.Copy !req
285. LOOK, ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO
IS TAKE THE STAND,Copy !req
286. TELL EVERYBODY
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED,Copy !req
287. AND YOU'RE HOME FREE.Copy !req
288. I CAN'T.Copy !req
289. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU CAN'T?Copy !req
290. I SAID I CAN'T, OKAY?Copy !req
291. I'M NOT TELLING
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.Copy !req
292. IF YOU DON'T, THEY'LL GIVE YOU
THE SWIRLY FOR SURE.Copy !req
293. I'M NOT TAKING THE STAND,
AND THAT'S FINAL.Copy !req
294. HEAR YE, HEAR YE!Copy !req
295. THE HIGH COURT OF THE PLAYGROUND
IS NOW IN SESSION,Copy !req
296. THE RIGHT HONORABLE
KING BOB PRESIDING.Copy !req
297. ALL RISE.Copy !req
298. OKAY, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
I'M MISSING LUNCH.Copy !req
299. THE PROSECUTION MAY BEGIN.Copy !req
300. YOUR HONOR,
BOYS AND GIRLS OF THE JURY,Copy !req
301. THROWING A ROCK
IN A DIRT CLOD WARCopy !req
302. IS THE MOST DESPICABLE CRIME
A KID CAN COMMIT...Copy !req
303. WORSE THAN TAKING CUTS IN LINE,Copy !req
304. EVEN WORSE THAN SPITTING LOOGIES
IN THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN.Copy !req
305. TODAY I INTEND TO PROVECopy !req
306. THAT THIS VIOLENT
AND ILL-TEMPERED GIRL...Copy !req
307. SORRY, SPINELLI...Copy !req
308. IS GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!Copy !req
309. YAY!Copy !req
310. THE PEOPLE... KIDS... CALL
RANDALL J. WEEMS TO THE STAND.Copy !req
311. DO YOU,
RANDALL "THE SNITCH" WEEMS,Copy !req
312. SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH
AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH?Copy !req
313. UH, I DO.Copy !req
314. RANDALL, TELL US
IN YOUR OWN WORDSCopy !req
315. EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED
YESTERDAY.Copy !req
316. WELL, THIS HEAD WOUND'S
PRETTY BAD,Copy !req
317. BUT I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I REMEMBER.Copy !req
318. IT WAS A DIRT CLOD WAR
TO END ALL DIRT CLOD WARS.Copy !req
319. LIKE ALWAYS,
I WAS PRETTY MUCHCopy !req
320. HAVING TO FIGHT
THE WHOLE THING SINGLE-HANDED.Copy !req
321. AND THEN I SAW HER.Copy !req
322. HA HA! GOTCHA, WIMPOS.Copy !req
323. OF ALL THE COWARDLY ACTS.
SPINELLI!Copy !req
324. RANDALL!Copy !req
325. IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, SISTER.Copy !req
326. I-I CAN'T FIGHT YOU,
RANDALL.Copy !req
327. YOU ARE MY MORAL
AND PHYSICAL SUPERIOR.Copy !req
328. YOU'RE RIGHT, SPINELLI.
IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR.Copy !req
329. AFTER ALL,
I CAN BEAT YOU ANY DAYCopy !req
330. AT THROWING DIRT CLODS.Copy !req
331. TRUE, RANDALL,
BUT THIS IS NOT A DIRT CLOD.Copy !req
332. YOU WOULDN'T.Copy !req
333. JUST WATCH ME.Copy !req
334. I SAY WE GIVE HER
THE SWIRLY NOW!Copy !req
335. SWIRLY! SWIRLY! SWIRLY!Copy !req
336. JUST BECAUSE RANDALL
SAYS SPINELLI DID ITCopy !req
337. DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
338. YEAH, WHY WOULD SPINELLICopy !req
339. WANT TO HIT RANDALL
WITH A ROCK?Copy !req
340. YES, WHY?
WHAT POSSIBLE MOTIVECopy !req
341. WOULD MISS SPINELLI HAVE
FOR BEANING THIS INNOCENT BOY?Copy !req
342. YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST
MY CLIENT, DO YOU, SPINELLI?Copy !req
343. NOT ENOUGH TO HIT HIM
WITH A ROCK.Copy !req
344. OH, REALLY?Copy !req
345. I CALL MIKEY TO THE STAND.Copy !req
346. ME?Copy !req
347. MIKEY, DID YOU TELL MECopy !req
348. ABOUT SOMETHING
YOU SAW YESTERDAY?Copy !req
349. I'M SORRY, SPINELLI,
BUT I SAW IT.Copy !req
350. I SAW IT ALL.Copy !req
351. IT WAS A NIGHTMARE
OF A DIRT CLOD WAR.Copy !req
352. I HAD NEVER SEEN SUCH CARNAGE.Copy !req
353. MADNESS! MADNESS!Copy !req
354. BUT THEN I SAW SPINELLI,Copy !req
355. AND MY HEART FELT HOPE
FOR MANKIND.Copy !req
356. YOU OKAY, MAN?Copy !req
357. GET ME A TISSUE.Copy !req
358. I SAID GET ME
A TISSUE NOW!Copy !req
359. TIMEOUT! TIMEOUT!Copy !req
360. HA HA HA!Copy !req
361. I'M GOING TO CREAM YOU,
YOU LITTLE WORM!Copy !req
362. YOU HIT SPINELLI
DURING A TIMEOUT?Copy !req
363. SHE WAS RIGHT.
YOU ARE A WORM.Copy !req
364. YOUR HONOR, PLEASE,Copy !req
365. MY CLIENT'S NOT THE ONE
ON TRIAL HERE.Copy !req
366. I WAS AFRAID SPINELLI WAS GOING
TO DO SOMETHING SHE'D REGRET,Copy !req
367. SO I CHASED AFTER THEM.Copy !req
368. I SAW THEM ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE FENCE.Copy !req
369. OKAY, OKAY, I GIVE!
PLEASE, DON'T BEAN ME!Copy !req
370. SPINELLI, DON'T!Copy !req
371. I RAN FOR THE GATE,
BUT BEFORE I GOT THERE...Copy !req
372. IT WAS TOO LATE,
TOO LATE.Copy !req
373. IT'S OKAY, MIKEY.
IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
374. WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?
WAR IS NOT A GAME!Copy !req
375. IT'S NOT A GAME!Copy !req
376. I THOUGHT
IT WAS A GAME.Copy !req
377. BOYS AND GIRLS OF THE JURY,Copy !req
378. THE FACTS
OF THE CASE ARE CLEAR.Copy !req
379. PROVOKED OR NOT,
THE DEFENDANT ATTACKED MY CLIENTCopy !req
380. AND BEANED HIM WITH A ROCK,Copy !req
381. AND YOUR VERDICT
MUST BE AS SIMPLE...Copy !req
382. GUILTY, BOYS AND GIRLS.
GUILTY.Copy !req
383. GUILTY! GUILTY!Copy !req
384. DOES THE DEFENSE
HAVE ANYTHING TO SAYCopy !req
385. BEFORE WE SENTENCE
YOUR CLIENT TO A SWIRLY?Copy !req
386. YES, YOUR HONOR, WE DO.
THERE'S ONLY ONE DEFENSECopy !req
387. AGAINST CHARGES
AS HEINOUS AS THESE,Copy !req
388. AND THAT DEFENSE
IS THE TRUTH.Copy !req
389. THAT IS WHY WE CALL
SPINELLI TO THE STAND.Copy !req
390. WHAT? I TOLD YOU GUYS
I'M NOT TALKING.Copy !req
391. THIS ISN'T
JUST ABOUT YOU ANYMORE,Copy !req
392. THIS IS ABOUT ALL OF US.Copy !req
393. HE'S RIGHT.Copy !req
394. LETTING PEOPLE PUNISH YOUCopy !req
395. FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T DO
IS PLAIN WRONG.Copy !req
396. IF YOU LET PEOPLE GIVE YOU
A SWIRLY YOU DON'T DESERVE,Copy !req
397. THEN YOU'RE JUST AS WRONG
AS THEY ARE.Copy !req
398. OH, MAN, T.J.Copy !req
399. WHY DO I LET YOU
TALK ME INTO THESE THINGS?Copy !req
400. OKAY, SPINELLI,Copy !req
401. TELL US WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.Copy !req
402. WELL, IT WAS LIKE THIS.Copy !req
403. THERE I WAS
STANDING OVER RANDALL,Copy !req
404. HIM BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESSCopy !req
405. AND ME WITH
A DIRT CLOD IN MY HAND...Copy !req
406. NOT A ROCK, A DIRT CLOD.Copy !req
407. I WAS GOING TO NAIL HIMCopy !req
408. WHEN I HEARD A SOUND
FROM ABOVE ME.Copy !req
409. IT WAS SOME STUPID CAT
STUCK IN A TREE.Copy !req
410. I FIGURED I HAD TO HELP IT,Copy !req
411. SO I JUST FORGOT ALL
ABOUT THAT IDIOT RANDALLCopy !req
412. AND DID WHAT I HAD TO DO.Copy !req
413. COME ON, BOY.
COME ON.Copy !req
414. YOU MEAN, YOU'RE, LIKE, SAYING
YOU DIDN'T BEAN RANDALLCopy !req
415. 'CAUSE YOU WERE SAVING
A KITTY FROM A TREE?Copy !req
416. YES.Copy !req
417. I SHOULD HAVE JUST
TAKEN THE SWIRLY.Copy !req
418. COME ON. THIS IS,
LIKE, SO NOT TRUE.Copy !req
419. SPINELLI SAVING
A KITTY? AS IF.Copy !req
420. YOU CAN ASK MISS FINSTER
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.Copy !req
421. MISS FINSTER? WHAT DOES SHE
HAVE TO DO WITH IT?Copy !req
422. WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE THIS...Copy !req
423. CONAN!Copy !req
424. OH, MY LITTLE BABY-WABY.
DID MOMMY LOSE YOU?Copy !req
425. GOOD WORK, SPINELLI.
I OWE YOU ONE.Copy !req
426. TURNED OUT THE DUMB CAT
WAS FINSTER'S ALL ALONG.Copy !req
427. SO THERE'S YOUR PROOF, OKAY?Copy !req
428. I WASN'T NEAR RANDALL
WHEN HE GOT HIT BY THAT ROCK.Copy !req
429. IF YOU WERE GETTING
FINSTER'S CATCopy !req
430. OUT OF THE TREE,
WHO THREW THE ROCK?Copy !req
431. YEAH, WHAT'S THE TRUTH?Copy !req
432. WHAT? WHY IS EVERYONE
LOOKING AT ME?Copy !req
433. I'M NOT THE ONE ON TRIAL,
RIGHT, GRETCHEN?Copy !req
434. I, TOO, WOULD LIKE TO HEAR
THE TRUTH FOR A CHANGE.Copy !req
435. THE TRUTH?
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!Copy !req
436. TRY US.Copy !req
437. OKAY, YOU WANT THE TRUTH?
WELL, HERE IT IS.Copy !req
438. ALL THOSE YEARS
OF SNITCHING FOR FINSTER,Copy !req
439. RUNNING AROUND FOR FINSTER,Copy !req
440. BEING FINSTER'S SLAVE,Copy !req
441. AND NEVER ONCE
HAVE I EVER GOTCopy !req
442. A "GOOD JOB, RANDALL.
I OWE YOU ONE."Copy !req
443. NEVER! AND THEN LITTLE
MISS SPINDERELL COMES ALONGCopy !req
444. AND GETS THAT STUPID CAT
OUT OF A TREE,Copy !req
445. AND IT'S, "GOOD JOB, SPINELLI.
I OWE YOU ONE."Copy !req
446. THOSE WORDS WILL BURN
IN MY SOUL FOREVER.Copy !req
447. BUT WHO THREW
THE ROCK, RANDALL?Copy !req
448. WHO THREW THE ROCK?Copy !req
449. I DID IT, OKAY? IT WAS ME!Copy !req
450. THERE I WAS, WATCHING
MISS FINSTER COMPLIMENTCopy !req
451. MY ARCH-NEMESIS SPINELLI.Copy !req
452. IT SICKENED ME.
AND THAT'S WHEN I SAW IT...Copy !req
453. THAT BEAUTIFUL ROCK
JUST LYING THERE ON THE GROUND.Copy !req
454. SO I PICKED IT UP.Copy !req
455. I REALIZED HOW HEAVY IT WAS
AND FOUND ANOTHER,Copy !req
456. AND I THREW IT.Copy !req
457. I THREW IT STRAIGHT UP
IN THE AIR.Copy !req
458. I HIT MYSELF
ON THE HEAD, OKAY?Copy !req
459. AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!
I'D DO IT AGAIN!Copy !req
460. OH, FINSTER, MY FINSTER,
HOW YOU TORTURE ME.Copy !req
461. WHAT AN IDIOT!Copy !req
462. THAT'S THE LAMEST THING
I EVER HEARD.Copy !req
463. IN LIGHT
OF THIS NEW EVIDENCE,Copy !req
464. THE PROSECUTION
WITHDRAWS ITS CASE.Copy !req
465. YAY!Copy !req
466. WHICH MEANS THIS COURT HAS
ONLY ONE OTHER OFFICIAL DUTY...Copy !req
467. GIVE RANDALL THE SWIRLY.Copy !req
468. AAH!Copy !req
469. WELL, SPINELLI, I TOLD YOU
WE WERE YOUR DREAM TEAM.Copy !req
470. YEAH, SORRY WE DIDN'T
BELIEVE YOU AT FIRST.Copy !req
471. IT'S JUST... I THOUGHT I SAW
WHAT I THOUGHT I SAW.Copy !req
472. HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
473. I WAS THE ONE WHO
WOULDN'T TAKE THE STAND.Copy !req
474. YOU WERE ALL THERE
WHEN I NEEDED YOU...Copy !req
475. EVEN YOU, GRETCHEN.Copy !req
476. HEY, WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?Copy !req
477. HOW COULD WE EVER
HAVE DOUBTED HER?Copy !req
478. AAH!Copy !req
479. SWIRLY! SWIRLY! SWIRLY!Copy !req