1. WHAA!Copy !req
2. WHAA!Copy !req
3. AAH!Copy !req
4. URP!Copy !req
5. "LIFE, LIBERTY,
AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS...Copy !req
6. "THESE WERE THE IDEALS
OUR FOUNDING FATHERSCopy !req
7. "VOWED TO DEFEND
DURING THE REVOLUTION.Copy !req
8. TO PROTECT FREEDOM
OF THE PRESS..."Copy !req
9. OW.Copy !req
10. "FREEDOM TO BE
AN INDIVIDUAL..."Copy !req
11. QUIT IT, JEFFREY.Copy !req
12. QUIT WHAT?Copy !req
13. JUST QUIT IT.Copy !req
14. DO WE HAVE PEER
INTERACTION ISSUES TO ADDRESS?Copy !req
15. UH, NO, MISS GROTKE.
EVERYTHING'S FINE.Copy !req
16. GOOD. THEN WHY DON'T YOU
READ ALOUD TO US FOR A WHILE?Copy !req
17. "AND SO,
WITH THESE ISSUES IN MIND,Copy !req
18. THE FOUNDING FATHERS CONVENED
IN PHILADELPHIA IN 178... "Copy !req
19. OW!Copy !req
20. GRETCHEN. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
A MOMENT TO CENTER YOURSELF?Copy !req
21. MIKEY, WOULD YOU CONTINUE
WHERE GRETCHEN LEFT OFF?Copy !req
22. UH, MISS GROTKE?Copy !req
23. YES, MIKEY?Copy !req
24. I CAN'T FIND "OW"
IN THE BOOK.Copy !req
25. IT'S QUITE A CONUNDRUM.Copy !req
26. JEFFREY HAS BEEN KICKING MECopy !req
27. AND PULLING MY HAIR
AND POKING ME ALL WEEK.Copy !req
28. MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST TRY
IGNORING HIM.Copy !req
29. I HAVE, BUT HE JUST KEEPS
DOING IT OVER AND OVER.Copy !req
30. PRETTY SOON,
HIS IMMATURE ATTACKSCopy !req
31. ARE GOING TO START AFFECTING
MY ACADEMIC PERFORMANCE.Copy !req
32. HER WHAT?Copy !req
33. SHE'S GOING TO START
DOING BAD IN SCHOOL.Copy !req
34. AS LONG AS WE'RE HERE,
HE WOULDN'T DARE BUG YOU.Copy !req
35. YOU SURE?Copy !req
36. POSITIVE.Copy !req
37. OW.Copy !req
38. LET'S CREAM
THE LITTLE WEASEL!Copy !req
39. HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?Copy !req
40. DROP THE INNOCENT ACT,
PALLY.Copy !req
41. WHY ARE YOU PICKING
ON GRETCHEN?Copy !req
42. ME? I'M NOT DOING NOTHING.Copy !req
43. THEN HOW'D SHE GET HIT
WITH THE KICKBALL?Copy !req
44. I WAS JUST INNOCENTLY READING
MY SOCIAL STUDIES BOOK.Copy !req
45. DO YOU ALWAYS READ
UPSIDE DOWN, JEFFREY?Copy !req
46. UH, I LIKE
TO CHALLENGE MYSELF?Copy !req
47. YOU'RE LYING.Copy !req
48. ALL WEEK LONG,
YOU'VE BEEN BUGGING ME,Copy !req
49. AND I WANT
TO KNOW WHY. WHY?Copy !req
50. IS IT MY FACE? MY HAIR?
IS IT 'CAUSE I'M SMART?Copy !req
51. YES, IT'S ALL OF THOSE THINGS!
I LIKE YOU, OKAY?Copy !req
52. WHAT?
I LIKE YOU.Copy !req
53. THERE. I SAID IT.
I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS.Copy !req
54. KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN,
WILL YOU?Copy !req
55. NO, I WON'T.
I'LL SHOUT IT TO THE HEAVENS!Copy !req
56. I'M IN LOVE
WITH GRETCHEN GRUNDLER,Copy !req
57. AND I'M NOT GOING TO REST
UNTIL I WIN HER HEART!Copy !req
58. HEH HEH. YOU DIDN'T REALLY
MEAN THAT, DID YOU, JEFFREY?Copy !req
59. WHAT PART OF "LOVE"
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?Copy !req
60. I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
61. HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
62. MY LIFE IS RUINED.Copy !req
63. GRETCHEN, YOU MISSED CLASS.Copy !req
64. I CAN'T GO BACK,
NOT WHILE HE'S IN THERE.Copy !req
65. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO FACE HIM SOMETIME.Copy !req
66. NOT IF I KEEP A LOOKOUT.Copy !req
67. HELLO, GRETCHEN.Copy !req
68. THAT SEAT'S SAVED.Copy !req
69. I BROUGHT YOU
CHOCOLATE PUDDING.Copy !req
70. THEY'RE NOT SERVING
CHOCOLATE PUDDING TODAY.Copy !req
71. I HEARD IT WAS
YOUR FAVORITE,Copy !req
72. SO I GOT UP TWO HOURS EARLY
TO COOK IT FOR YOU.Copy !req
73. THAT CREAMY TEXTURE
ONLY COMESCopy !req
74. FROM 90 MINUTES
OF CONTINUOUS STIRRING.Copy !req
75. LOOK, I DON'T WANT
YOUR CHOCOLATE PUDDING,Copy !req
76. AND I DON'T WANT YOU
SITTING HERE,Copy !req
77. SO PLEASE JUST GO.Copy !req
78. VERY WELL, MY LOVE.Copy !req
79. I LEAVE YOU
WITH AN EMPTY STOMACHCopy !req
80. AND ME WITH AN EMPTY HEART.Copy !req
81. AW, IT JUST MAKES ME SICK
TO SEE LOVE SPURNED.Copy !req
82. YOU GOING TO EAT THAT?Copy !req
83. WELL, HE'S GONE.Copy !req
84. WHAT IF HE COMES BACK?Copy !req
85. IT MAY HAVE BEEN HARD ON HIM,
BUT YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.Copy !req
86. HE'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE.Copy !req
87. SAFE! SHE'S SAFE.Copy !req
88. OH, MY COCCYX.Copy !req
89. WHO TOLD YOU TO INTERFERE?Copy !req
90. IT'S MERELY CHIVALRY.Copy !req
91. NO NEED TO THANK ME,
SWEET FLOWER OF MY DESIRE.Copy !req
92. I WON'T.
MUST YOU TALK LIKE THAT?Copy !req
93. I'M WINNING YOU OVER.
ADMIT IT. YOU'RE CHARMED.Copy !req
94. OH! LOVE HURTS.Copy !req
95. HE THINKS THE MORE I IGNORE HIM,
THE MORE I LIKE HIM.Copy !req
96. IT'S NOTHING BUT
A TWISTED DOWNWARD SPIRALCopy !req
97. THAT CAN ONLY LEAD TO TRAGEDY.Copy !req
98. WHY DON'T YOU CHALLENGE HIM
TO A DUEL?Copy !req
99. HAVE HIS SECONDS
MEET YOUR SECONDS.Copy !req
100. I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.Copy !req
101. ALL WE NEED IS A MEGAPHONE
AND A HIGH PLACE.Copy !req
102. OKAY, LET HER RIP.Copy !req
103. OKAY.Copy !req
104. FELLOW STUDENTS, MAY I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?Copy !req
105. FOR ALL THOSE WHO CARE,
I DON'T LIKE JEFFREY.Copy !req
106. HE'S THE ONE WHO LIKES ME.Copy !req
107. IT'S NOT MY FAULT.Copy !req
108. HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
109. IF ANYONE NEEDS ME, I'LL BE
IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET...Copy !req
110. TILL EIGHTH GRADE.Copy !req
111. HE'S UP TO SOMETHING.
I JUST KNOW IT.Copy !req
112. NOT NECESSARILY.Copy !req
113. THIS IS FOR YOU.Copy !req
114. SEE? TELL HIM MAIL REFUSED.
RETURN TO SENDER.Copy !req
115. WELL, WELL, MISS GRUNDLER.
WHAT HAVE WE HERE,Copy !req
116. A ONCE MODEL STUDENTCopy !req
117. CARRYING ON A TORRID
PUPPY LOVE ROMANCE?Copy !req
118. HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.Copy !req
119. BUT, MISS FINSTER,
I WASN'T...Copy !req
120. I DIDN'T JUST FALL OFF
A CABBAGE TRUCK, MISSY.Copy !req
121. WE ALL KNOW
IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO.Copy !req
122. I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO CONFISCATE THAT NOTE.Copy !req
123. HMM. PERHAPS A LITTLE
SHARING IS IN ORDER.Copy !req
124. YOU WOULDN'T.Copy !req
125. AHEM.Copy !req
126. "DEAR GRETCHEN,Copy !req
127. "YOUR EYES ARE LIKE
TWO POOLS OF ROOT BEER,Copy !req
128. "YOUR NOSE IS LIKE
A CHERRY TOMATO,Copy !req
129. AND YOUR LIPS ARE LIKE
PINK BUBBLE GUM."Copy !req
130. HA HA.
HA HA.Copy !req
131. NOT BAD, EH?Copy !req
132. AAH!Copy !req
133. I'M SAFE IN HERE.Copy !req
134. THIS IS ONE PLACE
HE CAN'T GET TO ME.Copy !req
135. GRETCHEN.Copy !req
136. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN HERE?Copy !req
137. I'M IN THE BOYS' BATHROOM
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL.Copy !req
138. NOW YOU DON'T HAVE
TO FEEL ALONE ANYMORE,Copy !req
139. EVEN IN THE GIRLS' ROOM,
MY DELICATE LITTLE LOVEBIRD.Copy !req
140. AAH!Copy !req
141. GRETCHEN HAS A BOYFRIEND.
GRETCHEN HAS A BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
142. I DO NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
143. GRETCHEN HAS A BOYFRIEND.
GRETCHEN HAS A BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
144. I DO NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND!Copy !req
145. AM I TO BE TORTURED
EVERYWHERE I GO?Copy !req
146. HEY, GRETCHEN,
WHERE'S LOVERBOY?Copy !req
147. HEY, GRETCHEN,
HOW'S MR. GRUNDLER?Copy !req
148. HEY, GRETCHEN,
WHAT'S IT LIKE?Copy !req
149. DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT, JEFFREY.Copy !req
150. QUIT TOUCHING MY HAIR.Copy !req
151. SORRY. IT'S JUST
SO RED AND SHINY.Copy !req
152. I COULDN'T RESIST.Copy !req
153. AND YOUR CREME RINSE
SMELLS TERRIFIC.Copy !req
154. THAT'S IT.
I'M IGNORING YOU.Copy !req
155. I'M TAKING A VOW OF SILENCE
STARTING NOW.Copy !req
156. WANT TO BE MY PARTNER
ON THE NEXT FIELD TRIP?Copy !req
157. YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER.Copy !req
158. I'LL TAKE YOUR SILENCE
AS A YES.Copy !req
159. I'M BREAKING
MY VOW OF SILENCECopy !req
160. TO TELL YOU ONE LAST THING,
SO LISTEN GOOD.Copy !req
161. WE ARE NOT A COUPLE.Copy !req
162. WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE
FIELD TRIP BUDDIES,Copy !req
163. WE'RE NOT SITTING TOGETHER,Copy !req
164. AND WE'RE NOT SHARING
A CUBBY IN ART CLASS.Copy !req
165. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?Copy !req
166. PERFECTLY CLEAR.Copy !req
167. IT'S CLEAR NOW
THAT YOU LIKE ME FOR SURE.Copy !req
168. WHAT? BUT I TOLD YOU
I DIDN'T.Copy !req
169. DENIAL IS THE SINCEREST
FORM OF FLATTERY.Copy !req
170. NO, IT'S NOT.Copy !req
171. IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST
FORM OF FLATTERY.Copy !req
172. YOU'RE SO SMART, TOO.Copy !req
173. I AM NEVER GOING
TO LEAVE YOUR SIDE.Copy !req
174. I'M GOING TO BE WITH YOU
FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.Copy !req
175. NO, NO, NOT FOREVER AND EVER.Copy !req
176. GRETCHEN, DO YOU TAKE JEFFREY
AS YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBANDCopy !req
177. TO HAVE AND TO HOLD,
TO HONOR AND TO CHERISH,Copy !req
178. FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE,
TILL DEATH DO YOU PART?Copy !req
179. DEATH? NO, WAIT.
I DO.Copy !req
180. I DON'T! I DON'T!Copy !req
181. TOO LATE. YOU'RE MARRIED.
THAT'LL BE $85.Copy !req
182. YAY!
YAY!Copy !req
183. NOW JUST THINK, GRETCHEN,Copy !req
184. WE'LL HAVE THE REST
OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER...Copy !req
185. 60, 70, MAYBE 80 YEARS,Copy !req
186. EVERY DAY TOGETHER ENDLESSLY
FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.Copy !req
187. AAH!Copy !req
188. CONGRATULATIONS.
IT'S A BOY.Copy !req
189. BUT, BUT...Copy !req
190. FOREVER AND EVER, MOMMY.Copy !req
191. AAH!Copy !req
192. WHAT A GREAT LIFE,
EH, GRETCHEN GIRL?Copy !req
193. 80 YEARS AND COUNTING.Copy !req
194. YEAH, YEAH,
IT'S A GREAT LIFE.Copy !req
195. MUST ESCAPE. MUST ESCAPE.Copy !req
196. OH, SWEETUMS,
GIVE US A KISS, POOKIE.Copy !req
197. AAH!Copy !req
198. OH. OH.Copy !req
199. THAT WAS JUST A DREAM.Copy !req
200. THAT'S IT. TOMORROW MORNING
I'M PUTTING AN END TO THISCopy !req
201. ONCE AND FOR ALL.Copy !req
202. ANYBODY SEEN GRETCHEN?Copy !req
203. MAYBE SHE TOOK THE BUS.Copy !req
204. JEFFREY!Copy !req
205. I'M CALLING YOU OUT.Copy !req
206. UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
GRETCHEN, MY DEAR?Copy !req
207. ALL THIS TIME
YOU'VE BEEN POKING MECopy !req
208. AND BUGGING ME AND MAKING
A SPECTACLE OF YOURSELF.Copy !req
209. NOW IT'S PAYBACK TIME.Copy !req
210. YOU SAY YOU WANT TO BE
TOGETHER FOREVER?Copy !req
211. WELL, HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
212. IT'S YOU AND ME NOW
TOGETHER FOREVER,Copy !req
213. SIDE BY SIDE
FOR ALL ETERNITY.Copy !req
214. FIRST THERE'S MATH CLUB,
THEN SPELLING BEE PRACTICE.Copy !req
215. I WAS THINKING
OF STAYING IN FOR LUNCHCopy !req
216. AND DOING
MY FROG DISSECTION.Copy !req
217. NO, NO.
PLEASE LET ME GO.Copy !req
218. I'M TOO YOUNG
TO GIVE UP LUNCH.Copy !req
219. PLEASE, LET ME GO!Copy !req
220. JEEZ, WHAT A BABY. HERE.Copy !req
221. FOR FUTURE REFERENCE,Copy !req
222. THEY ALWAYS COME
WITH A SPARE.Copy !req
223. OKAY, GANG, LET'S GO.Copy !req
224. SORRY, BUT I WAS JUST
TRYING TO MAKE A POINT.Copy !req
225. WHEN YOU PUT THAT HANDCUFF
ON MY ARM,Copy !req
226. MY WHOLE LIFE PASSED
BEFORE MY EYES...Copy !req
227. NINE YEARS,
JUST LIKE THAT.Copy !req
228. I GUESS I'M JUST NOT READY
FOR A FULL-TIME COMMITMENT.Copy !req
229. THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO TELL YOU.Copy !req
230. I WAS JUST TRYING TO SHOW YOU
HOW MUCH I LIKED YOU.Copy !req
231. THAT WAS THE WRONG WAY
TO DO IT.Copy !req
232. I'LL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
233. NOW THAT YOU'VE STOPPED
ACTING LIKE A JERKY BOY,Copy !req
234. YOU DON'T SEEM SO BAD
ANYMORE.Copy !req
235. I COULD SEE SPENDING
A LITTLE TIME WITH YOU.Copy !req
236. UH, THAT'S NICE, GRETCHEN,Copy !req
237. BUT NOW THAT YOU'VE STOPPED
ACTING LIKE A WEIRD GIRLCopy !req
238. AND STARTED ACTING
MORE LIKE A FRIEND,Copy !req
239. I DON'T THINK I LIKE YOU
THAT WAY ANYMORE.Copy !req
240. SEE YOU AROUND, OKAY?Copy !req
241. YOU KNOW, SPINELLI,
BOYS ARE REALLY WEIRD.Copy !req
242. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN...
CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM,Copy !req
243. CAN'T GRIND THEM
INTO CHALK DUST.Copy !req
244. ACTUALLY, YOU COULD.Copy !req
245. YOU START WITH
A GRADUATED BEAKERCopy !req
246. AND A NITROUS
CARBON COMPOUND...Copy !req
247. I'M TELLING YOU,
KIRBY PUCKETT ISCopy !req
248. THE GREATEST OUTFIELDER
THAT EVER LIVED.Copy !req
249. YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING.Copy !req
250. ANY OF THESE GUYS IS TWICE
AS GOOD AS KIRBY PUCKETT.Copy !req
251. HE'S GOT A LIFETIME
AVERAGE OF.318.Copy !req
252. WHAT ABOUT BABE RUTH,
WILLIE MAYS?Copy !req
253. NONE OF THEM HOLD A CANDLE
TO KIRBY PUCKETT.Copy !req
254. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW TALENT...
HEY, WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
255. DON'T CHANGE
THE SUBJECT.Copy !req
256. NO, TEEJ, LOOK.Copy !req
257. HUH? WHAT?Copy !req
258. THE OLD PLAYGROUND.Copy !req
259. I'VE HEARD ABOUT THIS PLACE,
BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS A MYTH.Copy !req
260. THEY SAY IT HASN'T
BEEN USED SINCE THE '70s.Copy !req
261. WE SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
IT GIVES ME THE CREEPS.Copy !req
262. YEAH, LET'S... AAH!Copy !req
263. HELP! GET ME DOWN
FROM HERE!Copy !req
264. OH, NO!
KINDERGARTNERS!Copy !req
265. BUT WHERE ARE
THEY COMING FROM?Copy !req
266. GET OUT OF HERE, MAN!Copy !req
267. BUT, T.J...Copy !req
268. GO! SAVE YOURSELF!Copy !req
269. OUCH! OW! OOH!Copy !req
270. OW! OUCH!Copy !req
271. T.J.!Copy !req
272. AAH!Copy !req
273. OOH!Copy !req
274. AAH!Copy !req
275. VINCE, YOU OKAY?Copy !req
276. T.J. CAPTURED...Copy !req
277. GOT TO HELP.Copy !req
278. YOU'LL BE OKAY, MAN.
YOU'LL BE OKAY.Copy !req
279. SEE, WE CAME
TO THIS CLEARING,Copy !req
280. AND THAT'S WHERE WE...Copy !req
281. HE'S GONE!Copy !req
282. POOR T.J.Copy !req
283. HIS BASEBALL CARD...Copy !req
284. WHY DID I LEAVE HIM?Copy !req
285. I SHOULD HAVE STAYED,
DONE SOMETHING.Copy !req
286. YOU DID WHAT ANY KID
WOULD HAVE DONE.Copy !req
287. RAN FOR YOUR LIFE AND LEFT
YOUR FRIEND HANGING THERE.Copy !req
288. THEY'VE PROBABLY TAKEN HIM
BACK TO THEIR PEN.Copy !req
289. LET'S GO.Copy !req
290. THE PLACE IS DESERTED.
THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE.Copy !req
291. THEY'VE PROBABLY MIGRATED
TO THEIR WINTER ENCAMPMENT.Copy !req
292. BUT WHAT HAVE THEY DONE
WITH T.J.?Copy !req
293. MAYBE THEY LET HIM GO.Copy !req
294. I'M AFRAID
THERE'S A POSSIBILITYCopy !req
295. OF A FAR LESS PLEASANT
SCENARIO.Copy !req
296. WE GOT TO FIND HIM.Copy !req
297. HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES,
WE GOT TO FIND HIM.Copy !req
298. WE'RE WITH YOU, VINCE.
LET'S GO.Copy !req
299. YOU KNOW,
I UNDERSTAND THEY USECopy !req
300. EVERY PART
OF THE TRICYCLE.Copy !req
301. T.J.:
THE UNTHINKABLE HAS HAPPENED.Copy !req
302. I AM A PRISONER
OF THE KINDERGARTNERS.Copy !req
303. TIME PASSES SLOWLY HERE.Copy !req
304. WHY THEY'VE TAKEN ME,Copy !req
305. WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO
WITH ME, WHO KNOWS?Copy !req
306. OOGA-OOGEE!Copy !req
307. GELACH-GANAS-GAZ.Copy !req
308. EVEN THEY CAN'T SEEM
TO AGREE.Copy !req
309. THE ONE IN THE PAPER HAT
SEEMS TO BE THEIR LEADER.Copy !req
310. I CALL HIM CAPTAIN STICKY...Copy !req
311. FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.Copy !req
312. BIG KID.Copy !req
313. NO, ME T.J.Copy !req
314. BIG KID!
BIG KID!Copy !req
315. OKAY! I'M BIG KID.
WHATEVER YOU SAY.Copy !req
316. YOU FOOD.Copy !req
317. ME, FOOD? NO, NO, NO,
NOT ME. DON'T TASTE GOOD.Copy !req
318. ME TASTE BAD.
YUCKY POO-POO.Copy !req
319. FOOD!Copy !req
320. OH, YOU WANT TO
GIVE ME FOOD.Copy !req
321. YOU EAT! YOU EAT!Copy !req
322. NO, THAT'S OKAY.
I'M NOT HUNGRY.Copy !req
323. GRR!Copy !req
324. MAYBE LATER?Copy !req
325. GRR.Copy !req
326. I'M SAFE FOR NOW,Copy !req
327. BUT I CAN'T HELP WONDERING.Copy !req
328. ARE THEY GIVING ME THIS FOOD
OUT OF SOME TWISTED KINDNESS,Copy !req
329. OR ARE THEY JUST TRYING
TO FATTEN ME UP?Copy !req
330. CHOCOLATE.Copy !req
331. THEN THEY WERE HERE.Copy !req
332. YEAH, BUT IT'S DRY.
THE TRAIL'S COLD.Copy !req
333. THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE
BY NOW.Copy !req
334. WE'RE NOT GIVING UP.Copy !req
335. NO ONE SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT GIVING UP.Copy !req
336. I MAY HAVE.Copy !req
337. WE'RE NOT!Copy !req
338. WE'RE GOING TO FIND T.J.
OR DIE TRYING.Copy !req
339. I'VE LOST ALL TRACK OF TIME.Copy !req
340. SO FAR THE SAVAGES
HAVE LEFT ME ALONE.Copy !req
341. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER
I CAN HOLD OUT.Copy !req
342. THEY NABBED ME BEFORE LUNCH.Copy !req
343. IF I DON'T EAT SOON,
IT WON'T MATTER WHAT THEY DO.Copy !req
344. I'VE GOT ONE JOB NOW...
STAYING ALIVE.Copy !req
345. MMM. NOUGAT.Copy !req
346. CAN IT BE?Copy !req
347. THEY'RE LETTING ME GO?Copy !req
348. WELL, THANKS
FOR EVERYTHING.Copy !req
349. I GUESS I'LL BE
HITTING THE OLD ROAD.Copy !req
350. ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE I'LL
JUST HANG OUT FOR A WHILE.Copy !req
351. NICE YARDSTICKS.Copy !req
352. FINGER PAINTS?Copy !req
353. ARE YOU KIDDING?
THAT'S FOR KINDER...Copy !req
354. GRR!Copy !req
355. OKAY, SO WHO HAS
GOT YELLOW?Copy !req
356. YECH.Copy !req
357. I-I DIDN'T SEE
NOTHING.Copy !req
358. COME ON, WE KNOW
THEY WERE HERE.Copy !req
359. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
360. I-I...Copy !req
361. OKAY, THEY WERE HERE!
IT WAS TERRIBLE.Copy !req
362. ME AND THE OTHERSCopy !req
363. WAS JUST HANGING OUT
ON THE JUNGLE GYM,Copy !req
364. AND SUDDENLY,
THEY WAS ALL AROUND US.Copy !req
365. WE WAS LUCKY
TO GET OUT ALIVE.Copy !req
366. WAS THERE A FOURTH GRADER
WITH THEM?Copy !req
367. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
368. WAS THERE A FOURTH GRADER
WITH THEM?Copy !req
369. I DIDN'T SEE!
I JUST RAN, OKAY?Copy !req
370. I JUST RAN.Copy !req
371. LET HIM GO, VINCE.
HE DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.Copy !req
372. BUT I'LL
TELL YOU ONE THING.Copy !req
373. IF THERE WAS
A FOURTH GRADER WITH THEM,Copy !req
374. I WOULDN'T HOLD OUT
MUCH HOPE.Copy !req
375. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.Copy !req
376. A PART OF ME KNOWS THAT
WHAT'S HAPPENING IS TERRIBLE,Copy !req
377. AND YET I-I-
I'M HAVING FUN.Copy !req
378. NAP TIME.Copy !req
379. NAP!Copy !req
380. NO, THANKS.
I'M TOO OLD FOR NAPS.Copy !req
381. NAP!Copy !req
382. HEY, THIS FEELS
PRETTY NICE.Copy !req
383. NAP GOOD.Copy !req
384. YEAH, YEAH,
NAP GOOD. HA HA.Copy !req
385. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
386. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
387. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
388. NO!Copy !req
389. WE'VE LOOKED
EVERYWHERE, VINCE.Copy !req
390. FACE IT. WE'RE NOT
GOING TO FIND HIM.Copy !req
391. IF THE KINDERGARTNERS
STILL HAVE HIM,Copy !req
392. WE MAY NOT WANT TO.Copy !req
393. COME ON,
WE CAN'T GIVE UP.Copy !req
394. THIS IS T.J.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
395. LOOK WHAT I FOUND...Copy !req
396. A HALF-EATEN LOLLIPOP,
AND IT'S STILL WET.Copy !req
397. THEY CAN'T BE FAR NOW.Copy !req
398. I KNEW IT! LET'S GO.Copy !req
399. WAIT! CAN I HAVE
THE REST OF THE LOLLIPOP?Copy !req
400. THERE IT IS. LET'S GO.Copy !req
401. THEY'RE GONE!Copy !req
402. WE MUST HAVE
JUST MISSED THEM.Copy !req
403. WE WERE SO CLOSE,
SO CLOSE!Copy !req
404. HEY, LOOK,
A WINGER-DINGER.Copy !req
405. WHOA!Copy !req
406. WELL, AT LEAST
WE FOUND THEM.Copy !req
407. WHAT ARE THEY
GOING TO DO TO US?Copy !req
408. PROBABLY THE SAME THING
THEY DID TO T.J.Copy !req
409. OH, HEARTLESS FIENDS!Copy !req
410. OH, MAN, IT'S T.J.Copy !req
411. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE
TO HIM?Copy !req
412. T.J., IS IT REALLY YOU?Copy !req
413. T.J. GONE.
I BIG KID NOW.Copy !req
414. HE'S BECOME
ONE OF THEM.Copy !req
415. T.J., LISTEN TO ME.
YOU'RE ONE OF US.Copy !req
416. NO! I AM KINDERGARTNER!
I AM KINDERGARTNER!Copy !req
417. YOU'RE NOT
A KINDERGARTNER.Copy !req
418. YOU'RE T.J.,
AND I'M VINCE.Copy !req
419. VI-INCE.Copy !req
420. RIGHT, AND THIS
IS SPINELLICopy !req
421. AND MIKEY
AND GRETCHEN AND GUS.Copy !req
422. YOU'RE ONE OF US.Copy !req
423. NO!Copy !req
424. YOU'RE A FOURTH GRADER.Copy !req
425. YOU DON'T LIKE
FINGER PAINTING.Copy !req
426. YOU LIKE KICKBALL
AND LITTLE LEAGUE.Copy !req
427. LITTLE LEAGUE...Copy !req
428. BASEBALL... T.J.,
YOU LOVE BASEBALL. LOOK!Copy !req
429. KIR-BY PU-CKETT.Copy !req
430. YES, T.J., YES!Copy !req
431. IT'LL BE OKAY, MAN.
IT'LL BE OKAY.Copy !req
432. LET ME
TIE THEM FOR YOU.Copy !req
433. SHOES, UNDERPANTS...Copy !req
434. I CAN'T GET USED TO
ALL THIS STUFF.Copy !req
435. IT TAKES TIME. YOU WERE
OUT THERE FOR HOURS.Copy !req
436. SOON YOU'LL BE
BACK TO NORMAL.Copy !req
437. WHATEVER HAPPENED,
YOU CAN PUT IT BEHIND YOU.Copy !req
438. YES, YOUR TERRIFYING
ORDEAL IS OVER.Copy !req
439. NO, YOU GUYS,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
440. I LIKED IT.Copy !req
441. YOU LIKED IT?Copy !req
442. IMAGINE IT. WHEN YOU'RE
A KINDERGARTNER,Copy !req
443. YOU EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT,
DRINK WHATEVER YOU WANT,Copy !req
444. GO WHEREVER YOU WANT.
THERE'S NO RULES.Copy !req
445. WHEN YOU PAINT,
YOU DON'T USE A BRUSH.Copy !req
446. YOU STICK YOUR HANDS RIGHT
IN THE PAINT AND FEEL THE COLOR,Copy !req
447. AND YOU TAKE NAPSCopy !req
448. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE DAY.Copy !req
449. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW REFRESHING THAT IS?Copy !req
450. BUT, T.J.,
IT'S SO PRIMITIVE.Copy !req
451. PRIMITIVE? MAYBE SO, BUT I WAS
FREE, YOU GUYS... FREE.Copy !req
452. IN FACT, A PART OF ME
WISHES I COULD GO BACK.Copy !req
453. YOU CAN'T GO BACK.Copy !req
454. EVEN THEY
CAN'T GO BACK.Copy !req
455. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
456. THEIR WAY OF LIFE
IS COMING TO AN END.Copy !req
457. BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR,
THEY'LL BE FIRST GRADERS.Copy !req