1. WHAA!Copy !req
2. AAH!Copy !req
3. URP!Copy !req
4. THE PORTENTS ARE GRAVE,
YOUR MAJESTY.Copy !req
5. IT MUST BE SOME MISTAKE.Copy !req
6. WHY DO THESE THINGS
HAPPEN TO ME?Copy !req
7. IT'S ONLY A TONSILLECTOMY.Copy !req
8. THERE'S NO REASON
TO BE SCARED.Copy !req
9. SCARED? I'M NOT SCARED!
OW!Copy !req
10. I MEAN, FOR MYSELF.Copy !req
11. BUT LOOK AT THEM.Copy !req
12. WHAT WILL THEY DO
WHEN I'M GONE?Copy !req
13. WHAT WE NEED IS SOMEONE
TO TAKE YOUR PLACE.Copy !req
14. TAKE MY PLACE?Copy !req
15. JUST TEMPORARILY,
O GREAT KING BOB.Copy !req
16. ONLY TILL YOUR RECOVERY,
LIKE A SUBSTITUTE KING.Copy !req
17. A SUBSTITUTE KING? YES.Copy !req
18. YES, IT'S PERFECT!
BUT WHO?Copy !req
19. HOW ABOUT ERIC?
HE'S STRONG.Copy !req
20. MAYBE TOO STRONG.Copy !req
21. OR SUSAN. SHE'S SMART.Copy !req
22. MAYBE TOO SMART.Copy !req
23. I NEED SOMEONE WHO WILL
DO WHAT HE'S TOLD,Copy !req
24. SOMEONE WHO WON'T
THINK FOR HIMSELF.Copy !req
25. SOMEONE LIKE...Copy !req
26. HIM.Copy !req
27. DANG GUM! WHY DO THEY
HAVE TO MAKE IT SO STICKY?Copy !req
28. WHAA!Copy !req
29. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
PLEASE LET ME GO!Copy !req
30. HERE'S MY MILK MONEY.
IT'S ALL I GOT.Copy !req
31. SILENCE! IT IS MY DECREE
THAT FROM NOW UNTIL THURSDAY,Copy !req
32. YOU ARE TO BE...Copy !req
33. KING.Copy !req
34. NO, PLEASE, YOU CAN'T!
I BEG OF... KING?Copy !req
35. WOW! THIS IS GREAT!Copy !req
36. WE'LL FINALLY HAVE SOME SAY
IN WHAT GOES ON AROUND HERE!Copy !req
37. THE SIXTH GRADERS
WON'T PUSH US AROUND.Copy !req
38. WE'LL BE CALLING
THE SHOTS.Copy !req
39. I'M NOT CUT OUT
TO BE KING.Copy !req
40. SOMETHING'S BOUND
TO GO WRONG.Copy !req
41. IT'S GOING TO BE THE CHRISTMAS
PAGEANT ALL OVER AGAIN.Copy !req
42. THE ODDS OF ANOTHER
EXPLODING EGGNOG INCIDENTCopy !req
43. ARE PRACTICALLY...Copy !req
44. ACTUALLY, NEVER MIND.Copy !req
45. HOW MANY TIMES
MUST I BE HUMILIATED?Copy !req
46. GUS, YOU'RE LOOKING
AT THIS ALL WRONG.Copy !req
47. I AM?Copy !req
48. BEING KING IS THE EASIEST
THING IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
49. ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON TOP
OF THE MONKEY BARSCopy !req
50. AND, WELL, BE KING.Copy !req
51. IF THERE'S ANYTHING
YOU DON'T KNOW, ASK US.Copy !req
52. WE'LL BE WITH YOU
EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.Copy !req
53. WOW, THANKS, GUYS.Copy !req
54. OH, BOY, THIS IS
GOING TO BE GREAT.Copy !req
55. DO YOU, UM...Copy !req
56. GUS.Copy !req
57. DO YOU, GUS, SWEAR TO BE
A GOOD TEMPORARY KINGCopy !req
58. UNTIL THE JOYFUL DAY
OF MY RETURN?Copy !req
59. I DO.Copy !req
60. THEN I HEREBY
CONFER UPON YOUCopy !req
61. THE HOLY SCEPTER OF POWER,Copy !req
62. THE MOST HIGH
IMPERIAL CROWN,Copy !req
63. AND THE ROYAL PLASTIC RING.Copy !req
64. WITH THESE SYMBOLS
OF AUTHORITY, I VEST IN YOU...Copy !req
65. WHAT ABOUT THE CAPE?Copy !req
66. FINE. HERE'S THE CAPE.Copy !req
67. ANYWAY, WITH THESE
SYMBOLS OF AUTHORITYCopy !req
68. AND GRANDEUR OF KINGSHIP,Copy !req
69. I INVEST IN YOU...Copy !req
70. BOBBY,
TIME TO GO, HONEY!Copy !req
71. YOU'RE KING,
SO DON'T SCREW IT UP.Copy !req
72. YOUR MAJESTY...Copy !req
73. YOUR THRONE AWAITS.Copy !req
74. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
75. LET'S GO
CONGRATULATE HIM.Copy !req
76. YEAH, AND GET IN ON
ALL THAT ROYAL BOOTY.Copy !req
77. WHERE DO YOU FOURTH GRADERS
THINK YOU'RE GOING?Copy !req
78. TO SAY HI TO GUS.Copy !req
79. THAT'S KING GUS.Copy !req
80. WE KNEW HIM BEFORE
HE WAS ROYALTY.Copy !req
81. YOU THINK YOU CAN
WALTZ UP THERECopy !req
82. ANY TIME YOU PLEASE?Copy !req
83. SORRY, KID. IT MIGHT
SET A PRECEDENT.Copy !req
84. YOU GOT TO GO
THROUGH PROPER CHANNELS.Copy !req
85. I DON'T REMEMBER PROPER
CHANNELS WITH KING BOB.Copy !req
86. THERE'S A NEW KING.Copy !req
87. WE'RE GOING TO START DOING
THINGS RIGHT AROUND HERE.Copy !req
88. SO, UH, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?Copy !req
89. DO, YOUR MAJESTY?
WHY, NOTHING.Copy !req
90. YOUR SLIGHTEST WHIM
IS OUR DUTY TO FULFILL.Copy !req
91. WOW! YOU MEAN IF I WANTED
SOME CRACKERS, I COULD...Copy !req
92. OR A LITTLE APPLE JUICE?Copy !req
93. JUST NAME THE BRAND
AND VINTAGE.Copy !req
94. HEY, MAYBE THIS ISN'T
GOING TO BE SO BAD AFTER ALL.Copy !req
95. I'M TELLING YOU,
THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT.Copy !req
96. NOW THAT GUS IS KING,
WE CAN GET ANYTHING WE WANT.Copy !req
97. I'M GOING TO GET
MY OWN SCIENCE LAB.Copy !req
98. MY OWN PRIVATE SWING!Copy !req
99. I'M GOING TO GET MADE LORD
EMPEROR OF THE WEST PLAYGROUND.Copy !req
100. NEXT!Copy !req
101. WHAT DO I DO WITH THESE?Copy !req
102. YOU TAKE FORM 123-8K TO
THE OFFICE OF ROYAL BOONS.Copy !req
103. THEY'LL ASK YOU
FOR FORM RL9WX,Copy !req
104. WHICH YOU CAN ONLY OBTAINCopy !req
105. BY SUBMITTING
A WRITTEN REQUEST.Copy !req
106. AND THEN DO WE GET
TO SEE KING GUS?Copy !req
107. FROZEN NOVELTY ITEMS,
YOUR MAJESTY.Copy !req
108. THANK YOU.Copy !req
109. DON'T FORGET THAT GUM
THAT BLACKS OUT YOUR TEETH.Copy !req
110. THE YO-YO
YOU REQUESTED, SIRE.Copy !req
111. ER, I MEANT TO SAY
A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK YO-YO.Copy !req
112. HEY, DID YOU GET MY GUM?Copy !req
113. PRESSING ROYAL BUSINESS
COMMANDS YOUR ATTENTION.Copy !req
114. BUT YOU SAID...Copy !req
115. IT'S MINE!Copy !req
116. NO, IT'S MINE!Copy !req
117. EACH OF THESE FIRST GRADERS
SAYS THAT THE DOLL IS HERS.Copy !req
118. YOU MUST DECIDE TO WHICH
THE DOLL RIGHTFULLY BELONGS.Copy !req
119. ROYAL JUDGMENT!
ROYAL JUDGMENT!Copy !req
120. WELL, THEN, UH, I, UH...Copy !req
121. JUDGE THAT THE DOLL
WILL, UH...Copy !req
122. WILL BE CUT IN TWO,
AND EACH OF YOU WILL GET HALF!Copy !req
123. OKAY.Copy !req
124. NO, NOT MRS. BLITHERS,
PLEASE!Copy !req
125. OH, JUST LET HER
HAVE IT ALL!Copy !req
126. THERE WE HAVE IT.
THE DOLL IS YOURS.Copy !req
127. YES!Copy !req
128. HURRAH!
HURRAH FOR KING GUS!Copy !req
129. MAJESTY, HOW DID YOU
EVER DECIDE?Copy !req
130. THE DOLL
OBVIOUSLY BELONGEDCopy !req
131. TO THE GIRL WHO CARED
ABOUT IT THE MOST.Copy !req
132. BUT YOU GAVE IT
TO THE OTHER GIRL.Copy !req
133. OOPS.Copy !req
134. IT WAS STILL
A GOOD DECISION.Copy !req
135. IT WAS SECOND-BEST.Copy !req
136. MAYBE I'M NOT
SUCH A BAD KING AFTER ALL.Copy !req
137. ON THE CONTRARY,
YOUR MAJESTY,Copy !req
138. YOU'RE A GREAT KING.Copy !req
139. YEAH, I GUESS I AM.Copy !req
140. EVERYTHING SEEMS
TO BE IN ORDER.Copy !req
141. WE CAN SEE GUS?Copy !req
142. HIS NEXT OPENING IS
FEBRUARY 10th AT 12:47 P.M.Copy !req
143. YOU'LL HAVE FIVE MINUTES.Copy !req
144. FIVE MINUTES? THAT'S IT.
I'M GOING UP THERE.Copy !req
145. ME, TOO.Copy !req
146. COME BACK!Copy !req
147. THESE COOKIES
HAVE NUTS IN THEM!Copy !req
148. I'M SURROUNDED
BY INCOMPETENTS!Copy !req
149. I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
150. SILENCE! I MUST THINK.Copy !req
151. COOKIES, COOKIES.
I NEED COOKIES.Copy !req
152. I HAVE IT!Copy !req
153. HENCEFORWARD, ALL KIDS
ON THE PLAYGROUNDCopy !req
154. SHALL EVERY DAY
BE REQUIREDCopy !req
155. TO RENDER UNTO ME
TWO COOKIES.Copy !req
156. A COOKIE TAX?Copy !req
157. WE'LL GET ON IT
RIGHT AWAY.Copy !req
158. YOU WERE RIGHT, T.J.,
THIS KING STUFF IS TERRIFIC.Copy !req
159. PEOPLE DO EVERYTHING
YOU TELL THEM TO,Copy !req
160. AND THERE'S ALL THE COOKIES
YOU COULD EAT.Copy !req
161. GREAT, GUS, BUT...Copy !req
162. KING GUS.Copy !req
163. YEAH, RIGHT, KING GUS.
WE GOT SOME COOL PLANSCopy !req
164. TO CHANGE THINGS
AROUND HERE.Copy !req
165. I WANT TO HEAR
ALL ABOUT IT.Copy !req
166. IN FACT, I'M MAKING
CHANGES MYSELF.Copy !req
167. THIS KID REFUSES TO PAY
THE COOKIE TAX.Copy !req
168. I DON'T HAVE
ANY COOKIES!Copy !req
169. MY MOMMY DOESN'T ALLOW ME
TO HAVE SUGARY SNACKS!Copy !req
170. I DON'T CARE
ABOUT YOUR MOMMY!Copy !req
171. THE LAW IS TWO COOKIES
FROM EVERY KID,Copy !req
172. AND YOU'VE BROKEN THE LAW!Copy !req
173. TAKE HIM AWAY!
HARD LABOR!Copy !req
174. NO! PLEASE, HELP!
MOMMY!Copy !req
175. MOMMY!Copy !req
176. JEEZ, GUS, THAT WAS
PRETTY COLD, WASN'T IT?Copy !req
177. YOU THINK?
TAKE HIM AWAY!Copy !req
178. BUT, GUS! GUS!Copy !req
179. THIS IS TERRIBLE.
GUS HAS TURNED INTO A MONSTER.Copy !req
180. AND THAT'S THE NICE WAY
OF PUTTING IT.Copy !req
181. I SUGGEST WE GO
SEE GUS AGAIN.Copy !req
182. HE'LL LISTEN TO REASON.Copy !req
183. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
184. HE DIDN'T LISTEN
TO REASON.Copy !req
185. HENCEFORWARD,
THE GAME OF KICKBALLCopy !req
186. WILL NO LONGER
BE CALLED KICKBALL.Copy !req
187. IT WILL BE CALLED GUSBALL!Copy !req
188. AND AT THE BEGINNING
OF EACH RECESS,Copy !req
189. ALL SUBJECTS SHALL SING
THE GREAT GUS SONG,Copy !req
190. WHICH GOES LIKE THIS...Copy !req
191. OH, BROTHER.Copy !req
192. ALL THIRD, FOURTH,
AND FIFTH GRADERSCopy !req
193. SHALL SPEND A PORTION
OF EACH RECESS HELPING TO DIGCopy !req
194. A COOKIE MINE AT THE FAR END
OF THE PLAYGROUND.Copy !req
195. WHY WOULD THERE BE
COOKIES IN THE GROUND?Copy !req
196. ARE YOU
CONTRADICTING ME?Copy !req
197. OF COURSE NOT!Copy !req
198. NO ONE QUESTIONS
MY AUTHORITY! NO ONE!Copy !req
199. MY WILL BE DONE!
NOW GO! GO!Copy !req
200. AAH!Copy !req
201. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
202. YOU CAN'T PUT EVERYONE
IN JAIL.Copy !req
203. I'VE HAD ENOUGH.Copy !req
204. ARE WE GOING TO BE
DENIED OUR FREEDOMCopy !req
205. DURING THE TIME OF THE DAY
THAT'S OURS TO ENJOY?Copy !req
206. ARE WE GOING TO LET KID
AFTER KID BE THROWN IN JAIL?Copy !req
207. ARE WE GOING TO TURN
INTO SNIVELING COWARDSCopy !req
208. AFRAID TO BLOW
OUR OWN NOSES?Copy !req
209. T.J.'s RIGHT! I SAY WE RISE UP
AND CREAM THE LITTLE WEASEL!Copy !req
210. I THOUGHT WE COULD JUST
GIVE HIM A GOOD TALKING-TO.Copy !req
211. NO! WE'LL SMASH HIM,
WE'LL TRASH HIM,Copy !req
212. WE'LL GRIND HIM INTO THE DUST
LIKE THE WORM HE'S BECOME!Copy !req
213. WE'RE LOCKED IN HERE
AND THERE'S NO WAY OUT.Copy !req
214. HEY, A COOKIE.Copy !req
215. WHAT?Copy !req
216. SO THAT'S
THEIR LITTLE GAME.Copy !req
217. WE'LL SHOW THEM
WHO'S IN CHARGE.Copy !req
218. JORDAN, JEROME!Copy !req
219. MISERABLE COWARDS.
DO YOU THINK I NEED YOU?Copy !req
220. I DON'T NEED ANYONE.Copy !req
221. I'M KING, I TELL YOU! KING!Copy !req
222. GUS, COME DOWN
OFF OF THAT THRONE!Copy !req
223. YOU'RE FINISHED!Copy !req
224. I AM, AM I?Copy !req
225. TAKE THEM!
NO PRISONERS.Copy !req
226. AAH!Copy !req
227. AAH!Copy !req
228. MADNESS! MADNESS!Copy !req
229. DOLLY!Copy !req
230. STOP!Copy !req
231. KING BOB SAYS FOR YOUSE GUYS
TO CUT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
232. YOU FIRST GRADERS, GO BACK
TO YOUR TEETER-TOTTERS.Copy !req
233. YOU SWINGERS,
BACK TO THE SWINGS.Copy !req
234. YOU DIGGERS, BACK TO YOUR,
UH, DIGGINGS.Copy !req
235. THE RIGHTFUL KING
HAS RETURNED.Copy !req
236. WHEW.Copy !req
237. WELL, WELL, WELL,
LOOK WHO'S BACK.Copy !req
238. WAIT! I CAN EXPLAIN!Copy !req
239. SPEECH TIME IS OVER,
YOUR MAJESTY!Copy !req
240. WAIT A SECOND.
LET'S NOT BE SO QUICK.Copy !req
241. AFTER ALL, UNEASY THE HEAD
THAT WEARS THE CROWN.Copy !req
242. I THINK MIKEY'S
TRYING TO SAYCopy !req
243. IT'S NOT SO EASY
BEING KING.Copy !req
244. PERHAPS IT'S TRUE...Copy !req
245. ABSOLUTE POWER
CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
246. OH, COME ON! YOU GUYS
ARE A BUNCH OF WIMPS!Copy !req
247. "ABSOLUTE POWER
CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY."Copy !req
248. WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS
IS SPINELLI?Copy !req
249. KING BOB WANTS TO SEE YOU
ABOUT AN APPLICATIONCopy !req
250. TO BE LORD EMPEROR
OF THE WEST PLAYGROUND.Copy !req
251. YES! AT LAST! AND THIS
IS ONLY THE BEGINNING.Copy !req
252. I'LL RULE THE WORLD,
I TELL YOU! THE WORLD!Copy !req
253. GOOD SHOT.Copy !req
254. WELL, IF IT AIN'T
A BUNCH OF LITTLE KIDS.Copy !req
255. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LITTLE KIDS,
PLAYING WITH MARBLES?Copy !req
256. HA HA.Copy !req
257. HEY, CHUCKO,
THIS ONE'S A STEELY.Copy !req
258. A STEELY, HUH?
THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY.Copy !req
259. TAKE THEM, BOYS.Copy !req
260. OH, NO!
OH, NO!Copy !req
261. HEY!
LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE.Copy !req
262. OH, YEAH?
AND WHAT IF I DON'T?Copy !req
263. IF YOU DON'T, IT WILL BE
JUST LIKE LAST TIME.Copy !req
264. YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
THEN, DON'T YOU, CHUCKO?Copy !req
265. THIS ISN'T OVER, VINCE.Copy !req
266. MY BIG BROTHER CY
IS IN EIGHTH GRADE.Copy !req
267. WHEN I TELL HIM WHAT YOU DID,
HE'S GOING TO GET YOU GOOD!Copy !req
268. OOH, I'M QUIVERING
IN MY HIGH-TOPS.Copy !req
269. YAY!
YAY!Copy !req
270. OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME.Copy !req
271. DID YOU SEE THAT?Copy !req
272. WOW, THAT WAS THE COOLEST
THING I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
273. THAT WAS NOTHING.Copy !req
274. VINCE, YOU JUST
FACED DOWN CHUCKO,Copy !req
275. THE MEANEST FIFTH GRADER
ON THE PLAYGROUND.Copy !req
276. IF THAT'S NOT COOL,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.Copy !req
277. VINCE IS SO COOL,
EVERY KID ON THE PLAYGROUNDCopy !req
278. WANTS TO HANG WITH HIM.Copy !req
279. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
280. VINCE, WANT TO HANG
WITH US?Copy !req
281. VINCE IS SO COOL,Copy !req
282. KIDS OF EVERY GRADE
WORSHIP HIM LIKE A GOD.Copy !req
283. WHERE DO YOU GUYS
GET THIS STUFF?Copy !req
284. ALMIGHTY VINCE,
WE OFFER TO YOUCopy !req
285. OUR 2 FRONT TEETH,
WORTH 50 CENTS STREET VALUE.Copy !req
286. FACE IT, VINCE, THERE'S
NOBODY COOLER THAN YOU.Copy !req
287. WHAT ABOUT CHAD?Copy !req
288. OH, YEAH. CHAD.Copy !req
289. WHO'S CHAD?Copy !req
290. MY BIG BROTHER... THE COOLEST
GUY THIS SCHOOL HAS KNOWN.Copy !req
291. ONCE WHEN I WAS
IN KINDERGARTEN,Copy !req
292. I WAS ALONE
IN THE SANDBOX.Copy !req
293. CHAD PLAYED WITH ME.Copy !req
294. BACK IN FIRST GRADECopy !req
295. WHEN I GOT THAT BEAN
STUCK UP MY NOSE,Copy !req
296. CHAD SHOWED ME HOW
TO BLOW IT OUT.Copy !req
297. CHAD WAS COOL.Copy !req
298. I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
FOR YEARS.Copy !req
299. MY BIG BROTHER CHAD'S GOING TO
PICK ME UP AFTER SCHOOL TODAY.Copy !req
300. REALLY?Copy !req
301. IF YOU PLAY
YOUR CARDS RIGHT,Copy !req
302. YOU JUST MIGHT GET A CHANCE
TO SEE HIM AGAIN.Copy !req
303. VINCE'S BIG BROTHER CHAD
IS COMING BY AFTER SCHOOL.Copy !req
304. HE GAVE ME
MY FIRST SHOVEL.Copy !req
305. LET'S DIG HIM
A REALLY BIG HOLE!Copy !req
306. GUESS WHAT I JUST HEARD.
CHAD IS COMING AFTER SCHOOL.Copy !req
307. I REMEMBER HIM FROM WHEN
I WAS IN FIRST GRADE.Copy !req
308. WHAT A HUNK.Copy !req
309. HE HAD THOSE DREAMY
PERMANENT TEETH.Copy !req
310. I REMEMBER ONCE WHEN I WAS
A MERE FOURTH GRADER,Copy !req
311. CHAD ACTUALLY SPOKE TO ME.Copy !req
312. IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT I KNEW
THAT ONE DAYCopy !req
313. I, BOB, WOULD BE KING.Copy !req
314. I WONDER WHY
ALL THESE KIDS ARE HERE.Copy !req
315. MUST BE SOME SORT
OF CELEBRITY.Copy !req
316. VINCE, WHAT'S CHAD
UP TO NOW?Copy !req
317. YOU'RE ALL HERE
TO SEE CHAD?Copy !req
318. YOU THINK
HE'D SIGN MY SHOVEL?Copy !req
319. IS HE STILL CUTE?Copy !req
320. WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM,
LIKE, FOREVER.Copy !req
321. UH, HE'S THE SAME.Copy !req
322. HE JUST GOT
A COOL BIKE.Copy !req
323. CHAD GOT
A NEW BIKE!Copy !req
324. PROBABLY
A MOUNTAIN BIKE!Copy !req
325. HEY, EVERYBODY,
CHAD'S RIDING A CHOPPER!Copy !req
326. THERE HE IS NOW.
HEY, CHAD!Copy !req
327. CHAD!Copy !req
328. NICE HOG.Copy !req
329. HOG? NO, NOT HIM.Copy !req
330. HIM.Copy !req
331. VINNY, I'M GOING TO
BE LATE FOR CHESS CLUB.Copy !req
332. COMING, CHAD.
SEE YOU LATER, GUYS.Copy !req
333. I GOT TO GO HANG WITH
MY COOL BIG BROTHER CHAD.Copy !req
334. THAT'S CHAD?Copy !req
335. HE SEEMED SO MUCH
BIGGER BEFORE.Copy !req
336. AND SO MUCH COOLER, TOO.Copy !req
337. WHY, HE'S NOTHING
BUT A NERD.Copy !req
338. I'M SO DEPRESSED.Copy !req
339. ACTUALLY,
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,Copy !req
340. IT ALL MAKES SENSE.Copy !req
341. WHAT SELF-RESPECTING
FIFTH GRADERCopy !req
342. WOULD HANG OUT WITH USCopy !req
343. WHEN WE WERE
IN KINDERGARTEN?Copy !req
344. HE SEEMED LIKE THE UBER-CHAD
BACK THEN, BUT NOW...Copy !req
345. HE'S A TOTAL DORK!Copy !req
346. POOR VINCE.
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW.Copy !req
347. THINK HOW HE'S GOING TO
TAKE IT WHEN HE FINDS OUT.Copy !req
348. HA HA HA!Copy !req
349. CHAD A GEEK?Copy !req
350. THAT'S RICH.
THAT'S REALLY RICH.Copy !req
351. TAKE IT FROM
SOMEONE WHO KNOWS,Copy !req
352. YOUR BROTHER IS
DEFINITELY A GEEK.Copy !req
353. CHAD'S WAY COOL. HE CAN
BURP THE WHOLE ALPHABET.Copy !req
354. WHAT'S THE THING YOUR
BROTHER WEARS IN HIS POCKET?Copy !req
355. POCKET PROTECTOR.Copy !req
356. HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET INK
ON HIS SHIRT.Copy !req
357. WHAT'S THAT STUFF HE WRAPS
AROUND HIS GLASSES?Copy !req
358. TAPE.
THEY BREAK ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
359. THAT'S A CLASSIC SIGN.Copy !req
360. YOU'D BREAK YOUR GLASSESCopy !req
361. IF YOU HAD BASEBALLS
FLYING AT YOU.Copy !req
362. CHAD'S ON
THE BASEBALL TEAM?Copy !req
363. HE'S THE GREATEST SCOREKEEPER
THEY EVER HAD.Copy !req
364. I REST MY CASE.Copy !req
365. MY BIG BROTHER CHAD
IS NOT A GEEK.Copy !req
366. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.Copy !req
367. I GOT TO PICK UP CHAD'S TURTLE
FROM THE VET.Copy !req
368. STAGE ONE... DENIAL.Copy !req
369. WHAT'S THAT STUFFCopy !req
370. HE WRAPS
AROUND HIS GLASSES?Copy !req
371. TAPE.Copy !req
372. THAT'S A CLASSIC SIGN.Copy !req
373. TAKE IT FROM
SOMEONE WHO KNOWS,Copy !req
374. YOUR BROTHER
IS DEFINITELY A GEEK.Copy !req
375. OH...Copy !req
376. MAN, BIOLOGY CLASS
WAS REALLY NEAT.Copy !req
377. WE'RE STUDYING THE LIFE CYCLE
OF THE COLOMBIAN TREE TOAD.Copy !req
378. SOMEDAY I'D LIKE
TO LIVE AMONG THEMCopy !req
379. AND LEARN
THEIR PEACEFUL WAYS.Copy !req
380. GEEK. GEEK.Copy !req
381. AFTER CHESS CLUB,
THE GUYS AND I WENT TO COMPU-HUTCopy !req
382. AND WATCHED THEM UNPACK
THE MOUSE PADS. THEY'RE NEATO!Copy !req
383. GEEK.Copy !req
384. GEEK.Copy !req
385. GEEK.Copy !req
386. WHOOPSEE-DAISY.Copy !req
387. GEEK. GEEK.Copy !req
388. GEEK. GEEK.Copy !req
389. IT'S TRUE!
IT'S TRUE!Copy !req
390. IS IT SOMETHING I SAID?Copy !req
391. OH, BROTHER.Copy !req
392. ENTER, IF YOU DARE.Copy !req
393. HEY, VINCE, CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
394. I JUST BEAT MYSELF
AT 3-DIMENSIONAL CHESS.Copy !req
395. CAN WE TALK?Copy !req
396. SURE.Copy !req
397. I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY THIS,Copy !req
398. BUT I'VE BEEN NOTICING
THAT YOU'RE A GEEK.Copy !req
399. YEAH, SO?
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
400. EVER SINCE FIRST GRADE.
I BROUGHT MY PET EARTHWORMCopy !req
401. TO SHOW-AND-TELL
AND EVERYBODY LAUGHED.Copy !req
402. I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL.
YOU HAVE ALL THESE CDs.Copy !req
403. GEEK MUSIC... SONDHEIM,
GILBERT AND SULLIVAN.Copy !req
404. YOU ALWAYS DID COOL STUFF.
YOU ALWAYS KNEW EVERYTHING.Copy !req
405. SORRY, VINCE,
BUT I AM WHAT I AM,Copy !req
406. AND I'M A GEEK.Copy !req
407. HERE COMES
FERDIE'S MESSAGE.Copy !req
408. WE STARTED OUR OWN
CHAT ROOM. NEATO, HUH?Copy !req
409. OH...Copy !req
410. VINCE, IT'S NOT
THE END OF THE WORLD.Copy !req
411. CHAD'S A GEEK.
BIG DEAL.Copy !req
412. HE'S STILL
YOUR BROTHER.Copy !req
413. I KNOW. IT'S JUST...Copy !req
414. ALL THESE YEARS,
I THOUGHT CHAD WAS SO COOL.Copy !req
415. NOW THAT I KNOW HE'S NOT,
IT MAKES ME QUESTION EVERYTHING.Copy !req
416. HECK, IF HE'S A GEEK,
MAYBE I'M A GEEK.Copy !req
417. MAYBE MY WHOLE LIFE'S
A SHAM.Copy !req
418. COME ON, VINCE,
YOU'RE TALKING CRAZY.Copy !req
419. AM I?
I CAN SEE IT ALL NOW.Copy !req
420. IT WILL START SMALL.Copy !req
421. ONE OF THESE DAYS
I'LL BE WALKING ALONG,Copy !req
422. AND SOMETHING
WILL CATCH MY EYE.Copy !req
423. OOH!Copy !req
424. SOON I'LL BE HAVING
STRANGE CRAVINGSCopy !req
425. FOR POLYESTER PANTS
AND ORTHOPEDIC SHOES,Copy !req
426. SAYING WORDS LIKE
WHOOPSEE-DAISY AND NEATO.Copy !req
427. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, I'LL BE
PLAYING CAULDRONS & CAVERNS,Copy !req
428. LEARNING STUPID
YO-YO TRICKS,Copy !req
429. AND SNEAKING
INTO SCI-FI CONVENTIONSCopy !req
430. IN MY SPARE TIME.Copy !req
431. AND THEN ONE NIGHT
WHEN THE MOON IS FULL...Copy !req
432. NEATO!Copy !req
433. COME ON, THAT'S NOT THE WAY
THINGS ARE GOING TO BE.Copy !req
434. MAYBE, AND MAYBE NOT,Copy !req
435. BUT IF THIS GEEK THING'S
HEREDITARY,Copy !req
436. I'M A WALKING TIME BOMB.Copy !req
437. MAN, THINGS CAN'T GET
ANY WORSE THAN THIS.Copy !req
438. THAT'S THE KID, CY,Copy !req
439. THE GUY WHO THINKS
HE'S SO COOL.Copy !req
440. YOU'VE BEEN GIVING
MY LITTLE BROTHERCopy !req
441. A HARD TIME, EH?Copy !req
442. I THINK THIS IS JUST
A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
443. YEAH, YOU MISUNDERSTANDING
THAT YOU DO NOT MESSCopy !req
444. WITH THE KOWALSKI FAMILY,
EVER!Copy !req
445. HEY!Copy !req
446. LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE.Copy !req
447. SAVE YOURSELF, CHAD. I CAN
ONLY HOLD HIM BACK SO LONG.Copy !req
448. IT'S OKAY, VINCE.Copy !req
449. STAY OUT OF THIS, GEEKOID.Copy !req
450. YOU HEARD ME, CY.Copy !req
451. LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE.Copy !req
452. AND IF I DON'T?Copy !req
453. IF YOU DON'T,Copy !req
454. YOU CAN JUST FORGET
ABOUT ME HELPING YOUCopy !req
455. WITH YOUR MATH HOMEWORK
ANYMORE.Copy !req
456. B-BUT WE'RE STARTING
ALGEBRA SOON.Copy !req
457. DON'T TAKE THAT.
HE'S A GEEK.Copy !req
458. SHUT UP, CHUCKO!
THIS GUY'S NOT KIDDING.Copy !req
459. LOOK, CHAD, WE'RE SORRY.Copy !req
460. IT WAS JUST
A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
461. WE DIDN'T MEAN
NOTHING BAD. HONEST.Copy !req
462. YAY!
YAY!
YAY!Copy !req
463. CHAD, THAT WAS SO COOL.Copy !req
464. HEY, JUST 'CAUSE
I'M A GEEKCopy !req
465. DOESN'T MEAN
I'M NOT A COOL GEEK.Copy !req
466. I'LL GIVE YOU
A RIDE HOME.Copy !req
467. SEE YOU LATER, GUYS.Copy !req
468. I'M GOING HOME
WITH MY BIG BROTHER CHAD.Copy !req
469. HEY, CHAD,
DO THAT THING YOU DO.Copy !req
470. A, B, C, D...Copy !req
471. E, F, G...Copy !req