1. WHAA!
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3. URP!
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4. THE PORTENTS ARE GRAVE,
YOUR MAJESTY.
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5. IT MUST BE SOME MISTAKE.
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6. WHY DO THESE THINGS
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7. IT'S ONLY A TONSILLECTOMY.
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8. THERE'S NO REASON
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9. SCARED? I'M NOT SCARED!
OW!
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10. I MEAN, FOR MYSELF.
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11. BUT LOOK AT THEM.
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12. WHAT WILL THEY DO
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13. WHAT WE NEED IS SOMEONE
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14. TAKE MY PLACE?
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15. JUST TEMPORARILY,
O GREAT KING BOB.
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16. ONLY TILL YOUR RECOVERY,
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17. A SUBSTITUTE KING? YES.
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18. YES, IT'S PERFECT!
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19. HOW ABOUT ERIC?
HE'S STRONG.
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20. MAYBE TOO STRONG.
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21. OR SUSAN. SHE'S SMART.
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22. MAYBE TOO SMART.
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23. I NEED SOMEONE WHO WILL
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24. SOMEONE WHO WON'T
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25. SOMEONE LIKE...
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26. HIM.
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27. DANG GUM! WHY DO THEY
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28. WHAA!
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29. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
PLEASE LET ME GO!
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30. HERE'S MY MILK MONEY.
IT'S ALL I GOT.
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31. SILENCE! IT IS MY DECREE
THAT FROM NOW UNTIL THURSDAY,
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32. YOU ARE TO BE...
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33. KING.
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34. NO, PLEASE, YOU CAN'T!
I BEG OF... KING?
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35. WOW! THIS IS GREAT!
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36. WE'LL FINALLY HAVE SOME SAY
IN WHAT GOES ON AROUND HERE!
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37. THE SIXTH GRADERS
WON'T PUSH US AROUND.
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38. WE'LL BE CALLING
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39. I'M NOT CUT OUT
TO BE KING.
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40. SOMETHING'S BOUND
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41. IT'S GOING TO BE THE CHRISTMAS
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42. THE ODDS OF ANOTHER
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43. ARE PRACTICALLY...
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44. ACTUALLY, NEVER MIND.
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45. HOW MANY TIMES
MUST I BE HUMILIATED?
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46. GUS, YOU'RE LOOKING
AT THIS ALL WRONG.
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47. I AM?
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48. BEING KING IS THE EASIEST
THING IN THE WORLD.
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49. ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON TOP
OF THE MONKEY BARS
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50. AND, WELL, BE KING.
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51. IF THERE'S ANYTHING
YOU DON'T KNOW, ASK US.
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52. WE'LL BE WITH YOU
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53. WOW, THANKS, GUYS.
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54. OH, BOY, THIS IS
GOING TO BE GREAT.
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55. DO YOU, UM...
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56. GUS.
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57. DO YOU, GUS, SWEAR TO BE
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58. UNTIL THE JOYFUL DAY
OF MY RETURN?
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59. I DO.
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60. THEN I HEREBY
CONFER UPON YOU
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61. THE HOLY SCEPTER OF POWER,
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62. THE MOST HIGH
IMPERIAL CROWN,
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63. AND THE ROYAL PLASTIC RING.
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64. WITH THESE SYMBOLS
OF AUTHORITY, I VEST IN YOU...
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65. WHAT ABOUT THE CAPE?
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66. FINE. HERE'S THE CAPE.
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67. ANYWAY, WITH THESE
SYMBOLS OF AUTHORITY
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68. AND GRANDEUR OF KINGSHIP,
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69. I INVEST IN YOU...
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70. BOBBY,
TIME TO GO, HONEY!
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71. YOU'RE KING,
SO DON'T SCREW IT UP.
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72. YOUR MAJESTY...
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73. YOUR THRONE AWAITS.
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74. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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75. LET'S GO
CONGRATULATE HIM.
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76. YEAH, AND GET IN ON
ALL THAT ROYAL BOOTY.
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77. WHERE DO YOU FOURTH GRADERS
THINK YOU'RE GOING?
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78. TO SAY HI TO GUS.
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79. THAT'S KING GUS.
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80. WE KNEW HIM BEFORE
HE WAS ROYALTY.
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81. YOU THINK YOU CAN
WALTZ UP THERE
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82. ANY TIME YOU PLEASE?
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83. SORRY, KID. IT MIGHT
SET A PRECEDENT.
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84. YOU GOT TO GO
THROUGH PROPER CHANNELS.
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85. I DON'T REMEMBER PROPER
CHANNELS WITH KING BOB.
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86. THERE'S A NEW KING.
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87. WE'RE GOING TO START DOING
THINGS RIGHT AROUND HERE.
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88. SO, UH, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
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89. DO, YOUR MAJESTY?
WHY, NOTHING.
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90. YOUR SLIGHTEST WHIM
IS OUR DUTY TO FULFILL.
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91. WOW! YOU MEAN IF I WANTED
SOME CRACKERS, I COULD...
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92. OR A LITTLE APPLE JUICE?
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93. JUST NAME THE BRAND
AND VINTAGE.
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94. HEY, MAYBE THIS ISN'T
GOING TO BE SO BAD AFTER ALL.
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95. I'M TELLING YOU,
THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT.
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96. NOW THAT GUS IS KING,
WE CAN GET ANYTHING WE WANT.
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97. I'M GOING TO GET
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98. MY OWN PRIVATE SWING!
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99. I'M GOING TO GET MADE LORD
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100. NEXT!
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101. WHAT DO I DO WITH THESE?
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102. YOU TAKE FORM 123-8K TO
THE OFFICE OF ROYAL BOONS.
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103. THEY'LL ASK YOU
FOR FORM RL9WX,
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104. WHICH YOU CAN ONLY OBTAIN
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105. BY SUBMITTING
A WRITTEN REQUEST.
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106. AND THEN DO WE GET
TO SEE KING GUS?
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107. FROZEN NOVELTY ITEMS,
YOUR MAJESTY.
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108. THANK YOU.
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109. DON'T FORGET THAT GUM
THAT BLACKS OUT YOUR TEETH.
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110. THE YO-YO
YOU REQUESTED, SIRE.
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111. ER, I MEANT TO SAY
A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK YO-YO.
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112. HEY, DID YOU GET MY GUM?
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113. PRESSING ROYAL BUSINESS
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114. BUT YOU SAID...
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115. IT'S MINE!
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116. NO, IT'S MINE!
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117. EACH OF THESE FIRST GRADERS
SAYS THAT THE DOLL IS HERS.
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118. YOU MUST DECIDE TO WHICH
THE DOLL RIGHTFULLY BELONGS.
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119. ROYAL JUDGMENT!
ROYAL JUDGMENT!
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120. WELL, THEN, UH, I, UH...
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121. JUDGE THAT THE DOLL
WILL, UH...
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122. WILL BE CUT IN TWO,
AND EACH OF YOU WILL GET HALF!
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123. OKAY.
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124. NO, NOT MRS. BLITHERS,
PLEASE!
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125. OH, JUST LET HER
HAVE IT ALL!
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126. THERE WE HAVE IT.
THE DOLL IS YOURS.
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127. YES!
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128. HURRAH!
HURRAH FOR KING GUS!
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129. MAJESTY, HOW DID YOU
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130. THE DOLL
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131. TO THE GIRL WHO CARED
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132. BUT YOU GAVE IT
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133. OOPS.
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134. IT WAS STILL
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135. IT WAS SECOND-BEST.
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136. MAYBE I'M NOT
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137. ON THE CONTRARY,
YOUR MAJESTY,
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138. YOU'RE A GREAT KING.
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139. YEAH, I GUESS I AM.
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140. EVERYTHING SEEMS
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141. WE CAN SEE GUS?
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142. HIS NEXT OPENING IS
FEBRUARY 10th AT 12:47 P.M.
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143. YOU'LL HAVE FIVE MINUTES.
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144. FIVE MINUTES? THAT'S IT.
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145. ME, TOO.
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146. COME BACK!
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147. THESE COOKIES
HAVE NUTS IN THEM!
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148. I'M SURROUNDED
BY INCOMPETENTS!
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149. I'M SO SORRY.
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150. SILENCE! I MUST THINK.
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151. COOKIES, COOKIES.
I NEED COOKIES.
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152. I HAVE IT!
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153. HENCEFORWARD, ALL KIDS
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154. SHALL EVERY DAY
BE REQUIRED
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155. TO RENDER UNTO ME
TWO COOKIES.
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156. A COOKIE TAX?
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157. WE'LL GET ON IT
RIGHT AWAY.
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158. YOU WERE RIGHT, T.J.,
THIS KING STUFF IS TERRIFIC.
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159. PEOPLE DO EVERYTHING
YOU TELL THEM TO,
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160. AND THERE'S ALL THE COOKIES
YOU COULD EAT.
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161. GREAT, GUS, BUT...
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162. KING GUS.
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163. YEAH, RIGHT, KING GUS.
WE GOT SOME COOL PLANS
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164. TO CHANGE THINGS
AROUND HERE.
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165. I WANT TO HEAR
ALL ABOUT IT.
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166. IN FACT, I'M MAKING
CHANGES MYSELF.
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167. THIS KID REFUSES TO PAY
THE COOKIE TAX.
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168. I DON'T HAVE
ANY COOKIES!
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169. MY MOMMY DOESN'T ALLOW ME
TO HAVE SUGARY SNACKS!
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170. I DON'T CARE
ABOUT YOUR MOMMY!
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171. THE LAW IS TWO COOKIES
FROM EVERY KID,
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172. AND YOU'VE BROKEN THE LAW!
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173. TAKE HIM AWAY!
HARD LABOR!
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174. NO! PLEASE, HELP!
MOMMY!
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175. MOMMY!
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176. JEEZ, GUS, THAT WAS
PRETTY COLD, WASN'T IT?
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177. YOU THINK?
TAKE HIM AWAY!
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178. BUT, GUS! GUS!
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179. THIS IS TERRIBLE.
GUS HAS TURNED INTO A MONSTER.
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180. AND THAT'S THE NICE WAY
OF PUTTING IT.
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181. I SUGGEST WE GO
SEE GUS AGAIN.
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182. HE'LL LISTEN TO REASON.
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183. WHAT HAPPENED?
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184. HE DIDN'T LISTEN
TO REASON.
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185. HENCEFORWARD,
THE GAME OF KICKBALL
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186. WILL NO LONGER
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187. IT WILL BE CALLED GUSBALL!
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188. AND AT THE BEGINNING
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189. ALL SUBJECTS SHALL SING
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190. WHICH GOES LIKE THIS...
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191. OH, BROTHER.
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192. ALL THIRD, FOURTH,
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193. SHALL SPEND A PORTION
OF EACH RECESS HELPING TO DIG
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194. A COOKIE MINE AT THE FAR END
OF THE PLAYGROUND.
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195. WHY WOULD THERE BE
COOKIES IN THE GROUND?
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196. ARE YOU
CONTRADICTING ME?
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197. OF COURSE NOT!
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198. NO ONE QUESTIONS
MY AUTHORITY! NO ONE!
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199. MY WILL BE DONE!
NOW GO! GO!
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200. AAH!
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201. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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202. YOU CAN'T PUT EVERYONE
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203. I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
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204. ARE WE GOING TO BE
DENIED OUR FREEDOM
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205. DURING THE TIME OF THE DAY
THAT'S OURS TO ENJOY?
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206. ARE WE GOING TO LET KID
AFTER KID BE THROWN IN JAIL?
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207. ARE WE GOING TO TURN
INTO SNIVELING COWARDS
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208. AFRAID TO BLOW
OUR OWN NOSES?
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209. T.J.'s RIGHT! I SAY WE RISE UP
AND CREAM THE LITTLE WEASEL!
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210. I THOUGHT WE COULD JUST
GIVE HIM A GOOD TALKING-TO.
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211. NO! WE'LL SMASH HIM,
WE'LL TRASH HIM,
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212. WE'LL GRIND HIM INTO THE DUST
LIKE THE WORM HE'S BECOME!
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213. WE'RE LOCKED IN HERE
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214. HEY, A COOKIE.
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215. WHAT?
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216. SO THAT'S
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217. WE'LL SHOW THEM
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218. JORDAN, JEROME!
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219. MISERABLE COWARDS.
DO YOU THINK I NEED YOU?
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220. I DON'T NEED ANYONE.
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221. I'M KING, I TELL YOU! KING!
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222. GUS, COME DOWN
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223. YOU'RE FINISHED!
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224. I AM, AM I?
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225. TAKE THEM!
NO PRISONERS.
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226. AAH!
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227. AAH!
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228. MADNESS! MADNESS!
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229. DOLLY!
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230. STOP!
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231. KING BOB SAYS FOR YOUSE GUYS
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232. YOU FIRST GRADERS, GO BACK
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233. YOU SWINGERS,
BACK TO THE SWINGS.
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234. YOU DIGGERS, BACK TO YOUR,
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235. THE RIGHTFUL KING
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236. WHEW.
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237. WELL, WELL, WELL,
LOOK WHO'S BACK.
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238. WAIT! I CAN EXPLAIN!
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239. SPEECH TIME IS OVER,
YOUR MAJESTY!
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240. WAIT A SECOND.
LET'S NOT BE SO QUICK.
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241. AFTER ALL, UNEASY THE HEAD
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242. I THINK MIKEY'S
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243. IT'S NOT SO EASY
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244. PERHAPS IT'S TRUE...
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245. ABSOLUTE POWER
CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY.
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246. OH, COME ON! YOU GUYS
ARE A BUNCH OF WIMPS!
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247. "ABSOLUTE POWER
CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY."
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248. WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS
IS SPINELLI?
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249. KING BOB WANTS TO SEE YOU
ABOUT AN APPLICATION
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250. TO BE LORD EMPEROR
OF THE WEST PLAYGROUND.
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251. YES! AT LAST! AND THIS
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252. I'LL RULE THE WORLD,
I TELL YOU! THE WORLD!
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253. GOOD SHOT.
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254. WELL, IF IT AIN'T
A BUNCH OF LITTLE KIDS.
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255. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LITTLE KIDS,
PLAYING WITH MARBLES?
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256. HA HA.
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257. HEY, CHUCKO,
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258. A STEELY, HUH?
THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY.
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259. TAKE THEM, BOYS.
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260. OH, NO!
OH, NO!
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261. HEY!
LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE.
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262. OH, YEAH?
AND WHAT IF I DON'T?
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263. IF YOU DON'T, IT WILL BE
JUST LIKE LAST TIME.
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264. YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
THEN, DON'T YOU, CHUCKO?
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265. THIS ISN'T OVER, VINCE.
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266. MY BIG BROTHER CY
IS IN EIGHTH GRADE.
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267. WHEN I TELL HIM WHAT YOU DID,
HE'S GOING TO GET YOU GOOD!
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268. OOH, I'M QUIVERING
IN MY HIGH-TOPS.
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269. YAY!
YAY!
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270. OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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271. DID YOU SEE THAT?
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272. WOW, THAT WAS THE COOLEST
THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
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273. THAT WAS NOTHING.
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274. VINCE, YOU JUST
FACED DOWN CHUCKO,
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275. THE MEANEST FIFTH GRADER
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276. IF THAT'S NOT COOL,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.
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277. VINCE IS SO COOL,
EVERY KID ON THE PLAYGROUND
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278. WANTS TO HANG WITH HIM.
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279. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
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280. VINCE, WANT TO HANG
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281. VINCE IS SO COOL,
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282. KIDS OF EVERY GRADE
WORSHIP HIM LIKE A GOD.
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283. WHERE DO YOU GUYS
GET THIS STUFF?
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284. ALMIGHTY VINCE,
WE OFFER TO YOU
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285. OUR 2 FRONT TEETH,
WORTH 50 CENTS STREET VALUE.
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286. FACE IT, VINCE, THERE'S
NOBODY COOLER THAN YOU.
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287. WHAT ABOUT CHAD?
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288. OH, YEAH. CHAD.
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289. WHO'S CHAD?
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290. MY BIG BROTHER... THE COOLEST
GUY THIS SCHOOL HAS KNOWN.
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291. ONCE WHEN I WAS
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293. CHAD PLAYED WITH ME.
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295. WHEN I GOT THAT BEAN
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296. CHAD SHOWED ME HOW
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297. CHAD WAS COOL.
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298. I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
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299. MY BIG BROTHER CHAD'S GOING TO
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300. REALLY?
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301. IF YOU PLAY
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302. YOU JUST MIGHT GET A CHANCE
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303. VINCE'S BIG BROTHER CHAD
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304. HE GAVE ME
MY FIRST SHOVEL.
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305. LET'S DIG HIM
A REALLY BIG HOLE!
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306. GUESS WHAT I JUST HEARD.
CHAD IS COMING AFTER SCHOOL.
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307. I REMEMBER HIM FROM WHEN
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308. WHAT A HUNK.
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309. HE HAD THOSE DREAMY
PERMANENT TEETH.
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310. I REMEMBER ONCE WHEN I WAS
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311. CHAD ACTUALLY SPOKE TO ME.
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312. IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT I KNEW
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313. I, BOB, WOULD BE KING.
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314. I WONDER WHY
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316. VINCE, WHAT'S CHAD
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317. YOU'RE ALL HERE
TO SEE CHAD?
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318. YOU THINK
HE'D SIGN MY SHOVEL?
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319. IS HE STILL CUTE?
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320. WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM,
LIKE, FOREVER.
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321. UH, HE'S THE SAME.
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322. HE JUST GOT
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323. CHAD GOT
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324. PROBABLY
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325. HEY, EVERYBODY,
CHAD'S RIDING A CHOPPER!
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326. THERE HE IS NOW.
HEY, CHAD!
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327. CHAD!
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328. NICE HOG.
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329. HOG? NO, NOT HIM.
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330. HIM.
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331. VINNY, I'M GOING TO
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332. COMING, CHAD.
SEE YOU LATER, GUYS.
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333. I GOT TO GO HANG WITH
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334. THAT'S CHAD?
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335. HE SEEMED SO MUCH
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336. AND SO MUCH COOLER, TOO.
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337. WHY, HE'S NOTHING
BUT A NERD.
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338. I'M SO DEPRESSED.
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339. ACTUALLY,
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341. WHAT SELF-RESPECTING
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343. WHEN WE WERE
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344. HE SEEMED LIKE THE UBER-CHAD
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345. HE'S A TOTAL DORK!
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346. POOR VINCE.
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347. THINK HOW HE'S GOING TO
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348. HA HA HA!
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349. CHAD A GEEK?
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350. THAT'S RICH.
THAT'S REALLY RICH.
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351. TAKE IT FROM
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352. YOUR BROTHER IS
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353. CHAD'S WAY COOL. HE CAN
BURP THE WHOLE ALPHABET.
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354. WHAT'S THE THING YOUR
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355. POCKET PROTECTOR.
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356. HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET INK
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357. WHAT'S THAT STUFF HE WRAPS
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358. TAPE.
THEY BREAK ALL THE TIME.
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359. THAT'S A CLASSIC SIGN.
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360. YOU'D BREAK YOUR GLASSES
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361. IF YOU HAD BASEBALLS
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362. CHAD'S ON
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363. HE'S THE GREATEST SCOREKEEPER
THEY EVER HAD.
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364. I REST MY CASE.
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365. MY BIG BROTHER CHAD
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366. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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367. I GOT TO PICK UP CHAD'S TURTLE
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368. STAGE ONE... DENIAL.
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369. WHAT'S THAT STUFF
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370. HE WRAPS
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371. TAPE.
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372. THAT'S A CLASSIC SIGN.
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373. TAKE IT FROM
SOMEONE WHO KNOWS,
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374. YOUR BROTHER
IS DEFINITELY A GEEK.
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375. OH...
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376. MAN, BIOLOGY CLASS
WAS REALLY NEAT.
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377. WE'RE STUDYING THE LIFE CYCLE
OF THE COLOMBIAN TREE TOAD.
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378. SOMEDAY I'D LIKE
TO LIVE AMONG THEM
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379. AND LEARN
THEIR PEACEFUL WAYS.
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380. GEEK. GEEK.
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381. AFTER CHESS CLUB,
THE GUYS AND I WENT TO COMPU-HUT
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382. AND WATCHED THEM UNPACK
THE MOUSE PADS. THEY'RE NEATO!
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383. GEEK.
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384. GEEK.
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385. GEEK.
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386. WHOOPSEE-DAISY.
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387. GEEK. GEEK.
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388. GEEK. GEEK.
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389. IT'S TRUE!
IT'S TRUE!
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390. IS IT SOMETHING I SAID?
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391. OH, BROTHER.
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392. ENTER, IF YOU DARE.
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393. HEY, VINCE, CHECK IT OUT.
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394. I JUST BEAT MYSELF
AT 3-DIMENSIONAL CHESS.
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395. CAN WE TALK?
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396. SURE.
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397. I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY THIS,
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398. BUT I'VE BEEN NOTICING
THAT YOU'RE A GEEK.
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399. YEAH, SO?
YOU KNOW?
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400. EVER SINCE FIRST GRADE.
I BROUGHT MY PET EARTHWORM
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401. TO SHOW-AND-TELL
AND EVERYBODY LAUGHED.
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402. I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL.
YOU HAVE ALL THESE CDs.
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403. GEEK MUSIC... SONDHEIM,
GILBERT AND SULLIVAN.
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404. YOU ALWAYS DID COOL STUFF.
YOU ALWAYS KNEW EVERYTHING.
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405. SORRY, VINCE,
BUT I AM WHAT I AM,
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406. AND I'M A GEEK.
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407. HERE COMES
FERDIE'S MESSAGE.
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408. WE STARTED OUR OWN
CHAT ROOM. NEATO, HUH?
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409. OH...
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410. VINCE, IT'S NOT
THE END OF THE WORLD.
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411. CHAD'S A GEEK.
BIG DEAL.
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412. HE'S STILL
YOUR BROTHER.
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413. I KNOW. IT'S JUST...
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414. ALL THESE YEARS,
I THOUGHT CHAD WAS SO COOL.
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415. NOW THAT I KNOW HE'S NOT,
IT MAKES ME QUESTION EVERYTHING.
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416. HECK, IF HE'S A GEEK,
MAYBE I'M A GEEK.
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417. MAYBE MY WHOLE LIFE'S
A SHAM.
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418. COME ON, VINCE,
YOU'RE TALKING CRAZY.
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419. AM I?
I CAN SEE IT ALL NOW.
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420. IT WILL START SMALL.
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421. ONE OF THESE DAYS
I'LL BE WALKING ALONG,
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422. AND SOMETHING
WILL CATCH MY EYE.
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423. OOH!
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424. SOON I'LL BE HAVING
STRANGE CRAVINGS
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425. FOR POLYESTER PANTS
AND ORTHOPEDIC SHOES,
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426. SAYING WORDS LIKE
WHOOPSEE-DAISY AND NEATO.
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427. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, I'LL BE
PLAYING CAULDRONS & CAVERNS,
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428. LEARNING STUPID
YO-YO TRICKS,
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429. AND SNEAKING
INTO SCI-FI CONVENTIONS
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430. IN MY SPARE TIME.
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431. AND THEN ONE NIGHT
WHEN THE MOON IS FULL...
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432. NEATO!
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433. COME ON, THAT'S NOT THE WAY
THINGS ARE GOING TO BE.
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434. MAYBE, AND MAYBE NOT,
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435. BUT IF THIS GEEK THING'S
HEREDITARY,
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436. I'M A WALKING TIME BOMB.
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437. MAN, THINGS CAN'T GET
ANY WORSE THAN THIS.
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438. THAT'S THE KID, CY,
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439. THE GUY WHO THINKS
HE'S SO COOL.
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440. YOU'VE BEEN GIVING
MY LITTLE BROTHER
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441. A HARD TIME, EH?
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442. I THINK THIS IS JUST
A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.
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443. YEAH, YOU MISUNDERSTANDING
THAT YOU DO NOT MESS
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444. WITH THE KOWALSKI FAMILY,
EVER!
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445. HEY!
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446. LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE.
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447. SAVE YOURSELF, CHAD. I CAN
ONLY HOLD HIM BACK SO LONG.
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448. IT'S OKAY, VINCE.
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449. STAY OUT OF THIS, GEEKOID.
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450. YOU HEARD ME, CY.
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451. LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE.
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452. AND IF I DON'T?
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453. IF YOU DON'T,
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454. YOU CAN JUST FORGET
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455. WITH YOUR MATH HOMEWORK
ANYMORE.
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456. B-BUT WE'RE STARTING
ALGEBRA SOON.
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457. DON'T TAKE THAT.
HE'S A GEEK.
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458. SHUT UP, CHUCKO!
THIS GUY'S NOT KIDDING.
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459. LOOK, CHAD, WE'RE SORRY.
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460. IT WAS JUST
A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.
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461. WE DIDN'T MEAN
NOTHING BAD. HONEST.
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462. YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
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463. CHAD, THAT WAS SO COOL.
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464. HEY, JUST 'CAUSE
I'M A GEEK
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465. DOESN'T MEAN
I'M NOT A COOL GEEK.
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466. I'LL GIVE YOU
A RIDE HOME.
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467. SEE YOU LATER, GUYS.
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468. I'M GOING HOME
WITH MY BIG BROTHER CHAD.
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469. HEY, CHAD,
DO THAT THING YOU DO.
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470. A, B, C, D...
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471. E, F, G...
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