ReBoot 2x7

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Mike accidently shatters Hexadecimal's looking glass, unleashing a horrible black parasite that infects the virus. Suddenly, all the nulls react, flocking to Lost Angles, covering the altered Hexadecimal until she's became a gigantic mass of nulls, walking around and flattening random buildings.

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1. I come from the Net,

2. through systems, peoples and cities

3. to this place, Mainframe.

4. My format, Guardian. To mend and defend.

5. To defend my newfound friends,

6. their hopes and dreams.

7. To defend them from their enemies.

8. They say the User lives outside the Net

9. and inputs games for pleasure.

10. No one knows for sure

11. but I intend to find out.

12. Reboot!

13. Oh, look! Michael, Scuzzy, the Supercomputer.

14. If only Megabyte knew how easy it is to find.

15. Well, you know what they say,

16. he got the smarts, but I've got the power!

17. Besides, all he has to do is ask nicely.

18. This bores me!

19. Michael, what have you got for me?

20. Coming soon to a VidWindow near you,

21. a Dino de Horrendous production of the classic, Bride of Frankenome.

22. You'll chill at the good doctor's performance.

23. Throw the switch, Bi-gor!

24. Thanks!

25. It's compiled! It's compiled!

26. You'll thrill at the love interest!

27. And the spills.

28. Oops!

29. I've seen this before!

30. I liked it.

31. Show me something else, or else!

32. My looking glass! No! No!

33. What have you done?

34. Hack, Slash!

35. He means us.

36. Yes, boss.

37. You rang, Your Hugeness?

38. Oh, ready and waiting, O Evil One.

39. (GASPS) Did I say "evil"?

40. Oh, what a giveaway!

41. I said "evil" once but I think I got away with it.

42. Three times. What?

43. You said it three times.

44. What, "evil"? That's four.

45. Oh, I hate that.

46. Silence!

47. Have you fools managed to complete phase one of the operation?

48. Absolutely! Phase one and phase two completed, sir!

49. And two.

50. I said that already!

51. They're finished.

52. They're finished. I told him that.

53. You bet. One and two.

54. Ah, excellent! Proceed with phase three at once.

55. And, uh, remember what happens to those who fail me.

56. Okey dokey.

57. Yes, siree, Bob, at once! Right away.

58. Phase three it is, then!

59. Uh, what is phase three again, Hack?

60. Read him a story and put him to bed.

61. Aw, cute little fellow. Don't put your finger there.

62. Ow!

63. I told you.

64. (SIGHS) All right. That's not going to work. Let's move on.

65. Okay, Phong. Let's try another one.

66. How about 95-08?

67. I do not understand, Enzo.

68. Nulls are horrible. Why are your friends trying to help them?

69. AndrAIa, listen.

70. This is what happens to Mainframers when they lose in a game.

71. These used to be sprites like you and me.

72. All of them? But the city is full of nulls!

73. Yes, my child.

74. We lost many dear friends before Bob came to Mainframe

75. and helped us defeat the User.

76. So what is all this for?

77. We're testing a theory, AndrAIa.

78. We think that a game retains the basic encryption

79. of all active players when the User wins.

80. It's called a saved game.

81. So if a null is trapped in the game that created it,

82. there is a chance, a slim chance,

83. that the sprite will be recompiled.

84. And, of course, if we then win the game,

85. the sprite would remain whole and in Mainframe.

86. What he means is,

87. the game that nullified a sprite can also bring it back!

88. That's what I said.

89. He said it better.

90. Thanks, AndrAIa.

91. How often do sprites return?

92. Well, so far it hasn't happened,

93. mainly due to the fact that nulls avoid games.

94. So we're looking for some other way to restore them.

95. We're not having much luck, I'm afraid.

96. So each of these used to be a real person?

97. (SOBBING) No!

98. No!

99. No!

100. And with a magic golden key,

101. she opened the door, freeing the Null Prince.

102. Aw, look at that. He's paying attention.

103. What's wrong?

104. Do you not hear it?

105. Hear what? What are you talking about?

106. Look, Dot, Frisket can hear it too!

107. Glitch, scanner.

108. These readings don't make any sense.

109. Wait. The signal's getting stronger.

110. They're going crazy! They're trying to get out!

111. Phong?

112. Mmm, very strange! The signal is being emitted from Lost Angles.

113. Megabyte!

114. Hexadecimal, Bob!

115. What?

116. Right, Hexadecimal. Did I say Megabyte?

117. What a good boy! Look, now he's going for a walk.

118. Uh, what phase number was walking Nibbles?

119. Uh... There is no number for walking Nibbles.

120. Well, that means he just ran away.

121. Yep, that's right. He ran away all right.

122. He's gone. He is. Look at him go.

123. Now, correct me if I'm wrong,

124. but that's a new look for you.

125. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) I like it.

126. Phong, I'm going to release them.

127. Yes, my child. But it may be wise to follow them.

128. Way ahead of you, Phong. Dot. Enzo.

129. Can I come?

130. No, AndrAIa, it'd be better if you stay with Phong.

131. But I can help.

132. I heard the signal before your sensors even picked it up.

133. You are not ready for this, child.

134. You do not know the ways of Mainframe.

135. Don't worry, AndrAIa, I'll be back soon.

136. Okay, Enzo. You're the Guardian. You know best.

137. Come on, Frisket!

138. You still haven't told her you're not a Guardian?

139. This just in. Media sprite and verminous familiar...

140. Nothing personal.

141. threatened by strangely altered virus, news at...

142. In this final report...

143. Oh, my!

144. (GULPS) Lost Angles.

145. Ooh, Hexadecimal! She may see us.

146. We had better go into... (STAMMERING)

147. Stealth mode!

148. Hey, where have you gone?

149. Hey, shush! We got to make no noise!

150. (LOUDLY) What?

151. I said,

152. (SCREAMING) "Shush!"

153. It's coming! It's coming, I tell you!

154. Backspace for your lives! Run! Run! Run!

155. And when you've finished, run some more!

156. We're looking for a null.

157. That's right. Have you seen one?

158. Have I seen one? Have I seen one!

159. That's a joke, right?

160. Hey, what do you mean, "joke"?

161. "Joke. Noun. A thing said or done to cause laughter,

162. "something not in earnest, or ridiculous."

163. Hack, Slash, it's your lucky day!

164. You were looking for a single null.

165. Well, what about two million?

166. It's Nullzilla.

167. Two million?

168. Just as we expected. They're heading straight for Lost Angles.

169. Heads up, boys. We've got company.

170. Enzo, keep Frisket back. Dot, stay frosty.

171. (WHINING) Frisket, watch them.

172. But don't eat them... Yet.

173. Sweet ground!

174. Oh, I love you, I love you, I love you!

175. All right, you guys. What's going on?

176. Bob! You gotta help us!

177. Yeah, help. We're in big trouble.

178. Calm down, you two. What's the problem?

179. First of all, we lost a null.

180. Yeah, Nibbles!

181. You lost Megabyte's pet null, Nibbles?

182. (LAUGHS) Boy, are you guys in trouble!

183. Uh, may I just stop you there?

184. Thank you. Although this is a fascinating story,

185. I feel I must draw your attention

186. to a more pressing matter.

187. Really? What's that, Mike?

188. That!

189. What in the Net? (MIKE CLEARING THROAT)

190. At 23:30 today, the nulls of Mainframe

191. mounted an attack on the virus, Hexadecimal.

192. She was unprepared for the assault,

193. and was easily overcome.

194. The nulls covered her completely,

195. forming the monster this reporter has named Nullzilla.

196. Cool! (GROWLING)

197. Enzo, this is serious!

198. Mike, why would they attack her?

199. Hexadecimal controls the nulls!

200. She did until "it" got her.

201. It?

202. Look, I know it sounds crazy,

203. but something horrible came through her looking glass, and it got her!

204. And it wasn't Alice.

205. And?

206. And really changed her, I personally think, for the worse.

207. And then all the nulls attacked her?

208. On the nosey!

209. Uh, guys?

210. Is it time to go see Phong yet?

211. This is remarkable!

212. The nulls are trying to isolate Hexadecimal from the rest of Mainframe.

213. Why?

214. They are protecting us from whatever came out of her mirror.

215. But the nulls will eventually drain all of her energy!

216. All right! Whoo-hoo!

217. No more Hexadismal equals no more Nullzilla.

218. It is not quite that simple, Enzo.

219. Hexadecimal has transfinite power limits.

220. Huh?

221. What Phong means is,

222. it will take a long time for the nulls to drain her energy.

223. And Hex's attempts to break free are devastating the city.

224. We can't afford to wait.

225. We've got to do something now, for Mainframe's sake.

226. (STAMMERING) Can you see him?

227. Who?

228. Nibbles!

229. No, no. I can't. Oh, wait a minute. There he is.

230. That's not him!

231. Well, we know physical force can't hurt nulls.

232. We'll have to try containment.

233. Do not worry. I have prepared something for just such an emergency.

234. You're prepared for a giant monster made entirely of nulls

235. stomping around Mainframe?

236. That is correct.

237. How do you plan for that?

238. Uh, lucky guess?

239. But first, we must get you into your uniforms!

240. F-A-B.

241. You can't talk in these things, and I feel ridiculous!

242. You feel ridiculous? Look at me. I'm a gnat!

243. What's a gnat?

244. I don't know, but it suits you.

245. I am sorry, but these uniforms are necessary.

246. The helmets will enable you to control your vehicles.

247. What vehicles?

248. Hey! Where's Enzo?

249. Ah, Grasshopper. There you are.

250. Sorry.

251. To your places!

252. Now, all we can do is sit and wait.

253. I will stand if it's all right with you.

254. Okay. Let's do it.

255. Black Beetle Turbo Pincer Force!

256. Ladybird Accelerator Spotted Carapace Force!

257. Grasshopper Sync Pulse Hopping Force!

258. Gnat Slightly Annoyed High-pitched Buzzing Force!

259. So, what's the plan, Phong?

260. You must get your vehicles up to speed, and using the signal I gave you,

261. join them together to form a giant robot that will battle Nullzilla.

262. You're kidding, right? These form a what?

263. A giant robot.

264. Phong, this is ridiculous! We're never gonna get a robot out of these.

265. They don't even fit together!

266. You must give the signal. All at once!

267. Okay. Let's try this again.

268. ReBoot Robot Entomologizing Force!

269. Huh. Go figure!

270. All right! Let's go kick some null butt.

271. How do you work this thing anyway?

272. Ah! Run away!

273. Run away!

274. I hate nulls.

275. Me, too.

276. Stomp on my apartment? I don't think so!

277. This is no good! We're gonna have to try the subtle approach!

278. Oh, no. I just redecorated.

279. Phong, we're managing to keep it under control, but we can't do this forever.

280. Use the Matic, my son.

281. The what?

282. Use the Disrupt-o-matic!

283. What Disrupt-o-matic?

284. Phong, we haven't got a Disrupt-o-matic!

285. Just a moment, my child.

286. Oh, dear.

287. Try and contain the monster for a little longer.

288. I will get the Matic to you.

289. And it's a left and a right. A left, a right. It's amazing!

290. Nullzilla's withstanding the blows!

291. How much more punishment can it take?

292. Mike!

293. Be careful, child. Stay clear of the nullmonster.

294. Do not worry, Phong. I know what I am doing.

295. Hang on, Enzo. I'm coming.

296. All right, AndrAIa!

297. Good work, AndrAIa. Get up here.

298. Take the Arm Elevator to Level 54

299. and follow the signs to the chest cavity.

300. The boss is going to be back soon! We're doomed!

301. No, we're not! Here he is!

302. (EXCLAIMS) Oh, no. That's not him.

303. We did it. Thanks to you, AndrAIa.

304. You were awesome, AndrAIa! You really saved our bitmaps!

305. We make a good team.

306. Glitch, stats.

307. How is she, Bob?

308. It's strange. She's back to normal.

309. Whatever caused all this is gone.

310. Yeah. But where to?

311. Ah, there you are, Father.

312. Now, where are those two bumbling fools?

313. No!