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Enzo is feeling along since there are no sprites his age in Mainframe. Dot won't let him enter games with Bob and Frisket comes and goes has he pleases. So when a game cube drops on the Diner and he runs to a young female sprite named AndrAIa, he's all too quick to make friends with her. But there's something Enzo doesn't seem to realise about AndrAIa...

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1. I come from the Net,

2. through systems, peoples and cities

3. to this place, Mainframe.

4. My format, Guardian. To mend and defend.

5. To defend my newfound friends,

6. their hopes and dreams.

7. To defend them from their enemies.

8. They say the User lives outside the Net

9. and inputs games for pleasure.

10. No one knows for sure

11. but I intend to find out.

12. Reboot!

13. True Stories of Mainframe, take 2004.

14. Action.

15. So much for me being Mr. Save-the-Day.

16. Want some used food?

17. No, but thanks anyway.

18. Bob!

19. Enzo!

20. It was rather laborious and taxing

21. to prefabricate that magnet, Bob.

22. I would really appreciate it

23. if you could be so kind

24. as to return it to me.

25. And the sooner, the better.

26. Keep your hair on.

27. I was only going to chuck it anyway, M.B.

28. Here, catch!

29. Ooh!

30. Ahh! Eeh!

31. Oof! Aagh!

32. Oh, I've fallen! Hack! Slash!

33. To me!

34. Coming... boss!

35. They're not even close to Al's.

36. No, not even close.

37. To Al's.

38. What you have just witnessed is

39. a simulation of a true event.

40. Only the names were changed to protect the guilty.

41. No binomes were injured during the recording of this program.

42. Next cycle on True stories of Mainframe...

43. Arr! How do you know that, then?

44. I'm a gardener.

45. I know everything!

46. Psst...

47. That's "Guardian." "Guardian!"

48. Enzo!

49. Are you still sitting there, watching Mike the TV?

50. Why don't you go play outside?

51. Who with? I've got no friends.

52. You're always too busy, and Bob's in that game.

53. I don't believe it!

54. They triggered the detonator!

55. How BASIC can you get?

56. I'm supposed to save them from the User, not themselves!

57. Com-stats, how long have we got?

58. Initial detonation complete.

59. Ten seconds to planet destruction.

60. Oh, great. A whole 10 seconds.

61. I never get to go anywhere, and you won't let me into games anymore.

62. I had fun with Bob in the games. Now I just...

63. Enzo, games aren't supposed to be fun.

64. They're dangerous.

65. You should never go into one without Bob or myself.

66. Promise?

67. Aw, Dot.

68. Games are fun!

69. I bet Bob's having a great time right now.

70. Brace yourselves! She's gonna blow.

71. Game over.

72. You nearly got us nullified!

73. I can't believe you did that.

74. Bob!

75. (ENZO GRUNTS) Hi, Bob.

76. Problems?

77. You could say that.

78. These two booted into the game

79. and tried to win it by setting off an explosion

80. capable of destroying a planet.

81. Bad idea.

82. Yes.

83. Especially when you're inside the planet!

84. Why'd you do it?

85. I had to, mister!

86. And all he did was keep saying,

87. "Make it so."

88. And "Engage."

89. I said "Engage" more times than "Make it so," actually.

90. What am I going to do?

91. What about a little refresher course.

92. You could base it on that readme file of yours,

93. "Games, a Survivor's Guide."

94. Hey, that's not a bad idea. Thanks.

95. Now could you help me with my little problem?

96. What, Enzo? I didn't even notice him!

97. Exactly.

98. We're both too busy running businesses

99. or saving Mainframe to have time for him.

100. And he hasn't got any friends because there aren't many small sprites

101. left in Mainframe since the Twin City was destroyed.

102. Oh, I'm sorry, Dot. I didn't mean to...

103. No, I'm okay.

104. It's just that talk of the other city reminds me of my father.

105. It wasn't his fault, Dot.

106. The experiment just got out of control.

107. I know, I know.

108. I just wish he were here now.

109. I miss him.

110. Come on. Let's see if we can help Enzo.

111. Tea Earl Grey?

112. What in the Net is Tea Earl Grey?

113. Hi, Enzo! What's processing?

114. Huh?

115. Oh, nothing.

116. How was the game?

117. It was terrible.

118. I could've really used your help in there!

119. Why don't you go and play with Frisket?

120. Where is he, anyway?

121. I don't know. He's not my dog.

122. He's feral.

123. And you know what that means.

124. He could be anywhere, doing anything.

125. Blast 'em, mateys!

126. Everyone's having a better time than me.

127. I've got no one to play with and it's all Dad's fault!

128. If he hadn't deleted most of the sprites, I'd have some friends!

129. Enzo!

130. So the golden fleece was in the Forth chamber,

131. guarded by a Hydra.

132. Once Glitch had removed all seven of the Hydra's heads,

133. as shown here...

134. I simply touched the fleece to end the game.

135. So to recap,

136. there are three basic rules.

137. Rule one, do not enter games.

138. A game cannot hurt you if you are not in it.

139. Do anything you can to get out of the cube's path.

140. Rule number two, fight or hide.

141. If you do get trapped in a game,

142. help, or stay out of the way.

143. Leave it to the professionals.

144. Finally, rule number three, defeat the User.

145. Either by destroying it or winning the game.

146. Now, any questions?

147. Yes, you there, with the hat.

148. Yes, is it always a good idea to reboot?

149. Rebooting usually provides equipment and knowledge that help you in a game,

150. but not always.

151. Remember the story I told you about Enzo

152. rebooting as a damsel.

153. Any other questions?

154. How many types of game sprites are there?

155. There are five subsets.

156. Aggressives, defensives, passives, chaotics

157. and a recent addition, artificial-intelligents.

158. Aggressives only attack the User.

159. Defensives try to block or delay anything that comes their way.

160. Now, chaotics are the most dangerous.

161. They try to destroy anything that moves,

162. User or Mainframer alike.

163. Passives tend to help by revealing information about the game.

164. And artificial-intelligent game sprites are programmed

165. to alter their characteristics to match changes

166. in the User's playing ability. In other words,

167. they learn and become better opponents.

168. But please remember, treat them all as potential threats.

169. Remember, there is no substitute for experience.

170. All known games are logged in the Read Only Room.

171. I suggest you download chapters one through five for next time.

172. That's Pongthrough to Space Invaders.

173. Bob, Dot has told me of young Enzo's troubles.

174. Look, it's simple, he needs a friend.

175. Having no one his own age to play with is really getting to him.

176. I have a schematic for a robot friend.

177. What do you think?

178. Uh, nice, Phong, but I think he needs a real friend.

179. Warning. Incoming game.

180. Oh, no! Not now!

181. Phong, where's the cube gonna land?

182. Oh, this is bad!

183. Is it very bad?

184. The game is going to land in Baudway.

185. On the Diner, to be exact.

186. Enzo!

187. Yes, and in his current state, who knows what he will do?

188. Oh, no, it's a game. Let's get outta here!

189. Run away!

190. What are you waiting for?

191. Come on. Don't be a ninny.

192. Get out of here.

193. No way.

194. And miss all the fun?

195. See ya.

196. Come on, Dot. We don't have much time.

197. But I told Enzo not to go into the games alone.

198. Yes, but did you tell him to move if one was dropping on him?

199. Come on, Bob. We don't have much time.

200. Reboot!

201. Cool!

202. Reboot.

203. Reboot.

204. Wow! Dot looks amazing.

205. What a babe!

206. I heard that!

207. What? Did I say that or just think it?

208. You thought it. We're telepathic.

209. It's part of our game character.

210. Oh, sorry.

211. I better be more careful what I say...

212. Uh, think.

213. That'll be a first.

214. So what is this?

215. I don't know. I've never seen

216. this one before. Glitch, game info.

217. Right. The User has to find

218. the lost treasure of Atlantis to win the game.

219. And it's our job to stop him.

220. What've we got to help us?

221. Apparently, I've got electrical powers

222. that can be used offensively and defensively.

223. Whoa.

224. And you have a trident capable

225. of generating vortices and... Piranha mines?

226. Nice.

227. Hey! Watch where you point that thing!

228. Sorry!

229. Come on. Let's end this game before Enzo gets into any trouble.

230. Nice tail.

231. I heard that, too!

232. Oh, sorry.

233. Just keep your mind on the User!

234. Pick on someone your own size, you big bully!

235. There's the User.

236. You ready? Yeah, let's do it.

237. What is a piranha mine, anyway?

238. Yes!

239. Hang on, Dot. The game hasn't gone away.

240. What's going on?

241. The User has multiple lives.

242. Fifteen, to be exact.

243. Not good. This is not good.

244. Hey, that's my line!

245. Be okay.

246. Please be okay.

247. Uh-oh...

248. Four, three, two, one.

249. (SARCASTICALLY) Yay.

250. How many is that now?

251. Six down, nine to go.

252. Come on.

253. Wow! You're okay!

254. I thought the User had offlined you for sure!

255. Hey! Cool spines!

256. Are they acid, or poison?

257. Uh, not poison.

258. They paralyze.

259. Totally random!

260. I bet they're really useful in this game!

261. When I Rebooted, all I got was this eye patch!

262. Rebooted?

263. Who are you?

264. Me? I'm Enzo.

265. Uh, a Guardian. Yeah, that's it.

266. I come from the Net.

267. And who are you?

268. I am AndrAIa. I'm a...

269. Cool! I haven't seen you around Mainframe!

270. AndrAIa. That's a nice name.

271. What's the matter?

272. Quiet!

273. What is it?

274. Wolf eels ahead of us.

275. Can you not hear them?

276. Well, no.

277. Quick, turn here.

278. How are we doing?

279. Not good.

280. The User has still got eight lives left and we're on the final level.

281. We're not going to make it, Dot.

282. No!

283. Feel better?

284. Yes, but I'm out of power.

285. Any ideas?

286. Our only chance now is to beat the User to the treasure. Wait here.

287. That'll slow it down.

288. Okay. Which way?

289. This way. But be careful.

290. Now the game sprites will be after us as well.

291. And then my friend Bob

292. 'booted as a damsel. His legs didn't even reach the ground.

293. AndrAIa,

294. this is the best time I've ever had.

295. I like you, Enzo.

296. Uh...

297. I like you too, AndrAIa.

298. When we win this game, you can come to the Diner

299. and meet Bob and Dot.

300. And you'll love Frisket. He's my dog.

301. Enzo! The User! Just ahead of us!

302. Uh-oh...

303. Shoal torpedoes!

304. I've got control.

305. They run by a basic flocking algorithm. Hang on!

306. Whoa!

307. Alphanumeric!

308. Come on! I'll take the manta rays,

309. you take the sting rays!

310. (WHOOPING) We did it!

311. Huh?

312. Bob, why is the water this color?

313. I don't think we want to know.

314. Okay, seven degrees to port.

315. Elevation, minus 11.2.

316. Good. What's next?

317. We've got a 90 degree hard to starboard on my mark.

318. Mark!

319. Here they come!

320. You okay, Dot?

321. Yeah, thanks.

322. But don't worry about me. I can look after myself.

323. Bob! It's the User.

324. Oh, no! We've cleared the way for it. There's nothing to stop it

325. getting to the treasure.

326. We've gotta try!

327. It's Enzo! And he's with someone.

328. It's a game sprite!

329. We've got to get him out of there!

330. There's no time. We've gotta win the game.

331. Quick, come on.

332. Oh, no! There's Bob and Dot,

333. and they're trapped! The User's gonna win

334. and we're gonna be nullified!

335. Nullified?

336. What is nullified?

337. You know! Offlined!

338. Deleted! Quit-without-saving!

339. You're a game sprite, aren't you?

340. Yes, I tried to tell you.

341. I know, but I didn't want to listen.

342. I thought you could be my friend!

343. I am, Enzo.

344. How? You're a game sprite.

345. You leave with the game, win or lose!

346. We can never stay together,

347. no matter what happens!

348. We can be together, Enzo.

349. No, what are you doing?

350. The User's nearly there. It's going to make it!

351. Bob!

352. Enzo!

353. Goodbye, my friend.

354. Game over.

355. All right, Enzo! You did it!

356. You saved everyone! Are you okay?

357. Did the game sprite hurt you?

358. I'm okay.

359. And that game sprite was my friend.

360. She helped save us all.

361. Wait, what's that on your icon?

362. AndrAIa! You're here!

363. I told you we'd be together, Enzo.

364. I downloaded a backup of myself onto your icon.

365. The game let me out, thinking I was you.

366. You can do that?

367. Apparently!

368. Cool.

369. Now, Guardian, who are your friends?

370. It's a game sprite, outside of the game?

371. I don't believe it!

372. Hey, what does she mean, "Guardian"?