ReBoot 2x2

Directed by Michael Robison

A being of incredible power, known as a codemaster, arrives in Mainframe, demanding they bring out another codemaster who he believes is hiding there.

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1. I come from the Net,

2. through systems, peoples and cities

3. to this place, Mainframe.

4. My format, Guardian. To mend and defend.

5. To defend my newfound friends,

6. their hopes and dreams.

7. To defend them from their enemies.

8. They say the User lives outside the Net

9. and inputs games for pleasure.

10. No one knows for sure

11. but I intend to find out.

12. Reboot!

13. It's here, I know it is.

14. I can't believe it!

15. I had that laser-scope here a nano ago.

16. Ahem. Is this what you're looking for?

17. (CHUCKLES) Thanks. Mind giving it a crank?

18. No problem.

19. Sounds to me like a fried initiator.

20. No. Just a distended turbo-lock.

21. All it needs is a little...

22. You know, you really should have this looked at by a professional.

23. I'm a Guardian. Mend and defend, remember?

24. It's tradition.

25. Glitch, multi-tool!

26. Bob? What is it?

27. There's something wrong. Something here.

28. I can feel it.

29. I seek the Codemaster Talon.

30. There is no one in Mainframe with that name.

31. Talon the Dispatcher?

32. High Talon of the Seventh Brotherhood?

33. Come now.

34. I am no fool, old sprite.

35. (GASPS) Talon is here.

36. Attention! Initiate full security.

37. This way, boy. (BARKS)

38. I know just the place we'll find some cool parts for my air-cart.

39. So, what do you process, Frisket?

40. What sign, right? Come on.

41. Trash city! Look at this stuff, will ya?

42. Must be Old Man Pearson's private stash.

43. Awesome! Check it out.

44. Who'd ever wanna scrap, uh, whatever this is.

45. Totally atonal!

46. Hey, Frisket! Where you going?

47. What've you got, boy?

48. Cool find, Frisket!

49. This'll make a rad stabilizer for my air-cart.

50. That it won't, boy!

51. Get away from there, you mangy mutt!

52. Trespassing and theft are serious crimes, lad.

53. But we were only looking for...

54. Oh! Just look at this mess!

55. You could have broke something! Or hurt yourself.

56. Uh, we'll clean it up. Honest.

57. Attention! Attention, all citizens of Mainframe!

58. Listen well to my words.

59. Are you okay?

60. You look like you've swallowed a virus.

61. Citizens of Mainframe.

62. Among you resides a Codemaster by the name of Talon.

63. I seek him.

64. Talon, come forward now

65. and no harm will come to Mainframe.

66. Harm Mainframe? I don't think so.

67. Here's Bob!

68. Yeah! He'll know how to deal with this.

69. Okay, Mister. First things first.

70. Release my friend. Now!

71. Very well.

72. You are not Talon.

73. You are a Guardian.

74. And you're a Codemaster from the Web?

75. No. You are fortunate.

76. I am from the Net.

77. But if you truly wish to guard your friends

78. then you will bring Talon to me.

79. There is no Talon in Mainframe!

80. Hey! (SCREAMING)

81. I hate when this happens.

82. Glitch, paraglide!

83. All right, you asked for it!

84. Hey! What have you done to Glitch?

85. Since you refuse to deliver Talon,

86. then I will find him myself.

87. Even if it means taking apart Mainframe

88. sector by sector.

89. Bob, are you okay?

90. No.

91. And by the look of it, neither is Mainframe.

92. We need more transport.

93. We've got to get everyone out of here. Now!

94. Everything that flies is in motion, Ms. Matrix.

95. Not quite everything.

96. Drastic times call for drastic measures.

97. Ms. Matrix, what a delightful intrusion.

98. This is strictly business, Megabyte.

99. Oh, really? Do tell.

100. A partnership perhaps?

101. Hardly. I need to rent some transport. Now.

102. I do apologize, but this is not a taxi service.

103. Especially under present circumstances.

104. But... Please. Don't ask for any personal favors.

105. Codemasters and viruses have a rather...

106. How shall I put this? Unpleasant history.

107. Good luck. You'll need it.

108. Well, I guess it's all up to Bob now.

109. Hmm, just as I thought.

110. Well? What is it?

111. Is it, like, a killer Codemaster Guardian

112. destroying energy eating virus?

113. Something that'll keep replicating and replicating

114. till it takes over Bob's entire body? Huh? Huh?

115. We are not quite so fortunate.

116. What?

117. Such a virus, we could deal with.

118. What we have here

119. is an ultra high-density near-field time-lock mechanism.

120. Great. Well, how can we get rid of it?

121. I am afraid that is impossible.

122. It can only be removed by a Codemaster.

123. Only by a Codemaster?

124. Mega-bummer!

125. Without Glitch we might as well kiss our bitmaps goodbye.

126. Thanks a lot.

127. Sorry, Bob, but I've seen that Codemaster in action.

128. He's Offline City!

129. And the stranger will not rest

130. until he finds what he has come for.

131. Why do I get the feeling you're not telling me everything?

132. Come with me.

133. You remain here, Enzo.

134. Hey! So what's the big secret?

135. Codemasters are intersystem eliminators of great skill and power.

136. Yeah, we studied them in Guardian programming,

137. but I never encountered them in the Supercomputer.

138. They're one of the most vicious societies

139. that run in the Net,

140. and even in the Web.

141. They delete, destroy and erase whomever

142. and whatever they are paid to.

143. So who is this Talon

144. and what is he doing in Mainframe?

145. Long before your arrival,

146. he came to Mainframe seeking refuge.

147. You harbored a Codemaster?

148. He changed his identity

149. and has since lived here in peace among us.

150. So who is he?

151. Oh, I cannot tell you, young Bob.

152. I have taken an oath of secrecy.

153. I've got to think of something.

154. Some way to disarm the stranger.

155. His weapon, the Gibson-coil Pike, is deadly.

156. The pike! Of course. How BASIC can you get?

157. What do you want?

158. I thought I warned you about trespassing!

159. It's you! You're Talon!

160. Yeah, and you're outta your little sprite processor.

161. Now get outta here before I...

162. Before you what? Zap me with your Gibson-coil Pike?

163. And what would you be knowing about Gibson-coils?

164. That you've got one just like the stranger.

165. And you're gonna use it.

166. Before all of Mainframe is toasted.

167. I cannot. I swore when I quit the Guild and came here

168. that I'd never delete another living thing.

169. But you can do it! You've got to do it!

170. You've got the pike! You know how to use it!

171. Like they say, once a Codemaster...

172. Didn't you hear me? My answer is...

173. Hello? Mainframe to Mr. Pearson.

174. We are looking at some serious downtime here!

175. We're talking quit without saving!

176. End run! Power down!

177. Jack out and sign off!

178. Format irretrievable! Escape not...

179. I said no!

180. I take it all back.

181. You were never a Codemaster.

182. You're just a cowardly old binome.

183. Now, don't you start!

184. What is this?

185. Nice catch, unfortunately.

186. At least you are persistent, Guardian.

187. Can't blame a guy for trying, can you?

188. No. But I am afraid I am going to have to delete you now.

189. Warning. Incoming game.

190. Warning. Incoming game.

191. What is this "Incoming Game"?

192. It's a power even greater than yours.

193. How can a mere game

194. have more power than a Codemaster?

195. Never thought you'd ask. You mind?

196. We don't have much time.

197. We've got to get inside the game cube before it drops.

198. Then you will show me this power?

199. Oh, yeah. It's landing on an empty sector.

200. It'll be just you and me,

201. then I'll show you the power.

202. Very well.

203. This better work.

204. I don't get it. Why take the stranger into the game?

205. By helping the User win,

206. Bob will nullify the stranger.

207. Nullify the stranger? But that means...

208. Oh, Bob.

209. A Wild West game. How fitting.

210. Where is this power?

211. You'll see.

212. First, do me the favor of removing this time lock.

213. My weapon does not function here.

214. Then that makes two of us.

215. Well, let's see what the game provides.

216. Reboot!

217. Too weird. It's not going to stop

218. and we have to get on. Do you understand?

219. (GRUNTS) Huh?

220. Whoa!

221. What is the objective of this game?

222. To beat the User to the next station.

223. Then just stay out of my way.

224. I've gotta help the User? (SCOFFS)

225. There's a first time for everything.

226. Whoa!

227. Who's driving this thing?

228. I thought I told you to...

229. Look!

230. Look what you have done. We have lost.

231. Yeah. What a shame, huh?

232. What are the consequences?

233. Total nullification. Times two.

234. All that's left now is to ride it out.

235. You know, I'm going to miss these games and my friends.

236. You would give your own life for them?

237. Yeah. You know, tradition.

238. Help! Someone! Anyone!

239. Enzo?

240. Yee-haw!

241. You lose.

242. Game over.

243. I can't believe it, Enzo. Why did you enter the game?

244. You don't know what I was trying to do.

245. Uh, Bob?

246. Old Man Pearson is Codemaster Talon?

247. That's what I entered the game to tell you.

248. This is it, then.

249. Are you Codemaster Talon?

250. I am the one you seek.

251. I, Lens the Clear-Unfolding, Lens the Reaper,

252. High Lens of the 62nd Brotherhood,

253. hereby do challenge you, brother Talon,

254. to High Spar.

255. Well, I deny you.

256. I quit the Guild long before you were co-processed.

257. You can tell the Guildmasters

258. that I'm out of circulation.

259. No. Once Codemaster,

260. always Codemaster.

261. No one leaves the Guild. It is tradition.

262. It's a paradigm shift.

263. Alphanumeric!

264. I can't let this happen.

265. Out of my way, Guardian.

266. You'll have to take me first!

267. Copy that!

268. And triple copy it.

269. You mean this old binome is so important

270. that you would give up your very codes for him?

271. Yeah. Call it a Mainframe tradition.

272. Throughout the entire Net,

273. I have never witnessed

274. such a blatant contemptuous display of...

275. Friendship?

276. Honor.

277. Let it be known from this day

278. that Talon is no more.

279. I will tell the Guild it is so.

280. I knew you'd do it!

281. I can't believe you're...

282. Put it there...

283. What are you trying to do,

284. make an old man sick?

285. Go away!