ReBoot 1x9

Directed by

Jesse Moss as Enzo Matrix (voice)

Mike the TV is driving everybody insane, but when a game cube drops and Mike reboots into a warrior they're going to need him to help stop the user.

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1. I come from the Net

2. through systems, peoples and cities

3. to this place, Mainframe.

4. My format, Guardian. To mend and defend.

5. To defend my newfound friends,

6. their hopes and dreams.

7. To defend them from their enemies.

8. They say the User lives outside the Net

9. and inputs games for pleasure.

10. No one knows for sure

11. but I intend to find out.

12. Reboot!

13. (SHUSHING) Go away! You'll give away my hiding place.

14. Bob, are you feeling all right?

15. Quiet! Get down, get down.

16. What is it? Viral binomes? A roaming Tear?

17. Is it Megabyte? Hexadecimal?

18. Worse! Much worse. Oh, no! He's coming.

19. It slices! Dices! Cuts, copies, pastes!

20. And even formats julienne fries!

21. But wait, there's more!

22. Act now, and we'll port you the handy Log-o-Matic absolutely free

23. for only 9,999.99.

24. (GRUNTS) Mike!

25. For the 128th time, stop!

26. Can't we just turn him off?

27. I can't. His remote control ran away.

28. Can you blame it?

29. It's Bucket O' Nothing!

30. Surprise your friends,

31. amaze your family, annoy perfect strangers!

32. It's absolutely nothing.

33. Free, for only 9,999.99!

34. That's it! You're getting dismantled. Glitch, screwdriver.

35. Now, Bob. Just calm down.

36. Warning. Incoming game.

37. Warning. Incoming game.

38. Warning. Incoming game.

39. Coming up next!

40. Three close friends get nullified in a dangerous game cube

41. with everybody's favorite appliance, Mike the TV!

42. Hey! Look.

43. Dude! Were those the Users?

44. Four of them?

45. I'm afraid so.

46. One User. Four characters.

47. I think I know this game.

48. A Dungeon Deep.

49. We have to race the User's team to the bottom level.

50. All right, then! Reboot!

51. Reboot!

52. Reboot!

53. What! A thief?

54. I'm not the warrior? (EXCLAIMS)

55. I'm always the warrior.

56. Well, if you're not the warrior, then who is?

57. Duh-duh-duh-da!

58. Mike! The mighty warrior! Tonight at 8:00.

59. This is bad, very bad.

60. We're stuck like this. A thief can't use a warrior's weapon.

61. And an elf can't use a wizard's weapon.

62. Exactly.

63. We're all stuck playing our roles.

64. What are you waiting for? Enter now for your chance to win!

65. Sorry, Mike, but why don't you just file yourself right here

66. and let us worry about winning the game. Okay?

67. Trust us. It's your only hope.

68. Shunned by his friends.

69. Ignored by his loved ones.

70. Abandoned by those he trusted the most.

71. No! Not. Never. Nein.

72. No way! Ixnay on the yes part. Negatory!

73. (MOUTHING) Please.

74. You can stay with us on one condition,

75. stay out of our way. Okay?

76. Guaranteed to work behind the scenes

77. so you don't have to. Pilgrim.

78. Out of sight, or your money back.

79. What's that?

80. Now there is an unhappy camper.

81. Ew! Gives me the jaggies.

82. Cool!

83. To win the chalice, listen to me,

84. one in all, all in one, that's the key.

85. Major! Alphanumeric! Awesome!

86. What does it mean?

87. It's some kind of riddle, maybe a clue.

88. Or a trap. Let's find out.

89. (GRUNTS) It's stuck. Give me a hand.

90. Come on, Mike. You, too!

91. Have no fear! I'll save you!

92. Thanks, Mike.

93. Nice. Cozy. Cheerful.

94. Hey, a map!

95. Look, it shows us all the levels and our positions.

96. There. That must be the User's team up ahead, and this must be us. Here.

97. Interesting.

98. So, where exactly are we?

99. Let's see. According to this,

100. we're traveling down the Hopeless River of Eternal Imprisonment.

101. The final resting place of all those who fail to win the chalice.

102. Nice! And where are we headed?

103. Well, it looks like someplace called

104. The Vicious Pit of Total Oblivion.

105. Will Bob's strength hold out?

106. Will our heroes be dashed into the pit of horror?

107. Tune in next time for another exciting episode of

108. That Darn Wacky, Crazy Dungeon!

109. Brought to you by...

110. Mike! Hmm?

111. Would you just climb up?

112. (GRUNTS) Wait! Watch it!

113. Mike!

114. It's just more doors.

115. And which door will lead them to the next level?

116. Is it door number one, door number two, door number three, or...

117. Mike!

118. Why don't we try that one?

119. Mike! Cut it out!

120. That wasn't you?

121. Well, if it wasn't you, then...

122. Prepare to taste the blade of my... Butter knife?

123. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Don't you just hate when that happens?

124. Do something!

125. Abaracawhatchamacadabracallit!

126. Great! There's more! Two for the price of one!

127. Oops!

128. Nice going, Merlin.

129. Quick! Try her again!

130. Abracawhatchamacadabracallit!

131. Again!

132. Abracawhatchama- cadabracallit!

133. With lightning reflexes,

134. Bob keeps the slavering hordes at bay!

135. But for how long, ladies and gentlemen,

136. for how long? For how...

137. All right, let's get going. This way.

138. I think it's this one.

139. Wait! Let's stop and think about this first.

140. Look, the only way to figure it out is to try one.

141. Oh!

142. Get away from me, boy! You bother me.

143. All right, folks, step right up, step right up.

144. Don't be late for the next level.

145. What do you suppose that means?

146. Oh! That's what.

147. Uh, guys. I think we're in trouble.

148. Bob?

149. That was easy enough.

150. No matter where they ran, no matter where they turned,

151. there was simply no way out!

152. Log off, Mike!

153. This way.

154. Glitch, cutters.

155. Operate? Now? Surely you can't be serious?

156. He slices! He dices! He cuts julienne fries!

157. Mike!

158. (GRUNTS) Oh, no.

159. We didn't get a chance to hear the riddle for this level.

160. Oh, sure! That solved all our problems last time!

161. If we could figure out those riddles,

162. it would probably make it a lot easier for us, Bob.

163. Would you two grow up?

164. Stay frosty!

165. Watch and learn.

166. Dot, what level is this?

167. Level 65.

168. Only one more to go.

169. And the User's group is already there. Look out!

170. Oh, sure, it just has to breathe fire, too.

171. Why not? A fire-breathing skullipede fits right in with shadow worms,

172. living rock piles, killer puddles, haunted laundry, battle carrots, armored...

173. Watch out! Traps ahead!

174. Did you miss me?

175. This is it, guys. The last level.

176. Finally, we made it!

177. Whoa!

178. Dot!

179. I don't think so!

180. Bob!

181. Oh, boy!

182. Mike's our only hope.

183. Mangled? Injured? Partially erased?

184. You have your legal rights. Call Cifelli, Schoemaker, and Edwards.

185. We won't be under-sued!

186. Oh, yeah. We're done for.

187. All right, Mike!

188. I don't believe it. He's a genius.

189. Of course, the light!

190. Mike, where in the world would you get a crazy idea like that?

191. Tonight, Doctor Goldsmith Versus the Shadow Monsters, Part Four!

192. Only on BMMN,

193. the Bad Monster Movie Network. I like that.

194. Good job, Mike!

195. I think we all owe you a big apology.

196. Yeah. Yeah.

197. Somebody give me a hug!

198. To win the chalice, listen to me,

199. one in all, all in one, that's the key.

200. This guy is really starting to bother me.

201. And that's not all!

202. Act now, or be plunged into eternal bottomless-ness.

203. Less-ness, less-ness, less-ness.

204. Come on! We can figure this out.

205. "All in one, one in all, that's the key."

206. "All in one, one in all,

207. "that's the key!"

208. Alphanumeric! The chalice!

209. I don't think so, pal.

210. We're in trouble, aren't we?

211. Big time. Go for the chalice!

212. And there they go!

213. It's Chicken Belly first out of the gates,

214. with Nasty Habit moving up fast on the outside!

215. Take that!

216. Well, now we know who the real wizard is.

217. Wow. She's good.

218. To win the chalice, listen to me,

219. one in all, all in one.

220. Dot! The Users are here!

221. Do something!

222. That's easy for you to say.

223. The Love Hospital.

224. Your prescription for romance.

225. Mike, you did it!

226. Help!

227. Don't touch that dial! You're tuned to the Commercial Channel!

228. All commercials! All the time!

229. An eternity of useless products to rot your skeevy little mind

230. forever.

231. The Users!

232. Get the chalice!

233. Bob, forget them! We have to do it together!

234. Game over.

235. And the crowd goes wild!

236. So you see, the secret to the whole game was to act as a team.

237. We should have been looking out for one another, the way you were.

238. Yeah, Mike. We feel really bad about the way we treated you. And well...

239. We're sorry.

240. Thank you. Oh, stop. Stop. You're too kind.

241. I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent.

242. But most of all,

243. people like you, my adoring fans.

244. He's silly! He's kooky!

245. He's really valuable in a Dungeon-like adventure game!

246. He's everybody's favorite appliance,

247. Mike the TV! (LAUGHING)

248. Mike!

249. Mike, you know we love you, right?

250. And you'd like to live long enough to see another season, right?

251. Then give us a commercial break, would you?

252. (SIGHING) Thanks.