ReBoot 1x7

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Jesse Moss as Enzo Matrix (voice)

Mainframe is attacked by dastardly software pirates, who quickly scavenge the city, taking everything of worth - including Bob!

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1. I come from the Net,

2. through systems, peoples and cities

3. to this place, Mainframe.

4. My format, Guardian. To mend and defend.

5. To defend my newfound friends,

6. their hopes and dreams.

7. To defend them from their enemies.

8. They say the User lives outside the Net

9. and inputs games for pleasure.

10. No one knows for sure

11. but I intend to find out.

12. Reboot!

13. Hi, how are you doing?

14. Morning.

15. Good day.

16. Oh, would you look at that?

17. What is it? What is it?

18. I don't know.

19. Most interesting.

20. Blast 'em, mateys.

21. Har-har! Blow me down!

22. Team blue, fanning. Six two.

23. Right flank, staging. Two seven.

24. Two seven. Net intercepts underway.

25. By code, I love me job! (LAUGHING)

26. What do you mean they're offline?

27. All of them. The com-net, the vid-net, ether-net,

28. they're all down. Already 12 blocks.

29. I was talking to another precinct chief

30. on Level 2 and she just...

31. Chief? Come in. Chief!

32. Phong, something's wrong.

33. The whole Kits sector is going offline,

34. one block at a time.

35. Yes, child, I know.

36. My links have blacked out as well.

37. It started at the docks.

38. I'm there.

39. Hey, wait up!

40. I will do what I can from here.

41. Please, be most careful.

42. Would everybody just chill?

43. Remember, Bob's apartment is in Kits.

44. Whatever's happening there, I'm sure he's on top of it.

45. Oh, no! (EXCLAIMING)

46. Whoa! Look out!

47. Watch out! Be careful!

48. Stay back!

49. Gangway!

50. Okay...

51. Team ten in position. Central nets intercepted.

52. She be ours, Captain.

53. Right!

54. How goes the looting, Mr. Christopher?

55. Optimal, Captain.

56. Plus 14% on our schedule.

57. Total market value less expenses currently at 18,000 plus.

58. Har! Captain Capacitor! Strange booty, sir. What do you make of it?

59. Well, blow me down.

60. By my reckon, you scurvy dog,

61. this'll be none other than a Guardian key tool.

62. A rare find indeed.

63. Mr. Christopher! Sir.

64. A 2,000 unit bonus to Miss Sally and Mr. Andrew.

65. They've looted a real treasure on this one, mates!

66. But what's a Guardian key tool doing in such a small port?

67. You better wake the princess, just in case.

68. Aye, Captain!

69. Aah! Can you imagine what this could mean?

70. Aye, sir. A 26,000% profit margin!

71. I am having no luck here, Dot. How about you?

72. (SIGHS) Whoever they are, they've got the sector sealed.

73. We can't get past their file lockers.

74. Dude! Where are you, Bob?

75. Software pirates?

76. Oh, this is bad, this is very bad.

77. The nets are all down, that's to be expected.

78. Great! Well, we can't have any of that in my neighborhood.

79. Time for Glitch and me to party!

80. They took Glitch!

81. Those low-level, basic buffered...

82. The hold, sir. She's nearly full.

83. Right! Begin fallback.

84. Aye, sir. Code Abacabb. I repeat, Code Abacabb.

85. We've a live one on our hands!

86. Show them what we're made of, mates.

87. Aye, sir! Aye, aye!

88. Well, shiver me templates. It is a Guardian.

89. Ah, Princess Bula. Good morning.

90. You know what that is?

91. Guardian.

92. He's already down-timed 16 of our shipmates, Captain.

93. Well, there go our profits. He fights very well.

94. Aye. I say we quit-file him now.

95. Brothers and sisters, please.

96. Thar be profit in everything.

97. You just have to look deep enough.

98. I'll wager a Guardian would fetch a mighty price in any system.

99. We could even use him in ours!

100. What do you think, Princess? Can you stop him?

101. Now? If you don't mind, sister.

102. Ouch!

103. All right, pal! Where's my Glitch?

104. Glitch? And what, good sir, is a Glitch?

105. Yeah right. Don't try that on me, pirate. Hand it over.

106. As you wish, Guardian.

107. That's better.

108. Well? Look alive, me hearties.

109. We're behind schedule!

110. Oh, right.

111. Heave! Ho!

112. Set a course for home, helmsman.

113. We've just bagged the treasure of our lives!

114. What is that, Dot?

115. I think some sort of ship.

116. Hey, Phong. You look worried.

117. Yeah, what's wrong? What is it?

118. Well, not only did they manage to steal a good many valuables from the sector.

119. They took Bob.

120. That's not even funny!

121. We gotta stop them and get Bob back!

122. Phong? Where are they now?

123. I am picking up a large portal out at sea.

124. This must be how the pirates arrived and how they will return.

125. We have little time. Once they enter that portal we may lose Bob forever.

126. What we need is a ship.

127. Excuse me! Excuse me!

128. Uh, it's nice to see you again, Ms. Matrix

129. but, uh, this yacht is a private format.

130. Sorry, Mr. Mitchell, but we're commandeering your ship.

131. Commandeering my... On whose authority?

132. Mine.

133. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Oh. Hello, Phong, sir.

134. Pardon us, Mr. Mitchell, but we have little time.

135. The pirates are already halfway to the portal.

136. Pirates?

137. At this distance, and their speed,

138. you have almost no chance of catching them.

139. Well, we have to at least try.

140. They task me and I shall have them.

141. What are their coordinates?

142. Downloading now.

143. (LAUGHS) Surely, Miss Matrix,

144. there are bigger, stronger ships in the harbor.

145. Oh, definitely.

146. But, as you heard, we need speed more than anything.

147. And, in all of Mainframe, your ship is the fastest.

148. So it is. I said I was sorry.

149. Ready for cast off, boss! (FRISKET BARKING)

150. Dot! Wait!

151. Oh, come on, Frisket.

152. We could really use your help on this one.

153. Give it up, Enzo. We're running out of time!

154. Oh, Frisket! Sure, now you want to come!

155. That's what I was trying to tell you, boy.

156. You should have come up the plank.

157. We've cleared the docks! Prepare for full speed!

158. Woo-hoo! Yeah! All right!

159. (LAUGHS) I love it when you prisoners do that!

160. 'Sides, I don't snore when I really sleep

161. and no one has ever escaped from my brig!

162. Well, except for that one.

163. Mouse?

164. Blimey. How do you know her name?

165. She's an old friend, and a long story.

166. Didn't you know? I'm a Guardian.

167. I know everything.

168. Nice try, you rapscallion, but my crew doesn't scare that easily.

169. Well, good for them.

170. What's your name, Guardian?

171. My name is for my friends.

172. Well, mine isn't. I am The Crimson Binome.

173. Oh, Captain Capacitor. I've heard of you.

174. Of course you have. This is Mr. Jimmy

175. and you've already met Princess Bula.

176. Is she really a princess?

177. No. You want to tell her different?

178. What I want is for you to let me go.

179. Before I make more trouble for you than I'm worth.

180. No, my boastful friend,

181. I'm afraid even you could not cause that much damage.

182. You wish.

183. An admirable try, Guardian,

184. but I'm afraid these bars are too...

185. Well, blow me down!

186. How'd he manage to squeeze through that?

187. Never mind how, just follow him!

188. Captain? Yes?

189. You're needed at the wheel, sir. We've got company.

190. A ship, gaining off our stern.

191. On my way, ensign.

192. Thanks, Mouse. Wherever you are.

193. I owe you one.

194. I think it's time to make this voyage

195. unprofitable! (LAUGHS)

196. I do not understand.

197. What is it, Phong?

198. For some unexplained reason, the pirate ship has just stopped.

199. You will have no problem catching them now, child.

200. I do not understand.

201. I do.

202. Bob.

203. It's the rudder he's got this time, Captain!

204. Blown clear off!

205. New rudder, 10,100. Wasted ammo, 700...

206. Bula? Have you captured the Guardian yet?

207. Almost.

208. Unidentified vessel. You are ordered to stand down.

209. I am not unidentified, my good lady.

210. I am The Crimson Binome.

211. Captain of this ship. And you?

212. Admiral Matrix. It is pointless to resist.

213. We've dealt with your kind before.

214. This I greatly doubt, for we always win.

215. Always. So it is you, I beg, who should stand down and leave.

216. For your own good, Madam.

217. It doesn't look like you're winning to me.

218. Prepare to be boarded and to hand over our stolen property.

219. You know we're only in this for the profit, miss,

220. and if it's a fight you want then it's a fight you'll have!

221. You have been warned.

222. Okay, people, we're going in!

223. Right! Mr. Edwards!

224. Open fire on the approaching vessel.

225. All guns.

226. Uh, it's about the Guardian, sir.

227. He damaged the cannons.

228. Damage? How much damage?

229. Uh, we only have one left.

230. Very well, then.

231. Fire away with, with... With whatever.

232. We haven't all day, Mr. Edwards.

233. Aye, Captain!

234. Incoming!

235. Way to go, Frisket!

236. Well, blow me down.

237. Shifting engine coils. Asymmetric magnetics. Now!

238. Have at you, you scurvy knaves. We're coming, Bob!

239. (LAUGHING) I haven't had this much fun in minutes.

240. Want some help?

241. See, Frisket? See that bad man? He's the boss! Sic him!

242. Tsk, tsk. Left your friends unguarded.

243. Bad boy, bad boy.

244. Oh, hello, Princess. What took you so long?

245. Good fighter.

246. Avast, you scallywags! I suggest you surrender now!

247. Before accidents happen to your friends.

248. Dot? Can you read me? Dot?

249. I'm afraid your friends won't be returning, old sprite.

250. By the code of the high sea,

251. they be our worthy spoils of victory to do with as we please.

252. We the ship and crew of the Crimson Binome.

253. You won't get away with this, fish bait!

254. Ah! But I already have, m'lad.

255. Yes?

256. The rudder's back online, Captain. We're on our way.

257. Aye, good work.

258. She's a sorry profit margin, sir.

259. Heavy damage, wasted supplies, significant downtime.

260. Even with the Guardian, we're nowhere near our usual 200%.

261. 200%? You call that a profit margin? (CHUCKLES)

262. Oh, please.

263. And you can do better?

264. Much. But don't take my word for it.

265. Take a look for yourself.

266. You've got all my spreadsheets right there.

267. The password is "Guardian."

268. Guardian? Dot.

269. Aye, that she does, sir. Look.

270. As the sea flows!

271. How can such profits be possible?

272. Well, they are when you don't attack your customers.

273. She's got a point, Captain. Without damage repairs,

274. refits, lost loading time due to initial attack phase,

275. increased personnel efficiency

276. at least 1,962%!

277. Of course that's a conservative estimate.

278. Ah, but you've forgotten about accrued depreciation of upgrades.

279. No, I haven't. Simply sell volume at discount to lower grade systems.

280. Touche. You stay out of this, mister.

281. Then, how do you offset market flux?

282. Diversification.

283. Initial inventory outlay?

284. Amortization. Demand drop-off?

285. Become a buyer. (GROANING)

286. Huh?

287. It's okay, Bob. It's okay. They're on our side now.

288. Our side? What do you mean, our side? How did...

289. Dot?

290. I have hundreds of clients who would pay premium

291. for intersystem transport of your caliber.

292. For a percentage, of course.

293. Of course. Do tell me more, Admiral Matrix.

294. Please, Captain Capacitor, call me Dot.

295. Actually, my name's Gavin.

296. Did she? With her?

297. And now they're going into business together?

298. Major. Well, blow me down.