1. I come from the Net,
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2. through systems,
peoples and cities
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3. to this place, Mainframe.
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4. My format, Guardian.
To mend and defend.
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5. To defend my
newfound friends,
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6. their hopes and dreams.
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7. To defend them
from their enemies.
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8. They say the User
lives outside the Net
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9. and inputs games
for pleasure.
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10. No one knows for sure
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11. but I intend to find out.
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12. Reboot!
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13. Let me go,
you tin can!
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14. I can't get any work done
with you rolling tea pots
showing up over and over.
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15. Ah, Mr. Pearson,
how very nice
to see you again.
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16. Have you anything
interesting for me
this time?
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17. I tell you no,
like I told you before!
I got nothing, you nosy git!
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18. What're you, daft?
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19. Mmm.
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20. Charming, as always.
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21. Get me the log, Hack.
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22. No, no,
Slash over there,
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23. Hack over here.
I'm blue.
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24. Hack and Slash,
we subservient.
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25. And me.
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26. Yes, whatever.
The log?
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27. An old
"unformat" command?
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28. Really, Mr. Pearson,
do you always lie to me?
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29. Must have slipped
my memory, sir.
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30. Go out into the dump
and retrieve that command.
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31. As for our host,
why don't you show
Mr. Pearson
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32. how I feel about
his general dishonesty?
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33. Go ahead, do your worst!
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34. It'll take more than that
to break me, you ruddy,
big, viral git!
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35. Oh, boy,
I hope we find it.
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36. No! That's not it.
How about this?
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37. No! That's not it!
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38. Aw! But it's nice.
No!
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39. A reward to the one
who finds it.
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40. I found it, sir! Yes, indeed!
It was me! All me!
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41. Excellent. See if it will
still hold a charge.
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42. Ready.
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43. Full power!
You bet.
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44. Very good.
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45. Now for your reward.
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46. Hack?
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47. Fully functional.
How convenient.
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48. Bring it to me.
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49. Uh-oh.
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50. Perhaps you'd like
a little more room.
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51. Excuse me, it's dark.
I cannot see.
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52. Stretch out!
You are close to me.
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53. Hi, trash diggers.
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54. Who's that?
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55. I know garbage like you
belongs in the dump,
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56. but why don't you quit
bugging Old Man Pearson?
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57. Bob?
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58. It's Bob!
Sounds like him.
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59. Get him!
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60. Uh-oh! Time to jam!
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61. Hope they're insured.
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62. Oh, look what
you've done now!
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63. You're always
touching me. I told you
not to touch me there.
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64. Nice puppy.
Hey, nice doggy.
Hey!
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65. Don't touch that!
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66. Oh, now what?
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67. Hey, Flap and Jack,
I thought I told you
to get lost!
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68. Hey, I'm...
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69. We're Slap... Slack...
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70. "Slash." Yeah, I know.
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71. So, how's that?
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72. You're not getting
any medals
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73. till you cut-and-paste me
out of this, lad!
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74. An extraordinary
performance, gentlemen.
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75. Not only did you
let Bob make fools
of us all,
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76. but do I understand
correctly
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77. that you let a dog
eat my unformat command?
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78. Sorry, boss.
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79. We'll get the dog now!
Yes, we will.
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80. Right away.
Oh, boy.
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81. No, no. My way is
so much easier.
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82. Which way...
is that?
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83. Enzo.
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84. Get me the boy.
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85. Bet you can't guess
where I just came from.
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86. Ah, MonsieurBob.
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87. But you do have
a distinctive aroma.
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88. How does one
put it delicately?
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89. You stink!
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90. Well, that explains
the rumor
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91. that you turned
Hack and Slash into scrap
over at the dump.
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92. Yeah. Just giving
Megabyte's goons
a little incentive
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93. to leave
Old Man Pearson alone.
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94. Getting sick
for one? Hmm.
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95. I'm sorry, but you have
no reservation.
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96. Go on! Shoo!
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97. Cecil! There's something
wrong with him.
He never comes inside.
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98. Go ahead.
He won't bite.
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99. Yeah, right.
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100. What's wrong
with him?
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101. I don't know.
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102. What's the problem, boy?
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103. Maybe it's something
he ate.
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104. Really? What was your
first clue, Doctor?
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105. Glitch, viewerscope!
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106. He's swallowed an old
sector blanking command.
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107. It's trying to
unformat his stomach.
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108. Glitch, med gun!
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109. A little puppy peptic.
That's the best I can do.
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110. We'll just have
to hope he can, uh,
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111. stomach that thing.
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112. Monsieur, this is a
fine-dining establishment,
not a veterinary hospital!
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113. Yeah, come on, boy.
Let's go outside.
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114. When you're ready.
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115. Frisket won't listen
to anybody but Enzo.
Where is he, anyway?
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116. He's due home
from school
any nanosecond.
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117. Frisket? Go find
Enzo, boy.
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118. Go on!
Go find Enzo!
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119. Whew!
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120. Hey, Frisket.
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121. What's wrong, fella?
You not feeling well?
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122. Hey! Let me go,
metalheads!
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123. Let's motor!
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124. All right, Frisket!
Sic 'em!
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125. Come and get it!
Come on, puppy!
Hey, want a chip?
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126. Do hurry. We have to get
that command out of him
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127. before it deteriorates
any further.
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128. Hey, let him go!
I'll erase every last one
of you if you hurt him!
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129. "Hurt" is not
the word, child.
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130. Take him
to the tank.
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131. Enzo and Frisket?
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132. Yeah.
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133. Worried about them?
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134. They should have been here
microseconds ago.
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135. You guys will be sorry
you ever messed
with this boy,
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136. not to mention
his dog!
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137. We must move more
quickly, gentlemen.
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138. Ah, contentious to the last.
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139. Very admirable.
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140. Open him, now.
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141. Open him?
As in operate?
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142. No! No!
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143. The boy doesn't need
to see this.
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144. He's served his purpose.
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145. Dump him
at the city limits.
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146. Can't I at least
say goodbye?
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147. Well...
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148. No.
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149. Stop! You can't!
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150. I'm sure you'll find
something else to play with.
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151. Yeah, maybe I will.
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152. Hurry. The signal
is growing weak.
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153. Hey, look at this.
Wow. What is it?
This is cool, huh?
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154. Up and down,
up and down.
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155. Hey! Hey, can you
walk the dog?
Walk the dog?
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156. Play with this!
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157. Containment field off.
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158. Yes!
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159. Reactivate
the energy field!
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160. Must I do everything
myself?
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161. What a batch
of dipswitches!
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162. After them!
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163. This way!
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164. Cut them off!
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165. This way, Frisket!
We lost them!
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166. Uh-oh!
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167. Hey!
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168. Gee, Frisket,
these wires look important.
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169. It sure would be awful
if something were to happen
to them, huh?
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170. Where did they go?
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171. They're at the
power controls.
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172. Activate
emergency lighting.
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173. Go that way.
I'll slip around behind them.
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174. Now we have them.
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175. Uh-oh.
Crowd up ahead.
This way!
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176. Dude!
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177. Look at
all the cool stuff!
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178. You guys are toast!
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179. Backspace!
Backspace!
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180. We're not running away
now, are we?
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181. No, boss!
No way! Not us! Uh-uh!
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182. This is too cool,
huh, Frisket?
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183. Huh?
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184. Whoa!
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185. I want my
command, cur.
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186. Hmm.
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187. I employ underlings
for just such an occasion.
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188. Hack, Slash.
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189. Oh, no!
Oh, come on, boss!
I have a headache!
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190. Sorry, boss.
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191. Come on, Frisket.
What're you waiting for?
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192. Ew! Frisket!
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193. Frisket!
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194. Follow me!
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195. You can do it, boy!
Just slide down!
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196. Or just jump.
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197. You're feeling better,
aren't you, boy?
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198. Enzo! Are you okay?
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199. Yeah, we were coming
to save you.
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200. From what?
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201. From Megabyte!
What happened?
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202. Oh, nothing. Me and
good old Frisket here
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203. just kicked Megabyte's
bitmap. That's all.
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204. Looks like
we owe you one, boy.
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205. Uh, right.
Uh, good dog.
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206. No, great dog.
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207. We should follow.
Follow him. Yeah.
And we should, uh...
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208. Get that command.
(SQUELCHING
UNDERFOOT)
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209. Yeah.
We will fail...
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210. We will not
fail him!
Right.
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211. Never mind.
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212. I think I've already
found it.
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213. Someone delete that.
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214. And clean up this place!
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215. Uh-oh!
I think he means us!
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