ReBoot 1x5

Directed by

Jesse Moss as Enzo Matrix (voice)

After Bob makes Dot late for an appointment, she and Bob get into a big argument. Seems Dot suddenly thinks Bob is too "random", and Bob thinks Dot is too straight-laced. Enzo and the other citizens of Mainframe try to trick the two into making up, but nothing seems to work. When Bob and Dot get trapped in a game cube, will that be enough of a crisis to get them to stop squabbling?

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1. I come from the Net,

2. through systems, peoples and cities

3. to this place, Mainframe.

4. My format, Guardian. To mend and defend.

5. To defend my newfound friends,

6. their hopes and dreams.

7. To defend them from their enemies.

8. They say the User lives outside the Net

9. and inputs games for pleasure.

10. No one knows for sure

11. but I intend to find out.

12. Reboot!

13. Wait at the bar, wait at the bar...

14. Okay, who else? The Mitchell account?

15. Late as usual.

16. Also, the download from First National Databank

17. is on hold awaiting your imprint.

18. You're late for a board meeting at Fiche and Chips Industries.

19. And you missed your flight to Sector 1101.

20. Where are those two?

21. When I get my hands on them...

22. Ah! There they are!

23. I was really moving there, wasn't I, Bob?

24. Hairpin banks, loop the loops, straightaways!

25. And remember that wipeout?

26. Hey, Dot, what's processing?

27. Yeah, you okay?

28. Where have you two been?

29. We just stopped off to do a little circuit racing

30. on our way back from school.

31. Circuit racing? That wasn't on the schedule.

32. Aw, come on, Dot. I doesn't hurt for Enzo to have a little fun.

33. You remember fun. Don't you, Dot?

34. Doesn't hurt?

35. Bob, I was supposed to take Enzo

36. to his ancient language class milliseconds ago.

37. Now we're so late that my entire schedule is offline.

38. Oh, Dot, you have your whole life planned out.

39. Why, you probably know where you're going to be at 10,030.

40. That would be the Input-Output Conference in Sector 1.

41. See? You've got to take time to smell the daisy wheels!

42. I'd love to, Bob, but right now Enzo and I are late.

43. Ancient languages? Megaboring!

44. COBOL? FORTRAN? They're dinosaurs.

45. Well they may be dinosaurs, Enzo,

46. but you never know when they might come in handy.

47. It's always better to be prepared.

48. That's your problem, Dot.

49. You need to be more like me. Taking things as they come.

50. Learning to do things on the fly. Living on the edge!

51. Problem? Are you saying I have a problem?

52. Yeah, I guess I am. All those plans and schedules.

53. They're not good for a little kid.

54. What are you trying to do, huh?

55. Turn poor Enzo into you, totally pre-programmed?

56. Pre-programmed?

57. At least he won't be as inconsiderate and random as some people.

58. Random?

59. Guys, guys! Chill, will ya?

60. No, it's okay, Enzo.

61. If your big sister feels she knows it all,

62. far be it for me to get in her way.

63. Hmm! Now you're talking.

64. Well, Dot, then why don't you put this on your schedule:

65. I'll kiss a null before I step into this place again.

66. Fine by me.

67. Bob? Dot?

68. You didn't really mean that, did you, Dot? No Bob?

69. Bob? Bob who?

70. Psst! Bob. Bob, are you there?

71. Whoa, Enzo. Does your sister know you're calling me?

72. Is it on her schedule?

73. I don't care. I miss you, Bob!

74. And so does Dot, but she won't admit it.

75. Besides, who's gonna take me jetballing or circuit racing now?

76. I wish I could, Enzo, but you heard Dot.

77. Spending a nanosecond with me could throw your entire life out of whack.

78. Well, aren't you ever coming back to the diner?

79. Sorry, but I don't need Dot or the diner. Nope. Not me.

80. I've got so much going on

81. that I don't know where I'm gonna find the time to get it all done.

82. Lonely? Call me on the Mainframe party line.

83. My name's K. And I'm waiting to hear from you now.

84. Mike!

85. Having trouble getting things done?

86. Let's get organized!

87. At least he didn't use the garbage disposal.

88. For the last time, Enzo, no! I am not calling him.

89. Aw, Dot!

90. Would you mind taking care of your bill now?

91. Groovy.

92. A Tear? Oh, great.

93. A Tear? All right!

94. I mean, oh, no.

95. We better call Bob. He's the only one that can handle this.

96. Bob? Did you say Bob?

97. Ha! I think I can take care of myself, thank you.

98. Would someone get that door?

99. Good thing someone got the door.

100. And you thought I couldn't handle things

101. without what's-his-filename.

102. Man, Bob and Dot have both gone totally random.

103. I better do something before someone gets hurt.

104. It's just awful!

105. Those two are gonna crash us all!

106. Copy and paste that!

107. We gotta do something!

108. Dot won't talk to Bob. Bob won't talk to Dot. What can we do?

109. Bob and Dot. Dot and Bob. Melee in Mainframe!

110. When will it end? Will Bob give up?

111. Will Bob flee back to the Supercomputer?

112. Leave Mainframe?

113. Supercomputer?

114. He can't do that!

115. Calmness, everyone. Now listen.

116. It is said that broken friendship

117. is best mended by tragedy or apology.

118. Wow! Alphanumeric! Deep.

119. Uh, what do you mean, exactly, Phong?

120. I have no idea, child.

121. But you must ponder my words.

122. Tragedy or apology. Hmm...

123. Dude! That might actually work!

124. Bob! Ow!

125. Bob! You've got to help me. Quick!

126. Enzo, what is it? Where are you?

127. It's Megabyte. He's captured me.

128. He's holding me hostage at Old Man Pearson's Data Dump.

129. Hurry, Bob! If he finds out that...

130. You fools! He's gotten to the VidWindow!

131. Seize him!

132. Bob. Help!

133. Whoa! Hang tough, Enzo! I'm coming!

134. Cut! Cut! People! That was stunning. Smashing.

135. But this time I want to see a little more feeling from viral binome number one.

136. Capisce?

137. Well, what's my motivation?

138. Do you think he fell for it? Do you think he's coming?

139. Kid, you were beautiful, marvelous!

140. Someone get that dog off the set!

141. Get Megabyte back up. Places, everyone! It's time for take two!

142. Help me, Dot! And hurry!

143. Old Man Pearson's? Hold on, little brother. I'm on my way.

144. Nice and tight, boys.

145. Perfect!

146. Here they come! Hit it!

147. This better work.

148. Help! Somebody help! Poor me.

149. Help!

150. Enzo?

151. Bob? What are you doing here?

152. Me? I'm here to rescue Enzo. What about you?

153. Enzo called me.

154. Why don't you just zip along now? I've got things under control here.

155. Oh, really? I'm surprised you could find time in that busy schedule of yours

156. to save your own brother.

157. Well, I'm surprised you were even available.

158. I thought you'd be too busy, you know, living on the edge and all.

159. Oh, brother.

160. Uh, people? Guys? Hello? Good morning!

161. Somebody! Anybody! Help!

162. Okay, people, any time now!

163. Help! Hello?

164. Oh, is that so, Mr. Supercomputer?

165. Yeah, it is, Miss Works-too-much!

166. Enzo, are you okay?

167. No thanks to you two.

168. Well, I would have been here sooner if your sister wasn't such a...

169. Me? If you weren't so basic, so low density...

170. Oh, it's always me now, isn't it?

171. You're the basic one. Don't call me basic.

172. I think you're about as basic as it comes.

173. I mean, when I look up "basic" in the dictionary,

174. it's you that I see, Dot.

175. Ow!

176. It is said that broken friendship

177. is best mended by tragedy or apology.

178. Apology, eh? Hmm.

179. I think it's time for plan B.

180. Me, basic. Ha! Low density. Hmph!

181. Ow!

182. Hologram.

183. What? For me? Cool.

184. Thanks.

185. Who'd be sending me a...

186. Why, it's a hologram by Holomark!

187. When you care enough to project the very best, send Holomark!

188. It's so hard to say I'm sorry

189. and even harder to say I was wrong.

190. It's times like these...

191. that I realize what a special friend you are

192. and how wrong I've been.

193. You know there's nothing we can't do together.

194. Won't you accept my apology? Won't you meet me halfway?

195. Floating Point at 1400.

196. Please, Dot, you first.

197. No, you.

198. Look, they're talking.

199. Friendly, even.

200. Finally. Thank you, Phong.

201. Warning. Incoming game.

202. Warning. Incoming game.

203. Uh-oh, a game. But I'm not worried, Bob.

204. I'm with you. And you're the best.

205. Hey, you're no hack yourself, Dot.

206. No game can stop a team like us.

207. Yeah, it's like you said in your card,

208. there's nothing we can't do together.

209. My card?

210. Uh-oh.

211. Danger. Prison cell breach.

212. Danger. Prison cell breach.

213. My card?

214. You know, that sweet Holomark you sent to apologize for being such a creep.

215. Me, apologize to you?

216. Why in the motherboard would I do something like that?

217. Reboot!

218. Possibly because you were acting like a dipswitch.

219. Reboot!

220. You were the one who said you were sorry.

221. Me?

222. Beginning self-destruction sequence.

223. Uh, maybe we should get ourselves out of the game first, argue later?

224. Right. It's Starship Alcatraz. We need that access key!

225. Oh, terrific. He's set the ship for self-destruct.

226. This could be a little tough.

227. Nah, easy as pi squared.

228. We can use these to capture the rascal. Come on, it'll be easy!

229. Ow!

230. Easy. Unless he cuts the main power.

231. Auxiliary power activated.

232. You gotta cool it, game boy.

233. With the main power down, now all the prisoners are loose.

234. And the User's moving up the levels.

235. Here, toward the escape pods.

236. We should get the main power back on first.

237. Otherwise we'll have prisoners all over us. Then go after the User.

238. I tell you, Bob, calm, thoughtful planning will win this game,

239. not running around and jumping...

240. Calm, thoughtful planning? I wish we had time.

241. We better get to that User. Now!

242. There he is!

243. This way!

244. Actually, Bob, I think this route is quicker.

245. Danger. Self-destruction sequence activated.

246. Dot, use your PCU. Now!

247. Oh, really? I was going to try and reason with them.

248. Bob, you've got company!

249. Oh, please.

250. And I'm just getting started.

251. Bob!

252. Glitch, power hammer!

253. Glitch, cutter!

254. I can't believe it. Trapped in a stupid bubble!

255. Wait a minute. A bubble.

256. Glitch, pin.

257. Go figure!

258. Danger. Self-destruction sequence activated.

259. Dot, give me your location. I'll be right there!

260. No, the User's moving too fast.

261. Get that main power back on. I need you to slow him down!

262. Main power? This thing's in Turbo yadda. Not exactly my first language.

263. I remember. "Ancient languages, who needs them?"

264. Okay, okay, so I'm a geek. Just tell me how to get this thing online.

265. F-slash-7-slash-9-2. Alt-V-L.

266. And don't forget to declare your variables at the beginning.

267. Duh! I'm not that basic.

268. Then goto 25-backslash-C-30?

269. 31. Then B-slash-E-slash-V. And watch those array sizes!

270. Slash-V, initialize sequence. Begin.

271. Yes!

272. All right, Bob!

273. Now use a power bypass to access me an alternate route to...

274. Dot! Behind you!

275. Thanks, Bob.

276. Just returning the favor.

277. Looks like the User's heading up through Cell Block H.

278. You go right, then up the Starboard corridor.

279. I'll slow him down.

280. Got it.

281. Move, Dot! We need that access key!

282. Okay, Mr. User, no more kids' stuff.

283. What do you say we take this game to a higher level?

284. Ooh, that's gotta smart!

285. Hi there.

286. Don't you just hate me?

287. You won't be getting very far without this.

288. Dot! We're running out of time!

289. We need a plan! A strategy...

290. Crash the plan! Just get down here! Now!

291. Okay, you and Glitch better be ready 'cause here I come!

292. What do you mean, here you come?

293. Glitch, uh...

294. Anything!

295. Looking for this?

296. Self-destruction program deactivated.

297. Thank you and have a nice day.

298. Game over.

299. Well, we did it. Nice work.

300. Not so bad yourself.

301. I guess we'll be seeing you around the diner a little more?

302. Really?

303. You know, those were really some great moves in there.

304. Your response time was amazing.

305. You might even say you were acting on the fly? Living on the edge?

306. Well, I couldn't have done it if you weren't always one step ahead of the User.

307. It was like you had a plan all along.

308. We might as well forget about Bob and Dot.

309. We're talking split-screen city with those two.

310. Interface faulty. Incompatible. Unlinked. Unmerged.

311. Why, they couldn't timeshare if you...

312. I don't think so, Bob.

313. That was some pretty heavy keyboard action you were laying down.

314. Bob? Dot?

315. Hey! Where do you two think you're going?

316. To the diner. Wanna join us?

317. No, no, no, Dot, it was you! You were the one that saved our bitmaps!

318. Hey, think again, mister. If it wasn't for you down in engineering...

319. Man, I give up. Those two are hopeless.