1. I come from the Net,Copy !req
2. through systems,
peoples and citiesCopy !req
3. to this place, Mainframe.Copy !req
4. My format, Guardian.
To mend and defend.Copy !req
5. To defend my
newfound friends,Copy !req
6. their hopes and dreams.Copy !req
7. To defend them
from their enemies.Copy !req
8. They say the User
lives outside the NetCopy !req
9. and inputs games
for pleasure.Copy !req
10. No one knows for sureCopy !req
11. but I intend to find out.Copy !req
12. Reboot!Copy !req
13. Wait at the bar,
wait at the bar...Copy !req
14. Okay, who else?
The Mitchell account?Copy !req
15. Late as usual.Copy !req
16. Also, the download from
First National DatabankCopy !req
17. is on hold
awaiting your imprint.Copy !req
18. You're late
for a board meeting
at Fiche and Chips Industries.Copy !req
19. And you missed your flight
to Sector 1101.Copy !req
20. Where are those two?Copy !req
21. When I get my hands on them...Copy !req
22. Ah! There they are!Copy !req
23. I was really moving there,
wasn't I, Bob?Copy !req
24. Hairpin banks, loop the loops,
straightaways!Copy !req
25. And remember
that wipeout?Copy !req
26. Hey, Dot,
what's processing?Copy !req
27. Yeah, you okay?Copy !req
28. Where have you two been?Copy !req
29. We just
stopped off to do
a little circuit racingCopy !req
30. on our way back
from school.Copy !req
31. Circuit racing?
That wasn't on the schedule.Copy !req
32. Aw, come on, Dot.
I doesn't hurt for Enzo
to have a little fun.Copy !req
33. You remember fun.
Don't you, Dot?Copy !req
34. Doesn't hurt?Copy !req
35. Bob, I was supposed
to take EnzoCopy !req
36. to his ancient language class
milliseconds ago.Copy !req
37. Now we're so late
that my entire schedule
is offline.Copy !req
38. Oh, Dot, you have
your whole life planned out.Copy !req
39. Why, you probably know
where you're going to be
at 10,030.Copy !req
40. That would be
the Input-Output Conference
in Sector 1.Copy !req
41. See? You've got to
take time to smell
the daisy wheels!Copy !req
42. I'd love to, Bob,
but right now
Enzo and I are late.Copy !req
43. Ancient languages?
Megaboring!Copy !req
44. COBOL? FORTRAN?
They're dinosaurs.Copy !req
45. Well they may be
dinosaurs, Enzo,Copy !req
46. but you never know
when they might
come in handy.Copy !req
47. It's always better
to be prepared.Copy !req
48. That's your problem, Dot.Copy !req
49. You need to be more like me.
Taking things as they come.Copy !req
50. Learning to do things
on the fly.
Living on the edge!Copy !req
51. Problem? Are you saying
I have a problem?Copy !req
52. Yeah, I guess I am.
All those plans and schedules.Copy !req
53. They're not good
for a little kid.Copy !req
54. What are you
trying to do, huh?Copy !req
55. Turn poor Enzo into you,
totally pre-programmed?Copy !req
56. Pre-programmed?Copy !req
57. At least he won't be
as inconsiderate and random
as some people.Copy !req
58. Random?Copy !req
59. Guys, guys!
Chill, will ya?Copy !req
60. No, it's okay, Enzo.Copy !req
61. If your big sister
feels she knows it all,Copy !req
62. far be it for me
to get in her way.Copy !req
63. Hmm! Now you're talking.Copy !req
64. Well, Dot,
then why don't you put
this on your schedule:Copy !req
65. I'll kiss a null
before I step
into this place again.Copy !req
66. Fine by me.Copy !req
67. Bob? Dot?Copy !req
68. You didn't really mean that,
did you, Dot? No Bob?Copy !req
69. Bob? Bob who?Copy !req
70. Psst! Bob. Bob,
are you there?Copy !req
71. Whoa, Enzo.
Does your sister know
you're calling me?Copy !req
72. Is it on her schedule?Copy !req
73. I don't care.
I miss you, Bob!Copy !req
74. And so does Dot,
but she won't admit it.Copy !req
75. Besides, who's gonna
take me jetballing
or circuit racing now?Copy !req
76. I wish I could, Enzo,
but you heard Dot.Copy !req
77. Spending a nanosecond with me
could throw your entire life
out of whack.Copy !req
78. Well, aren't you ever
coming back to the diner?Copy !req
79. Sorry, but I don't need Dot
or the diner. Nope. Not me.Copy !req
80. I've got so much going onCopy !req
81. that I don't know
where I'm gonna find
the time to get it all done.Copy !req
82. (IN SULTRY FEMALE VOICE)
Lonely? Call me
on the Mainframe party line.Copy !req
83. My name's K.
And I'm waiting to hear
from you now.Copy !req
84. Mike!Copy !req
85. (IN NORMAL VOICE)
Having trouble
getting things done?Copy !req
86. Let's get organized!Copy !req
87. At least he didn't use
the garbage disposal.Copy !req
88. For the last time, Enzo, no!
I am not calling him.Copy !req
89. Aw, Dot!Copy !req
90. Would you mind
taking care of your bill now?Copy !req
91. Groovy.Copy !req
92. A Tear? Oh, great.Copy !req
93. A Tear? All right!Copy !req
94. I mean, oh, no.Copy !req
95. We better call Bob.
He's the only one
that can handle this.Copy !req
96. Bob? Did you say Bob?Copy !req
97. Ha! I think I can take care
of myself, thank you.Copy !req
98. (GRUNTS) Would someone
get that door?Copy !req
99. Good thing
someone got the door.Copy !req
100. And you thought
I couldn't handle thingsCopy !req
101. without what's-his-filename.
(SCOFFS)Copy !req
102. Man, Bob and Dot
have both gone totally random.Copy !req
103. I better do something
before someone gets hurt.Copy !req
104. It's just awful!Copy !req
105. Those two
are gonna crash us all!Copy !req
106. Copy and paste that!Copy !req
107. We gotta do something!Copy !req
108. Dot won't talk to Bob.
Bob won't talk to Dot.
What can we do?Copy !req
109. (IMITATING ANNOUNCER)
Bob and Dot. Dot and Bob.
Melee in Mainframe!Copy !req
110. When will it end?
Will Bob give up?Copy !req
111. Will Bob flee back
to the Supercomputer?Copy !req
112. Leave Mainframe?Copy !req
113. Supercomputer?Copy !req
114. He can't do that!Copy !req
115. Calmness, everyone.
Now listen.Copy !req
116. It is said
that broken friendshipCopy !req
117. is best mended
by tragedy or apology.Copy !req
118. Wow! Alphanumeric! Deep.Copy !req
119. Uh, what do you mean,
exactly, Phong?Copy !req
120. I have no idea, child.Copy !req
121. But you must ponder my words.Copy !req
122. Tragedy or apology. Hmm...Copy !req
123. Dude!
That might actually work!Copy !req
124. Bob!
Ow!Copy !req
125. Bob! You've got
to help me. Quick!Copy !req
126. Enzo, what is it?
Where are you?Copy !req
127. It's Megabyte.
He's captured me.Copy !req
128. He's holding me hostage
at Old Man Pearson's
Data Dump.Copy !req
129. Hurry, Bob!
If he finds out that...Copy !req
130. You fools! He's gotten
to the VidWindow!Copy !req
131. Seize him!Copy !req
132. Bob. Help!Copy !req
133. Whoa! Hang tough, Enzo!
I'm coming!Copy !req
134. Cut! Cut! People!
That was stunning. Smashing.Copy !req
135. But this time I want to see
a little more feeling
from viral binome number one.Copy !req
136. Capisce?Copy !req
137. Well, what's my motivation?Copy !req
138. Do you think he fell for it?
Do you think he's coming?Copy !req
139. Kid, you were beautiful,
marvelous!Copy !req
140. Someone get that dog
off the set!Copy !req
141. Get Megabyte back up.
Places, everyone!
It's time for take two!Copy !req
142. Help me, Dot! And hurry!Copy !req
143. Old Man Pearson's?
Hold on, little brother.
I'm on my way.Copy !req
144. Nice and tight, boys.Copy !req
145. Perfect!Copy !req
146. Here they come!
Hit it!Copy !req
147. This better work.Copy !req
148. Help! Somebody help!
Poor me.Copy !req
149. Help!Copy !req
150. Enzo?Copy !req
151. Bob? What are you doing here?Copy !req
152. Me? I'm here to rescue Enzo.
What about you?Copy !req
153. Enzo called me.Copy !req
154. Why don't you just zip
along now? I've got things
under control here.Copy !req
155. Oh, really? I'm surprised
you could find time in that
busy schedule of yoursCopy !req
156. to save your own brother.Copy !req
157. Well, I'm surprised
you were even available.Copy !req
158. I thought you'd be too busy,
you know,
living on the edge and all.Copy !req
159. Oh, brother.Copy !req
160. Uh, people? Guys?
Hello? Good morning!Copy !req
161. Somebody! Anybody! Help!Copy !req
162. Okay, people,
any time now!Copy !req
163. Help! Hello?Copy !req
164. Oh, is that so,
Mr. Supercomputer?Copy !req
165. Yeah, it is,
Miss Works-too-much!Copy !req
166. Enzo, are you okay?Copy !req
167. No thanks to you two.Copy !req
168. Well, I would have been here
sooner if your sister
wasn't such a...Copy !req
169. Me? If you weren't
so basic,
so low density...Copy !req
170. Oh, it's always me now,
isn't it?Copy !req
171. You're the basic one.
Don't call me basic.Copy !req
172. I think you're about
as basic as it comes.Copy !req
173. I mean,
when I look up "basic"
in the dictionary,Copy !req
174. it's you
that I see, Dot.Copy !req
175. (BLOW LANDING)
Ow!Copy !req
176. It is said
that broken friendshipCopy !req
177. is best mended
by tragedy or apology.Copy !req
178. Apology, eh? Hmm.Copy !req
179. I think it's time
for plan B.Copy !req
180. Me, basic. Ha!
Low density. Hmph!Copy !req
181. Ow!Copy !req
182. Hologram.Copy !req
183. What? For me? Cool.Copy !req
184. Thanks.Copy !req
185. Who'd be sending me a...Copy !req
186. Why, it's a hologram
by Holomark!Copy !req
187. When you care enough
to project the very best,
send Holomark!Copy !req
188. It's so hard
to say I'm sorryCopy !req
189. and even harder
to say I was wrong.Copy !req
190. It's times like these...Copy !req
191. that I realize
what a special friend you areCopy !req
192. and how wrong I've been.Copy !req
193. You know there's nothing
we can't do together.Copy !req
194. Won't you accept my apology?
Won't you meet me halfway?Copy !req
195. Floating Point at 1400.Copy !req
196. Please, Dot, you first.Copy !req
197. No, you.Copy !req
198. Look, they're talking.Copy !req
199. Friendly, even.Copy !req
200. Finally. Thank you, Phong.Copy !req
201. Warning.
Incoming game.Copy !req
202. Warning. Incoming game.Copy !req
203. Uh-oh, a game.
But I'm not worried, Bob.Copy !req
204. I'm with you.
And you're the best.Copy !req
205. Hey, you're no hack
yourself, Dot.Copy !req
206. No game can stop
a team like us.Copy !req
207. Yeah, it's like you said
in your card,Copy !req
208. there's nothing
we can't do together.Copy !req
209. My card?Copy !req
210. Uh-oh.Copy !req
211. Danger.
Prison cell breach.Copy !req
212. Danger. Prison cell breach.Copy !req
213. My card?Copy !req
214. You know, that sweet Holomark
you sent to apologize
for being such a creep.Copy !req
215. Me, apologize to you?Copy !req
216. Why in the motherboard
would I do
something like that?Copy !req
217. Reboot!Copy !req
218. Possibly because
you were acting
like a dipswitch.Copy !req
219. Reboot!Copy !req
220. You were the one
who said you were sorry.Copy !req
221. Me?Copy !req
222. Beginning
self-destruction sequence.Copy !req
223. Uh, maybe we should
get ourselves out of
the game first, argue later?Copy !req
224. Right. It's Starship Alcatraz.
We need that access key!Copy !req
225. Oh, terrific. He's set
the ship for self-destruct.Copy !req
226. This could be
a little tough.Copy !req
227. Nah, easy as pi squared.Copy !req
228. We can use these
to capture the rascal.
Come on, it'll be easy!Copy !req
229. (CRASHING)
(GRUNTS) Ow!Copy !req
230. Easy.
Unless he cuts
the main power.Copy !req
231. Auxiliary power activated.Copy !req
232. You gotta cool it, game boy.Copy !req
233. With the main power down,
now all the prisoners
are loose.Copy !req
234. And the User's moving
up the levels.Copy !req
235. Here, toward
the escape pods.Copy !req
236. We should get
the main power
back on first.Copy !req
237. Otherwise we'll have
prisoners all over us.
Then go after the User.Copy !req
238. I tell you, Bob,
calm, thoughtful planning
will win this game,Copy !req
239. not running around
and jumping...Copy !req
240. Calm, thoughtful planning?
I wish we had time.Copy !req
241. We better get
to that User. Now!Copy !req
242. There he is!Copy !req
243. This way!Copy !req
244. Actually, Bob,
I think this route is quicker.Copy !req
245. Danger.
Self-destruction sequence
activated.Copy !req
246. Dot, use your PCU. Now!Copy !req
247. Oh, really? I was going to
try and reason with them.Copy !req
248. Bob, you've got company!Copy !req
249. Oh, please.Copy !req
250. And I'm just
getting started.Copy !req
251. Bob!Copy !req
252. Glitch, power hammer!Copy !req
253. Glitch, cutter!Copy !req
254. I can't believe it.
Trapped in a stupid bubble!Copy !req
255. Wait a minute.
A bubble.Copy !req
256. Glitch, pin.Copy !req
257. Go figure!Copy !req
258. Danger.
Self-destruction sequence
activated.Copy !req
259. Dot, give me your location.
I'll be right there!Copy !req
260. No, the User's
moving too fast.Copy !req
261. Get that main power back on.
I need you to slow him down!Copy !req
262. Main power?
This thing's in Turbo yadda.
Not exactly my first language.Copy !req
263. I remember.
"Ancient languages,
who needs them?"Copy !req
264. Okay, okay, so I'm a geek.
Just tell me how to get
this thing online.Copy !req
265. F-slash-7-slash-9-2.
Alt-V-L.Copy !req
266. And don't forget to declare
your variables
at the beginning.Copy !req
267. Duh! I'm not that basic.Copy !req
268. Then goto
25-backslash-C-30?Copy !req
269. 31. Then
B-slash-E-slash-V.
And watch those array sizes!Copy !req
270. Slash-V,
initialize sequence. Begin.Copy !req
271. Yes!Copy !req
272. All right, Bob!Copy !req
273. Now use a power bypass
to access me
an alternate route to...Copy !req
274. Dot! Behind you!Copy !req
275. Thanks, Bob.Copy !req
276. Just returning
the favor.Copy !req
277. Looks like the User's
heading up
through Cell Block H.Copy !req
278. You go right, then up
the Starboard corridor.Copy !req
279. I'll slow him down.Copy !req
280. Got it.Copy !req
281. Move, Dot!
We need that access key!Copy !req
282. Okay, Mr. User,
no more kids' stuff.Copy !req
283. What do you say
we take this game
to a higher level?Copy !req
284. Ooh, that's gotta smart!Copy !req
285. Hi there.Copy !req
286. Don't you just hate me?Copy !req
287. You won't be getting very far
without this.Copy !req
288. Dot!
We're running out of time!Copy !req
289. We need a plan!
A strategy...Copy !req
290. Crash the plan!
Just get down here! Now!Copy !req
291. Okay, you and Glitch
better be ready
'cause here I come!Copy !req
292. What do you mean,
here you come?Copy !req
293. Glitch, uh...Copy !req
294. Anything!Copy !req
295. Looking for this?Copy !req
296. Self-destruction program
deactivated.Copy !req
297. Thank you
and have a nice day.Copy !req
298. Game over.Copy !req
299. Well, we did it.
Nice work.Copy !req
300. Not so bad yourself.Copy !req
301. I guess we'll be seeing you
around the diner
a little more?Copy !req
302. Really?Copy !req
303. You know, those were really
some great moves in there.Copy !req
304. Your response time
was amazing.Copy !req
305. You might even say
you were acting on the fly?
Living on the edge?Copy !req
306. Well, I couldn't have done it
if you weren't always
one step ahead of the User.Copy !req
307. It was like you
had a plan all along.Copy !req
308. We might as well forget
about Bob and Dot.Copy !req
309. We're talking
split-screen city
with those two.Copy !req
310. Interface faulty.
Incompatible.
Unlinked. Unmerged.Copy !req
311. Why, they couldn't timeshare
if you...Copy !req
312. I don't
think so, Bob.Copy !req
313. That was some pretty heavy
keyboard action
you were laying down.Copy !req
314. Bob? Dot?Copy !req
315. Hey! Where do you two
think you're going?Copy !req
316. To the diner.
Wanna join us?Copy !req
317. No, no, no, Dot, it was you!
You were the one
that saved our bitmaps!Copy !req
318. Hey, think again, mister.
If it wasn't for you
down in engineering...Copy !req
319. Man, I give up.
Those two are hopeless.Copy !req