ReBoot 1x3

Directed by

Philip Maurice Hayes as Hack / Viral Binome (voice) • Jesse Moss as Enzo Matrix (voice)

An accident causes a magnet to drain Dot of energy and, according to Phong, the only way to save her is to feed her slow food from Al's on level 31. While in Al's, the sprites are caught in a medival fantasy game where Bob and the user are attempting to reach Dot, the damsel in distress. Or are they?

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1. I come from the Net,

2. through systems, peoples and cities

3. to this place, Mainframe.

4. My format, Guardian. To mend and defend.

5. To defend my newfound friends,

6. their hopes and dreams.

7. To defend them from their enemies.

8. They say the User lives outside the Net

9. and inputs games for pleasure.

10. No one knows for sure

11. but I intend to find out.

12. Reboot!

13. Hey! Watch it!

14. It's opening, Nibbles.

15. My path to the Supercomputer.

16. More worlds, more servants,

17. more power.

18. You wish! What?

19. Get him! It's Bob!

20. Stop him!

21. He'll erase if he gets within ten bits of that magnet.

22. Glitch, cutters!

23. Look out! Backspace! Backspace!

24. Glitch, auto-stow!

25. Later.

26. Okay, boss. Consider it done.

27. Bob!

28. Major coolness out there, Bob!

29. I heard you royally kicked Megabyte's bitmap!

30. Think there'll be a game soon?

31. Think I could go into the game with you, huh?

32. I could be your copilot, or your deputy, or...

33. Uh, Enzo? Yeah, Dot?

34. It's not good for business when you sit on the customers.

35. Oh, sorry. Here, Bob.

36. Table for two, sir?

37. Yeah, Ceecil, please.

38. That's "Cecil."

39. Hmm.

40. Wait at the bar. Wait at the bar!

41. Care to join me, Bob?

42. Uh, sure, thanks, Dot.

43. Somebody moved my stool!

44. Cecil? A drink for Bob.

45. Of course, ma'am.

46. Tall cool one on track one!

47. Dot's Diner. Fastest food in Mainframe.

48. This is true.

49. Oh, cool! What's this?

50. A magnet.

51. Magnet?

52. It's okay. It's shielded.

53. Oh.

54. You better get that to Old Man Pearson's Data Dump

55. down in Sector 1001.

56. I will. Thanks.

57. Go ahead, Enzo. Give Glitch a try.

58. Really? Alphanumeric!

59. Glitch, uh, hammer!

60. Flashlight!

61. Uh, jackhammer!

62. Glitch! Stop!

63. Sis!

64. Glitch, auto-stow!

65. What have I done? Poor Dot!

66. Erased by her own brother in the prime of her input-output!

67. She's too young to end-file.

68. Too young to quit without saving.

69. It's all my fault! If only I'd...

70. We'll get her help, Enzo. Don't panic.

71. Doesn't anyone here know how to reverse a magnetic erasure?

72. No, but Phong would, sir.

73. Sir?

74. Uh, Phong? Dot needs help now? As in not later?

75. Shh! Concentration is important.

76. Ah! You have good backspin, my son.

77. You're telling me!

78. Now that you have whomped me at my favorite game,

79. you have proven yourself worthy of my vast knowledge

80. and endless wisdom.

81. What was the question?

82. I told you, it's Dot!

83. She's been partially erased by a magnet

84. and they said you would know how to return her to normal!

85. Hmm. Magnetic erasure, huh?

86. The source code accelerates an unstable file fragmentation,

87. leading to a complete delete.

88. Whoa, you lost me, Phong. Can you repeat that?

89. In plain DOS?

90. Probably not. But I can tell you

91. that Dot needs to access some really, really, really slow food.

92. It will decelerate her accelerated condition

93. and return her to normal.

94. Well? What are you waiting for?

95. Any shock or sudden movement

96. could completely destabilize her!

97. Hurry! You don't have all second, you know!

98. And he knew a place that serves this kind of slow food.

99. Al's Wait 'n' Eat.

100. Level 31.

101. Level 31? No way!

102. Level 31?

103. You down can't go there.

104. It's too dangerous!

105. Shh, not to worry. I've got this all figured out.

106. Bob. But...

107. It's my problem, too.

108. Vid... Vid... Vid... Use a window to call.

109. Call... Call...

110. Not another word.

111. You do the relaxing, I'll do the saving, okay?

112. Man, she's really out of it.

113. Ooh! Ooh! Can I go with you? Level 31? Can I? Can I? Huh?

114. I'm counting on you here. And so is your sister.

115. Hang in there, Dot. Bob's on the job!

116. Whoa, tough room.

117. Hello?

118. May I take your order?

119. This is an emergency! I need slow food to go, fast!

120. That's a good one.

121. Here that, Al?

122. AL: What?

123. Slow food doesn't go fast.

124. That's why it's slow.

125. If you want to order some food, take a number.

126. Four thousand ninety-six. Must be the lunch crowd.

127. Now serving number

128. three!

129. I have a function for you, Hack and Slash.

130. I am proud to announce that I am Hack...

131. And I am Slash. He is Slash.

132. I am Slash. I am Hack.

133. Don't you know us, Mr. Megabyte?

134. Hack and Slash, get it right.

135. Yes, I'm blue.

136. Let's not waste memory on unimportant details.

137. I need that magnet.

138. I want you to search-and-retrieve Bob.

139. Bob? Ooh! Magnet. Hmm, I like that.

140. No problem, piece of cake.

141. Yeah.

142. What's the deal with seven?

143. Why's everybody afraid of him?

144. Because seven ate nine!

145. Can't you process my food any faster?

146. Look, pal, I gotta feed this whole room.

147. I got a partner on my back for this big takeout order,

148. and Al back there only runs at three decahertz.

149. AL: What?

150. You gotta wait online like everyone else! Okay?

151. Help me, please!

152. I need your food on a matter of life and death!

153. Zip off, punk.

154. I've been waiting for this since I was four!

155. Oh. What are you doing here?

156. We already paid Megabyte.

157. Don't smash up the place again!

158. Everyone? I'm looking for a dear friend.

159. Seen him lately?

160. Care to trade?

161. For what?

162. You give me food, I'll get rid of your friends.

163. What? Sure! You got a deal!

164. Here I am, Megabyte.

165. Well? Seize him, you fools!

166. You have to catch me first!

167. Hey! Stop!

168. I was gonna say that. I know.

169. Warning. Incoming game.

170. Warning. Incoming game.

171. You aren't going to catch me before the game wall closes.

172. Oh, yeah?

173. Why not? Yeah. Why not?

174. Because you've stopped.

175. Logic error!

176. I think we're gonna do it.

177. We are going to make it!

178. Oh, we're gonna make it. We are going to make it.

179. We are going to make it!

180. They are not going to make it.

181. Cleanup crew, Level 1.

182. Reboot!

183. I know this game. Looks like Castles and...

184. Knights!

185. Help!

186. Please, help me!

187. Dot!

188. Hang on, I'm coming!

189. She needs this food.

190. If the White Knight grabs Dot in her condition,

191. she could really be in distress.

192. Hey! Access your own dragon!

193. Hyah!

194. Major problems at 6 o'clock!

195. AL: What?

196. Who's in there, anyway?

197. It's just me.

198. And Al's working on the fire-breathing part.

199. AL: What?

200. Great.

201. Get with the program! If we don't stop that White Knight,

202. we're all history!

203. Okay, here goes!

204. Nice belching.

205. I think Al's getting the hang of the furnace.

206. AL: What?

207. How about keeping the White Knight busy

208. while I access the damsel?

209. You got it, Bob.

210. Glitch, BS and P!

211. Help!

212. Don't bother to get up. I'm just passing through.

213. Uh-oh.

214. You really should lie down. You look terrible.

215. Glitch, VidWindow! Large icons!

216. Help! Help!

217. I'm coming, Dot!

218. Bob!

219. Enzo?

220. Am I glad to see you!

221. You've gotta help me delete these stupid clothes!

222. It's mega-embarrassing!

223. I wanted to reboot into a knight, like you,

224. not a damsel in this dress!

225. That color is you.

226. Hey! Why haven't you bowled me over yet?

227. Where's Dot? I'm supposed to be saving her, remember?

228. She's right there, Bob.

229. Dot? You're... You're better!

230. Not for long!

231. I can't fight him forever

232. by myself!

233. Oh, right. I'm coming!

234. I don't think so.

235. The icon! Hit his icon!

236. No way!

237. Game over.

238. Hey! All right, Enzo! Nice shot!

239. Good job!

240. You mean it? Yeah!

241. All right, I give up. How did you get back to normal?

242. I was trying to tell you before.

243. Al and I are partners in his business.

244. I just VidWindowed for a delivery.

245. You and Al?

246. So much for me being Mr. Save-the-Day.

247. Care for some, uh, slightly used food?

248. No. But thanks for the thought.

249. Bob!

250. It was quite difficult and time-consuming

251. to process that magnet, Bob.

252. I think I'd like it returned.

253. And the sooner the better.

254. Hey. No need to be so dramatic, MB.

255. Glitch, tongs.

256. I was just gonna toss it anyway.

257. Here, catch!

258. Hack! Slash!

259. Coming! Boss!

260. You know, it's at times like this

261. I feel extremely close to you. I was gonna say the same...

262. And there's something I should tell you...

263. You are like my brother.

264. before we hit rock bottom.

265. What? Oh, it's too late.

266. They're not even close to Al's.

267. Nope. Not even.

268. Speaking of which, Dot,

269. is there anything in Mainframe you don't own?

270. Maybe. Who wants to know?