ReBoot 1x2

Directed by

Philip Maurice Hayes as Hack / Formula One Announcer #1 (voice) • Jesse Moss as Enzo Matrix (voice)

Megabyte takes advantage of Enzo's new delivery service to try to deliver a delete command to Hexadecimal. Bob unknowingly attempts to deliver the package, only to be trapped in a racing game where the user's vehicle becomes a ticking time-bomb.

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1. I come from the Net,

2. through systems, peoples and cities

3. to this place, Mainframe.

4. My format, Guardian. To mend and defend.

5. To defend my newfound friends,

6. their hopes and dreams.

7. To defend them from their enemies.

8. They say the User lives outside the Net

9. and inputs games for pleasure.

10. No one knows for sure

11. but I intend to find out.

12. Reboot!

13. No way! A call!

14. Enzo's Overwrite Delivery Service.

15. Anyone, anywhere, anytime.

16. Hi, it's Jean Luc. Is this Dot's Data-Compression Takeout?

17. No. Wrong number.

18. Is this a sign of things to come?

19. Hey, Enzo. How's your new delivery service coming along?

20. Oh, great. Just huge. Seriously active.

21. I was written for this format.

22. I'm going multi, quality, major, even.

23. I'm crunching along at high baud and proud of it.

24. Call me whenever... Enzo!

25. Yes? We're glad to hear it.

26. Yeah. We'll be downstairs if you need us.

27. Bob's going to mend a Tear that showed up after the last game.

28. Okay. Coolness!

29. We're talking high density here. (BOB AND DOT WALKING AWAY)

30. You'll see! I'm gonna be as successful as you sometime, Dot!

31. (SIGHS) As soon as I get some orders.

32. Enzo's Overwrite Delivery Service.

33. Anyone, anywhere, anytime.

34. Enzo!

35. Megabreath? I mean, Megabyte?

36. I understand you have a new delivery service.

37. Well, it's not exactly new, if you call 31 nanoseconds new,

38. but it was a way for me to be just like my awesome sister Dot...

39. (EXHALES IN EXASPERATION) and also to get to fly around on a Zip Board

40. making dangerous deliveries to far-off places that...

41. Enzo! Yes?

42. What a persuasive sales sprite you are!

43. You've convinced me to use your service for all my deliveries.

44. Alpha numeric! You mean it?

45. Oh, my!

46. All the deliveries for you and your whole evil empire?

47. Whoa, coolness! That must be a lot!

48. Wait till Dot hears about this!

49. Oops. She'll say no. She hates your guts!

50. Very well.

51. I suppose I can always find someone else

52. to process daring deliveries to exotic places.

53. No, no, no, no, I can do it!

54. I'll just, uh, tell her later. Yeah, that's it.

55. Perhaps, but first I have to see how you handle a test program.

56. You can count on me!

57. This may be my first after-school function,

58. but I'll show Dot that I'm big enough to handle... (GRUNTS)

59. Take this package to Hexadecimal,

60. but whatever you do, don't tell her who sent it.

61. Oh! It's a surprise!

62. Precisely.

63. No problem, Mr. Byte.

64. Any luck?

65. No...

66. Wait! Here it comes.

67. Watch your eyes.

68. Glitch, mend!

69. Dot! Bob! I did it!

70. I mean, I did it. I received my very first order!

71. No way! It's true.

72. Congratulations!

73. Well, gotta zip!

74. I wouldn't want to be late to Hexadecimal's on my first delivery!

75. Okay. Be careful out there.

76. Hexadecimal?

77. Whoa!

78. Did you say Hexadecimal?

79. Yeah.

80. Who sent this package?

81. Uh... It was some guy named, uh, Jean Luc. Yeah, that's it.

82. Why would anyone send a package to Hex?

83. What's in it, a bomb?

84. I don't know. It's a surprise.

85. A bomb.

86. Better access what's inside, just to be safe.

87. Glitch, x-ray!

88. Looks like a mask, with a clock in it.

89. I wonder if there's a market for something like that?

90. See? It's not a bomb. Can I go now?

91. Enzo, I can't let you go to Hexadecimal's island.

92. Huh? Oh, sure. I know what your problem is.

93. You don't want the competition!

94. You don't want me to succeed!

95. Enzo's the little brother format

96. and Dot's the big business woman who...

97. No, Enzo. It's too dangerous.

98. She's right. Lost Angles is no place for a little sprite like you.

99. Hey! You're supposed to be on my side!

100. My business is doomed. End of file. Log off.

101. I give up. I'll never be as cool as Dot.

102. Oh, compile up. Act your age.

103. There's a simple solution to every problem.

104. Bob, you deliver the package just this once.

105. Enzo, you continue your business and don't quit-file so easily.

106. And make it snappy, Bob, we've got more fixes left in here.

107. (SIGHS) How does she do that?

108. What? Get everyone else to do all the work?

109. Yeah. Don't ask me.

110. I've been trying to figure that one out forever!

111. So many moods, so little time.

112. Scuzzy!

113. How dare you interrupt me when I'm putting on my face!

114. I shouldn't have done that. I was glad to see him.

115. How good to see you, Scuzzy.

116. What have you got for me?

117. A delete command masked as a mask.

118. She'll never know what erased her.

119. Now, all I need is some unsuspecting fool to deliver it,

120. like this poor boy.

121. Delete me, will he?

122. Time to calculate a little surprise for our dear Megabyte.

123. I'll delete him, and his delivery boy, too.

124. This is the way it always goes.

125. I miss all the cool stuff.

126. See?

127. Well, if I can't make the delivery, I can always watch!

128. Why do I always get lost in Lost Angles?

129. There's nothing worse than having to ask a null for directions.

130. Well, almost nothing.

131. Go on! Shoo! Find someone else's energy to eat!

132. Bob!

133. Hexadecimal.

134. I didn't expect it to be you.

135. Well, I'm sorry, but I've always been me.

136. I have a package for you. Enzo's Overwrite Delivery.

137. A package for me? Whatever could it be?

138. A mask!

139. What a shame! I already have one.

140. You'll have to return it to Megabyte with my regrets.

141. Megabyte sent this?

142. You know, returning things isn't really part of my function.

143. Have a good one!

144. I said, take it back!

145. Uh, Bob? That must be Hexadecimal's hole in the ground!

146. Bob should get to Megabyte's tower

147. just as the clock reaches zero.

148. Oh, I'd like to see Megabyte's face

149. when his own time-delete bomb goes off.

150. I don't want to see it now!

151. How diabolical of him to hide a delete command in a harmless mask.

152. I wish I'd thought of it.

153. Dude! Bob's in major trouble, and it's all my fault!

154. Strange, that looks just like Bob.

155. No! Stop!

156. We gotta warn Bob that the mask he's delivering

157. is really a bomb from Megabyte!

158. And I didn't want to tell you it was from him

159. 'cause you never let me input anything exciting,

160. but I didn't know it was gonna get Bob into trouble,

161. and now he's flying to Megabyte's

162. and he could blow up any nanosecond if we don't...

163. Enzo! Enzo, slow down! Now let me get this straight.

164. The package from Megabyte is a bomb?

165. And Bob has no idea?

166. I see what you mean.

167. We've got to warn Bob while there's still a Bob to warn!

168. Deliver a package to Megabyte? From Hexadecimal?

169. I don't think so.

170. Glitch, rotor!

171. There he is!

172. Thank goodness he's slowed down.

173. Oh, no! Not now!

174. Warning. Incoming game.

175. Warning. Incoming game.

176. He's steering towards the game!

177. He would.

178. Warning. Incoming game.

179. Warning. Incoming game.

180. Cursors and crashes! We lost him!

181. Maybe not. Come on.

182. Whoa!

183. Dot, you almost got us erased! Deleted! Offlined!

184. Can we do it again?

185. Maybe later, you nut. Now we gotta find Bob.

186. Oh, yeah.

187. (LAUGHS) Good to see you again, Gary.

188. Good to see you!

189. Certainly is a balmy 65 degrees here.

190. Absolutely! Let's shut up and race.

191. Looks like Formula 1. (LAUGHS)

192. Good thing we know the formula.

193. Reboot!

194. And the white car in the pole position,

195. car number five, the User car.

196. Gentlemen, start your engine!

197. Bob!

198. Bob's racing against the clock,

199. and the clock's going to win!

200. You know what this means, Enzo.

201. Oh, boy, do I!

202. Reboot!

203. Whoops! Dot! Wait up!

204. Excuse me. Pardon me. Thank you.

205. Don't mind me, I'm just taking the lead.

206. Whoa! Of course, I could be wrong.

207. This is Formula 1, not bumper cars!

208. I hate when that happens.

209. That was close!

210. Oh, no, you don't.

211. Eighteenth place? Man, I'm really back here.

212. Of course, that's what nitros are for.

213. Major!

214. Enzo, how'd he do that?

215. Nitros! Push the button on your steering wheel!

216. Whoa!

217. Dot? (ENUNCIATING) Your car is a bomb!

218. You're telling me! It only comes with one nitro!

219. No! The mask was really...

220. Cool!

221. So she made it to Level 2. Let's see who gets to Level 3.

222. You okay, Dot?

223. Fine. Just go! We're Bob's only hope.

224. There they are!

225. Minefield! Slalom!

226. Brakes!

227. No time! We'll take the high road!

228. No way, Dot.

229. It's all in the reflexes.

230. You haven't lost me yet.

231. Bob!

232. Now what? There's got to be a way to access Bob's attention

233. before he's deleted!

234. Oh, it's all my fault.

235. If only I'd copy-and-pasted the truth at the start, he would never be...

236. Enzo, I think I have an idea.

237. This should get his attention.

238. Now, Enzo!

239. (GASPS) Glitch!

240. Bob!

241. Dude! No way!

242. Bob!

243. Warning. Game corruption.

244. (EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY) Yes! Bob, you're okay!

245. Not good! This is not good!

246. It's an infinite data else-if loop.

247. What's that mean?

248. It means, "Run like you've never run before!"

249. Bob!

250. Megabyte hid a delete command in the mask,

251. just like you said. Only, you didn't know,

252. because I should have copied and pasted the truth from the start,

253. but will you ever forgive me for inputting you in so much...

254. Enzo!

255. Dot! Bob and I are sharing a camaraderie after the game.

256. You risked your life to come into the game and save me.

257. I couldn't let anything happen to you.

258. You couldn't?

259. No. Enzo would have blamed himself for it.

260. Oh. But, Dot...

261. Enzo, you've failed me completely.

262. Why, thank you.

263. You're fired.

264. You know, I'm so disappointed.

265. I have found someone else to deliver my packages.

266. Hexadecimal said...

267. Yeah, Hexadecimal. She said...

268. She said she already has one.

269. She said she already has one. She did.

270. I said that. I know.

271. Hack! Slash!

272. Uh-oh! I think he means us.