1. through systems,
peoples and cities
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2. to this place, Mainframe.
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3. My format, Guardian.
To mend and defend.
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4. To defend my
newfound friends,
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5. their hopes and dreams.
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6. To defend them
from their enemies.
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7. They say the User
lives outside the Net
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8. and inputs games
for pleasure.
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9. No one knows for sure
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10. but I intend to find out.
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11. Reboot!
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12. Uh-oh.
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13. Enzo!
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14. Sorry, Bob.
I wouldn't want to scare
any of those fish away.
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15. Very funny.
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16. Look, I'm just
wasting time so you
can learn something.
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17. This game
is too old!
It's boring!
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18. Come on, Enzo,
you've got to take
games seriously.
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19. Who knows,
one day you
might end up in
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20. the Funhouse.
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21. There's no
such thing as
the Funhouse.
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22. That's just
a stupid story.
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23. That's not true.
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24. I knew a sprite in
the Supercomputer
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25. whose best friend's
cousin got caught
in the Funhouse
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26. and lived
to tell about it.
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27. Sure, Bob.
I believe you.
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28. Oh, yeah?
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29. Well it's never
too late to brush up
on the basics.
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30. Speaking of BASIC,
have you seen the User?
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31. What's it doing?
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32. I don't think
it's learned how
to drive yet.
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33. Well, would you please
do everyone a favor
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34. and put it
out of its misery?
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35. Come on, Enzo,
show me your stuff!
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36. Wait. Let's see if
the plane gets it.
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37. Uh-oh.
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38. Cocoa, sir?
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39. Crikey, Binky!
I think we've bought it!
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40. Jolly good.
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41. This is
ridiculous.
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42. Bye-bye.
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43. Game over.
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44. What did you
do that for?
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45. Today is
your sister's
big day, remember?
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46. I don't want to
waste any more time.
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47. Let's go.
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48. Okay, check.
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49. PID containment node,
check.
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50. CCI display, check.
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51. Holo-scan beam grid,
uh, here. Cecil?
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52. What you are
experiencing
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53. is a temporary
distortion of reality.
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54. What?
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55. Madame?
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56. Madame,
you called?
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57. I think I've been
working too hard.
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58. Hmm. Be that as
it may, madame,
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59. may I say that all
the staff and even
some of the food items
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60. are rooting for you
all the way.
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61. Aw, thanks, guys.
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62. I win!
I beat you!
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63. Yeah, you win.
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64. Dot, I beat Bob.
Pretty good, huh?
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65. Enzo,
where's your icon?
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66. Uh, I don't know.
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67. Well you've
got to find...
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68. Relax. Relax.
Here it is.
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69. Thanks.
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70. Might I remind you
that your personal ID
codes are on there, Enzo?
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71. If someone gets
a hold of those,
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72. they can make you do
whatever they want.
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73. I know. I know.
I'm sorry.
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74. So, Dot,
are you all set?
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75. I think so.
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76. Maybe I should
go over it
one more time.
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77. Dot, you know
you're ready.
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78. You've been
going over it
since last minute.
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79. I think we should
go right now.
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80. They're expecting
us soon.
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81. I guess you're right.
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82. Can I come, too?
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83. Sorry, bud.
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84. You'll have to
sit this one out.
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85. I tell you what.
When we're done,
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86. we'll come back here,
have a couple chips
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87. and tell you
all about it, okay?
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88. Okay, sis.
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89. Let's go.
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90. Good-bye.
Au revoir.
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91. Good luck.
Bonne chance.
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92. Who is it?
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93. It's us.
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94. Okay, Phong,
we're in.
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95. Excellent.
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96. Well, looks like
your dream has
finally come true, Dot.
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97. I can't
believe it myself.
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98. Thanks for
coming, Bob.
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99. I really
appreciate it.
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100. Not a problem.
So, you ready?
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101. No.
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102. But here we go anyway.
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103. Welcome.
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104. Thank you.
Is everybody ready?
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105. Uh, well, um...
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106. I thought
we were all set.
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107. Dot,
please understand.
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108. We are nervous.
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109. Megabyte owns
everything here.
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110. Our personal ID codes
are all that we have left.
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111. I'm scared!
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112. Listen to me.
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113. You have
nothing to
be afraid of.
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114. Without your PIDs,
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115. I cannot
register you online
with the Principal Office.
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116. I cannot
free you from
Megabyte's control.
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117. Remember the
plans we made
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118. to turn
this sector into
an energy park.
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119. You've got to
trust me to
finish the job.
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120. I promise
I won't let you down.
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121. Phong,
we're collecting
their numbers now.
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122. Excellent!
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123. Why, we haven't
converted one of
Megabyte's sectors since...
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124. Since...
Never.
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125. I'll prepare the
Operating System
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126. for the additional
PIDs right now.
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127. You won't be sorry.
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128. Congratulations.
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129. It's gone!
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130. Remember,
our whole lives
are in here now.
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131. Don't let us down.
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132. You have my word.
I will guard these
with my very life.
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133. Of course you will.
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134. Consider yourselves free!
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135. Do not move!
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136. Stay exactly
where you are!
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137. Surrender!
Surrender!
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138. Surrender!
Surrender!
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139. This is bad,
very bad.
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140. Dot, Bob.
This way.
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141. Phong, we're busted,
we're going underground.
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142. This leads to the
utility tunnels.
Come on.
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143. Come on.
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144. Wait.
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145. Get him!
Get him!
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146. Bye-bye.
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147. Move, move.
Move on,
you, you and you.
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148. Get Bob. Hey!
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149. Here,
we must move fast.
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150. Nice. Out of
the frying pan
and into the sewer.
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151. Cowabunga!
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152. Move along,
you scrap heaps.
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153. And what have we here?
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154. Unscheduled work pause?
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155. Temporary program crash?
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156. Contemplated rebellion?
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157. Really, now,
who would
be fool enough
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158. to disturb
my sector's
order and calm?
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159. It's her again!
It's her again!
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160. That feminine thing!
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161. Yeah, her.
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162. Yeah, her, you know.
She did it.
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163. Dot. Yes,
another one of her
hopeless little schemes.
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164. I grow weary of
these disturbances.
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165. Status report.
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166. Sir, I have
three platoons in
pursuit as we speak.
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167. Channel 7.
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168. How convenient.
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169. I suggest we break
Miss Matrix's spirit
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170. once and for all.
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171. I want one full legion
on this block at once.
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172. Seal the sector borders.
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173. She must not be
allowed to escape.
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174. Bob, Dot,
what is happening?
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175. Phong,
let me put this as
delicately as possible.
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176. We're doomed.
Bob!
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177. Dot,
does your organizer
have a self-destruct?
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178. Forget it!
I'm not even
considering that option.
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179. My! She's in
a stubborn format.
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180. It's that
determination
thing again.
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181. I told you
we were doomed.
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182. Uh-oh. Look!
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183. Hard right!
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184. That was close.
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185. Good thing
this guy knows
where he...
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186. This hatchway leads
to the street.
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187. You haven't got
much time. Go!
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188. You there! Halt!
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189. Go, Dot!
For freedom!
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190. Cyrus!
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191. Whoa!
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192. Great. The whole
sector's on alert.
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193. I guess I better
scare us up some
transport... Huh?
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194. Dot? Dot?
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195. Get in.
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196. Hey!
That's my line.
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197. Whoa!
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198. Gee, Dot.
I never knew you could
be so impulsive.
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199. I'm on a mission, Bob.
Just stay out of my way.
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200. Yikes!
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201. What you are
experiencing
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202. is a temporary
distortion of reality.
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203. No!
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204. No, what?
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205. I mean, which way
to the border?
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206. Uh...
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207. Take a right?
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208. Okay,
how about left?
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209. Uh-oh.
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210. Uh, Bob?
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211. Nice going.
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212. Don't they
ever give up?
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213. Dot, can I,
you know?
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214. Oh, all right.
Go fire the big gun.
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215. Yes!
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216. I'm going to take
a bearing and stay on it
until we hit the border.
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217. All right,
you little dipswitches.
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218. Prepare to meet
your programmer.
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219. Uh, how do you work
this thing, anyway?
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220. Oops.
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221. What do you
mean "oops"?
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222. Never mind.
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223. Bob, look.
The border.
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224. Yes! Sweet.
We did it.
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225. Uh-oh.
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226. Attention,
inhabitants of
Sector 1000.
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227. Your struggle for
independence is over.
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228. I'd like to take
this opportunity
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229. to personally thank
my friend, Dot Matrix
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230. for delivering this
sector's PIDs to me
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231. with such a cunning
and insightful plan.
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232. You will be
rewarded handsomely
for your efforts.
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233. In your dreams,
Megadump.
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234. I think
Megabyte's popped
a motherboard.
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235. What's he talking
about, anyway?
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236. Oh, no!
Oh, no!
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237. What is it?
What's wrong?
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238. File removed?
That's impossible!
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239. No, it's gone.
Everything.
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240. The PIDs, their lives,
their dreams, all gone.
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241. Oh, boy.
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242. Phong,
the PID file has
been removed somehow.
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243. Did you say "removed"?
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244. As in not erased?
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245. That's right, Phong,
"removed."
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246. Their lives are ruined
and it's all my fault.
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247. It's all my fault.
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248. If only I knew
what went wrong.
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249. As for the rest of you,
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250. prepare yourselves
for a career change.
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251. You're all mine now.
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252. Mine, as soon as
we can read this file.
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253. How long?
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254. Yes. The file
is well encrypted,
Your Immenseness.
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255. Our decoding command
will take at least
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256. 2,000 nanoseconds
to release the PIDs.
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257. Excellent.
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258. Keep your sector
under full guard, sergeant.
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259. Sir.
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260. Well, my friend,
I suppose
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261. I should thank you
for your kind service.
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262. What you did
was sneaky,
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263. underhanded and
downright distasteful.
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264. I loved it.
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265. Thank you, sir.
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266. It was an honor to
betray my comrades
to you.
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267. And please,
call me Cyrus.
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268. And how do you feel
about me calling you
Lieutenant Cyrus?
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269. It makes me
smile, sir.
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270. What's going on?
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271. What you are
experiencing
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272. is a temporary
distortion of reality.
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273. What's happening to me?
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274. She's taking it
really hard, Phong.
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275. You must
understand, Bob.
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276. When Megabyte
converts those PIDs,
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277. every binome
in the sector
will become viral.
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278. He'll have complete
control over them.
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279. Yeah,
but she's acting
like it's her fault.
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280. Come to the
Principal Office
right away.
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281. Perhaps we can
think of something.
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282. Why bother?
It's over.
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283. I lost.
Why don't you two
just admit it?
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284. Come on,
that's not Dot talking.
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285. Just leave me alone.
I quit, okay?
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286. Everyone would be
better off without me.
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287. Warning.
Incoming game.
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288. Warning. Incoming game.
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289. Warning. Incoming game.
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290. Warning. Incoming game.
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291. I don't like
the look of this.
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292. The Funhouse!
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