ReBoot 1x1

Directed by

Jesse Moss as Enzo Matrix (voice)

Megabyte tries to blackmail Bob into stabilizing a tear into a portal to the super computer. As Bob makes an escape with the help from Dot the user inserts a game which stabilizes the tear. Bob and the rest of the sprites must race Megabyte, who has infected the user, to the portal to win the game and keep him from gaining access to the super computer.

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1. I come from the Net,

2. through systems, peoples and cities

3. to this place, Mainframe.

4. My format, Guardian. To mend and defend.

5. To defend my newfound friends,

6. their hopes and dreams.

7. To defend them from their enemies.

8. They say the User lives outside the Net

9. and inputs games for pleasure.

10. No one knows for sure

11. but I intend to find out.

12. Reboot!

13. There he is! There he is!

14. Look out! He's getting away!

15. Charge!

16. Low clockspeed or what?

17. He's enveloped, he's...

18. He's confined. Confined.

19. He's trapped! Trapped!

20. He's trapped! Yeah! He's trapped.

21. I don't think so.

22. I hate it when this happens. It's like a reckoning. I do, too.

23. It's your fault, and I hate it! My arm!

24. Where's my arm? Ouch!

25. Sorry, guys, end program.

26. Better luck next cycle.

27. Bob, all I ask is a simple favor

28. and you put us through all this.

29. Why?

30. Because I never do favors for slime?

31. I don't know, it's just a theory.

32. You're only making things difficult for your friends.

33. My friends? What do they have to do with anything?

34. Think about it.

35. Ah!

36. Bob! We need you at Dot's! It's terrible!

37. There's a new one. Dot's is down.

38. Right.

39. (FRENCH ACCENT) This situation, she is ridiculous!

40. I am a dedicated server, not a maid!

41. (FRISKET SNARLING) Ever heard of a door?

42. Ever heard of a Frisket?

43. Bob!

44. We tried to quit-file them, dude,

45. but it was seriously default.

46. A major surge of goons showed up at the diner

47. and started to completely offline the place.

48. I mean jack out, crash, crunch, backslash, delete, trash, log off...

49. Enzo! What?

50. I think Bob gets the picture.

51. (GRUNTING) That's for sure.

52. What I want to know is who and why!

53. It's got to be Megabyte. He did it to get to me.

54. But I'll take care of it. It's my problem.

55. If Megabyte wants something, Bob, it's everybody's problem.

56. Yeah, what's up?

57. Tell us, Bob! Yeah, we'll help.

58. I can deal with it.

59. Yeah, but I can't deal with the downtime.

60. Come on, Bob. What is it?

61. (SIGHING) Megabyte wants some little favor. He didn't say what.

62. Just a little favor, eh?

63. Maybe you should do it if it means we can stay online.

64. No way. Look, this isn't the Supercomputer.

65. Around here, we Mainframers stick together.

66. And when it comes to Megabyte, the answer is always "No."

67. Hear, hear! Copy-and-paste that!

68. Okay, okay. No favors for Mr. Megavirus.

69. I'm going to file myself right here

70. to make sure he doesn't trash this place again.

71. Can I help, Bob? Huh? This'll be cool!

72. We'll show them what you Guardians are made of!

73. We'll edit, backslash, and cancel his command!

74. I'm not afraid of old Megabreath!

75. Bail!

76. My, my, what a messy establishment.

77. But we're still in business.

78. Why don't you place an order? To go!

79. Such hostility!

80. I only want to know if there is anything I can do

81. to help the clean-up effort.

82. Hmm?

83. You could erase yourself, that'd help!

84. Charming.

85. You know, Bob,

86. all you have to do is input one small favor

87. and I might be able to keep this from happening again.

88. No promises, of course.

89. Don't concern yourself, Megabyte,

90. I'm staying right here to make sure nothing else happens.

91. I may be the new sprite in town, but...

92. What a fortunate return of events.

93. Warning. Incoming game.

94. Warning. Incoming game.

95. As usual, they'll all do so badly inside the game.

96. How gratifying.

97. I want three legions in the sector to watch for Bob.

98. He'll try and get in.

99. O, your evil eminence! Yes, sir! You bet! Yes, sir!

100. Oh, we bow before thee.

101. Beautiful. We're not worthy.

102. Sorry, Bob, you can't play any games

103. until you finish your work for me.

104. I've got to get into that game.

105. Bob, wait!

106. Hey!

107. I had a feeling Megabyte's thugs would be here.

108. (GROGGILY) Did I make it?

109. Oh! No, no, no...

110. Can they win without Bob?

111. I hope... Game over. User wins.

112. Game over. User wins.

113. The whole sector's nullified! Offline!

114. They lost!

115. It wasn't your fault.

116. There was nothing you or we could do.

117. If I had just done Megabyte his little favor,

118. none of this would have happened.

119. Wait. Before you do anything,

120. why don't you talk to Phong?

121. All right.

122. (SIGHS) You've won, and proven yourself worthy of my advice.

123. What did you need?

124. Well, Megabyte has asked me to do him a favor.

125. Ah, Megabyte.

126. My advice is to stay away from him.

127. The Command Comm has tried to erase him at every upgrade,

128. but he's a very clever virus.

129. Yeah, I'm finding that out.

130. He has bad file servers in almost every sector.

131. What is this favor he wants?

132. He won't say.

133. I see. There is an old Readme file that says,

134. "You should keep your friends close,

135. "and your enemies even closer."

136. Megabinary idea.

137. You be careful, Guardian Bob.

138. I've seen that look on young sprites before.

139. Don't be rash, and don't do anything on your own.

140. Here in Mainframe, we...

141. I know, I've already heard that speech. You stick together.

142. Don't worry, I'll go back and talk to the others.

143. Thanks.

144. Oh, why, Bob! How nice of you to drop by.

145. I see now that you're the big circuit in town.

146. I'll throw my chips in with you.

147. Please, do come in.

148. Yes, my child?

149. Phong, is Bob still there?

150. You mean, he's not with you?

151. Oh, dear. Then I'm afraid he may be at Megabyte's,

152. alone.

153. Alone?

154. I'm glad you finally came to your senses, Bob.

155. Not being from Mainframe, you'll have to forgive me.

156. It's taken me a while to realize the advantages of having

157. a friend like you.

158. A wise decision, Guardian.

159. I won't disappoint you.

160. A Tear. It leads to the Supercomputer.

161. Class 12. Normal pulse. Above-average volatility.

162. You Guardians certainly know your Tears, don't you?

163. That's the idea.

164. It's simple, Bob. All you need to do

165. is stabilize this Tear into a portal.

166. That's your favor? That's what you need me for?

167. Precisely.

168. You know only Guardians and games dropped by Users

169. are able to stabilize Tears like these.

170. And I'm so much more intimate with you now than any User,

171. aren't I?

172. And these?

173. Oh, just some, uh,

174. colleagues

175. to make my visit, shall we say,

176. comfortable.

177. Wait. Let a virus like you and your army

178. visit the Supercomputer through a stable portal? I don't think so.

179. What guarantee do I have that you won't spread to the Supercomputer

180. and raid the Armory?

181. None, really.

182. We're going to Plan B.

183. That's right, take advantage of Mr. Nice Guy.

184. Dot was right! I should have...

185. Uh, what's Plan B?

186. Oh, quite unpleasant, actually.

187. Glitch, key!

188. What are you trying to do? Erase me?

189. If necessary.

190. Glitch! (BEEPS)

191. There. Now let's see you go through.

192. Now, Bob, must we go through all these dramatics again?

193. If necessary.

194. Then I'll take you with me as insurance.

195. How do you know I'm not willing to go through a Tear?

196. Psyche!

197. Hi, everybody.

198. She started a big, uh, melee! It was a...

199. A large one! No, it was a ruckus!

200. A ruckus. A riot! A riot! Outside! Right outside!

201. That's what she did. She was awful.

202. Riot? They're harmless.

203. Don't bother me with this now.

204. Take her back to the Tower and file-lock her in data storage.

205. The Tear! Lock down the Tear!

206. That was some plan.

207. What plan?

208. I knew if I let Hack and Slash capture me, they'd take me to Megabyte,

209. and I figured you'd be with him.

210. I'm making up the rest as I go along.

211. You've been around me too long.

212. Leaving? So soon?

213. How rude.

214. (ALARM SOUNDING) Warning. Incoming game.

215. Warning. Incoming game.

216. Well! How convenient. (CHUCKLES)

217. It seems I won't be needing you after all, Bob.

218. (BEEPING) Reboot!

219. Reboot! Reboot!

220. Reboot!

221. Reboot!

222. Look out!

223. That was close.

224. True, but it's not the User I'm worried about.

225. Where's Megabyte?

226. There! With the User!

227. What's he doing?

228. Viral takeover. He's infecting the User. This is not good.

229. Bummer. Now we got a Mega-User.

230. He's coming around again.

231. No, he's not. He'll head for the Tear. It's a Class 12.

232. He knows the game will stabilize it into a portal.

233. Then we've got to beat him there.

234. Alpha Wing clear of deck.

235. Proceed heading 1138.

236. Stay frosty.

237. The Tear is now a stable portal

238. at the end of the third level.

239. We've got to nail Megabyte before he can get to it.

240. Roger! Copy that.

241. Affirmative, Wing Leader.

242. We got asteroids, dead ahead.

243. He's trying to lose us!

244. Maximum shields! Follow my lead.

245. Right!

246. Keep it tight, people.

247. We've lost Alpha 4! Look out!

248. That was easy enough.

249. There he is!

250. Yeah, and it looks like he has some friends.

251. Erase those meddlers following me.

252. Hit the target icon on the bridge.

253. Target in range.

254. Cover me. I think I've got a shot.

255. Cool shot!

256. There it is. That cave. That's the entrance to the third level.

257. This place is making me dizzy.

258. I'm on it.

259. Time to shut you down, Bob.

260. He's on your tail! (SCOFFS) Yeah, right.

261. Too cool!

262. You don't have to fight me, Bob.

263. Think about it.

264. We could be a great team.

265. I'd rather be erased.

266. Your choice.

267. (ALARM BLARING) Glitch, safety line!

268. You had your chance to join me, Bob,

269. but now I'm going to infect the Supercomputer

270. and return to crush Mainframe.

271. Whoa!

272. (PANTING) Just thought I'd drop in.

273. Glitch, disengage!

274. Game over.

275. It's unstable again.

276. You want to see how much I hate to lose?

277. (SING-SONGING) I'm back!

278. Did you miss me?

279. The Tear! It's gone!

280. But how?

281. Just a little command I picked up at the Armory.

282. Like these two.

283. What are they? You'll see.

284. Or maybe you won't.

285. Adios!

286. It must have been a return command!

287. They've gone back to the diner!

288. Hurry!

289. Hidden file commands. You gotta love 'em.

290. Once they were convinced that you and Bob weren't at the diner,

291. Megabyte and his kludge-boys split.

292. Man, were they steamed!

293. You know, Bob, Megabyte will never forgive you for this.

294. Never. Whatever.

295. I just hope he's got it straight now.

296. When he messes with one of us,

297. he messes with all of us.

298. Sounds like you've been hanging around me too long.

299. Bob, you gotta tell me. What's it like in the Supercomputer?

300. Well, it's got lots of RAM, incredible capacity,

301. and you can access almost anything.

302. It was nice to visit, but it sure is good to be home.

303. Oh, I don't get paid enough for this!

304. Clean-up is not my function!