Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai 1x7

Directed by

Yasunao Sakai as Student (voice) • Hayato Kashiwazaki as Student (voice) • Kento Shiraishi as Student (voice) • Himika Akaneya as Saki Kamisato (voice) • Yuma Uchida as Yuuma Kunimi (voice) • Yuma Uchida as Yuma Kunimi (voice)

After agreeing to harbor an abandoned cat, Sakuta finds himself welcoming a look-alike to his old school crush into his home. This does not sit very well with Mai, who is trying her best to be with her boyfriend amidst a demanding work schedule. Meanwhile, something appears to be up with Futaba...

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1. Did you know?

2. The distance from your eye level to the horizon

3. is around four kilometers.

4. Do the people who live around here have a habit of talking to total strangers?

5. Wait, do you think I'm some weirdo?

6. Nah, I just think you're annoying.

7. You can't say that to a high school girl.

8. There are three taboo words: annoying, clueless, and lame.

9. You seem to have lost your way, kiddo. Did something bad happen?

10. I'm Makinohara Shouko.

11. Shouko with the character for flying, like in the sky, and Makinohara from "Makinohara Service Area."

12. What's your name?

13. Good morning, Onii-chan.

14. Kaede, how many times must I tell you to quit sneaking into my bed?

15. Why? Because you might awaken to a forbidden love?

16. Hell no. It's just warm enough already without you in there.

17. August 2nd

18. August 2nd

19. The girl who appeared before me that day along with the abandoned cat

20. had the same name as my first love, the high school girl I met two years ago.

21. My name is Makinohara Shouko.

22. She had the same name...

23. but she didn't recognize me at all,

24. and an uneventful two weeks of summer break flew by.

25. There, there.

26. Have you been a good boy, Hayate?

27. Oh...

28. The cat was named Hayate. He and Nasuno are now Tohoku Shinkansen buddies.

29. I'm sorry.

30. I said I wanted to keep him, but I haven't been able to bring it up to my parents.

31. It's fine. He can stay with us for the time being.

32. Nasuno seems to enjoy the company.

33. And you can practice how to take care of a cat here.

34. Thank you.

35. Onii-chan, are you someone who prefers much younger little sisters?

36. Do you prefer refined and well-mannered little sisters?

37. What's with those questions?

38. I'm currently facing the crisis of a lifetime!

39. I need to master the way of the little sister as quickly as possible!

40. I'm someone who's perfectly content with having you as my little sister.

41. Th-Then...

42. What is Shouko-san to you?

43. What, indeed?

44. Makinohara-san, you don't have an older sister, right?

45. That's right. I'm an only child.

46. Any cousins who look a lot like you?

47. I don't think so.

48. I guess I really should talk to Futaba about this.

49. Azusagawa

50. Azusagawa

51. Azusagawa

52. Azusagawa

53. Azusagawa

54. Azusagawa

55. Azusagawa

56. Azusagawa

57. What is it, Azusagawa?

58. Teenage Pig Doesn't Dream of Bunny Girls

59. Episode 7: Youth Is a Paradox

60. Episode 7: Youth Is a Paradox

61. Episode 7: Youth Is a Paradox

62. Futaba?

63. It's too hot to wear my hair down.

64. And I'm wearing contacts, so no glasses.

65. Why the uniform?

66. I'm on my way to school.

67. Kunimi won't be there. He's got work.

68. I'm the only member of the science club. It'll be shut down if I'm not productive.

69. So, what did you want to talk about?

70. O-Oh, the thing is...

71. I met Makinohara Shouko.

72. Your first love? She was real, huh?

73. Shockingly, she'd turned into a middle-school first-year.

74. Have you lost your mind?

75. Unfortunately not.

76. It must be a different girl who just looks like her and has the same name.

77. I hear everyone in the world has two doppelgangers.

78. That's just a common myth.

79. Yeah, just a common myth.

80. Anyway, no harm's been done so far, right?

81. I guess not.

82. Then don't worry about it.

83. Oh, is there a fireworks show happening somewhere?

84. Tonight, at Chigasaki.

85. That reminds me, we went to one with Kunimi last year.

86. And you dressed normally for it.

87. You should've worn a yukata.

88. Why should I have to wear one for you? They're a massive pain.

89. To show Kunimi.

90. I wouldn't look good in one, anyway.

91. Does a yukata not go well with big boobs?

92. That's not what I meant.

93. I think it'd go pretty great with that hairstyle.

94. Forget it.

95. You have work, right? See you.

96. Thanks for hearing me out.

97. Did you get even more of a tan?

98. I hit the beach the day before yesterday.

99. With Kamisato?

100. Yeah, why?

101. God, so annoying.

102. Hey, you have a ridiculously hot girlfriend too.

103. One I haven't seen in a week because she's ridiculously busy.

104. I saw her on TV yesterday.

105. Rest assured, I see her every day on the TV too.

106. Hello...

107. Ack, Senpai!

108. Did you come to show off your cute yukata?

109. I'm just here to submit my shift request for next week.

110. I must admit, you look nice in one.

111. Did you say that after looking at my chest?

112. I also took your waist and butt into account before making the observation.

113. Now I'm steamin'!

114. Yeah, yeah, I don't have boobs big enough to hang over the sash!

115. And my waist isn't shapely!

116. Welcome—

117. Weren't you only supposed to come back from the shoot tomorrow?

118. There were a lot of veteran actors,

119. and I don't need many retakes, so it ended sooner than expected.

120. I see.

121. And you rushed back because you wanted to see me as soon as possible?

122. I'm so chuffed.

123. What's with that tone?

124. If you've decided on your order, I'll take it.

125. I'll take your order.

126. What are you sulking for?

127. I'm not sulking.

128. You clearly are.

129. Whose fault do you think that is?

130. Uh, well...

131. Well?

132. Sorry.

133. I'm aware I'm being an awful girlfriend who's neglecting her new boyfriend due to work.

134. Hey, I don't think you're "awful," but...

135. But?

136. I do expect you to make up for this.

137. Fine. I'll do something nice for you.

138. Even if it's lewd?

139. A little bit.

140. I'll forgive you, then.

141. Don't push your luck.

142. I'm overjoyed that you came back so early!

143. You should've said that first, stupid.

144. When does your shift end? I'll wait.

145. Has she been coming every day?

146. Makinohara Shouko, the girl who looks just like your first love.

147. She has. Does it bother you?

148. Why would I feel threatened by a middle-school first-year?

149. Anything unusual happen?

150. Not really.

151. Figure anything out?

152. I even talked to Futaba about it, but not a thing.

153. Rather than talk about that, I wanna be all lovey-dovey with you.

154. We haven't seen each other in a while.

155. We can be as lovey-dovey as you want later.

156. What? I'd rather start now.

157. Hey, isn't that Futaba-san?

158. What is she doing here?

159. I've never been in a net café before.

160. We can't find her like this.

161. Let me borrow your phone, Mai-san.

162. Hello?

163. Futaba, it's me.

164. Why are you calling me from a cell phone?

165. I'm using Mai-san's.

166. If you want to show off, try someone else.

167. What is it? More trouble?

168. Am I nothing but trouble in your mind?

169. Look, Sakuta.

170. Azusagawa? What's wrong?

171. Sorry, battery's running out. I'll call back.

172. Wait a sec!

173. Were you talking to me on the phone?

174. Yeah.

175. Then I guess there's no hiding it.

176. There are two of me.

177. What's that supposed to mean?

178. Exactly what I said.

179. There have been two Futaba Rios since three days ago.

180. Is it Puberty Syndrome?

181. As much as I hate to admit it.

182. Any idea what caused it?

183. If I did, I would've dealt with it by now.

184. The one I met at the bookstore this afternoon was your counterpart, huh?

185. I hadn't seen you today, so it must've been.

186. That impostor is a pain in the ass.

187. Since she's squatting at my place and going about her life, I can't even go home.

188. So you went to a net café?

189. You should've contacted me first.

190. Mai-san, I'm going to have Futaba stay over at my place. That's okay, right?

191. Nope.

192. Huh? But Futaba's my friend.

193. Then let me ask you this:

194. if I said I was going to let a male friend stay with me, would you be okay with it?

195. I don't even want to imagine that.

196. Right?

197. So I'm going to stay over too.

198. Onii-chan brought home yet another girl.

199. Don't make me sound like a playboy.

200. B-But I'm your little sister, so I'll accept everything about you, flaws and all!

201. This is Futaba Rio, my friend.

202. Nice to meet you.

203. I-I'm Azusagawa Kaede.

204. This is Nasuno,

205. and this one is Hayate.

206. They'll both be staying with us for a while.

207. Uh...

208. Mai-san and Futaba can sleep in my room, and I'll...

209. You can sleep with me in my room, then!

210. Motion denied. I'll sleep in the living room.

211. I'm going to go home and pick up some clothes.

212. I'll take a bath while I'm there, too.

213. You can go ahead and take a bath, then, Futaba.

214. Just so we're clear, I'm not gonna do anything with your bath soup.

215. Azusagawa...

216. Understand?

217. You needed to die the moment you said the words "bath soup."

218. Teenage Pig Doesn't Dream of Bunny Girls

219. I'll leave a towel here.

220. Okay.

221. Do you have a change of clothes?

222. I do.

223. If you don't, you can borrow a bunny-girl outfit or panda pajamas.

224. I just said I do.

225. That aside, you okay?

226. I will be once you go away.

227. Hup.

228. Why would you make yourself comfortable outside the bath?

229. That "you okay" question was about your Puberty Syndrome.

230. I don't really know.

231. Is that all?

232. What do you want me to say?

233. Nothing. I just want to hear what you think.

234. I'm a little scared.

235. Just a little, huh?

236. I was really scared when I was alone at the net café.

237. But, hey, how is this even possible?

238. How can there be two of one person?

239. If quantum teleportation happens on the macro level, then it is possible.

240. Teleportation? That only happens in movies.

241. You'd be surprised. It's very real.

242. Seriously?

243. Remember how we talked about quantum entanglement?

244. If I were to apply the theory here and explain it in simple terms...

245. Let's say there's a framework of all my information, my blueprints.

246. How is that simple?

247. And that info is sent instantly, via quantum entanglement, to a distant location.

248. Like sending the info of you here, in our bath, to the school?

249. Right.

250. And if my information framework in school

251. is observed by someone, it will be recognized as Futaba Rio.

252. Going by that logic, wouldn't it be impossible for two of you to exist at once?

253. That's right.

254. The thing is, I haven't actually seen my other self.

255. So I can't say for sure that we both exist at the same time.

256. But when I saw you at the net café, I was talking to the other one over the phone.

257. Was it really me on the other end?

258. Well, I didn't see her.

259. Oh, but what was it, quantum teleportation?

260. If both your information frameworks are the same,

261. wouldn't your awareness and memories be synced, no matter which of you observed it?

262. Let's say that I, Futaba Rio, am being observed by myself.

263. Now, what if there were two of the consciousness observing me for some reason?

264. It might result in something like this current scenario.

265. You mean, like, two personas?

266. Even if that were true, why would there be two to begin with?

267. Didn't I tell you I have no idea?

268. Mai-san?

269. What are you doing?

270. Staring at your face.

271. Uh, yeah, that I can tell.

272. I'm staring at my boyfriend's face.

273. Heart skipped a beat, didn't it?

274. You're enjoying this, huh?

275. Of course. I finally get to spend time with my boyfriend and stay over at his place.

276. What about Futaba?

277. Out like a light.

278. She probably hasn't slept in peace for days.

279. I see...

280. You're more concerned with Futaba-san when I'm right here?

281. Aw...

282. I thought I could go on a date with you tomorrow since I have the whole day off.

283. Why are you making it sound like it's not happening?

284. I mean, you're going to look into Futaba-san's situation, right?

285. The fake will probably be back at school tomorrow for science club stuff,

286. so yeah, I was thinking of going to check on her.

287. See? I knew it.

288. On that note, I need a favor from you.

289. No.

290. I bet you want me to watch over Futaba-san while you're with the fake.

291. That's my Mai-san. You know me very well.

292. Don't be happy about that.

293. Ow. You're hurting me.

294. Don't be happy about that either.

295. So yeah, please.

296. With this, we'll be even for my neglecting you over work, right?

297. What? I need a proper token of apology!

298. Hey, I'm sleeping next to you right now.

299. I was hoping for something that rhymes with "amiss."

300. Huh? Was that too obtuse?

301. You don't have use an apology as an excuse.

302. So long as you pick the right time, place, and mood,

303. I don't mind you taking the initiative, you know?

304. Mai-san...

305. What?

306. That hurt.

307. It's because you got shy and tilted your head.

308. No, you went in too hard.

309. Mai-san?

310. We're done for tonight.

311. Blame yourself for sucking.

312. Wow, that hurts.

313. I might lose all confidence and gain a fear of women.

314. That won't happen.

315. What makes you so sure?

316. Because I'll let you practice as many times as you want until you can do it right.

317. Mai-san...

318. What?

319. I love you with all my heart.

320. I know.

321. Good night, then.

322. Yeah. Good night.

323. August 3rd

324. August 3rd

325. Onii-chan, this is yummy! It's so soft!

326. The egg's great too.

327. And this melts in my mouth!

328. Let's have Mai-san cook for us every day from now on.

329. Yeah!

330. Don't use Kaede-chan as an excuse.

331. What's the matter, Onii-chan?

332. My love's being put to the test.

333. You don't like it, Futaba-san?

334. Oh, it's not that.

335. It's just been a while since the last time I wasn't alone for breakfast.

336. Good morning, Sakuta-san.

337. Morning.

338. Do you have visitors?

339. It's a long story.

340. But don't worry about that. Come on in.

341. Oh, morning, Shouko-chan.

342. Good morning.

343. You have a lot of female friends, Sakuta-san.

344. Oh, I didn't mean anything by that.

345. She's Futaba Rio, a friend from school.

346. My name is Makinohara Shouko.

347. She's real, huh?

348. Futaba, you in?

349. Come to think of it, Kunimi said he had a practice game.

350. Suimei U Prep

351. Minegahara High

352. There she is.

353. Is that a third-year?

354. She looks kinda sexy. Sexy and smart.

355. Is Kunimi balling out?

356. I just came to take a peek while I was here for club.

357. Why don't you join the others and go, "Ohmigosh! Kunimi!"?

358. I'm rooting for him too.

359. On the inside?

360. You're not doing enough to appeal to him.

361. Could you stop bothering me?

362. Suimei U Prep

363. Minegahara High

364. Y'know, all said and done, what about Kunimi made you fall for him?

365. Why do you want to know?

366. No reason, really. Just curious.

367. Chocolate cornet.

368. Buy you one on the double?

369. No.

370. When I didn't bring lunch one day, Kunimi let me have his.

371. It was during our first term here.

372. That was the first time I'd had to visit the school shop.

373. I gave up and was walking away when Kunimi talked to me.

374. You're a girl, Futaba. You like sweet stuff, don't you?

375. He said that while eating his prized curry bun.

376. The Curry Bun Prince, huh?

377. And?

378. That's it.

379. How much is a chocolate cornet?

380. 130 yen.

381. Your love doesn't cost much, huh?

382. I wouldn't have fallen for you in that situation.

383. So in the end, it's all about looks?

384. I think it was all about the timing.

385. I was really down in the dumps back then.

386. If you want to stare, just do it.

387. A-Anyway, what do you want?

388. Futaba's at my place right now.

389. I see. So that's why you sounded off on the phone last night.

390. What's going on here?

391. Do you think I'm a fake?

392. Honestly, I did at first.

393. But after talking to you like this, I realize you're both Futaba.

394. What does my other self think?

395. She said the only thing she could think of was quantum teleportation.

396. Same as me, huh?

397. You're being observed by your own consciousness,

398. and for some reason, there are two of those, was the assumption.

399. What about the cause?

400. She said she had no idea.

401. And you believed her lie?

402. What makes you think she was lying?

403. Because I have a very good idea of what caused it.

404. If it doesn't matter which one I ask, why don't you tell me?

405. I'm going back to club.

406. X and Y here are inside the parentheses...

407. Right.

408. I'm making coffee. Want some?

409. Y-Yes, please.

410. I'm the little sister,

411. so my favorite is café au lait with lots of milk and honey!

412. I'd love to have that as well.

413. Maybe I'll go with that too.

414. Sorry, Kaede-chan!

415. Looks like it's my manager.

416. Is something the matter?

417. Are you free to talk?

418. Sure.

419. Great work with the shoot.

420. Are you out right now?

421. Yeah, I'm over at my boyfriend's place.

422. Oh, your boyfriend...

423. Wait, boyfriend? Did you just say "boyfriend"?

424. Wasn't Futaba here until a moment ago?

425. You noticed?

426. Soon after the game started.

427. Does she come to watch often?

428. Hmm, dunno. Feels like she drops by every now and then while she's here for club.

429. I wonder which one has higher priority.

430. Did something happen to her?

431. What do you mean?

432. I know you don't like school enough to come in during summer break.

433. So I figured maybe something happened to her.

434. Kunimi-senpai, the coach wants you.

435. Gotcha. Coming.

436. Let me know if you need anything.

437. With Futaba.

438. I would have anyway. You'd better come flying even if I call you in the dead of night.

439. I don't think I can fly for real, so I'll just make my bike fly.

440. Hello? This is Azusagawa.

441. Mai-san, could you say that one more time?

442. Hello. This is Azusagawa.

443. Could you sound a little more like a newlywed?

444. I'm amazed you can get so excited over a phone greeting.

445. How'd it go with you?

446. Futaba came to school.

447. I see. This one's been here the entire time.

448. Anyway, can you come home now?

449. Is something the matter?

450. My manager called me earlier.

451. I need to talk to you about something.

452. To me?

453. What's up?

454. Nothing. I'll talk to you later.

455. You're friends with that girl, aren't you?

456. I suppose you're talking about Futaba.

457. Isn't she up to some pretty funny business?

458. Funny business?

459. Here. Look at her secret account.

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598. katarenai nemurenai traumerei

599. I can't talk about it or sleep, so I daydream

600. anata no miteru shoutai

601. These are my true colors, as you see

602. dare mo yomenai karte

603. Nobody can read my medical chart

604. fukashigi shiritai dake

605. So puzzling, I just want to know what it means

606. kyou mo hitorigoto

607. I mumble to myself again today

608. nani mo muri wo shinai de

609. Feeling too lazy to push myself

610. aisaretai

611. I want to be loved for free

612. uyamuya sayonara karui memai

613. Left dizzy with things still up in the air as we say goodbye

614. anata no inai genshoukai

615. I enter a world without you by my side

616. dare mo yomenai karte

617. Nobody can read my medical chart

618. jiishiki afuredashite

619. So self-conscious, what's wrong with me?

620. That's my Onii-chan! A total pig!

621. Next Episode #8: Let the Rain Wash Everything Anew