Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai 1x2

Directed by Kazuki Horiguchi

Airi Ootsu as Mai's Mother (voice) • Wakana Maruoka as Girl (voice) • Kento Shiraishi as Cop (voice) • Takaaki Uchino as Passerby (voice) • Satomi Sato as Fumika Nanjou (voice) • Satomi Sato as Fumika Nanjo (voice)

While looking for the cause of Mai's Adolescence Syndrome, Sakuta ends up scheduling a date with Mai. On the day they promised, Sakuta tries to help out a lost little girl on his way towards Fujisawa Station. But, he is misunderstood to be a perverted maniac by another girl, and because of that, he ends up arriving late to his appointed time to meet Mai. He somehow gains Mai's forgiveness and they proceed with their date, but Mai changes their destination, and takes Sakuta to Shichirigahama Beach...

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1. To be clear, we're talking established quantum mechanics here, not Puberty Syndrome.

2. You put a cat in a box,

3. along with a substance which emits radiation once per hour

4. and a device which emits a poisonous gas upon detecting that radiation.

5. Then you close the box and wait thirty minutes.

6. Okay, here's a box I prepared thirty minutes earlier.

7. What's this, a cooking show?

8. What do you think happened to the cat in the box?

9. Is it alive or dead?

10. If the poisonous gas is released once per hour, then after half an hour, it's a fifty-fifty chance, right?

11. The only way you can determine the cat's present state is by checking.

12. In other words, until you open the box and see, the cat is both half alive and half dead.

13. And you mean to say people are the same?

14. One's existence isn't confirmed until they're seen by an observer?

15. Teenage Pig Doesn't Dream of Bunny Girls

16. May 20th

17. May 20th

18. Episode 2: First Dates Are Always Chaotic

19. Episode 2: First Dates Are Always Chaotic

20. Episode 2: First Dates Are Always Chaotic

21. Man, we totally look like a couple.

22. Did you say something?

23. No, nothing.

24. Don't worry. No one else can see me anyway.

25. How does that carrot you're holding look to people who can't see you?

26. It turns invisible too, apparently.

27. See?

28. Anything I touch probably turns invisible to them.

29. What if I touched you, then?

30. Are you hinting that you want to hold hands with me?

31. No, I mean as an experiment.

32. That's not a good enough reason for me.

33. Actually, I just want to hold hands with you.

34. And?

35. I've never held hands with a girl before. Please take my first time.

36. That was a bit gross,

37. but I'll give you a pass.

38. You're thinking dirty thoughts right now, aren't you?

39. Yeah. A hundred times dirtier than what you're imagining.

40. But a mature lady such as yourself wouldn't be rattled by that, right?

41. Right.

42. A younger boy having sexual fantasies about me

43. doesn't bother me at all!

44. Looks like they can still see me.

45. I can't wait to see your place, Mai-san.

46. I'm not letting you in. I live alone.

47. What?

48. Besides, we haven't made up yet, have we?

49. That's because you won't be honest with yourself.

50. If you want to keep acting, what's stopping you?

51. I didn't ask for your opinion.

52. You don't know anything.

53. Oh, I do.

54. Your photo collection from three years ago was the cause, right?

55. You'd refused to pose in swimsuits,

56. but your manager—your mom— agreed to it in the contract anyway.

57. That caused a huge rift between you two, and you went on hiatus

58. to get one up over your mom.

59. But that's completely messed up.

60. Shut up.

61. What's the point if you have to throw away your dreams too?

62. Shut up already!

63. You have no idea how hard a decision it was!

64. I was still in middle school, you know?

65. But I got to the studio and saw a swimsuit ready for me.

66. They said I'd agreed to it in the contract, so I had to do it.

67. I had to force a smile while dying inside!

68. I realized she never cared about anything other than making money off of me!

69. That's all the more reason for you to go back to work.

70. Why?

71. To cleanse the bad taste it's left in your mouth.

72. If you want to do it, don't hold back.

73. Just do it.

74. Deep down, you should know this yourself.

75. Who was it that told you why I went on hiatus?

76. Don't look away!

77. Ow!

78. I've known this news anchor since she came to see Kaede for a story on bullying back then.

79. Her name's Nanjou Fumika.

80. Oh, her? I've worked with her too.

81. She's taken an interest in Puberty Syndrome and is researching the topic.

82. Sakuta-kun, did you have to give something up in exchange for information about me?

83. A photo.

84. I let her take one of my scars.

85. You idiot! You'll have reporters and cameramen hounding you at home!

86. They'll ambush and surround you,

87. and probably your sister, too!

88. Give me that woman's number. Now.

89. You're way too bossy.

90. And you're not taking TV seriously enough.

91. I'm sorry for calling so abruptly.

92. I'm Sakurajima Mai. We've worked together before.

93. It's been far too long.

94. Do you have time now?

95. You want to talk about Sakuta-kun? How do you two know each other?

96. He's my junior in school.

97. I'd like you to refrain from showing the photo of his scars on TV.

98. In return, I'll give you a big scoop.

99. H-Hey, Mai-san!

100. Shh.

101. I'm going to return to showbiz soon.

102. I won't be rejoining my mother's agency.

103. I'll be returning under a different label.

104. I promise you exclusive access when that happens.

105. I'm sorry.

106. Why are you apologizing?

107. Because I made you go back to showbiz.

108. I simply realized you were right.

109. I liked working on TV shows and movies,

110. and I always wanted to make that my career.

111. I'd been lying to myself about that,

112. and maybe that's why I ended up with this crazy Puberty Syndrome or whatever.

113. I came to see you tonight to let you know.

114. And also because I was hungry, of course.

115. We're here. This is where I live.

116. Huh?

117. You live right across the street from me?

118. Sorry for slapping you earlier, and thanks for carrying my stuff.

119. Oh, right. Make time on Sunday. You're coming with me.

120. Once I go back to work, I won't have time to go out and have fun.

121. Did you know I've lived here for two years and I haven't even been to Kamakura?

122. You mean...

123. It's not a date.

124. Okay, see you in front of the Enoden Fujisawa Station ticket gates at 2:30 PM.

125. I'll leave if you're even a second late, okay?

126. Ultimately, it didn't matter what I did.

127. Mai-san decided everything herself.

128. And the world keeps going 'round, huh?

129. Yahoo!

130. What's the matter, Onii-chan?

131. Hey, don't peek.

132. Let me share in your "yahoo" too!

133. May 25Th

134. May 25th

135. Guys gotta be ready for everything.

136. What's wrong?

137. You're not Mommy!

138. A lost kid, huh?

139. Don't cry. I'll look for your mommy.

140. Really?

141. Really.

142. Die, pedo scum!

143. Run away!

144. Hold it!

145. Who're you calling a pedo?

146. Now!

147. You've got it all wrong!

148. That girl's lost! I was just trying to help look for her mother!

149. Huh?

150. Yeah.

151. Ah...

152. Man, that hurts.

153. S-Sorry.

154. I think my butt split into two.

155. What? That's bad!

156. Wait, they're always like that!

157. Jeez, fine! I get it!

158. Do it!

159. Huh?

160. Kick me! And then we'll be even!

161. Uh, even?

162. Hurry up! I'm supposed to be meeting a friend!

163. I'm supposed to be meeting someone too.

164. Then get a move on!

165. Okay, fine.

166. Damn, that hurts!

167. You there. What do you think you're doing?

168. Jeez, what a disaster.

169. Took the words right out of my mouth.

170. We'd have been out faster if you hadn't been fiddling with your phone.

171. But I'd gotten all these messages.

172. If I didn't reply quickly, they'd stop being my friends.

173. Oh, right! I'm meeting someone!

174. Crap, I'm late!

175. See you!

176. Of course she left.

177. You've got some nerve, making me wait one hour and thirty-eight minutes.

178. What?

179. Mai-san's not the kind of nice girl who'd wait for a guy who was late.

180. You must be an impostor!

181. I now understand very well how you see me, Sakuta.

182. You're forgetting something.

183. "Sakuta" is all you deserve to be called.

184. I get why you were late, but was that really all?

185. That was all.

186. If I find out you're lying, I'll make you eat Pocky through your nose.

187. One?

188. One box.

189. Say, why do you even care about me?

190. Normally, one would stay away from a troublesome girl like me.

191. I bet it's because of that cynical outlook that you can't make any friends.

192. Give me a straight answer.

193. Why do you go out of your way to help me?

194. I'm all fired up because this is my chance to get close to a hot older girl.

195. Who asked you to reveal your ulterior motive?

196. You're the one who asked for a straight answer.

197. Because it sucks to not have anybody to lean on when you're in trouble.

198. When Kaede developed her Puberty Syndrome, nobody believed us.

199. What about your parents?

200. We're living separately now. Mom couldn't accept what happened to Kaede.

201. But there was just one person who heard me out.

202. If I hadn't met them, I don't think I could've gotten through it.

203. So I want to be there for you like they were for me.

204. It was a girl, wasn't it?

205. I'm getting off.

206. Huh? What about Kamakura?

207. Forget it. You were so late the sun's already going down.

208. H-Hey, wait!

209. Teenage Pig Doesn't Dream of Bunny Girls

210. Did you know?

211. The distance from your eye level to the horizon

212. is around four kilometers.

213. I'm Makinohara Shouko.

214. Shouko with the character for flying, like in the sky, and Makinohara from "Makinohara Service Area."

215. What's your name?

216. I was in the second year of middle school, and she was two years above me.

217. She was wearing Minegahara High's uniform.

218. Wait, did you apply to Minegahara High because of her?

219. Well, yeah.

220. But she turned you down, huh?

221. No, I didn't ask her out.

222. I never even saw her.

223. There was no such student in Minegahara High.

224. I went through the whole student roster, but I couldn't find her.

225. But I definitely did meet a girl called Makinohara Shouko,

226. and she certainly did get me back on my feet.

227. Do you still like her?

228. I liked her a lot.

229. I can't believe you're talking about how you like another girl while on a date.

230. But you were the one who asked.

231. And I said I liked her, past tense! That's an important difference!

232. There she is.

233. Who's that?

234. Sent Messages

235. To:

236. Manager

237. Come to Shichirigahama Beach at 5 PM on Sunday 25th

238. "Manager"?

239. Wait, your mother?

240. I need to tell her I'm going back to showbiz,

241. and that I'm signing with another agency.

242. Will you be okay?

243. We can continue our date once I'm done, so wait for me.

244. Are you kidding me?

245. Were you the one who called me out here?

246. Who are you? What do you want?

247. I'm Azusagawa Sakuta. Mai-san's junior.

248. Whose junior?

249. Mai-san's.

250. Who is that?

251. What do you mean, "who"? Your daughter!

252. What are you talking about? I don't have a daughter.

253. Quit messing around.

254. Right back at you!

255. What about the text? The one that brought you here.

256. You mean this?

257. The sender's name is blanked out.

258. Mai

259. Come to Shichirigahama Beach at 5 PM on Sunday 25th

260. Come to Shichirigahama Beach at 5 PM on Sunday 25th

261. Come to Shichirigahama Beach at 5 PM on Sunday 25th

262. Sender

263. Sender

264. Sender

265. Sender

266. I remember rearranging my schedule to make it here, but...

267. What's all this about?

268. This can't be happening!

269. You're her mother! How could you forget your own daughter?

270. That's enough.

271. Why? I'm not done with her!

272. Please, just drop it.

273. Enough with your pranks.

274. I can't deal with this anymore.

275. Hey, excuse me.

276. Do you remember Sakurajima Mai?

277. Y'know, the girl who got her big break in a morning soap.

278. No, can't say I do.

279. What if becoming invisible to people didn't just mean they couldn't see you anymore?

280. What if you disappeared from their memories, too?

281. Sakurajima Mai? Who's that?

282. Hello?

283. You don't know Sakurajima Mai?

284. No, I don't. Who's that?

285. What about the photo, then?

286. You mean the deal where I promised not to show it? Don't worry, I remember.

287. And who'd you make that deal with?

288. With you, obviously.

289. Thanks for today.

290. See you.

291. Wait!

292. Let's go, Mai-san!

293. Go where?

294. If we go to some faraway town, we might find people who can still see you!

295. Let's go make sure!

296. We'll make sure, and then what?

297. How will it help to find out that nobody but you can see or remember me?

298. If nothing else, I can stay by your side that entire time.

299. For a younger boy, you sure are cheeky.

300. I just don't want our date to end.

301. Very well.

302. If you're not ready to let me go yet,

303. I don't mind continuing our date.

304. Please leave a message after the beep.

305. Payphone

306. Payphone

307. Kaede, it's me.

308. Hello? What's the matter?

309. Sorry, I won't be home tonight.

310. There's somewhere I need to travel.

311. What for?

312. Do you remember Sakurajima Mai, the girl at our place the other day?

313. No, why?

314. Never mind if you don't.

315. Make do with the cup noodles in the kitchen cupboard for dinner.

316. I'll call again later.

317. Apparently, it's the second-most populous city in Gifu Prefecture, after Gifu City.

318. What are you talking about?

319. Ogaki, this train's destination.

320. Also, it says here that it has a lot of groundwater.

321. Nothing beats a place with clean water.

322. Hey, Sakuta.

323. What?

324. Can you see me?

325. Yeah, I see you.

326. Can you hear my voice?

327. Loud and clear.

328. Do you remember me?

329. Sakurajima Mai.

330. A third-year at Kanagawa Prefectural Minegahara High School.

331. Made her showbiz debut as a child actress and spent a lot of time in the spotlight.

332. A somewhat twisted character who has trouble expressing herself.

333. How so?

334. Like how you're desperately trying to hide how worried you are.

335. I never said you could hold my hand.

336. But I want to.

337. Oh, fine. Just this one time.

338. Do you remember Sakurajima Mai?

339. She was in a shinkansen commercial, too.

340. Sakurajima? Was there an actress with that name?

341. Thank you.

342. Talk about cramped.

343. What did you expect?

344. I'm taking a shower.

345. You'd better not peep.

346. Don't worry. I can go a whole day just on the sound of the shower.

347. Wouldn't a mature lady actually want to leave me writhing by letting me hear the sound?

348. I know that, obviously!

349. But don't you dare start doing anything weird by yourself!

350. "Anything weird"?

351. Jerk! Do whatever, see if I care!

352. That was super adorable.

353. Hello?

354. Oh, Kunimi? It's me.

355. What time do you think it is?

356. 1:16 AM.

357. I know, dumb-ass.

358. I need your help. It's serious.

359. What do you need me to do?

360. Do you remember Sakurajima-senpai?

361. Huh? Obviously.

362. Right. Of course you wouldn't—

363. Wait, you remember who she is? Sakurajima-senpai?

364. Of course I know who she is.

365. Is that all? I'm going to sleep.

366. Wait. Gimme Futaba's mobile number.

367. What time do you think it is?

368. 1:19 AM.

369. It's 1:21. Your clock's behind.

370. I see.

371. So that's what the Puberty Syndrome talk the other day was about.

372. I need you to figure out why this is happening and how to solve it.

373. Do you realize how absurd you're being?

374. I'm desperate.

375. Kunimi once told me

376. that the great thing about you is that you know how to say "thanks,"sorry," and "help me."

377. Coming to school tomorrow?

378. Probably not in the morning. Why?

379. I just thought the cause might lie there.

380. The other students could see Sakurajima-senpai, after all.

381. I see.

382. I'll think about it some more, but don't get your hopes up.

383. Thank you.

384. I'll see you at school tomorrow, though I might only get there by afternoon.

385. Sorry to disturb you so late.

386. Damn, she's done with the shower already!

387. What do I do about underwear?

388. I don't mind wearing the same clothes, but not the underwear.

389. It's a strange feeling.

390. Being in an unfamiliar town like this.

391. Haven't you been to all kinds of places for work?

392. That was just me being taken there by others.

393. Oh, I get what you mean.

394. But the strangest feeling is that it's a younger boy walking by my side.

395. I never thought I'd come to a faraway town with "the" Sakurajima Mai, either.

396. I hope you feel honored.

397. I'll remember this for the rest of my life.

398. I'll never forget it.

399. And what if you do?

400. I'll eat Pocky through my nose.

401. This is cramped.

402. What, you want me to get out?

403. Talk about something fun.

404. You're asking a lot of me here.

405. Are you having fun putting me on the spot?

406. Hey, you enjoy having me mess with you too.

407. There isn't a guy out there who wouldn't enjoy being bullied by such a hot older girl.

408. Is that a compliment?

409. A shower of praise.

410. Huh...

411. Hey, want to kiss?

412. Mai-san, are you feeling sexually frustrated?

413. Dumbass.

414. Let's just sleep. Good night.

415. Hey, Sakuta.

416. What happened to sleeping?

417. What will you do if I start shaking and crying, saying I don't want to fade away?

418. Maybe I'll hug you from behind and whisper into your ear that it'll be all right.

419. I'm definitely not saying it, then.

420. Huh? Not happy with that?

421. I mean, you'll probably take the chance to feel me up.

422. Anyway, I've decided to go back to showbiz. This is no time to be disappearing.

423. Right.

424. I want to be in TV shows and movies again. And theater plays too.

425. And now that I've come to know a cheeky younger boy,

426. I've finally started looking forward to school.

427. I'll never forget you.

428. Can you ever say never?

429. So we can kiss anytime. It doesn't even have to be me.

430. I'm sure you can do anything you want with ease.

431. I suppose.

432. That was your one and only chance to take my first kiss.

433. You know, I would've done it if you'd mentioned that at the time.

434. It's too late now.

435. Thank you.

436. Thank you for not giving up on me.

437. katarenai nemurenai traumerei

438. I can't talk about it or sleep, so I daydream

439. anata no miteru shoutai

440. These are my true colors, as you see

441. dare mo yomenai karte

442. Nobody can read my medical chart

443. fukashigi shiritai dake

444. So puzzling, I just want to know what it means

445. kyou mo hitorigoto

446. I mumble to myself again today

447. nani mo muri wo shinai de

448. Feeling too lazy to push myself

449. aisaretai

450. I want to be loved for free

451. uyamuya sayonara karui memai

452. Left dizzy with things still up in the air as we say goodbye

453. anata no inai genshoukai

454. I enter a world without you by my side

455. dare mo yomenai karte

456. Nobody can read my medical chart

457. jiishiki afuredashite

458. So self-conscious, what's wrong with me?

459. That's my Sakuta.

460. Next Episode #3 A World without You Alone

461. A total pig.