1. He is Ranma of the Saotome School
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2. She is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
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3. The two of them are now engaged
due to their parents' decision.
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4. Don't decide who I'll marry.
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5. It's irritating.
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6. And Ranma has a problem.
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7. What the hell are you doing?
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8. He transforms into a girl
when he's splashed with water.
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9. RANMA1/2
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10. - Charlotte Cup?
- What's this about?
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11. I'LL NEVER LET GO
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12. - Mikado's competing.
- I've got to go cheer him on.
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13. What's this Charlotte Cup?
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14. What a joke.
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15. I have to somehow pair up
with Akane in today's match
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16. and win!
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17. There you are, "Charlotte."
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18. Together, Akane and I are unbeatable.
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19. You just sit back and enjoy the show.
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20. BOYS' DRESSING ROOM
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21. I'm flawless, as always.
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22. Yo, chronic horndog.
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23. That's Mikado Sanzenin to you!
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24. Are your wounds all better?
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25. I admit, I underestimated you
the other day.
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26. But today is an official match.
It's different.
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27. Your skating partner… Akane Tendo, was it?
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28. I haven't given her a proper greeting yet.
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29. Greeting?
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30. I declare.
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31. During today's match, I will
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32. steal Akane Tendo's lips,
no matter what it takes!
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33. What the hell?
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34. You philanderer, do you only think about
those kinds of things?
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35. My head is full of those sorts of things!
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36. What a formidable guy.
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37. Someone's talking about me.
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38. Anxiety and excitement abound
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39. inside the Kolkhoz High School
skating rink.
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40. Many students have gathered to witness
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41. the apocalypse
that's about to unfold today.
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42. The fated match between Kolkhoz
High School and Furinkan High School
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43. for the Charlotte Cup will begin shortly.
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44. This is the battle on ice.
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45. In 1242, Alexander Nevsky led his army
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46. and defeated the Livonian army
on the frozen lake.
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47. Will it be Furinkan or Kolkhoz
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48. who will seize the victory
to become the Alexander Nevsky of our day?
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49. As always, the commentary
is brought to you by yours truly,
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50. Ichiro of the Furinkan Broadcast Club.
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51. The stadium is briefly engulfed
by the dark as both teams enter the rink.
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52. First up is
the golden pair of Martial Skating.
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53. Azusa Shiratori and Mikado Sanzenin
make their grand entrance!
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54. Mikado, my darling!
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55. Azusa!
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56. Talk about a showy entrance.
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57. Tell me 'bout it.
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58. Try to stay away from Mikado, okay?
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59. What are you saying?
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60. I can't attack unless I get near him.
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61. I know, but still…
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62. All right, it's our time to shine.
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63. All right, we'll give 'em
a show of our own!
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64. Let's go blow their minds!
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65. Ranma!
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66. What's this?
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67. Akane Tendo and Ranma Saotome
also make their mind-blowing entrance!
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68. Stop, please! No more!
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69. Enough already!
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70. This seals the deal.
Charlotte will be mine.
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71. I won't give you P-chan. Never!
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72. The match begins.
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73. It's the battle to claim the pet piggy.
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74. It's an all-or-nothing knockout,
infinite duration, winner-takes-all match.
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75. - Preemptive strike, let's go!
- Yeah.
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76. Both pairs are off to smooth skating.
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77. The Furinkan pair launches
a death spiral, then a piercing kick!
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78. What?
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79. You're absolutely gorgeous today.
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80. Watch out! Is Mikado kicking off
with his special move, the Kiss Attack?
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81. Not on my watch!
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82. Ranma, above you!
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83. Watch out! A diving knee drop!
It's a direct hit!
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84. Ranma!
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85. No one can stop us now.
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86. She rejected my kiss. What a shy girl.
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87. She's absolutely repulsed by you.
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88. Get it together. Hey.
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89. The more she pushes me away,
the more it fuels my fire.
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90. I'll steal your lips, you'll see!
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91. Get out of the way, Akane.
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92. Furinkan pair's throw jump.
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93. It's a fake. He went straight for a punch!
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94. Fence!
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95. I can see that!
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96. Stop!
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97. I can't!
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98. A perfectly-executed backflip!
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99. San-chan, does it hurt right here?
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100. Or is it here?
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101. - Does it hurt? Does it?
- Stop punching
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102. right where it hurts, stupid girl!
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103. Hey, I'm just worried about you.
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104. How dare you bring me,
Mikado Sanzenin, down on my knee.
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105. Try to pull something on Akane again, and
next time, it's gonna be more than a knee.
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106. Really now? What will you do?
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107. I'll throw you into a casket.
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108. Akane is my fiancée, you hear me?
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109. Mess with her, and you're dead!
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110. Did he really mean it?
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111. Fiancée, huh?
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112. What a fragile bond.
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113. I'll do everything I can
to end your relationship.
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114. We, the golden pair of Martial Skating,
are also called…
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115. The Matchbreaker on Ice!
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116. That's right.
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117. The pair Mikado Sanzenin
and Azusa Shiratori's ultimate technique
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118. is the Couple Crusher!
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119. Not once have we failed…
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120. …to break a couple apart!
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121. Quit yapping. Let's go!
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122. Okay.
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123. Focus, focus.
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124. What are you doing to him?
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125. I caught you off guard.
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126. There it is!
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127. This is the feared Couple Crusher,
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128. The Good-Bye Whirl!
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129. Let go of her hands,
and I'll stop spinning.
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130. What? That's ridiculous!
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131. Let me go, Ranma.
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132. Idiot, you'll slam into the ice.
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133. Betray your partner and let go.
It's the only way to save yourself.
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134. I'm fine. Just let go!
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135. How can I, after what he said?
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136. The deeper the trust in each other,
the bigger the shock when you're let go.
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137. Every pair that is put through
The Good-Bye Whirl
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138. inevitably has a fall out!
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139. Don't believe a word he says.
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140. I'm telling you, I'll be fine.
Just let me go.
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141. No, stupid!
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142. I can't leave a slowpoke like you
to fend for yourself!
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143. Hey, what did you just say?
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144. I'm getting tired.
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145. I can't keep this up!
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146. He…
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147. He endured the whole attack
without letting go!
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148. The Good-Bye Whirl was defeated!
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149. But he must be seriously injured.
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150. Can Ranma Saotome get back on his feet?
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151. Dummy! Show-off!
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152. You didn't have to go this far.
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153. Ranma?
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154. Hey, Ranma.
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155. Every bone in his body must be fractured.
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156. Only a monster would survive.
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157. He did it for me…
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158. Ranma, you idiot!
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159. Hey, you.
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160. How about a "thank you" or even "sorry"?
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161. You tricked me.
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162. Who are you calling an idiot?
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163. I was worried. What's wrong with you?
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164. I'd never be taken down
by a measly attack like that.
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165. It stings…
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166. He stood back up.
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167. The battle's just getting started.
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168. The match resumes. The Charlotte Cup
to claim ownership over the pet pig.
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169. Who will be crowned the winner?
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170. The piggy's gone.
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171. What?
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172. Charlotte?
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173. At last, my moment has come.
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174. Like always, you are tough as nails.
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175. You bet I am.
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176. We're just warming up, Mikado.
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177. Wait. You can't continue to fight
with a body like that.
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178. Don't butt in.
I'm gonna beat that lecher to a pulp.
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179. As for me,
I can't have you forfeit just yet.
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180. Not until I steal Akane Tendo's lips
like I declared, that is!
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181. Charlotte is missing!
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182. What was that for, stupid girl?
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183. Go find my Charlotte!
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184. Let's get 'em, Akane.
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185. Hey, I said wait.
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186. Yo, what the hell was that for?
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187. Don't overdo it.
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188. Please.
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189. What?
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190. A blackout?
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191. Someone cut the power!
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192. Go spectate
the rest of the match as a girl.
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193. Come on, Akane, pair up with me.
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194. You bastard, we were having a moment.
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195. What happened?
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196. Now what is this? The Furinkan High
skaters have swapped out!
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197. Why are you on the rink?
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198. You dragged me out here, idiot!
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199. - You!
- Take this!
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200. That pigtailed girl…
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201. She's the one that
gracefully accepted my kiss.
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202. Wow, Mikado was my very first kiss.
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203. I'm so happy!
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204. Wait, you…
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205. Stop blabbering nonsense.
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206. I'm so happy to see you again.
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207. Right, right.
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208. Let's pick up where we left off, yeah?
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209. - Hold it.
- Why did you hit me?
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210. Say, Ranma.
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211. You're battered from head to toe.
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212. Leave the match to me and Akane.
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213. You go sit and watch.
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214. Hey!
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215. This pair is unacceptable!
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216. The audience erupts in an uproar!
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217. Are they protesting the change of pairs?
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218. No one cares about that!
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219. The girl's costume
isn't sexy in the tiniest bit!
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220. - You suck.
- You suck.
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221. Leave it to us.
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222. What's this? Kolkhoz High School
Stylist Club jumps into the fight!
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223. Come on. Step inside.
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224. You get a makeover too.
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225. - Now, that's gorgeous!
- What's going on?
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226. No, this one suits her better.
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227. Now that the pair's had a makeover,
we're ready to resume the match.
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228. Wait a hot second.
Akane and I were going to—
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229. Get over it.
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230. Besides, I hope you learned how to skate.
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231. You buffoon,
you think I had the time to practice?
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232. - What?
- Relax.
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233. I can at least stand and walk on the ice.
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234. Forgive me, Akane.
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235. It looks like I couldn't kiss you
during the match.
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236. What are you talking about?
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237. To make up for it, I'll take you
on a date after the match.
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238. Come on, Akane. Pair up with me.
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239. Right.
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240. Charlotte!
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241. You are Charlotte, aren't you?
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242. What?
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243. That collar was my gift to Charlotte.
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244. Have you lost your mind?
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245. - Listen, my name is—
- P-chan.
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246. Who you callin' P-chan?
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247. I knew it. You're still hurt from before.
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248. Stay down and rest.
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249. Wait up.
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250. I want you to stay put.
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251. No! You're the one who needs to rest.
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252. I'm tellin' you, I'll be fine.
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253. But you're not fine at all!
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254. I said I'm fine!
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255. Why are you so stubborn?
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256. Look who's talking.
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257. You really aren't cute.
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258. I'm worried about you.
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259. I hate you!
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260. Let's go, Ryoga.
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261. Ranma.
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262. Ryoga and I will take him down.
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263. Will that do, Ryoga?
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264. Guess I've got no choice.
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265. You heard us. We're swapping skaters.
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266. I don't want any complaints.
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267. Complaints? No way.
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268. You want another kiss from me that badly.
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269. I understand.
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270. I accept this challenge.
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271. I've no idea what he's onto,
but let's go, Ryoga.
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272. Let's go.
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273. His pain must be unbearable.
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274. Ranma, you dummy.
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275. What the hell was that?
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276. I told you, I can't skate!
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277. A one-two.
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278. Hup ho.
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279. Hey, you, let go!
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280. You hate to see it!
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281. That's another go
at the ultimate Couple Crusher,
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282. The Good-Bye Whirl!
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283. Hurry up and let go, you bastard!
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284. Like hell I will!
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285. I felt that one!
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286. The Good-Bye Whirl,
what a dreadful attack!
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287. Yet another trusting couple
has been torn apart!
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288. They didn't get along from the start.
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289. The Good-Bye Whirl's finishing blow
is just about to begin.
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290. Take this!
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291. That was a close call.
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292. The man you trusted betrayed you.
What a pitiful girl.
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293. But don't be sad.
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294. Starting today, I'm your boyfriend.
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295. Mikado, my darling!
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296. Stop dreaming.
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297. Come on, Ryoga. Get up already.
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298. If only this wasn't here…
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299. If only we weren't fighting on this rink…
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300. I could win!
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301. Icy!
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302. - Water?
- That's right.
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303. This rink was specially built
by freezing a swimming pool.
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304. Why didn't you tell us earlier?
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305. The rink is collapsing into drifting ice!
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306. What a fool.
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307. So, Ryoga, what will it be?
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308. I'm already in my girl body,
so this doesn't bother me.
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309. If I turn into a pig
in front of Akane's eyes…
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310. Ryoga, you're P-chan?
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311. This is awful. You've tricked me.
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312. No! I never meant to deceive you.
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313. You pretended to be a pig
so that you can sneak into my bed.
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314. You're the worst.
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315. Don't you ever come close to me again.
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316. You big perv!
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317. This isn't what I want!
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318. Shut up!
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319. We've no choice but to do this.
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320. Show 'em what you've got, for Akane!
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321. You're right.
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322. Yeah, I'll show them.
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323. Oh, no complaints here.
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324. I'm flattered to find out just how far
your desire to kiss me will carry you.
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325. It's no problem at all.
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326. We accept your challenge.
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327. Can't say I get what's goin' on,
but let's go, Ryoga.
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328. Yeah!
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329. He must be in excruciating pain.
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330. Stupid Ranma.
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331. Whoa!
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332. What the hell are you doing, idiot?
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333. I already told you,
I don't know how to skate!
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334. - All right.
- Hmm?
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335. Wait! Oh, no, let go of me!
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336. Oh, this is starting off hot.
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337. They're using the signature
Couple Crusher again.
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338. Look at that Farewell Merry-go-Round!
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339. Would you let go of my damn hand,
you doofus.
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340. I'm not letting you go!
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341. That really hurt.
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342. There's nothing more heartbreaking
than this Merry-go-Round.
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343. We're witnessing a deep fracture
in the sacred trust
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344. between lovers in real time!
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345. I don't know. I thought
they kinda hated each other.
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346. Ha! Time to finish
this Farewell Merry-go-Round
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347. with a flourish!
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348. Hmph.
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349. Whee!
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350. What a close call that was.
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351. I pity a poor girl like you.
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352. To be betrayed by someone you believed in…
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353. But you'll soon feel better.
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354. Because after today,
I'm officially your man.
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355. Oh! Sexy Sanzenin!
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356. Stop daydreaming, you creep.
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357. Get your ass up, Ryoga.
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358. Why did this have to be on the ice?
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359. If we didn't have to face off
in this rink, then we would win!
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360. - Ah, that's cold!
- Water?
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361. - Oh, I almost forgot…
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362. This rink was put together
by freezing the top of a swimming pool.
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363. Why didn't you tell us earlier?
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364. The rink has broken apart!
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365. Massive pieces of ice are now drifting
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366. What a fool.
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367. What do we do now, Ryoga?
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368. Right now I'm a girl,
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369. I can't fall in the water.
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370. What if I turn into a pig
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371. Wait, so Ryoga is P-chan?
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372. You lie? How could you do this?
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373. But I… I never meant to lie.
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374. You snuck into my bed.
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375. Is that why you wanted to hide it from me
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376. You're gross!
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377. I don't want you to come near me
ever again. Do you hear me?
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378. You stupid perv!
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379. This isn't what I wanted!
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380. It wasn't supposed to be
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381. Shut up!
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382. Unpack your baggage later.
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383. You want to let Akane see you like this?
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384. Hmm.
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385. Right.
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386. Let's do what we can to finish this.
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387. - Aw.
- Hmm.
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388. Huh? Hmm.
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