Ranma1/2 1x8

Directed by Nobuyoshi Arai

Kikuko Inoue as Kasumi Tendo (voice) • Kenichi Ogata as Narrator (voice) • Misako Tomioka as Noriko (voice) • Shou Okumura as Shingo (voice) • Youhei Hamada as Kiichi (voice)

P-chan goes missing and shows up in the arms of a famous martial skater, who refuses to return him. Enraged, Akane challenges Azusa to a battle.

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1. - He is Ranma… - Hi.

2. …of the Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts.

3. - She is Akane of the Tendo Dojo. - Wait, what? Me?

4. The two of them are now engaged due to their parents' decision.

5. - Don't decide who I'll marry. - Don't decide who I'll marry.

6. And Ranma has a problem.

7. He transforms into a girl when he's splashed with water.

8. RANMA1/2

9. There!

10. Akane, let's go rest and eat something warm.

11. Okay.

12. Skating Club?

13. Yeah, come join us. You'd be competing right away.

14. I don't know.

15. The others want me to stand in for them too.

16. Oh, no. I left P-chan behind on the ice.

17. P-chan?

18. Is it her black pet piglet?

19. Charlotte.

20. Charlotte, won't you come home with me?

21. Charlotte.

22. You are so cute.

23. So, what do you mean

24. something's between me and her?

25. Cut the act, Ranma.

26. Don't tell us you have nothing to do with her.

27. She called herself Ranma Saotome.

28. Her pigtail is just like yours.

29. And she's a crazy good fighter.

30. I bet she's your twin or cousin.

31. - Introduce her to us! - Introduce her to us!

32. Beats me.

33. This is stupid.

34. - Are you running? - Are you running?

35. How could you, after you took Akane's innocence?

36. What are you insinuating?

37. Please! At least pass her over to us.

38. You get to hog all the fun!

39. Idiots!

40. Who wants to date a plain Jane like Akane anyway—

41. - Ranma! - What?

42. What is it? You wanna fight?

43. Hey, there's no need to cry.

44. You might be a plain Jane, but…

45. Help me find P-chan!

46. …I don't mind…

47. Say what?

48. P-chan went missing on the skating rink.

49. Someone took him! There were witnesses too.

50. Hey there. Welcome in.

51. I'd like to help, but…

52. Describe this kidnapped pig for me.

53. This is no time for jokes!

54. What's that I see over there?

55. P-chan!

56. Oh, dear. What do you want from us?

57. This piggy's name is Charlotte.

58. Say what? P-chan is my little piggy.

59. No, I said it's Charlotte. Charlotte!

60. - Oh, no! Give it back! - Welcome in.

61. Give it back!

62. Is it yours?

63. Yes.

64. Stop!

65. I'm sorry about my partner.

66. He's handsome.

67. Don't worry. Thank you.

68. - She likes to collect cute things. - Give back my Charlotte.

69. - Once she finds one… - Give it back.

70. - …she takes it home on the spot. - Give it back!

71. Isn't that a crime?

72. Give it back!

73. Enough already, you stupid girl!

74. I challenge you to a battle.

75. Are you picking a fight with me?

76. Nothing that barbaric.

77. We'll compete in pairs skating.

78. Skating?

79. If I win, you'll return Charlotte to me, understood?

80. I remember you.

81. I knew I recognized these two.

82. They are the golden pair of Kolkhoz High School's Freestyle Skating.

83. I'm Azusa Shiratori.

84. I'm Mikado Sanzenin.

85. Come on. Place your order already.

86. Akane, don't even think about skating against these two.

87. They are the ultimate high school athletes.

88. And your point is?

89. If you wish to bow out, now's your chance.

90. As if, you shameless kidnapper.

91. Charlotte, I'll be waiting with your room ready.

92. Rest easy, P-chan. I won't lose to them.

93. This is ridiculous.

94. Hey, I'm sorry my partner is causing you all this trouble.

95. This may not make it up to you, but…

96. Ranma.

97. I accept this fish cake as a challenge letter from you.

98. The match will be in a week.

99. The location will be Kolkhoz High School.

100. This challenge letter is cute!

101. - François! - We will compete in pairs skating, okay?

102. Suit yourself.

103. François!

104. You ruined the tension in the room, stupid girl!

105. It's mine now.

106. Are you orderin' or what?

107. - Why are you always… - Let's get going.

108. - …so like this? - François.

109. Just so we're clear,

110. it's not that I got jealous or anything.

111. I can't let a womanizer like him go unchecked.

112. I didn't need your help.

113. Listen, you.

114. I went out of my way to help you, and…

115. Is he your type, or…

116. Dummy.

117. If your fish cake was a split second late,

118. I would have split his jaw open.

119. You really aren't cute.

120. Maybe I would be if I accidentally fell in love.

121. You guys are gonna battle for P-chan through pairs skating?

122. And you two are pairing up?

123. I thought pairs had to be in sync with each other.

124. Akane and Ranma get along well.

125. Do we look like we do?

126. As for me, I don't give two cents what happens to the pig.

127. I want to skate too!

128. Akane, let me be your skating partner.

129. How do you know about the skating, Charlotte?

130. Don't call me Charlotte!

131. I'm the one who's got a bone to pick with those guys.

132. Then we'll have our own skating match to decide!

133. - Bring it. - Bring it.

134. Hey, you two, let's start with learning how to stand on the ice.

135. Come on. Raise your butt.

136. Button it!

137. Why did you take on a skating challenge when you can't even skate?

138. I had no other choice.

139. Get it together. Aren't you a man?

140. Right now, I'm a girl.

141. You even splashed yourself with cold water to turn into a girl.

142. A guy who can't skate is lame.

143. It's just as lame if you're a girl.

144. Where's P-chan?

145. Will you excuse me?

146. Azusa Shiratori.

147. You did it on purpose.

148. Don't you have more pressing matters? Look at your friend.

149. Someone stop me! Help!

150. Hey, you. Are you okay?

151. Mikado Sanzenin.

152. Have we met before?

153. Strange.

154. I would never forget a cutie like you once I meet one.

155. Smash.

156. You may pick up girls at your leisure later.

157. It's time for the 100-man spar.

158. One hundred-man spar? Is this really skating training?

159. You two, stay out of the way.

160. It's not safe, and I don't want you to get hurt.

161. - Begin. - Begin.

162. One hundred-man spar, start!

163. That hurt.

164. This is…

165. Nine seconds on the dot.

166. Just as expected from the golden pair of Freestyle Skating Martial Team.

167. Martial Team?

168. That means the upcoming match is martial skating!

169. I can win. I can win anything if "martial" is in the name.

170. Sure you will. Now you only need to learn how to skate.

171. Oh, my gosh. It's a piggy!

172. - It's so cute. - Wait up.

173. Let me hold you.

174. P-chan?

175. Charlotte!

176. Akane!

177. P-chan.

178. Here's a little gift from me.

179. How cute!

180. Come on. You're cruel.

181. Why would you collar him?

182. What now?

183. I'll take it off right now.

184. That won't work.

185. I've put a lock on it.

186. If you want the collar to come off, you'd better win the match.

187. Golden pair or whatever you are,

188. - you've got nothing on me and Ranma— - Akane, you heartless jerk!

189. I'm gonna fall! Any second now!

190. Come help—

191. I'll teach you how to skate.

192. No, thanks. Let me go.

193. Oh, yeah? Now that's a shame.

194. Then will you

195. at least repay me for helping you earlier?

196. Wait, you…

197. Ranma…

198. She started bawling.

199. How pure and innocent.

200. Your kiss would make anyone cry.

201. That bastard. How could he?

202. In front of Akane, of all people!

203. He'll pay for this!

204. It took just one kiss for her to cry tears of joy.

205. Oh, boy. I'm a sinner.

206. Mikado!

207. Fight me right this instance!

208. I'll wipe you off the face of the earth!

209. Ranma.

210. What's with you, coming at me out of the blue like this?

211. I've never been so enraged!

212. I don't know why you're so riled up,

213. but damaging the sacred skating rink is a crime worthy of death.

214. Bring it on.

215. The shame I've had to swallow…

216. I'll make you pay a hundredfold!

217. He dove headfirst into the ice.

218. What a fool.

219. He brought about his own demise.

220. I didn't wish to use this technique against an amateur.

221. His stance… It's gotta be

222. his killer technique, Dance of Death!

223. Dance of Death?

224. No one has ever escaped his spin before.

225. The fighters are at Mikado's mercy as they suffer in agony,

226. writhing as if they are dancing!

227. Behold, the Dance of Death!

228. He's finished.

229. Ranma, can you stand?

230. This guy…

231. He's still moving, even though he took the full blunt of Mikado's technique!

232. It's a draw then.

233. No. Ranma won.

234. What?

235. Oh, my. He's passed out.

236. What?

237. There. Let's doodle!

238. I want to draw too.

239. Me too.

240. Yeah!

241. You really are pathetic.

242. Did it take 518 hits to best him?

243. Shut up.

244. After what he did to me, I wasn't gonna let him go down easy.

245. Someone's in a bad mood.

246. What happened to you?

247. Nothing.

248. I can't bear to watch you, Ranma.

249. Ryoga.

250. I would've never let something that ridiculous happen to me.

251. Zip it.

252. - If I weren't wearing skating shoes, I— - Wouldn't have been kissed?

253. Oh, really? So someone kissed Ranma?

254. Who was it? Tell me.

255. Well, at least he was a good-looking boy.

256. - You… - Boy?

257. That's nothing to get worked up about.

258. Though, it'd be a shame if it was your first kiss.

259. But that can't possibly be the case. Right, Ranma?

260. Damn it, they're all making fun of me.

261. No one cares about how I feel.

262. You left your back unguarded. You're wide open.

263. How long will you keep fussing?

264. If you think it's funny, go ahead and laugh.

265. What's so funny?

266. Was it really your first kiss?

267. That's none of your business.

268. Yep, it's got nothing to do with me.

269. To begin with…

270. Ouch.

271. …how can you let him steal a kiss that easily?

272. Someone needs more training.

273. For someone who likes to talk big, you tend to drop your guard.

274. You're one to talk.

275. Don't get me wrong.

276. I wasn't trying to kiss you just now.

277. I know.

278. You are too much of a wuss to even try.

279. I'll kiss you! Don't think I won't!

280. That's hilarious. Try me!

281. Okay then.

282. Close your eyes.

283. You know, maybe we should…

284. do it with someone we actually like.

285. Okay, guess that excludes me.

286. That's not what I said.

287. If you aren't against it, I…

288. Will you kiss her or not? Make up your mind. I don't have all day!

289. What a reserved boy.

290. What…

291. Damn you, Ranma Saotome.

292. The day we battle is the day you die.

293. He deserved a heck of a lot worse than that

294. after he went and slobbered all over my face.

295. Is it just me or are you kinda acting fussy?

296. So, what exactly did he do to you?

297. Nothing. He did nothing.

298. You were looking real lame out there, Ranma.

299. Oh, Ryoga.

300. I never would've gotten myself into a situation like that to begin with.

301. Yeah, well, if I hadn't been wearing those skates, it would've been a lot easier—

302. You think you could've somehow avoided the kiss?

303. Ah, got it. So someone tried to kiss Ranma earlier today?

304. Who were you macking on?

305. Well, I guess the one positive thing you can take from this

306. is that it came from a very sexy man.

307. It was a man?

308. There's no reason for you to be ashamed about that.

309. I guess it'd be a little tragic if it was a first kiss or something.

310. Oh, no, I'm sure there's no way that could be the case, right, Ranma?

311. Damn it. Why does everybody think it's okay to make fun of me?

312. No one understands how I feel.

313. Your back is wide open. Why's your guard down?

314. You're not still sulking, are you?

315. Just laugh at me if you think it's so funny.

316. Oh, come on, it's not that funny.

317. Wait. That wasn't actually your first kiss, was it?

318. Hmm?

319. No, and it's none of your business.

320. You're right. I'll stop being so nosy then.

321. You know what I was thinking though?

322. Ow.

323. You probably haven't trained hard enough

324. if that guy was able to plant a big, old smooch on you like that.

325. You're always going around talking a big game,

326. but then you tend to let your guard down.

327. Looks like you've got no room to talk.

328. Uh…

329. Uh…

330. Uh, wait, don't get the wrong idea.

331. I wasn't going to swoop in and kiss you like that guy or anything.

332. Yeah, okay. I know that.

333. You don't have the guts to do something like that anyway.

334. Well, if you keep talking like that, I'm gonna do it!

335. I'd be very interested to see if you actually can.

336. Fine. Here I go.

337. But you gotta close your eyes.

338. Hmm? Hmm.

339. Hmm.

340. I mean, uh, I don't know…

341. Should we do this?

342. I-Is it a good idea?

343. It'd be better to do this with someone you like.

344. Wouldn't it?

345. Oh, yeah. I must not be good enough for you.

346. - You know that's not what I was saying! - Hmm?

347. 'Cause I… I don't wanna do it if it's a big deal.

348. You know?

349. Uh-huh.

350. Hmm?

351. Hurry up and decide if you're gonna do this already.

352. Some of us have stuff to get done!

353. They're late bloomers.

354. Damn you, Ranma Saotome.

355. The day we face off will be the last one you ever live through!