Ranma1/2 1x11

Directed by Kiou Igarashi

Kikuko Inoue as Kasumi Tendo (voice) • Akio Otsuka as Soun Tendo (voice) • Ayaka Kamimoto as Tomoyo (voice) • Shou Okumura as Shingo (voice) • Youhei Hamada as Kiichi (voice)

Ranma learns that defeating a Chinese Amazon has messy consequences. P-chan gets served up for dinner, triggering a fight between Shampoo and Akane.

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1. Shampoo!

2. Ranma, I'll kill you.

3. The Chinese Amazons take extreme pride in themselves.

4. Losing to an outsider is a dishonor worse than death.

5. The Kiss of Death is

6. a deadly pledge to chase you to the depths of hell

7. and kill you!

8. Don't make trouble in someone's house!

9. Oh, dear.

10. Poor girl.

11. Looks like she lost again.

12. You didn't lose. That was an accident! Pure luck!

13. Booyah!

14. Just accept her Kiss of Death.

15. What?

16. RANMA1/2

17. What's all this commotion about?

18. Dad!

19. I'm not quite following what's going on,

20. but Ranma's girlfriend came all the way from China to reclaim their relationship.

21. Girlfriend?

22. Don't make stuff up in a panic!

23. It doesn't stray too far from the truth though, does it?

24. Today is my first interaction with her as a guy!

25. Even so, you two seem awfully intimate.

26. You and that Shampoo.

27. Aiyaa.

28. Akane, you…

29. What?

30. Suit yourself.

31. If that's how you guys see me…

32. Ranma.

33. It's the only way we can see you.

34. YEP

35. Please consider our engagement dissolved!

36. Akane!

37. Hey, Shampoo. You!

38. - Anyhow… - Get off of me!

39. You have some explaining to do, Ranma.

40. Like I keep saying,

41. - I have no clue… - Poke, poke.

42. Look.

43. Let's see here. "Chinese Amazon Sutra"…

44. I can't believe it!

45. What's written in it?

46. You buffoon!

47. I can't read any Chinese!

48. Don't be so smug while your eyes are full of tears!

49. "The Laws of the Chinese Amazons."

50. Welcome back home, Nabiki.

51. "Should a female warrior be defeated by an outsider,

52. if she is bested by a woman,

53. she must give her the Kiss of Death

54. and kill her.

55. However, should she be defeated by a man,

56. she must join with him in marriage."

57. Oh, my.

58. That's a bunch of hogwash!

59. Do I look like the type to tell jokes to you?

60. Yes, you do!

61. To start, can you even read Chinese?

62. - Of course… - You can?

63. …I can't.

64. The Japanese translation is over here.

65. You're right.

66. I see!

67. Ranma, you stupid…

68. Stupid Ranma. Stupid!

69. Ranma, you stupid…

70. Stupid!

71. Stupid Ranma!

72. That hits the spot.

73. The engagement is something our parents decided on their own.

74. It's not like we liked each other or anything.

75. Akane is my fiancée, you hear me?

76. Mess with her, and you're dead!

77. Listen to me, Shampoo.

78. Nowadays, these old-fashioned laws, like killing a woman who defeats you

79. but marrying them if it's a guy,

80. they are total nonsense.

81. Laws?

82. In other words…

83. She totally came here uninvited.

84. Nabiki and Kasumi.

85. Why don't you go and make it up to Ranma, Akane?

86. To begin with, do you think Ranma even had the guts to get a girlfriend?

87. Do you understand, Shampoo?

88. Yep, you have no clue what I just said.

89. "Wo de ai ren." Let's see here.

90. That's "My husband."

91. So I'm saying I have no interest in dating you.

92. Like I said,

93. it's that, you and I, we're…

94. A marriage dictated by law is, you know,

95. it's just, like…

96. - "Wo ai ni." - …a bit obsolete, and…

97. - That's "I love you," Akane. - …it's not a good reason, you see?

98. This is aggravating.

99. So we ought to

100. get to know each other

101. a little better, right—

102. Oh, dear. Look at him all flustered.

103. This is fun to watch, Akane…

104. LISTEN TO YOURSELF, DOLT!

105. Husband!

106. She's only ever tried to kill me, so I never noticed it…

107. I love you.

108. …but Shampoo is pretty cute.

109. If only Akane was that straightforward with me.

110. Icy!

111. Ryoga, the hell was that for?

112. Watching Akane get jealous over you…

113. really, really hurts me!

114. You jerk, I couldn't care less about your feelings!

115. Ouch!

116. I hope Shampoo finds you as a girl and beats the hell out of you!

117. And I hope Akane finds you as a pig and makes a meal outta you!

118. Don't call me a pig!

119. That's right. You have a name, P-chan!

120. You're gonna get it now!

121. "Bleh" to you!

122. Serves you right.

123. To begin with, Akane's making herself jealous—

124. I'm not bothered. Not one teeny bit.

125. After all, we're no longer fiancées. Or anything, for that matter.

126. You see, that was—

127. Go get to know each other all you'd like!

128. Let's go, P-chan.

129. Miss Akane?

130. Ranma, I'll kill you.

131. Give me a minute!

132. I'll kill you!

133. Cut it out already.

134. I'll kill you!

135. Hey! I said wait!

136. Seriously, you're gonna kill me!

137. - Will you please stop? - I'll kill you!

138. I'll kill you!

139. I'll kill you!

140. Aiyaa!

141. As a man, he is pursued for love.

142. As a woman, he is pursued for his life.

143. They really need to learn about each other.

144. I'll kill you!

145. Stupid Ranma.

146. P-chan, where are you?

147. P-chan's gone missing again.

148. Akane, will you get Ranma out of bed?

149. Why me?

150. Why not?

151. You're still upset at Ranma and Shampoo.

152. Not even.

153. Akane.

154. You ought to be a little more honest about your feelings.

155. What's that?

156. I'm scared! I'm so scared!

157. Come on, Dad, pull yourself together.

158. There's no need to cry.

159. Ranma, how long will you sleep in?

160. Husband…

161. That's cold!

162. What was that for, Akane? You pickin' a fight first thing in the—

163. My husband.

164. Shampoo? Why are you here?

165. Girl Ranma!

166. I'll kill you!

167. What the hell is wrong with you?

168. I'll kill you!

169. Look. When did Shampoo get here?

170. I'll set the record straight.

171. Shampoo snuck in without my knowing.

172. I didn't ask you.

173. How naughty. So early in the day.

174. You really don't listen, do you?

175. You're the one who cuddles with the pig.

176. Why bring up P-chan now?

177. This is stupid. You're getting jealous of a pig.

178. As if anyone would ever get jealous over you.

179. Sorry, my hand slipped.

180. You really aren't cute!

181. Fine by me.

182. Akane.

183. I'll depart on a journey without saying goodbye.

184. To you, I can only be P-chan the pet pig.

185. She's heartbroken because of Ranma's unfaithfulness.

186. Now is your chance to steal her heart.

187. That's terrible!

188. Shut up!

189. Remember what Ranma has done to you.

190. Remember why you will only ever be a pet pig to Akane.

191. Now's your chance.

192. Don't listen to him!

193. If you stand around and do nothing, that Chinese girl might end up killing Ranma.

194. That's your real chance.

195. You're worse than me!

196. No need to get your hands dirty. Patience is a virtue, remember?

197. But…

198. Why delay? Take advantage of this opportunity.

199. No, it's still too early.

200. But!

201. I'm sorry, Ryoga.

202. But even still, I love Ranma.

203. Imagine if that were to happen.

204. My heart of glass will shatter to pieces.

205. my oh-too-fragile heart would shatter into tiny pieces.

206. Farewell, Akane.

207. Farewell, Akane.

208. There.

209. Come over here.

210. Over here.

211. Hmm.

212. I thought we'd never make it to lunch.

213. It's lunchtime.

214. I'm so hungry.

215. I'm starved.

216. - Huh? - That can't be good.

217. What's that sound?

218. What in the…

219. - Oh, no. - It's coming nearer.

220. - Does it sound like it's getting closer? - Hmm?

221. Hmm?

222. Boy Ranma.

223. Hello, male Ranma.

224. Shampoo, are you serious right now?

225. Give me a break, Shampoo.

226. What do you want from me?

227. What the hell do you want?

228. I made you a bento box.

229. It's a bento made with love.

230. - Hmm? - Hmm?

231. P-chan!

232. P-chan!

233. Huh?

234. What are you doing?

235. What do you think you're doing?

236. - Um, uh… - Say "ah."

237. Open your mouth.

238. Hey, hey.

239. Come on, hey!

240. Wake up, hey!

241. Ow!

242. Ouch!

243. I'm so glad you're okay, P-chan!

244. Oh, you're okay, P-chan.

245. Huh?

246. No.

247. The Kiss of Death.

248. The Kiss of Death?

249. This will be fun.

250. So it's like that.

251. I won't back down. I accept your challenge.

252. All right, I accept your challenge.

253. Come on, now. Your pet pig is alive, and—

254. Hey, now, the pig is alive so why don't we all just calm down?

255. Shut up!

256. No more!

257. After everything she's done to me, I'm gonna settle this.

258. After everything she's done, I'll settle this once and for all.

259. A slowpoke like you

260. Doesn't anything get through to that thick head of yours?

261. doesn't stand a chance against Shampoo!

262. You don't stand a chance at beating Shampoo—

263. Who are you calling a slowpoke?

264. You're the one with a thick head.

265. - Watch out! - What?

266. - Watch out! - What?

267. Stay safe right here for me, P-chan.

268. 'Kay, P-chan. You should be safe here.

269. It's okay, don't worry.

270. I'm gonna be fine. Don't worry about me.

271. The Kiss of Death.

272. The Kiss of Death.

273. I'll hunt you down to the depths of hell,

274. I'll chase you to the depths of hell and kill you.

275. and kill you.

276. Don't worry.

277. Oh, don't worry.

278. I won't run or hide.

279. 'Cause I'm not going anywhere.

280. I'm putting an end to this here.

281. I'll settle this right here and now.

282. Hey! Hey! You all right?

283. Hey! Get ahold of yourself.

284. Oh, man.

285. Crap, that hit him hard.

286. Guess the ball must have popped him pretty good.

287. Akane!

288. Akane!

289. She already left.

290. She already went through there.

291. Say what?

292. What the hell?

293. Akane.

294. Akane.

295. Akane!

296. Akane!

297. Akane.

298. Akane.

299. Akane!

300. Akane!

301. Akane.

302. Akane.

303. Akane!

304. Akane!

305. Akane! Akane! Akane!

306. Akane!

307. Whoa.

308. Akane!

309. Akane!

310. Ryoga.

311. Ryoga.

312. Akane!

313. Akane!

314. Akane.

315. Hey.

316. Hey, come on, wake up!

317. Come on, wake up!

318. Akane!

319. Akane!

320. Akane!

321. Akane!

322. Huh?

323. What happened?

324. Idiot!

325. You're up? You idiot!

326. This is why I tried to stop you.

327. That's why I told you not to do it.

328. Hmm?

329. Ak-kane?

330. Akane?

331. Who are you?

332. Do I know you?

333. What?

334. Hmm?