1. Good evening, good evening,
good evening, good eveningCopy !req
2. and welcome to QI for another
reckless poke of the screwdriverCopy !req
3. into the fuse box of the unknown.Copy !req
4. Joining me in the cupboard
under the stairs tonightCopy !req
5. are the slightly shocking
Sean Lock... Thank you.Copy !req
6. The very current Rich Hall.Copy !req
7. The positively electro-magnetic
Jo Brand!Copy !req
8. And the wiry young shaver socket,
Alan Davies.Copy !req
9. Tonight, we cast an eclectic light
on the subject of electricity.Copy !req
10. Let's complete the circuit.
Sean goes...Copy !req
11. Jo goes...Copy !req
12. Rich goes...Copy !req
13. And Alan goes...Copy !req
14. Good old Alan.Copy !req
15. Thank you, Alan.Copy !req
16. Now, don't forget,
each edition in the E-seriesCopy !req
17. encloses an elephant.Copy !req
18. The first to spot it
by waving your elephant cardCopy !req
19. will win our generous
"Elephant in the room" bonus.Copy !req
20. Like so.Copy !req
21. Otherwise, simply electrify me
with interestingness.Copy !req
22. Anyway, the atmosphere's already
absolutely... Electric.Copy !req
23. Oh, Alan! Oh, Alan!Copy !req
24. You'll have to do better than that!Copy !req
25. Now, question one, I think.Copy !req
26. I'm naked.Copy !req
27. It's pouring with rain.Copy !req
28. Can you give me a good reason
why I should crouch down
with my bottom in the air?Copy !req
29. Jo? Steven, I wouldn't have thought
you'd need a good reason.Copy !req
30. Thank you for that. I don't think
you need a reason cos nobody will
ask what you're doing.Copy !req
31. It's a clear signal
you want some time alone.Copy !req
32. I'm just picturing that image.Copy !req
33. One of the most erotic I've ever...Copy !req
34. It would make a great Athena poster!Copy !req
35. Your buttocks in the rain.
On bedroom walls up and down
the country.Copy !req
36. I think it's because your bottom is
the least likely part to be struck
by lightning.Copy !req
37. You're sort of in the right...
I'm going with the electric thing.Copy !req
38. Right. It's to do with lightning.
It's a good stance to adoptCopy !req
39. if you're caught in a lightning
storm. Can't you just moon?Copy !req
40. Lightning, everyone!Copy !req
41. What should you not do?Copy !req
42. Climb to the top of a pylon,
or something like that?Copy !req
43. Hold a 40-foot metal pole.Copy !req
44. "Come on!"Copy !req
45. Don't put on a metal hat on the golf
course. Don't stand under a tree.Copy !req
46. What's the problem with being
under a tree?Copy !req
47. They're more likely to be struck
by lightning. What happens?Copy !req
48. A big flash, a lot of flame.Copy !req
49. All the squirrels fall on your head.Copy !req
50. You might get burned. The sap boils
in an instantaneous wayCopy !req
51. and the tree explodes.Copy !req
52. You're covered in splinters. The
best thing is to get into a car.Copy !req
53. Really? Yeah.
Drive away from the rain.Copy !req
54. Close the door and stay in the car.
It acts as a "Faraday cage".Copy !req
55. It bars electro-magnetic fields.Copy !req
56. It's 30 million volts you can get
in a bolt of lightning.Copy !req
57. Why can't we harness that power,
Stephen?Copy !req
58. Well...Copy !req
59. Are you more likely to be struck
if you're a man or woman? Man.Copy !req
60. Men are out and about a lot more,
aren't they?Copy !req
61. You're six times more likely to be
struck if you're a man.Copy !req
62. The man has to hold the umbrella,Copy !req
63. cos if the woman holds it, it keeps
jabbing the man in the eye.Copy !req
64. That's why he's more likely
to be struck.Copy !req
65. Is it because women wear more rubber
than men?Copy !req
66. It conducts through them. A lot of
women wear rubber pants. Do they?Copy !req
67. Did you not know that? No. No.Copy !req
68. Not really my area.Copy !req
69. The... wire...
Do you have wire in bras?Copy !req
70. Do you?Copy !req
71. Does one? You do if you have
massive knockers that are
in danger of injuring people.Copy !req
72. I do fall into that category.
You're not doing badly.Copy !req
73. Thank you. A fulsome pair
of fun-bags there.Copy !req
74. Do you know what?
That was almost heterosexual.Copy !req
75. Well. I may be on the turn.Copy !req
76. It wasn't, though, was it?Copy !req
77. I'd like to hear you whisper that
when you're bent over naked
in the rain!Copy !req
78. "A fulsome pair of fun bags"!Copy !req
79. People around you are getting struck
by lightning. Never mind!Copy !req
80. The wire won't attract the lightning
but it will superheat
when you're struck.Copy !req
81. So your bosoms blow up.Copy !req
82. How exciting! I'm gonna have a go!Copy !req
83. There's an actor I worked with and
he was walking along the streetCopy !req
84. and a manhole cover next to him got
struck by lightning.Copy !req
85. It flew up in the air
and landed on his head.Copy !req
86. Instead of being hit by a manholeCopy !req
87. he should have been showing
his man hole to the lightning.Copy !req
88. The quite interesting thing is,
how often does lightning strike
the earth on an average day?Copy !req
89. Four. Four?Copy !req
90. We've got four.
I can say it's more than four.Copy !req
91. If anybody would like to...
Is it five?Copy !req
92. It's 17 million times a day.Copy !req
93. No way! No!Copy !req
94. It's about 200 times a second.Copy !req
95. Why can't we harness that power,
Stephen?Copy !req
96. Perhaps we should.Copy !req
97. How many people in Britain
are killed each year
by lightning strikes?Copy !req
98. 12. 30. Two.Copy !req
99. It's between three and six.Copy !req
100. Not very many. Four or five?Copy !req
101. Four or five would do it!
In America?Copy !req
102. Probably a lot more
because there's more of us.Copy !req
103. 400 Americans a year die of it.
About 1,000 are injured. One
American, seven times he was struck.Copy !req
104. A park ranger at the
Shenandoah National Park.Copy !req
105. I know that guy!Copy !req
106. Well, he did die in 1983.Copy !req
107. I knew him in 1982,
the last time he got hit.Copy !req
108. Do you know how he died?
He was very testy.Copy !req
109. Very irritable.Copy !req
110. His name was Roy Sullivan.Copy !req
111. That's not what they called him,
though. They called him "Burnie".Copy !req
112. He shot himself in 1983.Copy !req
113. Jeez. He should have just crouched
down with his man-hole in the air!Copy !req
114. If you're caught in an electrical
storm, don't shelter under a tree.Copy !req
115. The best thing is get into your car.Copy !req
116. Failing that, crouch down to a ball
with your head down to your knees
and hands clasped behind your head.Copy !req
117. Now, I have a conundrum for you.Copy !req
118. Can horses catch eels?Copy !req
119. Rather attractive horse, isn't it?Copy !req
120. A very beautiful horse.Copy !req
121. Not a bad looking eel, either!
You prefer the eel? I like the eel.Copy !req
122. You can do more with the eel,
but the horse...Copy !req
123. It's very hard to get a horse
down your pants.Copy !req
124. It genuinely is
a very attractive horse.Copy !req
125. Mmm. Nice hair.Copy !req
126. Sorry.Copy !req
127. I bet he's a wanker, that horse.Copy !req
128. Bet he runs round
going, "Look at me!"Copy !req
129. Anyway, can horses catch eels?
That's the question.Copy !req
130. I think they can.
How would they go about it?Copy !req
131. With a net.Copy !req
132. There was this German who observed
in South AmericaCopy !req
133. the way humans used horses
to catch eels.Copy !req
134. A particular kind of eel.
Was it an electric eel?Copy !req
135. It was, because that's our theme
of the day.Copy !req
136. An electric eel. How would you use
a horse to catch...Copy !req
137. Why can't you catch an electric
eel... Do they hold a fork
with bread on itCopy !req
138. and try and get the eels to toast it
with their electricity?Copy !req
139. You have to be on a horse
or you'll get electrocuted.Copy !req
140. Or something. The problem
with electric eels is you get
a very nasty shock. 650 volts.Copy !req
141. Put you right off it. The horses
were sent into the water.Copy !req
142. The eels would go crazy and
discharge all their electricityCopy !req
143. until their batteries were flat
and they could be harvested.Copy !req
144. The poor horses had heart attacks
and died of frightCopy !req
145. and drowned and got very upset. So
it was rather mean. Got very upset?Copy !req
146. Yes. "Distressed" is the word
we use of animals.Copy !req
147. "Don't like it in the water.
There's eels!"Copy !req
148. Oww!Copy !req
149. They wouldn't do it
to that nice pretty one, I hope.Copy !req
150. You like the tousled hair look.Copy !req
151. There are boys all over England
doing themselves in your style now.Copy !req
152. They'll send you horsey photos.Copy !req
153. Half of an electric eel's
whole physiology is devoted
to creating electricity.Copy !req
154. They have a powerful kick, but once
it's used up, they're easy to catch.Copy !req
155. They're not actually eels.
They're a knife fish.Copy !req
156. 69 species there are
of electric fish,Copy !req
157. including the torpedo fish.Copy !req
158. That comes from the Latin "torpore"
meaning "to numb".Copy !req
159. It was used as an anaesthetic
by the RomansCopy !req
160. and from that the underwater missile
was named.Copy !req
161. Here's a big question.Copy !req
162. In 1903, Thomas Alva Edison
released a movieCopy !req
163. whose title consisted of three words
two of which begin with "E".Copy !req
164. What was it, and who starred in it?Copy !req
165. I know, we've nearly forgotten them,
but here it is.Copy !req
166. You're absolutely right.Copy !req
167. It was called
"Electrocuting An Elephant".Copy !req
168. He made a film in which an elephant
was electrocuted. .. Hooray!Copy !req
169. You win those points.
How many points? Ten points.Copy !req
170. Now why would Edison want to
electrocute an elephant?Copy !req
171. He wanted to electrocute
the biggest thing he could,
to show he was good at it.Copy !req
172. Actually, it was the reverse,
you see.Copy !req
173. He believed his direct current
was safe and wouldn't hurt people
and didn't electrocute.Copy !req
174. He wanted to destroy the reputation
of alternating currentCopy !req
175. which was owned by Westinghouse,
so he used the word "Westinghoused"
to mean electrocuted.Copy !req
176. This elephant Topsy was sentenced
to death on Coney IslandCopy !req
177. because Topsy had killed
three human beings.Copy !req
178. Was he going to be hanged,
poisoned? What would happen
to Topsy?Copy !req
179. Hanged? It's quite a picture,
isn't it?Copy !req
180. Oh, poor elephant!Copy !req
181. So Edison won the right
to electrocute him in public
to show how dangerous it was.Copy !req
182. "This thing in your homes
will kill an elephant."Copy !req
183. He filmed it as a PR film.
Like a snuff film!Copy !req
184. A snuff film, exactly.Copy !req
185. He gave it 460g of cyanide
and potassium, in carrots,Copy !req
186. he had wooden sandals
lined with copper put on her feet -Copy !req
187. it was a she elephant -Copy !req
188. and then a current of 6,600 volts
sent through her body.Copy !req
189. She died without a trumpet
or a groan. He filmed the event.Copy !req
190. He wanted electrocution to be known
as "Westinghoused".Copy !req
191. He trampled... He just went nuts
and trampled people?Copy !req
192. No, he hid in their rooms
when they came home. He jumped out,
strangled them...Copy !req
193. He got away with it for months.Copy !req
194. Nobody would have caught him but...
A cunning disguise! he left
tell-tale signs around the flat!Copy !req
195. A big elephant-shaped hole
in the wall!Copy !req
196. The first murder on Topsy's hands
was killing a trainerCopy !req
197. who, frankly, deserved to dieCopy !req
198. because the trainer gave her
a lit cigarette to eat.Copy !req
199. And it killed him? Yeah!Copy !req
200. "Don't do that again!"Copy !req
201. I like the sound of Topsy.
She's a little bit...Copy !req
202. Some elephants are evolving that
don't have tusks. Did you know?Copy !req
203. Because the ones with tusks
get poached. Get shot.Copy !req
204. So the ones with smaller tusks
don't get shot.Copy !req
205. So the small tusk gene lives on
more frequentlyCopy !req
206. and there's elephants
that don't grow tusks.Copy !req
207. I like that. I like it.Copy !req
208. There's some tigers now
that are being made of Axminster.Copy !req
209. Now stop it!Copy !req
210. Nice animals. Not as sexy
as certain horses, but...Copy !req
211. Raaarghh! Anyway,Copy !req
212. let's raise the stakes now
with something more technical.Copy !req
213. How fast do the electrons move along
an electric wire?Copy !req
214. They don't.Copy !req
215. The very words
we thought you might use.Copy !req
216. Really?Copy !req
217. I would have said something...
It's really very, very fast.Copy !req
218. I would have said that.
I didn't say that.Copy !req
219. I would have said about 30 or 40
miles an hour. Deceptively slow.Copy !req
220. I would have said it's a bit of
a crap question, really. Why so?Copy !req
221. Well, because modern physicists see
electronsCopy !req
222. as something you would call
probability density functions.Copy !req
223. That is an absolutely precise
descriptionCopy !req
224. of what quantum physics
does call an electron.Copy !req
225. I'm immensely impressed. I have to
give you five points, if not ten!Copy !req
226. Astounding!Copy !req
227. It was exactly that.Copy !req
228. They do call them that.
They are dimensionalist entitiesCopy !req
229. that are quite hard to understand.Copy !req
230. They do travel along electrical
wires, and you're right to say slow.Copy !req
231. They're actually
0.03 miles per hour.Copy !req
232. Snail's pace along the wire.Copy !req
233. But electricity itself
is incredibly quick.Copy !req
234. Think of waves. If you had
a tube full of marbles,Copy !req
235. and you pushed a marble in one end,
another marble would come out
the other end,Copy !req
236. almost instantly, but the marbles
inside are travelling slowly.Copy !req
237. It's the wave front
that moves very fast.Copy !req
238. That's how the electrons
travel along,Copy !req
239. literally at a snail's pace,Copy !req
240. the speed of a snail. Does that work
if you get ten snails together?
If you push the end snail?Copy !req
241. We'll try that later.Copy !req
242. It's a lovely experiment.
It must be done.Copy !req
243. Now we come on to
our experimental round.Copy !req
244. What is the most interesting thing
you can doCopy !req
245. with the objects on the trays
beneath your desks?Copy !req
246. Oh!Copy !req
247. Tell them what you have
in front of you.Copy !req
248. I have lasagne... Lasagne.Copy !req
249. A gherkin, which I'm liable to eat
cos I'm ravenous.Copy !req
250. I've got a bit of cable.Copy !req
251. You can heat it up. Heat
the gherkin. Heat the lasagne.Copy !req
252. Plug the thing into the thing.
I think this is how
Alan Sugar started Amstrad.Copy !req
253. It's one of is first computers.
"There you go, 30 quid."Copy !req
254. You're absolutely right.
You've done the right thing.Copy !req
255. It's some kind of... Gherkins
because they're pickled.Copy !req
256. And then... I don't know anything.Copy !req
257. That's honest, if nothing else.Copy !req
258. Jesus!Copy !req
259. Yes?Copy !req
260. This is part of Kate Moss's
new range at Top Shop.Copy !req
261. Size zero!Copy !req
262. It's... Nothing's happening!Copy !req
263. No, but the gherkin will behave
as a light bulb.Copy !req
264. If you put a charge through
a gherkin, it will glow.Copy !req
265. The lasagne can provide the power.
Because it's salty, and salt is
an electrolyte,Copy !req
266. the two types of metal in the lid
and in the pan,Copy !req
267. as long as they don't touch
each other and short out...Copy !req
268. One of our elves experimented
over the weekendCopy !req
269. demonstrating how a gherkin
light bulb works.Copy !req
270. You can see a lit gherkin.
This is one of our elves.Copy !req
271. Wow! Isn't that great?Copy !req
272. It's like kids' TV in the '70s,
isn't it? Yeah!Copy !req
273. Where's the lasagne?
.. Then we unplug.Copy !req
274. Well, unfortunately,
you would need a lasagneCopy !req
275. perhaps appropriately,
the size of the floor plan
of the Gherkin Building.Copy !req
276. I'm having one of those
when I get home tonight!Copy !req
277. About five football pitches-worth.Copy !req
278. If I'm cycling home tonight,
I shouldn't put a lasagne
on the crossbar.Copy !req
279. "No, I have got lights, Officer!"Copy !req
280. "Careful, it's hot!"Copy !req
281. These will be in the shops soon.Copy !req
282. The lasagne pod!Copy !req
283. As far as trying this at home goes,Copy !req
284. wiring a gherkin
to the electric lights,Copy !req
285. don't, obviously. Be sensible and
don't do anything because I tell you
to or tell you not to.Copy !req
286. Live your own lives!Copy !req
287. Be sensible. Try and do that.Copy !req
288. Shag horses! Yeah! Come on!Copy !req
289. Now, in an abrupt "volte-face",Copy !req
290. we turn face-to-face
with the ghastly spectreCopy !req
291. of general ignorance.
Fingers on electrical devices.Copy !req
292. What is the difference
between a ship and a boat?Copy !req
293. Yes, Jo?Copy !req
294. Has a ship got curtains?Copy !req
295. That's just about the oddest answer
I've ever heard to any question.Copy !req
296. No? It may have curtains,
but so may a boat.Copy !req
297. Ships are bigger.Copy !req
298. They are bigger. Ships have
lifeboats. Boats don't have any
because they're already a boat.Copy !req
299. We're talking navy here.
In the navy,Copy !req
300. a ship is any vessel which is...Copy !req
301. .. Named.Copy !req
302. No. Surface.Copy !req
303. Ships, frigates, destroyers,
anything like thatCopy !req
304. except little dinghies and
life-boats, which are boats.Copy !req
305. A boat is a submarine?
A boat is a submarineCopy !req
306. and some are bigger than
three frigates put together.Copy !req
307. So what's the difference?
A boat is a submarine.Copy !req
308. A submarine goes underwater.Copy !req
309. Sorry, Stephen. What about like a...Copy !req
310. But what about...Copy !req
311. What about like a rowing boat?
Is that a ship, then?Copy !req
312. They don't have them in the navy!
Yes, you do!Copy !req
313. They don't have rowing boats in the
navy, do they? They might have oars
on a lifeboat.Copy !req
314. But it's not a vessel of the line.
Is it a rowing ship, then?Copy !req
315. If it's the navy, yes,
it's a rowing ship.Copy !req
316. So the only boats in the navy
are submarines.Copy !req
317. Yes. That's complete bollocks!Copy !req
318. It's true. The only vessels of the
line that are called a boatCopy !req
319. are submarines in the navy.Copy !req
320. I... I fail to agree.Copy !req
321. I'll tell you something else.Copy !req
322. There's not two moons.Copy !req
323. In German there's das Schiff
and das Boot. Das "boht".Copy !req
324. Spelt with two o's, but pronounced
"boat". No, it isn't. It is.Copy !req
325. It's pronounced "boht". Not unless
you're from Newcastle!Copy !req
326. I was in Germany for the World CupCopy !req
327. and two lads came up and said, "Do
you know where t' jump house is?"Copy !req
328. Jump house. Jump house?Copy !req
329. Jump house is the slang term
for a brothel, turns out.Copy !req
330. Modern German. Soon as they said it,
I knew. "Up there".Copy !req
331. There's something so camp
about modern German.Copy !req
332. Know what they call a mobile phone?
It's so camp! Handy.Copy !req
333. Mein Handy.Copy !req
334. Mein handy!Copy !req
335. Oh, where is my handy?Copy !req
336. Are you hosting the Baftas
this year?Copy !req
337. No. No?Copy !req
338. It's a shame.
You could do it in that voice.Copy !req
339. Hello and welcome to the Baftas.Copy !req
340. Stop it! No.Copy !req
341. Anyway, it's a purely
naval tradition.Copy !req
342. In true English you could call it
a ship or a boat,
and who could say nay.Copy !req
343. But that was the nature of our
question, foolish as it was.Copy !req
344. As well as inventing the battery,
Alessandro Volta,Copy !req
345. after whom the volt is named,
also discovered methane.Copy !req
346. Which animal contributes most
methane to the atmosphere?Copy !req
347. Yes? The cow.Copy !req
348. Ants.Copy !req
349. No, termites.Copy !req
350. Is the right answer!Copy !req
351. Well done!Copy !req
352. I only...Copy !req
353. I only know that because I had a
swanky business lunch with the
producer and he let it slip!Copy !req
354. What do I do? For the honesty,
I'm inclined to let you keep
your points.Copy !req
355. What sort of showbiz lunch do you
talk about termite farts?Copy !req
356. Where's your career going?Copy !req
357. This IS my career, mate.Copy !req
358. You're in it!Copy !req
359. Can I say, I was there
and I completely ignored it.Copy !req
360. Methane is a much worse
greenhouse gas than CO2.Copy !req
361. In fact, it's about 23 times worse!Copy !req
362. They are staggeringly populous.Copy !req
363. Why don't we feed them
on something like a clear soup?Copy !req
364. A nice broth that hasn't got pungent
vegetable matter in it. Like that.Copy !req
365. You could never make that many
termite bowls.Copy !req
366. How do cows produce methane?
What do cows do?Copy !req
367. Farting. They don't fart it.
They burp it, oddly enough.Copy !req
368. Oh. So if you went round
with a lighterCopy !req
369. and they went...Copy !req
370. Presumably, yes! Maybe that's where
the dragon myth came from.
Very good!Copy !req
371. It burped a bit of methane, set
light to it, "Oh! The dragon!"Copy !req
372. How did you two end up having dinner
with the producer?Copy !req
373. Uh-oh! You weren't invited?
Enjoying lunch. You weren't invited?Copy !req
374. No. I wasn't either.
Want to see what I got?Copy !req
375. That.Copy !req
376. Why did they get it?Copy !req
377. Back to termites.Copy !req
378. They have suicide bombers.
Termites have suicide bombersCopy !req
379. who guard the hill.Copy !req
380. When predators approach, they
explode and produce a sticky messCopy !req
381. which glues the place up
and prevents ants attacking.Copy !req
382. All righty. Now.Copy !req
383. Why do thousands of Americans
call the emergency services
on Christmas Day?Copy !req
384. Cos they haven't got any friends?Copy !req
385. They're lonely and drunk.Copy !req
386. They get a touch-tone phone
and go...Copy !req
387. "9-1-19-1-164324".Copy !req
388. Very good.
Is it cos they eat so muchCopy !req
389. that their fingers chub up...Copy !req
390. That's not the reason.Copy !req
391. What happens on Christmas Day
in particular?Copy !req
392. Presents in the morning? Presents.
Do they phone the fire brigade
to thank them for the presents?Copy !req
393. Do they get things that they hurt
themselves with? Or make calls with!Copy !req
394. Suppose somebody gave you
a mobile phone. Is it a handy?Copy !req
395. Ein Handy... Ein handy.
.. fur Weihnacht.Copy !req
396. It's your first mobile
and you're excited.Copy !req
397. And you slip
and it goes up your arse.Copy !req
398. So you phone the emergency service
just to see if it's worked?Copy !req
399. You can't call anybody else
cos you haven't got a network.Copy !req
400. All phones in America, whether they
have a sim card or notCopy !req
401. have to, by law, be able to call
911, the emergency services.Copy !req
402. Doesn't that annoy them?
Must drive them frantic.Copy !req
403. Lastly, we've come to the end
of our quizlet.Copy !req
404. We have one more question on
electricity, our favourite subject.Copy !req
405. Why wouldn't a Russian family
call their son Power Station
or Industrialisation?Copy !req
406. Cos they're not names.
Don't be stupid. They're not names?Copy !req
407. No. They are.Copy !req
408. They are names.Copy !req
409. Why wouldn't they call them...
They're girls' names.Copy !req
410. They're girls' names is the right
answer! Well done!Copy !req
411. Power station is "Electrostanzia".Copy !req
412. It's a girl's name.Copy !req
413. "Industrializazia"
is also a girl's name.Copy !req
414. But if you had a boy, you could call
him "Kombine", combine harvester,Copy !req
415. or you could call him...Copy !req
416. .. which is 23rd February.Copy !req
417. But this is actually a tradition
in the rustic area. In Ukraine,Copy !req
418. there are names like...Copy !req
419. .."Don't kill me, Father"Copy !req
420. Would you believe?Copy !req
421. Is it like the...
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422. where you come out the wigwam and
the first thing you see... Do they
see a power station?Copy !req
423. Do you know what my husband's
Native American name is?Copy !req
424. "Sits in front of telly farting".Copy !req
425. If you say it quickly,
it sounds quite nice.Copy !req
426. Especially if you say it
in a Russian accent.Copy !req
427. I like your camp German accent
the best.Copy !req
428. I'd like you to... Can you just do
Handy again for me?Copy !req
429. Where's mein Handy?Copy !req
430. Very bad.Copy !req
431. Before we close, Stephen,
the horse is actually here!Copy !req
432. Now, then, I don't know about you.
But I have, I think, reached...Copy !req
433. Neigh!Copy !req
434. I have reached the end of my fuse
and it's time to look at the scores.Copy !req
435. With her name in lights,Copy !req
436. with ten points it's Jo Brand!Copy !req
437. In second place with one point,
Rich Hall!Copy !req
438. In third place with minus 12 points,
it's Sean Lock!Copy !req
439. Thank you!Copy !req
440. And finally...Copy !req
441. with minus 21 points,
it's Alan Davies!Copy !req
442. So with our duties
electrically discharged,Copy !req
443. it's goodbye from Rich, Sean,
Jo, Alan and me.Copy !req
444. Good night!Copy !req