To show support for Doug as he begins his sentence of six months without gaming, October organizes a 24-hour gaming abstinence which leads to high levels of boredom and low levels of anarchy.
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1. They are watching you
2. Apparently some people think that, y'know, playing games all day is just.. is just y'know.. fun
3. And they think that maybe when you game all day for like 12 hours that you're not doing stuff
4. And you're not like, uhh.. y'know, accomplishing like life goals or whatever
5. And so apparently y'know some people think that that's like good enough reason to, y'know..
6. Take your computer away
7. Y'know it's just not fair sometimes y'know, you just feel like..
8. You pwn so much and then nobody appreciates it anyways y'know, like..
9. Just a bunch of noobs
10. They think that maybe if they take your computer away
11. You're gonna like start accomplishing more stuff
12. Like somehow better than 50-0 on aztec
13. Wait 'till the tournaments start rolling in and I'll be making big money pwning noobs
14. Like 80-0 on dust2 like no problem
15. So she's like "Go to school and stuff" and I'm like..
16. I school people all day long, y'know..
17. So I tell her like I'll take her to school, if she wants to go to school so bad
18. And she doesn't think that's funny
19. Then she adds a week or whatever onto whatever
20. I'm stuck here in an empty room
21. - So you're gonna come out tonight?
22. No, I'm not going anywhere Kyle.. the only place I'm going is to go see Dave
23. So I can use his computer and do some stuff Kyle
24. Like I'm gonna be noobified!
25. - Anastasia is gonna be there man, she wants to meet you
26. So? Who's that? I don't care about some girl who wants to meet me or whatever[br][br]- She plays games too apparently
27. Yeah? [br][br]- Yeah Alison says she's pretty good at whatever game she plays
28. Yeah I'm sure she's like real awesome
29. - Jeremy I told her you'd be there, if you don't show up you're gonna make me look bad
30. Ok Kyle, but only 'cause Dave isn't gonna be home for an hour anyways.. then I'm gonna go there and totally pwn some CS like after I meet this girl..
31. probably 160,000 pounds..
32. Y'know Kyle like I'm thinking..
33. like I might not go back home
34. I think I might move to like Sweden-land
35. 'Cause like I heard that they play like tons of games and like the girls are like real hot
36. And like lots of people write the show and they're like "Yeah come stay with me, like that'd be awesome"
37. Y'know it sounds pretty cool
38. Like I don't know where it is.. like I think it's near California
39. So maybe I'll just get a bus and go down
40. But I just know, Kyle, that..
41. There's just nothing for me at home anymore, y'know?
42. I just feel like I'm mature, like as a person, and it's time to move on
43. Just go out and pwn the world now..
44. - What the hell?
45. - I didn't think those could ring in Canada
46. I didn't think so either Kyle
47. - Hello?
48. - It's for you..
49. Hello?
50. Yeah.. yeah, well I found like 3 so far, but..
51. Yeah! No, but you said like we had..
52. Oh no..
53. Ok..
54. This is the place Kyle? [br][br]- Yeah this is it
55. - That's them over there
56. Kyle.. Kyle..[br][br]- What? What?
57. That.. that's her Kyle[br][br]- Yeah I know that's her
58. No.. no no, you remember like from the night like at the bar Kyle?
59. Hey! I heard you saying that you pwn at games..
60. That's really cool.. it's really.. kinda hot
61. Y'know there was like the girl.. you went to the bathroom that girl came up and totally told me I owned
62. Like I totally succeeded the one time.. the girl kissed me Kyle!
63. That's her Kyle
64. - Jeremy where are you going? Get back.. no seriously, Jeremy come here.. Jeremy, Jeremy! No no I wanna tell you something! Come here..
65. - You're not going ok? You're not gonna be playing games tonight ok? You gotta at least talk to her..
66. - Just say Hi.. introduce yourself
67. Kyle..[br][br]- You have to at least talk to her ok? She's here.. she's here to see you
68. - Hey guys!
69. - Hi! Uhh.. Jeremy, this is my friend Anastasia.. this is Jeremy
70. - Jeremy really likes to play computer games
71. - Anastasia likes playing computer games too!
72. Yeah..
73. Why does your boyfriend have a camera?
74. - I don't know, he does that sometimes
75. Like what kinda games do you play?
76. WoW.. like World of Warcraft
77. What's that? like..
78. It's an MMO
79. Warcraft.. and an MMO.. at the same time eh? like..
80. That's.. that's cool..
81. - I really like Minesweeper.. that's my favorite
82. - So do you guys want some drinks? What do you guys want?
83. Bawls? [br][br]Bawls?
84. So you.. you like Bawls?
85. No! Like I didn't.. No I don't mean like.. no..
86. I gotta go to the bathoom Kyle, like I'll be right back
87. - Yeah Kyle, I'm gonna go too..
88. - So how many kids are you guys gonna have?
89. What? [br][br]- Are they gonna play RTS or MMO?
90. You're funny
91. - What do you mean I'm funny?
92. I just mean that that was kind of a funny thing ... [br][br]- Like how am I funny?
93. I was just ... [br][br]- Funny like a clown? Like clown funny?
94. - Like I'm here to amuse you? Is that how I'm funny?
95. - You said it! You tell me how I'm funny!
96. - What is so fucking funny about me?
97. - That's Goodfellas.. haven't you seen Goodfellas? Martin Scorcese? You haven't seen that movie?
98. Look, just give this to Jeremy Ok? I gotta go..[br][br]- You haven't seen Goodfellas?
99. - Where are you going?
100. Where'd.. where'd she go Kyle? She in the bathroom?
101. - No she just left.. she just got up and left..
102. She left? What do you mean she left? [br][br]- She wrote that down, she told me to give this to you, and she left
103. Blackrock Mountain.. Frostwolf.. what's this Kyle?
104. - I don't know, she wrote that down before she left and then she's just gone..[br][br]Well did you say something? Why did she leave Kyle?
105. - I didn't say anything! She just got up and left![br][br]She just left? While I'm in the..?
106. I'm outta here Kyle, this is stupid..[br][br]- Where are you going?
107. - Hey Dave how's it going? [br][br]Pretty good Kyle
108. - What's going on Jeremy?
109. Kyle I found it..
110. Blackrock Mountain..
111. It's a place! And Frostwolf's a place Kyle!
112. - Where is it? Is it in Toronto?
113. No Kyle, it's inside Warcraft!
114. - What, like Warcraft 3?
115. No, Kyle.. World of Warcraft! That game she was talking about! The MMO..
116. She wants me to meet her in the game, Kyle..
117. I mean it's Warcraft, and it's an MMO.. but at the same time, like..
118. I kinda like..
119. wanna meet her again
120. - So what are you gonna do?
121. I guess I'm gonna get the game, Kyle
122. I'm gonna get that right now
123. Ok I got it Kyle
124. Maybe like in a year I'll get to play something.. come on let's go
125. Is that guy an Orc?
126. Check out the skills here Kyle, you gotta close-up on the skillz
127. Watch these skills Kyle! Watch the skills!
128. Oh Kyle..
129. LOL!
130. Maybe this is like how you're supposed to play?
131. No.. no it's not really any harder like that
132. Maybe I should just take my balls out like..
133. Oh! I can like play with my balls! Yeah my balls are playing it!
134. There's somebody.. yeah that's like a.. I'm gonna kill this guy right here
135. Hold on I'm gonna kill this guy..
136. Invalid target?
137. Kyle! OMFG! I can't even kill this guy Kyle!
138. Apparently you can't pwn noobs, like, in this game.. like you're supposed to group with 'em
139. In this game what you do is you say
140. "Hey like do you wanna be good friends and let's chat it up and maybe help each other out..
141. 'cause I don't have like any balls, like I don't wanna kill you"
142. Oh I'm like totally gonna chat that guy to death, where'd he go?
143. You're a total noob
144. Kyle, like.. you can play this game, and you don't even need to touch a keyboard
145. Oh hold on..
146. Whoa, what's that about? like..
147. Congrats like you reached Level 2.. you gained some stuff, like..
148. I'm smarter, and I got like more hitpoints and stuff
149. That's like.. I guess that's like kinda cool
150. - Jeremy you should turn this off
151. Yeah totally like, such a waste of my time y'know, but..
152. Just one sec like I'm just gonna kill like a couple more of these things here, hold on one sec
153. Ok I'll.. whoa
154. Whoa like Level 3..
155. I gained 6 more hit points Kyle, like.. I'm smarter again too, like..
156. Feels pretty good though, like I mean..
157. I'm not saying it feels good like I owned something, I'm just saying.. y'know
158. Kinda makes me feel pretty good, like a bit
159. Ok guys uhh.. how much longer are you gonna play this?
160. Just like a couple minutes Dave, hold on a sec.. like I just started like gimme one sec..
161. I totally.. I just wanna finish this quest, I'm like almost done.. 2 seconds
162. I gotta fucking sleep man!
163. That ok like, you can go to sleep.. I'll turn the sound off
164. - Hey Jeremy we really should go now
165. - Jeremy.. Jeremy..
166. Kyle.. what? Kyle..
167. - We gotta go! Can you log out or what?
168. Kyle I'm busy Kyle like can't you see?
169. I'm tanking like two mobs at the same time, like trying to keep myself healed like.. you think this is easy?
170. Come on.. like gimme a break here
171. - Ok so how much longer are you gonna play?
172. Kyle I don't know like, when I'm done y'know, like..
173. Gawd
174. - So when are you gonna be finished? [br][br]I don't know Kyle! like..
175. I gotta play with my new spells a bit, like I'm not just gonna go to bed after getting some new spells, I'm gonna play with them a bit
176. And this guy.. this guy in the town just asked me to do something for him like..
177. I'm not gonna tell him I'm gonna do it and then go to bed and not do it for the guy
178. - Ok well I'm gonna go then, uhh.. I guess I'll.. I guess I'll see you guys later then
179. Yeah ok bye Kyle
180. - Jeremy what are you doing? [br][br]Whoa Kyle! No I was..
181. Kyle come on, I was just cleaning my monitor a bit like, it was a bit.. a bit dirty
182. Why are you filming Kyle? [br][br]- Why did you turn the monitor off?
183. Well 'cause I couldn't really see the dirt anymore, so like
184. You can see it like a lot better.. when you turn the light off like, shouldn't you go? Don't you have something to do?
185. - Well actually I came here to tell you that Mom wants you to come home
186. I'm not gonna come home Kyle, like I got a new place to live
187. - I don't think Dave wants you staying on his floor anymore
188. No like I don't mean with Dave, like.. I'm gonna live in Azeroth.. like at the Inn in Iron-
189. - How do you live in a game? I don't understand
190. Well I.. I just.. like I'm bound in Ironforge, so I just kinda hearth back there at night
191. I stay at the Inn, I get some rest experience[br][br]- What are you gonna eat?
192. Well there's food and drink in the game.. like gets your mana and your health back like extra fast, it's no problem
193. - Ok fine, do whatever you want.. you can stay here I don't care
194. I will Kyle!
195. So World of Warcraft y'know, it's like..
196. Y'know it's like the best MMO out there
197. Takes EQ2 right, and like gives it some of those.. like y'know like that's EQ2 like right there
198. Y'know I've been playing for like a while.. like I got Level 60 in like.. y'know like..
199. 2 days or whatever
200. Just for fun like I like to hang outside of Blackrock Mountain
201. And y'know I just kinda throw noobs in the lava with Mind Control
202. So basically, 'cause it's an MMO..
203. I'm like the only one with skills 'cause of all the RTS
204. Tonight I figure like I'm gonna go solo in Molten Core
205. This one time like, this Shaman and this Rogue like jump me
206. 'Cause they think 2 on 1 they got a chance
207. So I fear 'em both y'know, I just kinda start Mana Burning the Shaman
208. Soon I'll hit'em up with like Shadow Word: Pain, I'm like..
209. Mind Flay him as he tries to run for his life
210. Y'know I'm like totally Mind Flaying and I'm like "You like the Shadow Word: Pain?
211. You want some Shadow Word: Pain? Yeah I'll give you some Shadow Word: Pain!"
212. And then I turn on the Rogue and he's like by himself right, so I feel kinda bad for him 'cause he's like such a noob he doesn't even have a stunlock build
213. So I fear him again and I kinda just throw on a Renew and a Shield
214. Then I decide it'd be fun if maybe I just beat him down with like my Glowing Brightwood Staff
215. So there I am like, this Priest, just kinda tanking this Rogue 'cause he's such a noob he can't even outdamage my Renew
216. And then I like, did some /chickens like on his corpse like when he's laying there
217. Oh Mind Blast! You like my Mind Blast! Don't you? You like that Mind Blast..
218. - Hey Dave![br][br]Hey Kyle
219. - I was just going to your place to see Jeremy
220. Yeah you better take a look at him, he's like.. he hasn't moved for 6 days and..[br][br]- What?
221. I know, he hasn't been eating anything all day and I'm just like
222. "Aren't you gonna get something to eat?" and he's like
223. "Well my Spirit is so high that I'm just gonna sit here and regen'[br][br]- What?
224. Yeah I know[br][br]- Is he ok?
225. I don't know man, I think he's pretty messed up[br][br]- Shit..
226. - Jeremy? Jeremy?
227. - JEREMY!
228. Holy shit!
229. - JEREMY! Dave! Call an ambulance! Now! Call an ambulance!