Powerless 1x7

Directed by Jaffar Mahmood

Josh Breeding as Steve • Japheth Gordon as Coleman Reese • Ariel Meislin as Hannah • Cecil Elmore Jr. as Henchman • Fair Micaela Griffin as Kate

When Emily has to put up a fight to get her own office, she challenges Van to a competition. Meanwhile, after Teddy's life is saved by Green Fury , he goes to great lengths to see her again.

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1. - So you guys are going out on back-to-back nights?

2. You must really like this Hannah girl.

3. - Well, she's funny,

4. she's gorgeous... - Mm-hmm.

5. - And like me, she understands mid-century design,

6. but she's over it.

7. - Well, a burrito toast to that.

8. Citizens of Charm City...

9. - You know what you should add

10. to your bucket list?

11. Sky diving!

12. - Aah!

13. - My boy!

14. - I don't know what to say.

15. - Well, most people go with "thank you."

16. - Then I'm gonna say "thanks" because I'm not most people.

17. - Oh, my God. We met Green Fury!

18. I guess we know what you're talking about

19. over dinner with Hannah tonight.

20. - Who?

21. - Uh, excuse me? Do you validate the parking?

22. - Oh, no, that's not me.

23. I'm actually the Senior Vice President

24. of Research and Development.

25. - Oh, but you sit at the receptionist's desk?

26. - No, no, no, no.

27. That's the receptionist's desk.

28. This is the Senior Vice President's desk.

29. I'll just get you the stickers.

30. - I swear to God, if you do this,

31. I will send my lawyer to your house

32. to shave your head in your sleep!

33. This is not a bluff, Mother!

34. Emily, have your parents ever done

35. that thing where they turn your childhood bedroom

36. into a second butler's pantry?

37. - No.

38. They kept me and my sister's room the same.

39. Bunk beds and all. - Bunk beds?

40. Were you raised in a prison?

41. - Van, did you know I'm the only Senior Vice President

42. in this building who doesn't have a real office?

43. - Emily, you thrive in the cubicles.

44. You're like a tropical fish that lives in the coral reef,

45. but if you took that fish out,

46. and gave it its own office...

47. it would die. - What?

48. - Fish need water. - Van, it's hard enough

49. getting people to take me seriously

50. when they think I'm the person who validates their parking.

51. - I think at your age being entrusted with

52. parking stickers speaks to your character.

53. - I know an office doesn't really mean anything,

54. but to me it's a symbol of how hard I've worked

55. to get here.

56. It's like the pride a butler feels

57. when he gets a second pantry.

58. - Oh, they love that. - Yeah.

59. - Emily, nothing would make me happier

60. than to give you your own office...

61. - But...?

62. - No buts. - Oh.

63. - However, there's no space,

64. so... no can do.

65. Swim away, little fish. Seriously, get out.

66. - Look, do I like Hannah? Yes.

67. But there's just something special about Green Fury.

68. - Sure, she could fly and shoot fire out of her hands...

69. - Yeah. - But you said Hannah

70. could quote any "Seinfeld" episode.

71. Now that's special.

72. "Seinfeld."

73. So underrated.

74. - Okay, it doesn't matter

75. because super heroes don't date regular people.

76. - What about Lois Lane? - She won a Pulitzer.

77. You write satirical Yelp reviews.

78. - As a hobby. - This is silly.

79. You're never even gonna see Green Fury again.

80. - Yeah. - I mean, unless you fall off

81. another balcony.

82. - Or she can't stop thinking about me, either,

83. and she's trying to find me.

84. - Huh. - Uh...

85. I would go balcony.

86. - Jackie!

87. Yeah, I was upset when Mother sent me

88. my childhood toys, but I am really enjoying

89. this trip down memory lane.

90. It seems like just yesterday that I was playing with

91. My Little Pony. - Aww, my daughter loves hers.

92. Won't put it down. - I put mine down.

93. Horse cancer.

94. - Your meeting with Emily is about to start.

95. She wanted to do it in her new office.

96. - Emily doesn't have an office.

97. - Remember that room you had sealed off

98. because you found a spider?

99. - She opened Hell's Gate?

100. - She said that she had a meeting

101. with a couple execs from the Gotham office

102. and needed a space.

103. - My, my, my.

104. You see what she's doing here?

105. - No, but I'm very excited

106. to hear what you think she's doing.

107. - She's trying to cut out the middle Van.

108. First it's the office.

109. Second, she's setting up meetings

110. with corporate without me.

111. The next thing you know, she's gonna be the one

112. high-fiving Bruce Wayne in a threesome.

113. Well, I am going to put an end to this.

114. I can't believe I have my own office.

115. I have been dreaming about this ever since I was a little girl.

116. - Wow, so you've been this boring your whole life?

117. - Oh! Take a picture of me to send to my family.

118. - Ooh, okay.

119. - Oh. No, that's—

120. that's not what I me— Okay.

121. - Is that photo for your mug shot?

122. Because I'm looking at a criminal.

123. How did you get this office?

124. - You said there was no space, so I went to HR

125. and they said I could have this office

126. if I cleared out the spiders.

127. - Which you did, right? I mean, there are no longer...

128. spiders in here?

129. Look, HR was mistaken. If you had talked to me,

130. you would know that I have huge plans...

131. to turn this into...

132. a storage room. - Are you kidding me?

133. - You have till the end of the day

134. to get back into your work pen.

135. Tarantula!

136. God! They jump at your face...

137. and...

138. - You know, it's not often you see such a modest dream

139. crushed so quickly.

140. Ooh, say "cubicle."

141. - He really thinks he can take my office from me

142. and I'm just gonna sit here and watch it go down?

143. - That's literally what's happening right now.

144. - If you're surprised by that, you clearly don't understand

145. the teetering house of cards that is Van's ego.

146. This is a man who won't let anybody see him sneeze

147. because he thinks it's a sign of weakness.

148. - He won't even kiss me because he says

149. it's against company policy. What a pussy.

150. - If I could give you just one piece of advice.

151. Don't just march in there and— she's gone.

152. Another outstanding shot, sir!

153. - Thank you for your vanilla commentary, Steve,

154. but the only reason you are here is to walk

155. the arrows back—oh! Snag me another Ring Pop.

156. This one's down to the bone.

157. - Van, I want my office back.

158. - Emily, once a space opens up,

159. I'll be happy to give it to you,

160. but now, I'm in the middle of something...

161. very important.

162. - Ooh! Better luck next time, sir.

163. - That is where I was aiming, you dote!

164. - Oh, Green Arrow Darts.

165. I used to have this game as a kid.

166. You any good? - I haven't lost a match

167. in my life. - Well, neither have I.

168. I wonder who's better.

169. - You know what, Emily, once you throw down

170. that gauntlet, it can not be unthrown.

171. - I don't want to unthrow it.

172. - Good, 'cause you can't. - Good.

173. - Good. - Good.

174. - Steve, what the hell, man?

175. Pick your moments! - I'll tell you what.

176. Why don't we play tomorrow during lunch?

177. If I win, your "storage room"

178. goes back to being my office.

179. - Ha! Steve! - Ha!

180. - If you win, you can turn it into

181. a unicorn stable for all I care

182. because that's a fairytale! Ha! Ha!

183. - Oh, snap! It is on!

184. - Hey, Teddy.

185. What you up to, buddy?

186. What wizard did this to you?

187. - Pretty convincing, huh?

188. Now I just gotta

189. set this trap, dig a snare, and reel in the bait.

190. I don't know anything about hunting.

191. - Oh, Teddy, is it possible that you've

192. built up this encounter because a beautiful woman

193. literally came out of the clouds and saved your life?

194. - Nah, she's into me, dude.

195. All right.

196. - Careful, citizen.

197. The Olympian might not be there next time.

198. - Yeah, thanks a lot.

199. - Uh, you seem disappointed.

200. - No, no, no, yeah, I'm alive, man.

201. That's great. Awesome, thanks, man.

202. Thanks. Thank you.

203. - Dick.

204. - Put down that tiny bow!

205. - You cannot beat Van. - Oh, no, I can.

206. I am pretty good.

207. - Well, let me rephrase. You ought not beat Van.

208. - Why? He took my office from me.

209. - She's dreamt about that since she was

210. a really boring child.

211. - Look, honey, we all think you deserve that office.

212. - But there's something bigger at stake here.

213. - I think there's something you need to see.

214. - Employee of the Month?

215. I didn't even know we had this room.

216. - Oh, it's one of the many things we keep from you.

217. Like the secret bathroom on the sales floor

218. that's always empty and... does not exist.

219. I don't know why I said that. - Mm-hmm.

220. - We make sure Van wins every month

221. because there was one time he didn't.

222. Recognize this lady?

223. - No. - Exactly.

224. Kate won her first month here.

225. So, when Van caught her taking a "company croissant"

226. from a staff meeting home with her...

227. - He fired her on the spot.

228. And after he demanded a "recount,"

229. it turned out Van actually won.

230. - I don't know.

231. - Yeah!

232. Whoo!

233. - So you guys give him this every month

234. just to stroke his ego?

235. - Oh, no, no, no. We do it to survive.

236. - If you beat Van, it won't just be bad for you,

237. it will be bad for all of us.

238. Which is why you're going to throw this game.

239. Fine.

240. - Van's ready to destroy you.

241. - Do you enjoy being his little bitch?

242. It's called a squire, Emily.

243. Van!

244. Are we gonna do this or what?

245. - And now... please welcome

246. the one, the only...

247. Vanderveer "Bring the Pain"

248. Wayne Junior!

249. - Wa-bow!

250. I hope you said good-bye to your loved ones

251. because I'm gonna skin you alive

252. and wear you to your own funeral.

253. - All I can do is try my best and hope for a positive outcome.

254. - Where did you learn to trash talk?

255. At the puppies... and rainbows school...

256. for sunshine?

257. Boom.

258. - Oh! Boom!

259. - Yes! Yes! Yes! - Whoo!

260. - Van.

261. Missed again.

262. Dang.

263. - Great shot!

264. Not.

265. - Boom!

266. Hey, Emily, could you run and get me

267. eight hours worth of parking stickers

268. 'cause I could do this all day!

269. Ooh.

270. - Looks like I just needed to get a little warmed up.

271. ♪ It's okay to miss

272. - Time out!

273. What are you doing?

274. - You fed this monster's ego for far too long.

275. I'm giving him a dose of reality.

276. - Look at him. - You are the greatest.

277. - I know that. - You are the strongest.

278. - I am aware. - You are the fastest.

279. - Yes! - Does that look like a man

280. who wants to face reality?

281. - Excellent bone structure.

282. This is good, too, the lats. - Oh, yeah.

283. - Really good— - Keep it above the waist.

284. - Above the waist. - When I get this—

285. and I will— I get my office back.

286. Huh?

287. - In your face!

288. Oh, yes!

289. I am a god! I am a god!

290. Is there something different about the office today?

291. - Yeah. Why am I so, like...

292. comfortable?

293. - We got new chairs!

294. - Hey!

295. - Thanks, Van. - Take it easy.

296. Good morning!

297. - Oh! ♪ Wouldn't you say

298. Hey... grab one.

299. Bear claw, good choice, Rebecca.

300. That's right, I learned your name.

301. I learned everybody's names.

302. - Emily...

303. - I've been thinking.

304. Even though you lost the match

305. and the office is mine to do with whatever I want,

306. I'm going to give it to you anyway.

307. Because that's the kind of guy I am.

308. Did you hear that, gang?

309. - I love you, Van.

310. Kay, Lee, Malcolm,

311. Zoey, Simon...

312. Puffy Haired guy.

313. - Look at that.

314. Now normally we just roll over and he leaves us alone,

315. but I guess the real trick is to put up a fight

316. but ultimately let him humiliate you.

317. - Okay, first of all, I wasn't even trying until halfway.

318. - We all got what we wanted here.

319. He got a win, you got the office,

320. and I don't have to make his coffee,

321. he's doing it himself.

322. Well... he's trying.

323. Anyway, the point is, you got what you wanted,

324. so who cares how it happened?

325. How do you guys drink this stuff?

326. - Are you sure you should be shining a 20,000-watt light

327. into the night sky?

328. - Uh, ever heard of the Bat Signal?

329. It's actually kind of a genius plan.

330. She's gonna see her trademark GF Flame in the sky,

331. zip on down, next thing you know,

332. she's wearing me like a backpack and we're halfway to Tokyo

333. for some Wagyu beef.

334. - Well, this is certainly a good story to tell

335. the woman you actually end up marrying.

336. - Okay, speaking of picking up on signals,

337. I'm sending a pretty clear one for you to beat it, Ron.

338. Wait...

339. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh, shoot.

340. - My baby, my baby, my baby, my baby, my baby.

341. Aah!

342. You know what? Maybe I should call Hannah.

343. - Yeah. Get her some flowers.

344. - Nice.

345. Hey, does this look straight to you?

346. - Van, I want a rematch.

347. - No, he won fair and square.

348. Come on. - No!

349. - Emily, all a rematch would do is rob you

350. of what is clearly a much needed lesson

351. in how to lose with a little class.

352. - Oh, and you're going to teach it to me?

353. - Oh, no, of course not.

354. I've never lost at anything.

355. The closest I've come to failure is when I spelled it

356. to win the regional Spelling Bee.

357. Oh.

358. Failure. F-A-L-U-R-E.

359. Failure.

360. - That's right, Emily! That's how it's spelled!

361. - Emily, don't feel bad. There is a long list

362. of some very talented people who have fallen

363. at the feet of Vanderveer Wayne.

364. - You beat Dr. Dre in a rap battle?

365. - He had me on my heels until I hit 'em with...

366. "Dr. Dre, man, you gay."

367. You gotta remember, this was the '90s

368. and that kind of casual homophobia was commonplace.

369. - Oh, "Best Bod, Daytona Beach 1998?"

370. What is...

371. "Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Champion."

372. The same year? - Delish.

373. - Oh, my God. How deep does this go?

374. - Somebody pull the fire alarm!

375. - People have been letting you win your whole life

376. so you would never have to experience F-A-I-L-U-R-E

377. - What is that? The French spelling?

378. - Your family and everyone in your life

379. have been going to insane lengths

380. to make you think you're a winner.

381. - That is not true! - Oh, yeah?

382. Ask Jackie whether or not you've really been

383. Employee of the Month for the past four straight years.

384. - Oh, but I guess I'm not

385. telling you anything you didn't already know,

386. because you were "Most Perceptive Baby of 1971."

387. - Get out.

388. Get out!

389. Both of you. Get out!

390. God...

391. Was that even you, Dr. Dre?

392. Are you even a doctor?

393. - He hasn't moved all morning.

394. It's like watching an iguana.

395. - Ew. - Well, you broke him, Emily.

396. That's not the way a man who wants to live sneezes.

397. - Trust me, this is better for everybody in the long run.

398. We can't keep tip-toeing around his ego.

399. - His ego? You're the one who eviscerated

400. a grown man because you couldn't handle losing a kids game.

401. - Okay, it's possible I don't like losing,

402. but it was more about the principle.

403. - That you deserved your own office.

404. - Yes. - Which he had already given

405. to you before you did that to him.

406. - Crap.

407. - It's really great to see you, Hannah.

408. I'm so glad I figured out that snafu

409. where my phone was dropping calls and couldn't send texts.

410. - I'm assuming you fixed it by switching it off B.S. mode?

411. You're lucky you're cute.

412. - Whoa!

413. Ow!

414. Oh, I just peed a little.

415. - I believe this is yours.

416. Oh, hey, you're the guy from the balcony.

417. - You guys out on a date?

418. - No.

419. You look great.

420. - It kinda looks like you're out on a date.

421. - Hey. - Cool.

422. - Cool. - I'm gonna...

423. - Great.

424. - Hey, boss.

425. How we feeling?

426. - You were right. There is an "I" in "failure"

427. and it's I.

428. Me. Uh—me—my—I don't—

429. I can't even grammar properly!

430. It's all a lie!

431. Was I actually prom king and did my date really like me

432. or was she just another flunky on the Wayne payroll?

433. - Oh, well, she seems... nice.

434. Who is this fella? - Oh, that's her uncle,

435. Silky Valentine. He was our chaperone.

436. Oh, my God.

437. She was a who—

438. No one has ever loved me!

439. - Okay, that's not true.

440. Your parents put an obscene amount of time and effort

441. into making sure you never experienced even one moment

442. of disappointment.

443. They must've really cared about you.

444. You know, you haven't lost at everything.

445. You did beat me at the Green Arrow game

446. all by yourself.

447. - That's right... I did.

448. - See? There you go.

449. - I destroyed you!

450. - It was very close. - Eh.

451. - Look, we don't need to be squaring off like this.

452. We are on the same team, and if we both refuse to lose,

453. then we can accomplish great things.

454. - You're right, I-I don't need to be threatened

455. by your wins, 'cause your wins are my wins.

456. And your losses, I can just blame on you.

457. - That's not exactly— - Emily!

458. I am back!

459. Now get out of my office 'cause I'm about to sneeze.

460. - Oh. - I'm gonna sneeze.

461. Get out!

462. Oh, good, it's gone.

463. That wasn't that bad.

464. - Ha. That's funny.