1. - Are you guys ready for lunch?
Copy !req
2. Guys, it's 80 degrees outside.
Copy !req
3. - First day of cold
season, newbie.
Copy !req
4. - It's when all the
icy super villians
Copy !req
5. start fighting
and freezing stuff.
Copy !req
6. I wonder who's coming
to Charm City this year.
Copy !req
7. Mr. Freeze, Captain Cold...
Copy !req
8. Frostbite, Killer Frost...
Copy !req
9. - Minister Blizzard...
- Snow Patrol.
Copy !req
10. Wait, that's a band, but
they're coming to town.
Copy !req
11. - Ooh.
- I'm not scared
Copy !req
12. of a few flurries, okay?
I am from the Midwest.
Copy !req
13. I know what real cold is.
Copy !req
14. - You were saying?
Copy !req
15. Yep, that's real cold.
Copy !req
16. Cold season is
impossible to dress for.
Copy !req
17. It's like a wedding
on the beach.
Copy !req
18. - Linen and no socks.
- Not complicated.
Copy !req
19. - You should get a
pair of Teddy's gloves.
Copy !req
20. These?
Copy !req
21. Designed them myself.
Copy !req
22. They heat my hands to
the perfect temperature.
Copy !req
23. They can also
defrost your car door
Copy !req
24. or reheat your coffee.
Copy !req
25. Heh?
Copy !req
26. - That was a soda.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
27. - Anyways, I have
some very exciting news.
Copy !req
28. - Is it actually exciting
or is it Emily exciting?
Copy !req
29. - What the hell is
"Emily exciting"?
Copy !req
30. - Finding a conflict-free
brand of hummus.
Copy !req
31. - Having another
shopper at Anthropologie
Copy !req
32. ask if you work there.
Copy !req
33. - Getting retweeted
by Lena Dunham.
Copy !req
34. - She didn't just retweet me.
Copy !req
35. She quoted my tweet
Copy !req
36. and wrote "so much this."
Copy !req
37. Anyways, you guys'll like this.
Copy !req
38. Wayne Industries
is holding a contest
Copy !req
39. that awards $100,000
Copy !req
40. to the employee who
comes up with an invention
Copy !req
41. that, "embodies the
triumph of the human spirit."
Copy !req
42. - Whoa, that is the exact
review I wrote for my barber.
Copy !req
43. I mean, this doesn't
just happen, guys.
Copy !req
44. - I know.
- I'm sorry,
Copy !req
45. you losers talking
about entering
Copy !req
46. the Wayne Innovation Contest?
Copy !req
47. - Excuse me.
- Who are you?
Copy !req
48. - Zane and Anton,
Copy !req
49. two Wayne X asshats.
Copy !req
50. They think they're so cool
Copy !req
51. because they work
in a super-elite division
Copy !req
52. that makes
cutting-edge technology
Copy !req
53. that shapes our future.
Copy !req
54. - That actually does
sound pretty cool.
Copy !req
55. - It is.
- And they get free soda.
Copy !req
56. - We do.
- Why wouldn't we enter
Copy !req
57. the Wayne Innovation Contest?
Copy !req
58. - Because no one gives a
crap about Wayne Security R&D.
Copy !req
59. You make widgets.
You're nobodies.
Copy !req
60. - Yeah.
Copy !req
61. - Our division matters.
- We are not nobodies.
Copy !req
62. - FYI, guys, corporate gave
away your parking spots.
Copy !req
63. So starting next week,
you're gonna have to park
Copy !req
64. across the street under
the bridge that leaks tar.
Copy !req
65. - This child-sized
car arrived for you.
Copy !req
66. Were you expecting
a full-size one
Copy !req
67. or is it because your
father didn't hug you?
Copy !req
68. - My Bugatti is because
my father didn't hug me,
Copy !req
69. - this is for an actual child.
- But you hate those.
Copy !req
70. - I know, but I'm going away
with Chelsea this weekend
Copy !req
71. and she's insisting
on bringing her son.
Copy !req
72. - Isn't no kids in the agreement
that you make women sign
Copy !req
73. - before you date them?
- No, the agreement states
Copy !req
74. that we can't make any kids,
Copy !req
75. but it doesn't account
Copy !req
76. for any pre-existing conditions.
Copy !req
77. It's broken into
hundreds of pieces.
Copy !req
78. - There's a ransom note.
- Those are instructions.
Copy !req
79. It's in pieces because
you have to put it together.
Copy !req
80. - I can't do this.
Copy !req
81. You know, Jackie, I'm
gonna need you to...
Copy !req
82. Old girl's still got some moves.
Copy !req
83. - I don't know about you guys,
but hearing those Wayne X punks
Copy !req
84. tells us we're nobodies got
me really excited for this contest.
Copy !req
85. It had the opposite
effect on me.
Copy !req
86. I am very demoralized.
Copy !req
87. Teddy, what about you?
Copy !req
88. They weren't referring to me.
Copy !req
89. I think it was more like
Steve, Susan, Wendy.
Copy !req
90. - Wendy's right there.
- Nah, it's cool.
Copy !req
91. - I mean, I don't not suck.
- See?
Copy !req
92. - What about your heat gloves?
- They're amazing.
Copy !req
93. Enter those and
we could win this.
Copy !req
94. - I mean, my heat
gloves would kill it,
Copy !req
95. fo' sho, but I got a
lot on my plate, so...
Copy !req
96. - Sure.
- I get it.
Copy !req
97. You know, I built you
up too much in my head.
Copy !req
98. I did the same thing
with the "Hobbit" movies.
Copy !req
99. - I am not the "Hobbit" movies.
Copy !req
100. - That sounds like something
a "Hobbit" movie would say.
Copy !req
101. - I can't argue with that logic.
- I'm in.
Copy !req
102. Yeah, suck it, Wayne X.
Copy !req
103. - I am re-moralized!
Copy !req
104. Ooh.
Copy !req
105. - Probably need to
make a few tweaks.
Copy !req
106. - Yeah.
Copy !req
107. - Benny!
- Charles!
Copy !req
108. No.
Copy !req
109. He has the look.
Copy !req
110. - The "I'm gonna
blow up your day"
Copy !req
111. "by making you do some
annoying personal task" look.
Copy !req
112. - Hey, guys.
- I was wondering...
Copy !req
113. - Diarrhea.
- Period.
Copy !req
114. There he is!
Copy !req
115. Ron John Silvers.
Copy !req
116. Ron-athan Taylor Thomas.
Copy !req
117. Linda Ronstadt.
Copy !req
118. - If you have to do that,
I'd prefer Ronda Rousey.
Copy !req
119. - I have a treat for you.
- I need you to build this car.
Copy !req
120. - But I was gonna go
sledding for cold season.
Copy !req
121. You know I love winter.
Copy !req
122. - The thrill of sledding,
that is fleeting,
Copy !req
123. but the joy of obeying
Copy !req
124. a direct order
from your superior,
Copy !req
125. that lasts forever.
Copy !req
126. You the man, Ronda.
Copy !req
127. But, I mean...
Copy !req
128. - Okay, this is
prototype number three,
Copy !req
129. test number two.
Copy !req
130. My assistant Emily will attempt
Copy !req
131. to melt the frost off
this car door handle.
Copy !req
132. These cold mornings
are the worst.
Copy !req
133. Unless...
Copy !req
134. And now I can make
it to my grandparents'
Copy !req
135. 50th anniversary.
Copy !req
136. - I could do without
the backstory.
Copy !req
137. - Sorry.
- I'm taking an improv class.
Copy !req
138. - Okay, so we've
mastered low temperatures.
Copy !req
139. Now, let's heat things up.
Copy !req
140. - Holy crap.
- Teddy, these are a game-changer.
Copy !req
141. The judges are gonna
see your gloves and say,
Copy !req
142. Wayne Security is just
as relevant as Wayne X
Copy !req
143. and the guys who made this
is most definitely not a nobody.
Copy !req
144. - Of course I'm not a nobody,
Copy !req
145. but you know judges,
they're unpredictable,
Copy !req
146. and if they were dumb
and they didn't pick mine,
Copy !req
147. I mean, I'm still obviously
Copy !req
148. immensely talented and...
Copy !req
149. my God.
Copy !req
150. There's still kernels
left in the bag.
Copy !req
151. - So what?
- There's always kernels
Copy !req
152. - left in the bag.
- Okay, the gloves aren't ready.
Copy !req
153. There's not an even
distribution of heat
Copy !req
154. and we haven't even checked
to see if you get a rash.
Copy !req
155. - They are ready.
- They're not,
Copy !req
156. and I can't submit a
product that's not ready.
Copy !req
157. It's not fair to the gloves.
Copy !req
158. - But two minutes
ago, you just...
Copy !req
159. - There's kernels
in the bag, Emily.
Copy !req
160. There's kernels in the bag!
Copy !req
161. There's kernels in the bag!
Copy !req
162. - What's up, really hot loser?
Copy !req
163. You guys get your submission in?
Copy !req
164. We've got something.
Copy !req
165. It is just so ahead of its time
Copy !req
166. we're gonna hold off
submitting it till next year.
Copy !req
167. - Admit it.
- You're a nobody,
Copy !req
168. you work with nobodies,
Copy !req
169. and the best you could
hope for is to marry one of us.
Copy !req
170. - You know what, Zane?
- You're gonna regret saying that
Copy !req
171. because you just
convinced us to submit,
Copy !req
172. and we're gonna win.
Copy !req
173. It's classic Zane and Emily
Copy !req
174. will they, won't they.
Copy !req
175. - Why do you look
smugger than usual?
Copy !req
176. Which is already
so incredibly smug.
Copy !req
177. - Well, because this
division is going to win
Copy !req
178. the Wayne Innovation Prize.
Copy !req
179. I submitted Teddy's gloves.
Copy !req
180. - Please tell me you didn't.
- Why not?
Copy !req
181. - Let me tell
you a little story.
Copy !req
182. Five years ago, Teddy
entered a competition
Copy !req
183. to redesign the
Wayne Industries logo.
Copy !req
184. - Why are you using
an ominous voice?
Copy !req
185. - You'll see.
Copy !req
186. He threw himself
into the competition,
Copy !req
187. and convinced himself
that he was going to win,
Copy !req
188. and then when he didn't,
he lashed out at everyone...
Copy !req
189. And started punishing himself.
Copy !req
190. Come on.
Copy !req
191. - He took to
wearing cargo shorts,
Copy !req
192. switched to an
AOL email address,
Copy !req
193. and used all of
his vacation days
Copy !req
194. - to go to Tampa.
- Tampa?
Copy !req
195. That's not even the nicest
part of Central Florida.
Copy !req
196. Anyways, it doesn't matter
because we're going to win.
Copy !req
197. - You better hope so,
Copy !req
198. otherwise you're
about to break Teddy.
Copy !req
199. Tampa.
Copy !req
200. So, Teddy...
Copy !req
201. - I thought your
gloves were brilliant...
Copy !req
202. and I entered them
into the contest.
Copy !req
203. - I told you they weren't ready
and you went behind my back?
Copy !req
204. - Teddy, I...
- Don't "Teddy" me.
Copy !req
205. This is the ultimate betrayal.
This is worst than the time
Copy !req
206. that Wendy bought the
same glasses as me.
Copy !req
207. - That was awful!
- Okay, hold on!
Copy !req
208. How would you feel
Copy !req
209. if I told you you're
in the finals?
Copy !req
210. - I'm in the finals?
- You bet your sweet ass.
Copy !req
211. My God.
Copy !req
212. I mean, I didn't even
know there were finals.
Copy !req
213. I mean, obviously
they're dope gloves.
Copy !req
214. I just didn't know how dope.
Apparently the answer was
Copy !req
215. the dopest.
Copy !req
216. Emily, thank you
for making me realize
Copy !req
217. I'm a winner.
Copy !req
218. Or a finalist.
Copy !req
219. - Yes!
Copy !req
220. - There are no finals.
- You just made that up.
Copy !req
221. - I didn't know what to do.
Copy !req
222. I could see it in his eyes,
Copy !req
223. he was already halfway to Tampa.
Copy !req
224. It'll all be fine, right?
Copy !req
225. - Mom, Dad, yeah.
Copy !req
226. I got huge news.
No, not a girlfriend,
Copy !req
227. but you're still gonna
be proud of me.
Copy !req
228. - I have a feeling this is
all gonna end with a call
Copy !req
229. from the Busch
Gardens Coroner's Office.
Copy !req
230. It's gonna be cold.
Copy !req
231. - Ron!
- Van?
Copy !req
232. I thought you were on
vacation with your girlfriend
Copy !req
233. - and her son?
- We have a problem.
Copy !req
234. Evidently, Dylan,
that's a girl's name,
Copy !req
235. and she does not
like that car you built.
Copy !req
236. - You're just trying to
have sex with my mom.
Copy !req
237. - Yeah, we've established that.
- Look, I have sent you
Copy !req
238. a toy Wonder Woman jet.
Copy !req
239. I need you to put that together
Copy !req
240. and have it couriered to me.
Copy !req
241. - Isn't her jet invisible?
Copy !req
242. - Yes.
Copy !req
243. Assembly is gonna be a bitch.
Copy !req
244. - Ron, you have
to set boundaries,
Copy !req
245. and not let people
take advantage of you.
Copy !req
246. Do you think I
would have stopped
Copy !req
247. having sex in Susan's car
Copy !req
248. if she hadn't started
hiding her keys?
Copy !req
249. - You still have
sex in Susan's car.
Copy !req
250. - The point is he is not gonna
stop taking advantage of you
Copy !req
251. unless you push back, and
if you don't push back now,
Copy !req
252. one day, you're
going to explode.
Copy !req
253. - I appreciate your
concern, but I'm a big boy
Copy !req
254. and I know when I'm
being taken advantage of.
Copy !req
255. - Fine.
Copy !req
256. - Hey, can I have your car keys?
- Sure.
Copy !req
257. Hey, loser.
Copy !req
258. - You wanna go out with me?
- No.
Copy !req
259. Why would you think that?
Copy !req
260. Because I've been
negging you hard.
Copy !req
261. All of Reddit said
this would work.
Copy !req
262. - What're you doing down here?
Copy !req
263. - We won the Wayne
Innovation Prize,
Copy !req
264. - so we're here to gloat.
- That's right.
Copy !req
265. - What?
Copy !req
266. - She's not that hot.
Copy !req
267. - She is.
- Yeah, she is.
Copy !req
268. - Ron, where's Teddy?
Copy !req
269. He called in sick.
Copy !req
270. - No.
- He must be devastated.
Copy !req
271. - Wait, no, no, no, no.
- No!
Copy !req
272. I just finished
putting it together.
Copy !req
273. - Teddy.
- Thank God you're here.
Copy !req
274. For a second I thought
you might have already
Copy !req
275. caught a flight to Tampa.
Copy !req
276. - I have been meaning to
check out Busch Gardens.
Copy !req
277. - What're you doing here?
- I know it must really hurt
Copy !req
278. that you didn't win the
Wayne Innovation Contest,
Copy !req
279. - but I just want you to know...
- I didn't win?
Copy !req
280. - You didn't know?
Copy !req
281. - Teddy, who's this?
Copy !req
282. You have guests.
Copy !req
283. - Hello.
- I'm Teddy's father, Sunil.
Copy !req
284. This is his mother, Nisha,
and his brother Ajay.
Copy !req
285. - Are you here for Ajay's
going-away dinner?
Copy !req
286. - She's not.
- Where's he going?
Copy !req
287. - Outer space.
Copy !req
288. - I thought you said
your brother was a doctor.
Copy !req
289. - He's an astronaut
and a doctor.
Copy !req
290. - The technical
term is space doctor.
Copy !req
291. - What were you saying
about Teddy and that contest?
Copy !req
292. - Did he win?
- Well, you know,
Copy !req
293. winning is really
just a social con...
Copy !req
294. - I lost, and I'm so glad that
we're all here for this moment
Copy !req
295. - when I found out.
- Teddy, do you mind
Copy !req
296. keeping it down?
I gotta take this.
Copy !req
297. - This is my
apartment, all right?
Copy !req
298. Your dumb friends can wait.
Copy !req
299. Mr. President.
Copy !req
300. Yes, thank you. Thank you, sir.
Copy !req
301. - Hey.
Copy !req
302. - Hey.
Copy !req
303. - So I just wanna say
Copy !req
304. I am really sorry.
Copy !req
305. - Don't be.
- It's totally fine.
Copy !req
306. - It is?
Copy !req
307. - Emily, I'm a grown man.
Copy !req
308. All right? It's just
a stupid contest.
Copy !req
309. I'll get 'em next year.
Copy !req
310. Okay, cool.
Copy !req
311. Well, in that case, we could
use your help on a redesign.
Copy !req
312. - I would love to
take a look at it.
Copy !req
313. - That is a great
attitude, Teddy.
Copy !req
314. You seem fine and
I did nothing wrong.
Copy !req
315. So, as you can see,
Copy !req
316. the packaging of
this fear gas detector
Copy !req
317. needs a little work.
Copy !req
318. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Okay.
Copy !req
319. I have a great idea.
Copy !req
320. What if instead of
using molded plastic,
Copy !req
321. we use...
Copy !req
322. This hamburger wrapper.
Copy !req
323. Like a very thin
recyclable material?
Copy !req
324. - Nuh, nuh, nuh.
- I mean this literal piece
Copy !req
325. of ketchup-stained garbage
Copy !req
326. because obviously
Copy !req
327. Wayne Industries
doesn't appreciate quality
Copy !req
328. or craftsmanship or
aesthetics whatsoever.
Copy !req
329. So a garbage company
Copy !req
330. gets a garbage wrapper.
Copy !req
331. - I didn't wanna say
this in front of Teddy,
Copy !req
332. but I don't think the
wrapper's a good idea.
Copy !req
333. - That's right, Mr. Sled,
Copy !req
334. you and I have a date
Copy !req
335. with the big ol'
hill by City Hall.
Copy !req
336. You said it, Ron.
Copy !req
337. Nothing's gonna
ruin our fun today.
Copy !req
338. I love you.
Copy !req
339. Don't do it, Ron.
Copy !req
340. - The sled's right.
Copy !req
341. Nothing good can come
from answering that call.
Copy !req
342. You two are just overreacting.
Copy !req
343. He's probably just
calling to say thank you.
Copy !req
344. - Ronda Sykes.
Copy !req
345. Hey, thank you so
much for you hard work.
Copy !req
346. - You're welcome, Van.
Copy !req
347. - Ronda, I need you
to build four more
Copy !req
348. of those girl jets
you can't see.
Copy !req
349. Evidently Dylan has a
"squad" and they have "goals."
Copy !req
350. One of which is posting
pictures to Instagram
Copy !req
351. with the hashtag
#BitchYouCantAffordThis.
Copy !req
352. And then they do
this snap emoji.
Copy !req
353. I'm really coming
around on these kids.
Copy !req
354. - Yeah, but I was just
about to go sledding
Copy !req
355. in this adorable outfit.
Copy !req
356. - Well, you can wear
the adorable outfit
Copy !req
357. while you put
together those planes.
Copy !req
358. - No.
Copy !req
359. - I'm getting bad reception.
Copy !req
360. It sounded like you said "no."
Copy !req
361. - I did say no because
that's not my job.
Copy !req
362. - Ron, neither is
giving Dylan braids,
Copy !req
363. but this morning, I did it.
Copy !req
364. - You ruined it.
Copy !req
365. - That is the perfect fishtail
Copy !req
366. and you know it!
Copy !req
367. Listen, Ron, just
build the planes.
Copy !req
368. Snap, snap, snap emojis.
Copy !req
369. - No, you listen.
- How 'bout no
Copy !req
370. because I don't wanna do
it? In fact, I didn't wanna do
Copy !req
371. any of the stupid crap
you asked me to do.
Copy !req
372. Not for you, not for Dylan,
Copy !req
373. - and certainly not for her squad!
- You listen to me...
Copy !req
374. It is possible I'm bothered
Copy !req
375. by people taking
advantage of me.
Copy !req
376. - No.
Copy !req
377. - Establishment is dead!
- Establishment is dead!
Copy !req
378. No one understands me!
Establishment is dead!
Copy !req
379. - How long is he
going to be like this?
Copy !req
380. - Well, last time, he requested
no eye contact for eight months,
Copy !req
381. but it was a good
year and a half
Copy !req
382. before he stopped
listening to speed metal.
Copy !req
383. This is ridiculous.
Copy !req
384. - Establishment is dead!
Copy !req
385. - Teddy, your gloves are great.
Copy !req
386. You should be really proud,
Copy !req
387. but you need to accept
the fact that they didn't win
Copy !req
388. and move on.
Copy !req
389. - No, my gloves
were a masterpiece.
Copy !req
390. I should have
won. It was rigged.
Copy !req
391. - Establishment is dead!
Copy !req
392. No one understands me!
Establishment is dead!
Copy !req
393. - Establishment is dead!
- Establishment is dead!
Copy !req
394. No one understands me!
Establishment is dead!
Copy !req
395. - I didn't wanna
have to do this,
Copy !req
396. but there's something
you need to see.
Copy !req
397. - Hello, Teddy.
Copy !req
398. This is the winner
Copy !req
399. of the Wayne Innovation Prize.
Copy !req
400. This guy won?
Copy !req
401. Okay, there's no way
somebody this good-looking
Copy !req
402. could invent something
better than these.
Copy !req
403. - No, he didn't invent
something better than those,
Copy !req
404. he is the invention.
Copy !req
405. - Are you checking
out our robot?
Copy !req
406. - It's not that cool.
Copy !req
407. - Would you like
me to be cooler?
Copy !req
408. I hear The Strokes are
playing a secret show tonight
Copy !req
409. in Joaquin Phoenix's backyard.
Copy !req
410. Yeah, those mittens
are super dope too, bro.
Copy !req
411. - Teddy...
Copy !req
412. - See, this is why I
didn't want to submit,
Copy !req
413. but you went behind my
back and you did it anyway.
Copy !req
414. - I was doing it for you.
Copy !req
415. - No, you did it for you.
Copy !req
416. You didn't like that
you were in charge
Copy !req
417. of a division of nobodies.
Copy !req
418. - Well, maybe we wouldn't
be a division of nobodies
Copy !req
419. if we had less pouty babies
Copy !req
420. and more people
like your brother.
Copy !req
421. Went too far. Already regret it.
Copy !req
422. - Get out of here.
- Frostbite is...
Copy !req
423. - Wow, really puts
things in perspective.
Copy !req
424. I can't even remember
what we were talking about.
Copy !req
425. You were saying that you
wished you'd hired my brother
Copy !req
426. - instead of me.
- Was that today?
Copy !req
427. Crap, the handle's frozen.
Copy !req
428. - Teddy...
- What?
Copy !req
429. - Your gloves.
Copy !req
430. We can use them to
unfreeze the handle.
Copy !req
431. Yes!
Copy !req
432. - Or unfreeze Crimson Fox.
Copy !req
433. - Yeah, here we go.
- Okay.
Copy !req
434. - My God, it's working.
- Of course it's working.
Copy !req
435. I set it to Deep Fried Turkey.
Copy !req
436. You know, you were right.
Copy !req
437. I entered the contest
for me. I'm sorry, Teddy.
Copy !req
438. I didn't bust my
ass my whole life
Copy !req
439. to hear those Wayne X
dicks tell me I'm a nobody.
Copy !req
440. - Try being reminded
you're a nobody
Copy !req
441. every single time you
talk to your parents.
Copy !req
442. - Trust me.
- I know how hard it is
Copy !req
443. to live in a sibling's shadow.
Copy !req
444. Yeah, what does your sister do?
Copy !req
445. - She's a dog walker.
Copy !req
446. I just know it's really
hard for her sometimes.
Copy !req
447. - You don't know what it's like.
Copy !req
448. You're my space-doctor brother,
Copy !req
449. which makes me your
dog-walking little sister.
Copy !req
450. - And she's a great person
who's capable of great things.
Copy !req
451. - Just like you.
- Right.
Copy !req
452. I'm gonna be here my
whole life while my brother's
Copy !req
453. performing open-heart
surgery at zero gravity.
Copy !req
454. - Well, we'll both be here,
Copy !req
455. and for what it's worth,
Copy !req
456. I'm glad I'm here with you.
Copy !req
457. Oops.
Copy !req
458. - Ooh, yeah.
Copy !req
459. - That was brutal.
- Sorry.
Copy !req
460. Must have been very cold.
Copy !req
461. - No, I meant listening
to that conversation.
Copy !req
462. The gloves are cool
though. Can I have those?
Copy !req
463. Yeah, I mean, you...
Copy !req
464. you gonna use 'em to,
like, fight crime and stuff?
Copy !req
465. - No, I'm gonna use
them to make popcorn.
Copy !req
466. Of course I'm gonna use
them to fight crime, you dink.
Copy !req
467. Okay.
Copy !req
468. - Van?
Copy !req
469. I want to apologize
for my outburst.
Copy !req
470. - You embarrassed me in
front of Dylan and her squad.
Copy !req
471. - I'm sorry.
- It's just that I learned that
Copy !req
472. I can say no and
still be a nice person
Copy !req
473. because I also need
to be nice to myself.
Copy !req
474. I'm sorry too.
Copy !req
475. I'm used to bossing
servants around.
Copy !req
476. They're who raised me. My
father was always working.
Copy !req
477. He was too busy to
spend time with me
Copy !req
478. - or teach me how to build things.
- That's so sad.
Copy !req
479. Except the cartoonish
level of opulence.
Copy !req
480. - Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Copy !req
481. The one thing I wanted
my entire childhood,
Copy !req
482. it was a dream
really, was to build
Copy !req
483. a tree house with my father.
Copy !req
484. He promised, but
year after year,
Copy !req
485. that dream was crushed.
Copy !req
486. - Well, Van, we're gonna
build you that tree house.
Copy !req
487. No, I cannot let you do that.
Copy !req
488. - No, no, no, you just
pick the tree, and it's yours.
Copy !req
489. I'm gonna get started
on the blueprints.
Copy !req
490. I'm gonna make your
dreams come true.
Copy !req
491. - Thank you, Ron!
Copy !req
492. Whatever your last name is.
Copy !req
493. Dylan. Hey, I found somebody
Copy !req
494. to build your stupid tree house.
Now you make good on our deal,
Copy !req
495. and you let me and your mom
have a little bit of grown-up time.
Copy !req
496. Yes, I'm talking about sex.
Copy !req
497. - With her modern take
Copy !req
498. on a classic apple pie.
Copy !req
499. This just in: Cold
season is over.
Copy !req
500. Crimson Fox defeated
several cold villains
Copy !req
501. using what appears to be a
pair of super-heated gloves.
Copy !req
502. - Hey, it's Teddy's gloves.
Copy !req
503. Looks like I brought Teddy back.
Copy !req
504. - I am a genius!
Copy !req
505. Teddy-Ted!
Copy !req
506. Teddy-Ted!
Copy !req
507. - Yeah.
Copy !req
508. He's gonna be real
easy to work with now.
Copy !req
509. That's funny.
Copy !req