1. - Just moved here for a new job.Copy !req
2. Really excited.Copy !req
3. How long have you
lived in Charm City?Copy !req
4. - Long enough to know it sucks.Copy !req
5. - I don't know.
- I like it.Copy !req
6. A little bigger than
where I grew up,Copy !req
7. but not that different.Copy !req
8. Except for that.Copy !req
9. - Citizens of Charm City,Copy !req
10. Feel the fire of Jack-O-Lantern.Copy !req
11. - Are you guys seeing this?Copy !req
12. Siri, push my meeting an hour.Copy !req
13. I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
14. Yet another superhero battle.Copy !req
15. Well, my name's Emily LockeCopy !req
16. and I grew up in what's
known as a fly-over state.Copy !req
17. Superheroes never stopped there.Copy !req
18. They just flew over it.Copy !req
19. I didn't have any powers,Copy !req
20. so I did what everybody
else in my town did:Copy !req
21. Finish school and
got a soul-crushing job.Copy !req
22. I felt unfulfilled.Copy !req
23. Until one day, my
dad reminded meCopy !req
24. that you don't need superpowers
to accomplish great things.Copy !req
25. - What you do, in
your own quiet way,Copy !req
26. can change people's
lives for the better.Copy !req
27. - Right then and there, I
decided to make a change:Copy !req
28. I got a job at a company that
helps regular people like usCopy !req
29. feel safer in a world where
this kind of stuff happens.Copy !req
30. And now I might not even
make it to my first day.Copy !req
31. My God, you're Crimson Fox.Copy !req
32. Wow. You don't
see that every day.Copy !req
33. - Actually, you do.Copy !req
34. You see it every day.Copy !req
35. - I'm still gonna take a photo.Copy !req
36. male narrator: In a world
where superheroes and villainsCopy !req
37. battle above us each day,Copy !req
38. Wayne Security
brings you productsCopy !req
39. that give the power
back to the powerless.Copy !req
40. Like our
revolutionary Joker anti-venom.Copy !req
41. - Whoo.Copy !req
42. - Emily Locke?
- I'm sorry I'm late.Copy !req
43. You'll never believe
what happened to me.Copy !req
44. My train literally went
off the rails and the...Copy !req
45. - I'm gonna cut you off here
because I'm assuming you lived.Copy !req
46. Mr. Wayne is waiting for you.Copy !req
47. - I just wanted to
thank you againCopy !req
48. for this opportunity, Mr. Wayne.Copy !req
49. - Please, call me Van.Copy !req
50. Now, my cousin Bruce, he
likes to be called Mr. Wayne.Copy !req
51. I call him B-Dubs.
We're very close.Copy !req
52. And I just told him about you.Copy !req
53. - You talked to Bruce
Wayne about me?Copy !req
54. - No, I texted him.
- He's hard to reach.Copy !req
55. But... look at his reply.Copy !req
56. - "Stop using my
HBO GO password."Copy !req
57. No, that...Copy !req
58. What a joker. That's
classic B-Dubs.Copy !req
59. Look at the one right before it.Copy !req
60. - "Sounds good."Copy !req
61. - Bruce Wayne thinks
you "sounds good."Copy !req
62. Look, I'm not gonna lie to you.Copy !req
63. Business at Wayne
Security is down,Copy !req
64. and I am looking to you,
as our new Director of R&D.Copy !req
65. to come up with a
big idea, all right?Copy !req
66. Something that I
can show to Bruce,Copy !req
67. and he'll be like, "What?"Copy !req
68. And I'll be like, "Yeah."Copy !req
69. - This is everything
I have ever wanted.Copy !req
70. I promise I will
not let you down.Copy !req
71. - I know you won't.Copy !req
72. There were more
experienced candidates,Copy !req
73. but you stood out. You
are a people person.Copy !req
74. Every one of your
references saidCopy !req
75. you're a great motivatorCopy !req
76. and you actually
care about the... the...Copy !req
77. - People?
- Yep!Copy !req
78. - I do, that's why I
wanted to work here.Copy !req
79. - I want to help people.
- Love that.Copy !req
80. As long as it's help
plus kicking ass.Copy !req
81. Because you need to
whip this team into shape.Copy !req
82. They're very talented,
but they're just missingCopy !req
83. a you to motivate them.Copy !req
84. I'm more of a big picture guy.Copy !req
85. Look at this picture.Copy !req
86. This picture's huge.Copy !req
87. - You know, I am no
stranger to adversity.Copy !req
88. My dad owned a flower shop,
and when it was struggling, I...Copy !req
89. - I'm dying to hear the
end of that story, but...Copy !req
90. ooh, look, it's... my
assistant's, motioning to me.Copy !req
91. What is it? Jackie, did
you need something?Copy !req
92. - No.
- What do you want from me?Copy !req
93. - Nothing.Copy !req
94. You are the worst.Copy !req
95. You said there's a
phone call for me?Copy !req
96. Bruce Wayne is on
the phone for you.Copy !req
97. - Bruce Wayne?
- My cuz-bro.Copy !req
98. No.Copy !req
99. - Come on.
- Time to meet your team.Copy !req
100. - I can't believe I'm actually
working for Bruce Wayne.Copy !req
101. - Dot dot dot's cousin.Copy !req
102. Teddy, this is Emily
Locke, your new boss.Copy !req
103. - Nice to meet you.
- What do you do here?Copy !req
104. - I disrupt.Copy !req
105. I alter the structure
of expectations,Copy !req
106. make people see
things in new ways.Copy !req
107. For example, what
do you think this is?Copy !req
108. - A desk?
- But what if it wasn't?Copy !req
109. What if it was the
opposite of a desk?Copy !req
110. - I'm sorry, I'm still not
exactly sure what you do.Copy !req
111. - I'm the Chief Design Officer.Copy !req
112. - But what if you weren't?Copy !req
113. - Wait, are you firing me?
- Is she firing me?Copy !req
114. - No, no.
- I was just making a joke.Copy !req
115. - Good one.
- Good one.Copy !req
116. All right, come on.Copy !req
117. Let me show you around.Copy !req
118. This is the lab.Copy !req
119. That's our 3-D
printer. Don't touch it.Copy !req
120. That's liquid
nitrogen. Don't touch it.Copy !req
121. That's Wendy, our
lead software engineer.Copy !req
122. - Let me guess, don't touch her?Copy !req
123. - Why would you touch her?Copy !req
124. - Hey, guys.
- Watch this.Copy !req
125. - That's Ron.
- He's head of engineeringCopy !req
126. and chief of childlike wonder.Copy !req
127. - Batter up!Copy !req
128. - That's amazing.
- What is it?Copy !req
129. - It's called the Wear Bag.Copy !req
130. It protects against collateral
damage from superhero battles.Copy !req
131. We're talking about projectiles,
falling debris, direct blows.Copy !req
132. - It's only good for one use.Copy !req
133. - I know.Copy !req
134. That's for taking
my muffin, Steve.Copy !req
135. That is an amazing product.Copy !req
136. - Right?
- LexCorp makes it.Copy !req
137. - We're trying to
figure out how it worksCopy !req
138. so we can make
a cheap knock-off.Copy !req
139. Welcome to Wayne Security.Copy !req
140. - Let's... be... better.Copy !req
141. - That's a permanent marker.Copy !req
142. - Well, good, because that's
how I want us to be thinking.Copy !req
143. Permanently.Copy !req
144. Look, Wayne Security
has stopped innovating.Copy !req
145. Our follow up to last
year's Joker Venom AntidoteCopy !req
146. is the exact same thing
in a slightly darker purple.Copy !req
147. It's not slightly darker.Copy !req
148. Okay, one is amethyst
and one's sangria.Copy !req
149. You don't get it.
She doesn't get it.Copy !req
150. She's not getting it.Copy !req
151. - No, I get that
they're different.Copy !req
152. I just don't think anyone caresCopy !req
153. about the color.Copy !req
154. - Ooh, kitty's got claws.Copy !req
155. - Guys, we need
to be innovating.Copy !req
156. We need to push ourselves.Copy !req
157. We can't...Copy !req
158. just copy what LexCorp does.Copy !req
159. - We need to...Copy !req
160. Let's be better.Copy !req
161. And do you know
how we'll do that?Copy !req
162. - Let me guess.
- By thinking outside the box?Copy !req
163. - I want us to forget
the box ever existed.Copy !req
164. Ron, what are you working on?Copy !req
165. - Literally... the box.Copy !req
166. - Ron, I did not know that.Copy !req
167. This morning, my train
was blown off the track,Copy !req
168. which apparently happens
every day around here.Copy !req
169. Let's come up with something
that solves things like that.Copy !req
170. - That's a brilliant idea.
- Let me just summon a wizard.Copy !req
171. Shazam! Nothing.Copy !req
172. Have you ever even
made a product?Copy !req
173. - Well, n... no.Copy !req
174. No, but I was sixth in
my class at Wharton.Copy !req
175. - Ron, is that a product?
- Not a product.Copy !req
176. - No, I was President of
the Young Leaders Group.Copy !req
177. - Ron, surely that's a product.
- Ooh, guess again, Teddy.Copy !req
178. - Well, guess what?
- This company needs a big ideaCopy !req
179. that you haven't delivered.Copy !req
180. So I suggest you
take my lead on thisCopy !req
181. because I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
182. Okay, Van hired me for a reason.Copy !req
183. - Yeah, because the
other people didn't work out.Copy !req
184. - What other people?
- You're the fifth new bossCopy !req
185. we've had this year.Copy !req
186. And I refuse to let
myself get attached.Copy !req
187. I'm not getting hurt again.Copy !req
188. - But we'll do whatever you wantCopy !req
189. until number six comes along.Copy !req
190. - Just to be clear, I'm not
gonna do whatever you want,Copy !req
191. so...Copy !req
192. - You fired four people
before you got to me?Copy !req
193. - Technically,
they weren't fired.Copy !req
194. One was crushed by
rubble before he started.Copy !req
195. I like to think of that
as God firing him.Copy !req
196. - Don't you think you
should have told me thatCopy !req
197. in the interview?Copy !req
198. - You want the real scoop?Copy !req
199. You want to pop
the hood on this vanCopy !req
200. and see what's inside?Copy !req
201. - Yes.Copy !req
202. - Fine.Copy !req
203. I was supposed to be promoted
to the Gotham office last year.Copy !req
204. But then Bob Lackey from
WayneBev pulled the ideaCopy !req
205. for Wayne Light
Lime out of his assCopy !req
206. and he took my spot!Copy !req
207. The only reason you're hereCopy !req
208. is to come up with a big ideaCopy !req
209. to get me out of this
God-forsaken taint of a city.Copy !req
210. - And I will.Copy !req
211. It just might
take a little time.Copy !req
212. I'm sure Wayne Light Lime
didn't happen overnight.Copy !req
213. - The man left a lime in
a beer, literally overnight.Copy !req
214. Get me to Gotham,
or somebody else will.Copy !req
215. - If he thinks I'm
scared, I'm not.Copy !req
216. I'm going to get the team
to come up with a big idea.Copy !req
217. - Yeah, they seem to love you.Copy !req
218. Okay.Copy !req
219. Maybe I came on a little strong.Copy !req
220. To get the best out of people,Copy !req
221. you need to get to know
them on a personal level.Copy !req
222. - Yeah, that line is
underlined three timesCopy !req
223. in your business book.
You left it in the kitchen.Copy !req
224. - We need to bond as a unit.
- That line was circled.Copy !req
225. - A boss can't be
afraid to look human.Copy !req
226. - That line was starred.Copy !req
227. Is a star more or
less than a circle?Copy !req
228. - Stop going through my book.Copy !req
229. A star is greater that a
circle, but less than a heart.Copy !req
230. - Wayne Security?Copy !req
231. Citizens of Charm City,Copy !req
232. this is Jack-O-LanternCopy !req
233. with a personal
message for Crimson Fox.Copy !req
234. You can run...Copy !req
235. - Shut up, shut up,
shut up, shut up, shut up.Copy !req
236. - Bruce Wayne is
on the phone for you.Copy !req
237. - Jackie, if you
are lying to me,Copy !req
238. I'll put rocks in your pocketsCopy !req
239. and I will throw
you in the ocean.Copy !req
240. - You are gonna make
a great father one day.Copy !req
241. It's really Bruce.Copy !req
242. My God.Copy !req
243. How do I look?Copy !req
244. - Like you don't understand
how phones work.Copy !req
245. B-Dubs, baby!Copy !req
246. You keeping Gotham warm for me?Copy !req
247. Yes! I can hold.Copy !req
248. - Hey, guys, wait up.Copy !req
249. What's that sound?Copy !req
250. - It's a device I
built that warns youCopy !req
251. when someone you
don't like is approaching.Copy !req
252. I call it the "Emily Alert."Copy !req
253. - Well, that's very impressive.
- And mean.Copy !req
254. Look, I get it, you guys
have had lots of bosses,Copy !req
255. but it's my job to
make sure we deliver,Copy !req
256. and I'm trying to
help us do that.Copy !req
257. - Look, we know you're trying,Copy !req
258. but you don't need
to give us pep talks.Copy !req
259. We've come up with
hundreds of big ideas,Copy !req
260. and every one of them
gets shot down by corporateCopy !req
261. - because they're too expensive.
- Or too dangerous.Copy !req
262. - Or you need a piece
of the sun to power it,Copy !req
263. and that's impossible to get.Copy !req
264. - We're done getting our hopes
up so they can get crushed.Copy !req
265. - Well, I'm not giving up.
- I believe in this team.Copy !req
266. And I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
267. - Everyone, come out here.
- I have some terrible news.Copy !req
268. We've all been fired.Copy !req
269. - Wait, what?
- Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
270. By "we" you mean Emily, right?Copy !req
271. - I did.
- But also everyone else.Copy !req
272. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- No, I can't lose this job.Copy !req
273. I take care of my sick grandma.Copy !req
274. Aww.Copy !req
275. And I like nice things.Copy !req
276. I should have went before Ron.Copy !req
277. - Wait, why are they
shutting us down?Copy !req
278. - Bruce says we're obsolete.Copy !req
279. Gone are the days of
a man in a bandit maskCopy !req
280. stealing a ruby from a museum.Copy !req
281. Now it's all just super villains
trying to destroy the EarthCopy !req
282. and superheroes
fighting one anotherCopy !req
283. for vaguely defined reasons.Copy !req
284. Our products are
powerless to stop that.Copy !req
285. - So he just gave up on us?Copy !req
286. I thought we were here
to change the world.Copy !req
287. Who told you that?Copy !req
288. - It's the company motto.Copy !req
289. - That.
- No, that came with the office.Copy !req
290. This used to be
a diaper company.Copy !req
291. - There's gotta be
something we can do.Copy !req
292. - Why are you
drinking champagne?Copy !req
293. Because I'm so sad.Copy !req
294. I'm sorry, I didn't want to say
anything in front of the others,Copy !req
295. but I'm being absorbed
into the Gotham office.Copy !req
296. If I knew I could fail up, I
would have done it years ago.Copy !req
297. - So, everyone loses their job,Copy !req
298. and you get exactly
what you want?Copy !req
299. - I don't know why
I was so stressedCopy !req
300. about finding that big idea.Copy !req
301. The big idea is, I'm a Wayne.Copy !req
302. And a Wayne will
always come out on top.Copy !req
303. You know, I feel like I could
commit vehicular manslaughterCopy !req
304. and I would get away
with just a slap on the wrist.Copy !req
305. Now, I haven't
done that, but now...Copy !req
306. I feel like I could.Copy !req
307. - How long do we have
until it becomes official?Copy !req
308. Guys, I've got good news.Copy !req
309. - Damn, I've got to boost
the radius on my Emily Alert.Copy !req
310. - So, I just spoke to Van,Copy !req
311. and we're not going
to lose our jobs.Copy !req
312. - Wait, what?Copy !req
313. Guys, Emily said
we're not losing our jobs!Copy !req
314. - Technically, we haven't
been shut down yet.Copy !req
315. - There is still hope.
- Never mind.Copy !req
316. She was just
trying to inspire us.Copy !req
317. We're still fired.Copy !req
318. - Bruce Wayne wrote,Copy !req
319. "Winners are just losersCopy !req
320. that don't accept defeat."Copy !req
321. If we came op with a
game-changing product,Copy !req
322. Bruce would have to reconsider.Copy !req
323. - Ooh, me, me, me, me, me, me!Copy !req
324. I mean, unless you
guys want to go first.Copy !req
325. I'm totally cool about it.Copy !req
326. - All you.
- No, I don't want to do it.Copy !req
327. - Okay, now, we all knowCopy !req
328. that the number one cause
of workplace accidentsCopy !req
329. is Superman crashing through
office windows mid-fight.Copy !req
330. That's a simple fact. But now...Copy !req
331. this glass is made
of Kryptonite.Copy !req
332. So if he flies close to it,
his powers will weaken,Copy !req
333. and he'll safely bounce off.Copy !req
334. - Nice, and how does it workCopy !req
335. when the people inside
need help from Superman?Copy !req
336. - I had not taken that
scenario into account.Copy !req
337. It's also not very strong
against normal things.Copy !req
338. - Okay, I am not demoralized.Copy !req
339. I'm just going to
take a five real quick.Copy !req
340. - Hey, wait.
- You haven't heard my idea yet.Copy !req
341. So, you know how everyone
wants to have sex with robots, right?Copy !req
342. - Go on.
- I'm listening.Copy !req
343. - "Problems are
just opportunitiesCopy !req
344. dressed in work clothes."Copy !req
345. You're aware this
means nothing, right?Copy !req
346. - I give up.Copy !req
347. I took this job to
make a difference,Copy !req
348. and I didn't even get a chance.Copy !req
349. Honey, no one
makes a difference.Copy !req
350. I used to be just like you.Copy !req
351. - I think we're
pretty different.Copy !req
352. Yeah?Copy !req
353. This me my first
day of work here.Copy !req
354. - No.
- I have that shirt.Copy !req
355. - Sorry, honey.
- Welcome to the real world.Copy !req
356. We should probably
go inside soonCopy !req
357. because there's an evil
pumpkin flying around.Copy !req
358. - Citizens of Charm City,Copy !req
359. kiss your precious
organic juice bar good-bye!Copy !req
360. - "You don't need
to have superpowersCopy !req
361. to accomplish great
things. Love, Dad."Copy !req
362. - He gave this to
me when I was little.Copy !req
363. - I always keep it with me.
- That's so sweet.Copy !req
364. And now you're smelling
it like a creepy person.Copy !req
365. My dad ran a flower shop.Copy !req
366. Everything he touched
smelled like flowers.Copy !req
367. I used to know when he was
around before I even saw him.Copy !req
368. I feel like I let him down.Copy !req
369. - I wish we knew that guy
was around before we saw him.Copy !req
370. - Yeah, it would
save a lot of lives.Copy !req
371. My God. Maybe there's a way.Copy !req
372. Guys, I have an idea.Copy !req
373. - Good, 'cause Wendy's
sex robot is not market ready.Copy !req
374. - Guys, just hear me out.Copy !req
375. Now, remember how I said I
wanted us to invent somethingCopy !req
376. that would stop things
like that train attack?Copy !req
377. - Right, and then
we laughed at you.Copy !req
378. - Wendy, what if you
could boost your Emily AlertCopy !req
379. - to have a wider radius?
- It's maxed out.Copy !req
380. You have to be in visual range.Copy !req
381. - But what if it
worked on scent?Copy !req
382. - We could totally rig it
to use chemoreceptors.Copy !req
383. - And what if we used itCopy !req
384. to track super
villains, and what if...Copy !req
385. - And what if who cares,
because we're all fired?Copy !req
386. - Look, I know you've all
been beaten down in this job.Copy !req
387. And you feel like what
we do doesn't matter.Copy !req
388. But I truly believe
we can change lives,Copy !req
389. and I know deep
down you still care.Copy !req
390. - Can I pick the color?Copy !req
391. - It's 7:00 a.m.
- What am I doing here?Copy !req
392. - Van, this device we've
created has just alerted meCopy !req
393. that Jack-O-Lantern
is in the area,Copy !req
394. giving us enough
time to get to safety.Copy !req
395. - It uses advanced
chemoreceptorsCopy !req
396. to pick up on Jack-O-Lantern's
unique smell profile.Copy !req
397. - We call it the "Jack-O-Lert."Copy !req
398. - It is sleek, stylish,
and available in sangria.Copy !req
399. - I see.
- I'm having a hard time figuringCopy !req
400. why you'd think I would care.Copy !req
401. I already picked out a
penthouse in Gotham City.Copy !req
402. - Well, the way I see it,Copy !req
403. if you don't take this
to Bruce, maybe I will,Copy !req
404. and maybe I'll be the one
sipping Wayne Light LimeCopy !req
405. in my Gotham office.Copy !req
406. - Okay, I take your point.Copy !req
407. But none of this matters
because your Jack-O-LertCopy !req
408. detects jack squat.Copy !req
409. - Citizens of Charm City,Copy !req
410. prepare to feel my
powerful balls of fire!Copy !req
411. - Fine.Copy !req
412. I'll take it to Bruce.Copy !req
413. Everybody, I have
some terrible news.Copy !req
414. I'm not gonna get
to go to Gotham.Copy !req
415. - Tell them the other news.Copy !req
416. - I got a parking ticket.Copy !req
417. - We're not fired.Copy !req
418. Wayne Security is staying open.Copy !req
419. - Yeah, Bruce loved
the Jack-O-Lert.Copy !req
420. He's putting it in
beta, wherever that is.Copy !req
421. - So great.
- Did he mention the color?Copy !req
422. - No.
- Damn it.Copy !req
423. - But he did say because
I did such a good jobCopy !req
424. inspiring all of you, he
wants me to stay hereCopy !req
425. to continue inspiring you.Copy !req
426. I guess with great power
comes living in a taint.Copy !req
427. Emily...Copy !req
428. I blame you.Copy !req
429. I blame you.Copy !req
430. - You guys did it.Copy !req
431. You should be really
proud of yourselves.Copy !req
432. - We couldn't have
done it without you.Copy !req
433. - No.
- We got you a little something.Copy !req
434. - It's a bus pass.
- It's a much safer alternativeCopy !req
435. to the train. A little
Charm City insider tip.Copy !req
436. - You guys, thank you.Copy !req
437. - I didn't chip in.Copy !req
438. - I would not expect that.Copy !req
439. To the R&D team.Copy !req
440. - To Emily.
- all: To Emily.Copy !req
441. - This just in:Copy !req
442. Gotham City police report the
Joker has been apprehended.Copy !req
443. Batman used a new device
that tracked him by his smell.Copy !req
444. And now for a correction...Copy !req
445. - What a crazy coincidence.Copy !req
446. Batman came up with
his own Jack-O-Lert.Copy !req
447. - In midnight black.
- Subtle.Copy !req
448. Powerful. Slimming.Copy !req
449. - I wish we worked for Batman.Copy !req
450. I feel like he'd really get us.Copy !req
451. - Well, maybe someday we will.Copy !req
452. - Ha, that's funny.Copy !req