1. Zach Galifianakis is...
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2. Baskets.
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3. All new,
Thursdays at 10:00 on FX.
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4. FX presentsPose.
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5. Four o'clock?
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6. Hello? Yeah, this is Blanca.
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7. Ma'am.
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8. - Hello, ma'am?
- Sorry.
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9. You said there was acetone
and isopropyl alcohol
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10. on the premises.
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11. You are aware that thosesubstance are highly flammable?
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12. The kind of stuff
that could blow a place up.
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13. Yeah, of course.
But this was a nail salon.
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14. Those kinds of chemicals
are needed for my business.
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15. I'm not a careless person,
and I don't smoke,
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16. so ain't no lighter flames
or cigarettes in here.
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17. When was the last time
you ever heard of a nail salon
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18. blowing up out of nowhere?
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19. Excuse me.
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20. What happened to my building?
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21. This is devastating.
How will I recover?
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22. What are you doing here?
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23. My name is on the deed,
sweetheart.
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24. I was in the car heading
to my summer cottage
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25. when I got the call that
my property had burned down.
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26. - Isn't that terrible?
- Yeah.
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27. I put all of my savings
into this salon, and somehow,
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28. I didn't know that insurancewas needed to cover the supplies
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29. and furniture
and all of my stuff!
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30. It went up into smoke
just like that.
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31. You live and you learn.
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32. Going toe-to-toe with you,
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33. I learned what protecting
yourself really looks like.
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34. You taught me that.
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35. And for that,
I will be grateful.
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36. After our squabble,
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37. I raised the insurance coverageon this building.
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38. I just had a feeling something
like this could happen.
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39. Come next spring, I'll triple
the rent, attracting tenants
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40. that will breathe
a breath of fresh air
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41. - into this ghetto enclave.
- Yeah, this place
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42. is right on track
for a much-needed makeover.
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43. How I will
miss our conversations.
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44. I will relish all summer
the thought of you back home,
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45. in your grim little
Bronx walk-up, filing acrylics
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46. in the sweltering
100-degree August heat.
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47. The category is...
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48. Live...
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49. Work...
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50. Pose!
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51. Leaving already?
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52. My usual 3:00 is gone
for the summer.
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53. The whole summer?
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54. This business is seasonal.
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55. Didn't you know?
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56. It's not like the piers.
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57. Most of the clientele here
take their vacation in August.
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58. The whole town clears out.
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59. Shouldn't you be checkin'
on that dude in your room?
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60. Oh, shit!
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61. I almost forgot.
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62. Has it been three hours already?
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63. Three and a half.
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64. Do you need a spanking
or a beating of some kind?
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65. No.
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66. Just leave me
a little while longer, please?
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67. I have other business
to attend to.
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68. I'm a woman of the world.
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69. I don't want
to stay here all day long.
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70. Then leave.
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71. I don't care.
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72. Come back in the morning.
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73. I just like being left
in isolation.
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74. No sight, no sound,
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75. feeling nothing but the pain
of being in one position
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76. and the warm sweat
under the latex.
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77. May I ask what exactly is
the point of this?
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78. Why pay to be left alone whenyou can be left alone for free?
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79. I'm not paying to be left alone.
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80. I'm paying to feel
the pain of anticipation.
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81. I'm not leaving you here
all night.
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82. I don't have good experiences
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83. with leaving people
to their own devices.
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84. Okay.
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85. Can I come back tomorrow,
though?
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86. I thought you were a bigwig
on Wall Street.
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87. Aren't you leaving town
like the rest of them?
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88. I got a great place
at the beach,
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89. but I almost never go.
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90. I like it better here,
where it's...
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91. really hot.
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92. Beach house, you say?
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93. Oh, my gosh, it's so hot.
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94. Hey, I know.
Is the window open?
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95. A Popsicle in this heat
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96. is like throwing
a snowball in hell.
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97. Do you ever stop complaining?
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98. - No.
- Well, then, now's
a good time to learn.
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99. Here, girl.
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100. Girl, I can't believe
the salon is gone.
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101. Come on, tell 'em what happened.
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102. I can't prove anything, but...
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103. I think she set the place
afire herself.
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104. - For the insurance.
- Arson?
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105. I'd do the same if I owned
that shithole.
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106. - Elektra!
- Sorry, daughter.
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107. I'm crazy from this heat.
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108. - That's okay, I appreciate y'allcoming over to support.
- I hope so.
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109. I feel like I'm being fucked
by Satan himself
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110. in the seventh circle.
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111. Are the authorities
investigating?
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112. I ain't got no power.
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113. This isn't the first time
any of us have met
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114. with adversities.
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115. This tenement in August,
for instance.
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116. Oh, my gosh.
You can't give up, Ma.
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117. I never thought my modeling
career would be what it is,
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118. but you encouraged me.
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119. If I could do it,
you most definitely can.
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120. No, it's not about that.
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121. I spent my life savings
on that salon.
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122. So, Ma, just save again and getanother one. You be a'ight.
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123. Will you stop saying
it's all right?
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124. My opportunity came and went.
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125. Everything I live for, my kids, my salon, it's gone.
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126. It's all right, girl.
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127. I think she's having
a heat stroke.
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128. - Bitch, would you stopcomplaining about the damn heat?-ANGEL: Shut up!
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129. We are all hot.
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130. I am in purgatory.
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131. It feels like someone turnedthis thermostat up to "inferno."
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132. - Well, you're the one
with the air-conditioning.
- Right.
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133. - Why— How come we're not
in your crib?
- Yeah. Shit.
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134. Because even with a window
air-conditioning unit,
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135. it's beginning to smell.
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136. Smell? Why?
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137. This old lady from
the Caribbean has a fish fry,
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138. and it wafts through
the hallways.
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139. The stench intensifies when the thermostat hits 85 degrees.
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140. Well, what we need to do is
take a trip down to the beach.
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141. The water will cool us off.
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142. Well, good, 'cause I need
a vacation.
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143. That's a good idea.
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144. Let's do a girls' trip.
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145. For real? A girls' trip?
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146. Yes. Look at the year we've had.
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147. We've lost Candy,
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148. and Blanca ruined her house
and lost her business and...
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149. - Okay, where are we going?
- I have just the place.
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150. Ladies, pack your swimsuits
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151. and meet at my house
tomorrow morning.
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152. You're not scared people gonna
try us if we walk down
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153. a New York street
in swimsuits and heels?
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154. I have a Hertz rental car
waiting for us outside.
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155. O.J. himself would approve.
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156. Work.
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157. What's that smell?
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158. Pine.
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159. I'm a woman who likes
her scented candles.
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160. Excited?
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161. Yeah, I've never been
on a road trip before.
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162. I feel like we about to go in aChevy Chase movie or something.
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163. Darling, if you'regoing to be a successful model,
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164. you have to learn how to travel,
and how to travel well.
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165. Rule number one is
to always look your best.
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166. What you tryin' to say?
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167. Uh-huh.
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168. Perfection.
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169. I simply cannot stand it
when a woman boards a plane
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170. without a full face of makeup.
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171. Oh, I feel you.
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172. Lulu! What's taking
so goddamn long?
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173. Come out already!
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174. You guys.
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175. Oh, dear God.
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176. What the hell is wrong with her?
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177. I feel so... fat.
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178. Hey, stop it.
You look damn tasty.
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179. Not slumped over like that,
she doesn't.
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180. - Stand up straight.
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181. It's one thing to be on the polein a dark club,
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182. it's another thing to let it allhang out under the naked sun.
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183. I mean, what if I get clocked
or something?
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184. Girl, please stop it.
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185. The only thing
that they clocking is
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186. you being a beautiful woman.
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187. Give me some of that
Lulu attitude.
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188. You're right, I do look
pretty tasty.
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189. There we go.
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190. Wait a minute.
Wh-What is that smell?
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191. Pine.
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192. - Scented candles.
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193. That's Blanca.
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194. Mother.
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195. Somebody please
fetch me my nerve pills.
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196. Well, hello to you, too.
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197. Where's your swimsuit?
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198. I will not be seen in public
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199. with you looking like Elly May
fresh off the farm.
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200. This is all that I got.
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201. Of course it is. I suppose I canlet you borrow something
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202. from my guest closet.
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203. No, I'm comfortable in this.
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204. No, it's really no problem.
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205. Just don't stain it with
whatever awful food
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206. - you're eating these days.
- Elektra, I said no.
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207. If this is about your salon,
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208. I will not allow
your rotten mood
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209. to ruin this trip for everyone.
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210. It's not about the salon.
I'm just not like you girls.
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211. There are certain things
that you can wear
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212. that I cannot.
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213. If this is about tucking,
I got some extra duct tape.
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214. It's not about that, either.
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215. I just don't like being exposed.
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216. I don't like the summer.
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217. Men whispering on the streets,
calling me a man,
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218. a freak, a tranny.
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219. Ma,
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220. people always
gonna have opinions.
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221. Don't matter how beautiful
or busted you are.
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222. That's just part of being
a woman in a man's world.
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223. So what we need to do
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224. is replace
those negative voices
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225. with some words
of encouragement.
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226. Come on, y'all.
I'm gonna treat Mother Blanca
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227. - before we hit the road.
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228. - So, get your shit together.-LULU: We're gonna go shopping.
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229. Oh!
- Hey. Oh.
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230. Didn't I tell you if you put askirt on, it would be sickening?
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231. Yes, I guess you're right.I do look kind of sexy, don't I?
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232. - Uh, uh-huh.
- Kind of.
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233. I hope you got birth control.
Look at those thighs.
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234. - Right.
- Ooh.
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235. Catch the jiggle
when you slap it.
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236. Are you three done
eating each other out yet?
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237. - No.
- No.
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238. Let's get out of here.
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239. Oh, my gosh. She jealous.
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240. Aah!
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241. Why'd I pick the one street
that hasn't gentrified yet?
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242. Hey, who's driving this car?
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243. I am. Get in.
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244. I call shotgun.
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245. Oh, look at my baby being...
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246. useful. Helpful.
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247. Don't talk to no men.-What? Uh...
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248. - Oh. Thank you.
Don't tell me
what to do.
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249. I love you. I'm just playing.
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250. —Papi.
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251. - Oh.
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252. - I love you.
- Oh, God. Oh.
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253. Sing it, daughter. Come on.
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254. - Oh, yes.
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255. This is music.
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256. You look like it, bitch!
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257. - Mother, look out!
- Oh, my God!
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258. - Look out.
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259. Oh, my goodness.
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260. He's right. You're the worst
driver I ever seen.
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261. - I didn't know
you had a license.
- I don't.
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262. I bought one out
of the bodega on 144th Street.
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263. - What?
- What?
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264. They required it
to rent the car.
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265. I even upgraded us to this.
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266. We're traveling
in style this weekend,
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267. ladies, and it's all on Mother Elektra.
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268. All you bitches need
to pay for is the cocktails.
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269. Man, something smells fishy
about this.
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270. That's just the ocean,
Blanca dear. Just relax.
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271. - We're nearly there.
- Where?
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272. - Bitch.
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273. Oh, my God.
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274. No way.
No motherfucking way!
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275. - Are we staying here?
- Yes, we are.
- Oh.
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276. Always trust in Mother Elektra, darling.
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277. - T stance.
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278. Five, six.
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279. - Seven.
- Eight.
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280. Welcome home!
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281. Oh, my God.
This is, like, straight out
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282. Architectural Digest
or something.
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283. Oof.
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284. I call dibs
on this couch right here.
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285. No, no, no.
You all get your own bedrooms,
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286. though the master is mine,
obviously.
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287. We'll be watching House Party
in the screening room later.
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288. Retrieve anything you like
from the wine cellar.
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289. The garage is off-limits.
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290. What's in the garage?
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291. See, I knew something was fishyabout this.
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292. Did you kidnap this man
and steal his house?
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293. What do you take me for?
He invited us.
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294. Practically begged me to come,
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295. once I planted the idea
in his head.
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296. Can he hear us?
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297. Not with the hood
and headphones on.
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298. So, I don't get it.
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299. He-He's paying you
to take him down here
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300. and-and-and...
and do what exactly?
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301. Oh, I had a girl come upwith him earlier to set him up.
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302. My job is just to check on him
every few hours,
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303. - tease him a little.
But, uh,
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304. how does he go to the bathroom
in this thing?
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305. We deprive him of food
all weekend long,
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306. - so no worries about number two.-
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307. Otherwise,
he just goes when he has to.
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308. Oh, girl. Oh, my God.
Men are so fucked up.
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309. - Okay.
You know what? Angel,
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310. Lulu, y'all go get readyfor the beach. We need a moment.
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311. - Okay. Mm-hmm.
- Okay. Yeah.
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312. We are not having another
situation like the other time.
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313. Don't worry.
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314. The mask doesn't cover
his mouth.
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315. He's perfectly safe. Look.
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316. Joe, Blanca. Blanca, Joe.
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317. Nice to meet you.
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318. Mm. Feeling dehydrated, Joe?
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319. - Light-headed?
- No.
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320. I'm feeling amazing.
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321. I'm loving being out here,
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322. where it's still scorching hot
in the garage.
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323. Mm-hmm.
- And even more isolated.
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324. Mm-hmm.
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325. And cover me up again?
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326. How long before
we should come back?
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327. Tomorrow?
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328. We'll check back
in a couple of hours.
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329. Okay. Let's hit
the beach, darling, come on.
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330. You know, why the hell
are we cooped up
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331. on that stinking island
when we could be out here,
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332. living like movie stars?
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333. No sweaty subways, no skyscrapers to trap the heat.
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334. This is heaven.
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335. - Mm-hmm.
- Yes, sir.
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336. You know, all my life,
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337. I've lived an hour away
from here,
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338. and this is the first time
I've ever seen the ocean.
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339. You know, my late mother
used to tell me,
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340. "If you ever feel too big
for your britches,
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341. "go to the ocean
and stare at it.
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342. It'll make you feel small."
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343. Mm-hmm.
- Now I know what
she was talking about.
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344. - Should we dip our toes in?
- Uh-uh.
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345. No way. I've seen Jawsway too
many times to know better.
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346. Besides, I taste too sweet
for sharks to resist.
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347. Girl, I just got my edges laid,
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348. - and I'm not going near
any water this weekend.
- Angel?
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349. All right, now,
y'all don't laugh at me,
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350. but I am terrified of water.
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351. I don't know how to swim.
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352. I mean, I always wanted tolearn, but there ain't no pools
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353. in the projects.
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354. One day my father brought me
over to the, uh,
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355. fancy country club
up north in the Bronx.
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356. He said he was gonna finally
teach me how to swim,
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357. but then when we got there,
girl,
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358. they ain't let us past
the front desk.
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359. If it's any consolation,
I'm not a good swimmer either.
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360. How 'bout we teach each other
right now?
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361. - Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
What?
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362. - Ain't no way. Hell no.
- We'll hold hands.
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363. We won't go past our thighs.
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364. - What if I get stung
by a jellyfish?
- Shark.
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365. Oh, come on, y'all.
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366. When are we gonna ever
do this again as a family?
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367. This is our vacation. Come on,
let's live out our dreams.
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368. Jesus Christ. All right.
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369. Y'all can stay here.
Come on, Angel.
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370. Bye, girls.
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371. Have fun. Don't get bit.
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372. - I should've sent
that damn girl to school.
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373. I'll go in the water only
if your promise not to let go.
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374. I promise.
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375. All right.
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376. - Yo, and since
we're making promises...
- Hmm?
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377. you keeping yours?
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378. What you talking about?
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379. Drugs?
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380. I ain't done none of that.
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381. I know you got people
checking on me,
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382. - watching...
- Uh-huh.
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383. As a mother, you gotta keep eyesin the back of your head,
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384. - spies in these streets.
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385. Okay, Mother of the Year.
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386. That's right.
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387. No, but seriously,
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388. I haven't touched
any of that stuff.
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389. I promise.
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390. Maybe soon enough I'll be
back in your good graces,
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391. and me and Papi can
come back home.
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392. Good.
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393. But you an adult now.
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394. You and Papi got your own home, and you gotta maintain it
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395. so you can have your ownchildren, and raise them right.
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396. I want to make you
Mother of the Year one day.
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397. Oh... thank you.
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398. - I know.
- Come on.
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399. Girl, why are they staring
at us?
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400. Girl, who?
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401. You think they clocking us?
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402. They're just taking in the view.You're being paranoid.
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403. And what if you're wrong?
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404. That's why I hid my switchbladein the cooler.
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405. Mm.
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406. What you over here
thinking about?
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407. You look like you just
went somewhere.
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408. I wish Candy was here.
I miss that girl.
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409. Yeah.
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410. I was so preoccupied with givingher a distinguished send-off
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411. that I never went up
to her casket.
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412. What?
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413. I don't have any regrets,
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414. but I do regret that.
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415. If it's any consolation,
you sent her home in style.
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416. Candy would've wanted
nothing less from you.
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417. Thank you for that, Mother.
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418. Where's Blanca?
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419. Help! Lifeguard!
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420. Life-lifeguard...
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421. Blanca!
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422. We were just, we were splashing around and...
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423. Blanca!
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424. Blanca!
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425. Blanca... Oh...
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426. Oh, my God.
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427. - Oh, God...
- Blanca?
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428. Please get up.
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429. Get up, get up, get up.
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430. - I can't lose another daughter!-Blanca!
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431. Get up!
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432. - Oh, God.
- Blanca, come on.
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433. - Four, five, six, seven...
Get up! Blanca?
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434. - Come on, Blanca!
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435. Okay, okay.
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436. - Oh, thank you, Jesus.
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437. - Come on.
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438. Nice to meet you.
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439. Joe, I must ask.
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440. Where are you hiding
the adult beverages?
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441. Uh, there should be some
in the wine cellar.
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442. It's empty, you idiot!
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443. Uh, I'm sorr— I haven't been
out here a lot this summer.
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444. I guess my house person
didn't have time to...
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445. Absolutely useless.
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446. I'm telling you, girl,
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447. he was feeling it.
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448. - He was not.
- I saw it.
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449. He was feeling it, and...
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450. - it was big.
- Oh, girl, whatever.
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451. The one time I go to the beach
and I almost die.
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452. People were looking at me.
I feel so stupid.
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453. Nah, for real, though,
I feel like he was trying
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454. - to slip a little tongue...
- Ah!
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455. - Get it, bitch.
- Ooh, I could've
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456. lied there all day
with him on top of me
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457. and let him
do whatever he wanted...
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458. - Mother!
- What? I don't care
if anybody was watching.
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459. - She's just living her life.
Please tell me
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460. you're not still speaking
of black Hasselhoff.
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461. We must concentrate
on what really matters.
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462. Were any of you able to find usa suitable beverage?
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463. - Just warm beer and scotch.
- That just won't do.
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464. How does this man have all thismoney and nothing to drink?
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465. Girl, white people.
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466. You know what?
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467. Get dressed. We're going out.
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468. To town? Us?
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469. Fuck that.
We have nothing to hide.
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470. We're going out
and treating ourselves
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471. - to a feast and a drink.
- Why just one?
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472. And I've always wanted
to try one of those
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473. - Long Island Iced Teas.
- Yes...
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474. Well, Blanca dear, when in Rome.
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475. Ladies, to our rooms.
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476. Four, please.
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477. Could we please have
a table by the window?
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478. I'm sorry, but all of our windowtables are reserved.
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479. She lying.
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480. Can I start you off
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481. - with something to drink?
Yes.
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482. We'll have four Long Island
Iced Teas, thank you.
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483. And can we have a shrimp
cocktail while we look
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484. - at the menu? I'm starving.
Sure thing.
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485. Your waiter
will be with you shortly.
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486. Thank you.
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487. Damn. Ew, this place
is mad bougie.
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488. I don't recognize
anything on this menu.
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489. What is a caviar blini?
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490. It's a small pancake wafer
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491. topped with caviar.
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492. They're sinful and delightful.
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493. - Well, let's get some.
- Ooh, I want the calamari.
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494. - And some lobster, too.
Order what
you like, children.
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495. Dinner's on me.
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496. - Oh, thank you, Mother.
- Well, I want
to get some oysters.
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497. - Y'all like oysters?
- Ew. Oysters are mad nasty...
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498. Thank you, Elektra.
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499. You don't know
how badly I needed this.
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500. We may not live
in the same house,
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501. but you'll always be
my daughter, Blanca.
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502. Aww...
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503. - You're all my children.
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504. That's why you paying
for the food.
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505. - Ooh!
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506. Oh, oh, you didn't.
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507. I can't believe
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508. we lost him.
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509. - Lost who?
- Luther Vandross.
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510. - Girl, he gay, he ain't dead.
He might as well be
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511. - if I can't have him.-LULU: Girl, stop being stingy.
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512. Luther's behind is a whole meal,
and all the boys
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513. - want a bite, okay?
- Ugh... I want a...
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514. Okay, I cannot keep up
with this conversation.
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515. If you will excuse me,
I got to go pee out
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516. - some of this liquor.
- Mm-hmm. Ooh!
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517. - Be careful, now. Oh, shit.
- You getting thick, girl.
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518. - She cannot handle her liquor.
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519. Hello, ladies.
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520. I'm a loyal customer here,
out with my girlfriends,
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521. and we're having just the
darndest time trying to relax
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522. into this peaceful
summer evening.
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523. And what is it
that we can do for you?
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524. There's nothing peaceful
about your grating voices,
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525. cackling so loudly we can't evenhear our own conversation.
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526. Elektra.
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527. Do not do it. This one
right here is not worth it.
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528. I don't think that mygirlfriends and I are any louder
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529. than these other tables.
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530. Why don't you be frank with us?
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531. What exactly is it
that you're trying to say?
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532. I'm no dummy.
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533. I work in the city,
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534. and I know a man pretending
to be a woman when I see one.
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535. - And I see three
right in front of me.
Oh, shit...
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536. Bitch.
- This is not
that kind of establishment.
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537. Wait a minute, girl...
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538. God may have blessed you withBarbies, a backyard with a pony
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539. and a boyfriend named Jake
and an unwanted pregnancy
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540. that your father paid
to terminate so you could
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541. go to college and major
in being a basic bitch.
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542. None of these things
make you a woman.
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543. Mm-hmm, clear your throat.
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544. Lubricate.
- Mm-hmm.
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545. Read that bitch.
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546. Your uniform of ill-fitting
J. Crew culottes,
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547. fake pearls
and 50-cent scrunchies
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548. cannot conceal the fact that
you do not know who you are.
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549. - Mm.
- I know our presence
threatens you.
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550. We've fought for our place
at this table.
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551. And that has made us stronger
than you will ever be.
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552. Now pick your jaw
up off the floor
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553. and go back to your clam chowder
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554. and shallow conversations.
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555. My girlfriends and I
aren't going anywhere.
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556. - It was lovely talking to you.
- Y'all heard that?
Yeah, go and get
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557. your clam chowder, before
the clam chowder gets you.
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558. - Shall we order another round?
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559. - Yes, please.
- Shit.
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560. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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561. Uh...
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562. Yes, Grams.
I'm wearing sunblock.
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563. I know. Brown skin burns, too.
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564. Hey, let me call you right back.
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565. You look pretty good dry.
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566. So, you saving lives and dishingout compliments, huh?
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567. Something like that.
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568. I'm Adrian.
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569. Blanca.
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570. Pleasure.
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571. I've been manning these shores
for six summers
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572. and I've never done CPRon anyone with lips like yours.
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573. Well, I ain't ever had a man
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574. slobber over me
like that before,
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575. so I guess there's
a first time for everything.
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576. Why don't you let me take you
out for a stroll on the beach?
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577. I'd die a happy man seeing
you glow under that moonlight.
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578. Anyway, I thought you was goingto show her your signature move
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579. - and flip this damn table over.-Damn, I forgot about that.
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580. We should invite her back over
for an encore performance.
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581. No, no, no, no, no. Don't you
do it. She-she got the point.
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582. Good. Girl, you just...
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583. - What happened?
Never mind that.
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584. - Look what the cat dragged in.
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585. - Them oysters got
to you now, huh?
No!
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586. —No. I ran into that lifeguard.
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587. Ooh...
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588. His name is Adrian,
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589. and he wants to take me
on a stroll on the beach.
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590. - You obviously said no.
- No, I said yes.
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591. That man is fine.
Plus, it's been a cute minute
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592. - since I had a man show me
that sort of kindness.
- Take it for the team.
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593. - He was cute.
You're insane.
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594. It's unsafe for girls like us
to walk off
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595. in the middle of the night
with a stranger.
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596. You know you can't trust a man
once the sun goes down.
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597. - That's true.-Oh, I didn't think about that.
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598. That doesn't make any sense.
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599. Yes, it does.
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600. You know these men are afraid
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601. of their desires for us.
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602. They take it out on us
all the time.
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603. That's probably
what happened to Candy.
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604. They don't kill us
because they hate us.
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605. They kill us because they hate
what it means to love us.
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606. So, am I supposed to just livein fear for the rest of my life?
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607. Die without ever knowing love?
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608. Maybe you could just meet him
for coffee or something
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609. - before we head back, girl.
- Yeah.
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610. Where's the passion in that?
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611. Listen,
I know y'all care for me,
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612. but I have to trust
my instincts on this one.
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613. - I'm going.
Wait.
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614. If you're going to go,
at least take this.
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615. Oh.
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616. I feel like I'm in one of thoseK-tel commercials or something,
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617. selling one of those world's
greatest love song album.
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618. That's good, right?
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619. It's like a dream.
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620. So, you do this to all
your damsels in distress?
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621. No.
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622. I'm not like that.
I take this job seriously.
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623. Though I'll admit, sometimes therich white ladies will pretend
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624. to be drowning in the hopes
of fulfilling some fantasy.
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625. I go to Fordham
the rest of the year.
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626. I'm studying to be a doctor.
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627. - For real?
- Yeah.
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628. Damn, you must be smart.
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629. My mom died of stomach cancer
when I was ten.
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630. One thing I noticed,
all the orderlies
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631. were black and brown,
some of the nurses too,
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632. but every doctor was white.
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633. I'm sure they did their best,
but I think it helps
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634. to be looked after
by one of your own, you know?
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635. Do you have a dream?
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636. I had one.
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637. I'm in the beauty profession,
nails mostly.
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638. I recently opened
my very own salon,
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639. but it burnt down.
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640. That's terrible, I'm so sorry.
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641. It's all right.
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642. I'm a very optimistic person
by nature.
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643. But I've got no illusions
about the outside world
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644. having my back.
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645. Outside world?
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646. Um, you know, my community,
and the outside world,
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647. and all those things.
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648. I know, Blanca.
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649. You don't have to pretend
with me.
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650. So you've been with a girl
like me before?
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651. No.
It's not like that.
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652. You're a beautiful,
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653. funny, soulful woman.
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654. That's all that matters to me.
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655. This has got to be a dream.
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656. Can I kiss you?
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657. Didn't you already
do that earlier?
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658. A real kiss.
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659. I'm not stopping you.
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660. - Where's she at, you guys?-She should've been here by now. This is crazy.
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661. - Do you think we should
call the cops?
- Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
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662. Where have you been?
We were up all night.
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663. I thought he gutted
and drowned you.
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664. We were five minutes away
from calling the po-po!
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665. Aw, you really do love me.
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666. - Bitch.
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667. - I'm just glad you're okay.
Okay, bitch, sit down.
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668. What happened?
Tell us everything.
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669. Here, this for you.
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670. Okay.
It was...
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671. - It was perfect.
- I knew it!
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672. - I felt like I was
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673. - the heroine, the star
of some great romantic drama.
- Hmm?
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674. - Ah, hoo.
- Keep going, Mother.
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675. - Oh...
- Tell us the details.
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676. Oh, we went on a walk
on the beach, uh...
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677. - I ain't never seen
the moon that big...
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678. that bright...
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679. His skin glistened in it.
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680. And girl, when I tell you
them muscles was popping...
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681. - Mm...
Yeah, but what about
that muscle down there?
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682. - Was he packing,
'cause I know he was, girl!
Ooh!
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683. Lulu!
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684. I didn't raise you
to be so vulgar.
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685. - So Candy of you.
- Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
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686. That muscle, bitch.
- All we did was make out.
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687. - It was romantic.
Mm-hmm.
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688. Not lustful at all, and it was heartful and hopeful.
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689. - It's definitely something
I had been missing.
- Mm.
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690. And I needed that.
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691. I know that a man
is not gonna fill the void
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692. of me losing my salon, but...
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693. it was nice to be
wanted and seen.
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694. He made me believe that
good things are possible.
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695. - Mm.
Oh, Ma...
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696. - So?
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697. - What?
- Did you tell him T?
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698. - Oh, I didn't have to. He knew.-ANGEL and LULU: What?
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699. Mm-hmm. He was a gentleman,
through and through.
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700. - Girl, give me some.
Ow, Ma.
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701. Yes.
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702. You gonna see him again?
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703. I gave him my number.
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704. But I ain't got no expectations.
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705. Listen, it was perfect
and brief.
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706. I feel that.
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707. I'm glad I'm here
with all of y'all.
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708. - It's so good.
- Aw...
- We love you.
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709. - Girls' trip!
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710. Oh, my God!
Girls' trip,
girls' trip!
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711. Girls' trip, girls' trip!
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712. It's time to go home.
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713. I assume you can peel yourself
out of this suit by yourself?
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714. Yeah. Uh, sweat and everything
makes it nice and slippery.
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715. Mistress Elektra? Thank youfor talking me into doing this.
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716. I kept fantasizing that you
drove back to the city
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717. without telling anyone
I was here.
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718. They wouldn't find me for days.
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719. Or ever, maybe.
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720. Do you realize
how luxurious your life is?
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721. Yeah. I know.
The house is great.
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722. Not the house.
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723. You have the luxury
of choosing loneliness.
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724. For some people,
it's not optional.
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725. - Ooh, I like this one.
- Right? Can we turn up it?
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726. - Yeah.
Pull up the volume.
Come on.
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727. This is nice. Yes.
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728. All right, now,
I'm about to show you, uh...
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729. - Yo, I needed that trip
so badly,
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730. and I didn't even know it.
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731. We should do this once a year.
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732. Make it a thing, just us girls.
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733. Mm-hmm, just us girls.
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734. Well, I got a feeling
you gonna be
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735. going out there a lot more often
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736. if things with you
and Adrian work out.
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737. I'm gonna have to buy you
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738. a Long Island Rail Road
express pass, Miss Honey.
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739. Girl. Stop it. That boy probablyain't even gonna call me.
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740. Girl, how you know?
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741. At least you had
a little bit of loving.
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742. I'm happy for you.
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743. Could you stay with me
for the night?
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744. Keep your mother company?
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745. Yeah, of course I'll stay.
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746. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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747. Hey.
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748. Listen, I know we're not
in the same house anymore,
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749. - but I'm glad that
we could still make it work.
- Aw, girl, you so dramatic.
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750. - I'm your daughter,
what are you talking about?
- Okay, fine.
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751. I'm gonna call Papi
real quick and let him know
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752. - not to expect me.
- Okay.
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753. All right.
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754. Ooh, Mother...
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755. You got a new message.
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756. What?
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757. Oh. Can I play it?
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758. It's probablyanother bill collector, anyway.
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759. - I don't know. Let's find out.
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760. - Watch.
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761. Hey, Blanca, it's Adrian. Um...
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762. - He called!
- I know you're probably
not home yet,
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763. but I just wanted to call
and let you know
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764. I'm thinking about you already.
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765. I was thinking
about that night.
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766. I was thinking maybe we could
get together again soon.
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767. Ooh... bitch.
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768. - Ooh, his voice is so sexy.
- Okay, sister,
mind your business.
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769. The linens for your bed
are in the closet.
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770. I'm gonna be on this phone linefor a while.
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771. Go!
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772. Hello?
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773. Hey, Adrian.
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774. Captioned by
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775. Pay attention!
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776. We got to fight
for each other.
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777. - You special.
- Ballroom is not a trend.
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778. It's about family.
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779. Pose.
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780. All new, Tuesdays at 10:00
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781. You said
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782. It's up to you...
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783. to protect everyone.
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784. Can you do it or not?
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785. Snowfall.
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786. Season premiere, July 10 on FX.
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787. - Aaah!
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788. - Ah—
- Oh, God.
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789. - MRS. Chip.
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790. Baskets.
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