Portlandia 4x5

1. I THINK ONCE YOU GET THE CLOCK GOING HERE.

2. FRED SHOULD WE GO INSIDE.

3. I FEEL LIKE I JUST FELT THE TEENIEST DROP OF RAIN.

4. OH OK WELL JUST GET THE BOX THERE.

5. OW! OW!

6. WHA WHA WHA WHAT HAPPEN?

7. DON'T MOVE. - I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT OK.

8. IT'S MY ANKLE, THIS FEELS PRETTY BAD.

9. I LOVE YOU.

10. I THINK WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO THE HOSPITAL.

11. CAN, CAN, CAN YOU DRIVE?

12. NO I CAN'T DRIVE THIS IS MY DRIVING FOOT.

13. DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOUR MOM?

14. MY MOM LIVES IN SEATTLE. IT'S REALLY HURTING,

15. PETER PLEASE. I NEED, I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO DRIVE.

16. OK

17. AM I OK?

18. PETER PLEASE GO.

19. SOME BICYCLE IS COMING HOLD ON.

20. PETER GO. - OK

21. PETER GO, PETER. - I AM I AM!

22. OH THIS CAR WANTS TO GO THROUGH. I NEED TO TURN BACK

23. OH MY GOD, PLEASE.

24. I'M LETTING HIM THROUGH.

25. PETER I NEED YOU TO MAN UP RIGHT NOW.

26. I AM I AM! WAIT LET ME LOOK AT THE GPS.

27. PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN AND DRIVE THE CAR.

28. LEFT, RIGHT, RIGHT...

29. PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN AND DRIVE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

30. OK, THERE IS A PEDESTRIAN THERE.

31. PETER PLEASE GO.

32. WHAT'S THE SPEED LIMIT HERE?

33. YOU'RE GOING ZERO RIGHT NOW! WE'RE

34. GOING SLOWER THAN A BICYCLE.

35. I DON'T WANT TO BE A LEAD FOOT, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THAT INSULT?

36. STOP THE CAR.

37. I'M LIMPING FASTER THAN YOU'RE DRIVING.

38. NANC - I WILL MEET YOU AT

39. THE HOSPITAL.

40. DON'T LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW, LOOK AT THE ROAD.

41. IT'S GREEN PLEASE GO, PETER, IT'S A GREEN LIGHT, PETER

42. MAKE THE TURN, MAKE THE TURN.

43. MAKE THE GOD DAMN TURN!

44. I HAVE TO WAIT, IT'S RED AGAIN.

45. PETER JUST MAKE A RIGHT ON RED.

46. YOU CAN DO THAT? - PETER PLEASE.

47. I'M PEEKING OUT, PEEKING OUT, - STOP PEEKING OUT

48. THAT'S NOT A TERM. - PEEKING OUT

49. PEEKING OUT, PEEKING OUT - THAT'S NOT A TERM.

50. - PEEKING OUT... - PLEASE PETER, GO! PETER TURN,

51. TURN THIS CAR.

52. WHY IS EVERYONE BEEPING, THAT GUY JUST MADE A FACE AT ME.

53. I'M SORRY.

54. PLEASE, PLEASE GO. MY ANKLE HURTS SO BAD AND YOU'RE DRIVING

55. LIKE A F—K— P—Y - HUH

56. I LOVE YOU AND YOU'RE HURTING ME RIGHT NOW.

57. OH LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE.

58. PETER IT'S A CRITICAL MASS WE CAN'T GO THROUGH.

59. THEY'RE JUST PROTESTING CARS. TURN AROUND.

60. BICYCLE RIGHTS! WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

61. GET OUT OF THE CAR AND TELL THEM WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY AND WE NEED

62. TO GET THROUGH.

63. MY MY MY...

64. I'M CALLING 9-1-1.

65. I'M JUST SAYING, MY WIFE ATE IT

66. AND SHE HURT HER ANKLE AND I'M JUST TRYING TO GO

67. TWO STREETS OVER. I'M JUST PROBABLY...

68. YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG - WHAT?

69. I'M GOING TO THE HOSPITAL, SEE YOU THERE.

70. CAN I GO IN THE AMBULANCE? [SIRENS/CROWD YELLING]

71. OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALREADY DONE?

72. YEA

73. I COULDN'T MAKE ANY LEFT TURNS, SO I TOOK

74. RIGHTS ALL THE WAY HERE.

75. OK, LET'S GO HOME HUN.

76. GET IN THE PASSENGER SEAT I'M DRIVING.

77. I LOVE YOU.

78. WHOA!

79. HEY BROTHER

80. IT'S INSANE OUT THERE MAN.

81. AH, TOUGH RIDE, HUH? - YEAH

82. THEY'RE DOING CONSTRUCTION ON THE MLK RIGHT NOW, I MEAN THERE

83. ARE IDIOTS OUT THERE ON THE ROAD AND THESE DRIVERS ARE MORONS.

84. I MEAN I BANGED ON THIS ONE GUYS JUST LIKE.

85. AH GOOD FOR YOU BROTHER. - HELL YEAH

86. WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? - HOLD YOU GROUND MAN.

87. YOU WANT TO RIDE PAST AND SMILE? 'HI'

88. HEY DUDE T-SHIRT BUSINESS IS GOOD RIGHT NOW. PRINTERS ARE

89. PRINTING AS FAST AS THEY CAN, THE

90. THING IS WE GOT TO GET ORDERS OUT.

91. WHAT'S UP?

92. ORDERS ARE GETTING BIGGER. - YES

93. BUT UNFORTUNATELY THAT MEANS THAT THEY ARE TAKING LONGER.

94. WERE YOU PLANNING ON TALKING TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING.

95. YEA I DID HAVE KIND OF A PLAN TO TALK TO YOU, YEA.

96. THE BIKE IS NOT CUTTING IT.

97. OK, YOU WANT TO GET ME A NEW BIKE, IS THAT WHAT IT IS?

98. I WANT YOU, TO GET A CAR.

99. WE NEED TO GET ORDERS OUT, HUH?

100. YEA YOU KNOW I SHOULD GET A BOAT TOO, MAYBE A COUPLE MOTORCYCLES

101. YOU KNOW A HELICOPTER. - I NEED YOU

102. TO GET A CAR. - HOW MUCH ARE THEY

103. $70,000 WHAT IS IT? - NO

104. I THINK THEY ARE PROBABLY A LITTLE LESS THAN $70,000.

105. WHAT AREOU DOING TO ME? - DO YOU REALLY THINK

106. I WANT TO HIRE WAYNE? - ARE YOU TRYING TO FIRE ME?

107. DO YOU THINK I WANT THAT GUY WORKING HERE FULL TIME?

108. WAYNE IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE DUMBEST GUYS.

109. THAT'S NOT A BRAIN IN THAT SKULL.

110. SO THE FACT THAT I'M EVEN THINKING ABOUT HIRING HIM,

111. FULL TIME, THAT SHOULD TELL YOU THAT WE ARE PRETTY SERIOUS

112. ABOUT MOVING FORWARD WITH THIS. IF YOU JUST GET A CAR.

113. YOU'RE SERIOUS, HUH?

114. WHAT DID I JUST GET DONE SAYING?

115. YOU SAID WAYNE IS AN IDIOT, ONE OF THE

116. DUMBEST GUYS YOU'VE EVER MET.

117. YOU KNOW - I COULD USE A RAISE

118. THOUGH, I MEAN LOOK

119. YEA - ME, YEA AH

120. ME AND IRIS HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT

121. THAT WAS GREAT WATER BY THE WAY

122. YOU GOT A GOOD BATCH.

123. PUMP UP PRODUCTION.

124. I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. - YEA, AND THEN GET A CAR.

125. IRIS - HUH

126. IF I GOT A CAR

127. WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IN THE SAME WAY?

128. IT'S FINE DUDE - ALRIGHT

129. IT MEANS I GOT TO LIKE BUY A CAR, HOW DO, WHAT

130. DO PEOPLE DO?

131. IT'S PROBABLY BETTER IF YOU JUST GO WITH A FRIEND.

132. JUST GO WITH SOMEONE THAT KNOWS ABOUT CARS.

133. YEA I CAN HELP YOU FIND A CAR. NO PROBLEM

134. ALRIGHT LATER BRO. - THANKS MAN

135. SPYKE WANTS ME TO HELP HIM FIND A CAR.

136. SPYKE WITH A CAR, HA HA.

137. SHIT, YOU GUYS ARE COOL.

138. AND THIS GUY IS A POLITICIAN

139. EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO GO HIT THE BATHROOM.

140. THAT'S GREAT.

141. OH WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING TOO SO...

142. YEA - WINE

143. THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING HERE.

144. YOU KNOW THERE IS A SAYING ABOUT WINE.

145. THAT THE ITALIANS HAVE, SEE WHEN I DIE, DRINK WINE.

146. IF I COME BACK TO LIFE, DRINK MORE WINE.

147. THAT'S GREAT. - I LOVE THAT.

148. AGAIN THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR HAVING US...

149. WINE IS SORT OF THE ROAD SIGN TO TRAVEL, IT'S A SORT OF PASSPORT

150. TO ANOTHER WORLD.

151. THAT'S VERY TRUE HUN.

152. AND WE ARE ALL THE DAMN SAME.

153. YOU KNOW

154. AGAIN THANK... - I'LL TELL YOU A STORY

155. A BUDDY OF MINE AND MYSELF TRAVELED THROUGH NEPAL

156. YOU KNOW THE STORY. - IT'S A GREAT STORY

157. WE'RE GOING TO... - CHECK INTO THE MOTEL,

158. A COUPLE BEDS IN THERE, I MEAN BY BEDS I MEAN

159. SPRINGS WITH SOME CLOTH OVER THEM. UM, YOU KNOW TAP THEM ON

160. THE SHOULDER. I SAID WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT I'M TRYING TO

161. TAKE A DAMN NAP. WE NEED TO GO, I CAN NOT

162. LISTEN TO THIS ANY LONGER.

163. SECOND TAP ON THE SHOULDER I SAID, I WANT TO TAKE A NAP.

164. - THAT'S GREAT, GOOD FRIENDS.

165. - YEAH. - WE REALLY WANT TO THANK YOU

166. THIS HAS BEEN SUCH GOOD FOOD, SUCH GOOD TIMES, GOOD FRIENDS,

167. GOOD WINE... - THIRD TAP ON THE SHOULDER...

168. - OH. - I TURN AROUND. I SEE RICHARD

169. IS OVER THERE. - OH.

170. - OPEN MY EYES, THERE'S A MONITOR LIZARD. I'M, I'M FROM

171. THE MOVIES. - WOW.

172. THE THING BITES INTO ME, HE SEES THIS, RUNS THROUGH IN BETWEEN

173. BEDS. HE PUNCHES THIS LIZARD. EGGS COME OUT.

174. HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE?

175. I DON'T EXAGGERATE WHEN I SAY ABOUT TWENTY LITTLE LIZARDS COME

176. OUT AND WE GAVE THEM ALL NAMES. - UNBELIEVABLE.

177. NAMED THEM AFTER THE BEACH BOYS. - YOU KNOW WHAT, SPEAKING OF

178. TRAVELING. WE GOTTA TRAVEL BACK HOME SO. GOTTA GET TO THE

179. SITTERS. - AND, UH, WE GET TO THE AIRPORT

180. - OK. - AND ALL E SIGNS AND WE CAN'T

181. READ A DAMN THING, YOU KNOW. WE DIDN'T BOTHER TO LEARN THE

182. LANGUAGE OR HOW TO SLL THINGS. AND RICHARD KIND OF GOES, HEY I

183. GOTTA YOU KNOW USE THE BATHROOM. AND WE'RE LOOKING AROUND TRYING

184. TO FIND A TELEPHONE. YOU KNOW LIKE A PHONE BOOTH.

185. AND I DON'T KNOW THE WORD FOR TELEPHONE. SO I'M DOING THIS...

186. WELL WE'RE FREE.

187. HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT'D I MISS?

188. TWAS A FUNNY THING, ROBERT WERE TELLING A...

189. HEY RENEE! LET'S GO.

190. HEY WHAT'S UP. WELCOME TO PET

191. HAVEN, I'M JAIME. - AND I'M TRISH.

192. WELL LOOK WHO'S UP FOR ADOPTION AGAIN AT PORTLAND PET HAVEN.

193. RASCAL. - RASCAL'S PREVIOUS OWNERS

194. RETURNED HIM BECAUSE, EWWW.

195. RASCAL WE'RE JUST TRYING TO GET RID

196. OF THE DOG AT THIS POINT. THIS DOG SHOULDN'T BE HERE, IT SHOULD

197. BE THERE. - IN YOUR HOME.

198. JUST LET HIM BE WITH YOU. HE'S REALLY SMART, SUPER SMART DOG.

199. I MEAN HE WAS ABLE TO FIND A BABY'S CRIB. WAY UPSTAIRS.

200. [CLAPPING, CHEERING] - THANK YOU.

201. - HEY YOU GUYS ON TOUR?

202. YEAH. WE'RE DOING A LITTLE RUN UP THE WEST COAST.

203. WHAT'S YOUR GUITAR IS THAT A VOX?

204. YEAH, THAT'S A VOX CHEETAH. IT'S FROM THE '60s.

205. IS THAT A FENDER WAH? - YEAH, THIS IS YEAH.

206. YEAH, I HAD ONE OF THOSE. IS THAT AN IBANEZ DISTORTION?

207. YEAH, IT'S LIKE AN OCTAVE DISTORTION. - LET ME SEE IT.

208. YOU SHOULD GET AN EXTERNAL POWER FOR IT. CUZ THE BATTERY WHAT IT

209. DOES IS IT DRAINS OUT THE ACTUAL... - I ACTUALLY LIKE THE

210. SOUND OF THE PEDAL... - YOU DO?

211. YEAH, I MEAN... - WHAT'S THAT AMP, WHAT IS THAT?

212. ACTUALLY THAT'S A LOCAL COMPANY. - YEAH, I KNOW DAVID WHO MAKES

213. THEM. HE'S ONE OF THE BEST CABINET MAKERS IN THIS STATE.

214. YEAH, IT'S ALSO KIND OF CUTE. LIKE I LIKE... - IT SOUNDS LIKE

215. A TUBE AMP. LL IT IS, I MEAN IT IS A TUBE AMP. - WELL IT'S

216. WARM.

217. YEAH. - WHAT'S THIS? THE BACK STAGE?

218. HEY. - IS THAT YOUR DRUMMER? - UH, YUP. THAT'S MY DRUMMER.

219. WHAT'S THAT SOME PRETZELS? - YEAH.

220. - WHAT'S THAT SOME M&M'S? - YEAH.

221. I'VE DONE THOSE BEFORE. WHAT'S THAT YOUR SHOES? - YES.

222. I CAN'T REMEMBER IF YOU WORE THEM ON STAGE OR NOT. DID YOU?

223. - I DID. - WHAT'S THAT YOUR JACKET?

224. WHAT ARE YOU FOLDING IT OVER YOUR BACK?

225. WHAT IS THAT THE DOORWAY? WHAT IS THIS? OUTSIDE!

226. WHAT'S THAT A BUS?

227. WHAT'S THAT? YOUR ARM IN THE CENTER OF THE STEERING WHEEL?

228. WOW THAT IS A REAL HORN.

229. WHAT'S THAT?

230. WOW. I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

231. SORT OF AN OUTDOOR THING GOING.

232. LIKE THIS.

233. WHAT'S THAT?

234. OH THAT'S CUTE, MORE OF A

235. BEEPING.

236. I THINK YOUR PHONE IS RINGING TOO. IT'S GOT A LITTLE...

237. WHAT'S THAT YOUR GAS PEDAL?

238. WHAT'S THAT?

239. LANCE THANKS FOR HELPING ME OUT. - SURE MAN.

240. I APPRECIATE IT, YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CARS AT ALL

241. WELL I KNOW A LOT ABOUT CARS. - SO YOU KNOW ABOUT ENGINES

242. AND STUFF? - I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT

243. ENGINES. - HEY, HOW CAN I HELP YOU GUYS?

244. MY AMIGO HERE IS LOOKING FOR HIS FIRST CAR. - BIG DAY.

245. LOOK I'M USUALLY ON A BIKE, OK. I DON'T WANT A CAR. I HATE CARS.

246. BUT I NEED IT FOR WORK.

247. I GOT YOU PEGGED. COME WITH ME.

248. YOU KNOW MOST CARS TRY HARD TO GIVE OFF THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT

249. CARS VIBE. BUT THIS CAR MEANS IT. IF YOU'RE GOING TO COMMIT A

250. CRIME THIS IS A GREAT CAR TO DO IT IN, CUZ HOW WOULD YOU

251. DESCRIBE IT? - WHAT'S UNDER THE HOOD?

252. I WOULD ASSUME AN ENGINE, BUT NOBODY HAS ACTUALLY EVER OPENED THIS.

253. - I DON'T NEED A LOT OF FLASH, BUT THAT'S GOT NOTHING. NEXT!

254. WOAAAA! SO THAT'S SORT OF THE VIBE OF THIS CAR. SPRING BREAK

255. FLIP FLOPS. THIS IS DEFINITELY A PACK OF DUDE'S KIND OF CAR.

256. LET'S GO. - I DON'T PUT MY PACK WITH OTHER

257. GUYS PACKS. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - DO SOME SHOTS, GET A

258. COUPLE DATE RAPES IN. - AH, THIS ISN'T ME. NEXT CAR!

259. - SHIT. WOAAAA! THIS CAR HAS A BIO-DIESEL ENGINE. YOU CAN GO TO

260. ANY DINER AND GO, HEY CAN I USE YOUR OLD OIL AND YOU JUST POUR

261. IT IN THERE. IT DOES CONSTANTLY SMELL LIKE FRENCH FRIES, WHICH

262. IS GOOD OR BAD DEPENDING ON HOW YOU WANNA SORT OF TAKE THAT.

263. MY BUDDY HE'S NEVER DRIVEN A CAR BEFORE. I JUST THINK THIS IS TOO

264. COMPLICATED OF AN IDEA FOR HIM. YOU KNOW, YOU RIDE IN THE CAR,

265. RIGHT? IT'S NOT LIKE A BIKE. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ON TOP OF IT.

266. YOU'RE INSIDE THE THING, HUH? I DON'T KNOW.

267. SO THIS IS A VINTAGE MUSCLE CAR.

268. HE LIKES THIS CAR.

269. - YEAH, BUT I'M THE ONE BUYING.

270. THIS IS A GREAT CAR MAN. EVER PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THIS?

271. - IT'S HARD NOT TOO. - I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A GOOD

272. STARTER CAR FOR ME. - HO HO HO HO HO. LOOK AT THAT.

273. YOU KIND OF HAVE TO BE A MECHANIC TO DRIVE THIS CAR.

274. I'M A BIKE MECHANIC. - SHE'S NOT A BIKE.

275. - ALRIGHT.

276. - CLASSIC ART CAR, YOU KNOW. THIS IS LIKE THE FACE TATTOO OF CARS.

277. NOW I DON'T WANT ANYTHING I DRIVE TO BE A STATEMENT.

278. I JUST WANT A SIMPLE CAR.

279. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT? I HAVE THE PERFECT CAR FOR YOU.

280. HERE IT IS. YOU KNOW THIS CAR IS

281. THE DEFAULT SETTING. - IT'S LIKE IT WAS DESIGNED WHILE SOMEONE

282. WAS SLEEPING OR SOMETHING. - AND THEN ONE GUY WAS LIKE WE

283. SHOULD PUT SOME WIPERS ON THE HEADLIGHTS. THAT GUY GOT FIRED.

284. HOW MUCH IS IT? - SOME BORING NUMBER.

285. - SOUNDS LIKE A SWEET DEAL.

286. I'LL TAKE IT. - YEAH

287. THERE IT IS.

288. CONGRATULATIONS BUDDY.

289. I'M A HOME OWNER!

290. GARAGE SALE! - GARAGE SALE!

291. GONNA MAKE SOME MONEY TODAY.

292. - WOAAA! - THEN WE'LL GO TO THE BANK

293. AFTERWARDS.

294. GOOD MORNING.

295. - HI.

296. HI, HOW ARE YOU? IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING JUST

297. FEEL FREE TO ASK. - SURE, YEAH.

298. - I THINK WE SHOULD WAIT JUST A

299. LITTLE, A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.

300. - JUST PACK IT UP? - YEAH, LET'S JUST. LET'S JUST

301. GO TO GOODWILL. - NO ONE WANTS A SCREAM MASK?

302. - OH, FRED.

303. - OH MR. MAYOR, HI. - CARRIE HI.

304. - HI, NICE TO SEE YOU. - THANKS FOR COMING.

305. - OH, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO MISS IT. SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

306. RELAX. - ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.

307. - OH, HAHA. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS STILL HERE. - YEAH, WE WERE

308. SURPRISED TOO. - WOW. EVERYWHERE I LOOK I'M

309. SEEING THINGS THAT I WANT. - YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS BECAUSE

310. YOU FEEL SORRY FOR US, RIGHT? - NO, I LOVE THIS STUFF.

311. WHAT IS THIS? OH MY GOSH. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS STILL HERE

312. - YEAH, STILL WORKS. - HOW MUCH FOR THIS?

313. TWENTY. - I'LL GIVE YOU TWENTY CENTS FOR

314. THIS. THE THING IS IT DOESN'T HAVE THE CORD OR ANYTHING.

315. THESE ARE UNBELIEVABLE... AND THERE'S NO DISC INSIDE.

316. BUT IT OPENS. - I MEAN TECHNOLOGY DOESN'T YOU

317. KNOW, BUT IT STILL WORKS. - THERE'S NOTHING OBSOLETE ABOUT

318. A CD. - YOU TAKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS

319. YOU COULD JUST... AND JUST STRAP IT ON. AND YOU CAN RUN. YOU KNOW

320. LIKE THAT. - IT ONLY SKIPS LIKE EVERY TEN

321. SECONDS OR SO IF YOU'RE RUNNING. - WAIT I HAVEN'T SEEN THESE GUYS

322. FOR SO LONG.

323. THAT'S FIFTEEN AND FIFTEEN SO THIRTY DOLLARS ALL TOGETHER.

324. I'LL GIVE YOU THREE CENTS AND HE'S A LITTLE USED SO MAYBE

325. TWO CENTS. - TWO CENTS?

326. FINE. - IS THIS, ARE YOU GUYS, STILL

327. CAMPAIGNING? - THAT'S TWENTY DOLLARS.

328. - NO, WHY DON'T I PUT THE DECIMAL POINT HERE AND IT COULD

329. BE TWENTY CENTS? - YOU'RE TAKING ANY NUMBER AND

330. YOU'RE JUST TURNING IT INTO CENTS. - WELL, IT'S JUST YOU

331. KNOW, I'M HAGGLING. THIS IS KIND OF ODD, WAS IS IT A

332. LEFT HAND OR RIGHT HAND? - THEY BOTH WORK.

333. DOES IT COME WITH THESE?

334. NO, I'LL INCLUDE THAT IF YOU WANT.

335. I'LL TAKE THIS WHOLE SIDE.

336. THIS WHOLE SIDE...

337. YEA I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THERE AND ACTUALLY HOW ABOUT

338. AROUND THERE AND THEN ACROSS IN FRONT OF YOU AND THEN, HOW FAR

339. BACK CAN I GO?

340. I MEAN WE WANTED TO JUST GET RID OF IT ANYWAY.

341. I'M FINE WITH IT HONESTLY.

342. SAM!

343. WOW

344. I WONDER WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THAT STUFF.

345. WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

346. I HAVE NO IDEA. - HEY MR. MAYOR.

347. WUZ UP! HEY WELCOME TO CAFE, Y2K.

348. WHAT?

349. I MEAN DIDN'T YOU FEEL THE 2000s WENT BY SO FAST YOU REALLY HAD

350. NO IDEA WHAT THEY WERE.

351. AH YEA YOU'RE RIGHT, WE DIDN'T.

352. WELL TURNS OUT IT WAS ALL THE STUFF IN YOUR GARAGE

353. YOU GUYS WERE SITTING ON A GOLD MINE.

354. YEA THAT'S MY GAME CUBE.

355. YOU PUT SOMETHING ON A LITTLE PLINTH, YOU KNOW AND

356. YOU PUT A LIGHT ON IT AND PEOPLE FREAK OUT, PEOPLE

357. LOVE EATING AROUND NOSTALGIA

358. IT JUST MAKES YOU HUNGRY FOR A PAST GONE BY.

359. SO THIS IS ALL 2000s?

360. WELL I HAD TO GET AN ERIC CLAPTON SIGNED GUITAR.

361. IT JUST TAKES A MEMORABILIA CAFE TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

362. RIGHT - RIGHT - YEA

363. CLAPTON PROBABLY JUST SIGNS GUITARS SPECIFICALLY FOR

364. MEMORABILIA CAFES. - YEA $10.

365. $10?

366. COME, LET ME TAKE YOU TO YOUR SEAT

367. HOW'S THE FOOD? - IT'S BAD

368. AH, DOUG.

369. YOU LEFT YOUR DISHES IN THE SINK.

370. SO WHAT.

371. IF YOU HAVE BREAKFAST IT'S SO EASY JUST PLEASE, PUT THEM

372. IN THE DISHWASHER, IT'S JUST...

373. IT'S A BOWL, A SPOON AND A CUP.

374. IT DRIVES ME CRAZY THOUGH. HI LITTLE DUDE, COME HERE

375. LITTLE MONKEY, HI POOCH, OH TOBESLARONE, MUCHACHO,

376. POOCHIE, POOCH-A-ROO. - YOU HAVE SO MANY

377. NICK NAMES FOR HIM. - YEA

378. I'M VERY AFFECTIONATE.

379. TOBY, YOU'RE THE MAN AGAIN MAN, HA HA.

380. YOUR DOG VOICE IS SUPER ANNOYING.

381. TO WHO? NOT TO TOBY. BECAUSE TOBY LOVES ME.

382. WANT TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR, UH OH.

383. DID YOU GET ANOTHER TOBY TATTOO?

384. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

385. IS THIS HEALTHY? THE WAY WE ARE. I FEEL LIKE WE GIVE MORE LOVE

386. TO TOBY THAN WE DO EACH OTHER.

387. EVEN JUST PHYSICALLY I'M JUST SO MUCH

388. MORE COMFORTABLE, LIKE TOUCHING HIM.

389. I MEAN I WOULD MIND IF I HAD THAT KIND OF ATTENTION.

390. OK

391. OH HEY HOW WAS WORK? - HI

392. HOW WAS IT? - OH SO, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

393. YEA IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

394. IS THAT? - I GUESS

395. AW DID YOU DO THE DISHES?

396. YEA - WHAT A GOOD BOY.

397. AW THANKS.

398. WHAT IS IT?

399. IT'S A COOKIE.

400. GOOD BOY. OH MMM, OW. EASY SOFT TOUCH.

401. YOU CAME BACK, YOU CAME BACK! - AW WHO'S HERE, WHO'S HERE?

402. WHO'S HERE, WHO IS IT? - ARRGH

403. WOW CLAIRE THIS IS GREAT THANK YOU SO MUCH.

404. [DOG MUSIC

405. DOUG, COME HERE, COME TO BED. AW, COME HERE.

406. OH THIS IS GREAT, IT'S SO COMFY LIKE THIS.

407. DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

408. DOUG, DID YOU INVITE TOM AND STACEY TO DINNER ON FRIDAY?

409. I DID.

410. WHY DID YOU DO THAT? TOM AND STACEY ARE SO

411. ANNOYING, TOM ONLY TALKS ABOUT BITCOINS AND STACEY

412. ONLY WANTS TO TELL ME ABOUT HER NEW LINE OF JEANS,

413. BAD BOY.

414. WORKS

415. IT'S A GOOD CAR.

416. I COULD GET USED TO THIS.

417. GOOD ALRIGHT.

418. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS GOOD FOR, WHEN IT RAINS.

419. HEY COME ON.

420. WATCH IT. COME ON.

421. I'M IN A CAR. CAR HERE

422. WATCH MY CAR

423. COME ON, I ALMOST HIT YOU.

424. WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT BIKES, THIS IS MY BLIND SPOT.

425. HOW SLOW ARE YOU GOING TO GO?

426. I HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. THAT'S A LOT OF BIKES.

427. GET OUT OF MY WAY.

428. BIKES! HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?

429. HAVE A FUN GAME, YOU'RE BIKES. MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!

430. GO GO DRIVERS RIGHTS!

431. WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT? COME ON! SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE!

432. DRIVER'S RIGHTS!

433. WE'RE TAKING BACK THESE STREETS, THIS IS A CARS CRITICAL MASS.

434. MOVE!

435. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO GO? WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GO NOW?

436. DRIVER'S RIGHTS

437. LISTEN TO THAT MUSIC. DRIVER'S RIGHTS!

438. DRIVER'S RIGHTS

439. DID YOU EVER HEAR A HORN LIKE THAT BEFORE?

440. DRIVER'S RIGHTS, WE WANT OUR OWN LANES. DRIVER'S RIGHTS

441. SPYKE?

442. WHAT?

443. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

444. DRIVER'S RIGHTS

445. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

446. IT DOES MAKE SENSE, WE WANT OUR OWN LANE.

447. FOR CARS

448. THE FACT THAT THERE ARE ROAD SORT OF IMPLIES THAT

449. THEY ARE FOR CARS. YOU DON'T NEED A CAR CRITICAL MASS.

450. YEA BUT ALL OF THESE BIKES JUST WEAVING IN AND OUT TRAFFIC

451. AND RUNNING RED LIGHTS, YOU KNOW YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT.

452. SPYKE NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE A BATTLE, YOU KNOW CARS VS. BIKES.

453. FIRST OF ALL THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS.

454. HEY, YOU GOT THAT HAT? WHAT HAPPENED I THOUGHT

455. YOU THROUGH IT OUT? YOU PICKED IT OUT OF

456. THE GARBAGE, YOU PUT THE HAT BACK ON YOUR HEAD, HOW DID

457. YOU EVEN FIND IT?

458. YOU'RE INSANE YOU'RE NUTS

459. SPYKE WHEN YOU'RE THE OPPOSITION TO EVERYTHING I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE

460. AT OPPOSITION TO ME AND YOU KNOW I'M PROUD OF YOU AND I'M EXCITED

461. FOR THIS WHOLE CAR THING BUT LIKE YOU GET SO EXCITED

462. AND AMPED UP ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU'RE

463. AGAINST ME. - NO I'M NOT!

464. CAN YOU TALK EVEN IN A SORT OF QUIET VOICE?

465. YEA I'M SORRY.

466. LET'S WALK AWAY, LET'S JUSGET OUT OF THIS MIND SET.

467. HOW ARE YOU?

468. I'M GOOD, HAD A PRETTY GOOD DRIVE.

469. YEA? - YEA

470. PEDESTRIANS RIGHTS! - OK

471. WE SEE THE BEACH BOYS AND A, AN OLDER GENTLEMAN COMES UP TO US

472. I WANT YOU TO COME AND DO ANOTHER SHOW.

473. SITTING IN THE BACK OF THIS BAR,

474. IT'S MILES DAVIS

475. CAN I HELP YOU CLEAN UP THE PLATES?

476. WE GO TO THE BAR AT BLE CANDLE LIGHT.

477. MILES DAVIS WAS THIS, THIS CLOSE.

478. I MEAN THE TRUMPET WAS HERE.

479. WOW - I MEAN IT SOUNDED LIKE

480. ANGELS AND DEVILS AT THE SAME TIME.

481. I MEAN THIS GUY COULD PLAY THE HORN.