1. HI
I'M BRYCE SHIVERS.
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2. AND
I'M LISA EVERSMAN.
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3. WE'VE COME UPON SOME
TOUGH TIMES.
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4. MONEY IS RUNNING LOW.
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5. IT'S KIND OF A LONG
STORY, NOT MY FAULT
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6. BUT WE FIGURED OUT A SOLUTION.
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7. YOU CAN RENT OUT ANYTHING.
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8. EXTRA BEDROOM - RENT IT OUT.
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9. HAVE A CAR - RENT IT OUT.
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10. JUST LIKE NEW YORK CITY YOU
CAN RENT OUT EVERYTHING.
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11. ANYTHING, ANYONE.
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12. ISN'T THAT KIND
OF LIKE PROSTITUTION?
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13. NOT WHEN IT'S FROM
A CUTE WEBSITE.
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14. WELCOME TO THE COOL CRISP CLEAN
WEBSITE OF RENT IT OUT.
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15. IT'S VERY VERY SIMPLE.
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16. THIS NEW ECONOMY IS SO FUN
WE'VE RENTED EVERYTHING OUT.
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17. GOT ROOM IN YOUR FRIDGE?
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18. RENT IT OUT!
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19. WHAT A COOL SITE.
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20. MY MEMBER NAME IS BRYCE!
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21. WHY DON'T YOU TELL
THEM YOUR PASSWORD?
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22. ARE YOU SURE?
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23. I DON'T KNOW BUT YEA GO AHEAD,
HERE'S HIS PASSWORD.
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24. GOT A COUCH?
- RENT IT OUT
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25. RENT IT
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26. OUT
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27. HAVE AN EXTRA TOOTHBRUSH?
- RENT IT OUT
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28. NO TOOTH PASTE, ALRIGHT.
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29. I'M NOT A TAXI DRIVER, I'M JUST
A GIRL WITH A CAR SO,
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30. I RENT IT OUT.
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31. HE'S A TOTAL STRANGER
I FEEL COMPLETELY SAFE.
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32. WE'RE LIVING ON OUR ROOF NOW,
IT'S THE ONLY SPACE AVAILABLE
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33. HEY IF YOU ARE GOING TO RENT IT
OUT YOU HAVE MAKE SURE YOU
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34. SIGN THE SHEET DOWN...
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35. OUT, HE'S SUPPOSED TO SAY OUT.
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36. OUT
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37. NO DON'T WALK OUT.
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38. TODAY I'M CLEANING
SOMEONE ELSE'S KITCHEN.
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39. HOW DID YOU END UP
IN THAT SITUATION?
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40. I SAID THAT I COULD MOP
AND SOME LADY CHOSE ME?
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41. WOW
- YEA
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42. OW!
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43. THERE IS NO ONE LESS
SKILLED AT THIS THEN ME.
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44. YEA, BUT YOU ARE THE ONE
THAT SIGNED UP TO DO IT.
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45. THESE PEOPLE, THEY'RE BASICALLY
JUST HIRING ART STUDENTS TO
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46. COME AND WATCH THEIR
KIDS AND MOP THEIR FLOORS
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47. UH, THOSE KIDS, THANK YOU.
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48. DAMN IT
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49. ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR
EVERYONE'S MINDS TO BE BLOWN?
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50. WE'RE ABOUT TO CHANGE LIVES AND
CHANGE ANIMAL'S LIVES.
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51. GO GO GO GO GO...
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52. INTERRUPTING YOUR WORK DAY?
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53. MUCH?
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54. WE SHOWED UP UNINVITED AND
UNANNOUNCED, CONSIDER THIS
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55. A WARNING, WE HATE YOU.
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56. YOU'RE GOING TO THINK TWICE
ABOUT WHAT YOU DO!
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57. HA, OH MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT?
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58. NOTHING HAPPENED.
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59. DIDN'T THEY RUN OUT OF
THE BUILDING, THEY MUST
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60. HAVE BEEN FREAKING OUT.
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61. NO, THEY'RE STILL EVEN TESTING
ON ANIMALS, THEY JUST DUMPED A
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62. BARREL OF MONKEYS OFF
THE ROOF, DEAD MONKEYS.
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63. LITERALLY WE JUST SAW THAT.
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64. I HAD THE BULL HORN,
IS THIS WORKING?
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65. IT'S ABSOLUTELY WORKING.
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66. SORRY
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67. DAMN IT
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68. BENJI WE JUST, WE
DON'T LOOK SERIOUS.
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69. I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE NOW.
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70. WHATS UP WITH YOUR JACKET.
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71. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WANT TO
PUT SOMETHING DRAPED ON
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72. HALF WAY AROUND YOUR WHOLE BODY
TO COVER THE WAIST AREA?
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73. WHAT DO WANT ME
LOOKING LIKE THIS?
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74. NO
- NO YOU WANT ME LIKE THIS.
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75. WE DON'T LOOK
LIKE REVOLUTIONARIES,
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76. WE LOOK LIKE RAVERS.
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77. THAT'S YELLOW ARMS, BIG, SMILEY
FACE LEGS, YOU KNOW?
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78. THIS IS WHAT WE CHOSE.
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79. IS IT A PARACHUTE?
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80. LOOKS LIKE A TENT.
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81. YOU GUYS DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING WHEN I GOT IT.
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82. YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING IN THE
VAN, WHEN I'M WALKING AROUND
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83. AND NOW USE GUYS HAVE ISSUE WITH
IT, YOU GOT TO SAY SOMETHING.
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84. YOU GOING TO STAND AROUND?
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85. WHY DO YOU HAVE A CHICKEN BAG?
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86. IS THAT A PURSE? WE'RE
NOT ON THE SAME PAGE
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87. WITH PROTEST STRATEGY.
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88. WELL THIS IS THE WRONG TIME TO
DO IT, DON'T YOU THINK?
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89. IN A PARKING LOT? I MEAN WOW!
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90. I TOLD YOU WHAT
WE NEED TO DO, OK
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91. WHAT'S THAT?
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92. I NEED TO TAKE MY TOP OFF.
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93. LISTEN, I KNOW YOU WANT TO DO
THAT, BUT THAT'S WAY AT THE
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94. END SOMEWHERE YOU DO IT NOW...
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95. IT'S NOT A REAL PROTEST IF NO
ONE HAS THEIR TOP OFF, HOW DO
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96. THEY KNOW THAT THIS IS
SUPPOSED TO MEAN SOMETHING?
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97. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOCK THEM.
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98. THAT'S THE GRAND FINALE, WE GOT
TO SAVE IT UNTIL SOMEONE IS
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99. ACTUALLY WATCHING, I
CAN'T JUST TAKE YOUR TOP OFF
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100. FOR US ANYMORE.
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101. WE GOT TO GET
ATTENTION WITH THAT.
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102. HOW ARE THEY GOING
TO TAKE THAT DOWN?
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103. PRETTY FAST.
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104. I DON'T THINK SO.
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105. YEA, THERE IS ALREADY SOMEONE UP
THERE JUST TAKING IT DOWN.
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106. LEAVE THAT ALONE.
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107. WHY IS WAVING A SMILING.
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108. KATHARINE ARE YOU ASLEEP?
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109. NOPE.
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110. WHAT'S WRONG?
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111. I CAN'T SLEEP.
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112. CAN I HELP YOU IN ANYWAY?
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113. I DON'T KNOW BUT I PROBLY AM
ONLY GETTING ONE TO TWO HOURS
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114. OF SLEEP AT NIGHT.
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115. THAT'S BAD.
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116. I READ ALL OF THESE ARTICLES IF
YOU LOSE SLEEP, YOU DIE.
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117. WELL I DON'T WANT
US TO DIE, EVER.
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118. IT WILL JUST BE ME, YOU'LL
SLEEP THROUGH MY DEATH.
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119. I SLEEP PRETTY GREAT.
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120. YEA I KNOW.
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121. HOW ABOUT THIS, WHY
DON'T I COACH YOU?
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122. YOU COACH ME WITH THINGS, I CAN
COACH YOU RIGHT BACK.
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123. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
CAN JUST COACH SLEEP.
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124. SURE YOU CAN.
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125. HOW?
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126. WATCH, READY? - SLEEP.
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127. ATTA GIRL SLEEP,
GOOD GIRL, SLEEP.
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128. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M SLEEPING?
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129. NO
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130. CLOSE YOUR EYES, THERE WE GO,
THERE SHE IS, OFF TO SLEEP.
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131. THERE SHE GOES, THERE WE GO.
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132. DAVE THIS IS VERY
HARD ON MY ABS.
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133. JUST LIE BACK A LITTLE BIT ON
YOUR SHOULDER, THINK OF ALL
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134. THE THINGS YOU'VE GOT
PILING UP IN OUR LIFE
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135. BILLS, THINK OF A LEAKY FAUCET,
THINK OF THE DOOR RATTLING
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136. DOWNSTAIRS, YOU
FIX THAT DOOR KNOB
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137. IS THIS HOW YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?
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138. YEA
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139. THINKING ABOUT THE
STUFF THAT WE HAVE TO DO?
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140. YEA
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141. ARM UP LIKE THIS, KIND
OF LOOK AT THE CLOCK.
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142. MAKE A LITTLE BIT OF SMALL TALK,
THAT KIND OF MEANINGLESS
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143. SORT OF, AIMLESS CONVERSATION.
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144. IS THAT WHAT YOU DO TO ME?
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145. IT JUST HELPS, A SORT
OF OPEN ENDED QUESTION.
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146. THAT WAS FUNNY WITH THE
BUSHES TODAY, WASN'T IT?
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147. THAT DRIVEWAY
SEEMED BIGGER TODAY
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148. OH NO.
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149. OK NOW.
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150. DID THAT WORK?
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151. ARE YOU DONE BABE?
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152. WERE YOUR EYES NOT
CLOSED THE WHOLE TIME.
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153. THOSE LYRICS ARE WRONG,
YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT?
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154. THOSE ARE THE ORIGINAL MEDIEVAL
LYRICS, I'LL TELL YOU
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155. SOME BORING STORIES
FROM MY DRIVE HOME.
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156. WAIT DAVE, THAT'S WHEN I GET
TIRED, WHEN I'M DRIVING.
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157. OH
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158. JUST CONCENTRATE ON
THE SOUND OF THE ROAD...
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159. HI I'M, I'M TRISH.
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160. OH, JAMIE THINKS
THIS DOG IS REALLY COOL
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161. I LOVE THIS DOG SO MUCH.
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162. THIS IS MARLEY
OUR RASTA DOG, HE'S
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163. AVAILABLE FOR
ADOPTION TODAY.
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164. WHAT YOU DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
YOU MAKE THE JERK CHICKEN MAN.
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165. HE HATES THAT.
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166. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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167. ARE YOU FROM KINGSTON MAN?
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168. NOW THIS WHOLE AREA IS JUST
BOOMING RIGHT NOW.
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169. MIXED USE, LIVE-WORK SPACE.
IT'S JUST A BIG GIANT RAW SPACE.
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170. UNREAL, LOOK AT THOSE WINDOWS.
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171. TAKE A LOOK, TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
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172. WOW, I CAN RUN, INCREDIBLE.
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173. THIS PLACE IS GREAT.
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174. A LOT OF SPACE.
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175. YOU KNOW MAYBE THIS IS A
LITTLE SUNKEN LIVING ROOM.
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176. SORT OF DUTCH JAPANESE FEEL TO
IT, IF EVERYTHING IS LOW
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177. TO THE GROUND,
THAT'S A TOMMY ROOM.
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178. IS THIS ALL HERE?
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179. YEA THAT'S THE FLOOR.
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180. OK, BUT COULD WE GET IN IT?
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181. SURE.
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182. ONE OF THOSE SCREENING ROOMS?
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183. ABSOLUTELY.
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184. WHY NOT?
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185. I DON'T THINK WE EVER NEED TO
DISCUSS IT, WE'LL TAKE IT.
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186. OH GREAT, OK, WELL LET'S SEE WE
NEED FIRST AND LAST, THEN
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187. FULL MONTH DEPOSIT,
AND THAT'S $5,000 A MONTH.
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188. WHAT'S $5,000 A MONTH?
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189. FOR THE LOFT, IT'S
$5,000 A MONTH.
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190. WE JUST WANT THIS UNIT, WE DON'T
WANT THE WHOLE BUILDING.
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191. NO NO THE ACTUAL UNIT, THE LOFT,
ALL THE SPACE, $5,000.
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192. I THOUGHT IT WAS
GOING TO BE $275.
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193. DID SOMEBODY SAY 275, I DON'T
KNOW WHERE THAT IS COMING FROM.
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194. WE CAN GIVE YOU, $400 A MONTH.
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195. PERHAPS YOU'D
LIKE A STUDIO LOFT.
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196. ALRIGHT DON'T PLAY HARD BALL
WITH US, SHE SAID 400.
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197. 425? I MEAN THIS GETTING BORING.
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198. YOU KNOW I CAN SHOW
YOU SOME OTHER UNITS THAT
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199. ARE SLIGHTLY SMALLER.
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200. NO WE'LL FIGURE...
- LET'S JUST ADD
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201. ANOTHER ROOM MATE, OUR BEDROOM
IS GOING TO BE BACK THERE.
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202. MAYBE YOU CAN BUILD
YOUR ROOM OVER THERE.
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203. YEA, YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE THINGS
SO WE FIGURE YOU CAN DO THAT.
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204. GREAT
- COOL
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205. ALRIGHT SO...
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206. THAT'S GOING TO BE
$1600 A MONTH EACH.
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207. WHAT?
- HOW?
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208. WELL YOU TAKE 5,000 IS HOW AND
DIVIDE IT BY THREE, THAT'S
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209. A PRETTY GOOD DEAL, I
WANT TO GET YOU IN HERE.
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210. YOU GUYS CAN'T HAVE ACCESS TO
ALL OUR STUFF BUT I MEAN
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211. THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS.
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212. YOU KNOW
- ALRIGHT, LET'S DO IT.
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213. SO 5,000 DIVIDED BY 5 TENANTS,
THAT'S $1,000 A MONTH.
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214. HOW?
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215. ARE WE IN MOROCCO OR SOMETHING,
WHAT IS WITH THE HAGGLING
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216. REMEMBER IT WAS $5,000
NOW YOU HAVE 5 TENANTS SO,
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217. 5,000 DIVIDED BY 5 IS 1,000
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218. THAT IS, YEA, I SEE THAT NOW.
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219. OK SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT
18 PEOPLE, 5,000 DIVIDED BY
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220. 18 IS 275 A MONTH,
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED.
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221. WE DID IT, GOOD WORK GUYS.
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222. OK I AM GOING TO NEED JUST ONE
MORE THING, I NEED A NAME TO
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223. PUT ON THE LEASE.
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224. I CAN'T I HAVE BAD CREDIT,
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225. YEA I CAN'T, I MEAN, YOUR
DAD IS HE? NO HE'S PISSED.
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226. YEA, ALWAYS.
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227. OH, JOSH YOU'RE GOOD
FOR IT. RIGHT?
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228. PUT THE NAME JOSH DOWN.
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229. JUST JOSH?
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230. J-O-S-H?
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231. OK, SURE, YOU HAVE A DEAL.
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232. 1-2-3... CAN WE
HAVE 18 KEYS MADE.
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233. DAMIT
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234. GUYS I THINK THIS IS
GOING TO WORK THIS TIME
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235. HAHA I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEIR
FACES, THEY'RE GOING TO BE AT
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236. WORK LIKE 'WE GOT ALL THIS STUFF
TO DO' AND THEY ARE GOING TO
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237. LOOK UP AND GO LIKE
'AH, I'M QUITTING'
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238. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO
CHANGE, WE ARE GOING TO
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239. HAVE TO CHANGE OUR IDENTITIES.
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240. GOOD POINT WE ARE GOING TO
HAVE TO CHANGE OUR NAMES.
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241. YEA, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO PICK?
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242. DAKOTA
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243. ME TOO
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244. I WAS GOING TO SAY
DAKOTO, FOR A MALE VERSION.
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245. WHAT ABOUT YOU BRANDON?
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246. YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT
DID YOU? NOW WHAT IF THE
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247. COPS GET YOU? WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN? NOW LISTEN...
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248. I'M SORRY. YES?
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249. OH KNOW I JUST WANTED TO ASK AT
WHAT POINT YOU WANT ME TO
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250. TAKE MY TOP OFF?
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251. AH...
- WE'VE SEEN IT, I'M JUST SAYING
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252. WE'RE GOOD, OK, SOME OTHER TIME.
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253. GO GO GO...
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254. WE'RE BACK AND THIS
TIME WE'RE PUPPETS.
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255. YOU IGNORED ME BEFORE BUT NOW
LISTEN TO THIS FAT PUPPET OF
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256. YOURSELF. YOU LIKE MY JACKET?
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257. I GUESS I'LL GO OUT ON MY YACHT.
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258. I GUESS I'LL GO OUT ON MY BOAT,
ON MY SAIL BOAT WHEN I'M
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259. DONE WITH THIS, AND THEN I
WILL STOP OFF AT THE BANK.
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260. HAHA, OH MY GOD
DID YOU SEE THAT?
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261. IT LOOKED FESTIVE,
IT LOOKED LIKE A PINATA.
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262. YEA I THOUGHT IT WAS MARDI GRAS.
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263. THAT DIDN'T HAVE
ANY EFFECT AT ALL?
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264. NO
- DIDN'T THEY COME SCREAMING
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265. OUT OF HERE LIKE
'WHO MADE THAT PUPPET?'
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266. THEY STARTED MAKING MARGARITAS
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267. - UH, HUH. WELL...
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268. OK, WE JUST GOT TO DO IT OVER
AND OVER AND OVER AND ONE DAY
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269. THEY'RE GOING TO BE AT THEIR
DESK AND THEIR GOING TO GO.
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270. WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S THE 100TH
TIME THEY'VE DONE THIS.
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271. MAYBE WE'RE
DOING SOMETHING WRONG.
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272. I THINK WE NEED OTHER PROPS.
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273. WELL IF THAT DOESN'T
WORK, I HAVE NO IDEA
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274. WHAT'S GOING TO WORK.
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275. WHAT YOU GUYS ARE
DOING IS VERY IMPORTANT.
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276. THAT'S RIGHT.
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277. BUT I THINK YOU NEED
TO GO FOR A BIGGER TARGET.
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278. WHAT DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT CORPORATIONS?
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279. CAN I BORROW THE MEGAPHONE?
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280. SURE.
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281. I KNOW A PLACE
THAT HARMS HUMANS!
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282. HUMANS?
- KIDS!
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283. KIDS?
- KIDS!
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284. I THINK HE ESCAPED
FROM A CHILD LABOR CAMP.
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285. THEY TAKE AWAY YOUR STUFF IF YOU
DON'T DO SOMETHING RIGHT.
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286. EVEN IF YOU LIKE DO ALL THE
CHORES AND CLEANING EVERYTHING.
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287. YOU'RE A CHILD, RIGHT?
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288. YES.
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289. YOU'RE NOT AN ADULT.
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290. NO, I'M NOT AN ADULT. AND
I'M PART OF THAT SYSTEM.
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291. I AM ONE OF THEIR SLAVES.
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292. THEY ARE THE WORST
OPPRESSORS ON THE BLOCK.
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293. MAKE SURE THEY
NEVER DO IT AGAIN!
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294. YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS. WE'RE
TOTALLY AGAINST THAT.
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295. WE CAN HELP YOU.
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296. AND I'M A REALLY BIG FAN. I LOVE
THE GOOSE. NICE JOB GUYS.
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297. LET'S DO IT!
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298. LET'S DO IT!
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299. YEA!
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300. DO YOU WANT TO
BRING YOUR SCOOTER?
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301. OH YEAH.
- I'LL GET IT.
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302. YOU GET THE SCOOTER.
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303. WHAT KID JUST GETS IN A VAN?
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304. LINDAS.
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305. YES TONY.
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306. IT'S THAT TIME OF
THE MONTH AGAIN.
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307. NOT FOR ME. IT'S NOT.
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308. UH NO. I MEANT PAYING THE RENT.
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309. THAT'S WHAT I USED TO
CALL IT. PAYING THE RENT.
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310. AND BELIEVE ME I HAVEN'T PAID
THE RENT IN A LONG TIME.
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311. WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO
MAKING THE RENT AT THIS POINT.
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312. HMMM.
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313. CAR WASH.
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314. WE NEED TO MAKE OUR RENT.
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315. DON'T BEEP.
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316. LET US WASH YOUR BIKE?
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317. STOP!
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318. RIGHT HERE!
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319. WELL DON'T SLOW DOWN AND THEN
DRIVE OFF. OH GOOD.
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320. HI SIR.
- HI.
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321. JUST PULL AROUND OR?
- YEAH, RIGHT AROUND THERE.
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322. OK, SO WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR
CAR TODAY OR TOMORROW?
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323. TODAY.
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324. OK, SO THIS IS A
RUSH JOB FOR TODAY.
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325. DO YOU WANT A DING
DONG WICKEDY WINDOW?
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326. OR A RIM TRIM KEEP IT SLIM?
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327. OR WE ALSO DO A
LIGHT BRIGHT TIRE AND TUDY.
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328. OK.
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329. DO YOU WANT A LIGHT
BRIGHT TIRE AND TUDY?
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330. I JUST SAID, 'YEAH.'
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331. I DON'T OVER HEAR EVERYTHING.
- I'M SORRY, YES I WOULD LIKE.
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332. IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS.
- OK.
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333. OK BEFORE WE GO INSIDE
THE CAR WE NEED TO KNOW.
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334. AND YOU'VE GOT TO
BE TRUTHFUL ABOUT THIS.
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335. DO YOU HAVE A DOG IN THE CAR?
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336. NO.
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337. HAS THERE EVER BEEN
A DOG IN THE CAR?
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338. YES, I'M GOING TO SAY YES.
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339. HOW MANY DOGS ARE IN
THE CAR RIGHT NOW?
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340. NO DOGS ARE IN THE
CAR RIGHT NOW.
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341. IS THERE A DOG IN THE TRUNK?
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342. NO, THERE'S NO... NO. NO.
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343. ARE YOU SURE?
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344. WHEREABOUTS ARE YOU FROM?
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345. PORTLAND.
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346. OREGON?
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347. YEAH.
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348. OH NICE.
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349. I WORK IN REAL ESTATE.
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350. WE'RE KIND OF IN THE
REAL ESTATE BUSINESS.
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351. REAL ESTATE OF THE MIND. WE TAKE
A VACANT SPACE IN SOMEONE'S HEAD
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352. AND WE FILL IT WITH LITERATURE.
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353. - THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, TONY. THAT'S
BEAUTIFUL.
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354. YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS ARE DOING A
REALLY GREAT JOB.
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355. IT REALLY LOOKS GREAT. I MEAN
YOU GUYS HAVE ALL THE TOOLS AND
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356. THE BUCKETS AND THE HOSES AND
THE SPONGES.
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357. - I MEAN, WHAT WERE YOU
EXPECTING?
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358. LIKE A PLAYBOY CAR WASH?
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359. NO. I JUST MEANT THAT...
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360. LIKE A TINY LITTLE TRIANGLE,
LITTLE BIKINI WITH SOME
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361. BOTTOM CLEAVAGE?
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362. - DID YOU THINK WE WERE GOING TO
BE GIGGLING AND LAUGHING
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363. FOR NO REASON? AND LIKE ROCK
MUSIC PLAYING.
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364. AND WE'RE GOING TO BE IN SLOW
MOTION LIKE...
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365. HEY.
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366. THAT THIS SPONGE IS GOING TO BE
DRIPPING DOWN MY FACE.
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367. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE IMAGINING
RIGHT NOW? JUST A SLOW WET DRIP?
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368. NO.
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369. WHEN YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR HANDS
I CAN FEEL THEM RIGHT ON ME.
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370. THANKS GUYS. GREAT JOB.
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371. CANDACE, HOW DID WE DO?
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372. TWELVE DOLLARS!
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373. THAT'S GREAT. ONLY A 100 MORE
CAR WASHES AND WE CAN PAY
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374. THE RENT.
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375. YAY!
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376. YOU!
- OUCH.
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377. - WHAT?
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378. OUCH WAIT. THERE'S
WATER IN MY EAR.
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379. I GOT WATER IN MY VAGINA.
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380. HEY SO MY FRIEND HAS EXTRA
TICKETS TO THE
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381. JAY-Z CONCERT TOMORROW. YOU
WANNA GO?
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382. OH YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT. IT
SOUNDS LIKE IT'D BE FUN.
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383. YEAH, I THINK IT WILL BE. ARE
YOU GOING TO GET THAT?
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384. YES.
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385. OK, OK HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
STOP THE TRACK.
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386. THIS IS THE PART OF THE SHOW
WHERE I LIKE TO PICK SOMEONE OUT
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387. OF THE AUDIENCE SO THEY CAN TELL
ME ABOUT THEIR FAVORITE MOMENT
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388. IN HIP HOP HISTORY. HOW ABOUT
THIS RICK MORANIS LOOKING DUDE
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389. OVER HERE?
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390. UMMM.
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391. SAY SOMETHING.
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392. UH, IT ALL STARTED IN L.A.?
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393. FRED. COME ON.
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394. SHOULD WE ALL ANSWER TOGETHER?
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395. THERE, THERE WERE MANY HITS?
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396. CARRIE, CARRIE WAKE UP.
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397. WHAT'S WRONG?
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398. I THINK I MISSED HIP HOP.
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399. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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400. IT JUST PASSED ME BY.
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401. FRED, HIP HOP'S BEEN BIG FOR
LIKE TWENTY-FIVE YEARS.
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402. I CAN'T GO TO THAT SHOW.
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403. YEAH, YOU CAN.
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404. I DON'T WANT TO BE
MADE THE FOOL.
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405. YOU HAVE LIKE FOURTEEN HOURS
UNTIL THE SHOW STARTS I CAN GET
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406. YOU READY. I CAN TEACH YOU.
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407. HOW?
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408. IT WAS MOSTLY
HAPPENING IN NEW YORK CITY.
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409. LIKE WHO? WHO IS THAT? WHO DID
THEY HAVE BACK THEN?
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410. GRAND MASTER FLASH,
SUGAR HILL GANG.
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411. AND WERE THEY REALLY A GANG?
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412. THEY WERE A GROUP.
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413. SO WAS SIR-MIX-A-LOT IN THE
WU-TANG CLANG?
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414. CLAN.
- CLAN.
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415. THERE'S NO G. IT'S WU-TANG CLAN.
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416. - WU-TAN CLAN. IS THIS A FAD? OR
IS THIS HERE TO STAY?
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417. HIP HOP?
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418. I UNDERSTAND IT'S WON GRAMMY'S?
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419. RIGHT? YOUNG MC WON A GRAMMY.
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420. OK, YOUNG MC?
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421. - OK SO THERE'S A GRAMMY THERE.
SO IT'S GRAMMY WINNING MUSIC,
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422. RIGHT?
- I WOULDN SAY...
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423. WHAT'S SUGE KNIGHT?
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424. OK. WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT
YOU REMEMBER ABOUT EAST COAST
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425. VERSUS WEST COAST.
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426. UH, QUEEN LATIFAH IS
AGAINST THE 2 LIVE CREW.
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427. THEY'RE TWO, LIKE
THEY'RE JUST CURSING SO MUCH.
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428. AND THEN THE FAT BOYS ARE JUST
LIKE, 'WE'RE KIND OF THE FATTEST
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429. GUYS AROUND.' AND
NOTORIOUS BIG IS LIKE
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430. 'I'M KIND OF A LITTLE FATTER.'
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431. OK, NAME THE MEMBERS OF THE
WU-TANG CLAN.
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432. CHUCK D IS PUBLIC ENEMY.
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433. SO WU-TANG CLANG IS JUST.
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434. - CLAN.
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435. D-Z-A. DIZZY.
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436. O.D.B.
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437. YES, O.D.B.
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438. WHAT DOES THAT STAND FOR?
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439. ON DUH...
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440. OLD... DIRTY...
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441. BLACK MAN.
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442. OK, SO LITTLE WAYNE. THE CARTER.
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443. THAT'S LIKE A FOUR PART SERIES
OF ALBUMS.
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444. RIGHT. YOU OK?
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445. A LOT OF CURSING.
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446. WELL THAT'S OK.
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447. THIS GUY IS REALLY MAD.
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448. AWW, THIS IS THE DIRTY SOUTH
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS PRETTY DIRTY.
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449. YOU'RE GOING TO BE SO
READY FOR THE SHOW.
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450. SHH. THERE'S LIKE A LITTLE PLAY
GOING NOW.
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451. OH, SOMETIMES THEY DO SKITS
BETWEEN SONGS.
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452. ORDER IN THE COURT. IT SOUNDS
LIKE IT'S PRETTY SIMPLISTIC.
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453. SO THIS IS KIND OF OLD SCHOOL?
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454. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.
I THINK I GOT IT.
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455. HOLD UP, HOLD UP, STOP
THE TRACK, IT'S YOUR BOY, THIS
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456. IS THE PART OF THE SHOW I'D LIKE
TO PICK SOMEONE OUT OF THE
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457. AUDIENCE SO THEY CAN TELL ME
ABOUT THE FAVORITE MOMENT IN
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458. HIP HOP HISTORY, WHAT
ABOUT YOU OVER THERE.
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459. FRED, YOU GOT THIS, DO IT.
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460. NEW YORK CITY 1977...
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461. THAT WAS GOOD
- I LIKED IT.
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462. YO YO YO RICK MORANIS HOLD UP
ONE SECOND MAN, I HEARD WHAT
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463. YOU SAID IN THERE, THAT
KIND OF LIKE, IT BLEW MY MIND.
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464. WELL IT'S JUST HISTORY YOU KNOW,
IT'S JUST THERE, I JUST
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465. ACCESSED IT, THAT'S ALL.
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466. THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY
YOU'RE A HIP HOP MASTER MIND.
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467. THANK YOU BROTHER.
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468. WOW YOU'RE VERY NICE
- YEA
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469. NICE JOB RICK MORANIS.
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470. WANT TO GET SOME TOPAS?
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471. YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS
THE WHOLE TOPAS CRAZE.
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472. OH OK I'LL TELL
YOU ALL ABOUT IT.
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473. OK
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474. MATHEW CAN DO WHAT EVER HE
WANTS, HE'S 12, ALRIGHT.
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475. JEEZ
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476. WE'RE TAKING YOU DOWN.
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477. RESPECT PRIVATE PROPERTY, YOU
HAVE NO RIGHT TO GO INTO
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478. MATHEW'S ROOM.
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479. PARENTS ARE SPIES,
MOM AND DAD LIE - HAHA
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480. MATHEW, COME OUT HERE PLEASE,
DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO
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481. WITH THIS?
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482. UMM...
- HE DOESN'T HAVE TO SPEAK
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483. TO YOU WITH OUT
A LAWYER PRESENT.
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484. MATHEW DO YOU WANT ME
TO TAKE MY SHIRT OFF?
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485. I GUESS THAT COULD WORK.
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486. MATHEW, HONEY YOU'RE 12, OK AND
UNTIL YOU START DOING OWN
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487. LAUNDRY I'M GOING TO
HAVE TO GO IN YOUR ROOM
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488. IS THERE SOMEBODY
IN THAT DRESSER?
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489. YES!
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490. BRANDON ARE YOU ALRIGHT BUDDY?
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491. ARE YOU NODDING?
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492. THAT DOESN'T SEEM VERY SAFE,
SHOULD WE GET HIM OUT?
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493. IS THAT A SHRUG BRANDON?
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494. PROTEST.
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495. I KNEW THIS WOULDN'T WORK.
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496. YOU TRAITOR
- YEA WE SPEND ALL NIGHT
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497. BUILDING YOUR PARENTS.
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498. I KNOW BUT...
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499. WAIT DID YOU GUYS MAKE ALL OF
THIS, WHO DID THE PAPER
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500. MACHE? THIS IS REALLY CREATIVE.
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501. I DO WARDROBE AND THEN BENJI...
- I DO ALL THE PUPPETEERING
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502. SO THE IDEA IS LIKE,
LOOK IN THE MIRROR! HAHA,
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503. OW, WAIT
- ARE YOU OK?
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504. YEA
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505. DO YOU WANT ME TO
HELP YOU WITH THAT?
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506. WAIT
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507. OH OH
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508. OK
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509. I THINK THERE IS A LOT YOU GUYS
CAN DO WITH THIS, I MEAN LOOK
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510. AT ALL THESE PEOPLE,
THEY CAME TO SEE YOU GUYS
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511. BRANDON LET ME JUST DESCRIBE
WHAT SHE, SHE'S REFERRING TO
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512. A GROUP OF PEOPLE FROM THE
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513. LOOKING AT US, JUST SO YOU KNOW.
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514. HI
- HEY
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515. WE WERE TRYING TO PROTEST, THEM.
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516. MAYBE INSTEAD OF PROTESTING YOU
GUYS COULD LIKE, CELEBRATE?
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517. SO YOU GUYS DO WE WANT TO BE
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518. ENTERTAINERS?
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519. IS THAT A SHRUG BRANDON?
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520. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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521. HIGH FIVE!
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522. YEA
- MAKE A WISH
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523. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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524. UH HEY EVERYBODY,
ATTENTION PLEASE
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525. GUYS?
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526. WE ARE $800 SHORT FOR RENT THIS
MONTH, WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO
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527. WE ARE GONNA MAYBE HAVE SOME
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528. ALRIGHT SO LET'S GET THOSE
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529. LET'S SET UP FOR THE SHOW.
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530. SO IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
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