1. This year the unemployment
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2. 12% of us are out of work.
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3. That's one in eight.
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4. Two in sixteen.
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5. Seven and...
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6. fifty-six.
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7. Every politician has...
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8. a plan, but nothing...
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9. seems to work.
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10. Work.
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11. We need to work.
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12. Work.
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13. Work.
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14. Work.
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15. We need to...
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16. work.
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17. But now there's hope.
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18. Imagine a Portland
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19. with 100% employment.
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20. One hundred percent
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21. employment.
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22. Employment.
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23. A Portland where
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24. we all have jobs...
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25. completing...
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26. each other's...
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28. Sentences.
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29. Some of us get paid
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30. to start a sentence.
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31. And the others...
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32. get paid to finish it.
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33. Get paid to finish it.
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34. To finish it.
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35. Kids.
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36. Couples.
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37. Grandfathers.
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38. Musicians.
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39. Cyclists.
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40. Artists.
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41. Stupid-heads.
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42. Crumbums.
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43. Dweebs.
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44. Sluts.
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45. Sluts.
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46. Soccer cousins.
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47. Soccer cousins.
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48. Idiots.
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49. People... who are
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50. not good at r-reading.
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52. Everyone...
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53. paid to be in a commercial...
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54. where all we have...
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70. Complete...
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74. no.
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75. I don't need to do that.
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76. You just have to
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77. complete the sentence, sir.
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78. I don't have
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79. to complete anything.
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80. I'll give you $500.
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81. Finish your own sentence.
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82. Ah, damn it.
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83. Maybe I'll get a little
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84. bit of some of that cake.
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85. Those look good.
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86. I think I'll get a bagel.
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87. Ah, you know, you can get
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88. it with cream cheese in it.
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89. Hey, Fred!
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90. Carrie!
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91. I think I'll get
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93. Hey, Fred.
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94. Hi.
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95. Hey, how are you?
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96. How are you?
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97. Hi, Mr. mayor.
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98. Hey, I just got back
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99. from Baltimore.
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100. Great... that's a great city.
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101. It's a great city.
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102. Mayor Rawlings-Blake took me
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103. to an orioles baseball game.
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104. Unbelievable!
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105. What did he say?
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106. A baseball game?
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107. He said baseball.
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108. That's so great.
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109. That's great.
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110. Wow!
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111. Congratulations.
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112. Yeah, great.
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113. Hey, you know what
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114. we need in this city?
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115. A baseball team.
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116. Oh... hi.
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118. Great.
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119. We should t one.
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120. Yeah, go for it.
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121. I want you guys to help me
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122. put it together.
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123. Wait, Fred and I?
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124. Us?
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125. Yeah, I trust you.
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126. You guys know
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127. what Portland needs.
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128. We don't know
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129. anything about how...
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130. well, when I saw you,
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131. it just hit me,
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132. and I thought, "yes."
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133. I saw the baseball game
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134. in Baltimore, I thought
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135. of you guys, and it was
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136. like here we are again.
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137. It's perfect.
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138. Yeah... yeah.
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139. Right
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140. sure.
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141. And I think we-we
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142. communicate well together.
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143. Heather, can I get a bagel?
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144. I mean, don't you think
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145. we communicate well together?
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146. Yeah.
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147. Look at us... look at us.
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148. Then let's do this.
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149. All right.
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150. Thanks, Heather.
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151. All right.
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152. Thank you, mayor.
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153. Bye.
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154. How are we gonna do that?
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155. I have no idea.
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156. I mean, I don't even
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157. know where to start.
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158. That's like
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159. super tall order.
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160. Yeah.
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161. We could do it, I guess.
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162. Oh, Fred... Carrie.
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163. I just thought of
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164. the name for the team.
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165. The Portland thinkers.
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166. Wow, clever.
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167. That's great.
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168. Where'd he go?
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169. Where'd he go?
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170. Hey.
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171. We need to find some athletes.
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172. So you've got to go out
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173. and find out what's...
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174. who's out there.
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175. For baseball.
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176. Oh, yeah.
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177. Can they hit, catch...
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178. hit, catch, throw, yeah.
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179. And it doesn't
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180. matter right or left.
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181. Okay, male?
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182. Right?
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183. That's what the mayor says.
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184. Males, okay.
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185. It's got to be dudes, huh?
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186. Can I get a bagel, Heather?
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187. Okay, good.
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188. I'm on it.
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189. And I noticed,
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190. when I was watchin' the game,
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191. a lot of standing around.
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192. Good standers.
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193. Okay.
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194. Good standers.
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195. Bus stops and stuff.
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196. Yes!
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197. Atm lines.
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198. Yeah, yeah.
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199. Good... good... yes.
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200. Heather, could I get a bagel?
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201. Thanks, Heather... this is great.
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202. Okay.
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203. All right.
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204. You guys are gonna be great.
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205. Oh, so we're doing it?
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206. I'm so excited.
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207. It's on.
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208. Come by the office next week.
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209. Oh, we'll do that.
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210. All right.
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211. Okay.
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212. All right.
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213. Thank you, mayor.
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214. See you later.
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215. Bye.
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216. How are we gonna do that?
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217. I don't know.
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218. Hi, can we have
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219. some warm water, please?
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220. Hello, I'm Robert Wilson.
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221. These are my handcrafted,
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222. these are my handcrafted,
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223. handmade light bulbs.
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224. The glass I use
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225. is very brittle.
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227. when you screw them in.
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228. You might ask yourself,
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229. why buy handcrafted light bulbs?
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230. Is it the price?
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231. No... these are $68 each.
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232. Will they last forever?
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233. Is that why they're
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235. No, they burn out after
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236. a couple of days.
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237. A couple of days.
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238. I ordered Robert's artisanal
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239. light bulbs about 14 months ago,
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240. and they have yet to arrive.
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241. And they have yet to arrive.
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242. I know it takes a very long time
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243. to get them just right,
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244. but my eyes have adjusted.
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245. I don't always predict this,
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246. ah, flickering.
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247. It should be a little bit
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248. more of one flash of light.
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249. I have one employee.
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250. That's D'arbie.
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251. She's wonderful.
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252. She's wonderful.
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253. Are you sick?
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254. Do you wanna go home?
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255. Do you wanna go home?
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256. On her first day she got sick,
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257. and she stayed sick.
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258. So D'arbie's had a cold
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259. for about five years.
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260. D'arbie, I think
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261. the-the mucus affects...
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262. I sent Robert
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263. a few emails, ah, over
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264. the course of the last year.
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265. He hasn't returned my emails.
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266. I don't know if he's on email.
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267. He might be against email.
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268. This one's green.
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269. A little more green
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270. than I wanted it to be.
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271. In fact, I wanted it to be
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272. a kind of orange, but, um,
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273. some mistakes were made.
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274. How's it going, d'arbie?
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275. I specifically said, "okay,
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276. "just get the orange glass."
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277. And it's kind of more
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278. important to me.
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279. Are you talking
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280. about me right now?
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282. that we make from hand.
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283. I feel like she's more concerned
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284. with working at a cool place.
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285. Are you talking about me?
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286. I-I'll finish those, d'arbie.
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287. You know, when I first started,
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288. one of the first
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289. ones I made...
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290. you all right?
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291. You're still sick?
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292. What did you say about me?
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293. Okay, you'll be all right.
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294. That's like the third time
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295. she's done that this week.
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296. "Don't run up
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297. "those damn stairs."
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298. "Her feet were
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299. "clipping and clopping
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300. "clipping and clopping
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301. "and stomping around.
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302. "Please, Margaret, don't.
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303. "Don't run up
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304. "those damn stairs."
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305. "You keep running up
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306. "those stairs,
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307. "and it is driving me bananas."
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308. Margaret is cadence's parent.
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309. "There's a toe
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310. "circling a moon.
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311. "The toe is wearing a ring.
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312. "I was part woman, part woman."
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313. "Me, noodle and critter
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314. "were all at heart tart.
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315. "Basket was gonna be there
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316. "so I wore something sexy.
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317. "My leg tattoos were showing,
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318. "which was something basket
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319. "always loved about me.
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320. "'I want to feel your pedals, '
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321. "she would say,
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322. "and when we
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323. "locked the cats out..."
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328. Oh, our journaling class
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329. starts at 6:00 P.M.
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330. I can go is...
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332. We'll find you a chair.
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334. Ah, we've all already gone.
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335. We've done our journals.
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338. to contribute anything.
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339. And ours, of course,
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340. I think we won this round.
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341. I'm a little nervous
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342. 'cause it's my first class,
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343. but okay.
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344. "My boyfriend, Chad,"
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346. "that anyone has ever had.
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347. "I'm so in love with him.
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348. "We have just started
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349. "our tantric sex experiments,
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350. "and he worshipped
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351. "my yoni for two hours.
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352. "I have never felt
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353. "this good in my entire life.
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354. "Thank you, universe."
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356. the universe for that?
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357. Sounds like you-you should
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358. thank the online dating service.
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359. Yeah, I feel like
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360. it was a brag journal.
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361. And um, what a journal should
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362. be is a document of misery.
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363. But if you really feel happy
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364. and you really love
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365. your boyfriend is it - is it
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366. so wrong to-to write that?
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367. It is so wrong
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368. to write that.
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369. But isn't better
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370. to be honest about what
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372. so you're been authentic.
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373. No, there's that old saying,
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374. "honesty is not always
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375. "the greatest thing to do."
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376. It should be painted more as,
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377. "Chad, what is his problem.
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378. "I just don't get that guy."
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379. But he always just makes
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380. breakfast for both of us.
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381. Like, every morning
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382. he makes me breakfast.
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383. Wh-what... just to let
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384. you know how we're feeling.
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385. We're this close to
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386. jumping up on these tables,
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387. kicking everything off,
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388. throwing pencils in
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390. slapping each other,
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391. then me grabbing her hand
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392. and slapping everyone's face.
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393. Wow!
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394. You want to take these books
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395. and just light them on fire.
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396. Why?
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397. We're slightly
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399. Slavery of the penis.
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404. Heather.
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407. what's his name again?
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410. Well, what would it be like
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412. You know, Chad's journal
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413. would be very like,
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414. "I'm a guy,
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415. "and today I went down
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416. "to the billiards hall.
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417. "And my buddy said,
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418. "'hey, did you read the newest
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419. 'issue of "playboy"?'"
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420. "And he said, 'yeah',
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421. "and then we'd go down to the
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422. "bowling alley and have beers,
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423. "and say, 'why don't we get
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424. "'some more tattoos
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425. "'all over our necks.
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426. "'Boy, I'm gonna get my wrench
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427. "and fix every engine
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428. "on the block."
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429. "Every single car and truck."
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430. You know what I mean?
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431. I mean, guys with trucks,
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432. it's like...
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434. What's up?
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435. You smell like an antelope.
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436. Um, I do a lot
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437. of canning of jams,
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438. and I would like to can you.
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439. I'd love to try one
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440. of your jams sometime.
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441. Between the two of us,
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442. we have four breasts.
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443. Do you know what that means?
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444. I think I understand.
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445. I feel like you have
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446. a unicorn inside you.
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447. Oh, that's nice.
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448. Oh, thank you.
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449. I love unicorns.
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450. I love unicorns.
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451. Their just, um...
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452. oh, just...
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459. baseball team tryouts.
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460. Baseball team tryouts.
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461. Portland is trying to put
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462. together a national team.
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463. Do your best.
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464. We want to see what you have.
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481. It's, ah... it's, ah...
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484. without the bat.
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485. I... I... lose the bat
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489. Do the sound effect for it.
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490. What-what would that sound like?
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495. Great.
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507. Got a guy on third.
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511. a pitch yet.
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513. Wait until the ball is thrown.
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514. I'm gonna play the part
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515. of a steroid salesman.
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516. Uh-huh.
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517. I wanna see
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518. you turn him down.
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520. Ah, no.
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521. Come on.
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522. Everyone does it.
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524. Naw, no, not-not really.
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526. It's free.
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527. Free?
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528. You don't have to pay a dime.
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529. Ah, no.
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530. Nice job, buddy.
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532. Strong constitution.
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533. Ah, number three
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534. step up, please.
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535. You do know in baseball
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537. require stealing, don't you?
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541. I don't know the song.
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542. I'm just seeing if you do.
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549. Thank you very much.
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550. Thanks.
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551. You can step up to the plate
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552. in a quick manner.
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553. First of all, we like you.
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554. We're just gonna throw
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555. a couple of balls at you.
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557. of the crowd, taunting you.
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559. fazes you at all, okay?
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560. Don't take it personally.
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561. You look so stupid out there!
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562. You're pathetic!
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563. You can't play ball!
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564. Um, let's see.
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565. Ah, you're the worst!
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569. That kind of thing.
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571. Hi.
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604. Play ball.
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641. Okay.
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645. All right, the snow.
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648. A-all right.
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652. Are we skinny?
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654. Yeah.
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656. Is that cool?
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657. That'll be a-a fun
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658. littlelooper reel.
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659. Let's try another one.
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660. Make it look like a mirror
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661. and I'm putting on lipstick.
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662. I'm just gonna do
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663. a line of flour.
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664. I'm totally on coke!
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665. She's on coke!
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666. Kind of like interviewing
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669. in something like...
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670. "hey, what do you think?"
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671. I don't know!
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675. Bye, Keith.
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676. I hope we have
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679. Dude, that is intense,
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681. Do it.
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684. Gotcha.
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686. Let's bring real models.
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687. Oh, yeah... Keith hold on.
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690. Crystal... Cora?
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695. That looks all right,
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702. is booing us.
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706. Milk all over us.
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749. All right, let me stake it.
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752. You know what?
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771. No, I definitely
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778. This look good?
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792. that's all.
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795. Yeah.
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840. Yeah.
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870. Yeah, you have those
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