Portlandia 1x6

1. This year the unemployment rate in Portland hit 12%.

2. 12% of us are out of work.

3. That's one in eight.

4. Two in sixteen.

5. Seven and...

6. fifty-six.

7. Every politician has...

8. a plan, but nothing...

9. seems to work.

10. Work.

11. We need to work.

12. Work.

13. Work.

14. Work.

15. We need to...

16. work.

17. But now there's hope.

18. Imagine a Portland

19. with 100% employment.

20. One hundred percent

21. employment.

22. Employment.

23. A Portland where

24. we all have jobs...

25. completing...

26. each other's...

27. sentences.

28. Sentences.

29. Some of us get paid

30. to start a sentence.

31. And the others...

32. get paid to finish it.

33. Get paid to finish it.

34. To finish it.

35. Kids.

36. Couples.

37. Grandfathers.

38. Musicians.

39. Cyclists.

40. Artists.

41. Stupid-heads.

42. Crumbums.

43. Dweebs.

44. Sluts.

45. Sluts.

46. Soccer cousins.

47. Soccer cousins.

48. Idiots.

49. People... who are

50. not good at r-reading.

51. Not good at r-reading.

52. Everyone...

53. paid to be in a commercial...

54. where all we have...

55. where all we have...

56. to do is...

57. com...

58. plete each...

59. other's sent...

60. ences.

61. Complete...

62. each other's...

63. sentences.

64. Complete...

65. each other's...

66. sentences.

67. Complete...

68. each other's...

69. sentences.

70. Complete...

71. each...

72. other's...

73. complete each other's...

74. no.

75. I don't need to do that.

76. You just have to

77. complete the sentence, sir.

78. I don't have

79. to complete anything.

80. I'll give you $500.

81. Finish your own sentence.

82. Ah, damn it.

83. Maybe I'll get a little

84. bit of some of that cake.

85. Those look good.

86. I think I'll get a bagel.

87. Ah, you know, you can get

88. it with cream cheese in it.

89. Hey, Fred!

90. Carrie!

91. I think I'll get

92. one of those.

93. Hey, Fred.

94. Hi.

95. Hey, how are you?

96. How are you?

97. Hi, Mr. mayor.

98. Hey, I just got back

99. from Baltimore.

100. Great... that's a great city.

101. It's a great city.

102. Mayor Rawlings-Blake took me

103. to an orioles baseball game.

104. Unbelievable!

105. What did he say?

106. A baseball game?

107. He said baseball.

108. That's so great.

109. That's great.

110. Wow!

111. Congratulations.

112. Yeah, great.

113. Hey, you know what

114. we need in this city?

115. A baseball team.

116. Oh... hi.

117. A major league baseball team.

118. Great.

119. We should t one.

120. Yeah, go for it.

121. I want you guys to help me

122. put it together.

123. Wait, Fred and I?

124. Us?

125. Yeah, I trust you.

126. You guys know

127. what Portland needs.

128. We don't know

129. anything about how...

130. well, when I saw you,

131. it just hit me,

132. and I thought, "yes."

133. I saw the baseball game

134. in Baltimore, I thought

135. of you guys, and it was

136. like here we are again.

137. It's perfect.

138. Yeah... yeah.

139. Right

140. sure.

141. And I think we-we

142. communicate well together.

143. Heather, can I get a bagel?

144. I mean, don't you think

145. we communicate well together?

146. Yeah.

147. Look at us... look at us.

148. Then let's do this.

149. All right.

150. Thanks, Heather.

151. All right.

152. Thank you, mayor.

153. Bye.

154. How are we gonna do that?

155. I have no idea.

156. I mean, I don't even

157. know where to start.

158. That's like

159. super tall order.

160. Yeah.

161. We could do it, I guess.

162. Oh, Fred... Carrie.

163. I just thought of

164. the name for the team.

165. The Portland thinkers.

166. Wow, clever.

167. That's great.

168. Where'd he go?

169. Where'd he go?

170. Hey.

171. We need to find some athletes.

172. So you've got to go out

173. and find out what's...

174. who's out there.

175. For baseball.

176. Oh, yeah.

177. Can they hit, catch...

178. hit, catch, throw, yeah.

179. And it doesn't

180. matter right or left.

181. Okay, male?

182. Right?

183. That's what the mayor says.

184. Males, okay.

185. It's got to be dudes, huh?

186. Can I get a bagel, Heather?

187. Okay, good.

188. I'm on it.

189. And I noticed,

190. when I was watchin' the game,

191. a lot of standing around.

192. Good standers.

193. Okay.

194. Good standers.

195. Bus stops and stuff.

196. Yes!

197. Atm lines.

198. Yeah, yeah.

199. Good... good... yes.

200. Heather, could I get a bagel?

201. Thanks, Heather... this is great.

202. Okay.

203. All right.

204. You guys are gonna be great.

205. Oh, so we're doing it?

206. I'm so excited.

207. It's on.

208. Come by the office next week.

209. Oh, we'll do that.

210. All right.

211. Okay.

212. All right.

213. Thank you, mayor.

214. See you later.

215. Bye.

216. How are we gonna do that?

217. I don't know.

218. Hi, can we have

219. some warm water, please?

220. Hello, I'm Robert Wilson.

221. These are my handcrafted,

222. these are my handcrafted,

223. handmade light bulbs.

224. The glass I use

225. is very brittle.

226. You got to be real careful

227. when you screw them in.

228. You might ask yourself,

229. why buy handcrafted light bulbs?

230. Is it the price?

231. No... these are $68 each.

232. Will they last forever?

233. Is that why they're

234. so expensive?

235. No, they burn out after

236. a couple of days.

237. A couple of days.

238. I ordered Robert's artisanal

239. light bulbs about 14 months ago,

240. and they have yet to arrive.

241. And they have yet to arrive.

242. I know it takes a very long time

243. to get them just right,

244. but my eyes have adjusted.

245. I don't always predict this,

246. ah, flickering.

247. It should be a little bit

248. more of one flash of light.

249. I have one employee.

250. That's D'arbie.

251. She's wonderful.

252. She's wonderful.

253. Are you sick?

254. Do you wanna go home?

255. Do you wanna go home?

256. On her first day she got sick,

257. and she stayed sick.

258. So D'arbie's had a cold

259. for about five years.

260. D'arbie, I think

261. the-the mucus affects...

262. I sent Robert

263. a few emails, ah, over

264. the course of the last year.

265. He hasn't returned my emails.

266. I don't know if he's on email.

267. He might be against email.

268. This one's green.

269. A little more green

270. than I wanted it to be.

271. In fact, I wanted it to be

272. a kind of orange, but, um,

273. some mistakes were made.

274. How's it going, d'arbie?

275. I specifically said, "okay,

276. "just get the orange glass."

277. And it's kind of more

278. important to me.

279. Are you talking

280. about me right now?

281. These wonderful bulbs

282. that we make from hand.

283. I feel like she's more concerned

284. with working at a cool place.

285. Are you talking about me?

286. I-I'll finish those, d'arbie.

287. You know, when I first started,

288. one of the first

289. ones I made...

290. you all right?

291. You're still sick?

292. What did you say about me?

293. Okay, you'll be all right.

294. That's like the third time

295. she's done that this week.

296. "Don't run up

297. "those damn stairs."

298. "Her feet were

299. "clipping and clopping

300. "clipping and clopping

301. "and stomping around.

302. "Please, Margaret, don't.

303. "Don't run up

304. "those damn stairs."

305. "You keep running up

306. "those stairs,

307. "and it is driving me bananas."

308. Margaret is cadence's parent.

309. "There's a toe

310. "circling a moon.

311. "The toe is wearing a ring.

312. "I was part woman, part woman."

313. "Me, noodle and critter

314. "were all at heart tart.

315. "Basket was gonna be there

316. "so I wore something sexy.

317. "My leg tattoos were showing,

318. "which was something basket

319. "always loved about me.

320. "'I want to feel your pedals, '

321. "she would say,

322. "and when we

323. "locked the cats out..."

324. hi, can we help you?

325. Hi, I'm sorry I'm late.

326. I'm here for

327. the journaling class?

328. Oh, our journaling class

329. starts at 6:00 P.M.

330. I can go is...

331. no, no, no.

332. We'll find you a chair.

333. Thank you so much.

334. Ah, we've all already gone.

335. We've done our journals.

336. Um, hers was abysmal.

337. She refuses

338. to contribute anything.

339. And ours, of course,

340. I think we won this round.

341. I'm a little nervous

342. 'cause it's my first class,

343. but okay.

344. "My boyfriend, Chad,"

345. s the most amazing boyfriend

346. "that anyone has ever had.

347. "I'm so in love with him.

348. "We have just started

349. "our tantric sex experiments,

350. "and he worshipped

351. "my yoni for two hours.

352. "I have never felt

353. "this good in my entire life.

354. "Thank you, universe."

355. You're thanking

356. the universe for that?

357. Sounds like you-you should

358. thank the online dating service.

359. Yeah, I feel like

360. it was a brag journal.

361. And um, what a journal should

362. be is a document of misery.

363. But if you really feel happy

364. and you really love

365. your boyfriend is it - is it

366. so wrong to-to write that?

367. It is so wrong

368. to write that.

369. But isn't better

370. to be honest about what

371. you are going through

372. so you're been authentic.

373. No, there's that old saying,

374. "honesty is not always

375. "the greatest thing to do."

376. It should be painted more as,

377. "Chad, what is his problem.

378. "I just don't get that guy."

379. But he always just makes

380. breakfast for both of us.

381. Like, every morning

382. he makes me breakfast.

383. Wh-what... just to let

384. you know how we're feeling.

385. We're this close to

386. jumping up on these tables,

387. kicking everything off,

388. throwing pencils in

389. the eyes of everybody here,

390. slapping each other,

391. then me grabbing her hand

392. and slapping everyone's face.

393. Wow!

394. You want to take these books

395. and just light them on fire.

396. Why?

397. We're slightly

398. offended at all this.

399. Slavery of the penis.

400. Okay.

401. Um, um, what's

402. your name again?

403. Heather.

404. Heather.

405. Let's talk a little bit

406. about, um, your boyfriend,

407. what's his name again?

408. Chad.

409. Chad.

410. Well, what would it be like

411. if we heard Chad's journal?

412. You know, Chad's journal

413. would be very like,

414. "I'm a guy,

415. "and today I went down

416. "to the billiards hall.

417. "And my buddy said,

418. "'hey, did you read the newest

419. 'issue of "playboy"?'"

420. "And he said, 'yeah',

421. "and then we'd go down to the

422. "bowling alley and have beers,

423. "and say, 'why don't we get

424. "'some more tattoos

425. "'all over our necks.

426. "'Boy, I'm gonna get my wrench

427. "and fix every engine

428. "on the block."

429. "Every single car and truck."

430. You know what I mean?

431. I mean, guys with trucks,

432. it's like...

433. where are they going?

434. What's up?

435. You smell like an antelope.

436. Um, I do a lot

437. of canning of jams,

438. and I would like to can you.

439. I'd love to try one

440. of your jams sometime.

441. Between the two of us,

442. we have four breasts.

443. Do you know what that means?

444. I think I understand.

445. I feel like you have

446. a unicorn inside you.

447. Oh, that's nice.

448. Oh, thank you.

449. I love unicorns.

450. I love unicorns.

451. Their just, um...

452. oh, just...

453. und it.

454. Are you all right?

455. Are you all right?

456. I'm so good.

457. Um, thanks, guys,

458. for coming to the, uh,

459. baseball team tryouts.

460. Baseball team tryouts.

461. Portland is trying to put

462. together a national team.

463. Do your best.

464. We want to see what you have.

465. Good luck, gentlemen.

466. We'll see you on the field.

467. All right.

468. Uh, number one.

469. Who is this guy?

470. What's your name again?

471. Tim.

472. How did we find you.

473. I saw an ad.

474. We assume you saw an ad.

475. Yep.

476. What's this?

477. That's, ah...

478. It's a baseball.

479. Yeah, I'm lookin'

480. for a metaphor here.

481. It's, ah... it's, ah...

482. this is life.

483. Let me see you swing

484. without the bat.

485. I... I... lose the bat

486. for a minute... just drop it.

487. Let me see you

488. swinwithout it.

489. Do the sound effect for it.

490. What-what would that sound like?

491. Whoosh!

492. Back and forth,

493. like I'm sort of at an edit bay.

494. Whoosh... whoosh.

495. Great.

496. Go take a break.

497. Hang out... have fun.

498. Okay.

499. Yeah.

500. See you in the showers.

501. Thanks.

502. All right.

503. Number two, please.

504. Next up, sir,

505. please take the field.

506. We got a guy on second.

507. Got a guy on third.

508. What are you gonna do?

509. I'm gonna hit a home run.

510. You haven't been thrown

511. a pitch yet.

512. That's what baseball is.

513. Wait until the ball is thrown.

514. I'm gonna play the part

515. of a steroid salesman.

516. Uh-huh.

517. I wanna see

518. you turn him down.

519. Hey, you want some steroids?

520. Ah, no.

521. Come on.

522. Everyone does it.

523. Want some steroids?

524. Naw, no, not-not really.

525. I don't want any.

526. It's free.

527. Free?

528. You don't have to pay a dime.

529. Ah, no.

530. Nice job, buddy.

531. Nice job, buddy.

532. Strong constitution.

533. Ah, number three

534. step up, please.

535. You do know in baseball

536. that sometimes it's gonna

537. require stealing, don't you?

538. Do you know this song?

539. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,

540. bum, bum, bum, bum...

541. I don't know the song.

542. I'm just seeing if you do.

543. All right... next.

544. All right.

545. Okay.

546. Oh, no.

547. No.

548. Next.

549. Thank you very much.

550. Thanks.

551. You can step up to the plate

552. in a quick manner.

553. First of all, we like you.

554. We're just gonna throw

555. a couple of balls at you.

556. And I'm just gonna be part

557. of the crowd, taunting you.

558. We want to see if that

559. fazes you at all, okay?

560. Don't take it personally.

561. You look so stupid out there!

562. You're pathetic!

563. You can't play ball!

564. Um, let's see.

565. Ah, you're the worst!

566. Or maybe something

567. along the lines of...

568. get outta here!

569. That kind of thing.

570. Next.

571. Hi.

572. It says here that you

573. are an office manager

574. at a photography studio.

575. Is that fun?

576. I bet.

577. Next.

578. Ah, turn around to the crowd

579. and say, "I'm gonna

580. "run to first base,

581. "and after that, second base.

582. "And after that,

583. "you know the rest."

584. Just like a little speech

585. like that so we know

586. what's gonna happen once

587. you're out there on the field.

588. I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.

589. Can you hear this okay?

590. What ma'am?

591. I'm sorry.

592. What was that?

593. Thank you very much.

594. Thanks.

595. Gentlemen...

596. Congratulations.

597. Your Portland's first

598. national baseball team.

599. You made the cut.

600. Ah, let's get in there

601. a little close, you guys.

602. Tall guys in the back.

603. Say, "play ball."

604. Play ball.

605. With a hanger steak.

606. With a hanger steak.

607. That might be good.

608. Do we have enough pork belly?

609. Ah, sorry.

610. Markus and Anna?

611. Oh, hi.

612. Hi, I'm Keith,

613. from the Portland dining guide.

614. We were gonna take

615. some-some pictures today.

616. Is now a good time?

617. Yeah.

618. Sure... yeah.

619. All right.

620. Ah, wherever you want

621. to stand, and we'll...

622. great.

623. And we'll snap off a few

624. shots and call it a day.

625. Okay.

626. And, here you go.

627. Okay, interesting.

628. Let's-let's do another one.

629. Okay, you don't, uh...

630. It's typically not necessary

631. to-to pout.

632. Okay, we'll be fine.

633. Okay.

634. I wonder if we just kinda...

635. yeah, what if we were

636. just up a little higher.

637. All right.

638. We can maybe get a few

639. of the - of the pots in.

640. Okay.

641. Okay.

642. Keith, check this out.

643. We're an audience,

644. and we're applauding.

645. All right, the snow.

646. Do you like that, Keith?

647. Okay, let's keep going.

648. A-all right.

649. I'm gonna tiger

650. towards the camera.

651. Tiger toward... all right.

652. Are we skinny?

653. Make us look skinnier.

654. Yeah.

655. Okay.

656. Is that cool?

657. That'll be a-a fun

658. littlelooper reel.

659. Let's try another one.

660. Make it look like a mirror

661. and I'm putting on lipstick.

662. I'm just gonna do

663. a line of flour.

664. I'm totally on coke!

665. She's on coke!

666. Kind of like interviewing

667. her on the news.

668. So I'll dip the microphone

669. in something like...

670. "hey, what do you think?"

671. I don't know!

672. People packing up

673. to go home.

674. The end of a long day.

675. Bye, Keith.

676. I hope we have

677. more customers next week.

678. What if we're ghosts?

679. Dude, that is intense,

680. so invisible me out.

681. Do it.

682. Snap.

683. Keith, isn't that sexy?

684. Gotcha.

685. You know what?

686. Let's bring real models.

687. Oh, yeah... Keith hold on.

688. Our waitresses

689. are really pretty.

690. Crystal... Cora?

691. Do we look like

692. we're the Beatles.

693. How's this look like?

694. Do you like it?

695. That looks all right,

696. doesn't it?

697. Snap it... you have to sna...

698. do a little body right here.

699. Don't use my real body.

700. You have to promise me not to.

701. Okay, now the audience

702. is booing us.

703. What... what did we do wrong?

704. Keith, get this, all right?

705. Keith.

706. Milk all over us.

707. Do it.

708. Put it on the cover!

709. What do you think, Keith?

710. Keith.

711. Keith, did that look good?

712. Does that...

713. do you think that could

714. be on a place for the...

715. All right.

716. What time is it?

717. Uh, I don't know.

718. Uh, I don't know.

719. It's maybe just around 8:00.

720. I just...

721. when does this thing start?

722. I think it's supposed

723. to start at 8:30?

724. Hurry up.

725. People are getting ahead of us.

726. I know, but I don't

727. want them to show

728. anything before 8:15.

729. Right.

730. Last time it started

731. at 8:15... right at 8:15.

732. Oh, excuse me.

733. Excuse us.

734. Hi, this is usually our spot

735. 'cause we have more stuff.

736. Yeah, we need

737. like a 20 by 10 area.

738. Yeah.

739. Great... appreciate it.

740. Thank you.

741. Thank you.

742. How many feet

743. you got over there?

744. Ah, I've got about 20.

745. Why don't you just put it

746. right down there.

747. Twenty on the diagonal.

748. Fifteen on the diagonal.

749. All right, let me stake it.

750. Great, sweetie.

751. This we can use here.

752. You know what?

753. I-I don't like

754. how plain that is.

755. I'm just gonna

756. drape something over it.

757. Gotta keep the riff-raff out.

758. No offense, everybody.

759. Dave... Dave.

760. We can use this as a shelf.

761. Good.

762. This might fall.

763. Just so you know.

764. It'll be okay.

765. It might.

766. I didn't say it's going to,

767. it just might.

768. It's weird no one else

769. brought a hot plate.

770. You don't want broccoli again?

771. No, I definitely

772. want broccoli again.

773. Okay, 'cause I just

774. brought enough, I think,

775. for at least both of us.

776. I am gonna make you

777. the salsa that you love.

778. This look good?

779. Great.

780. You've done it again.

781. Excuse me.

782. Hi.

783. Excuse me, ma'am.

784. Young lady, come on in.

785. The last time we were here,

786. according to my watch,

787. the movie started

788. at 8:30 about...

789. well, if it's not completely

790. dark then you can't see.

791. Just for next time,

792. that's all.

793. It's just that last-last time

794. it ran a little bit differently.

795. Yeah.

796. We were here

797. for the muppet movie.

798. "Muppets take Manhattan."

799. Yeah, that's great.

800. I think I remember seeing you.

801. You know,

802. just something to note.

803. If you're gonna be late

804. put that on your website.

805. People run their lives

806. around seeing these movies,

807. so just let people know.

808. Hey, if we have any talkers

809. during the movie, we would just,

810. like, greatly appreciate it,

811. like, not so much.

812. You know what I mean?

813. I-I mean, I don't care.

814. It's not me.

815. It's just like for

816. everybody else, that's all.

817. To outdoor film.

818. I can't...

819. I'm sorry, can you speak up?

820. We can't hear you.

821. Next week is what?

822. It's tootsie what?

823. Hi... no sound.

824. No sound.

825. No sound.

826. Come on, movie,

827. make it start!

828. Come on, movie,

829. make it start!

830. You-you have a good

831. singing voice... you sound great.

832. You know what?

833. If we leave right now,

834. we could like

835. beat the whole crowd.

836. Traffic's gonna be crazy.

837. You're right.

838. Get outta here?

839. Yeah.

840. Yeah.

841. Sorry, everybody,

842. if you're trying to watch.

843. There's the team.

844. The Portland thinkers.

845. Yeah.

846. They have, like, real

847. baseball gloves and bats.

848. We're playing

849. with the-the diamondbacks,

850. and I think we have the Phillies

851. the following week.

852. I think they're

853. gonna be ready to go.

854. And if they don't win,

855. at least we're in there

856. and we're getting some place,

857. and we're representing

858. Portland, and...

859. we just gotta figure out

860. how to market this team,

861. and how-how we're gonna sell

862. this to the city.

863. You know what I'm thinking

864. is, look at that guy

865. holding the bat.

866. Right.

867. What if - what if the bat

868. was a little bit of a character,

869. like a mascot?

870. Yeah, you have those

871. great scoreboards with all

872. the lights on 'em, and the bat

873. would come like dancing in...

874. dun, dun, dun, dun.

875. And sing a little song.

876. They can decide that later.

877. But I think once we get,

878. ah, someone for first base,

879. we'll know.

880. This guy could actually

881. be like... we could sort of

882. animate him, too.

883. Yes.

884. Right?

885. What do you mean animate him?

886. He could be like

887. the nordic batsman.

888. You know what I mean?

889. Oh, yeah.

890. Roving with the bat.

891. Then it turns into a bat,

892. and suddenly we start playing.

893. When... during a game?

894. Think about this animated.

895. Think about these characters.

896. Batty Batterson.

897. That's what the bat's called.

898. That-that's a good name,

899. Batterson.

900. Right?

901. Yeah.

902. For what?

903. When would this happen?

904. The mascot.

905. This is all part of, like,

906. in between all the stuff.

907. You know, like...

908. the game?

909. The game's important.

910. And that's why I'm saying

911. that-that's why we have

912. to start training them

913. so we know who's gonna be

914. best at what position.

915. Um, I'm glad you guys

916. are being creative about it,

917. but, like, a bat has

918. nothing to do with Portland.

919. It's just a stepping off

920. point... the bat.

921. I mean, from there we can

922. go to any number of places

923. around Portland.

924. Okay, what if there was

925. like a mitt, mitty Mitchell.

926. What is this for?

927. I love that idea.

928. For what?

929. Let's just make this show...

930. show?

931. We can set it in Portland.

932. Kids are gonna love it.

933. I mean, are-are we

934. talkin' about a baseball team?

935. No, no, no.

936. We've moved beyond the team now.

937. We're gonna animate

938. each one of the players,

939. and turn it into a whole

940. like a cartoon kind of show.

941. When?

942. It's something we're...

943. we're working

944. on it right now.

945. Working on it right now.

946. This is the brainstorm.

947. This is happening right now.

948. We're coming up as we think.

949. I'm thinking of an episode

950. where there's batty Batterson,

951. mitty Mitchell.

952. Mitty Mitchell,

953. great character.

954. There's an old, kind

955. of ornery umpire, grumpire.

956. Grumpy grumpire.

957. Grumpy grumpire.

958. This is fantastic.

959. Who's gonna finance

960. making a cartoon?

961. Cartoons don't

962. cost very much.

963. Of course, they do.

964. You must know someone

965. who can draw, right?

966. I mean, you have good artists.

967. I-I-I do.

968. I-I-I know this guy, David.

969. Right?

970. Like think about during

971. the holidays, and the kinds

972. of things you can do

973. during the holidays, right?

974. Thanksgiving would be great.

975. You could do like

976. a pumpkin logo on one of those.

977. Yes... okay, thank you.

978. Right.

979. This animator that you know,

980. I think this could

981. be a very important thing.

982. This Dave, you said

983. he could really...

984. I'm not promising

985. you anything.

986. Could we get it by Saturday?

987. Why-why don't you guys get

988. some sketches going of this,

989. just some ideas,

990. some characters, and possible

991. situations and bring them to me.

992. I would love to see some of

993. the stuff that you would create.

994. I would love to, Mr. mayor.

995. I have such a vivid idea

996. of mitty Mitchell in my head

997. right now.

998. Can I...

999. all right.

1000. All right,

1001. to batty Batterson.

1002. Yeah.

1003. Batty Batterson.

1004. That's a terrible name

1005. by the way.

1006. We're the baseball kids

1007. it's Saturday morning

1008. we're the baseball kids

1009. All day long.

1010. We're the baseball kids

1011. it's Saturday morning

1012. we're the baseball kids

1013. it's Saturday morning