1. Good boy.Copy !req
2. All right.Copy !req
3. All right.Copy !req
4. Hey, Jason.Copy !req
5. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
6. Not much... I didn't knowCopy !req
7. you were back in L.A.Copy !req
8. Yeah-yeah.Copy !req
9. I had a pretty amazing trip.Copy !req
10. I mean, it was unreal.Copy !req
11. Really?Copy !req
12. I can't wait to hear about it.Copy !req
13. No, I have likeCopy !req
14. a lot to tell you.Copy !req
15. What is it?Copy !req
16. Come on.Copy !req
17. Do you remember the '90s?Copy !req
18. Yeah.Copy !req
19. You know, peopleCopy !req
20. were talking aboutCopy !req
21. getting piercing'sCopy !req
22. and getting tribal tattoos.Copy !req
23. Yeah.Copy !req
24. And people were singingCopy !req
25. about saving the planetCopy !req
26. and forming bands.Copy !req
27. Yeah.Copy !req
28. There's a place whereCopy !req
29. that idea still existsCopy !req
30. as a reality...Copy !req
31. And I've been there.Copy !req
32. Where is it?Copy !req
33. Portland.Copy !req
34. Oregon?Copy !req
35. Yeah.Copy !req
36. Dream of the '90s is aliveCopy !req
37. in PortlandCopy !req
38. PortlandCopy !req
39. PortlandCopy !req
40. dream of the '90s is aliveCopy !req
41. in PortlandCopy !req
42. the tattoo inkCopy !req
43. never runs dryCopy !req
44. remember when people wereCopy !req
45. content to be unambitiousCopy !req
46. and sleep till 11:00Copy !req
47. and just hang outCopy !req
48. with their friends.Copy !req
49. When you hadCopy !req
50. no occupations whatever...Copy !req
51. maybe working a couple hoursCopy !req
52. a week at a coffee shop.Copy !req
53. Right.Copy !req
54. I thought that died outCopy !req
55. a long time ago.Copy !req
56. Not in Portland.Copy !req
57. Portland is a cityCopy !req
58. where young peopleCopy !req
59. go to retire.Copy !req
60. Dream of the '90s is aliveCopy !req
61. in PortlandCopy !req
62. all the hot girls wear glassesCopy !req
63. yeahCopy !req
64. remember the '90sCopy !req
65. when they encouragedCopy !req
66. you to be weird?Copy !req
67. It was just an amazing timeCopy !req
68. where people would go to seeCopy !req
69. something likeCopy !req
70. the Jim rose sideshow circus,Copy !req
71. and watch someoneCopy !req
72. hang somethingCopy !req
73. from their penis?Copy !req
74. You could grow upCopy !req
75. to wanna be a clown.Copy !req
76. Like people went toCopy !req
77. clown school.Copy !req
78. I gave up clowningCopy !req
79. years ago.Copy !req
80. Well, in Portland,Copy !req
81. you don't have to.Copy !req
82. Dream of the '90s is aliveCopy !req
83. in PortlandCopy !req
84. sleep till 11:00Copy !req
85. you'll be in heavenCopy !req
86. the dream of the '90sCopy !req
87. is alive in PortlandCopy !req
88. the dream is aliveCopy !req
89. so from what I can surmiseCopy !req
90. from what you're positing,Copy !req
91. it's like Portland's almostCopy !req
92. an alternative universe.Copy !req
93. It's like Gore won.Copy !req
94. The bush administrationCopy !req
95. never happened.Copy !req
96. Exactly.Copy !req
97. In Portland,Copy !req
98. it's almost likeCopy !req
99. cars don't exist, right?Copy !req
100. Yes!Copy !req
101. You ride bikes orCopy !req
102. double-Decker bikes.Copy !req
103. They ride unicycles.Copy !req
104. They ride the tram.Copy !req
105. They ride skateboards.Copy !req
106. Yes!Copy !req
107. Dream of the '90sCopy !req
108. is alive in PortlandCopy !req
109. my flannel shirtCopy !req
110. still looked fineCopy !req
111. dream of the '90sCopy !req
112. is alive in PortlandCopy !req
113. dream of the '90sCopy !req
114. is alive in PortlandCopy !req
115. in PortlandCopy !req
116. in Portland, you can goCopy !req
117. to a record store,Copy !req
118. and sell your cds.Copy !req
119. Turn that dirty clown frownCopy !req
120. right upside downCopy !req
121. in Portland, you canCopy !req
122. put a bird on somethingCopy !req
123. and call it art.Copy !req
124. The dream of the '90sCopy !req
125. is alive in PortlandCopy !req
126. PortlandCopy !req
127. hey, I made it.Copy !req
128. Yeah, you're a little late.Copy !req
129. Sorry.Copy !req
130. You're also a littleCopy !req
131. San Francisco, right now.Copy !req
132. If you know what I mean.Copy !req
133. Sorry.Copy !req
134. Much better.Copy !req
135. Welcome to Portland.Copy !req
136. Thank you.Copy !req
137. The dream of the '90sCopy !req
138. is alive in Portland.Copy !req
139. Thank you for buying meCopy !req
140. that bag the other day.Copy !req
141. Ahh... come on,Copy !req
142. it's more for me than you.Copy !req
143. It's more for me than you.Copy !req
144. God, you have beautiful eyes.Copy !req
145. Everyone tells me that.Copy !req
146. I'm the only oneCopy !req
147. that's told you that.Copy !req
148. No, I don't mean likeCopy !req
149. in a flirty way, but peopleCopy !req
150. when I was kid like,Copy !req
151. "you've got great eyes".Copy !req
152. It's like, "I'm just a guy."Copy !req
153. You're my guy.Copy !req
154. I am your guy.Copy !req
155. Hey, guys.Copy !req
156. Hello.Copy !req
157. My name is Dana, I'll be,Copy !req
158. uh, taking care of you today.Copy !req
159. If you have any questionsCopy !req
160. about the menu,Copy !req
161. please let me know.Copy !req
162. I guess I do haveCopy !req
163. a question about the chickenCopy !req
164. if you could just tell usCopy !req
165. a little more about it.Copy !req
166. Uh, the chicken isCopy !req
167. a heritage breed,Copy !req
168. a woodland raised chicken,Copy !req
169. that's been fed a diet ofCopy !req
170. sheep's milk, soy,Copy !req
171. and hazelnuts.Copy !req
172. I guess this is,Copy !req
173. this is local?Copy !req
174. Yes, absolutely.Copy !req
175. I'm gonna ask youCopy !req
176. just one more time.Copy !req
177. It's local?Copy !req
178. It is.Copy !req
179. Is that usda organicCopy !req
180. or Oregon organicCopy !req
181. or Portland organic?Copy !req
182. It's just all acrossCopy !req
183. the board organic.Copy !req
184. The hazelnuts,Copy !req
185. these are local?Copy !req
186. How big is the areaCopy !req
187. where the chickensCopy !req
188. are able to roam free?Copy !req
189. I am sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
190. I had that exact same question?Copy !req
191. Four acres.Copy !req
192. Hmm...Copy !req
193. Give me just a second.Copy !req
194. I'll be right back, okay?Copy !req
195. Okay.Copy !req
196. Okay.Copy !req
197. She's nice.Copy !req
198. You were doingCopy !req
199. the right thing.Copy !req
200. I'm too apologetic.Copy !req
201. You are.Copy !req
202. I-I drove way too slowCopy !req
203. here today, didn't I?Copy !req
204. Yeah.Copy !req
205. I'm so weirdCopy !req
206. with that gas pedal.Copy !req
207. The thing just moves the wholeCopy !req
208. vehicle forward and...Copy !req
209. all right, so here isCopy !req
210. the chicken you'll beCopy !req
211. enjoying tonight.Copy !req
212. You have this information?Copy !req
213. This is fantastic.Copy !req
214. Absolutely.Copy !req
215. Ah, his name was Colin.Copy !req
216. Here are his papers.Copy !req
217. Okay?Copy !req
218. That's great.Copy !req
219. He-he looks like a happyCopy !req
220. little guy runs around.Copy !req
221. A lot of friends?Copy !req
222. Other chickens as friends.Copy !req
223. Putting his little wingCopy !req
224. around another one,Copy !req
225. and kind of likeCopy !req
226. palling around.Copy !req
227. You know, I don't knowCopy !req
228. that I can speak to that levelCopy !req
229. of, uh, intimate knowledgeCopy !req
230. about him.Copy !req
231. Um, they do a lotCopy !req
232. to make sure their chickens,Copy !req
233. uh, are very happy.Copy !req
234. When you say "they,"Copy !req
235. I mean, who are these peopleCopy !req
236. raising Colin?Copy !req
237. It's a farm that's locatedCopy !req
238. about, uh, 30 Miles SouthCopy !req
239. of Portland.Copy !req
240. And-and-and...Copy !req
241. and you feel,Copy !req
242. and-and-and you haveCopy !req
243. a good relationshipCopy !req
244. with this farm?Copy !req
245. We do.Copy !req
246. It's not some guyCopy !req
247. on a yacht who lives in Miami.Copy !req
248. Oh, goodness, no!Copy !req
249. Saying that he's organic.Copy !req
250. It tears at the coreCopy !req
251. of my being the ideaCopy !req
252. of someone just cashing inCopy !req
253. on a trend like organic.Copy !req
254. No, I know the type.Copy !req
255. No.Copy !req
256. Um, tell you what,Copy !req
257. we're gonna go check it out,Copy !req
258. if you don't mind.Copy !req
259. Just if you couldCopy !req
260. just hold our seats.Copy !req
261. Oh, now... now?Copy !req
262. Yeah.Copy !req
263. We'll be right back.Copy !req
264. We want to make sure...Copy !req
265. thank you so much, Dana.Copy !req
266. Sure-sure.Copy !req
267. Check my emailCopy !req
268. really quick.Copy !req
269. Oh, my God...Copy !req
270. Puffington hostCopy !req
271. has the top ten...Copy !req
272. one more text.Copy !req
273. One more text.Copy !req
274. Software update.Copy !req
275. I got to watch these movies,Copy !req
276. and I got to return.Copy !req
277. Help... Carrie?Copy !req
278. Got to check my texts, email.Copy !req
279. Fred?Copy !req
280. Help... one more text.Copy !req
281. Got to watch all these moviesCopy !req
282. before I have to return them.Copy !req
283. Up on my queue and... ha-ha-ha,Copy !req
284. top-ten family photos.Copy !req
285. Okay, just one more text.Copy !req
286. Mp3s, dvr.Copy !req
287. Put it down.Copy !req
288. Check my Facebook update.Copy !req
289. Tumbler.Copy !req
290. Fred... wait... please.Copy !req
291. You know what's happening,Copy !req
292. right... you're spiraling.Copy !req
293. You're out of control.Copy !req
294. Yeah.Copy !req
295. There's too many things...Copy !req
296. I wanna check my texts.Copy !req
297. You're out, right?Copy !req
298. Help me, please.Copy !req
299. I'm trying to.Copy !req
300. Please help me out.Copy !req
301. Will you help me?Copy !req
302. Yes.Copy !req
303. Please help me.Copy !req
304. Text.Copy !req
305. Fred.Copy !req
306. What is this?Copy !req
307. Fred...Copy !req
308. That's you in High School.Copy !req
309. That's you before computersCopy !req
310. and Internet and iPadsCopy !req
311. and YouTube and tumbler.Copy !req
312. Before your fantasyCopy !req
313. baseball league,Copy !req
314. before your netflix queue...Copy !req
315. which I have to watch.Copy !req
316. No.Copy !req
317. Look how happy you look.Copy !req
318. You're in a technology loop.Copy !req
319. Okay...Copy !req
320. What should we do?Copy !req
321. Welcome to mind-fi.Copy !req
322. Carrie, what's that?Copy !req
323. It's mind-fi.Copy !req
324. I just installed it.Copy !req
325. It's like wi-fiCopy !req
326. but for our thoughts.Copy !req
327. Now you can let go ofCopy !req
328. all your electronic devicesCopy !req
329. and just be free in your mind.Copy !req
330. Cool.Copy !req
331. How does it work?Copy !req
332. Hey, have you ever wonderedCopy !req
333. what the hottest celebsCopy !req
334. are up to?Copy !req
335. What?Copy !req
336. Just think key word "gossip"Copy !req
337. to get the latest...Copy !req
338. oh, no!Copy !req
339. Ooh, I'm gonna thinkCopy !req
340. about that.Copy !req
341. Do not think aboutCopy !req
342. that, Fred.Copy !req
343. Now transferring to...Copy !req
344. Fred?Copy !req
345. Fred?Copy !req
346. What are you drinking?Copy !req
347. Uh, it's cap-a-tu-tu-tu-tea.Copy !req
348. It helps clear outCopy !req
349. my tear ducts, and keepsCopy !req
350. my skin nice and dry.Copy !req
351. It tastes like sootCopy !req
352. and hot water.Copy !req
353. It looks likeCopy !req
354. a stillbirth.Copy !req
355. I'm hooked.Copy !req
356. Addiction isn't funny.Copy !req
357. Sure it is.Copy !req
358. Hi, hello.Copy !req
359. Hi.Copy !req
360. Hello.Copy !req
361. Hi...Copy !req
362. We have a strict ruleCopy !req
363. that you can't useCopy !req
364. the restroom unlessCopy !req
365. you're a paying customer.Copy !req
366. Uh-huh.Copy !req
367. It's clearly statedCopy !req
368. on the door.Copy !req
369. Oh, that's what that...Copy !req
370. oh, you know, when I went in,Copy !req
371. uh, the number four threw me.Copy !req
372. I was like...Copy !req
373. you-you couldn't read it?Copy !req
374. I spell things out.Copy !req
375. So when people use numbersCopy !req
376. to, you know...Copy !req
377. what people?Copy !req
378. Wh-what people do you mean?Copy !req
379. You know, well like you do.Copy !req
380. Like-like...Copy !req
381. Women?Copy !req
382. Well, I'm not, I'm not, uh,Copy !req
383. I wasn't being, you know...Copy !req
384. No, we don't know.Copy !req
385. I'm sorry that I usedCopy !req
386. your bathroom, and I'm inCopy !req
387. this neighborhood a lot.Copy !req
388. Next time I'm in, I,Copy !req
389. you know, uh, you want meCopy !req
390. to buy something now?Copy !req
391. Yes.Copy !req
392. Next time is now.Copy !req
393. This is good.Copy !req
394. "She's no lady."Copy !req
395. That's actually a series.Copy !req
396. So there's another 14.Copy !req
397. So you've got to subscribe.Copy !req
398. Yeah, I just want this one.Copy !req
399. It's a series book.Copy !req
400. So those are...Copy !req
401. that's the thing.Copy !req
402. Book 13 you find outCopy !req
403. she is a lady,Copy !req
404. and it pains me to imagineCopy !req
405. you not knowingCopy !req
406. her journey.Copy !req
407. That's how that the author...Copy !req
408. I'm not, I'm not evenCopy !req
409. really gonna read this.Copy !req
410. I just...Copy !req
411. well, thenCopy !req
412. why are you buying it?Copy !req
413. You said, um,Copy !req
414. I had to buy something.Copy !req
415. Sir, sir, sir.Copy !req
416. Would you go into puzzle storeCopy !req
417. and buy one puzzle piece?Copy !req
418. Where is thereCopy !req
419. a puzzle store?Copy !req
420. There's one on hawthorn,Copy !req
421. and there's one downtownCopy !req
422. on southwest Broadway.Copy !req
423. The puzzle people...Copy !req
424. okay, can I buy something?Copy !req
425. Sure, we'll think about it.Copy !req
426. Yeah, can I just buyCopy !req
427. this wrist band and...Copy !req
428. it's not a wrist band.Copy !req
429. This is a coffee cozy.Copy !req
430. Okay.Copy !req
431. Is this the one you want?Copy !req
432. Ye-yeah.Copy !req
433. You know what that is?Copy !req
434. It's a rotary phone.Copy !req
435. You would have to do a zero,Copy !req
436. and it would goCopy !req
437. all the way around,Copy !req
438. and it took forever.Copy !req
439. How much is that?Copy !req
440. I'm sorry,Copy !req
441. I'm just telling her a story.Copy !req
442. And you'd be ableCopy !req
443. to hear in your houseCopy !req
444. who was making phone callsCopy !req
445. by how long the dials were.Copy !req
446. I'll give you 20 bucksCopy !req
447. for it.Copy !req
448. Oh, I don't think it's... no.Copy !req
449. Twenty dollars right now...Copy !req
450. It's only $12.Copy !req
451. It's only $12.Copy !req
452. Oh, that's great.Copy !req
453. So we have find the changeCopy !req
454. and everything.Copy !req
455. No-no-no... I'll give you 15.Copy !req
456. We're non-for-profit, sir.Copy !req
457. This is not a back alley,Copy !req
458. hooker, pimp transaction.Copy !req
459. Do I look like a pimpCopy !req
460. to you?Copy !req
461. When a man pulls out moneyCopy !req
462. away from a register,Copy !req
463. I have to wonder.Copy !req
464. Let's go ring you up.Copy !req
465. No, we'll get you change.Copy !req
466. But did you look close.Copy !req
467. It's sewn with human hair.Copy !req
468. No, way.Copy !req
469. Okay.Copy !req
470. I'll just ring you upCopy !req
471. for this.Copy !req
472. $12.Copy !req
473. Um, instead of buying that,Copy !req
474. you could takeCopy !req
475. a class instead.Copy !req
476. Uhh, wouldn't you like that?Copy !req
477. There's the Tucker MaxCopy !req
478. protest organizing.Copy !req
479. I just really want to buyCopy !req
480. the thing and, uh...Copy !req
481. If you're not outraged,Copy !req
482. you're not paying attention.Copy !req
483. You know what?Copy !req
484. I'm outraged, right now.Copy !req
485. Have you gone toCopy !req
486. the vegan bakery?Copy !req
487. No, I've not been there.Copy !req
488. It's awful.Copy !req
489. They have these cup...Copy !req
490. breakfast cupcakes,Copy !req
491. and I swear it tastedCopy !req
492. like sand.Copy !req
493. I was like, "excuse me,Copy !req
494. "this is very Sandy,"Copy !req
495. and I asked them what them,Copy !req
496. "what did you put in it",Copy !req
497. and you know what they saidCopy !req
498. to me... "sand."Copy !req
499. You're not gonna let meCopy !req
500. buy anything are you?Copy !req
501. We are, sir.Copy !req
502. We're ringing you upCopy !req
503. right now, sir.Copy !req
504. Fine.Copy !req
505. I don't... I thinkCopy !req
506. you're looking inCopy !req
507. the wrong folder for that.Copy !req
508. Can I just leave this here?Copy !req
509. We need change for that.Copy !req
510. We need change for that.Copy !req
511. Uh, do you have a tip jar?Copy !req
512. No, no, no.Copy !req
513. What do I look like?Copy !req
514. Somebody that works for tips?Copy !req
515. What would happen ifCopy !req
516. I just walked out?Copy !req
517. I would chase you down,Copy !req
518. and I'd scratch the backCopy !req
519. of your neck so hard,Copy !req
520. and I'd call the authorities,Copy !req
521. and I'd say,Copy !req
522. "this man just shoplifted,"Copy !req
523. and I don't wanna do that.Copy !req
524. You know what?Copy !req
525. I-I have to go toCopy !req
526. the bathroom again.Copy !req
527. I've been here that long.Copy !req
528. Okay.Copy !req
529. We'll get you some change, sir.Copy !req
530. Let's go to the bankCopy !req
531. and get change.Copy !req
532. Yeah.Copy !req
533. I hope they don'tCopy !req
534. get annoyed with us again.Copy !req
535. I know, we've been thereCopy !req
536. three times today.Copy !req
537. I think we should startCopy !req
538. selling scones.Copy !req
539. Just jam and butter and cream...Copy !req
540. a mushroom scone.Copy !req
541. Oh, come on.Copy !req
542. Really?Copy !req
543. Hi, hello.Copy !req
544. Hello.Copy !req
545. How are ya.Copy !req
546. Hey, we're hereCopy !req
547. from the restaurant.Copy !req
548. We called ahead.Copy !req
549. Oh, of course.Copy !req
550. Um, so we were justCopy !req
551. ordering, and we justCopy !req
552. wanted to make sureCopy !req
553. that the animals were beingCopy !req
554. ethically treated,Copy !req
555. and more importantly,Copy !req
556. that the farms were, you know,Copy !req
557. like ethical people.Copy !req
558. It's just important to us.Copy !req
559. Oh, of course.Copy !req
560. Have you met aliki?Copy !req
561. Uh, no, we haven't.Copy !req
562. Um, he's just up there.Copy !req
563. Delightful doesn't it?Copy !req
564. That's him, huh?Copy !req
565. Hi.Copy !req
566. Who uh... let's seeCopy !req
567. what we have here.Copy !req
568. Anyway, well,Copy !req
569. it looks really nice.Copy !req
570. Why don't I show you around?Copy !req
571. Oh, yeah, you know,Copy !req
572. we'd love a tour.Copy !req
573. I think that would be great.Copy !req
574. This is where ColinCopy !req
575. came from.Copy !req
576. Oh.Copy !req
577. Oh, yeah, this is, uh,Copy !req
578. this is a nice area.Copy !req
579. I like it.Copy !req
580. Quite a lot of room, huh?Copy !req
581. Yes, they need roomCopy !req
582. to run free.Copy !req
583. Of course, yes.Copy !req
584. So much fresh air.Copy !req
585. Hi.Copy !req
586. Hello.Copy !req
587. I'm Peter.Copy !req
588. Hi, I'm Nance.Copy !req
589. Oh, I can't waitCopy !req
590. for you guys to meet aliki.Copy !req
591. He's over there.Copy !req
592. Hello.Copy !req
593. Is he looking?Copy !req
594. I can't tell.Copy !req
595. Still looking.Copy !req
596. Come.Copy !req
597. Hi.Copy !req
598. Hi.Copy !req
599. Hi, how are you?Copy !req
600. I'm Peter.Copy !req
601. Aliki.Copy !req
602. Nance.Copy !req
603. What's it?Copy !req
604. Nance.Copy !req
605. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
606. Aliki.Copy !req
607. Great farm.Copy !req
608. We saw the chickens.Copy !req
609. Thank you.Copy !req
610. We're gonna order it.Copy !req
611. Yeah, we're loving it.Copy !req
612. Can't even believeCopy !req
613. we questioned it.Copy !req
614. Really great place.Copy !req
615. Good.Copy !req
616. A little speechlessCopy !req
617. in meeting you.Copy !req
618. Oh, wow.Copy !req
619. Tremendous energyCopy !req
620. the second you cameCopy !req
621. onto the farm.Copy !req
622. Geez, thanks.Copy !req
623. I'm just falling in loveCopy !req
624. with this place.Copy !req
625. It's just beautiful.Copy !req
626. Yeah, we almost don'tCopy !req
627. want to leave.Copy !req
628. Sorry, I...Copy !req
629. what color are your eyes?Copy !req
630. People have said thingsCopy !req
631. about your eyes before.Copy !req
632. I-I've been told a lotCopy !req
633. that I have pretty eyes.Copy !req
634. People have told meCopy !req
635. that my body looks likeCopy !req
636. a melted candleCopy !req
637. or something.Copy !req
638. What?Copy !req
639. And I thought,Copy !req
640. "no I don't."Copy !req
641. I would loveCopy !req
642. for you to stay.Copy !req
643. I mean, we're family here.Copy !req
644. We are just what we are.Copy !req
645. You know, a husband or a wife.Copy !req
646. You know, or a wifeCopy !req
647. or a wife or a wife,Copy !req
648. wife, wife.Copy !req
649. You can be whateverCopy !req
650. you want to be.Copy !req
651. Just exist, and we'd loveCopy !req
652. for you to stay.Copy !req
653. Do you want to stay?Copy !req
654. I do.Copy !req
655. You do.Copy !req
656. I do.Copy !req
657. We both do.Copy !req
658. We do, too.Copy !req
659. Come here.Copy !req
660. What's up,Copy !req
661. Sherlock homies?Copy !req
662. Ready for another gameCopy !req
663. of hide and seek?Copy !req
664. This isn't dodge ball.Copy !req
665. This isn't kick ballCopy !req
666. any of that nonsense.Copy !req
667. There's strategy to this.Copy !req
668. Remember your first spotCopy !req
669. that you see,Copy !req
670. isn't the first place you go.Copy !req
671. What was that last week?Copy !req
672. What did you hide behind?Copy !req
673. A newspaper?Copy !req
674. What is this... 1934?Copy !req
675. I was sad for myselfCopy !req
676. that I know you.Copy !req
677. And where are you hiding?Copy !req
678. Behind your hair?Copy !req
679. So are there smoke breaksCopy !req
680. and stuff?Copy !req
681. You guys, get your headsCopy !req
682. in the game, okay?Copy !req
683. Seek.Copy !req
684. See, every...Copy !req
685. Every kind of spot.Copy !req
686. Okay, at the after party,Copy !req
687. one thing that would be fun,Copy !req
688. '80s karaoke.Copy !req
689. Yeah, I had this other idea.Copy !req
690. I was thinking likeCopy !req
691. we can win a championshipCopy !req
692. just once.Copy !req
693. You know,Copy !req
694. wouldn't that be crazy?Copy !req
695. It'd be like some kind ofCopy !req
696. a fun thing to do.Copy !req
697. A fun thing to do.Copy !req
698. One vegan bacon cheeseburger.Copy !req
699. Two vegan bacon cheeseburgers.Copy !req
700. Ready or not, here we come.Copy !req
701. Found you... you're out.Copy !req
702. Hey, Stewart.Copy !req
703. What are you doing?Copy !req
704. Get out of here.Copy !req
705. I have a questionCopy !req
706. about the after party.Copy !req
707. Could we bring people...Copy !req
708. time out.Copy !req
709. Hey, time out.Copy !req
710. Susan, there are rules to this.Copy !req
711. This was genius,Copy !req
712. and you just ruined it.Copy !req
713. Ref, can I get a ref?Copy !req
714. Uh, will you kindly stateCopy !req
715. to my teammateCopy !req
716. what the rules areCopy !req
717. in this situation?Copy !req
718. Sure.Copy !req
719. Any player who happens uponCopy !req
720. another player's hiding spotCopy !req
721. must cede the territoryCopy !req
722. to it's original founder.Copy !req
723. I didn't know.Copy !req
724. Okay.Copy !req
725. What are you doing later?Copy !req
726. What are you doing later?Copy !req
727. Can I help you?Copy !req
728. I'm hiding.Copy !req
729. From what?Copy !req
730. Portland's adultCopy !req
731. hide and seek league.Copy !req
732. There's weirdo's everywhere.Copy !req
733. No, I'm not a weirdo.Copy !req
734. If you're talking,Copy !req
735. just make it look likeCopy !req
736. you're talking to yourself,Copy !req
737. like you're a crazy person.Copy !req
738. Uh, no I won't.Copy !req
739. Why don't you justCopy !req
740. get a job and go to workCopy !req
741. like a normal person.Copy !req
742. I do work.Copy !req
743. I work at a co-op...Copy !req
744. like a hippy place.Copy !req
745. We are not like hippiesCopy !req
746. at all.Copy !req
747. We like to think of ourselvesCopy !req
748. as more alternative.Copy !req
749. So where do you live?Copy !req
750. I've got aboutCopy !req
751. three roommatesCopy !req
752. up on the north side.Copy !req
753. It's kind of a house,Copy !req
754. but it's kind ofCopy !req
755. falling apart.Copy !req
756. It's kind of a house,Copy !req
757. but it's kind ofCopy !req
758. falling apart.Copy !req
759. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
760. I think that describesCopy !req
761. your life right now, honey.Copy !req
762. American literature is clear.Copy !req
763. Arts and artists clear.Copy !req
764. Stewart, feel like we shouldCopy !req
765. make it official t-shirtCopy !req
766. like an after party t-shirt?Copy !req
767. Oh, I have a good designCopy !req
768. for the t-shirt.Copy !req
769. How about "we'll neverCopy !req
770. "win this game as long asCopy !req
771. "we're obsessed with somethingCopy !req
772. "as stupid as an after party."Copy !req
773. Nice game, you guys.Copy !req
774. Thanks for showing meCopy !req
775. that rule and everything.Copy !req
776. I didn't know.Copy !req
777. You're welcome.Copy !req
778. Cheers.Copy !req
779. Hey, nobody found me.Copy !req
780. Oh, Stewart!Copy !req
781. Looks like we wonCopy !req
782. a little bit.Copy !req
783. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
784. Hey.Copy !req
785. You didn't win.Copy !req
786. I won.Copy !req
787. I've been hidin'Copy !req
788. since 1979.Copy !req
789. Wait a second,Copy !req
790. were you the guyCopy !req
791. in Ziggy high dustCopy !req
792. and the hiders from Mars?Copy !req
793. That's right.Copy !req
794. That's amazing.Copy !req
795. Where were you hiding?Copy !req
796. The most awesome spotCopy !req
797. you've ever seen.Copy !req
798. Whoa!Copy !req
799. I bet he was hidingCopy !req
800. right behind there?Copy !req
801. Wait a minute.Copy !req
802. He's gone.Copy !req
803. What?Copy !req
804. Oh, well, next week.Copy !req
805. Right?Copy !req
806. All right.Copy !req
807. I think he's gone.Copy !req
808. I think you're right.Copy !req
809. He's passed.Copy !req
810. I'm dying soon.Copy !req
811. I wanted to say goodbyeCopy !req
812. to you.Copy !req
813. Rachael, I stole your watch,Copy !req
814. and you're neverCopy !req
815. getting it back.Copy !req
816. It's gone... forever.Copy !req
817. It's coming with me.Copy !req
818. Zoe...Copy !req
819. My beautiful Peter.Copy !req
820. I'm gonna missCopy !req
821. touching my Peter,Copy !req
822. washing my Peter.Copy !req
823. I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
824. Nance.Copy !req
825. You can be a real bitch.Copy !req
826. Please don't go.Copy !req
827. Nance, you're beingCopy !req
828. a bitch.Copy !req
829. Okay?Copy !req
830. It's to bitchy of youCopy !req
831. to ask me to stay.Copy !req
832. I gotta go.Copy !req
833. Tell me to go.Copy !req
834. Don't be a bitch, Nance.Copy !req
835. Go... go!Copy !req
836. Thank you, Nance,Copy !req
837. for dialing your bitch downCopy !req
838. a little bit.Copy !req
839. That means a lot to me.Copy !req
840. You three,Copy !req
841. you're nice people,Copy !req
842. I'm sure.Copy !req
843. Ahh!Copy !req
844. Don't go.Copy !req
845. You're being a dumb bitch.Copy !req
846. Ohhh!Copy !req
847. What is this?Copy !req
848. Where are we?Copy !req
849. I'm wearin' a dress.Copy !req
850. We-we were gonna orderCopy !req
851. the chicken, and-and the...Copy !req
852. the farm?Copy !req
853. Who are you people?Copy !req
854. Is this a cult?Copy !req
855. Look how you're dressed.Copy !req
856. You guys are brainwashed.Copy !req
857. You're being a dumb bitch.Copy !req
858. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
859. Uh, Dana?Copy !req
860. You still work here?Copy !req
861. Hi.Copy !req
862. Hi, how are you?Copy !req
863. Yeah, we actually decidedCopy !req
864. against the chicken.Copy !req
865. We're gonna doCopy !req
866. two of the salmon.Copy !req
867. Thanks.Copy !req
868. Okay.Copy !req
869. And you know what?Copy !req
870. Can you tell usCopy !req
871. a little bit aboutCopy !req
872. the salmon?Copy !req
873. Yeah, we have likeCopy !req
874. a million questionsCopy !req
875. about it.Copy !req
876. Okay.Copy !req
877. When you come back.Copy !req
878. You're still doing this?Copy !req
879. Yes.Copy !req
880. What's so funny?Copy !req
881. You have a girlfriend?Copy !req
882. Should I ask?Copy !req
883. Uh, I don't at the moment.Copy !req
884. She broke up with me.Copy !req
885. Why am I not surprised.Copy !req
886. There's girls on this team.Copy !req
887. Are you interestedCopy !req
888. in any of them?Copy !req
889. Secretly, yes, but I don'tCopy !req
890. want to say anything.Copy !req
891. She's supposed to guess?Copy !req
892. She's supposed to guess.Copy !req
893. Women can't read minds,Copy !req
894. you know.Copy !req
895. If she read your mind,Copy !req
896. she'd be scared to death.Copy !req