1. Pop Team Epic.Copy !req
2. Yeah, then I told 'em...Copy !req
3. What's up?Copy !req
4. Hey! There's apparently
a thicc MILF beastgirlCopy !req
5. and a robot shota whose bangs hide his eyes
makin' out over there!Copy !req
6. Huh?Copy !req
7. Don't do it, man! It's a trap!Copy !req
8. I don't care if it's a trap!Copy !req
9. I'll take the chance!Copy !req
10. I found the way to heavenCopy !req
11. My past life with youCopy !req
12. You've seen the eyes of heavenCopy !req
13. Limitless confessionsCopy !req
14. I've been in seventh heavenCopy !req
15. This conflict is acceleratingCopy !req
16. What in the name of heaven?Copy !req
17. Your reason for living is an abstract theoryCopy !req
18. Look up, baby, it's so dangerousCopy !req
19. Double trouble, that sarcastic poker faceCopy !req
20. Look back, baby, it's ridiculousCopy !req
21. Like a bubble, this life lies
in between dreams and realityCopy !req
22. Why are you feeling?Copy !req
23. Forever moreCopy !req
24. It sounds anti worldCopy !req
25. Way out, what do you believe?Copy !req
26. The mirror's equationCopy !req
27. Wake up, I can't think anymoreCopy !req
28. An elegant PSYCHO: LOGYCopy !req
29. Way out, what can you see?Copy !req
30. This saturated ironyCopy !req
31. Oh, heya. Good work, team.Copy !req
32. But I'm surprised that a tiny li'l
TV station like yoursCopy !req
33. made an offer to some
super-popular comedians like us.Copy !req
34. Yer probably over budget
just payin' our fee, amirite?Copy !req
35. Heya. How ya doin'?Copy !req
36. Hey. What's my partner doin' in my greenroom?Copy !req
37. We seriously sharin' a room?Copy !req
38. Do you have any idea how long
we've been in this business?Copy !req
39. Comedians at our level should
definitely have our own rooms.Copy !req
40. Man, it's gonna be super awkward
sharin' a room now...Copy !req
41. What day's the horse-racin' paper
come out, again?Copy !req
42. Dunno.Copy !req
43. Oh, I see.Copy !req
44. You've been to England before, haven't ya?Copy !req
45. No, but you have.Copy !req
46. Oh, I see.Copy !req
47. Do you prefer Sugita or Nakamura?Copy !req
48. I can't answer a question like that.Copy !req
49. Good point.Copy !req
50. Yes?Copy !req
51. Hellsphere!Copy !req
52. I'm Peach-Butt Mocchi.Copy !req
53. I'm Persimmon-Butt Kanchi.Copy !req
54. And we're Mocchi Kanchi!Copy !req
55. We're gonna be on the show
with you guys today!Copy !req
56. We'll hype things up, so lookin'
forward to working with you-sphere!Copy !req
57. Hellsphere!Copy !req
58. Monkey Panty, was it?Copy !req
59. It's Mocchi Kanchi.Copy !req
60. Boner Panty?Copy !req
61. No one's got a boner. I mean,
we're veteran idol voice actresses.Copy !req
62. But wow, you sure are bringin' in
the dough, being so popular!Copy !req
63. We brought your favorite...Copy !req
64. A buncha Osakan grannies' panties.Copy !req
65. You moron!Copy !req
66. Even the great Abeno Harukas building,
the tallest in Japan, would shrivel at that.Copy !req
67. JK, JK.Copy !req
68. Just some delicious Osakan bento boxes.Copy !req
69. There's already some bartering
with this episode's VA casting right now,Copy !req
70. but you should barter
and invite us over again!Copy !req
71. We'll do anything-sphere!Copy !req
72. Anyway, see you on the show.Copy !req
73. Boner Panty signing off!Copy !req
74. We're Mocchi Kanchi, dumb-ass. Oh, whatever.Copy !req
75. MusicRay'n...Copy !req
76. FTW!Copy !req
77. Kids these days... I understand them
even less than I did before.Copy !req
78. If it's not a Gyogyoen bento,
I don't want it.Copy !req
79. Oh, please.Copy !req
80. I'm sure they're just some cheap bento
they bought at the Shinkansen station.Copy !req
81. Honestly, it woulda been funnier
if they were panties.Copy !req
82. I think I've seen these bento boxes before.Copy !req
83. Where were they from...Copy !req
84. I'm Popuko!Copy !req
85. I'm Pipimi!Copy !req
86. And we're Pop Team Epic!Copy !req
87. Masters! Good morning! We're Pop Team Epic!Copy !req
88. Poopoopoopooppoopoo?Copy !req
89. No, it's Pop Team Epic.Copy !req
90. Peepeepeepeeppeepee?Copy !req
91. No, not pee. It's Pop Team Epic. PTE.Copy !req
92. Poopoopoo?Copy !req
93. Ya know how they keep sayin' we've
gotta be cuter at auditions lately?Copy !req
94. Yeah, definitely.Copy !req
95. Couldja give it a try?Copy !req
96. Ahem...Copy !req
97. Moe moe kyun!Copy !req
98. You guys suck! Get off the stage!Copy !req
99. Pudds the Pudding.Copy !req
100. Chipper the Chipmunk.Copy !req
101. What kinda chipmunk is that?Copy !req
102. Poli... the Policeman.Copy !req
103. I like that one.Copy !req
104. Popu-yan, you haven't had lunch yet?Copy !req
105. Nope.Copy !req
106. Then you can have half of mine.
Let's eat it together.Copy !req
107. Hey! That's the meat bun
from that one stall.Copy !req
108. Sorry 'bout this, Popu-yan.Copy !req
109. All because I invited you to come
to this zany world with me...Copy !req
110. I'm makin' you live like some pauper...Copy !req
111. What're you talkin' about?Copy !req
112. I was poor way before I met you.Copy !req
113. I'll survive if I miss a meal or two.Copy !req
114. More importantly,Copy !req
115. we need to come up with a buncha
funny bits and get popular.Copy !req
116. Yer right.Copy !req
117. One day, we'll get big enough
to have our own greenroom!Copy !req
118. The hell? This is amazing.Copy !req
119. Gimme the other half back.Copy !req
120. Wh-What the hell? Too late, fool.Copy !req
121. I guess this taste never changes.Copy !req
122. I haven't had this since back
when we were practicin' our bits.Copy !req
123. Hey, Pipi-yan. You actually ate yours?Copy !req
124. Eatin' this really takes ya back
to the good ol' days.Copy !req
125. I know. Why don't we go have some beef soup?Copy !req
126. Our bro used to take us out
to have that all the time.Copy !req
127. But I've got gout now. Anytime I eat meat,
my legs hurt so much I could die.Copy !req
128. Then just eat the tofu and green onions.Copy !req
129. Why the hell do I gotta go all the way
to Osaka just for tofu and green onions?Copy !req
130. D'oh!Copy !req
131. PTE!Copy !req
132. I'm gonna tickle ya!Copy !req
133. Gee... I really wish I had
a shiitake mushroom log.Copy !req
134. You want a piece of me?Copy !req
135. Hey, Pipimi-chan—Copy !req
136. Wait, what? A shiitake mushroom log?Copy !req
137. P-Pipimi-chan!Copy !req
138. Thank you!Copy !req
139. Love and peace!Copy !req
140. Pop Team Epic.Copy !req
141. Come on, tell me, Pipimi-chan!Copy !req
142. Come on, tell me! Er, huh?Copy !req
143. I thought I was talking to Pipimi-chan,
but it's just a torpedo.Copy !req
144. Back into the ocean you go.Copy !req
145. Heya, Popu-chan. I'm Posei...Copy !req
146. dooooooooooooon!Copy !req
147. Pop Team Epic!Copy !req
148. Bob Epic Team.Copy !req
149. Kablow! Charge!Copy !req
150. Prefectural police here!Copy !req
151. Gah! So bright!Copy !req
152. So bright!Copy !req
153. What prefecture? Hey!Copy !req
154. I asked you what prefecture!Copy !req
155. C'mon, now. Must be rough.Copy !req
156. Just let it all out already.Copy !req
157. I'm askin' you which prefecture, jackass!Copy !req
158. Canada! I'm with the Canada
Prefectural Police!Copy !req
159. Huh?Copy !req
160. Sorry about that!Copy !req
161. Vroom, vroom.Copy !req
162. Pop Team Epic!Copy !req
163. OMG, a pro gamer!Copy !req
164. Get rekt!Copy !req
165. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
166. I've seen that move in
a Poppex tournament before!Copy !req
167. Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!Copy !req
168. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
169. Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!
Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!Copy !req
170. I've seen that move in
a POPU tournament before!Copy !req
171. Eisai... haramasukoi!Copy !req
172. Squee! Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
173. Eisai... haramasukoi!Copy !req
174. Get rekt!Copy !req
175. Let's play "Look That Way" with Like2D!Copy !req
176. I'm gonna be the one who keeps
picking which way to look!Copy !req
177. I'm fine with endless defense.Copy !req
178. Ready, and...Copy !req
179. Look!Copy !req
180. Look! Look!Copy !req
181. Ah, there's nothing drawn beyond that...Copy !req
182. Pop Team Epic!Copy !req
183. Popu-chan!Copy !req
184. Leave it to me!Copy !req
185. I'll fix this garbage perspective
with the free transform tool!Copy !req
186. Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!Copy !req
187. Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!Copy !req
188. Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!Copy !req
189. We're doomed.Copy !req
190. Nice try!Copy !req
191. Let's play a game with our fingersCopy !req
192. All you'll use is one fingerCopy !req
193. 1+1 = 2Copy !req
194. Now, together we'll goCopy !req
195. We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a podCopy !req
196. We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a podCopy !req
197. We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a podCopy !req
198. Don't go cheating on me now~Copy !req
199. Thank you very much
for buying Pop Team Epic.Copy !req
200. But you were probably better off buying a
BD concert of the voice actress unit Sphere.Copy !req
201. Popu-chan! Don't say that!Copy !req
202. But it's amazing. It's been thirteen
years now since they debuted.Copy !req
203. All the members are over thirty these days.Copy !req
204. They keep saying we're veteran idols,
but we can sing, like, 84 songs in two days.Copy !req
205. To be honest, our old songs that
reference school uniforms in the lyricsCopy !req
206. make me go "Yikes," too,
since we're so much older now.Copy !req
207. Or so Pipimi-chan said the other day.Copy !req
208. Huh?Copy !req
209. You mentioned how you were
thinking you're really old now.Copy !req
210. So what do you think about that, huh? Huh?Copy !req
211. U-Um... Yes, that is what I thought.Copy !req
212. Pop Team Epic.Copy !req
213. So, hey.Copy !req
214. Hm?Copy !req
215. If a cheerful character and
a gloomy character played tag...Copy !req
216. Hey! There's apparently
a thicc MILF beastgirlCopy !req
217. and a robot shota whose bangs hide his eyes
makin' out over there!Copy !req
218. Huh?Copy !req
219. Don't do it, man! It's a trap!Copy !req
220. I don't care if it's a trap!Copy !req
221. I'll take the chance!Copy !req
222. I found the way to heavenCopy !req
223. My past life with youCopy !req
224. You've seen the eyes of heavenCopy !req
225. Limitless confessionsCopy !req
226. I've been in seventh heavenCopy !req
227. This conflict is acceleratingCopy !req
228. What in the name of heaven?Copy !req
229. Your reason for living is an abstract theoryCopy !req
230. Look up, baby, it's so dangerousCopy !req
231. Double trouble, that sarcastic poker faceCopy !req
232. Look back, baby, it's ridiculousCopy !req
233. Like a bubble, this life lies
in between dreams and realityCopy !req
234. Why are you feeling?Copy !req
235. Forever moreCopy !req
236. It sounds anti worldCopy !req
237. Way out, what do you believe?Copy !req
238. The mirror's equationCopy !req
239. Wake up, I can't think anymoreCopy !req
240. An elegant PSYCHO: LOGYCopy !req
241. Way out, what can you see?Copy !req
242. This saturated ironyCopy !req
243. Well, hello there.Copy !req
244. But I'm surprised that a tiny li'l
TV station like yoursCopy !req
245. made an offer to some
super-popular comedians like us.Copy !req
246. Yer probably over budget
just payin' our fee, amirite?Copy !req
247. Heya. How ya doin'?Copy !req
248. Hey. What's my partner
doin' in my greenroom?Copy !req
249. Do you have any idea how long
we've been in this business?Copy !req
250. Comedians at our level should
definitely have our own rooms.Copy !req
251. Man, it's gonna be super awkward
sharin' a room now...Copy !req
252. What day's the horse-racin' paper
come out, again?Copy !req
253. Dunno.Copy !req
254. You used to be obsessed
with snowboarding, didn't ya?Copy !req
255. Never even been.Copy !req
256. Not even once?Copy !req
257. Nope.Copy !req
258. Do you prefer rhinoceros
beetles or stag beetles?Copy !req
259. I hate bugs.Copy !req
260. Oh, I see.Copy !req
261. Yes?Copy !req
262. Mornin'!Copy !req
263. I'm Soft-Skinned Mocchi.Copy !req
264. I'm Blown-Knee Kanchi.Copy !req
265. And we're Mocchi Kanchi!Copy !req
266. We're gonna be on the show
with you guys today!Copy !req
267. We'll hype things up,
so lookin' forward to working with ya!Copy !req
268. Hell yeah!Copy !req
269. Nishiki Panty, was it?Copy !req
270. Not Nishiki! It's Mocchi Kanchi.Copy !req
271. Boner Panty?Copy !req
272. No one's got a boner.
Let's move away from the panty talk.Copy !req
273. But wow, you sure are bringin' in
the dough, being so popular!Copy !req
274. We brought your favorite...Copy !req
275. A buncha Osakan grannies' panties.Copy !req
276. They'll get you goin' with the ladies!Copy !req
277. You moron! They'd shrivel anyone up!Copy !req
278. JK, JK.Copy !req
279. Just some delicious Osakan bento boxes.Copy !req
280. Eat lots, cheer up,Copy !req
281. and you should barter
and invite us over again.Copy !req
282. Nishiki!Copy !req
283. Anyway, see you on the show.Copy !req
284. Boner Panty signing off!Copy !req
285. We're Mocchi Kanchi, dumb-ass. Oh, whatever.Copy !req
286. Kids these days... I understand them
even less than I did before.Copy !req
287. If it's not a Gyogyoen bento,
I don't want it.Copy !req
288. I'm sure they're just some cheap bento
they bought at the Shinkansen station.Copy !req
289. Honestly, it woulda been funnier
if they were panties.Copy !req
290. I think I've seen these bento boxes before.Copy !req
291. Where were they from...Copy !req
292. I'm Popuko!Copy !req
293. I'm Pipimi!Copy !req
294. And we're Pop Team Epic!Copy !req
295. Masters! Good morning! We're Pop Team Epic!Copy !req
296. Poopoopoopooppoopoo?Copy !req
297. No, it's Pop Team Epic.Copy !req
298. Peepeepeepeeppeepee?Copy !req
299. No, not pee. It's Pop Team Epic. PTE.Copy !req
300. Poopoopoo?Copy !req
301. This is our first time onstage today.
It's our first time, but we'll do our best.Copy !req
302. We're real nervous, though.Copy !req
303. We'll still do our best, thanks.Copy !req
304. Thanks!Copy !req
305. We're Pop Team Epic!Copy !req
306. You guys suck! Get off the stage!Copy !req
307. Man, that's totally Nishiki.Copy !req
308. But Boss says it ain't Nishiki.Copy !req
309. I see... so I guess it's not.Copy !req
310. Popu-yan, you haven't had lunch yet?Copy !req
311. Nope.Copy !req
312. Here. Then you can have half of mine.Copy !req
313. Hey! That's the meat bun
from that one stall.Copy !req
314. Sorry 'bout this, Popu-yan.Copy !req
315. All because I invited you to come
to this zany world with me...Copy !req
316. I'm makin' you live like some pauper...Copy !req
317. What're you talkin' about?Copy !req
318. I was poor way before I met you.Copy !req
319. I'll survive if I miss a meal or two.Copy !req
320. More importantly,Copy !req
321. we need to come up with a buncha
funny bits and get popular.Copy !req
322. Yer right.Copy !req
323. One day, we'll get big enough
to have our own greenroom!Copy !req
324. The hell? This is amazing.Copy !req
325. Gimme the other half back.Copy !req
326. What the hell? Too late, fool.Copy !req
327. I guess this taste never changes.Copy !req
328. I haven't had this since back
when we were practicin' our bits.Copy !req
329. Hey, Pipi-yan. You actually ate yours?Copy !req
330. This dirt-cheap taste...
I'd never forget it.Copy !req
331. I know. Why don't we go have some beef soup?Copy !req
332. Our bro used to take us out
to have that all the time.Copy !req
333. But I've got gout now. Anytime I eat meat,
my legs hurt so much I could die.Copy !req
334. Then just eat the tofu and green onions.Copy !req
335. Why the hell do I gotta go all the way
to Osaka just for tofu and green onions?Copy !req
336. We're Pop Team Epic!Copy !req
337. I'm gonna tickle ya! I actually already am!Copy !req
338. How do you like that? And that? And that?Copy !req
339. Left, right, left, right, left, right.Copy !req
340. Front, back, front, back, front, back.Copy !req
341. Does that feel good?
Does that feel good, Popuko-chan?Copy !req
342. I see, I see.Copy !req
343. And now for my special move!Copy !req
344. Gee... I really wish I had
a shiitake mushroom log.Copy !req
345. Shiitake!Copy !req
346. Hey, Pipimi-chan—Copy !req
347. Wait, what? A shiitake mushroom log?Copy !req
348. P-Pipimi-chan!Copy !req
349. Thank you!Copy !req
350. Popuko, I'm up here! Look up!Copy !req
351. Pop Team Epic.Copy !req
352. Come on, tell me, Pipimi-chan!Copy !req
353. Come on, tell me! Er, huh?Copy !req
354. I thought I was talking to Pipimi-chan,
but it's just a torpedo.Copy !req
355. Back into the ocean you go.Copy !req
356. Heya, Popu-chan. I'm Posei...Copy !req
357. dooooooooooooon!Copy !req
358. Pop Team Epic!Copy !req
359. Bob Epic Team.Copy !req
360. Kablow! Charge!Copy !req
361. Prefectural police here!Copy !req
362. Gah! So bright!Copy !req
363. So bright!Copy !req
364. What prefecture? Hey!Copy !req
365. I asked you what prefecture!Copy !req
366. C'mon, now. Must be rough.Copy !req
367. Just let it all out already.Copy !req
368. I'm askin' you which prefecture, jackass!Copy !req
369. Canada! I'm with the Canada
Prefectural Police!Copy !req
370. Huh?Copy !req
371. Sorry about that!Copy !req
372. Vroom, vroom.Copy !req
373. Pop Team Epic!Copy !req
374. Ooh! A pro gamer!Copy !req
375. Hey, girl. Get rekt!Copy !req
376. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
377. I've seen that move
in a Poppex tournament before!Copy !req
378. Hey, girl. Get rekt!Copy !req
379. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
380. I've seen that move
in a POPU tournament before!Copy !req
381. Eek! OMG! You're so cool! I'm so excited!Copy !req
382. Hey, girl. Get rekt!Copy !req
383. Yeah!Copy !req
384. Let's play "Look That Way" with Like2D!Copy !req
385. I'm gonna be the one who keeps
picking which way to look!Copy !req
386. I'm fine with endless defense.Copy !req
387. Ready, and...Copy !req
388. Look!Copy !req
389. Look! Look!Copy !req
390. My eyes...Copy !req
391. Ah, there's nothing drawn beyond that...Copy !req
392. Pop Team Epic!Copy !req
393. Popu-chan!Copy !req
394. Leave it to me!Copy !req
395. I'll fix this garbage perspective
with the free transform tool!Copy !req
396. W-We're doomed.Copy !req
397. Nice try!Copy !req
398. Let's play a game with our fingersCopy !req
399. All you'll use is one fingerCopy !req
400. 1+1 = 2Copy !req
401. Now, together we'll goCopy !req
402. We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a podCopy !req
403. We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a podCopy !req
404. We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a podCopy !req
405. Don't go cheating on me now~Copy !req
406. Thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic!Copy !req
407. Wouldn't you have been better off
buying one of them yakuza games?Copy !req
408. Don't say that, Popu-chan!Copy !req
409. But you can spend way more time on those
yakuza games, so it's a way better deal.Copy !req
410. Huh? It is?Copy !req
411. Uh, hey!Copy !req
412. Act now, and we'll throw in a gun.Copy !req
413. A-A-A gun?Copy !req
414. Hey! Don't lie!Copy !req
415. Hey, Pipimi-chan. What are you going to buy
with the money for PTE season 2?Copy !req
416. Hmm... I'm thinking some Matsusaka beef.Copy !req
417. Hey! You're not buying PTE?Copy !req
418. Of course not. Just send it
to my agency, please.Copy !req
419. Guess that's our privilege
for being in this show.Copy !req
420. And by "it," I meant some
Matsusaka beef, by the way.Copy !req
421. Really?Copy !req
422. Oh, Kobe beef will also work just fine.Copy !req
423. Would you stop?Copy !req